YTP: Lord of the rings - Lord of the cosmic crab cake

[@denilemoore]

"And what about very old friends?" "No, thank you!" "... BILBO BAGGINS!" "F**K YOU!" OMG, I died. xD

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

WE DON'T WANT ANYMORE KZbin POOPS

[@Mockingjay1764]

I loved that part.

[@T.G-HLL]

Just tea thank you

[@Karim-wl5cm]

NOO THANK YOUUUU!!!

[@Wolfsword9]

Quality sentence mixing

[@tomaskusnir2374]

Aragorn: You have my sauce. Legolas: And you have my stove. Gimli: And my salted pork. Boromir: If this is indeed the throne of the council, then Gondor will season.

[@hylianmoss]

Lmfao XD

[@moonbeard2002]

Sam: It's very special, that. It's the best salt in all the Shire.

[@moonbeard2002]

Theodred's death was your making. *begins sobbing*

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

Shazam!

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

YOUUUUU!!! SHALL NOT!! Cook.

[@MissCartoonist]

That Rohan remix was just amazing.

[@angelaroberts3563]

I need that as my ringtone

[@sean..L]

ROHAN!

[@acrab7722]

*ROOOOOHAAAANN!!!!*

[@anubusx]

😅😅😅

[@jem_theelf]

someone needs to make this but everyone knows that tHey'Re tAKinG tHe hoBbiTs tO iSenGaRD

[@AJPwny]

Gandalf: "Bilbo...Frodo is still in your pocket." Bilbo: *Takes Frodo out of his pocket* Frodo: "Bilbo! What are you doing?!"

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

*thud* UGH

[@acamelwholikescoke4641]

I died during that part

[@AnnikaSB]

@@acamelwholikescoke4641 would your ghost like me to report this video to the police?

[@acamelwholikescoke4641]

@@AnnikaSB sorry about the delay, internet is very slow in the afterlife but yes

[@triclopsgamer5934]

5:08 "You did what I could not. I tried to pee on him."

[@twchh]

1:17. "Excellent and admirable and admilent and exmirable" made me lose it.

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

I come back to these poops regularly, this is one of the best jokes in all of the LOTR ones.

[@TF2Scout..]

Good Joke

[@TF2Scout..]

@@guillaumelagueyte1019 yes very true

[@michaelblower7363]

"I don't like half of you, and I'd like to fuck less than half of you" XD

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

@@TF2Scout.. Marklar popped up again on my recommendations, so here I am, and this is still true

[@herbivorethecarnivore8447]

We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant visitors or distant well-wishers or well-distant visitors or distant wishers or well-wish visitors or wish-well distant visitors or distant relations!

[@spinax22]

And what about very old friends? No, Thank you!

[@im_sorry_i_forgot_my_username]

Herbivore The Carnivore YOU AGAIN

[@Rockislush]

I pulled up the comment section just as it came up

[@drakedangereux8042]

+Herbivore The Carnivore Holy shit wtf are you doing here? i thought you were too busy making snarky comments on Civ 5 music xD

[@TheBonkleFox]

+ㄴㅅㄷ (igjug9813) (neck comes in) WHAT DID YOU SAY, NIGGAAAAAAAAA!

[@XLuftWaffleX]

Bilbo is going to Rivendel to stay with Elvis- he's going to help him forge a kick-ass blade.

[@tailoreyes]

and cheese knives?

[@OllyScarecrow]

+Insert coin CHEESE KNIFE!

[@OllyScarecrow]

Beneko '11 CHEESE KNIFE! (Skeeeeeeewts)

[@alexa1591]

Goblin cleaver

[@chrislindamood9378]

Beneko '11 cheese knife!

[@swingardium706]

*Gandalf falls from the bridge of Khazad-Dum" Frodo: Where are you going? Swear to god I can't cope XD

[@dragonfireband]

here lies ali baba. he is dead then.

[@SilenceAngelic]

"If this is indeed the will of the council... Then Gondor will season." So friggin hilarious.

[@azulatios1674]

2:58 - 3:19 ~ I can't handle this! HELP! I CAN'T BREATHE!! XD

[@jacobeaston9275]

Me too

[@rubyermeat4145]

hhhhhhhh SHAZAM !!

[@AssassinDwarf]

anhashnou anhashnou anhash anhash anhashnou anhashnou anhashnou anhash anhash anhashnou ANNNHASHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

[@jacobeaston9275]

EPIC:-)

[@TheNetherlandDwarf]

I think its the faces he pulls for me :D

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

This is an excellent, admirable, admellent and exmirable poop.

[@CaptainPupu]

What about very old friends?

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

@@CaptainPupu No, thank you!

[@CaptainPupu]

@@IDONTGETTHEPOINT BILBO BAGGINS!!!!!!

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

@@CaptainPupu Fuck you! I don't want anymore KZbin Poop!

[@notfamedtvpersonalitydrphil]

@@CaptainPupuFVCK YOU!! WE DONT WANT ANY MORE KZbin POOP!!

[@HellhoundIX]

"Time enough to cut off Sauron's cack!"

[@OddRobb]

LOOK FRODO *squeeka-squeeka-squeeka-squeeka-squeeka-squeeka-squeeka-squeeka*

[@triclopsgamer5934]

2:18

[@zcreed1776]

Gandalf’s “Shazam” on the bridge got me

[@HuffeNuvven]

MAKE FOR THE GAP OF ROHAN!

[@EchelonCookie96]

*Gap

[@HuffeNuvven]

+Jeong Park Lee Bitch pls

[@bromodragone8405]

It's too close to Isengard.

[@trollerpilotxiv3079]

ROHAN ROHAN

[@cabbagegrumpy5679]

RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO RO

[@thebel89]

Gaffer: "The mountains are fair teeming with teets. Fuck you, tales and children's stories, that's all that is. You began to sound like that old Bilbo BabBilboBab" Hobbit: "Heh, young mister Frodo here, he's on crack" Frodo: "And proud of it!"

[@Mannetasi]

"And what about very old friends?" "No thank you!" That still gets me even after having watched this multiple times already XD

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

BILBO BAGGINS !!!!

[@dr.spideywartz7571]

“Fuck you !!!” Lol

[@Adz1707]

"Shazam!" Laughed my ass off.

[@jacobeaston9275]

I know right

[@TF2Scout..]

It's perfect

[@JClayton1994]

I lost it when Frodo was in Bilbo's pocket!!

[@jonknable8063]

JClayton 1994 I lost it at 'Look Mr Frodo'

[@voldevolde7870]

Omg you're here.

[@lucyjackson3944]

OMG I LOVE YOUR VIDS SO MUCH

[@zachgordon]

Your ytps amazing classics.

[@bravetherainbow]

4:27 that "gap of Rohan" bumps in the whip

[@RealChiliConQueso]

I completely lost it at the squeaky toy. That is so totally something Sam would do.

[@moonbeard2002]

3:29 WoW players have to endure that every Halloween.

[@kristinapetersen7]

Ike the Gnome hahahahah

[@badt4life857]

The Headless Horseman.

[@Matihood1]

I didn't know it was WoW since I never played it and all I heard was Blutarch Mann from TF2.

[@CrateCrasher]

yeah haha. It's really annoying

[@lolygagger5991]

i love your ytps

[@TheUnderwearVlogs]

I like 'em!

[@lolygagger5991]

TheUnderwearVlogs me too

[@darthgeorge28]

I lost it at 4:14 when Aragorn goes "HI-YAH!" Haha

[@mushroomhead3619]

I lost it when the metroid music started playing!

[@mrzubwolfer]

You have my sauce. And you have my stove. And my salted pork. If this is indeed one of the counsel, than Gondor will season.

[@Matihood1]

Aragon's lightsaber was very well made. The effects, the sounds and everything.

[@non1263]

3:18 Gandalf is love, Gandalf is life.

[@eagleman4758]

think they got ingredents for good pork :3

[@StupidMarioBros1Fan]

I was expecting the end of Bilbo's YTP to be "And he DIES." Still amazing YTP. Loved every bit of it. XD

[@TheWildScarletRose]

"Gandalf the Gay...rides to Isengard, seeking my c..."OH MY, I DIED AT THIS!!!XDXDXD

[@anakinskywalker8859]

they don't call saruman the white for nothing

[@5carecrow94]

1:47 Had me absolutely dying.

[@davidlouwrens2766]

Best YTP in da world

[@banquomyspaceisbroken391]

the best video on youtube!

[@TF2Scout..]

One does not simply walk to KZbin poop

[@michaeldavis9190]

4:22 BASED METROID MUSIC! I LOVE WHEN METROID IS ACKNOWLEDGED! YOU MADE ME VERY HAPPY!

[@LeonidGeorgievIND]

Which metroid music theme is that?

[@NinjaDash360]

You have my sauce, then you have my stove, and now you have my salted pork!!!

[@starbreaker9825]

Gondor will season.

[@jessicamoley123]

Brilliant, left me in stitches as always xD That Rohan song might have to become my new ringtone, it's that good.

[@Celticpotato]

This has always been my fav LOTR YTP. Whenever I need a laugh I always watch the gandolf balrog scene omg it never gets old

[@gaurohtar895]

The next best one is psychotic shrimp

[@LugiatheOceanGuardian]

@@gaurohtar895say what?

[@BiscuitHead22]

Man, you absolutely NEED to make a full 'make for the Gap of Rohan' remix now. Its like a YT law.

[@unclefuncle7283]

I have the eyes of Ethan Hawk and the ears of Mathew Fox !

[@latewizard301]

I miss this guys LotR stuff, literally watched them so many times i can no longer watch lotR without laughing because i begin to think about these YTP here. True masterwork right here.

[@tajaldeenwahab4528]

5:05 One does not simply ask where Frodo is.

[@OddRobb]

I tried to pee on him

[@mattk3645]

Old hobbit; " Young Mr. Frodo here.He's on crack." Frodo " ...and proud of it!"

[@TF2Scout..]

@@OddRobb what

[@thevfxmancolorizationvfxex4051]

The gap is too close to isengard ROHAN! ROHAN! let's go throught moria ROHAN ROHAN! Let frodo decide ROHAN! ROHAN! We will go through the mines RO RO RO RO RO ROHAN! XD

[@JungleScaarj]

"Heh, young Mr. Frodo here, heh, he's on crack."

[@kitgusto2390]

And proud of it!

[@jakeread9668]

@@kitgusto2390 wow, a recent comment

[@AnnikaSB]

@@jakeread9668 im more recent

[@spyrosblt3320]

@@AnnikaSB bitch please

[@AnnikaSB]

@@spyrosblt3320 hey LANGUAGE

[@StaticYonder]

3:23 This bit had me dying! Hearing Gandalf say Shazam was not something I knew I needed to hear

[@0915junior]

4:30 Marklar just made a new hobbits to isengard :)

[@daanepic]

3:14 AAAAAANAAS MUUURR!!!

[@mrzubwolfer]

+Daan Schriemer It's anus view

[@ffarkasm]

+Daan Schriemer Satan

[@thomaspriest5278]

Shazam

[@MrROCKSCHOCK]

4:30 Dude you are awesome! Best ytp song :-D

[@mattk3645]

2:18 The best thing ever.

[@mattk3645]

5:55 not Elijah Wood.

[@trickshot646]

For a second there, I thought it said skooks

[@GBart]

I always crack up at the squeaky toy bit

[@MrGunzngirlz]

3:15 = Pure, 100%, rock solid YTP gold.

[@DarkPhoenix89]

LMFAO @ 2:22! "Look Frodo"...dog toy appears! xD!

[@sophieoddle8523]

I wouldn't mind having Legolas's stove

[@Staffasen]

I love the part where the Headless Horseman yells, happy Hallows End!

[@Mattteus]

Saruman, master of disguise

[@darthvaderbutwayshittier7054]

4:26 - 4:58 i need an 1 hour version in my life.

[@ronanjohnson9718]

2:58 and onwards is the best thing I have ever seen.

[@TF2Scout..]

And a spoon and honest honest Chazam

[@VisualGourmet]

I hope _this_ 4:19 - 4:58 becomes as famous as Taking The Hobbits to Isengard!!!

[@Huegeltroll]

This is brilliant. All your lotr youtube poops are brilliant.

[@SunGhostify]

SHAZAM

[@DDawg612]

I love the references to Metroid you make so much.

[@thewizardingpeasant3973]

'And what about very old friend?' 'No thank you!' ... 'BILBO BAGGINS!!!' 'Fuck you! We don't want anymore KZbin Poops!'

[@greenbasterd3359]

That lightsaber was fucking Awesome!!!!

[@Matihood1]

Ikr. This video got an instant like from me just for the well-made lightsaber.

[@zillagrl24]

"Make for the Gap of Rohan" + "They're Taking the Hobbits to Isengard" remix. MAKE IT HAPPEN.

[@vadoksam9235]

Loved the wintersun, so amazing to hear such great metal randomly without looking for it ! CLASS !

[@arvizturotukorfurogep6235]

You and AlpacaHawk make the best movie YTPs ever, hands down! lalz XD

[@MrThischarmingman2]

3:29 Thumbs up if you actually know where that is from.

[@Sweatykeyboard]

+MrThischarmingman2 World of Wowcraft

[@zsomborvarga1703]

+MrThischarmingman2 who sais it?

[@MrThischarmingman2]

+Zsombor Varga The Shade of the Horseman. He was part of a Halloween event if I remember correctly.

[@zsomborvarga1703]

thank you :)

[@ThisToxicX]

MrThischarmingman2 WoW the headless horseman, i love it, i scare kids with my own rendition

[@ramyferrer224]

3:09 "IM A SPOON!"

[@imdascottman6853]

No, thank you! We don't want any more visitors, well-wishers or distant visitors or distant well-wishers or well-distant visitors or distant wishers or well-wish visitors or wish-well distant visitors or distant relations!

[@Tobygas]

And what about very old friends?

[@imdascottman6853]

No thank you!

[@GenericUsername-qp1ww]

+Scott “dishmeistermaster” Merkley BILBO BAGGINS!!!

[@imdascottman6853]

F&#% you! We don't want anymore KZbin Poop!

[@Tobygas]

Gandalf the gay rides to Isengard

[@Aaron-ux5nl]

Love how Aragorn's sword is always a light saber

[@roflmeister1470]

Bilbo, frodo is in your pocket. I can't breath

[@uberlisk]

5:33 is about where I died

[@DRSTRANGELOVEIN]

“I would’ve *faacked* you, my brother..... my captain........ my *boi”*

[@TallicaJunki]

u gotta be my favourite youtube pooper man. many years of laughs with you and still to this day cracking up man love it!!

[@mattgieslerrocks]

The song at 5:38 is Starchild by Wintersun.

[@velocitygrrrl94]

6:58 "where are you going?" LMAOOOOOO

[@peskyjay1091]

...and what about very old well wishers?

[@xXThexNextDecade99Xx]

You know nothing of this matter.

[@johnmaxwell8279]

xXThexNextDecade99Xx I right what I did to be judged

[@BiscuitHead22]

***** You did you right you you did you to judge???

[@johnmaxwell8279]

BiscuitHead judge what I right to be have did not judged to be right was done

[@BiscuitHead22]

***** Ah. Thanks for clearing that up.

[@MisterAcker]

Yet again. another HIGHLY well-made and underrated YTP.

[@YvonnaFaust]

frodo in the pocket kills me x"D

[@9pmInTokyo]

We need a Hobbit one. Call it "Sus and sas again." :P Great job again, Marklar! I love all your videos!

[@howthetubbiestelly]

Came back to this because I needed some cheering up. Realized I still say “we’ll HAAAVE you for SHA-SHA-SHA-SHANKS” and it’s because of this video

[@leonfisher6494]

I love the song at 4:31

[@KayloMaster]

I reckon he needs to make a full song :P

[@jacobeaston9275]

Me too

[@RoseOfDestiny10]

OMG THANK YOU SO MUCH

[@Pchychopathetic]

Wow, a girl that likes ytp! :D This is a day to remember :)

[@GamertagO1]

Pchychopathetic My wife hates YTP's. Even if I find one that is from something she watches, she still doesn't like it. She did chuckle a bit when that red-headed kid is yelling into his camera and Marklar made him sing the Mario song.

[@NIGHTSTALKER973]

Nick Long tell me about it my girlfriend hates ytp's aswell

[@spinnincrash2761]

Aaah Wintersun Starchild, as I heard this song was used in here it made the ytp even better

[@BakerUnderYourBed]

Great as always

[@sbeast64]

I've rewatched these memes so many times. Still funny to this day! 🤣

[@getbored2011]

"I tried to pee on him" lmao

[@laraday6760]

3:17 and I died of laughter :D

[@kujobeatsofficial]

the bit with the doors had me in tears

[@wasiegwebu3371]

By far the best LOTR poop... SH!T myself laughing... Exmirable work!!

[@veronicasawyer2427]

Omg, the 'WoW' headless horseman thing just made you one of the best! ^^

[@0915junior]

7:38 Saruman the gretest Pranker of all times :)

[@thebel89]

"What things?" "Answers, answers that need questions"

[@XxJetxX1000]

That was brilliant!!

[@mydarkterrors]

2:59 I had coffee in my mouth that was a dangerous challenge

[@Sadeness99]

Can u be ma mom

[@TF2Scout..]

@@Sadeness99 anash nuuud shazam

[@pettersoderberg6903]

Aragorn is apparently a jedi consular

[@lorenzodiazdonzelli3048]

YESSS FEED US WITH MORE POOP

[@Umbris13]

SHAZAM.

[@ShionaPenrake]

*Gandalf falls Frodo: Where're you going? 😆😆

[@GamertagO1]

Nice psychotic shrimp homage at 0:49. Gotta love a smiling Aragorn.

[@roycebracket]

Mix this one's best bits with CS188's best bits and you have the greatest Lord of the Rings YTP ever made

[@stormstrider1990]

This is your best Lotr YTP. I laughed all the way.

[@adamnottelling1686]

4:38 NEEDS TO BE IT'S OWN VIDEO FOR 10 HOURS

[@adamnottelling1686]

and 7:33