YTP: Lord of the rings - Lord of the roaring red fires

[@valance10]

"Very good year, 1296. Almost as old as 1295" I can't breathe

[@ThickMolasses]

ah hahha aah hahha aahh hahha

[@mrgaudy1954]

I mean... The Hobbit ain't wrong is he?

[@theburningman5047]

So good 😁

[@of_oniichan7755]

Please seek medical attention if you're still having trouble breathing

[@ComradeLavender]

"Do not take me for some very old friend. I'm trying to rob you."

[@Liubei5102]

you have my sauce ... you have my stove....and my salted pork...if this is the will of the council then condor will season

[@eggsbigman]

Gimli trying to end this video is pure genius

[@tyredmechanic290]

It's like fucking Yosemite Sam xD

[@yashaskedlaya7326]

Missed opertunity tho. Elrond should have said "it must be cast deep up gimlis ass from whence it came"

[@Funinightmare]

Bilbo: And turned them all to cheese Bofur: CHEESE KNIFE!

[@Zmaczimum]

+Funinightmare He eats it by the wheel

[@TheFiercestCreatureInTheWorld]

Teeth like razors, claws like cheese knives!

[@Zmaczimum]

CHEESE KNIVES!?

[@bbqsnag8381]

+WildKatGirl Miaow They've pillaged the bathroom, I'm not even going to tell you what they've done to my CHEESE KNIFE.

[@Funinightmare]

Jean-Luc Fuller CHEESE KNIFE : D

[@BlindDweller]

Moria Café Menu: 1. Roaring fires 2. Malt beer 3. Roaring red malt beer 4. Red meat off the roaring fires 5. Red meat off the malt beer 6. Malt meat off the red roaring malt fires 7. Mice

[@Coldkill2001]

How many mice are we talking here?

[@lukefriesenhahn8186]

😂

[@hpholland]

Keep your cock outta your nose and no trouble’ll come to you 🍺

[@clan_boyd_3]

Where's the spam, though?

[@bozo6049]

This is no mice, it's a cave troll

[@OlTol21]

History became legend and, legend became myth, myth became legend, legend became history. And the ring passed out of all knowledge forever for 2 years.

[@janiusbananius2985]

For 2 years, for 2 days

[@vegetalover9297]

Would have been perfect if it was "for two days"

[@sawyer6264]

2 days

[@Matihood1]

@@vegetalover9297 The "two days" joke was used later in the video so it wasn't totally wasted.

[@Uchiha-fi4ij]

Anakin was the chosen one who ultimately destroyed the sith once and for all for 30 years (according to Episode 9...)

[@ZheninehZ]

*_"Keep it SeeS..."_* *_"... Keep it SaaS."_*

[@Rockislush]

What does sass mean? Like the ytp thing? XD

[@IDONTGETTHEPOINT]

+Raquelia ramlogan Sorry, we must keep this SeeS.

[@user-pf3gc1ug9f]

+Raquelia ramlogan it an old ytp SeeS.

[@jared201345]

+Bro2494 Is it SeeS??? Is it Saas???

[@zerathul13]

"Is it SeeS?! Is it SaaS?!"

[@linkerjuax]

You cannot pee. None of us can...

[@caldera11]

BY THE BLOOD IN OUR PEE

[@tribot9688]

0:43 And it's a PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ruuuuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnnn! XD

[@Peaceful_Gojira]

I lost it at the 3:20 section where Gandalf whistles with his s's xD hahahahaha *I AM STILL LAUGHING...AAAHAHAHAAHAHAHA xDDDD*

[@Bismarck11139]

XIXTHRASHER the first time I saw this part I thought I'd pass out from laughing lol

[@bigfriki]

I didn't get that part... :''''''(

[@Poopmadeinitaly]

I think this is the best part of all ytp I've seen in my life XD

[@DeathKnightKendrel]

I haven't laughed that hard in a long long time.

[@brucewayne9098]

XIXTHRASHER reminded me so much of Herbert from Family Guy😂

[@jabbernaut52733]

The S whistle part really cracked me up lol

[@patrickhebdo5423]

2:36 what reading the silmarillion is like

[@hxrn9426]

Fr

[@YellowMageMarsail]

6:52 And Sauruman continued to wipe the floor with Gandalf... For two days.

[@TheRuddster95]

I offer you my sauce, Théoden King. And gladly, I accept it. I accept it for two days

[@jorgegranados4547]

1296 very good year, almost as old as 1295

[@IsaacEstrada12]

OVER THE BRIDGE. OVER THE BRIDGE. OVER THE OVER THE OVER THE BRIDGE.

[@thebel89]

Over the bridge and far away!

[@PhelippeMitsu98]

A pee pees life for them there’ll be

[@Jakeito413]

They're taking the Hobbits over the bridge!

[@ffarkasm]

2:30 best life advice I ever heard

[@caldera11]

roaring fires, malt beer, roaring red malt beer, red meat off the roaring fires, red meat off the malt beer, malt meat off the red roaring malt fires, and they call it mice

[@Umbris13]

This is no mice. This is a cave troll!

[@philippaul6039]

Caldera11 I died just reading this comment lol

[@vegetalover9297]

Greatness

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

Mice!

[@ChaseMC215]

Of course we are going with that cliché

[@Szibenwaro]

Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took, and Meriadoc Tookdybuck, and Peregrin Brandytook, and Meriperegrin Buckritook, and Perebuck Brantookbuck

[@SplinteredX]

Keep it ssss Keep it sssss Is it ssss? Is it sss?

[@SephTheHuntress]

S's!

[@chrisnorman3149]

Frodo: There's something down there! Gandalf: It's Gollum, he's been following us for threeHUNDRED years

[@legendg219]

The Imperial March and Halo parts killed me :D

[@coletrain41]

Nobody tosses a dwarf! JUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!! *CRASH*

[@Matihood1]

1:03 This dialog is so well edited I still get amazed, no matter how many times I've rewatched it.

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Did I hear OwO?

[@ChaseMC215]

@@akirahisui-lucario5636 No you did not.

[@StaticYonder]

I'm trying to Rob you!

[@Circuitssmith]

“Let us pee in his juice!” “You cannot peeeeee!'

[@thebel89]

None of us can

[@hansgarriell2525]

Light as a feather and hard as a dragon's Cock.

[@GregAckerson]

4:04 Agent Smith: You have only one choice, Mr Anderson. This KZbin Poop must be destroyed.

[@jamesondoane32]

"Roaring Fires!" "Malt beer!" "Roaring red malt beer!" "Red meat off the roaring fires!" "Red meat off the malt beer!" "Malt meat off the red roaring malt fires!"

[@DiomedesIsHit]

Gimli trying to hammer the poop into the end titles halfway through damn near killed me. People are looking at me. Why am I watching this in a library?

[@dhirajahlawat6551]

Because you are a good

[@dhirajahlawat6551]

God *

[@Asraeks]

Because you are bald and foolish, bruva

[@m1994a3jagnew]

1:30 CHEESE KNIFE?!?!

[@torgor6320]

I died.

[@kvmhgirl13]

Cheese knife!

[@bashura_0019]

Cheese knife!

[@Moth-pz9vg]

C H E E S E K N I F E ? C H E E S E K N I F E !!

[@Umbris13]

Turning on automatic captions makes it ten times more funny... "Prem took and credit had a group fuck took and Patrick cramped crock"

[@reighfreuden6473]

Lol I just did that... I love how when Sauron's beating up on the men of Numenor the captions say "GO"

[@tsavorix2993]

Umbris13 "Glen Ivy Tech Community Chest"

[@cheesenip6643]

When Gandalf says over the bridge the captions say over the bitch

[@TheRuddster95]

​@@cheesenip6643a good way to go!

[@SpiralHotDogz]

History became myth, myth became legend, legend became myth, myth became history.

[@Chronicler177]

Aragorn singing the halo theme fucking killed me

[@asiandrainer]

Lol ikr in all those bad moments he only thinks of halo LOL

[@Haggysack2k8]

Bewar Mohammad How to describe Halo? "one ring, to rule them all" BA DUM TS

[@zeorginas]

Haggysack2k8 Heretic!!

[@EragonxVxRevan]

Chronicler177 So many feels with that song though, when I heard that being done... all of those memories... damn. childhood.

[@cqb3814]

+Haggysack2k8 more like one ring to kill them all

[@MegaMrFreeman]

2:35 Bariadock Tooklyback and Perrigrin Brandytook and Bariperrigrin Backlytook and Perriback Randtuckback LOL one of the best parts hahah

[@wafflemanofficial3130]

Mom: what are you laughing at? Me: nothing Me in my head: Keep it sss. Keep it sss.

[@Coldkill2001]

This YTP is older than hell and people are still coming back and leaving comments on it. I hope TheMarklar gets back into making these

[@gelatinejaap]

Dont take me for a very old friend! Im trying to rob you! HAHAHA

[@keyakku935]

"1296, almost as old as 1295" you must think you're funny, something so simple like that must be comedy gold.... well you're right

[@obito101man5]

7:41 if aragorn ever did lullabies

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Thats the halo theme

[@glenwicks4976]

​@@TheWunWhiteWolfIt sure is buddy. *places hand on shoulder* It sure is.

[@southpowswager3026]

3:15 I’m dying every time 😂😂😂

[@FatKatSkits]

Am I the only one who laughed the most at the part where Aragorn is the only one awake & he hears someone break wind so he kicks them?? I had to pause & cry laughing at that part...

[@peteradams2105]

"It's Gollum...he's been following us for *two days*"

[@Jeptheplay]

Three... HUNDRED years

[@veronicalangley2049]

I was losing it at Gandalf’s whistle “S” speech

[@guillaumelagueyte1019]

So annoying, yet so good

[@chizzy5045]

DO NOT TAKE ME AS SOME Very old friend... I'm trying to rob you

[@talura4110]

1:15 me trying to get my food out of the microwave

[@MrThischarmingman2]

And they call it mice. Mice!

[@thebel89]

This is no mice, it's a cave troll!

[@redy1o175]

4:15 literally how the movie should've ended

[@ectothermic]

"The poop cannot be destroyed by any craft that we here possess."

[@praisethesun1172]

Eight years later and all of these are still hilarious

[@alexoday5224]

The Meschuggah actually fits in a great way

[@NeedForMadSkills]

That damn whistle.

[@fullmetalsalad716]

the “for two days” throwback nearly killed me 😂😂😂

[@villadelrefugio]

MESHUGGAHHHH 5:15

[@caldera11]

the whistling part with gandalf fucking killed me

[@Twocryingkittens]

6:29 I always did wonder what Gimli was saying in dwarvish

[@NeoGamemaster]

Mr Bilbo can you tell us one of your adventure stories? "PfrpfrpfpfPFRRRRRRPFRRRRRR pfpfrpfpfPFRRRRRRRRPFRRRRRR"

[@prisonofsouls19]

Cook cook cook

[@aristotelistsekouras1391]

6:51 - 6:56 Buy now Gandalf the mop from the shop of Saruman the White for your floors to be white

[@lShadoFoxxl]

OMG the Halo pitch-shifting at the end XD

[@reloadingdontshoot1]

2:20-2:29 had me dying

[@alexsaviour2936]

Gotta love the meshuggah

[@peterryan5959]

That's the first time I've ever seen a Nightwish song used in a YTP before

[@laraday6760]

Haha this is awesome :D As a huge Nightwish fan I love how you used their cover of OTHAFA at 7:34.

[@StaticYonder]

Tarja approved YTP

[@keyakku935]

0:14 ok that was so simple but got me either way

[@Zarozerr]

You cannot pee, none of us can! xD

[@Lunarian3575]

3:13 through 3:38 put me in a hospital.

[@curiousdave]

2:17 - Well done! That moment should go to the Hall of Fame of awesome YTP-moments! You almost had me killed! xD

[@akirahisui-lucario5636]

Nobody tosses a dwarf. (Turns to cliffside) (Proceeds to hop off said cliff) *YEEEAAAAAAAAAAAGH* (Crashes)

[@StaticYonder]

This made my laugh so hard as a kid, I cried myself to sleep with tears of hilarity

[@PhoenixofEru]

This youtube poop must be destroyed.

[@TheCabritoGoat]

You have only one choice. This poop must be taken deep into TheMarklar01's ass.

[@PremierMilenkov]

6:20 Damn straight it was.

[@lambofgaurdian]

Dude the diablo logo with the beast was absolutely genius i literally laughed

[@bbandmusclefan]

OMG 2:20 Makes me laugh so hard everytime! That typical fail music is so perfect xD

[@THERAMMSTEINFAN490]

YAAAAAARRRRSSSS MESHUGGAH MY FAVORITE FUCKING THING MIXED WITH YTP COULDNT BE MUCH BETTER

[@rassest]

Mithril as light as a fether and as hard as Dragoncock 😂😂😂😂

[@gelatinejaap]

PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE! THEY ARE AWESOME!

[@usserrnname]

07:27 - Over the bridge - Over the bridge - Over the bridge ... - Over the bridge and far away!

[@hylian1912]

3:12-3:34 cracked me up for some reason

[@SonicDaniel255]

at the end halo 3 never forget well done

[@hOiKiPOiKiE]

6:30 this is where I fell off my chair laughing.

[@Giselbartecek]

The way how the Cave Troll rampage is rhythmically synced with the song makes me moist.

[@kratosgow09]

Do you know the song by any chance?

[@calimaxibar]

Beautiful. And dat ending. So much love for you, Marklar.

[@wmadd7181]

"I don't understand!" "Neither do I. All we have to deCide is what to do with the time that is given to uS. There are other foeS that work in thiS world, Frodo, beSides the will of Evil. Bilbo waS meant to find the Ring, in which caSe, you alSo were meant to have it. And that iS an encouraging thought. S."

[@left4let]

Turen on captions and go too 5:18 it says "good grief"as the cavetroll breaks the wall...

[@ShadowkoiDragonMaster2791]

"Over the bridge!Over the bridge"!

[@Frykiller1]

OVER THE BRIDGE OVER THE BRIDGE OVER THE OVER THE OVER THE BRIDGE

[@dr.zombine3719]

"over the bridge and far away!"

[@clan_boyd]

UDUNUDUDUNUDUNUDUNUDUNUDUNUDUN!!!!!!!!!!!

[@midnight5895]

Lol, am I the only one how LOVES dat heavy metal troll??? It kinda fits imo x'D Nice one, I love you for this OP :3

[@MAXHALO369]

OMG that Halo theme at the end was just beautifully funny.

[@kamuiwarp1784]

Love how Aragon humed the Halo theme. Made my Day

[@CrimsonKnight77]

Oh sweet merciful Jesus. xD

[@mattshu]

These are the funniest fucking things in my entire life. Almost too much

[@TheRumChum]

i wanna make a full YTPMV out of over the bridge now , lmao awesome vid

[@moonbeard2002]

Nobody tosses a dwarf!

[@davemillet4160]

My God, I could watch these all day. "It's Gollum. He's been following us for 300 years." 🤣

[@1655zz]

this feels like one long fever dream

[@stygianhoplite]

Bilbo smoothly and politely ushering Gandalf out the door and Gandalf's awkward silence and ensuing rage after realizing what just happened to him... priceless.

[@oscarthefunnydoggo9695]

From 1:03 to 1:14 that was so well edited and my heart broke as well😂😭

[@cornelius2227]

“BILBO of the BAGGINS!” A sequel to LOTR YTP.

[@HIVEMINDxMusic]

Marklars ytps are the best lotr ytps Ive seen

[@clan_boyd]

Merry: I don't know why he's so upset; it's only a couple of carrots. Pippin: And some cabbages. And then, those bags of potatoes we lifted last week. And some mushrooms. And some breakfast. And some afternoon tea. And-and then, the supper last week. And-and then, the second breakfast the week before. Merry: Yes, Pippin.

[@ryans9186]

dat halo tune tho

[@Thundernerd2aBird]

Gimli hitting the ring down the screen to "The End", very clever :)

[@RodsRetroplays]

My god the Reclaimer song at the end \o/

[@howlettman]

The math at 3:10 , The first line is for the discrete energy levels for an electron in an infinite potential well. The second is the wave function in an infinite potential well, the third is to find the probability density, the fourth is to state that the absolute square is also the complex conjugate (as to eliminate the imaginary component) and it must be normalized to a total probability of 1. Don't ask why I felt the need to say this.

[@fergusmaclachlan1404]

So the first line is about Quantum physics? I might have known it was physics. That sloppy P(x)dx should have been a dead giveaway. A pure mathematician would never write that. (NO OFFENCE, PHYSICISTS)

[@howlettman]

Fergus Maclachlan Aye, that style of notation keeps mathematicians up at night.

[@fergusmaclachlan1404]

Hmpf!

[@OldfieldFan1]

6:35 is worth a like

[@MrArbeter]

Aragorn singing the halo tune in an alternative universe was beautiful keep it seasoned mate

[@karelsvoboda3344]

These LOTR YTPs do not age, like the LOTR trilogy itself. I still even after 11 years cannot forget the two days. Also have you considered doing YTP from Rangz of Powa?