[YTP] Makuta Joins The Flat Earth Society

[@HotShotDesigns3D]

“The world is flat but no one will believe me” “I stepped on a LEGO and broke my toe”

[@BNS_OP]

He used the lego to destroy the lego

[@sr711b]

I consume feces to fight hunger >:(

[@toebrother]

Star Wars the Force Unleashed was a great game

[@mckinglapiz]

The duality of man.

[@curtisleblanc5897]

You actually *believe* I would let them *believe* the satellite? (destroys the satellite)

[@minihalkoja590]

He wants to find the edge of the world and take a closer look at those falls.

[@jasonvernish7366]

Give this man gold

[@wolfwarlordjake8992]

*No, Tahu, no!*

[@OutrageousDragon]

I'm dead 😂

[@Imperialstorm03]

"Destiny sucks, but Star Wars the Force Unleashed is a great game" For a villain he sure made time to try out both games lmao

[@griffingower1883]

Destiny isn't that bad

[@P_Bad]

@@griffingower1883 Destiny 1 was an amazing game, Destiny 2 is a sad shell of a sequel

[@asiblingproduction]

well, he did say he broke his toe and stayed inside to play xbox

[@griffingower1883]

@@P_Bad true but destiny 2 got a bit serious when Forsaken came which is the player guardian's revenge quest

[@sicknashty3837]

until you realise its the same ole pay for a few new weapons bullshit bungie does so well at

[@ThrashMetallix]

"I should never have maxed out my credit card... for the seventh time." Destiny microtransactions?

[@jackminer2148]

Wasting entire life savings on shark cards?

[@ducksruleflorida4882]

"Again, my mother opposes my will." Me too, kid.

[@BNS_OP]

I wish makuta the best of luck on his journey to reconquer all the bonkles and kill the credit card companies in order to eliminate his debt.

[@fawkes6352]

"I want a lighsaber, but my mother won't let me." Well, if you let Uncle Miserix out of that volcano, maybe you could begin to get un-grounded?

[@TrBlizzu]

He is way too relatable; I don't know how to cope with this

[@byzantineboi8345]

TAKE A CLOSER LOOK AT THOSE FALLS

[@fluffypanda75]

I never expected to see such a relatable villain in a Bionicle movie. It's a shame his argument fell flat in the end.

[@TristanIonizedBerri]

Fell flat?

[@szaslipmole4757]

*“Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering.”*

[@epekka]

rejoice for transformers, but miss them do not

[@01oo011]

Michael Allen do not miss your train. That is a path to the dark side. Go!!!

[@pc1231]

Suffering leads to the dark side.

[@michaelgrady1913]

hes spitting facts

[@toebrother]

Suffering leads to the dark side

[@flopre9213]

That was some of the greatest sentence mixing ive ever heard

[@realfoodman]

I know! He's a master of his craft.

[@Ze_N00B]

Be prepared to comment this on every video.

[@AiRJacobs]

I'm glad to see Bionicle revived in memes.

[@reptile1687]

like a zombie wondering the earth

[@BlackBloodCombatClub]

Hopefully Lego either rereleases some old sets or gives us G3

[@rjsouthworth5246]

I’ve never watched anything relating to Bionicle, but now if I do, I’ll be thinking of this and unable to take this guy Makuta at all seriously.

[@ChaosRayZero]

I'm sure I'll be in the same boat. X^D

[@edgyelectrokinetic6761]

@@ChaosRayZero In the same boat? To sail the seven seas to prove that the Earth is flat?

[@LamanKnight]

@@edgyelectrokinetic6761 In the same boat... to get a closer look at those falls!

[@curtisleblanc5897]

R.I.P. Makuta since he was the only villain in the movies that COULD be taken seriously. (maybe besides Nidhiki)

[@foxbread3714]

@@curtisleblanc5897 R.I.P Makuta Teridax, 2001-2010, got hit in the back of the head by a moon

[@optillian4182]

"I stood on some LEGO and broke my toe." But Makuta, you _are_ LEGO.

[@reptile1687]

exactly, everywhere he goes he steps on a lego

[@M0ttas]

0:00 - 1:51 top 10 best monologues in movie history

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

I do agree that The Force Unleashed is a great game 👍🏻

[@PS3PS2fan]

You're not the only one.

[@LamanKnight]

I'm going to miss looking forward to more of these. That was masterful sentence mixing, and it gave me a lot of much-needed laughter.

[@LamanKnight]

I still find it hilarious that this guy finds it so important to have ice in his Coke, he would rather drink his own urine than have to drink Coke without ice.

[@captainautismo2974]

On this week: *what has my curiosity brought me to*

[@marcthomas5949]

If your new to this channel I suggest checking out his other ytps

[@pc1231]

Your curiosity has brought you to the right place.

[@Robbstark2024]

“The earth is round” while standing on a flat circle...

[@kristenlandon796]

Lol I was thinking the same thing. Then the guy was like “round has never been better” and then in the back of my head I hear “I like em big... I like em chunky. 😂

[@righteousgreek2161]

Alpaca hawk: what’s your thoughts on another bionicle YTP? Subscribers: YES

[@theonlyron]

This dude really took an episode of Bionicle and not only made it into a YTP, but made it _funny_

[@Antroz0n]

With it's own mini-story too!

[@reptile1687]

this isnt an episode

[@rampantmutt9119]

"believe me" "no, I can't" "oh... my beliefs - refused" This entire video is masterful. I was seriously grinning the entire way through. Makuta finally got the screen time he deserved.

[@THEBATMAN28AHH]

I knew this was the greatest movie ever. Damn Makuta and his Flat earthers. The container booklets warned me all along but I didn't believe it.

[@TF2guy13]

The future of BIONICLE YTPs seems bright. Bring on BONKLE 2: Legends of Metropolitan! 😜

[@IbrahimAli-jl8fu]

Hey Alpaca Hawk, just wanna say something. Couple years back I was going through hard stuff, but at some point, I came across the Revenge Of The Sand trilogy and it made me and my friends laugh SO much. You inspired me to make a YTP myself and I always enjoy the stupid videos so yeah thank you.

[@Yougotcaged102]

Do you have it up yet?

[@IbrahimAli-jl8fu]

@@Yougotcaged102 No. Copyright slapped it, but I made it for my friends. I have it on Google Drive tho :/

[@theonlyron]

Glad to see I'm not the only one who was inspired to make YTPs after seeing alpacahawk's work

[@Buck_1337]

Makuta's serious dedication to the flat earth belief is gold lol

[@TenaciousJoe24]

I wonder how fun his slumber parties are

[@LimeyLassen]

He makes you use the third party controller.

[@the-first-liam]

@@LimeyLassen what a jerk

[@jonahrobo5969]

Ask your mum lol get rekt

[@albertskoften1452]

@@jonahrobo5969 But she opposes my will.

[@crazycamkalani]

Saw Makuta, assumed it was the Bionicle one, clicked so freakin fast

[@halowaffle25]

Let's make this the first thing that pops up when you search 'Flat Earth Society' on KZbin.

[@gavinhayesdinofang1276]

His belief in the Flat Earth was so strong, no wonder a moon was thrown against his head.

[@MF4F]

So... My brother and I had a pretty serious argument a few years ago and had never spoken since. I sent him this last night and he replied to explain why Makuta probably would actually be a flat-earther; he cited more Bionicle lore than I even knew there was.

[@eliburry-schnepp6012]

Makuta knows the earth is a giant robot

[@blackheartzerotheundergrou3225]

​@@eliburry-schnepp6012 No- not the earth, _the entire universe!_

[@TheWunWhiteWolf]

Alpaca...where is Peter Parker falling on the car? Your punishment...cross a minefield of LEGOs....BAREFOOT!!!

[@Antroz0n]

I could do that no problem

[@Ze_N00B]

"lego" is already plural... Singular would be "lego piece".

[@foxbread3714]

"There are a thousand ways I could destroy you right now. And 941 of them hurt."

[@Dr.SamCarterPhD]

Oh that's too mean, he might break a toe doing that

[@mintytheshade3754]

@@Dr.SamCarterPhD which may lead him into believing that the earth is flat and having to play Xbox indoors

[@purplehaze2358]

Imagine if this was actually what Teridax was like canonically.

[@purplehaze2358]

“Release the hounds” I thought that was going to lead to a Piraka rap meme...

[@collinsfilmingpotato622]

This is some of the best sentence mixing I’ve seen

[@noahstewart6832]

Never clicked so fast in my life

[@BowserTheSecond]

Teridax will learn the world is round eventually. I'm sure it'll be a "mind-shattering" revelation.

[@TheHero136]

For those of you who have seen this video, and want to rewatch it while understanding the beautiful monologue of Makuta as he experiences social isolation, allow me to give you my best attempt at a transcript. Also, in case not said, spoilers. Makuta: The Earth is flat, my brother. But no one will believe me. The round Earth prophesies of the Matoran oppose my beliefs. Must I sail the seven seas and find the ends of the Earth just to prove it? Ah! I stood on some LEGO and broke my toe! Now that my toe is broken I must wear a cast. So, because I cannot walk anywhere, I must stay inside and play Xbox all day! Destiny sucks but Star Wars: The Force Unleashed is a great game. I want a lightsaber but my mother won't let me...hugh....again my mother opposes my will. I have no money to buy one myself. I should never of maxed out my credit card...for the seventh time. I consume my feces to fight my hunger and drink my pee like Bear Grylls. I want to drink some coke but there is no ice. Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering!

[@robobird3383]

It's called Spherus Magna for a reason.

[@feathero3]

So many good voice edits! I normally laugh at your visual edits more, but that was some impressive and hilarious dialogue you put together there!

[@MrMatthias]

I am so happy you're doing YTP's of this movie. Always thought there was some great potential for some seriously funny stuff

[@andreisechi7871]

Tecnically the lore Is correct here : Makuta Is actually a virus in matanui's head that tries to brainrot him

[@TheHan464646]

"Can't go sailing around the world without coca-cola!"

[@alumlovescake]

pepsi gang forever

[@mistergio3683]

I saw a lot of tragic back stories of antagonist/villains... - Mr. Freeze - Demona - Darth Vader - Sarah Kerrigan etc. But Makuta here has the tragic story of all, i mean come on stepping on some Legos that broke your toe in the process and forced to stay indoors to recover and playing Xbox games such as Destiny and The Force Unleashed and and wanted some Coke-Cola but there was no Ice and now he had eat his feces and drink his urine just to fight his hunger and wished he didn't maxed out his credit card plus he wanted a lightsaber but his Mom didn't want to get him one and now becomes insane and thinks the Earth is flat, if this isn't a tragic Back Story then i don't know what is.

[@nikajinpusno9563]

I died when Makuta shot a ball out into the satellite xDDDDDD

[@countlazuli8753]

makuta: I stepped on a lego and broke my toe. Me: His life can't go any lower. Makuta: I eat my feces to fight my hunger. Me: ...

[@tominoccic6415]

dude your sentence mixing has gotten incredible, keep up the good work

[@Numba003]

Man, your YTP content is just the best. Stay well out there everybody, and Jesus Christ be with you friends.😊

[@Yougotcaged102]

It's pretty hilarious so far but maybe some subtitles to make it just a little easier to understand the voice mixing because some of it's just a little hard to understand especially with this guys low voice

[@fishmansf4]

You can turn on the captions. Alpakahawk added them.

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@fishmansf4 Yeah but there not always accurate and sometimes they just randomly pause or stop working Especially with voice mixing

[@lostskull7467]

@@Yougotcaged102 It's not auto generated

[@Yougotcaged102]

@@lostskull7467 Yeah but the timing alot of times isn't that great, I don't know if it's just mines but mines tends to randomly freeze And another thing there over sized and distracting Take Two Bob Bit's subtitles for example There at the bottom of the screen and mixes with the comedic timing perfectly KZbin's usually are placed in of the screen and are often just distracting at times and dosen't blend well with the video

[@TheHan464646]

Read the discription yall! he made his own subtitles!

[@N8-PT]

God-tier audio mixing! Left me in stitches

[@toastergaming7783]

Earth is flat - ❌ Earth is round - ❌ Earth is a giant robot - ✔️

[@jacobdennison968]

This need s a sequel. Potential titles: makuta steps on a lego, makuta commits credit card fraud, makuta steps on a lego. Please

[@zabbas9371]

Us flat earthers have taken over the globe.

[@the-first-liam]

say that again slower

[@zabbas9371]

@@the-first-liam us flat earthers have taken over the spherical hemisphere of the earth. I don't see what's wrong with the comment?

[@alexperson4503]

🤣🤣🤣

[@ethanchandler1]

You make the best YTP's out of everyone. Seriously, everyone else's are nowhere near as good as yours.

[@AstroTom]

Oh my gosh, this sentence mixing is fantastic!!! Love you Alpacahawk!

[@polyyn1773]

I saw makuta in the title and instantly liked the video tysm for making this I love bionicles

[@rollapoid]

thanks a ton for the subtitles, your sentence mixing is very clear but sometimes i cant even understand when people talk normally so it helps a lot

[@sauwensvk7589]

I can't believe you actually did a Bionicle YTP... it's absolutely amazing! Love ya

[@Jek47]

This is god tier sentence mixing, I love it xD

[@Kluuucha776]

This is some next level edit work, great job. Also, the slow-mo bits in regular speed look so normal that it's even more funny xD

[@jeezed2950]

"I consume my feces to fight hunger and drink my pee like Bear Grylls" 😂😂😂

[@no1ofconsequence936]

I've watched this enough that I don't even need the subtitles anymore.

[@aliesterus1.023]

Turns out they were all wrong. The Earth was a giant robot all along.

[@StevenSparks]

bro this is fucking excellent sentence mixing, why does this only have 8k views

[@daigonmocs0785]

I swear I'm the biggest fan of Bionicle so keep these YTP's coming :)

[@EvanG529]

2:14 I had nightmares about this scene from the actual movie

[@ImmortanDan]

Okay, now you’re just flexing with how good you are at sentence-mixing.

[@HirotheWanderer]

Obi Wan Kenobi: It has always been an Oblate Spheroid you Headless Non Believer!

[@RaptorRex352]

The reason why AlpacaHawk is so good is because I don't even know what this series or movie is, yet I find this extremely funny! Keep up the great work

[@LordBioKing]

Bionicle: Mask of Light

[@CorporateBillionaire]

The title alone made me laugh hard. 😂

[@lllamawith3ls525]

Did you know?: The Flat Earth Society has members all around the globe. The more you know...

[@thelindenhour2598]

Wow that's a good one.

[@vaolin1703]

And the only thing they fear is sphere itself

[@feathero3]

I see what you did there.

[@alumlovescake]

wait..

[@norad_clips]

Wow! You got a freaking lot of mileage out of his lines!

[@JRexRegis]

Makuta is a friend of Gman, and sometimes took over for him telling Gordon random things he found on the internet during the stasis.

[@gavinhayesdinofang1276]

Makuta stepped on some LEGOs? Isn't he made of LEGOs tho?

[@jpegplays1926]

Woohoo! More bonkle!!

[@nytlc5016]

99th like and wow! I am honored to see this video, how early I saw it, what it’s a ytp of, and stuff!

[@joshm7335]

Subtitles were a great edition. The way the original ended is kinda weird now that I think about it. A high stakes game of ball. The things you never consider as a kid. You're doing the world a favour, Alpha. Good on ya. ;)

[@baronvonbrunn8596]

This must have been a lot of work... and it was worth it...

[@Lucios1995]

Ah i see the BONKLE: The Last Lightbender story DLC has been completed

[@yoboyyoyoboy]

I love seeing a screaming spiderman with a new video, it warms my heart

[@Tonda00]

There are so many great jokes in this!

[@kumquatman]

First off: love your sentence mixing. Second: 0:53 CAN YOU BE MY NEW BEST FRIEND

[@harlowcase1001]

The earth is a 40 million foot tall robot

[@theflickchick9850]

I’ve been binging this channel in quarantine and these are the greatest YTPs I’ve ever seen in my life. 😂👏🏻 Well done, sir. “You actually think I would let them believe the satellite? They will NOT believe.”

[@Nathorama]

Makuta has some serious First World problems.

[@Darkus1155Blogspot]

But technically, their universe before leaving it was a giant robot with domes inside? So technically, the Earth might also be the insides of a giant robot? So Earth is actually in a dome?

[@sauwensvk7589]

Was it Mata Nui or am I mistaken?

[@benedictusscaevola561]

Bruh... people who know the world of Bionicle would be happy if it were just about flat vs. round 😂😂

[@Maxisamo1]

"You believe I would have them believe the satellite?"

[@babyyoda6574]

Exellent voice mixing just as usual

[@eldritchagent9625]

According to bionicle canon, the earth is actually a giant robot.

[@jessegoonerage3999]

When will you robot-earthers ever learn?

[@Legomicroman]

@@jessegoonerage3999 oh come, we all know, earth is a giant anime girl!

[@wolfboyft]

HOLY SHIT YOU ARE THE GOD OF YTP DIALOGUE

[@tom_sundog]

No exaggeration this is the best sentence mixing I have ever seen in a decade of ytp

[@SnowWolf597]

the sentence mixing is amazing XD

[@SpanishAvenger]

This is too smoothly done LMFAO

[@Maxisamo1]

"I want to drink some coke, but there is no ice"

[@dutchmansmine9053]

Remember the days when a parody didn't need official context? I miss those days.

[@felipeborquez6370]

The shadows of Makuta are disabled

[@CamryLong]

This is your best one yet

[@notatallboi2735]

We all know that Makuta’s slumber party would be super lit.

[@caldercockatoo2234]

Damn that's some good sentence mixing.