YTP: Michael's Summer Camp Experience

[@BuzzKirill3D]

"I began breathing very, very quietly, so I wouldn't wake up the _flesh harvesters_" Well, that took a dark turn quickly

[@Larzang]

Yeah, I too was like "Well hot damn, did that escalate quickly or what?" on that part

[@AsymptoteInverse]

@StudiosOfAwesome I mean, it *is* London.

[@TheHighDerple]

​@@Larzangwhat 80 8

[@TheHighDerple]

​@@Larzang80 not 888 8888888 to 99

[@Maxywoo]

"Cool guy said 'I don't want to'... We never saw him again" I dunno why but that bit killed me haha

[@PurpleDog25]

MoofEMP actually, they say he’s still alive deep within the Camp Catacombs, and to this day rats continue to nibble his toenails where he remains strung up from the wall bars.

[@kenetickups6146]

killed Cool Guy too

[@SorielHDTBers]

Same

[@SorielHDTBers]

@@kenetickups6146 XD

[@drakesaysgaming1911]

"KA BOOM, ka bewm, ka PLUMS" My sides

[@NexusGideon]

ka-plums!

[@potatoesofdeath4540]

Mine too

[@Imnotsmg4bob]

*"KA-bintz!"*

[@Jigwally]

One of my favorite jokes by ChickenPika, don't know why this is so funny but it is

[@SpongeBobaFett]

Same here

[@Elliottt314]

There was an awful yelling and crying! There was the noise of chains rattling! And someone *doing things.*

[@ChickenPika]

Horrible things.

[@Smarkenham16]

+Exemptitious really good things

[@bensommer100]

Mascha Gerber

[@klystron2010]

I think you know what I mean.

[@TheSpartan451]

I'm more interested what the flesh harvesters are.

[@twoscarabsintheswarm9055]

They harvest flesh

[@christianloder8127]

@@twoscarabsintheswarm9055 We know that ya fool

[@SammyWhiteley]

Storyline explained: Michael Rosen is the latest in the a long family line of Inquisitors, and he was sent to what he believed to be a summer camp, but was actually a chaos encampment. During the trip through the Warp, Michael had to be quiet to stop the Khornate cultists from killing him. When he arrived, Michael watched as a Great Unclean One used the power of Nurgle to make another camper disappear into thin air. Michael was then moved to another location, where a Slaaneshi daemon prince, called Bob the Nose Fucker attempted to kill Michael using his kinky Slaanesh methods after he failed to answer a question. Michael used his training to banish the Daemon Prince back into the Warp, then he ran for it and made his was to a transport and hijacked it, and destroyed the camp for good measure. Upon arriving home, it was revealed that this was a test to see how strong Michael is, and he received a promotion, partially because another Inquisitor was fired shortly beforehand.

[@connordoesthings8032]

Sammy Whiteley TL;DR

[@fulgrimtheilluminator4632]

How did you know

[@jonnys8853]

I was wondering why Aunt Rosie was a Great Unclean One.

[@theregalproletariat]

Noice. But wait...why the hell does this comment have less likes than the one right below it, which dies nothing but reiterate part of the video and say how they laughed a lot at it. KZbin, can you answer that?

[@WorldWalker128]

Sounds legit.

[@Fuzz1138]

I think one of my favorite things about this video is how, in the clips where Michael talks about getting on his spaceship and dropping bombs, he has this distantly uncertain look that suggests he's realizing that even he's not sure if that part of the memory is true.

[@Ongomar]

I know I'm years late but he's definitely covering up the trauma of his sexual assault with the fantasy that he was able to destroy the horrible place

[@RobotwarsKing]

_"Hello..._*_kids!_*_ No need to shout, no need to yell, no need to have a riot! Shut your eyes..._*_take a deep breath..._*_"_ [Click] _" _*_NOICE._*_ "_

[@Bonk4Me]

RobotwarsKing dun want to...

[@RobotwarsKing]

We never saw TheSpanishInquisition again. But then a man turned up called Bob the Nose Fucker, who was so strict, you weren't allowed to breathe.

[@Bonk4Me]

RobotwarsKing We were to answer all the questions... that he asked us.He said : "What do they eat in hyechiech?" THERE WAS SILENCE! Noone knew!

[@disneylover6408]

@@Bonk4Me "I had hoped that it wouldn't be necessary for me to fiddle diddle you...Well actually, I had hoped that it WOULD"

[@Bonk4Me]

@@disneylover6408 that was... six years ago. Now theyre inventing space ships... that drop plums

[@Arvissss]

Then i remembered my special forces training

[@twentysevenfourmusic]

Arvissss and i make my toenails cut into the flesh so the motherfucker fell over and died

[@matthewb5364]

@@twentysevenfourmusic and I ran and ran and jumped in my spaceship, and I dropped bombs. Ka-Boom. Ka-Boom. Ka-plamz.

[@SQron188]

There was silence! "I had hoped that it wouldn't be neccessary for me to fiddle diddle you... Well actually, I had hoped that it WOOD."

[@Big_Iron_Tomkus]

It took me several watches til I finally noticed Aunt Rosie eats Chickenpika's watermark at 1:04.

[@villagemarauder]

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!

[@FRISKY_MANDINGO]

I love when he says "Wood." no matter the context. It will always make me laugh.

[@KitaxNekoSama57]

What's impressive about your YTPs is that they're actually a story... Subscribed.

[@carlgustavjung1654]

KER-BONK KER-BONK KER-PLAMS

[@FirearmEnthusiast]

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@almightyace7238]

Lol so funny

[@Crazybones66]

KER-BOOM KER-BEWM KER-PLUMS

[@WildfallenMCJ]

I had a mouthful of coffee, then I started laughing, I couldn't swallow it, as you kept throwing hilarious things my way, I had no other choice but to spit it back in the mug, you my friend... RUINED A PERFECT BEVERAGE

[@pisssarah]

haha! funny! :)

[@ChickenPika]

Hahaha. Thank you. Honestly, the only thing I think I might be better at than cs is Rosen sentence-mixing. As far as editing and overall video pacing, he blows me out of the water. It's very nice of you to say, though.

[@lazark5880]

"My toenails cut into the flesh of the motherfucker" -Michael Rosen 2013

[@matthewb5364]

More and more people in Britain today are using toenails as deadly weapons (that's really dangerous you know)

[@ImFangzBro]

This is what happens on a daily basis at some of Nurgle's temples. They pretend to be a summer camp so they can turn children into Great Unclean Ones by covering them with semen and other filth. Thankfully, Michael Rosen's family is a line of Space Marines, and he had come of age to begin his training, so he kills the priest in charge of converting him, steals one of the ships, and bombs the temple all to hell. It then turned out that his family knew about this, so they sent him there as a secret test as part of his training, and he passed with flying colors. His sister will undergo a similar test, and his brother passed his test just as he did.

[@0liver_Clothesoff]

More like Spess Mehreens, if you've seen ChickenPika's other videos.

[@SammyWhiteley]

Kibchi Redanlae I always imagined that the priest in charge of converting Michael was a Slaaneshi daemon prince.

[@fulgrimtheilluminator4632]

Fucking heretics

[@antoniosimonjr.5754]

Reverse sentence-mixing is incredible!

[@ChickenPika]

There are three possibilities: 1.) The head of the Malaysian Treasury Department. 2.) A retired professional juggler and convicted sex offender from Poland 3.) A friend of mine. You get one guess. The fate of the world is depending on you.

[@theregalproletariat]

Three possibilities for *WHAT*

[@PurpleDog25]

It’s a trick. The answer is all three

[@ScottyMDT]

I had hoped that it WOULD.

[@squidfestMods]

Trick question: In Yeeshnesapswiss, they eat pure, uncut sus and drink unfiltered JoJ. Was Bob the Nose-Fucker Yeeshnesapswissian himself? Because if he wasn't, we can all concede it was truly remarkable that he knew what they eat in Yeeshnesapswiss, knowing how secretive the Yeeshnesapswissians are about their dietary needs.

[@deffdefying4803]

Yeeshnesapswitzerland - the country Yeeshnesapswiss - the nationality

[@SaucyPuppetShow1]

Holy shit, Aunt Rosie is a Great Unclean One? No wonder Michael hated going to camp.

[@HazzaBlast]

1:05 The Great Unclean One! Are you a fan of Warhammer then?

[@ChickenPika]

I agree. It's because I know these ones backwards and forwards, so I can actually sentence mix properly.

[@ScorpionSpeed]

Hey man, what program do you use to move pictures around like at 1:05? Adobe After Effects?

[@AlexTheAverageKid]

After Effects is a bit overkill - you can use Premiere Pro :) use keyframes

[@ChickenPika]

I just use Sony Vegas for everything. Sorry for the massively late response.

[@jakespacepiratee3740]

@@ChickenPika Can you tell me what the Reversed sentence mixing was meant to say? I could never completely understand it…

[@GeneralMastiffV2]

"What do they eat in Yishshinosis?" I think it's called "The Doowylloh with Smulp"

[@1918atv]

Cool Guy said " I don't want to." We never saw him again. One of the funniest sentences I've heard in a while!

[@Cataphract3]

I loved that you used a Nurgle Greater Demon in your video to represent Aunt Rosie.

[@villagemarauder]

What do you mean "represent?"

[@lewismcdonald985]

That _WAS_ Aunt Rosie

[@Cataphract3]

@@lewismcdonald985 I love it when I get comments like this years later

[@frostycane5134]

I lost it at “ I used my special forces training”

[@FunkyDerps]

ka-PLUMS

[@jakoporeeno4654]

This is my favorite of your videos

[@CowzruleDoThwyNot]

That may have been the best ytp I've ever seen.

[@dj12699]

Then, I remembered my special forces trainING.

[@broadwater5218]

Damn the chaos god Nurgle was at the summer camp!?

[@ChickenPika]

Perfect.

[@DynamixWarePro]

"Kaboom, Kaboom, Plums." and "My mum says, son." I couldn't stop laughing at those.

[@oliversherman2414]

I love your channel keep up the great stuff!!

[@MrBrick2theface]

I've missed your younger Michael poops, much better than the other ones.

[@ChickenPika]

Wow, you guys really liked that bit, huh? I'm glad.

[@therealapocalypse8158]

I have yet to hear a bomb go kaPLUMS

[@PurpleDog25]

If I recall correctly, fermented plum soup is a very common choice of food in Eieshzseziuofszous.

[@bagofplums69]

reverse sentence mixing holy fuck ...

[@ultramagbag]

FLESH HARVESTERS.

[@TheCabritoGoat]

No wonder root negative uses you as an inspiration

[@caedlittler2149]

Alternative title: Michael Rosen's WW2 experience

[@JThunder69]

"I had hoped that it wouldnt be necessary for me to fiddle you. Well, actually, i hoped it WOOD"

[@itjustscythe]

I understand why this is in my recommended

[@Taheen93]

1:02 PAPA NURGLE!!

[@ChickenPika]

Scabeiathrax, actually. Close enough, though, since he looks just like Papa Nurgle, apparently. ...The fact that I was able to spell "Scabeiathrax" correctly the first time is probably grounds for a visit from the Inquisition.

[@Taheen93]

Well it IS heresy after all. :-p

[@kiefac]

+ChickenPika but you never expect the Spanish inquisition

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

1:31 THERE WAS SAUCE. WHY.

[@LovePills1992]

Awesome, my grin was turned on during the whole video. It is humorous and funny. No oN can dislike this.

[@RonMadYTP]

lol, that totally came out of no where XD

[@primozsmigovc1935]

Ka-PLUMBS

[@bradameerbeg6422]

1:08 Hey, it's the Forgeworld Plague Father....... continue.

[@digitaldeathsquid3448]

1:03 THE HERESY MUST BE PURGED

[@ChickenPika]

Huh?

[@anonymoususer927]

1:02 is that apart of rhe plan?

[@stupidskeleton1]

If it involves murders or mad dog stuff, Michael seems to know how to do it.

[@nopickles5450]

SQUADALA! WE'RE OFF!

[@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355]

That profile pic... NANI?

[@gavinj-lol]

1:46

[@dontletyourmemesbedreams2355]

@@gavinj-lol oh my god, that's the best reply I've had yet on KZbin 😂😂

[@TheBIadesman]

Harrybo's grandad?

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

1:41 DID YOU COPY SOMEONE? "It had hope that it wood"

[@ChickenPika]

Jack Paesano I think Root did that joke, but I'm pretty sure this one was first. Either way, I'm not even sure I'd watched any of her videos before I made this, and if I had seen that joke, I'd have mentioned the fact that she made it first.

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

ChickenPika Yes, I watched that video.

[@bggamingdeluxe5658]

Also, did you copy the "WHOOOHW" from 1:46???

[@Evogamer85]

2:08 "ka-PLUMS" 😂😂🤣😂

[@karlwiebrecht3803]

anyone still watching these XD i love them so much

[@Far3288]

I COULDNT HANDLE THE FUCKING KA-PLUMS

[@aaronallwood3562]

Title Idea - Michael Rosen's Mad Camp Adventure

[@Quick-Silver206]

Papa Nurgle, what are you doing here?

[@R3fug333]

1:21 did you purposely make the 'S' Whistle? Because I don't remember it being that loud.

[@KyleGuichot]

KaPLAMZ

[@Terrum]

Really? I always thought cs188's sentence-mixing was pretty decent in most of his Rosen videos, just like these really.

[@onionfragments]

Great sentence mixing.

[@VenomizerStarrk]

Michael Rosen's parents brand him a heretic and send him to Papa Nurgle

[@awesomefez6959]

I really hoped it wouldn't be necessary to fiddle diddle you, actually I really hope I *wood.*

[@1918atv]

Choice number 3. Just here for my daily view!

[@pratimasharma8006]

1:02 why does Aunt Rosie look like a monster?

[@theregalproletariat]

Clearly, Michael's parents branded him of heresy and sent him to be converted by a Great Unclean One.

[@darkonetzeentch8214]

never let me see you again!

[@SammyWhiteley]

So... Aunt Rosie is a Great Unclean One?

[@ytpcritic3695]

lol at the end with the backtracking it sounds like he says "My mum is a horny Miilf" XD

[@gbtb7167]

pretty sure it's supposed to. ;)

[@theregalproletariat]

*Yeah, that was kind of what it was meant to say...*

[@WastelandDrifter101]

My special forces training? Xd

[@caldera11]

ka-plumz best part

[@majortomenthusiast2950]

Is that a nurgle?

[@moarapples123]

KA-PLUMS!

[@eeveecash4276]

Pause and go on 0:35

[@theregalproletariat]

Poggers

[@1918atv]

Who is this Alec person you speak of? (In Michael Rosen's voice) I wonder if he got a bag of PLAMZ for his birthday treat!

[@MrOmega239]

kebUUUm, kepIIm, kePLUMs.

[@hayyanazam5854]

SUPER GOOD boys and girls

[@TrueTrife]

..."pah-foo-haah-foo-haah-foo...nope." LOL

[@dominicesposito4394]

What did he say in the reverse sentence mixing

[@JunKazamaFan]

Oh God, it took me ages to stop laughing my ass off at Michael's epic camp escape!

[@doubledekercouch]

‘Ka boom, Ka boom, Ka plums’

[@Jokerfaic]

GREAT UNCLEAN ONE!! xDDD

[@minmin_lives]

Michael Rosen has special forces training!?

[@Roflstab]

The Nurgle control the summer camp?

[@Hapokas112]

Noice.👍🏻

[@kalvalla2912]

What does michael actually do?!

[@RobotwarsKing]

He's a childrens' author and poet.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Plums

[@ChickenPika]

*click* Noice.

[@daGREENdude13]

Ker-PLAMZ !!! and 1:46, the funniest thing iv ever heard

[@SleeplessEntity]

Flesh harvesters, oooh, sounds gory. :D

[@michaelrosen7582]

that's not true i never been to a summer camp before Chicken Pika are you making out again?

[@MGSVxBreakpoint]

KA-PUM KA-PUM KA-PLAMZ!

[@ariduslv]

Ka plums! XD