[YTP] Small Town Soviet America

The next ordinary American you encounter could be a gnome, or worse, a mime. Or a mechanical student, or bees, or a molester of sea creatures hiding a microphone in his lower GI tract.

[@noisepuppet]

Source: archive.org/details/gov.archives.arc.896138

[@noisepuppet]

On KZbin kzbin.info/www/bejne/hZPdoqmcbrmAd7c

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

You should always put the source in the comments!

[@JuanC17Playz]

@@noisepuppet San FraarF

[@metrekkie]

I first saw this thing years ago and the scale of the claim combined with a lack of any other evidence of this thing actually existing is still driving me crazy.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Have you decided if you're going to make a video using ShowBiz Pizza?

[@UnfittingCarbon]

"The students here are replicants... they are merely mechanical students." Genius

[@jesterlogic6886]

Aww I missed that one lol histimogeotograpghy was a good ringer lol

[@RatPfink66]

Best feature: they get shot for failing subject, they are repaired and back in class next morning! Economical!

[@heroinmom153]

They've gotta watch out for Professor Decker. I hear he's a tough one when it comes to replicant students...

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"We turn now...."

[@someonenow1]

@@heroinmom153 "Tell 'im I'm teaching."

[@jackofallspades98]

A full run-down of the courses offered next semester at STSA University: -Intercourse in American History -Geography -Chemistry -Geomistry -Chemography -American Geograhistomistry -Ameristory -Electrographic Techtronics -Photocrypting -Photocoding -LaAaAab courses in the use of exploOosives -Explodotronics There really is something for all replicants who choose to attend this fine school.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

How do I enroll there?

[@erinbrown3744]

I’m making my schedule for next semester. I hope that there’s an intercourse in American history class after Lunch o’ clock.

[@erinbrown3744]

I would take Explodotronics, bur it overlaps with my laaab in the use of explooosives. And I also have to think of scheduling around my part-time class.

[@textbookdave5337]

@@erinbrown3744 simple solution, use a miney tikerophone to record the other lecture

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

@@4T3hM4kr0n You enroll by testing at enrollments, then entest at enrollings at entestingments and then entrollingments test results of your intestinements for incontinence.

[@parrothammer6652]

That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy, which allows him to hear the dead in hell.

[@4T3hM4kr0n]

that actually makes sense...

[@bored_person]

Maybe I should try sticking candy in my ear.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

Literally no part of that sentence makes a damn bit of sense. I burst out laughing from its sheer unexpectedness.

[@Sakhmeov]

@@aplimsollpunk2738 What? Isn't it obvious? It's meant to enhance the interiousness of the luxurior, so that even if it is in fact smarger it _seems_ laller.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

@@Sakhmeov Ah I suppose so. On an unrelated note, you wouldn't happen to know where I could buy one of those newfangled Invisigraphs(TM) would you?

[@grfrjiglstan]

"They English is not only flawlesses, they special." No other YTPer I know would be bold enough to make a grammar joke like that.

[@mpk6664]

He said that right when I was reading your comment, and it made me burst into tears.

[@riceymartin2203]

Nothing wrong with that statement.

[@saxongreen78]

They buy lies and die like Americans, too.😁

[@MustraOrdo]

@sightinsight 4:28 - 4:30

[@cellina.starfire]

larger, yet smaller, yet smarger, yet laller

[@Nikolapoleon]

"Trouser trout" is probably now my all-time favorite euphemism.

[@Circuitssmith]

Also the motorist “choking his root”.

[@bachaddict]

this is no ordinary stench!

[@sabrinawelsh3543]

same here now

[@kaden-sd6vb]

That great American institution: a hard-on

[@SsnakeBite]

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like Americans" - I'm not even entirely sure what that means and yet it still feels like a mood.

[@IMelkor42]

It's some deep truth is what it is.

[@aplimsollpunk2738]

That's probably the most woke line I've ever heard in a ytp.

[@user-rp9bs8ml8o]

@Trevor Archambeault bruh...

[@kenetickups6146]

Trevor Archambeault So are you pointing out that isreal’s a shit state, or are you being antisemetic?

[@FreezepondMapping]

@Trevor Archambeault CRAAAWLING IIIIN MY SKIIIIN

[@SsnakeBite]

"You are a tool... of democracy!" From heel turn to face turn in one fell swoop.

[@Mekboy_ComputerMonster]

*"The Best is Yet to Come" starts playing*

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

_Managed_ Democracy, of course.

[@astrolander95]

"They're even taught how to buy lies and die like an American"

[@harrison1735]

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Semen Police Mechanics Business Policemen Mechanical Businessmen Mechanical Mechanics

[@wilberforce95]

the sound effect of the guy hitting the parking meter killed me every time

[@migueltapia1369]

That stuff doesn't exist

[@poly_g6068]

@@migueltapia1369 Not true. My father was a Business Policeman.

[@bruhSaintJohn]

Policemen Businessmen Mechanicmen Mechanical men I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical I'm a mechanical man Plays command and conquer music

[@StormsongK]

"The entire town is a town designed to train Soviet youth how to American."

[@Circuitssmith]

@@guy_th18 No, youth.

[@nobodycares4321]

Sounds like Facebook

[@DaltonSligh]

“Explodotronics” sounds like an industrial metal band

[@TheLarryburns84]

sounds like something you'd see on the back cover of a mediocre 80s shred metal album, I kinda love it

[@GibusWearingMann]

That great American institution: The laughter box.

[@ange1playzgamez]

I’m gonna say this YEET

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

The hard on.

[@ancilodon]

I swear this is one of Noisepuppet's best. I'm almost crying.

[@WeebRemover4500]

rarely even come by a single wordmixing like the business policemen

[@westdakotaofficial7940]

ancilodon imo his poops of 70s ads were the highlights of his career so far

[@butcherax]

It started off slow but I was in stitches by the end.

[@Karmy.]

The sentence mixing and word mixing jokes are top notch

[@Beeks81]

"Today, we are no longer faced with that problem. ...buboblem. Mmm." Fucking killed me.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

The extra "mmm" is just so satisfying.

[@kaden-sd6vb]

Regardless, these men are f*cking porpoises directly in the ass.

[@DeSinc]

just found my latest favourite YTPer

[@Rxmbler]

Hey look, it's that half life guy!

[@fredoriagaming4466]

Nice!

[@bachaddict]

Hey desinc! would love to know your favourite ytp of his!

[@AMathMonkey]

Nothing complements the interious luxurior of a room better than miny tichrophones.

[@sadgoy.]

Installed under his balls, of course.

[@LinkMcStink]

I'm just picturing this as the original edit for the video sent by the Russians just confuse the CIA.

[@aaronhilliker7566]

"No matter where you look, there are gnomes. Their old people aren't any larger than our children. As a matter of fact, they're smaller." Iconic

[@TheSuperCommentGuy]

After lunch, you wanna have lunch? To try lunch. We'll take lunch. Learn what makes lunch. And then practice lunch. It is now lunch o'clock. Lunch is dismissed until lunch.

[@migueltapia1369]

All the students in Hollywood Little Soviet America got fat

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

@@migueltapia1369 what about the mechanical mechanics?

[@migueltapia1369]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock mechanical mechanics are real

[@RatPfink66]

In Soviet Ukraine lunch is luxury of high party officers. Everyone else eat lard on dark bread in between operation of machine. You forget to wipe hands on apron, you will be shot. If this cause time losing accident, you will be shot, then sent to gulag.

[@finn8665]

5:12 “the students you see here have to poop. They happy. :)”

[@singleproppilot]

They have beer. The rest of the town’s population is stupid.

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

When I went on a trip to the Hollywood Soviet American Republic, I found hundreds of razor blades in my ass. And no matter where I look, there were gnomes.

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

Ninya / Ninja Brifsanovich the Saiyan did you spend time in the laughter box?

[@ninyaninjabrifsanovichthes45]

@@KingHarkinianMah21 Yes. And I got to meet some of the Mechanical Mechanics.

[@dntapringl8314]

*They gnomes*

[@Circuitssmith]

Probably the earliest TooT in history, such an innovation.

[@dasbakon]

5:12 "The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have Beer." Sounds like most students I've encountered.

[@13CaptainPrice]

Those poor porpoises

[@drgustaf2450]

Nevertheless…….

[@saxongreen78]

...not even a kiss!

[@SynysterShadow]

"Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center, that is located in the center" 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sakhmeov]

Naturally; and note that this is no ordinary stench. This is what makes the businessman's small cock seem large.

[@Consural]

The habitants: (They all seem to be bees.) *Policemen *Businessmen *Mechanic Men *Semen *Police mechanics *Business policemen *Mechanical Businessmen *Mechanical Mechanics

[@bachaddict]

did you perform a closer examtion? did it veal anything else?

[@noisepuppet]

@@bachaddict I came here to ask exactly this

[@subzerobadass]

They English is not only flawlesses, but they special. The Soviets probably hired those malfunctioning androids from Mad Dogs and English Lessons to teach them.

[@jackofallspades98]

No wonder the professor talks about lunch the same way the guy from that video talks about having class

[@noisepuppet]

they happy

[@KingHarkinianMah21]

They’re all Mary Smith years old

[@thesovietman8561]

@@noisepuppet I too happy!

[@bachaddict]

@@noisepuppet the rubber faced psycho found a home where everything was a noun

[@Tirgo69]

Toot in the first frame is a good sign

[@Maldoror2112]

Twin Toots, no less!

[@Bonerhead02]

it took me until 5:50 to realize this was about espionage during the red scare

[@Oecobius33]

"Even more unusual is the absence of Cheech." You should've pasted Chong somewhere in that shot. Anyhow, great stuff as usual! I'm gonna have to start using the euphemism "trouser trout."

[@WeebRemover4500]

But there are many strange things about church. Even a casual observer would note the utter fascists

[@Sheevlord]

who spend their leisure time indulging in the all-american institution - a hardon

[@raidensreturn]

"A long metal probe can be attached to the mic, and pushed through the dick" OMG, I actually choked on my water. Shit

[@RatPfink66]

you would be amazed at the fidelity of the ball sounds.

[@JetFalcon710]

"The vibrations then vibrate through the ass to the microphone, clearly reproducing any sounds emanating from the balls."

[@wuffdog]

2:38 hearing "sksksk" coming from a 70s film is a true wonder of the ages

[@129140163]

wuffdog That looks older than ‘70s to me. That looks more like early-mid ‘60s to me.

[@Code7Unltd]

This looks more like the 60s (40s-50s, perhaps?). Then again, this is easily researched on the National Archives.

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

i don't get it

[@Zorro9129]

@@129140163 Nah, definitely late 20's.

[@OPG2711]

1960 to be exact :)

[@v2robosapien]

american geograhistomestry

[@YoumuHoover]

"The wrist watch can fit up my as up to a distance up to 12 feet"

[@alandpost]

After lunch, they had lunch.

[@AMathMonkey]

Dude, that's quite a bit of lunch.

[@alandpost]

@@AMathMonkey They had lunch.

[@DatFMEntertainment]

There are many strange things about church indeed.

[@migueltapia1369]

All priests do evil in God's name

[@RatPfink66]

doors always locked because instructors grading papers inside. also weekly vodka social where we decide which students to get shot.

[@RevenSkinn]

"smaller yet larger" -guy

[@butcherax]

I am definitely going to be using the term 'trouser trout' at the first opportunity. Thanks NP

[@MetalSlugzMaster]

Brilliant editing. I just might start calling lunch time "lunch-o'clock"

[@chrisprofitt4947]

Drugs.....It has em!!!

[@AdventurousInsight]

“ you are a tool... of democracy lul”

[@heroinmom153]

I come back to this weekly to laugh. It really is the gift that keeps on giving.

[@shoopusdawhoopus]

it truly blows my mind how well you can sentence mix with the sources you use, what with the poor quality and all

[@davidvega462]

"This is a testicle. They can be found all over you." 🤣🤣🤣

[@nicktanski]

"Everything In Town Is a Noun" sounds like a Schoolhouse Rock song

[@FriendlyKat]

Most of the activity seems to center around a small activity center that is located in the center.” Wow… incredible. This and the random spazzes absolutely killed me. LOL

[@nickrollstuhlfahrerson8659]

‘That hearing aid in his ear is actually candy’ Iam dying

[@JetFalcon710]

"...which allows him to hear the dead in Hell!"

[@Malzanar2010]

Interious luxerior with miny ticrophones. Probably my favorite YTPism is that syllable swapping stuff. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DomingosMultichannel]

i laughed so fuckin hard to this, even as a german guy i can understand your word mixing so good. appreciate it.

[@jameselliot9114]

The installation of these ticrophones took mimes, and the cucking WoW made them SuSsable

[@cphillips805]

In my personal opinion this is one of the best YTPs out there. But, I think I could make a pretty good objective argument for it. The quality of the edits and sentence mixing. The consistent cleverness of the jokes, where every other joke is as good as that one single joke that you remember from most YTPs. Yet, it has

[@kenkarsonn]

“There are many strange things about church” Vatican: *starts sweating*

[@Bolt473]

“Most of the activity seems to center around the center of a small activity center that is located in the center.”

[@natebot321]

Noisepuppet is reaching the pinnacle levels of his craft

[@zalibecquerel3463]

"I hope this video has some TOOT in it" 0:01 "OUTSTANDING!!!"

[@TaylorMMontgomery]

Imagine the voice over guy that voiced this is the 60s seeing this now. A crazy repetition of his voice...a creation made by a contraption with a mouse and keyboard.

[@cloudwyrms9752]

Parents: Didn’t you listen to your teacher in the Zoom meeting? The Zoom meeting: 3:18

[@fungusmcbungus7943]

0:57 I was also under the impression that everything in my town was a noun :0

[@ight3817]

Lmao those sound effects when the guy is pointing and hitting that meter 1:01 Gotta use those more often🤣

[@Kowgan]

No matter where you look, most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center.

[@mochiboot6502]

gotta be one of the best YTPs of all time

[@Circuitssmith]

In a time when all of civilization seems to be spinning wildly off its axis, thank you, from the bottom of my heart, for this otherworldly emergency exit, however temporary.

[@thomasbaron5367]

"... behind the walls, or under my balls." *dead* 🤣

[@Shitmouth99]

"You would also recieve the impression that everything in town was a noun"

[@wilberforce95]

Electrographic tectronics, photocrypting and photocoding sound like majors from a steampunk alternate universe.

[@Dovah21]

"A closer examation of the habitants would 'veal that all of them seem to be beastsszdzdz."

[@Saphiren]

most of the activity seems to center around the center of the small activity center that is located in the center

[@Abtastix]

4:30 “you are a tool...” >:( 4:32 “of DEMOCRACY” :)

[@fleetwoodvo8673]

"Trolls are not necessary!" Krushchev knew the web brigades wouldn't work from day one.

[@acasta403]

"A closer examination of the inhabitants would reveal that all of them seem to be bees"

[@billgueltig6136]

That great American institution , a hard on

[@GolemAvalanche]

Mechanical businessmen, mechanical mechanics, even mechanical students. The Soviet spy game spared no expense.

[@go_outside5511]

What’s not to like? Drugs? It has ‘em and you can find hundreds of razor blades in your chocolate undies

[@TheUnforgiven59]

2:29 I couldn't stop laughing!

[@FOF275]

04:17 The greatest word in ytp history

[@Finn-rf7vz]

Drugs. It has 'em!

[@sonataavalon6017]

“He’s allowed to hear the dead in hell.” “Anime much?”

[@Chronochrome]

i'm so happy to see you uploading again, you have to be one of the top 5 poopers ever

[@bachaddict]

my laughter is smarger or loller when I watch this repeatedly

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Now, they've repeated their repeated repeatings.

[@bachaddict]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 this is no ordinary stench!

[@bachaddict]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 we turn now

[@noisepuppet]

Me as a freshman: but I could've sworn this was an orgy college

[@noisepuppet]

​@@orlandowordsmith6208TFW all the casualties blow tube steak

[@brandoncase1477]

"Inception? Okay. It's so obvious." Had me ROLLING.

[@bensirach3586]

A TOOT right from the beginning. Today's a good day.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

*Tootday

[@pigpuke]

"The rest of the towns population is stupid" - sounds about right

[@mpaulm]

“Trouser trout”😂 4:12

[@Ledwix]

...Central Hollywood, one of the southern Soviet American republics. Truth bomb right here!

[@9thDallasMowerExpo]

I totally want to study Explodotronics.

[@ed8700]

"their old people arent any larger than our children"

[@SpamNapkin]

The students you see here had to poop. They happy. They have beer.

[@heroinmom153]

"The students here are replicants." Somebody call Decker

[@PalaceIV]

The miney ticrophones / under my balls joke kills me everytime. This seems like such a great source for jokes. Has me laughing all the way through.

[@newoldstock_]

"We turn now"

[@butanebandit]

Those were the days when a tie clasp could operate continuously for 4 hours. I miss the good American-built tie clasps. Nowadays I have to switch my tie clasp out every 20 minutes or recharge it yet again after it gives up..

[@bachaddict]

Drugs. it has 'em!

[@DenkyManner]

The interious luxurior.

[@winteringgoose]

Why is "interious luxurior" my new favorite phrase?

[@drewgehringer7813]

0:36 wow, a small town with its own Hugo Boss store.

[@matthewbowen5841]

Dude, you had alot of lunch.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I had lunch.

[@B1G_MO3]

4:53 "American Geograhistamistry" LULZ

[@FuelAirSparkTime]

Killing myself laughing here man this one was fuckin mint .. so many hilarious things going on in this one

[@AClockworkHellcat]

"Most motel rooms display inexpensigraphs. This one, however, displays invisigraphs. These are invisible."