{YTP} ~ Wow! It's Played! (WIM 4)

[@andhieyusuf7008]

"He really, really, really likes feet. Your feet." "He's hot and ready" *WOW! IT'S TIME TO MOVE ON*

[@plushifoxed]

ERR AHH UHH

[@FTWOBR2000]

Dan Schneider

[@samtinkle9076]

Wow! It’s GETTING OUT OF CONTROL Gadzooks

[@bored_person]

@Babchak *she

[@lucasmucas9072]

I’m cold and NOT ready yet

[@ethanthompson1097]

It wouldn’t be a wow it’s made unless the workers were being abused

[@ragingma5ter994]

Also if it didnt end with the Pope.

[@KawzKaos]

The signature moves are so powerful

[@sbilldmilk]

Ethan Thompson begin the beating. Of Navy

[@Xatzimi]

Isn't that just reality?

[@ethanthompson1097]

Billisits hooah

[@EthePianoMan]

"Tease T's Tees Tees" brilliant

[@cattrucker8257]

And then there's just long enough a pause for you to really appreciate the craftsmanship of that pun.

[@randomserb761]

Truly, rewatched it like ten times

[@mikearmstrong8989]

Dont you mean Completely Tease Mr. T's Tee-Themed T-Shirts?

[@ronture8279]

That's what they meant.

[@MIAM_MIAM_CUISINE]

It takes real genius and/or restraint to make a YTP with an entire segment based around Badminton where the only "cock" joke is entirely SFW.

And the whole cycling shoe part is full of kinky stuff

[@personnel5428]

cuttleshock!

[@lucase.2546]

It’s no wonder the cock is also known as a bird!

[@muttnick]

"the dogs go on a de-barking machine." you're a comedic genius.

[@pedersthemetalhead]

That was quality lol

[@sentientblender]

I love how it’s just a given at this point that whatever universe Wow It’s Made is from is a corporate dystopia with no workers’ rights.

[@artistwithouttalent]

Creating jobs is altruism.

[@driedchameleon4586]

You mean this universe?

[@BlueThe1up]

the United States?

[@Nad_0618]

They're so disposable you can just saw their heads off and you'll be fine.

[@catgirlmp4]

thats just the real world

[@WorseReviews]

"After 5 hours a shooting star breaks the mold" Yes. Yes it does.

[@otaking3582]

And they're the only ones that can do it

[@kingonmax]

AndTheyDontStopCumming AndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCummingAndTheyDontStopCumming

[@cattrucker8257]

Pinnacle of YTP craft right here.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Wait, I didn't catch when that was said...

[@thelonelywolf88]

Did somebody once tell you that?

[@Snowfireblues]

"The next phase of production... reproduction" feels strangely similar to "Let's plot a course... intercourse"

[@Snowfireblues]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Skooks is fucking legendary

[@Liliputian07]

where did my orpheus goooooo

[@quantumblauthor7300]

@@Liliputian07 Orpheus For The Win retired, remember?

[@Liliputian07]

@@quantumblauthor7300 shouldn't that be illegal? shouldn't someone go to jail for that?

[@lizardizzle]

@@jeffcarroll1990shock Was there really milk? Was there actually 100,000 cookies?

[@rinjaniii326]

"...it can take days for it to harden in just 2 minutes." *Im receiving mixed signals here*

[@Ze_N00B]

It hardens several times in succession. The rate of the hardening accelerates over time, eventually hardening fast enough to complete the process in a 2 minute time window.

[@SetOfAllSets]

@Ze_N00B alternatively it takes a few days before the hardening reaction starts

[@Lucifersfursona]

That’s what waiting for ur hrt to kick in feels like

[@burgerbro34fullstreamarchi82]

'This employees eats 30000 cookies" :D "She dies." D:

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

Also, the Discovery channel logo becomes an F

[@Hana_lol15]

@@CasualMitosisCollective What!, How did you know?

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

@@Hana_lol15 I looked at it closely

[@sergiowinter5383]

@@CasualMitosisCollective The little details make this channel special

[@Hana_lol15]

IT'S 100000 COOKIES NOT 30000 COOKIES!

[@Sandstorm366]

"A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex." What a cuttleshock.

[@saintsea-hat7891]

Hee hee

[@YourLocalCatboy]

Haven't we all!

[@HaydenX]

Cuddleshock - n - the pleasant surprise experienced when, as the small spoon, you can feel your partner's erection hardening against your gluteal region

[@joshuabailey3560]

“Rude”

[@useless4692]

A single inspector inspects singles. Lel, this freak. His head is huuge lel.

[@michaelcort1763]

"They didn't really catch on until they were invented" I mean... you're not wrong

[@Alex1891]

That was my favourite line.

[@Karmy.]

"many people are everywhere"

[@shawnfields2369]

@@Karmy. Now, wealth isn't just for Europeans or Americans, but for anyone that enjoys stealing. Back in the 1920s, they used to play something called a trumpet. I've never seen one, so I don't know if that's true.

[@sprtsfanatic1]

Usually the team that scores the most points, wins the game...

[@FrostWhisker]

I can't believe the worker died after eating cookies when another factory had a worker eating way more hot dogs per hour who was fine. What a shame

[@cattrucker8257]

F(iscovery) to pay respects.

[@joeydestructo]

He was a good man. What a rotten way to die.

[@Sandstorm366]

Must be in her brain...

[@roidroid]

Cookie part made me lol hard. I think it was her tone of voice 👌💁

[@swishfish8858]

Well duh, cookies are unhealthy!

[@levyata8964]

"This device has twenty thousand sensors that censor each feather" *censors feathers* Also; "Its the little D" Comedy gold

[@robertbaldie7]

"A shooting star breaks the mold" Sneaky Smash Mouth reference.

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME

[@hyahyena]

"many people are everywhere" big if true 🤔

[@hyahyena]

@Kokkino luckyyyyy

[@HeroesNights]

I went outside earlier and can confirm

[@TheHuskyK9]

Spitting nothing but facts right there

[@djk1288]

But seriously!

[@MandrakeFernflower]

Profile picture checks out

[@81wsk45]

6:36 "It takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees." That wordplay right there was amazing

[@NPCarlsson]

For this masterpiece, you deserve at least one wealth.

[@vaiyt]

Wow, giving away one whole wealth? You must be rich.

[@spameron7575]

@@vaiyt He must be English or American, or someone who steals

[@DarkPhaaze]

Creating jobs *is* altruism, after all.

[@deniseslade5840]

I saw one of your videos just be for seeing you in the comments of This video.

[@youngsandwich2792]

That xxxtentacion joke tho💀

[@nicholasmullen1894]

The computer tells the technician, "Shut it." The computer then tells the technician to "Just shut their face" The computer just tells the technician, "Saw off the worker's heads, seperating the heads." The technician pushes the saw into the neck, as deep as it can go. That escalated quickly And honestly, could be an alright pitch for a horror novel

[@Chevywolf30]

Portal creepypasta

[@thierrytv19]

"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps" "Ah, i see you're a man of culture as well"

[@dougalbadger4918]

Thierry TV the person who makes these is a woman by the way 🙂

[@lenorebelladonna]

Dougal Badger a woman of culture

[@redforest9269]

No one likes Steam Powered Giraffe. All of you as well as my sister (no, not DaThings) are just sell-outs!

[@lenorebelladonna]

Red Forest i mean theyve been active for over a decade and theyve got almost 300k subscribers on youtube so *some* people have to like it also the hell do you mean “sellouts” how is liking a band selling out lol

[@jamesdessent5984]

Steam powered giraffe clearly paid for this

[@averagedoc3633]

I’m a grown man with a sophisticated sense of humor. “Golfers use golf clubs to golf.” “”Sauce” F U C K T H A T S G O O D SH I T

[@darkdelphin834]

Is that Akiko Yosano from Bungou Stray Dogs? owo

[@averagedoc3633]

DarkDelphin834 A fellow man of culture, I see

[@darkdelphin834]

@@averagedoc3633 What a masterpiece of an anime...

[@ChromaLuke]

"Clubbers use clubs for clubbing."

[@thebaseandtriflingcreature174]

Average Doc Tha BOWLING B E A N

[@Flygoniaks]

[2:31] "She dies." *The D immediately becomes an F.*

[@notnullnotvoid]

She fies.

[@PWRslide_TV]

Wow! I didn't catch that. Nice find

[@DynoSkrimisher]

F

[@Roxasora123]

Damn i didn't see that! F because press F to pay respects XD

[@Iggykoop]

lol I didn't see that.

[@andrewsyouniverse1870]

"Having the workers alive makes it's easier to feed them... or not"

[@nathanbarnes8535]

Poor workers.

[@sephirothsoul999]

Once the attitude has been adjusted, they are transferred to a machine that applies a beating :)

[@cattrucker8257]

@@sephirothsoul999 At least they aren't fed into the worker destruction line called "The Slicer".

[@brandonjerome]

😶says china

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Forgetting to feed your workers like they're your virtual pet from the 90's, lol.

[@basilschuman7159]

"Steam Powered Giraffe slaps." You bet your one and only ingredient (a mammoth) it does!

[@notaspy3751]

"Before golf tees become popular, players would bawl aggressively" *_BAWLS AGGRESSIVELY_*

[@shingshongshamalama]

Bawling out of control.

[@DynoSkrimisher]

0:37...

[@maverickREAL]

"Hey, check out how hard I can cry."

[@nthgth]

Someone should get you a bawling bowl

[@AbcdEfgh-fx1zf]

“Back and fork over Annette” Not even 30 seconds in and I’m already dying of laughter.

[@LukaUnempress]

I didn't expect to see Annette here but she's welcome

[@brendanvaughan4288]

What anime is she from?

[@LukaUnempress]

@@brendanvaughan4288 She's from a video game- Fire Emblem Three Houses. Blue Lion Route.

[@spongeintheshoe]

This was the first time I ever heard of Annette.

[@mbcommandnerd]

@@brendanvaughan4288 Here’s the original video with both clips you see here in it, in case you’re wondering: kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqibY6GIZb6MmJY

[@SuperBassBoy22]

"she dies" Discovery D turns into an F thats high qual

[@deffdefying4803]

oh god the workers chopped his head off before he could finish the comment

[@jeykies3745]

For REALLY big mistakes Fiscovery Kids

[@M4984LUV]

that's either what the gpa dropped to, or what they pressed to pay respects

[@libre2726]

Went over this comment at the exact moment this happened

[@ChromaLuke]

Episode 1: "So now, you really know the Pope." Episode 2: "So now, you're really dope. Dope means cool. You're really cool." Episode 3: "So now, you really know the poop." Episode 4: "So now, you're really tall."

[@TheNewOrchestra]

What's next?

[@oneofmanyparadoxfans5447]

I believe the third is "So now, you really know the dupe."

[@tommygolding6435]

Nah the third is “So now, you really know the meme”

[@GtheBumbleBee_]

"So now, you really know the soap."

[@forregom]

So now, you really know the wikipedia page for Gaul. laul

[@steverman2312]

"this assembler eats one hundred thousand cookies" ... ... ... "she dies"

[@littleblueriolu9093]

*F*

[@amazingamer360]

5:25 "Before golf tees became popular, players would bawl aggressively." Understandable.

[@TARINunit9]

Come to think of it, finding foot fetishists in a shoe factory makes a lot of sense in retrospect

[@spootymaniacs]

@@joeschmoe2843 don't worry theres a kink for that too

[@nslouka90]

Well, Al Bundy worked in a shoe store

[@indecisivecountdooku1340]

@@nslouka90 What about Dr. Al Pyne Skibyndyngs?

[@taylordiclemente5163]

Footishists

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

@@indecisivecountdooku1340 it's the little d *this is critical*

[@maxthepaladin2147]

7:27 It honestly took me a moment to realize that this sock was edited in. At first my mind just accepted it

[@Connie.T.]

TRANS PRIDE SOCK!

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

I did too, lol! It looked quite at home there.

[@AuntBibby]

Connie Thompson i was just gonna call out that gendersock!!! love the lil shoutout

[@IrontwistFiM]

@@Connie.T. dathings said trans rights

[@GibusWearingMann]

@@IrontwistFiM dathings *is* trans!

[@LazyPurple]

6:37 the best jokes take half a second to get

[@Memeo.]

I fully agree with you on this one

[@onlybonzo6551]

I strongly agree

[@MakusinMeringue]

just give the shirts a golf club made from a worker so they can get healthcare from Mr. T

[@pontiffsulyvahn7442]

Im not surprised at all to see you here lmao Love your vids, super entertaining

[@forregom]

@@MakusinMeringue I have no idea what that means.

[@narnold2789]

I thought "wooloo" was a great funny joke in its entirety. Then I got hit with "woolooloo" and absolutely lost it. Seriously, you've got a heck of a talent and it always really brightens my day to see your content!

[@thelegendaryman5504]

So am I the only person who found the line "The ball has one last chance at redemption" funny as all hell"

[@r1ckastl3y86]

I did too

[@8bit_cat72]

Ha

[@engravedalbumens]

no that was incredible i agree

[@michaelfixedsys7463]

“Dr. Al Pyne Skibyndyngs”

[@keenansanders832]

Laughed way harder than I should at this

[@forgive_me_for_my_past]

*it’s the little d*

[@aMAXproduction]

Thank you, DaThings. Alpine ski bindings are no longer a thing to me.

[@magnoparfum16]

to tbh be honest this is the best Wow! It’s Made! yet! i started dying of laughter @ “censor each feather” and continued to do so through the whole curling segment (there are so many good moments in here. bernie sanding drum). after a few rewatches I’m still seeing new details, like the little F and the split-second Wooloo. it almost feels weird that this video is so in tune with modern-day humor while still referencing YTP standards ( :eyes: sauce varnish ) and the Wow! It’s Made series pope continuity! although my favorite part was when “back to the game” hit me w/ that realization that the tennis wasn’t just meaningless filler. ellie dathings, truly you are a legend among ytpers & i’m so glad you’re making content again!

[@WoodstaS]

I wholeheartedly agree! The humor in this one really sneaks up on you, like a habanero pepper SoƧ.

[@oron61]

The Annette joke was the only part that was better.

[@bonafide9781]

The Bowling Ball The Bawling Bowl The Bowling Stone The Bowling Bee The Molding Ball The Bowling Bean The Bowling Berries

[@Jessafur]

You forgot the Balling Bowl

[@_diabetes6495]

It really has been reinvented numerous times

[@GibusWearingMann]

The bowling ball is given one last chance at redemption.

[@Sammie1053]

If he made collectibles of these I'd absolutely collect them all

[@jholo9922]

Someone print this on a T-shirt. We'll be the only ones who'll get it/get why it's funny. 😂

[@SpacePirateFromSpace]

"They didn't really catch on until they were invented"

[@WyattCayer]

LMAO XD

[@Yxuer]

No joke. I just got to the "A shooting star breaks the mold" part and the TV just started playing All Star The cosmic forces are acting

[@noisepuppet]

Was glad to hear that abusing the worker is still a big part of making the products. Wanted to know if the worker steals them.

[@Mr.Classic91]

Jesus christ ive accidentally stumbled upon a dozen posts by you at random places aside from your own vids lately

[@noisepuppet]

Mr. Tuba I'm anywhere doing anything

[@Mr.Classic91]

@@noisepuppet alot of those places being obscure classic rock videos

[@Woodside235]

@@Mr.Classic91 Classic rock never dies.

[@Mr.Classic91]

@@Woodside235 just like joan rivers

[@xZippy]

"The shuttlecork predates badminton by thousands of millennia." "... ...ia..."

[@cleverusername1997]

yuh

[@djk1288]

Nia.

[@RealityMasterRogue]

nya

[@258thHiGuy]

Before golf tees were invented, players would bawl aggressively.

[@userPrehistoricman]

good pfp

[@nthgth]

They didn't catch on, until they were invented 🤣

[@sweesbees]

More than a century ago, players would tease professional golfers aggressively on a little mound of sand.

[@LinkMcStink]

A tote typically holds some tees.

[@dunkerdoodle]

@@LinkMcStink it takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees

[@beguinemystic]

“the rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble” WATCHING CONTRAPOINTS I SEE

[@littlesnowflakepunk855]

ive watched this many many times and every single time the bit that gets me the most is the way he says "blending in minerals" at 8:14

[@breakerboy365]

the computer tells the technician to *_just shut their face_*

[@thelonelywolf88]

I spit out my water when that played

[@rd-6137]

nice username

[@ireallydidntwanttomakeanac575]

"But they didn't really catch on until they were invented" My favourite quote probably for the whole Wow! It's Made! series. Thank you for continuing this and making more YTPs!

[@alexanderklychkov6716]

Actually, ingredients for manufacture curling stones: 1. A MAMMOTH

[@thecianinator]

2. A Tutu 3. A Plate

[@Aluminum.K]

A banaaAaana Bodidodidodis

[@joshuabailey3560]

And beaten workers

[@kazumakanjifreak3010]

Actually, that's for paper, which is also made from wood, trees, and paper.

[@cst1229]

And PVP.

[@shrekspaghettitacos]

“After 5 hours, a shooting star breaks the mold...” *Genius*

[@TayoEXE]

1:36 "Keeping the workers alive makes it easier to feed them. Or not." LOL

[@releasethekraken5039]

5:08 "a shooting star breaks the mold" I understood that reference

[@GroupNebula563]

hey now

[@Rainok]

​@@GroupNebula563you're an allstar

[@gobblegobble2071]

​@@Rainok get your game on

[@ponassunsnukis2655]

"the next worker likes feet. No, he really REALLY likes feet. Your feet"

[@IaeyanElyuex]

Hey. He's not in prison. Dan Schneider's gotta do something to continue wasting resources by being alive.

[@justinr5433]

Back in middle school, me and a friend used to know the first Wow! It’s Made by heart. I didn’t have any way to stay in contact with him, and saw him around town maybe twice during high school. Now, in my dorm room, I wonder if he’s seeing this. We’d both be so hyped about it, all the themes (worker mistreatment, the dope pope, horrible systems of measurement) coming back. Here’s to good (still funny, which stands out amongst YTPs) work, thanks dude.

[@leisergeist]

I recently reconnected with the friend I discovered YTP with in 2008 or 9, and hadn't seen since 2012 It's never too late!

[@misfortunehula]

"The rejects go for a Tiffany Tumble into a Bernie sanding drum." oh my GOD

[@jonathanrobinson8926]

The wordplay in this is brilliant. It's not just good sentence remixing, the sentences are funny themselves.

[@MusicDecomposer]

6:39 Tees tees tees tees tees tees tees tees teet teet teet teet teet teet teet teet So now, you’re really neat.

[@jaceyjohnson8922]

Translate to english

[@favoritemustard3542]

Heyyyy @@jaceyjohnson8922... yer a really neat rightre!

[@twinwoodsman]

Neat means cool.... you’re really cool

[@JunaidWolf3]

@@jaceyjohnson8922 when I translated it it just says Tea yum

[@ProjectSNT]

Remember kids: don't eat 1,000 cookies, or you'll die.

[@amazingamer360]

100,000*

[@penguinlord7193]

So the limit is 999...

[@littleblueriolu9093]

*F*

[@PuffyOne1898]

SNT! My official headcanon voice for Sylveon!

[@BinglesP]

(_F

[@makesomething4093]

Wow it’s Made is my favorite YTP series of the thousands I’ve seen. They’re infinitely re-watchable and the running-joke game is perfect. You are SO good at these.

[@GroupNebula563]

7:48 THAT WHOLE SETUP WITH THE BADMINTON GAME AT THE BEGINNING WAS JUST FOR THAT ONE JOKE? amazing

[@jeffsmith9126]

The random Three Houses intermissions at the start were marvelous!

[@ryanharp8287]

“This facility uses ducks, duck feathers, duck bills, even duck workers.” XD

[@nickpeck4561]

Subaru would appreciate that

[@FriendlyKat]

“The head of the golf clubs are made from the head of these workers” LOL

[@djk1288]

The heck!?

[@thelonelywolf88]

This step is critical *THIS IS CRITICAL*

[@thelonelywolf88]

The computer tells the technician "shut it" The computer tells the technician to just shut their face

[@hunterthekitsune9536]

I love the little detail when it says the worker dies from eating too many cookies, the D in the corner which stands for the discovery channel changes to an F for a few moments. 2:31

[@MrCubFan415]

2:44 “he’s hot and ready” MOM’S SPAGHETTI

[@micarguy8239]

Years ago, curling stones went down alleyways. This technique is called curling. Classic throwbacks will never not be funny.

[@lastbastion3333]

The core is made from blending in minerals, like crack.

[@Sleeper800]

I'm stoned.

[@bobalinx8762]

Cosmic More than that, I hope.

[@cybercoltz9054]

GentleMentleMen

[@ImFangzBro]

"...Applies glue to the glue." "...Wooloo." "...Woolooloo." Next there needs to be a Woolooloo Wooloo.

[@pajamapantsjack5874]

“The British created the game, which you just lost”

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Message seen by any civilization when a tea-sipper sets foot on their continent

[@Lucifersfursona]

Uncomfortably accurate shorthand of the history of British imperialism

[@lachlankeddie7]

2:55 A worker trolled Grindr to get rid of the ex... I need this worker to come do me this very favour...

[@maverickREAL]

30 seconds in and you already have me laughing at the "over Annette" joke.

[@jexdragon8214]

2:32 did anyone catch how the logo went from D to F when they said that she dies?

[@kbhasi]

yes

[@eclipticopossum8817]

F

[@MilkManic]

"He then sets the shoe on a cradle, and hydrolic dreidels spin" love you

[@chucksteak6396]

4:32 I just noticed the book's subtitle is, Pickup Artistry's Biggest Pickup Artistry Book That Pickup Artists Secretly Want You to See Finally Revealed.

[@DavidMcCoul]

“It takes two hours to fully tease T’s tees tees.”

[@PlayerFiveVids]

A computer reads the lie "Creating Jobs is Altruism" lol. Spilling the Tee.

[@PlayerFiveVids]

@@snackler6102 Creating jobs, in and of itself, in this current system, is not Altruism. Creating jobs is not Altruism because a vast majority of jobs are paying well below living wages, putting employees in horrid working conditions, and only exist to serve the company as an entity, and the people at the top. Simply put, it's the closest thing a company can get to slavery without outsourcing.

[@PlayerFiveVids]

@@snackler6102 It especially isn't Altruism in the "Wow! It's Made!" Universe. I mean... Sheesh, have you seen what they do to the workers?

[@PlayerFiveVids]

@@snackler6102 Call me an optimist, but I think it's possible to improve labor standards without summoning the new world order.

[@Dreigonix]

+Airwolf Stop. Please. My brain cells can only take so much NWO conspiracy-nut abuse.

[@dankdreams5412]

TeeJay or maybe it was just mocking white girls by saying spilling the tea

[@CasualMitosisCollective]

2:15 "It's the little D" HEY LOOK, AN EPISODE 2 REFERENCE!

[@ScrubLordKyle]

“Tiny blast particles *the size of a small car* “ Yes, very tiny particles indeed

[@blueinrealm65]

Scrub Lord Kyle What do you expect when the rock itself is the size of 20 suns

[@alias588]

@@blueinrealm65 It's a stone, Luigi.

[@b-chroniumproductions3177]

I like how the narrators have their own gags. The first one, being extremely abusive to workers. The last one, repeating the subject of his segment and then mentioning something similar while referencing the pope.

[@craigharker7926]

3:33 At the quarry they try to avoid the rocks instead they locate STONE!!!

[@FourOf92000]

guess who's back back again Da is back tell a friend

[@SmaMan]

She created a monster, and 'Hut didn't want to see that anymore, they took it down like chopped liver. Well if you want poops, this is what she'll give ya: a little bit a' tees, tables, and sos.

[@bored_person]

@@SmaMan *she

[@SmaMan]

ijfharvey oh, I had no idea. Out of the loop I am.

[@purelizardmilk6598]

SmaMan dathings is a man named luke

[@bored_person]

@@purelizardmilk6598 not anymore. Do your research and don't deadname.

[@MistressZelda]

Annette is in like, the top 5 best 3H characters. Solid choice, DaThings.

[@B1G_MO3]

5:17 "All people deserve love, shelter and healthcare." Robot Lady for President, 2020

[@NinaNooneknows]

Don't forget the lie: "Creating jobs is altruism" (5:11).

[@NinaNooneknows]

('Altruism' is a pretty uncommon word but it basically means selflessly putting others before yourself.)

[@spiicypotato]

Nah, capitalism is best

[@Pandora234able]

RequiemPotato Nah, communism please :3

[@declantecho1717]

Oh god not this again

[@aaronsegal6052]

Just started a Blue Lions playthrough of Fire Emblem: Three Houses and almost shouted when I heard Annette say 0:25

[@ArmorKing108]

I came for the thumbnail with Chi-Chi playing a trumpet, stayed for the sheer hilarity!

[@verdethestarwarrior1088]

“Back and fork, over Annette.” “Ugh, this is so embarrassing!” I mean, Badminton is a bad game. No wonder she’s so embarrassed

[@SumTr011]

False.

[@nathanbarnes8535]

Mmm. Brilliant

[@Kaerusss]

OH THAT'S HER NAME! Makes so much more sense now. I've even seen Fire Mlem and fire Blep

[@duncanurquhart5278]

thanks for explaining the joke, I was really wondering if this anime girls name was net or something lol

[@copocopocopocopo]

@@duncanurquhart5278 FE3H. Fire Emblem Three Houses.

[@tomato3456]

The surprise Annette net was all I needed to feel good today

[@kriggitch.5855]

DaThings has really gone hard on the breadtube references and I am here for it

[@ReBufff]

4:32 I bet you didn't notice the "Numberer One" reference

[@harry_zeng4084]

1:21 "Constructed with genuine Asian labor!" -cs188

[@FlyingPenguin3000]

"What the fuck!" -Comfort click belt narrator

[@coolkusti]

"Functional furniture" ...is it going t- "Funiture" *N U T T* I love me some creamy _portmanteau_

[@pairasox]

I especially like the self-contradictory jokes. They always make me chuckle. Great work!

[@FletcherCat]

*It can take days to harden in just 2 minutes*

[@SonicPman]

Wow, both DaThings *and* the psychopathic narrator are back! I don’t even have a decent joke to comment here because the video made all the good ones.

[@Technatura83]

It takes 2 hours to fully tease T's tees tees 7:08 But for anyone who enjoys this multi-functional bathroom

[@BiggusNickus]

"After five hours, a shooting star breaks the mould." Nice.

[@1aundulxaldin]

Over the years we have learned things about the Pope. We learned that he is the Pope. That he is dope, which is the same as being cool, really cool. That he knows about the Poop. And now apparently, he is really tall.

[@deadbxnny666]

"it takes two hours to fully tease T's tees tees"

[@alfiehicks1]

_"A machine applies glue to the glue..._ _...wooloo..._ _...woololo..."_

[@cybercoltz9054]

Wooloo?

[@dougalbadger4918]

Cyber Corpse it’s a Pokemon

[@gobblegobble2071]

WOOLOOLOO

[@deejaysilver9]

4:28 Choosing the right club for the shot is a key part of G A M E S T R A T E G Y

[@CGrayzer]

7:33 "T T T T" For some reason that fucking killed me