[YTP] Space Ketchup

[@AlanHollow]

"But I want red beans and rice!" Your sentence mixing never fails to make me laugh, no matter how simple it is.

[@stuffystuffclub]

"We're slowly entering the sex quadrant." "Exactly what mum did 60 years ago."

[@Nikolapoleon]

"The pressures built up slowly and then she exploded; which is what you will do in approximately... 48 hours if I'm not mistaken."

[@Wavemaninawe]

@@Nikolapoleon Adrian takes edging to a whole nother level.

[@tonyl6761]

@@Nikolapoleon ...nekaken

[@t00lishness91]

BUT I WANT RED BEANS AND RICE

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Adrian f*** you

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

This is especially funny because I watched Space Academy and Jason of Star Command from age 6 to about 9 and remember a disturbing amount of it.

[@gzeusone6532]

Looking forward to the sequel, "Star Mustard."

[@Circuitssmith]

And then in a year or two, we may even see Moon Relish.

[@deadchannel.6038]

StudiosOfAwesome And you can't forget Cosmic Mayonnaise.

[@anno0001]

How about the prequel, Hyperspace Hollandaise?

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Universal BBQ

[@FounderOfPartyism]

I’ve got word that the fivequel “Thousand Galaxies” is going to release in the near future. Head it’s gonna be sausier than all…

[@JensenStiles]

So many good quotes in this one. "Shoebox of cocks" was partially good. XD

[@JensenStiles]

***** Nah, man.

[@Oecobius33]

Lieutenant Jigaboo? When it comes to YTPs throwing in offensive phrases, there's something extra funny about using such an old-fashioned slur that a lot of people haven't heard.

[@VectorOmega]

"Welcome to Earth's most magnificent condiment commandoes....SPACE KETCHUP!"

[@Circuitssmith]

*most magnificent condiment in the conquest of toh-mat-toes.

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

Here we have gathered young people from the faf fararf f*ck off

[@Grellman]

Wow, not even noisepuppet had any comment on that boy holding his balls at the end there...

[@SsnakeBite]

Seriously. They're luminescent.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

No comment was necessary 😵

[@donttreadonmetal5073]

they're actually Bob Barker's......the kid bought them for the actual retail price which is RaR.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

These unfortunate folks could sadly never watch "The Price Is Rice" because...well, you know, there is no rice. Unless I'm mistaken....nekaken.

[@magnified111]

My mom has slipped into the very final stage of Alzheimer's and will be gone within a few months. It has been a very hard 10 years watching this, but you and the others have helped me get through it with your work that you do, and for that I thank you. Things are pretty stark right now, so a video or two from you guys might get by me without a comment from me- just know I'm still here and still rely on the laughs you provide. Peace, my friend

[@noisepuppet]

Prayers to you and your family.

[@MarkShannonroad_videos]

Alzheimer's is hard on every one involved. My Grandmother was taken from us because of it. My thoughts and prayers goes to you and your family.

[@jordanprice9285]

magnified111 my papa (grandfather) passed away from it in 09 so I feel you..

[@tudburgler]

My father got horribly sick from cancer, but then we beat it only to lose him to sepsis. When he died, there were so many fluids pumping into him to keep him alive that he leaked when he died. All I could do was use tissue paper to keep some fluid from running out of his mouth and nose, but it just kept coming. I couldn’t stop it from running out and ruining my poor father’s last shred of dignity. My strong father just leaked fluid and then died. Hell, I don’t know why I’m sending this out into cyberspace, but maybe this makes you feel better. I’d trade my experience for yours any day, my man. It’s never good losing a parent, but maybe this can give you perspective on how bad it could be or might be otherwise. I’m so sorry for your family, you and your mother, but I’d give part of my soul to be able to spend the time with my father that you may get with your mother. Maybe you can make the best of it having read this. I hope it helps.

[@magnified111]

tudburgler My God, sepsis. I’m terribly sorry to hear about that for you. My comment here was from 5 years ago, and obviously my mom has passed (she starved to death as is the norm for many with Alzheimer’s if no other complications cause their demise). However, she was not in a care facility, she was home amongst her family and knew who we were up to the end. 1 year after she died (3 years ago) I ended up on deaths door from sepsis myself, due to a rupture in my colon from diverticulitis....emergency surgery saved my life but it was very close, I was with a colostomy bag for a few months, then got better and they removed it. This world has shown me that suffering and death is the great equalizer and we are all subject to its work in our lives, my only motivation these days is to be there for my wife and kids, and for anyone else who may have need, whatever that true need may be, and of course to not fear death or suffering. Easier said than done for sure. My condolences for your loss, and your reply certainly stirred my soul before work this morning, and I thank you for that. May good things/blessings be with you as you were there for your father. You are a good and strong person in being there for him in his final days.

[@quitsevensix]

The cast introductions destroyed my face-time continuum

[@Evertide05]

It destroyed theirs too.

[@VectorOmega]

"NEW SPACE KETCHUP, THIS SUMMER ON NICKELODEON! This time Spongebob, Nickelodeon will finally see better shows. Your stranglehold on this network is about to end!"

[@dragonheadthing]

So people exist, but red beans and rice don't. What kind of crazy universe is this!?

[@noisepuppet]

THERE'S NO RICE YOU KNOW THAT

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

+noisepuppet Watch as the entirety of asia gets depopulated from famine :^)

[@FartOfAsspiration]

+Homeopathic Fossil-Fuels Not with the new, patented, state-of-the-art SASHIMI GUN! It's fresh as fuck!

[@TheGhostPilot23]

If I don't eat rice the power won't come.

[@Circuitssmith]

Wabutan VX let's fuck it.

[@OuroborosChoked]

Commander Gampu being played by Vincent Price's younger brother: Half Price. (...yes I know who he really is)

[@sprybug]

Or Fisher Price. :)

[@thomasbaron5367]

lol half price! xD

[@mistergooji]

Half price 🤣🤣🤣

[@teknowil]

its Dr Smith from lost in space lol

[@tncorgi92]

@@teknowil with slightly less mincing about

[@deadchannel.6038]

Man's most magnificent condiment in the conquest of tomatoes.

[@spindalis79]

And it was on this ship where Semen Penis-O's were created.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

So that's why they had that shoebox over there.

[@MrWeekendoff]

Commander poopoo had a busy day mincing about

[@chemistryguy]

Oh the pain, the pain.

[@rareblues78daddy]

That is him, isn't it!

[@Ginfidel]

I WONDER WHAT THE TROLL IS TRYING TO TELL US

[@logan8190]

R.I.P Leonard Nimoy. LLAP

[@micarguy8239]

“They have been choachy, and are being trained to cope with a mysterious nun in the vast darkness of space.”

[@TheSepticFoundry]

It was the "mince about" line wasn't it? I use that joke in all of my poops. Now, do I get my free bag of thumbtacks? I'm assuming that's the prize.

[@FooPanda]

+magnified111 Yeah, fishtits' shtick is box o cocks

[@RatPfink66]

1:42 "I think we should mince about..."

[@Cross3061980]

"Slowly Entering Sex Quadrant" I want to go to the Sex Quadrant too :(

[@EGPGLWS7]

Mysterious Nun is mysterious

[@jeffcarroll1990shock]

"The readout tells us that people exist"

[@SoftStationMusic]

Adrian is one sos nun

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Tell us, Mr. Noise...how did you acquire your skilliks to make a pile'o'shit like this and all your other beautiful monstrosities?

[@noisepuppet]

Well I just imported videos into Vegas and let my obsessive-compulsive tendencies (but not the full disorder, I had it checked!) run wild instead of doing, like, normal job things. It involved an amount of squinting at video timelines that most people would find less pleasant than other things they might do with their eyes.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet well, thank you for cavorting with that mysterious nun in the vast darkness of YTPs.

[@noisepuppet]

​@@orlandowordsmith6208 I did so in the hopes that someday, humanity might open a shoebox of Cox and find it filled with red beans and rice. Only then can we truly mince about.

[@deadchannel.6038]

Did you hear that? No.

[@FlameAdder]

Hahaha, when the ship blows itself up I knew this was gonna be good

[@HammarixSwe]

I found it, now give me the free gallon of sauce.

[@noisepuppet]

I'm sorry! The correct answer was "shoebox of cocks."

[@HammarixSwe]

noisepuppet Well, yeah I never gave any answer, I just want my prize to be a gallon of sauce. I totally knew what the answer was. Seriously. I mean it. Leave Britney alone.

[@jerrycan1756]

noisepuppet I wish more people said things like that.

[@richardgadberry8398]

"I think we should mince about."

[@FounderOfPartyism]

2:03 YAY

[@noisepuppet]

@@FounderOfPartyism sirris!

[@watches1000]

Is this to be continued?

[@travisdelee8647]

They have been ChoahCheese.

[@bachaddict]

Daddy I want a feast! I want a bean feast!

[@jooseppib1082]

What are those. Are you serious

[@bachaddict]

@@jooseppib1082 there is no red beans and rice

[@HamanKarn567]

What about a star trek poop. I would suss myself if someone did one of Deep Space Nine.

[@jellyranger1706]

Is that the doctor from Lost In Space? He really found his niche.

[@watches1000]

This a TROLL!

[@Mrevits78]

I apparently got the 666th view. The implications for the future of interstellar condiments could be huge.

[@vimfuego1]

Ah..Saturday mornings of my youth.

[@homeopathicfossil-fuels4789]

the REEdar tells that people exist!

[@MichiganPeatMoss]

Dr Smith. WTF? I guess that didn't last long. LOL

[@p4tworld]

nin nin nin

[@VectorOmega]

KETCHUP....IN...SPACE!

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

I was looking away from the screen at 1:34 and thought the sentence mixing said "shooting Oxycontin"

[@sprybug]

WTF is this show? I've never even heard of it before.

[@arsturbuther]

"Space Academy" aired on CBS on Saturday mornings in the fall of 1977. It lasted only 15 episodes. Red beans and rice

[@Rebmetpes4]

Filmlif Filmation's Sapce Academy

[@RWSCOTT]

Peepooooooooooooooooo

[@jowilson5581]

come back noise puppet T_T

[@snorksonforks]

5 dolla 5 dolla .. just like grandma used to do

[@yvonnewolf6149]

My Favorite Satan

[@ganglians]

Woah, Peepo. That name’s pretty relevant nowadays

[@knvkstr]

NEKAKEN

[@f0rm0r]

It's like a combination of Star Trek and Doctor Who, only way worse than both...!

[@samvision8280]

This new reboot of Star Trek looks intense

[@jakeorel3406]

Yall want some red beans an rice?

[@MARINE4YAHWEH]

"Shoebox of Cox?" -stolen joke?

[@noisepuppet]

Yep

[@MARINE4YAHWEH]

@@noisepuppet AWESOME-SAUCE! no ytp-pun intended.

[@TornadoWX]

what is the original tv show called?

[@noisepuppet]

themcpegamer Space Academy

[@TornadoWX]

Thanks

[@christophermaynard1902]

Noisepuppet after commander boo boo came on I lost it...so did you apparently...lol....boo boo cee cee...lmao

[@teknowil]

dr smith!

[@themightiestofbooshes9443]

Spot the stolen TheSepticFoundry joke and win a free *pile* of *shit*. Answers to the blanks in the description :P

[@richardgadberry8398]

2 people believe there is rice.

[@meredithfaraday8121]

Oh, thasa Peepo!

[@entropy7888]

What’s this show called?

[@noisepuppet]

Space Academy

[@entropy7888]

@@noisepuppet Thanks man!

[@bachaddict]

That DuDe No gets me every time :D

[@Big_Chungus935]

ToMatO SoS

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

habbah

[@micahnewman]

What show was this? And how is it that I don't know?

[@micahnewman]

Holy shit, a comment from one of my discontinuous temporal segments.

[@SlaughterhouseDb]

On one hand, excellent. On the other, I was dying of embarrassment that a) that show was a thing and b) I remember it. Don't habeeb the hype; not everything was better back then.

[@IffyJottere]

1:13 SeS is a lie!

[@HuskyMN2002]

I love YTPs they make me and my boyfriend lmoa when we watch them

[@Mike-os3pt]

Source?

[@Circuitssmith]

Shouldn't be too hard. Just google a unique name from the opening credits or all the ordinary names at once.

[@xtarheelinutah]

"Space Academy." www.imdb.com/title/tt0075585/?ref_=fn_al_tt_2 It was a Live Action Saturday Morning kids show on CBS in the late 70's, produced by FILMATION. The same group that produced He-Man, She-Ra and the like. It was also one of the last American animation companies that completely produced their own content in-house, instead of sending portions overseas to South Korea and Japanese anime production houses.

[@VectorOmega]

#SEXQUADRANT

[@bendavis7169]

i like the robot peepo

[@noisepuppet]

@@bendavis7169 peepo is classic radio shack technology

[@bendavis7169]

@@noisepuppet I love you dude haha 😆

[@magnified111]

GODDAMNIT my phone didn't alert me to this 2 days ago and work has been crazy due to weather so I couldn't hit this up on day 1 and leave my totally unique comments and be part of the "A" group. Now my fucking comment is gonna be dredging the bottom of the muck pond. REMEMBER ME

[@daviddyer3543]

#SPACEKETCHUP

[@neptune9647]

No-one cares. But Adrian- No. But. No. But. No. But. _N o._

[@richardgadberry8398]

I think we should mince about.

[@bachaddict]

DuDe no!

[@robothunter1035]

Konta mah kahmanots fahf fah fah di fahf chochee hawaah hasiiznzah hah nah hiyah muhgaykuun awwowah dineez deez zeed zee maahnah nee dah skilix youee yehee siirix vidaflah vidahflah vidaflah.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

true poetry

[@senorpepper3405]

pretty funny

[@pabulum28]

"And all the fat skinny...Peepo, And all the tall short...Peepo, And all the nobody Peepo, And all the somebody Peepo... I never thought I'd need so many Peepo." David Bowie, "Five Years"

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

That's exactly what David sang 50 years ago...the vocals built up slowly and then...he exploded.

[@pabulum28]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 Well, my theory is that Ziggy sucked up into his mind and then had too much red beans and rice.