Buster Balz teaches titty slappin {YTP}

A mysterious stranger comes to BUBTOWN.

[@bubblt]

if only more employees followed this video, maybe blockbuster would have stood a chance. maybe.

[@marcelinefaraday1595]

I don't want to discus that

[@spindalis79]

Cockfluster Video. Wow, out of business!

[@shawnfields2369]

@@spindalis79 Well, they were obsessed with shadows and wheelchairs. Of course they were going to go out of business!

[@shawnfields2369]

@@marcelinefaraday1595 Why not, ms.harris?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@marcelinefaraday1595 Was it because they were too obsessed with shadows and wheelchairs, and Shadow The Hedgehog, and ToddInTheShadows, and TM30 Shadow Ball?

[@ancilodon]

"How's Bryan?" "Oh, he's gay." Awkward silence followed by seizures. LOL

[@user-wl2xl5hm7k]

She’s silently crying on the inside

[@Skank_and_Gutterboy]

I saw that too, damn that is good.

[@JensenStiles]

"WuW." "What do you mean, 'WuW'?" "...WoW." "...WeW." YTP in a nutshell.

[@crabflagmusic9804]

but why does it make me laugh so hard EVERY TIME??!!!

[@Evertide05]

@@crabflagmusic9804 I don't know but I'm effing crying from laughter.

[@KingLich451]

hahahahah

[@shawnfields2369]

@@crabflagmusic9804 Because it's either hilarious, or as easy as wowzies. I'll leave that, up to you.

[@zealotscout]

Classic ytp, I love it.

[@TheVicious5150]

"Mrs Harris...F U, F U, F U" "Well I'm glad to hear that"

[@DJfireant789plus]

*"Oh im sorry"*

[@Atomic_Acorn969]

"How's Brian" "Hes gAYY" "Tell Brian hello for me!" "okAYYY" Dat sentence mixing word exposal gets me every time xD

[@chloewinnaa1515]

You still alive homie?

[@mpk6664]

@@chloewinnaa1515 Are you still alive?

[@correctname5545]

@@mpk6664 You still alive?

[@mpk6664]

@@correctname5545 Sometimes I wish I wasn't.

[@correctname5545]

@@mpk6664 🙃 Same 🐸

[@sneffweejus7085]

I don't know why, but I can't stop coming back to this. It gets stuck in my head a lot. "By the way, how's Brian..?" "Oh he's gay."

[@ThatsWhatUCallClass]

The thumbnail is perfect

[@shawnfields2369]

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means I agree, bub.

[@shawnfields2369]

@a HERO that doesn’t know what protect means That's true, bub. Here's hoping Wolverine doesn't get too mad for me using his catchphrase...

[@michaelolz]

Training videos kill me. "We want our customers to rent no less than eight videos a night regardless if they have that kind of free time. And we want you to hold their hands the entire time!"

[@thecianinator]

@Frizzurd not in the late 90s

[@shadowsnake94]

I bet Buster Balz fills his tank with Phillips 69

[@preschoolguy2010]

or Phillips 666

[@ginamolina820]

Stephen Mahala It’s the only gasoline that gives you suus.

[@davemunger8803]

Quincy Archer But does he want to rent a horse?

[@shawnfields2369]

@@davemunger8803 Nah, he's too busy getting his aardvark sent in for repairs, and being obsessed with shadows, wheelchairs, ToddInTheShadows, Shadow The Hedgehog, TM 30 Shadow Ball, and sus joj.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@davemunger8803 Even though, back in the Horrible 1800's, everyone rented horses every hour of every day. It was still pretty horrible.

[@PetersPianoShoppe]

100% not ashamed to admit that "It's as easy as wowsies" has been a part of my vernacular for several years now.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

Have you ever had to explain it?

[@PetersPianoShoppe]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 well…. yeah, but it’s a joy to explain, because I get someone else to watch this.

[@Pulchism]

😂

[@frankenoise]

When people ask me why I've watched this video 100 times. "I don't want to discuss that."

[@maximilianmorse9697]

My aardvark was just in for repairs again

[@noisepuppet]

I hope it was covered under warranty

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

@@noisepuppet under warr-ANT-y

[@NEdeVIE]

I don't want to discuss THAT...

[@p4tworld]

Wow. What do you mean "Wow"? WOW. Weew.

[@gzeusone6532]

This remains one of my favorite YTPs of all time.

[@A-Gut-of-the-Past]

that BUB intro makes me laugh every time!

[@JCondorYTPs]

Same, especially the pitch bended stuttering lol it's so simple but hilarious

[@jnist1-i7y]

"Will you help me?" "Um... No."

[@WivAnques]

Thanks I'll just fuck around.. Still a favourite after all these years

[@ARunawayTrain]

I still love how noisepuppet created this whole separate narrative that has nothing to do with the original source material. Fucking brilliant.

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

It's a special skill he has 👍

[@francomerola8222]

-Btw how is Bryan -Oh he is gaaaay ... -Hmm tell Bryan I say Hi -Okeeeeey xdddd

[@CitrusTsunami]

Dude your word splicing is so much better than others who have more subs, I hope you reach their levels because all yours are hilarious because of your humor and technique +noisepuppet

[@ronnieperez8519]

"Our aardvark was in for repairs again." 😆😆🤣

[@vanitymirrorss]

After all this time I still find myself saying "Well I can tell her to go to hell now! :)" to myself.

[@deadchannel.6038]

This is why Blockbuster went out of business.

[@shawnfields2369]

Because of hilarious ytps? I didn't know they put people out of business?

[@tonyl6761]

2:51 to the end puts me in tears everytime!

[@123xxSonicxx123]

Ah. The room reference. That was great

[@TheVicious5150]

our aardvark was just in for repairs again

[@RIPCompanionCube]

HAIR, MRS. HIRUS

[@shawnfields2369]

@@RIPCompanionCube How many times has your aardvark been in for repairs, just this week alone? I mean, you told him about your tits 2 weeks ago! Are you crazy?! That's what you get for being obsessed with shadows and wheelchairs, and Shadow. Just saying.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@RIPCompanionCube Thanks. I appreciate it.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@RIPCompanionCube So, did you get your aardvark sent in for repairs yet?

[@RIPCompanionCube]

@@shawnfields2369 im about to, after that i gotta make mr. harris' kok hard

[@Grellman]

Buster Balz steals the show!!!

[@oldeenglishd45]

The clerk is cute as hell…

[@thecianinator]

Almost like that's why they hired her or something

[@5roundsrapid263]

And she’s got a Southern accent. Yum.

[@ARunawayTrain]

Kristen ain't bad either 😉

[@tomahzo]

2:15 : God, that sequence is fucking hysterical :D. Love it to death!

[@handsomebrick]

It's as easy as wowsies.

[@BuyApplesSmokeWeed]

rewinding in the 90s

[@madamantium5547]

I sympathize with Mrs. Harris...my Aardvark needs repairing all the time.

[@wendigockel]

Everyone should have their own Buster Balz in their life!

[@tango9601]

People need help, ESPECIALLY with titties

[@NPrescott]

I've seen this video before, that girl in the video is soooooo cute!! 😻

[@Cross3061980]

Oh hai Mark. Killed me, was not expecting that XD

[@oldeenglishd45]

ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿᵗ ʷᵃⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈⁱˢᶜᵘˢˢ ᵗʰᵃᵗ

[@RT-qd8yl]

*SO?*

[@TrebuL]

That dude really sounds like Billy Crystal.

[@theslimjames]

She's definitely a waitress in the fifth season of Frasier.

[@flexsealman7096]

"And you think you can sbawwbs?"

[@RetroVGN]

"WoooOOwwwOw! That's a great idea!" LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[@FartOfAsspiration]

The overexcited WOOOOOW gets me every time.

[@gzeusone6532]

This gets my vote for the single funniest YTP you've made to date.

[@gibbelzoob]

1:02 it's a blockbuster we all know you can get pcp there

[@Kairi091]

Hi Mrs. Harris! Hair Mrs. Hi-iss!

[@CaptainWahoo-gh2pg]

The one and only, Buster Balz

[@theinternalkiller]

Will you help me? Uh no.

[@shawnfields2369]

Why not?

[@TokenFanatic]

actually, shes gunna see shauwn cuntery in the hunt for cawlk. 💀

[@mrdanpants]

AND YOU THINK YOU COULD SPOPS.

[@mynameismmandimheretosay7979]

This is just the sitcom version of Eccentric Severe Tumors

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

I'll take a pound *YIIIY*

[@RobPryme]

I need to return my shoos plese

[@PetersPianoShoppe]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 ::::WHAT???::::

[@quitsevensix]

These training vids for sure sealed Blockbuster's fate

[@TheVicious5150]

you little freak XD

[@tncorgi92]

My favorite part.

[@AgelessObsession]

"Oh, Mrs Harris? F U F U F U" "Oh good, I'm glad to know that."

[@noisepuppet]

Actually I was hoping to see Sean Cxxxery in the Hunt for Cxxx

[@orlandowordsmith6208]

​​@@noisepuppetshe would have had to go into that special room in the back of the store for those films.

[@noisepuppet]

@@orlandowordsmith6208 ah yes, the one with the beaded curtain, I know it all too well... Know it from stories, I mean. Yes, entirely secondhand knowledge, nothing first-hand, lol hand, get it

[@JontyMaster]

@@noisepuppet Yxu're the mxn nxw dxg

[@bachaddict]

Watching this is as easy as wowzies!

[@travisdelee8647]

..i dont wanna discuss that!!!

[@Destroyahweapon]

I miss blockbuster......:(

[@gene4438]

Boxbuster

[@shawnfields2369]

@@gene4438 Codbuster.

[@nicklespale22]

Balzbuster

[@tncorgi92]

Butt Blaster.

[@WivAnques]

Still getting a kick out of this video 5 years on, it's as easy as wowsies

[@shawnfields2369]

And you think you can spops, bub?!

[@Jacksmusicshack]

Whew

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

0:34 needs to be on a t-shirt!

[@1296sandra]

I have a huge crush on that girl

[@TheRealSpiderMew]

I remember watching this when i started working at blockbuster

[@gene4438]

Honey I Shrunk the SuS

[@funkstauzz]

I lose my fucking shit laughing at these.

[@Quants0]

"Oh, Mrs. Harris? F U F U F U"

[@sprtsfanatic1]

“Don’t be a pussy, just kill your self!” Words to live by Also, Buster’s outfit definitely made me say “WOW!” 😉

[@poly_g6068]

"I know a titty when I see it" Yeah I don't buy it, woman... gotta go with my man Buster here

[@TheGribblerV2]

Might be your best work to date.

[@miatafan]

2:13 fucking got me 🤣

[@avalonjustin]

I was gonna watch this ytp again but I had to take my aardvark in for repairs.

[@The_Prodigy88]

"and you think you can SpaapS?"

[@weeabootrash7370]

The real reason Blockbuster went out of business.

[@RobotnikIsSexy]

this made me cry

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Oh, Mrs. Harris? F.U.! F.U!. F.U.!"

[@loganmohler737]

This is one of the best

[@Grellman]

Turns on captions, arrives at 2:23, very sore rib cage follows.

[@VerdaTal]

Grelman You, sir, win the day. That took a wonderfully dark turn.

[@bjnartowt]

+Grelman Haha--and at 2:37, the text-recognition pretty much loses it for a full 5 seconds and just wings a "I perhaps" at you :)

[@tncorgi92]

2:46

[@pyl0nph0togr4phy7]

2:29 this is the best part lmaoo

[@artoodiitoo]

Thanks, I´ll just fuck around.

[@Mrevits78]

I came.

[@YellowDice]

Wolverine must really hate Bubtown.

[@shawnfields2369]

If there's anyone who'd hate Bubtown, it's definitely NOT Wolverine. Logan loves that place. He ends up renting a horse every hour of everyday, for every half-hour, calling everyone there "bub". More than he usually calls someone "bub".

[@SeanDaPaulSeh]

I always thought that girl was so cute

[@shawnfields2369]

Which one, the blond one near the end, or the one who works there?

[@thecianinator]

I mean there's a reason they hired her for the video

[@VicariousReality7]

Itsbeenalongtime since i have found someone this good at sentence mixins

[@russell7790]

That she could get more PCP from blockbuster if she NE-NE-NE-NE

[@tonyl6761]

SPALPS

[@Kairi091]

Bungie cunch Bungie cunch

[@deadchannel.6038]

What, like, am I hideous or something?

[@shawnfields2369]

No way!

[@thecianinator]

Hey hey, you little freak

[@russell7790]

How’s Brian? Oh, he’s gãy

[@shawnfields2369]

"Okkkkkkkkkkaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy"

[@Macksbet]

This is the greatest video on youtube

[@AlanHollow]

I know I can spops.

[@danford4275]

Har, Mrs. Hiris!

[@thunderaga]

1:07 I could tell her to go to hell now Mouths "sure"

[@matthewjensen9550]

This is such a great source 😂

[@ryeinc]

Blockbuster really should have started selling PCP.

[@TheInvshika]

It's as easy as wuwzee

[@Suscida]

Best one thus far!

[@jetfueljp4]

My aardvark was also in for repairs.

[@evanwoehlke5336]

Better remember those 3 basic steps.1:51

[@solidsnake2085]

1:30 and 2:43 made me lawl sus harah

[@ichigokarasu]

I hate when my aardvark breaks down right before music video night.

[@raspberryfox4909]

Was that aardvark, by chance, a business magnate that makes trees disappear?

[@contentcashew18]

How is this not age restricted

[@ShinyShinyIsAlwaysBeingSerious]

Oho oho oho! Scucs!

[@terrancetruth]

If you turn on subs at Buster's Intro, it actually says Tibbies.😂 😆

[@noisepuppet]

Yes I am the world's foremost authority on tibbies!

[@terrancetruth]

Oh, well. Not anymore, they fixed it.😂