[YTP] The Pumpkin Rabbit Lives at an Old Wawa in Philadelphia

[@RUST_W0RKS]

"Children would go to Mississippi and they would go Missississing" THEIR WRITING IS FIRE

[@XGamin1]

0:49

[@LarryBarry39]

“There’s no bitchin. In the kitchen!”

[@RUST_W0RKS]

​@@LarryBarry39 "I know you're queer. I'm high come here"

[@myrealnamesoundsamericanasf]

"(starts singing dk donky kong)"

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

@@myrealnamesoundsamericanasf ONION- AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[@MossOnTheWall08]

"There's no bitchin in the kitchen." - Witch Sha, 2024

[@TedSh]

"I know you're queer. I'm high, come here." - Witch Sha, 2024

[@grapejuice2234]

"You're our first victims of the night... Oh! Visitors... Shit. I'm so high."

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

HEE HEE

[@EzekielBread-fv1xc]

this got me rolling.

[@ThatLuigiBrothershipRender]

"It's a funny sentence mix, Jay. It means the cupboard." IM FUCKING DEAD, STOP-

[@xavybeasty]

So true man!

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

Open the cuc

[@imgonnamunchimgonnacrunch4656]

I love how in this ytp the pumpkin rabbit is just a foul mouthed jerk.

[@POTC_Oscarandfriens2.0]

Trick or trick or trick or treert

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

Wawa Is very very very VerY verY Very very bad... pee pee poo poo

[@rynemcgriffin1752]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y”When I find you, I’m gonna play the Trombone on your graves. Womp womp womp womp”

[@Paweł-p7v]

@@imgonnamunchimgonnacrunch4656 I'm going to play the fucking trombone on your graves *trombone noises*

[@GoodNightMyChild]

Let me cook…please…too many memes

[@Matrix77776]

“I know your queer im high come here” goes hard

[@theultimatereversecard524]

the walten files: "here's a VHS horror for yall" some guy: "nuh uh"

[@Just_Mysty]

Lmao

[@meatgrinderisinfinite]

vhs comedy

[@FormerlyIvorMinecraftStoryMode]

"Jk you don't get your ball back." *Ball starts defying the laws of gravity and reality* "Lol, i'm so funny, good meme, right."

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

dumbass *charges at him*

[@marawanramadan9034]

He knows the ways of the force

[@angelfuzz1575]

5:08 “dumbass.” ytps are alive we are so back

[@bozo_bloom]

I COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING AT YOUR SENTENCE MIXING BRO ESPECIALLY THE IMITATION OF A TROMBONE

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

II will play the trumbone on your graves oh..trumbone imitates trumbone

[@Leslie.N.]

“Oh S_IT-“ :falls down the stairs:

[@angelotheclown1004]

There's no bitchin in the kitchen

[@ricolocke7247]

The trombone was one of the funniest parts inmates trombone

[@OctacoreIsAFK]

wow a youtube poop in 2024 that isnt just shitty meme posts but is some really funny sentence mixing . I LOVE YOU

[@lunabruce1804]

Stunkle bunkle wins the funkle bunkle is a clear exception, that meme is peak

[@ron133.]

​@@lunabruce1804thats example A of funny sentence mixing

[@lunabruce1804]

@ron133. Heck yeahhh

[@curs3_caracal]

i pray martin sees this some day.

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

Me too

[@Draggobuttboi]

Me three

[@emilygordbort7300]

Yesa

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

6:09 I lost it when witch sheep started to sing donkey Kong

[@taylorrobin8044]

Thank you, I had no idea what she was saying

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

You can turn the subtitles on, as you must know.

[@XGamin1]

9:26 LOL WHEN HE IMITATES THE TROMBONE.

[@nevaeh9125]

Ohh SHIT [falls down the stairs]

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

I will play the trumbone on your graves oh..trumbone *imitates trumbone*

[@heraltcoolguy]

Let me cook... Please... Too many memes...

[@bannedshee]

ONION!!

[@annoyedghoul7243]

4:58 *Repeatedly running into scarecrows* “…dumbass”

[@aliien2057]

That followed by him scurrying like a possum in a flashlight beam is the best part

[@scorchinggcactus]

HELP

[@cas_thekid]

bro got the shit beat out of him 😭😭😭

[@Osc473]

5:07 horror movie villains after seeing the dumb protagonist trip for the 50th time in the row

[@undertalesnas6676]

7:25 subtle foreshadowing

[@a.k8185]

Having it suddenly open would very much be fore-yelling or something.

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

@undertalesnas that's what I was thinking.

[@AidanQuay]

10:08 is comedy gold

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

ONION - witch shrek

[@KiiBon]

Trickle trickle trickle trir...

[@bigbadzeus8321]

A YTP with captions are such a gem.

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

I hope there's more

[@jefufflekluse9573]

6:45 Honestly? Valid response.

[@stinkgood_inc]

4:04 "Hello there. Little bitch." - Pumpkin Lorenzo Waterman Rabbit 2024 -

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

are you stupid- yes- for faks sake-

[@Turkey_fan_2019]

“is this your balls?”

[@LordLegoBeerus]

​@@Turkey_fan_2019yes.... gimme my balls back :(

[@elalejoz677]

​@@LordLegoBeerus "Are you *stupid* ?"

[@Kraken2525-fg1vl]

It’s pumpkin Wawa now💀

[@zumonachoinc8524]

Everybody gangsta until the witch sheep starts singing the DK rap

[@danielxsstuf]

2:41 my favorite segment. Having the Witch Sheep slipping up the dialogue cuz she's high is so funny to me

[@SoulCore413]

“You’re our first victims of the night…” “Oh visitors, sh** I’m so high heehee…”

[@BananaHoovyJ.Rabbit]

"I know you're queer"

[@SnazzyVEVO]

this is the most impressive sentence mixing ive ever seen in a ytp PERIOD.

[@sauter_120_upright_piano]

bro where is your shit post for this one

[@SnazzyVEVO]

@ i had to cancel it because a whale ate my family. sorry lad

[@stainedclass9288]

​@@SnazzyVEVO Damn

[@CutmanXNZ]

4:16 "Are you stupid?" "Yes" I lost my shit, this is so funny and i can't even find the reason why it is.

[@jorunojesperino9615]

For fuck's sake....

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

I'm sos

[@anormalstickanimator]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y Here *throw the ball*

[@Sueiga]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y Ah uh ah uh ah

[@roysifus2119]

Here *throws ball*

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

5:07 “Dumba**” *charges at him*

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

Seems like he wanted to make this quicker

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y *charges backwords*

[@AidanQuay]

*”AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÆEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”*

[@VincentHdy]

The way he back away a few secs after he lightly grab ralph head Can make me imagine him saying "JK LOL IM NOT GOING TO KILL YOU LOL GET PRANKED"

[@Kraken2525-fg1vl]

Pumpkin Wawa: bops his head leaves”

[@bonfilmsyt]

Unironically one of the funniest youtube poops ive seen in a while, it has the vibes of old poops and i love that. favorite part's the DK rap sung by Witch Sheep.

[@localmobius9823]

"There's no Bitchin in the Kitchen" true facts

[@Ifeellikethis]

They don't make YTP like this anymore. No earrape or lazy editing here, just incredible sentence mixing, no extra clips needed. One of my favourite things to watch time and again, practically required viewing after watching the original.

[@theCrazyJohn]

THE PUMPKIN RABBIT BEING SUCH AN ASS IS SO FUNNY I LOVE IT

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

thank you- ONION AAAAAAAOAOOAOAOAOOOooaaoaoaooooaaooooAaooaOOoOAOOAOA

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

I live at an Old Wawa in Philadelphia

[@Ths801]

Oh god, he's here! And he lives at old WaWa Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

[@LarryLoud500]

pumpkin rabbit giving Ralph his ball back then immediately saying “JK lol” before proceeding to fake murder him was great

[@StockLlama]

Bro disappeared for 3 years then dropped a fat banger

[@TheycallmeRadar]

The Batman kid stumbling again and again with the scarecrow makes Pumkin rabbit’s "Dumbass” so real

[@_molls]

Words cannot describe how hard I laughed at the Goat Witch lullaby part Hearing her sing the DK rap literally had me CACKLING I love this, never stop

[@Lorenzo_Waterman9090]

1:44 I love this kind of suspense and i don't know why. Like, just admiring something by saying "wow" several times and then saying it's terrible is so funny to me.

[@sofi9752-p5f]

9:12 "Wawa is very very very very bad... Pee pee poo poo" Sounds like something Martin Walls would say being high at 3 am

[@somebody4952]

6:09 Oh my god I have tears in ny eyes

[@_mrzlota_]

5:30 I'd be scared shitless if a mf waddled over to my ass in some horror mr. Crabs reject type beat sprint.

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

dumbass *charges at him*

[@flatterghast]

The sentence mixing in this one is gold, I would love to see more!

[@TropicalStvreo]

“Theres no bitch’n. In the kitchen.” AND “I will play my trombone on your grave.” HAD ME ROLLING

[@colinwilson257]

6:45 him turning the light off and banging on the door is my reaction to the original vid.😂

[@ForTheRecord-eh3ii]

5:18 I cannot tell you how long i laughed at this.

[@bnuyliker6412]

Same

[@cackers4752]

Bro, that's R2-D2

[@CarlballProductions-lo8vf]

CLIP IT

[@XGamin1]

It’s impressive that you pulled this off within the span of a couple days. Great video.

[@Cedarwood7916]

9:11 through 9:50 fucking killed me

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

“Ah, the trombone.” *wa wa waaa*

[@Melostone]

"OH SHIT" *FALLS DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS*

[@AidanQuay]

*KNOCKS DOWN WHOLE MIRROR/LAMP*

[@Theforestproject]

100% underrated this deserves a sub (make sure to turn the captions on if you don’t understand what they are saying lol)

[@slavicmalchik]

The first scene with Pumpkin Rabbit man from Chile is just straight up funny for no reason

[@loaf6185]

This is the last piece of media I'd expect to see a YTP of, but this is great. My favorite part is Sha singing the fucking DK rap. Absolutely hilarious, the sentence mixing was on point.

[@sauter_120_upright_piano]

Witch sheep*

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

​@@sauter_120_upright_piano Rachael Waterman* ☝️🤓

[@what1048]

This aint the walten files this the jessen folders

[@mittens5789]

The wawa files

[@PartlePal]

Wawa storage

[@RabbitShirogane]

6:47 is the most realistic thing you can do in that scenario

[@thomasrstudios1701]

""You're our first victims of the night. Oh! Visitors... Shit."

[@HamterStudios-]

Your describing my area, an old Wawa in Philadelphia

[@whomdunit2457]

This is amazing LMAO. The subtitles made it so much better too

[@sauceman2885]

“1:25 the biggest insult”

[@heraltcoolguy]

YOU GUYS ARE JERMA VIEWERS 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔊🔊🔊🔥🔥🔥

[@Farhill9]

The fucking part where the hot sheep lady sings the donkey kong rap

[@cooliotrainlover1213]

💀

[@Craftomon360]

Furry...?

[@n0lizs]

hot? 💀💀🙏

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

*HOT?!*

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

WOWIE ZOWIE

[@battledeathkitty6433]

I did not expect a ytp of pumpkin rabbit💀💀💀💀 5:58 "hush little bitch don't say slurs"

[@Hydra5XG]

0:51 "children would go to Mississippi and they would go missississing" im gonna say this from now on

[@aliceamineva5757]

10:01 Pumpkin Rabbit: Let me cook... Please... Too many meeemes. :( Jay: (Burns PhoohP) 10:08 Witch Sheep: O N I O N ! ! 😨

[@Melostone]

*screams of agonizing agony*

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@Melostone 10:09 AAAAAA! AAAAOAOAOAOOOOAOAOAOAAAAAAOOOAAO 10:12 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

OH MY GOG WOW

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y Dad?! :0

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

You know you kids shouldn't be around Wawa.

[@Leo_Styrofoam]

WAWA MENTIONED WAWA MENTIONED🚨🚨🚨

[@ramkidgames2167]

9:21 pumpkin rabbit: when I find you.... little b**ches i will play the trombone on your graves Me rn:😭😭💀💀💀😭😭😭

[@XGamin1]

Ohhhh, trombone. WOMP WOMP WOMP WOOOOOOOOOOOOMP

[@NeBemis83]

OH SHIT *falls down the stairs like a dumbass*

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

@@NeBemis83 *pulls an anime move spawning behind him*

[@AidanQuay]

*”laughing like a freaking maniac”*

[@aliceamineva5757]

@@AidanQuay LET HIM GO! *pushes his mask away*

[@LeBerryzz]

6:02 I LOST IT-

[@ellorito6529]

9:43 LMFAO

[@uhhdudethatwouldbesalt672]

I like to imagine in this story, nobody dies, but the Pumpkin Rabbit and Witch Sha are a stoner couple who just want to vibe hard on Halloween night and thoroughly fuck with the kids who broke into their shitty old Wawa in Philly for shits and giggles. They're both aware they're in a YTP and take absolutely none of this seriously. Witch Sha is so high in the clouds you'd think she was a suborbital satellite. Ralph receives exactly One (1) headpat and he and PR chief a blunt and decide to play an epic prank on the rest of their friends, and Paco is stuck with Witch Sha who's still more elevated than a weather balloon rambling memes as he gives up and starts tapping out beats on the door. This only encourages her to rap. Dino and Jay fall down Too Many Stairs for a few minutes. The Pumpkin Rabbit professes his adoration for the trombone, and he too falls down Too Many Stairs. He then wants to cook since there are too many memes, but Jay pranked PR back by burning the recipe book. The Witch Sheep, too late to the party, snaps out of her exospheric elevation and quickly blurts out the first thing they need to make their recipe; An onion. All hell then breaks loose. Jay and Dino are then rescued from a Wawa which sucked so much ass it haunts the town to this day.

[@Plaguedocwhoneedsabreak]

Both are just Halloween stoners who love eachother and I can respect that.

[@Man_Flippin_Pentagrams]

Unironically pretty good headcanon.

[@gogoajojo]

This is so good oh my god. I lost it at the Sheep Witch singing the DK Rap

[@ivogianello]

This YTP is awesome, the sentence mixing is incredible. I would love to see you make more.

[@WildTheFemboy]

5:09 - 5:19 *has* to be my favorite part

[@mrtank-vu9uz]

Hey at least the kid who’s in the Batman costume lives

[@KiiBon]

"nvm"

[@mrtank-vu9uz]

@@KiiBonwdym

[@N0_0ne_N3ar]

Lorenzo sped up sprinting through the pumpkins is just amazing.😭😭

[@profilly3463]

“Let me cook!”

[@Windykool]

Please….too many memes:(

[@JAZZ_JAZ1_JAZM1N3]

"ONION!" *Famous last words* 10:08 Edit: Mom, I'm famous. 😀

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

“ONION!” *burns for all eternity*

[@slavicmalchik]

Pumpkin Rabit: aaaa AOOAOAOAOAAAAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

OH MY GOG WOW

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

@@slavicmalchik AAAAAAAAOAOAOOAOOKAKAkaoijoihdjhgjfhjkbvkjdkgjnd

[@BDuB09WildCard]

Jay: Dad!? Jay’s Dad: You know you kids shouldn’t be around Wawa.

[@codiecola3636]

5:28 me the moment I hear a weird noise in my house at night.

[@beanmachine917]

6:03 “hush little fish don’t say words, mamas gonna sing you fucking words” 😭😂😭

[@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficial]

“DK! Donkey Kong!”

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

@beanmachine not really what she said, but the subtitles are available.

[@beanmachine917]

@@user-yr8bs4en6y thanks user yr8bs4en6y very cool

[@wafflez_courtney]

"Hush little bitch, dont say slurs"

[@Sueiga]

​@@ThatOneMaskedGuyOfficialHe is the leader of the bunch, you know him well

[@mutensive]

what they didn't know is, what waited for them there, was fucking FURRIES -narrator, 2024

[@dm_mighty]

The entire part with the Pumpkin Rabbit and the kid's ball was some of the funniest stuff I've seen in a YTP. Masterful stuff lmao

[@erroroccurred404]

My fav moments: The DK Rap, Pumpkin Rabbit’s Ball Meme and the Trombone. Actually literally all of the Pumpkin Rabbit’s dialogue.

[@Neoneone0]

this is some masterful sentance mixing holy fuck dude

[@AFnaf2fanhas3nteredyourarea]

The pumpkin rabbit casually: “Dumbass.” * proceeds to rapidly chase and grab then drops * “Chill bro it’s just a prank.”

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

I will play the trumbone on your graves oh..trumbone imitates trumbone

[@Ojiihere]

“Hush little bitches dont say slurs *proceeds to sing the DK rap*” absolutely murdered me

[@something8245]

This was absolutely hilarious, you should make more ytps

[@TahkodaPlaysGaming]

famous last words "onion"

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

ONION- AAAAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAHhaAAAAOAOAOooA

[@kestany]

9:25 at the joke about the trombone I just burst out laughing XDD

[@VomitPukey]

Thank you for having captions!

[@Da_Trash_Panda]

8:52 *falls down the stairs again*

[@JX1DX1]

*lights up lighter*AAAAAA.. WawWWaeeaawEeaa

[@Thatonelivingsweater]

I have the sense of humor of a toddler I swear to the lord. I cannot believe that I laughed at Witch Sheep yelling the word "Onion".

[@kaxcommentssomethingREAL]

i still can't help but curl myself up in fear whenever i watch this, even with the funny memes lol

[@awesomesmileyguy]

Words cannot describe how good this YTP is. My favourite part was easily the Witch Sheep singing the DK Rap for no reason. Way to turn a terrifying video into something funny.

[@Sabito_Vr]

9:39 lol tf happen to bro there-🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ComaToast712]

This is a genuine mastercraft of YTP, it had me howling the whole way through. Analog horror needs more YTP content.

[@tele7932]

This was easily the best experiencie I had watching a KZbin Poop in years, haven´t laughed like that in a lot of time. How did you make this in like 2 days is beyond me. Thank you.

[@yeahok8259]

Idk why “I’m so high, fetch the candy” made me laugh so hard

[@yeahok8259]

“Are you stupid” MAN 💀💀

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

@@yeahok8259 I will play the trumbone on your graves oh..trumbone imitates trumbone

[@Green_x_Red]

THEY ALWAYS FALL DOWN THE STAIRS

[@Laura-m3i8y]

Hello bro

[@wafflez_courtney]

7:05 open the fucking cupboard

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

Open the cuc

[@Crumbles_is_suicidal]

“It’s a funny sentence mix, Jay. It means the cupboard”

[@PumpkinRabbitLivesatanOldWawa]

its a funny mis it means cuboard, open the fucking cuc

[@coolawesomeepicman4513]

"There's no bitchin. In the Kitchen!" THIS WRITING IS MOLTEN HOT

[@Craftomon360]

0:06 "You're gonna have a bad time" - Sans whenever the f-

[@sprittykitty1427]

??? did you die at the keyboard finish the sentence 😰

[@Craftomon360]

lol yeah I'm de-

[@Zmhhdlu]

Yeah I feel like that joke is dying

[@M3RTBUTUR4K]

@@Zmhhdlu so did the person while writing this

[@chacha_gach3651]

3:46 "Oh. NUN NUN NUN!!!!" kill me 🤣💀

[@octavius3800]

1:32 "WHAT THE FUCK??" Would definitely be me in this situation

[@supersmashproductions9890]

My main takeaway is... ONION

[@veeveeorsomething]

this is actually so fucking peak

[@adamjoy7119]

This is Fine Art ✨ Top-tier YTP, AND CAPTIONS WITH CARE! You are a natural and a saint; I hope your muse drives you to make many YTPs

[@Nacho2003YT]

Never knew I needed Witch Sheep laying out the first stanzas of the DK64 rap

[@ratstashofficial]

Honestly such an amazing ytp! I’ve never seen one with such exquisite sentence mixing and with fully-working captions too! Simply brilliant!

[@Mamaluigi13]

Twf ytps are gold

[@user-yr8bs4en6y]

If you translate ytps to English, it's pretty funny

[@Bacon_the_arsonist]

0:22 "Was- fucking FURRIES" - The Narrator

[@Realicemot0]

woOOOwwOOOOOw