Joining a Military Program

[@ilikewomen8367]

“i’d rather use my free time after school to do absolutely nothing at home.” literally this.

[@sillyperson19]

Lol

[@fwme1064]

ok

[@EmacSans]

I felt that

[@James-rs6uh]

Teehee 420th like

[@kayagorzan]

Indeed.

[@supremespark4755]

JROTC students be like: “I got war next period”

[@노아-l9l]

XD

[@arising.sights]

Best thing I ever saw

[@KreptorS]

Can Confirm

[@cheesestickhathreturned6875]

lol-

[@denissel4727]

LMAOOOOO

[@CraigDeQuetteville]

"And earrings, WHAT ARE YOU AN E-BOY" My favourite part

[@Hellooooo849]

Same XD

[@Aurielle137]

Your garrison's just tipped off to the side you look like a slack ice cream vender

[@georgieromero1829]

He was so destroyed that he turned to stone

[@procrastinatingcartoonstm5130]

cooll

[@wlker-fx2re]

Same

[@g1rzz]

The way she named all the instructors after seasonings

[@byteshothunter2381]

Dragon ball style

[@Cheese44478]

@@byteshothunter2381🗿

[@Ihateclownsjt]

@@byteshothunter2381mid

[@bvq330]

Pretty sure it's a reference to Sgt Pepper's by the Beatles

[@BenThereDoneThat24]

That one kid: snitches JROTC Kids: *_There Is One Impostor Among Us_*

[@odd-ysseusdoesstuff6347]

I was searching for this... XDXDXDXDXD

[@knightfall6900]

Other kid kinda sus

[@Starman062]

Of all the kids you could piss off. He chose the ones In a army program.

[@cultberry6174]

oh god here we go again

[@user-os7qq9xk4o]

All yall snitch on 3rd world kids

[@RushGarcia]

Dress...Like...PICKLES

[@lgcarr1]

Jay no u r a dinosaur

[@spot9123]

Nah I dressed like a UPS worker

[@lorddrago2162]

They are now dressing up like blueberries now they started that in 2014 to 15 let 4,3,2 then 2015 to 16 The let 1 ones have been getting the blueberries

[@DEEZNUTS-yo1dx]

Ya

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

We love pickles dressers

[@catqueen3626]

They be like: Let's build a snowman *there is 1 imposter among us*

[@ferris2344]

My God

[@theunfortunatecat]

Tabbes was not the imposter. One imposter remains.

[@ferris2344]

The Unfortunate Cat 🐱 I get my

[@vintheguy]

This joke will make no sense and will age horribly when among us inevitably stops being popular

[@dehydrated_13]

Original Guy I’ll prepare myself for the “lol what?? 😂” comments from people who lived under rocks.

[@bmwloganm5492]

As a JROTC Staff Sergeant instructor, i can confirm that this is 100% accurate, the screaming, marching in rain or 90 degree weather, all of it, it was period 3 on day on a tuesday and the cadets had to scream out our company motto, my mind was like "RIP my friend having a math test next door" then we had to scream our guts out at PT. So this is more and accurate and great video.

[@gamigams]

Currently in NJROTC, and yea we do a bunch of yelling. Actually, we just had our AMI inspection today as well, passed with flying colors 💯

[@toasty_7233]

In AFJROTC, its cali so we don't get much rain down here. But drilling in 90 degree weather? We get a lot of that.

[@Apoxlotl]

Being a part of NJROTC, and just having become the Cadet Commander this school year, I can still say over the last 3 school years that, yes, this video is 100% Accurate. I remember last school year when I was still just a P2, and we were doing Drill (since for my school, Drills was every Monday, but I don't know about other schools). And like every Monday before that day, we'd all gone out to the field next to our building, and I called them all into attention as usual to separate them into groups so it'd be easier. Now, we share our Building with the Veterinary Shop, which means the animals were right behind the building in their own area. Every single time we went out there, the animals (which included two Turkeys and two Alpacas) would just stand there, and watch us do this until I formed them back up to go back inside to go to our next classes. Then I learned they were actually watching Me specifically, because my Elder Sister (who was still in high school at the time, she graduated last school year) took the Veterinary Shop, and we looked nearly identical to most people, so I imagined this is why they always stared. But all that was Context for what I Really wanted to say. So Last School Year, we had our AMI, and the area in which we do our AMI isn't even that far from the animals. So Imagine our Area Managers Surprise when he sees the animals had been watching the Entirety of the AMI because I was Close Enough for them to spot me. He spent most of the time he watched trying to not laugh.

[@YoungYongTales]

Heh, a presentation talking about bigfoot, I approve

[@smilerfanatic8889]

OH HELLO

[@gabcat4432]

SCREEEEEEEEEEEEE HI

[@ohtonotsee6430]

Hi

[@craftychicbowtique449]

They are saying hi so I guess I'll say hi too

[@TheSrushMaster108]

Hello 👋

[@TJToons]

*This military club sounds more useful than all my entire primary and secondary school education*

[@ahikie]

oof

[@jorgenajar9407]

Sounds more useful than my entire school

[@reubenna]

It is

[@diamnd7807]

Lol

[@IUNDFIUJC]

Lol

[@ham9534]

JROTC when they get roasted: “you’re disrespecting-you’re disrespecting a FuTuRe U.s ArMy SoLdIeR”

[@grugg3108]

Some of us really do be like that. I jokingly call myself a bootlicker, and call JROTC "bootlicking class"

[@ham9534]

Grugg in the past the students called rotc Retards On The Campus

[@grugg3108]

@@ham9534 XD thats fuckin wonderful!

[@Michael-di7bg]

Didn't that guy actually enlist into the United States military? 🤔

[@ham9534]

Michaël yea I think so i saw it on tik tok

[@GLVSCOW]

As an Army vet, this was surprisingly wholesome to watch. If you ever pursue ROTC in college, please make a video about it 😂 You'll do similar stuff, but also throw in balancing other classes and doing field training every week. And instead of just wearing the rank in a garrison setting, you actually will takes turns in every role from a commander to a basic joe in simulated combat exercises. But you also get to do some cool random stuff too, like when my peers and I rappeled down the highest building on compass.

[@k-ly.]

Students: "We love you Sgt Garlic" Sgt Garlic: "Eew go away" THE BEST TEACHERS HONESTLY

[@darkespeon64]

@Mia Cruz maaaaan i had a teacher who used to call use dumbasses "youre idiots all dumbasses i wouldnt smoke (weed) with none of ya" always jokingly ofcourse lol i had him in his last year so he gave even less of af. Also his son is a fucking tv actor even being a character on glee

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

@@darkespeon64 True legend XD

[@ehteshamferoze9369]

let me sing my song b turkey turkey you so fine turkey turkey eat with wine turkey turkey make you mine eat with gravy eat with ketchup??? good with anything eat you you betchup

[@ehteshamferoze9369]

hoo ah turkeyy

[@Nonexistility]

Snitch be like: *Mission completed.* New objective: *Survive*

[@departmentofchemistryunive8926]

@@Caden_Melody nah lets send him to north Korea

[@aarona5452]

When you remind the teacher to collect the homework

[@sunsetsilliest]

@@Caden_Melody nah let’s send him to Pakistan

[@WendigoArtist]

Nice halo reach reference

[@szylaj]

sgt gralic was the snitch

[@tlg3094]

I dare Tabbes to make an entire song about her “turkey turkey, you so fine” scene

[@Jackson-7676]

Yessssds

[@samanthaguillet9988]

YEEESSSSSS

[@heistingcrusader_ad3223]

Yes yes yes yes YES!!!!

[@boofaloofa839]

y e s

[@razzdazzleLOL]

Yes

[@trainman7004]

I wasn't an JROTC kid, but I was in the royal canadian army cadets, and it's interesting to see how different it is between the ones with and without a king for a commander

[@kenidyhutchins5729]

thanksgiving JROTC be like: gobble me swallow me drip down the side of me quick jump out...

[@Kleebo]

Nice!

[@DaisakuDL]

noice

[@xemylii]

🕺

[@lilmarker1197]

Lol

[@Cutiepeye]

Kenidy Hutchins are jrotc is scary

[@Deltymations7]

Tabbes Power level: 47 Skills: Uses a bat for attack Ultra skill: Disciplining and screaming

[@feedswagpeppa3976]

Tabbes can fight remember when she push that creepy old dude out of the train who was tryna do sum to her

[@gametests]

Obama says that PewDiePie has Bigger pp than me. smell it on ma channel before it's recommended after 10 years. Let's make this come in next lwiay!

[@jamesshields4346]

I was in cadets at one point and in my experience there were three types of people in it 1: the normal kids who thought it was gonna be a lot less drill and a lot more fun activities 2: the kids who were there because their parents wanted them to stop lighting random brush fires and stealing bikes 3: the egomaniacs who just wanted to be able to tell another kid their age what to do. I quit when every time I went some kid/s would have a mental breakdown when we were on break.

[@note5068]

One student press the emergency button Mrs Garlic: WHO THE HELL IS THE IMPOSTER????? EveryStudent: SELF REPORT

[@mystry-xb4lc]

It's you

[@yaboikam4549]

liya konyak LIAR I SAW YOU KILL CYAN AND VENT ON CAMS

[@camihatescake]

“DainAsDain was not the imposter”

[@delusionalcupcake4750]

Next time let's vote liyakonyak

[@azariaasle]

"liya konyak was the imposter." 1 imposter remains...

[@snexal]

Kid: *snitches* The class: “There is an imposter among us”

[@jonsohan1954]

Fun fact:in ROTC you're required to report anything against the rules *THIS MEANS YOU'RE REQUIRED TO SNITCH*

[@randomnonsense2259]

@@jonsohan1954 nah lets be real there just snitches

[@oraliamachado880]

THATS kinda sus...

[@Photonblastt]

Yellow seems sus vote yellow

[@klake5375]

@@jonsohan1954 Just because you're "required" to snitch doesn't mean you should, everyone hates snitches ESPECIALLY in the military

[@ohwow3582]

You exaggerated NOTHING. Especially not the grading uniform part.

[@jonathanhargraves2241]

Good lord, they are so relentless with their uniform inspections.

[@kxnghypnos]

Yessir. I'm in air force jrotc

[@jakeo4817]

I just want to say not every JROTC unit is like this it really depends on the instructor and upperclassmen

[@kxnghypnos]

@@jakeo4817 nah, all JROTC is basically the same

[@ripvanwinkle5199]

At my school, all we have to do is wear the uniform correctly, shave, and get a haircut like once a month

[@ritz7620]

As someone in JROTC I love this, perfect portraying. Only difference is my branch is Air Force, so Monday: Drill Tuesday: Lesson/Quiz Wednesday: Uniform Inspection Thursday: PT (Squadron 3) Friday: PT (Squadron 1 + 2)

[@yungfrostyCO]

In in the marine Corp JROTC and we have Monday: PT Tuesday: academics Wednesday: uniform/drill Thursday: drill Friday: PT

[@pointofmadness0]

⁠@@yungfrostyCO Our MCJROTC is similar, except we do Monday- Academics Tuesday- Drill Wednesday- Inspections Thursday- Academics Friday- Field Day/PT

[@Thedudeme1ster]

I’m in Army JROTC. At my school we have a blocked schedule so either you have the class on an A day or a B day and you go every other day. Our days go like: Monday/Tuesday: Academics Wednesday: Uniform inspection/Leadership Lab Thursday/Friday: PT

[@poofyphoenix9143]

This is exactly how my JROTC class is, the screaming and everything. I love it. But luckily I’m in staff, so I don’t have to do marching and drill on Wednesdays

[@eldogusti1960]

Cool. Do some of your school folks yells at you randomly like "ATTENTION!" or "SIR, MORNING SIR!" or anything like that when you wears the uniform?

[@palenik7114]

Eldo Gusti they say thank you for your service

[@the_bad_gamerdood8339]

I’m in NJROTC and shit slaps I fuckin love orienteering and I’m not even lying my mouth class leader and drill team commander said I was the best freshman at doing portspins and I joined drill in the second semester not to brag or anything

[@themightybuegeler4692]

What's up fellow cadet I'm a gunney for the marines even the staffs did the drill with us when I was a private

[@themightybuegeler4692]

@@eldogusti1960 omg yes it was so annoying I had to dont salute I'm not in the military. But it was cute when I was walking to the library after school in my unifrome and little kids say it's a solider even tho are rotc is for the marines. P.s I'm a cadet gunney

[@omidkhajehpour2923]

JROTC Kids be like: While you were in Algebra, I was in Afghanistan (mentally) physically I was in the gym doing push-ups for Uncle Sam

[@LebBros]

I’ve seen this same joke like 8x this week. What gives?

[@whatthekoko]

rachadsalem I swear kids in the comments think this shit is funny.

[@Lucky-vm1tv]

rachadsalem it is funny

[@Lucky-vm1tv]

lostluv__ it is lol

[@whatthekoko]

Johnnytan how?

[@vix2353]

Let’s all be honest here… *JROTC is basically school but it’s actually helpful*

[@emeraldpistol1251]

Man I got taught about credit karma and learned about the “out the door” voice. That was actually really helpful

[@zachp8163]

Yeah seems like it teaches actually daily life lessons

[@doughjaw]

We call it CCF in Scotland

[@dogboy5307]

In the old days my dad in grade12 needed to go to war

[@jondeeks6360]

Yep, it's really helpful, uniforms are kind of annoying.

[@candyghost1009]

I really enjoyed JROTC. I stayed in it all four years of high school, and it honestly helped me so much. I'm a lot better when it comes to socializing, I learned so much that you don't really learn in other classes, and overall, had a really fun time. It was also great because I went to 3 different high schools, and having JROTc gave me a sense of familiarity and made getting used to my new schools easier. I miss JROTC!

[@cheesedrgn]

Other animators: i joined normal clubs like them instrument class Tabbes: So i joined an army program in school

[@Everythingbagel196]

I’ve gotta say, when I first joined marching band it was a lot like this. I’d have to say the only difference was that you would wear marching uniforms, we didn’t really have anyone judging our uniforms, and we carry 1 to 20 pound instruments and play them for 3 hours in the middle of a field. Still fun though!

[@SMH-Animates-Official]

Lol

[@Happe44]

Keon I see you’ve never been in marching band, cause I see no difference between this and band. Except that we have to carry things like bass trombones or sousaphones.

[@whafflete6721]

Jaiden:Shooting that tennis hard James:*Objects in boy scout* Rebecca:*Flashbacks of Medusa* Nevercake: *Didnt appear and fr where the fuck are they*

[@rayansayeh9605]

Turkey your my

[@alexb3831]

I wanna see a full version of “Turkey Turkey song 🦃 ”😂

[@zebrakarma1567]

Lamoo xD

[@woahmannchill]

Turkey Turkey you so fine Turkey Turkey make you mine!

[@TreavyWeavy2024]

Same here

[@thelocalratty]

Adding emojis to your comment makes it less funny and more cringe

[@hotdoginmylung]

@@thelocalratty ok 😿😭😭😭😻🙄😿😏🤩 who asked 😈😈💯💯😈🙈🙄🤪😩🤨😎🎃

[@michael-ryandecosta506]

I ended up in AJROTC because my school had a "We need x amount of students in each class to be in JROTC for some reason" policy. Eventually, I ended up growing a liking to the program, especially when I found out it would get me into the military at E-3. So, I ended up spending all four years of my highschool in AJROTC. We had our fair share of "bullys" in the program who harassed other students, but not enough to cause too much of a problem.

[@Zerpderp0]

I have never heard of our school having a JROTC. I would have joined that shit immediately because unlike other fat kids, I actually liked and was good at Gym. I also needed more discipline in life and maybe that could have kicked my ass enough to whip my fat potato ass into shape enough to actually get shit done

[@darkdragon1620]

@@Zerpderp0 me too we just have english, creative writing and religión(they just talk about Jesús and stuff and in first year one at in the end of it a classmate show me theyr paper work and only they write on 1 side of 1 paper.)

[@flor9345]

I love JROTC, we had the nicest students there and the funnest field trips! Joining the military as an Officer is definetly a major plus

[@tonyzong4185]

@@darkdragon1620 wtf did u just say

[@tampchamp6922]

I love AFJROTC! My experience is a bit different from hers, but I think that's because the branch is different. We learn about the same things but don't have to give presentations or get asked questions during the inspections. We also have Military Ball, Corps picnics, field trips, B.O.B., Dine-out night, Colorguard (now called Honor Guard), and get into Homecoming for free if you sign up to do what they tell you. The nee cadets are a pain in the ass but most of them drop out after the first quarter.

[@CRL19]

Wait, 5:49, she predicted the Cybertruck

[@youngceo5638]

Right now I’m in NJROTC (basically JROTC for the navy) just got promoted to Lieutenant and I’m in charge of weapons operations. Our commanding officers (real military vets and not students) is a Lieutenant Commander from the navy and a SGTMAJ from the marines. Yail got almost the same thing we got but no over the top screaming.

[@loneecho1173]

They teach you to lay on your back yet?

[@GreyKnightsVenerable]

I think they were referencing that specific classes were headed by an officer like in AFJROTC, in fact I’m even in one of those positions as c/2ndLt. (Use army rank system rather than navy rank system.)

[@Alexkeys141]

Honestly as someone whi is in army jrotc, its just an army thing

[@lolibringer5838]

I was able to become a 2nd lieutenant in MCJROTC before I had to move to a school with no JROTC and the weirdest part was having to watch a kid start tearing up because she didn’t get promoted

[@Alexkeys141]

@@lolibringer5838 that’s pretty cool, I’m in army jrotc right now and i got the rank of captain

[@shaniatheholycrusader87]

Spartans when their 5 year old child doesn't defeat 20 lions in 12 minutes: *UGH! USELESS*

[@shaniatheholycrusader87]

@UChNN8QSO-TagIj5L9uaK-Rg oké

[@faresalsayed9005]

Leave him On the mountains to be game ended I say!!

[@shaniatheholycrusader87]

@@faresalsayed9005 sure platoon

[@Nada-ux4we]

Advice to anyone that’s a homebody: this isn’t for you.

[@jillmont3342]

Thanks for telling me lol

[@mayaweinberg5162]

👁👄👁

[@twizzlerlemonpie3083]

Thx

[@bigfartpapi]

i realized that to late. My sergeant called us weak when someone suggested we do 20 push ups. He made us do 80 instead.

[@Nada-ux4we]

만시야비비 same!!! One day the sergeant made me do 10 push ups every time i started a sentence with “hey” instead of “sergeant major ******” when trying to address him and this went on for 50 push-ups (straight ) but that’s ON ME!!! I kept forgetting but still 😭😭😭 And idk if this was everyone but my class made the birthday person do push-ups (in front of everyone) of the amount of their age while everyone sang happy birthday so like (14-18) plus an extra one just bc... hate that class TT-TT

[@Many_Editz]

JROTC was one of the best classes I took in high school. Totally worth it. It's funny to see how the program is very similar in different schools all around the US.

[@rowynnmagicalme9343]

As an Army Veteran, the “extend to the left, MARCH” and then the yelling, had me laughing so hard I had to pause the video 😂

[@Maryam12454]

God bless you

[@jlobuizel963]

F'n SAME xD Except I'm a private rn .w.

[@micoolkidfilms3270]

Do u get to do contact drills and section attacks in jrotc

[@Siah_hell]

same lmaoooo

[@mehnah5033]

4:18

[@Salizor]

I actually am in JROTC, and this more than accurate.

[@gianttacogod]

Are you gonna do ROTC and continue?

[@Salizor]

@@gianttacogod rn in my junior year actually, and I'm still in ROTC

[@beno22iscool]

Yeah it's a good program. I did navy one year now I'm in army. This is my senior year. Can confirm most of these things, minus the presentations. Also ye most of them are funny

[@gianttacogod]

@@Salizor ROTC is college I thought. you mean JROTC?

[@Salizor]

@@gianttacogod yeah my bad.

[@cortanatheai6103]

I'm a sergeant in the Canadian Air cadets, and I here's a tip Do NOT use hairspray when shining your boots/shoes

[@archie7027]

Dont heat up a spoon either as it fucked the surface of your boot.

[@NonisLuck]

?

[@cortanatheai6103]

@@NonisLuck so hairspray destroys the leather, and it begins to peel

[@12x2is24]

Wha- What???

[@Itstakenrodie]

I’m just a cpl

[@kaitlynstephens7961]

I'm in JROTC it's great, especially on drill meets were you go against other schools and I might be crazy but I love inspection day!! JROTC is usually for high schoolers but I'm in the 8th grade since my middle and high school are right next to each other. I'm happy to answer questions you guys have.♡♡

[@random2490]

Quick question! Can I join even if I'm homescholled?

[@localnerd_twyx]

I love drill meets, especially going to see the armed exhibition for each school bc it’s so unique

[@no-st4ft]

*”On Wednesday’s we-“* Dress like pickles. Edit: Amber Delesio, she made out with a pickle.

[@Swagwagon-gj8is]

Say here’s where you belong private

[@samseav9746]

@Matthew Wolf yes

[@sprite-master3515]

ON WEDNESDAY WE WEAR PINK! On Wednesday we wear pink~ MY NAME IS KAREN

[@dollpickle]

“i saw people dress as pickles, funniest shit i’ve ever seen.”

[@alexemtstudios7875]

It's the funniest sh!t, they turned themselves into pickles

[@CheeseburgerFreedomMan_]

As a person who is in NJROTC, this is completely accurate.

[@DaddyPrapor]

fr dude, except we have PT every morning and drill every afternoon and marksmanship every evening

[@kinglyslayer2191]

People forget but we forgive and give our respect for us and no one else keep your pride sister for mine will always be remembered Pay it forward please🤮😂😦

[@petoxii7861]

Same

[@ggxbranch]

@@DaddyPrapor they’re teaching kids to shoot in school only in America

[@crimsoncrater6730]

Agreed

[@gmdentropy5516]

I’m in JROTC because my dad was in the military and I suck at being a human being. Glad to see this isn’t just some random program the school made up for high schoolers to do extra push ups.

[@kenzobobo8057]

In some states, their full-on JROTC schools.

[@gmdentropy5516]

Kenzo Bobo insanity

[@dieeinzigewahrheit9980]

this is so weird . That doesn't exist in other countries

[@tmyo.]

"Someone ratted us out to the principal." (Danganronpa trial music in the background)

[@helloooooo...]

im turning into monokuma once i find out

[@Jalu3]

Blue Falcon

[@OkOk-lk1uy]

11037

[@cemonk_]

Aho

[@catjones3731]

Shoot- Someone getting executed today.

[@doggs4life788]

When someone snitches on Garlic *"There is 1 Imposter among us"*

[@Sylvias2448]

Greens lookin mighty sus rn...

[@IndependentOreo]

Oh that’s why it’s called among us-

[@doggs4life788]

@@IndependentOreo lol

[@sillygoofella]

i have a feeling it’s red.....

[@tsa_pianoman9705]

Nah i think its cyan

[@isabelgoldschmidt205]

"free hug club" So that's how covid started

[@zylnexxd842]

Lmao.

[@shibo_uzumaki948]

@Pink Stairs bish the bat got a free hug too

[@chiqu1tito]

@Pink Stairs no

[@agoosewithinternetaccessan3218]

@Pink Stairs do you know it was joke?

[@america6498]

I was in an JROTC program, and I loved it. I made some of the best friends I ever had. I double promoted on my first test, and I always did great in knockout. I also got 200/200 on my uniform grade pretty much every time.

[@Hershewed]

I could never imagine Tabbes wearing a bun, to me that’s like exact opposite of her. I relate so much to her lol

[@joshuacarre06]

Ii pretty sure its a bearae

[@sharkthing3859]

It is a bearae but in most units girls with long hair need to tie it up in a bunn

[@johnisapplejuice4875]

r/notliketheothergirls

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

4:38 The most accurate portrayal of millennials I have ever witnessed

[@AxxLAfriku]

I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on KZbin, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear jsb

[@nolanarmstrong4988]

😭

[@a12yrontheinternet19]

How are you every where

[@biscuitdoggo9205]

You're following me... Stop!

[@mamathadurgam9724]

HOW AND WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY DAMN VIDEO

[@planetearth8291]

Free hug club people are the same people at those anime conventions with the “free hug signs” and that’s literally the whole club

[@PUNISHERMHS_2021]

As a former Army JROTC Cadet, this was fucking gold 😂

[@tami8141]

Lyrics: Turkey, turkey you so fine. Turkey, turkey make you mine. Eat with gravy, eat with ketchup, good with anything, you betcha. HOO AH TURKEEEY

[@strawberrymilk4562]

Thank you

[@urma8720]

I low-key want that on spotify

[@a_moth5584]

Me on thanksgiving:

[@DiegoRivera-cf7tb]

3:57

[@rioluvsu7225]

@flower a

[@girthespurr418]

Being in JROTC, it’s so funny how easily I can relate to this down to the mustache joke

[@antomov1072]

Same, specially the personal inspections, also nice GIR pfp

[@that1blackfriend765]

same here i can relate to PT my Sargent major is crazy

[@sabrinrss9805]

i miss being in jrotc

[@victorma2648]

You know, on account to the fact of "screaming." We don't scream, we sound off. They're trying to boost our confidence, not kill our vocal cords. Although this might be different, considering I'm Air Force JROTC..

[@genericjohn972]

@@victorma2648 Bruh, I used to love being in AFJROTC, some of the best memories came from that program

[@kzed]

that club: learn about finances why drinking and smoking is bad for your health don’t do drugs kids school: *_S H A K E S P E A R E_*

[@anarkittyuwu3738]

It do be like that

[@penguin_1293]

Would take that club over Shakespeare any day

[@panozesperantegtr-1gobrrrr141]

Damn I regret not taking this freshman year

[@nguyenvandu4936]

# relatable

[@jewl4u877]

1:01

[@bmwloganm5492]

Legit me when my squad of cadets don't scream loud enough during PT 4:21 and 4:24

[@vanillarice6163]

That athletic kid definitely ate 3 flintstone gummies instead of 2.

[@JoeMAMAkim]

HE IS TOO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE

[@lanteler3202]

wait, people eat 2?

[@SuperAnnabella19]

I do

[@evieon3ds]

*THEIR TO DANGEROUS TO BE LEFT ALIVE*

[@evieon3ds]

@@lanteler3202 I eat 2. I’m dangerous lol

[@kakashi_doggo6998]

5:31 “idc I’m still eating it that shit is hella good”

[@c0tt0n78]

TRUE 😩✌️

[@Juno-bug]

@@c0tt0n78 lmao.. Not to be rude but someone in the crowd when they were screaming said it

[@c0tt0n78]

@@Juno-bug IK lol

[@Juno-bug]

@@c0tt0n78 oops sorry

[@c0tt0n78]

@@Juno-bug lol it’s ok

[@IvanTube0]

when we needed her the most she came back

[@wan4458]

Avatar refrence

[@beckyfromkentucky4430]

I felt this

[@The_alchemistress]

Everything changed when the corona virus attacked

[@princeravnos6705]

She ended the 100 year war when she came back

[@kissiemonstah]

i’m in NJROTC, which is just JROTC but navy flavored, and when i tell u it’s SOOO fun!! sgtmaj is like the chillest person ever, and the officers (the upperclassmen students) are chill and super nice! i’d recommend NJ to anyone tbh.

[@thriftstoregucci3978]

Someone snitched: "There's one imposter among us"

[@TeslaBitcoinFree]

I was thinking the same thing

[@muumimaauksed]

Bet it's red

[@deadtv2436]

Idk e is kinda sus

[@abandonedacc420]

@@muumimaauksed *_sweats in red_* do you have any proof? cuz ngl your kinda sus ngl

[@muumimaauksed]

@@abandonedacc420 *sweats in black* u kinda pushy ngl

[@DK-kd6rc]

I did JROTC because my older brother did. At first, I was a little intimidated, no going to lie. However, as I learned basic movements and training over the first few months, the program grew on me. Inspection, drill, marksmanship (air rifle), and all other activities were extremely fun. One thing that I appreciated the most is that when in JROTC, you are a whole family, everyone knows you and wants the best out of you, which really helped me come out of my shell (I was a little shy in the beginning of high school). Overall, JROTC is a great program, and I would recommend it to anyone who wants to better themselves and be apart of something bigger! 'Oorah!

[@imameatloaff5464]

I've never been to school. if this is what school is like.... *why did I never get the chance?*

[@LordGarlicBread]

I’ve never been to a public school before so I’ve never had any school clubs I’ve been homeschooled for a while

[@imameatloaff5464]

@@LordGarlicBread cool someone who relates! I've always been homeschooled so I never understood school-

[@notaseagull3320]

Damn I can’t imagine being homeschooled that would suck

[@imameatloaff5464]

@@notaseagull3320 it's actually easier, it puts you a year ahead, so when you go to highschool you do college work. meaning when you get out of highschool you're done unless you want to seek higher education.

[@fairyblu6929]

I only just started homeschooling this year (for obvious reasons), and trust me when I say, you do not want to deal with the drama and emotional stress that comes with pubkic schooling. (Take it from someone who's been exposed to both environments for quite some time) Unless you're an extrovert who doesn't have depression and crippling anxiety. (I don't have depression but I definitely have unbearable anxiety), you don't wanna go.

[@pharos941]

BROO i'm in JROTC and i'm so happy to see one of my favorite animators talking about it!! And the jokes were great! My pt would take place on Thursdays but everything else is compleatly true lol. One of my favorite memories from my freshmen year was when my company won honor company, each company got to make their own motto, and when you won something you had to sing your company motto; so Bravo (my company) made an army version of the barbie girl song. (i can write down the lyrics if anyone wants to see) We sang it with so much pride and were just rubbing it in.

[@selvenaeexisting9516]

“McDonald’s French fries are made out of soap.” That one kid: I’m still eating it. That shits hella good. (5:31) Why is this me?

[@TheoryWitch]

Shamefully, this is me as well. We were assigned the book, "Chew On This," and I STILL eat fast food...I have a problem...

[@Mothboys_]

Haha

[@shreayyy9473]

*soap

[@varianmetcalf8220]

Thats me

[@shizukajoestarfp5518]

And their sprite is 90% battery acid 10% water

[@CosmicGaijin]

Ngl, hearing Tabbe’s voice for 8 minutes gave me the will to keep going and finish 2020 strong. See you in 2021 Tabbes.

[@gametests]

Obama says that PewDiePie has Bigger pp than me. smell it on ma channel before it's recommended after 10 years. Let's make this come in next lwiay!

[@aurora_xx6736]

@@gametests 😳

[@CosmicGaijin]

Thief Pug ahhhhhhh I am not nearly awake to deal with... all of that.

[@imcloud305]

3:57 Turkey Turkey you so fine Turkey Turkey make you My Eat with gravy eat with ketchup go with anything you bet ya

[@bandit2777]

ty soldier

[@Leo-cf2hb]

@@bandit2777 hitler approved

[@jl_mozart3292]

The full version is here lmao

[@PAM_leaf]

Full version here now

[@imcloud305]

Lol i know

[@ieated19popsiclesinanhour]

2:07 on Wednesdays we wear green.

[@iistrawdebbieii8428]

Ok that was good

[@Star-gaze55]

I'm good I really don't what to :D Also it pink...😬

[@ieated19popsiclesinanhour]

@@Star-gaze55 thats the joke bro.. they wear green in wednesdays.. its not supposed to be pink in this context bro 😭😭😭😭

[@Star-gaze55]

​@@ieated19popsiclesinanhour haha yeah bro its was all for craziness and jokes bro😂 now hard feeling!✋ am I right?👊 you know what I mean :)😬

[@pian816]

"Turkey turkey you so fine" is at 3:45 thank me later

[@azaleabread1641]

Thank you :D

[@jessicamorton6081]

Your the best thank you

[@cnsequences4603]

Luv the song

[@jocelynhunt2505]

Yea u betcha

[@szyviantadeo6357]

She made a full version of the song

[@JoelRivera-rt4jz]

Back at my highschool, our jrotc members were acting like they were literally going to war. I had a dude call me civilian. Others were just asshats and thought they were superior to other students.

[@ryn7782]

Sounds like a civilian ain't too happy with his place.

[@ERCatPat]

For real, there was a time and place to be serious like inspection and other social events, but some of these people were a bit too much and I'm not even exaggerating nor am I someone who doesn't take the program seriously

[@JoelRivera-rt4jz]

Hmmm, considering i had higher grades than most of the guys in that class. I knew my place pretty well 🤔. Majority of the people in the program had to redo senior year or be held back 😂. I was pretty content with my place. Only 2 outta everyone i knew is serving and they had the right to call me civilian.

[@carlosforbidden1429]

Fr, and they be hugging their gfs like they are going deploy to Afghanistan. And act like they went through basic training after a 3 day summer camp trip.

[@ryn7782]

@@JoelRivera-rt4jz lol that's why I made the joke...

[@KookiesKrem]

5:30 how the frik is mcdonalds fries made out of soap "Idc im still eating it. That _thing_ is hella good"

[@The_Mad_Regent]

It’s true tho

[@johnasteadmaniii7635]

😂😂😂

[@williamwinder3466]

@@The_Mad_Regent A whopping 19 ingredients (potatoes, canola oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, natural beef flavor, hydrolyzed wheat, hydrolyzed milk, citric acid, dimethylpolysiloxane, dextrose, sodium acid pyrophosphate, salt, canola oil, corn oil, soybean oil, hydrogenated soybean oil, TBHQ, citric acid, dimethylpolysiloxane) make up McDonald's fries. Their not made of soap

[@elikrz9358]

i don't eat from mcdonalds but i did try some fryes from hesburger their quite gross

[@williamwinder3466]

@@4orca I suppose.

[@themodcritic]

As someone who is in the program, I can confirm this is an accurate description of JROTC

[@JenniferSara1982]

"who's the snitch?" Who's the imposter? "Yeah who we throwing into the cold"?

[@fidoandthecakes4468]

It could be any one of us! It could be YOU! It could be ME! IT COULD EVEN BE- *Fido was not the imposter*

[@zyracc-7]

Finland: Who's the imposter? "Yeah who are we not singing Sakkijarven Polkka with?"

[@madprofitshere531]

1000th like

[@jessicamorton6081]

Doesn’t this remind you of school when you hear that someone ratted the class out when the teacher was gone

[@jaileyferrer8020]

this is so mf accurate. everything was on point and any jrotc kid will say this is true and not exaggerated

[@hunterizbeest2471]

Agreed. Luckily for me in JROTC I get to be the one grading others.

[@FlowWolf7]

The only difference for me was no financial planning and after school activities were voluntary. I was Navy JROTC so might be different

[@noragamigami3005]

Lol my school tried to put me in JROTC and I was like Who!! No! Get me out! I want music! Give me P.E! I’ll even run track anything but that

[@willguillen9402]

FlowWolf7 the difference for me was that we couldn’t choose to talk about anything,we would talk about different types of maps and locating areas based off of meters and supporting groups outside of school and donating and stuff

[@willguillen9402]

Noragami Gami I was kinda dumb and did the rotc class and weight room,exercising in one class and doing it in the next 😤

[@Trinityyy73]

i feel like the snitch one was really a kid was trying to have a conversation with their mom and the mom got pissed so she called the school this is something my mom used to do all the time and she wonders why i dont talk to her that much anymore

[@seangamingyt7880]

I bet your right

[@trexgaming7120]

Probably

[@Trinityyy73]

@@dozmicyt9480 G R A M M A R

[@Trinityyy73]

@@dozmicyt9480 I wrote this at like two in the morning sorry I didn’t put a comma 🙄✋

[@midnyght6397]

@@dozmicyt9480 "u" "ur" If you're going to be a grammar Nazi at least use proper grammar yourself lmao.

[@Auubreygraham]

when the world needed her most she disappeared

[@Maurice_H_Rivers]

"As you were" is what you're supposed to say whenever your instructor calls a wrong command.

[@lilmelon5400]

Now ur tryn to get punched at that point

[@vimvandalism]

We get it, you’re in JROTC.

[@thetigersayswolf7253]

You say that when your instructor gets something wrong? We say it when we fuck up something. If our instructor says stuff wrong they say "as you were" not...us? Unless i read that wrong

[@Maurice_H_Rivers]

@@thetigersayswolf7253 For example if someone says "order arms" instead of "present arms" you are supposed to correct them by saying "as you were". Colonel Kilroy: "Order arms" You: "As you were" Everyone else: *standing at attention while trying to hold a straight face*

[@thetigersayswolf7253]

@@Maurice_H_Rivers only time ive told someome "as you were" is when theyre stuttering or something. So then they repeat it. If i were to call the wrong command i would say "as you were". Thats just my program though. May not be all. Like ive never had someone tell me "as you were" unless i was stuttering

[@kurhanak8482]

Tabbes: *goes to army program* Me: “oh sure that looks like fun” Tabbes: “I don’t think you have the facilities for that bigman.”

[@user-ce1qg8sk1j]

Not a camp

[@sprinklescat394]

Lol

[@catgirl_eva]

I was in Air Force JROTC during my sophomore year and actually enjoyed it. It was pretty much how it was described here. I actually remember one of the last days of the school year, we were removing rank insignia and such from all the turned in uniforms while watching Full Metal Jacket. That was a good day.

[@RisingFlag100]

Obviously didn't take all the lessons to heart.

[@kamsioguegbu3902]

I’m a sophomore and it’s my first year doing Air Force Jrotc

[@zul_thesite6349]

​@@kamsioguegbu3902 how is it? I also have a air force jrotc in my school but i havent joined

[@longiusaescius2537]

@RisingFlag100 I'd say he's an accurate reflection of our Officer Corps

[@SniffinVideos2day]

Full Metal Jacket is an excellent movie but it was not designed to be entertaining for you while you watched it.

[@inoscopedjfk09]

I remember watching this as a 10 year old. 14 year old freshman now and just started ROTC. I love it. It's Army recess.

[@sfoliver]

We need a full version of “Turkey Turkey”

[@TreavyWeavy2024]

Yep

[@Luna-Taxers]

I wanna hear it

[@mr.flyinghigh3078]

We need it

[@Chris-yo9gv]

Yessir

[@Amir-cz1ro]

Turkey Turkey you so fine Turkey Turkey make mine eat with gravy eat with ketchup yee you betcha *Bars*

[@EX0ART]

7:24 this is the level of blood thirst when someone reminds the teacher of homework

[@gpstudios458]

You wonder if the snitch got his ass beat?

[@ass_ignments00]

@@gpstudios458 he better have

[@Keke_Poutri]

We have Military Club in every middle and high school in my country, we call it "Paskibra" They're usually the ones raising the flags whenever there's flag ceremony and independence day event

[@LukSter18998]

Interesting what country is that

[@limmyk4943]

@@LukSter18998 Indonesia its more like scouts

[@dorian4646]

More of a scout thing rather than a military one imo

[@vodka4215]

This is more boy scout. The JROTC equivalent in Indonesia is Taruna school

[@erenjinchuriki]

We don’t have military clubs in Indonesian primary and secondary school. Paskibraka is flag-bearing, patriotic but no military components. It’s a completely different thing. The closest thing we have is at the university level, which is Menwa (student regiment), which is somewhat of a mix between JROTC and ROTC. Taruna Nusantara and other similarly militaristic high schools are more equivalent to military high schools in the US, not JROTC.

[@00RaveRat]

as an JROTC cadet this is very accurate (except joining as a sophomore and freshman kinda have the same meaning and can be promoted just as quickly

[@Emeryy.draftz]

My Class: *_taking a test peacefully_* Random kid in the hall: 4:26 My whole class: the fuc-

[@winter6838]

Haha im that kid

[@user-uw9ye4zk6k]

Haha, considering I’m in JROTC right now makes me laugh. 11 months ago I had no idea what Tabbes was talking about but now I can relate. For me, I only do a mile run for PT Evaluation. Every Friday my colonel (person in charge of the whole class) would make us play a fun game like Ultimate frisbee but with a soccer ball. He lets us have a little session called “Open Mic/Topic Time/Ughhh so many topics”. It’s pretty fun in that class. At my school, they have different uniforms that actually look pretty slick.

[@SevensMarkedSeven]

FR LOL

[@logancrawford5379]

Just wait for real army where ya working 12 hours a day and the CO decides everyone should run five miles under 40 mins every fucking day….

[@willowharia1917]

Same here, I definitely relate to this video a lot more now.

[@Maria-up1yw]

My uniform for JROTC is a grey shirt and blue pants then the belt,socks lol I like it but I also look dumb but also cool

[@EMD_F59PHI]

*Monday: PT* *Tuesday: Regular Education* *Wednesday: PT* *Thursday: Class 1, 2 or ACU Uniform(s)* *(TRIGGERED) FRIDAY: PT AGAIN*

[@lightshadde]

When I was in JROTC everyone was like “why do you want to get yelled at for an hour and run forever?” But like Wes take an open book test that had 10 questions on it and then we’d all watch Russian car wreck videos on the smart board and the next day we flew kites!! It was awesome!

[@aracastillo3402]

Oh my gosh, I flew kites in JROTC too! I'm in AFJROTC so we also got to make small planes and compete with each other to see whose flew further. Im also in the drill team and color guard. And we can get in free to football games and go on free field trips.

[@tovarishchlexykaze3285]

Currently im in my third year of high school in Njrotc and was the decision since freshmen year.

[@Han_Niche]

Damn I wish my school had that program

[@j3wsby]

You see we have mcjrotc

[@justincoltharp9701]

Dont expect the same if you go to actual Rotc

[@paigens0725]

I’m a senior and I’ve been in my 4th year or JROTC. I’ve loved it so much and have had so much fun with it. I’m a company commander this year and it’s been a blast. I’ve made great friends and I’ve learned a lot. I might pursue it in college.

[@carolinerichards2450]

As a JROTC cadet who’s been doing this for three years so far, I can confirm that this is completely true😂 but anyway, I highly recommend the program. It’s already helped me out in so many ways even though I haven’t even graduated. It’s made me so much happier and healthier and I know it’ll definitely help me in the long run!

[@datboi1026]

Carrie Allie Yeah, I’ve been doing it for a bit too and it already has helped me a ton. The people in my battalion are so supportive and it feels like a family, it makes it a lot better when we gotta do something tough cus we just help each other through it. Amazing program tho, and it helps so many people with stuff.

[@kachinayoung3985]

Yep did it all 4 years

[@AIKraG.]

God I hated that class, they wouldn't take it off my schedule. So happy I got out of it.

[@slimesoup7944]

@@AIKraG. bro that class is literally just reccess if you have a good instructor. You go in, do daily still, sit down, talk about nothing for 20 mins, do today's lesson, do nothing for another 20 mins and leave.

[@slimesoup7944]

@Лукас Славянин you can join in any grade. Depending on your school it may be only available to take JROTC 1 (introduction course) during the first semester.

[@Nyx_223_x]

Lol, as in being JROTC I find this hilarious but this stuff is all true

[@zaima9100]

:>

[@CloudyKoon]

Lmao fr, this is hilarious when you've experienced it yourself.

[@jamiehyppolite6133]

Yesss jrotc

[@springhiII]

I’m thinking about doing JROTC is there anything I should know?

[@SuccubusL0VER]

Same

[@brayansanchez1319]

ME: a Jrotc cadet excited, knowing it’s about to be jrotc Tabbes: says jrotc Me: jfjdjeheissok yes.

[@wasubeef372]

Pathetic.

[@nate_storm]

😐

[@williamfoster647]

I'm a cadet corporal in Army JROTC

[@brytonduropan6741]

@BIG PP i dont think rotc is available in the U.S. for those who are not in highschool.

[@ragingumbreon2003]

@@brytonduropan6741 8th graders can join JROTC where i am! I joined last year as a freshman but some schools allow 8th grade to join :)

[@Paintballperson-k2l]

In another universe, Tabbes became a second lieutenant.

[@akisa7865]

The person who snitched the class: Imposter

[@viixaarr]

I saw him vent in electrical

[@gacha.kay1016]

Red is kind sus

[@gabrielamorales1685]

@@viixaarr that's cap, I was in electrical 😂

[@sicklysweettea]

@@gacha.kay1016 nah yellow was chasing white

[@gacha.kay1016]

@@sicklysweettea no I saw red killing blue

[@zotezproductions352]

“Do you just cuddle with people for half an hour a day” Nah I’m good

[@mounne13]

That's the furry club.

[@analixir]

"I'd rather use my free time at school to do absolutely nothing at all." *Sounds like me.*

[@G1urpo]

Sounds like everyone I know

[@gojirafan5437]

S A M E

[@user-eu7zf5vf6i]

✨sAmE✨

[@tinker.belle.501.]

I love Tabbes, her stories, animation, & how she speaks her mind & doesn't give a shit about what others think or say, about her. I also like her Level of Self Esteem or Self Confidence.

[@IoIitas]

ok

[@j.c.1452]

@@IoIitas k

[@kentguiller]

Are you a simp?

[@maxbromet4365]

............

[@Woopwiop]

@@kentguiller e

[@kuraiko-ct8gt]

I reamber my jrotc days, takes me back, loved it i ussualy dont watch this content but this made me love this channel

[@darkkartss2190]

I am also in a military school !!! Well, I am using a translator because English is not my first language yet, I came to this video by chance and understood 40% of it. and oh god. I am attending a military school (of my own free will) it is not a normal course, it is very similar to how you portray it. I got up at 5 am every morning and left school at 5 pm because I was an external regime. Every morning we went through the same thing, it is more difficult for the first year (Children of 13/12 years) since they were the ones who more "executed", "execute" is the way we call the lightening movements (Push-ups , Abs and some other type of torture, put your legs extended at 45 degrees while you are lying on the floor) I was not very good at physical education and I SUFFERED ENOUGH, I can talk about more anecdotes if you want, now I am in my 4th year, the next I can direct the rest of the courses, and force them to do these exercises if they do something wrong. Its beautiful. edit: I did not think that many would like this comment, thanks cadets

[@RestrictedHades]

External regimes and executions? What country do you live in?

[@darkkartss2190]

@@RestrictedHades Well, I don't like to talk about what country I live, because I think that one day some comrade will read the comment, he will know that it was me and I will have a very bad time. But I live in a country south of the globe, below the equator

[@darkkartss2190]

@@RestrictedHades I understood from the first year that the "executions" were necessary since in themselves we were a bad "promotion" (I don't know how they say to the years in the USA / England, for example, the year he graduated in 2017 is the "promotion 17 ") The time I hated them was very short, but I began to understand why, although it ended very badly afterwards xD. It is normal for people to see it as something strange and hard, come on, if you say it to me from 4 years ago, I would too

[@darkkartss2190]

@@RestrictedHades He was only from an external regime because he lived near the base, but there are people who come from other states and spend 4 days there, God, they are strong

[@rxden5591]

I am a young almost middle schooler do you have any tips for when I join this group in highschool

[@Nobody-fc7rg]

i came back here because she released the turkey song.

[@goldennel2349]

Same

[@hibye1681]

Nobody Same

[@Totallydidntmakethisforlang]

yup me too

[@ChernxbylCherrii]

Your not nobody! Your a somebody!

[@Loaf_Pan]

Sameeee

[@reydums]

Students: ha im leaving * high school drop out* Student: *nervous talk* yeah im going back in

[@moongamerxox7127]

😐👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

[@IoIitas]

😐👋🏿👋🏿👋🏿

[@lazy7758]

i had a stroke reading this i think i degraded in iq

[@YejoonSong]

@@lazy7758 if you can't understand the simplest of contexts which op is talking about, then, there is no iq to drop, you'd be below zero already

[@balls5846]

@@YejoonSong No it’s simply that “op” had trash grammar, just like yours. What are you some Reddit kid or something? Because I’ve never seen anyone except Redditors use the term “op”

[@Mabryv]

As a high schooler in a ALL JROTC MILITARY HIGHSCHOOL I can say it’s extremely fun and it trains you to be better

[@carlosforbidden1429]

As a person who was in JROTC for 4 years, and enlisted right after high school. Lets not confuse the two. JROTC isnt a "military" program per se, its a program runned by the school with veterans as instructors. They teach you real shit, like taxes, budgets, first aid, etc. Still tho, its fun all around, from the people, to the roasts by the instructors in class. 10/10

[@mounne13]

Bruh why would you lay your life down for an orange like that?

[@helsreach8954]

So mine its not like the jrotc then

[@eazolan]

@@mounne13 Did you not read a word he said? "They teach you real shit, like taxes, budgets, first aid, etc.". JROTC isn't a military program.

[@Metzaroid]

Wish I had the program at my school.

[@Bard420]

Jrotc at my high school was literally the opposite. People would come up in there and goof around for a few hours, and the actual events were optional. I wish my class had been like yours.