Roasting Your Bikes on Fixie Points (not clickbait)

After five years, I'm ready to roast your bikes again. Fixie Points is the show where you all submit pictures and stories of your bikes for me to brutally roast and arbitrarily award Fixie Points. Us fixed gear riders spend too much time agonizing over every single detail on our bikes to make our bikes as beautiful (or not) as possible. Fixie Points don't matter; they're just for fun. Let the roasting begin!
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[@Adam-js4pr]

Oh we're so back. Just in time as I'm going to finish my build next week. Can't wait to get it roasted.

[@christianvalencia7624]

He really brought fixie points back? 😮

[@theonlyalan731]

Yeah, boi

[@janemf]

yessssss

[@hachikomeek]

couldnt like this comment in fear of breaking the 69th like

[@bebopman5]

"Your money has outgrown your taste" is a bar 🔥

[@tongpocalypse151]

That Thomson post really brings together the lines of the seat tube 🤣

[@w1tnessx]

Carbon is vibration dampening, not always for 'going fast' ive had both a carbon cockpit vs an aluminum one and while you ride dirt you feel a lot less bumps and shock while riding carbon but you also arent sacrificing much stiffness

[@lucius5048]

Yesss finally fixiepoints is backk, pls do more episodes :)

[@dannystarkridesfixed]

Can’t believe it’s been five years already since you stopped it but glad it’s back. Got some good chuckles.

[@Davidesrajohn]

I think the last few Fixie Points back in the day, we could tell your heart wasn't really in it anymore, but this one slaps. Certainly guffawed at a few of these roasts. "The heaviest wheels money can buy." Feels like 2016 baby.

[@tongpocalypse151]

... And it's not that much money (AliExpress) 🤣

[@fral4149]

"Welcome to ZGCN!"

[@zoinked1351]

Can't roast what hasn't been built yet, I'm safe

[@event4216]

Just one month of marriage made Zach wanting to do something out of loop 😊

[@lonelydriver1421]

Go ahead and have fun roasting man, we're here for it!

[@Mr.A_nyc]

That Zack Gallardo bike chain friendship bracelet gets... -69 fixie points.

[@solodolo6018]

When my wife's boyfriend isn't roasting my fixie I prefer Zach to roast it 😩😩

[@TBrownProductions]

Let's gooooo!!!! finally fixie points back! ive been asking for like a year now!

[@ynottony9141]

Honestly I think you should do these type of videos once a month. Super entertaining.

[@slon911]

Can we have one of these videos but with velodrome bikes

[@Osrszombie]

can not wait to complete my zombie fix gear bike, want to see it on your channel getting rosted xdd

[@westonchristmas2645]

Aw shit fixie points, todays a good day

[@isaacheatley7989]

Les go baby gotta send my bike in now

[@clothshorse]

back!!!! awesome. 5:10 so good. 11:48 its all about getting torque for the hills. 14:00 bike is dope.

[@NinTeo2DSXL]

it's been 3,000 years...

[@wallacegrooms7791]

This was fantastic fun! I am so embarrassed of my saved from the road side trash day hi-tensil General 10 speed conversion now. But, it does get ridden pretty hard on a regular basis. Best feature? If it gets stolen the thief would most likely bring it back.

[@EliteSim27]

So glad this has come back!

[@danielphilipnavarro4061]

Been waiting for this

[@Meccanico208]

The small and medium size Aerotracks have a sloping top tube, and there's still about 1" clearance to the curved part of the seat tube with the wheel slammed in the dropouts.

[@Wzded]

"couldnt afford 2 rolls of bar tape" DAYUM....roasted

[@reginaldfowle4586]

I thought he did that to be able to change bars. Can't put bar tape threw a quill stem

[@reginaldfowle4586]

But your roast wad funny lol

[@greasycheeseborgar]

​@@reginaldfowle4586 facts I switch bars alot

[@tensiondechaine]

YES! We've all been waiting for too long. Some nasty ride here

[@GoogleGradschool]

I’m so pumped right now

[@WCIIIReiniger]

I feel like if I send him pictures of my bike he could do a whole 15 minute roast only about one bike. There is so much more going on, than with these simple fixie bikes :)

[@codycody792]

Yoooooooo!!! My favorite video series!!!!

[@tommyofastora]

Let's goooooo! love how Fixie points is essentially a snarky rapid fire bike check I could look at the details on people's bikes for hours & your jokes are too funny.

[@Jaysee2164]

that wabi with knobbies was sick

[@urobos1]

And when we had lost all hope… he brought it back!

[@justkirt4282]

YOOOO, no way, its back. Too bad I didnt submit mine in time for this one

[@thevaultrecordingstudio]

Yes gotta send in my bike!

[@milesthomas1075]

Fixie points! YES!!!!🙌🏾

[@marcinsikora8332]

More Fixie Points Videos!

[@Cliffordm5]

So good! Lol. I am going to have to submit my bike for sure.

[@mitsuki4439]

I hope this fixie points series is still on going when i finish my build soon 😳

[@BeastyBite]

I love the concept of: the richer you are, the more fixie points you get. :D

[@azudash1469]

gold

[@cxf5512]

Zack woke up n chose madness fr

[@dannyhernandez1202]

I just love this, so cool

[@lometatron357]

I love fixie points vids,when is the next one?

[@nayrdrumr]

Oh hell yeah.. gotta send you my bike 😅

[@y8rk158]

lovin fixie points

[@roguecode2354]

nice! fixie points are back

[@baysiderolla]

We’re so back

[@marcelino.i.v]

Zach do my green cannondale track from Chicago

[@cxf5512]

Yap…..This is good

[@channelone422]

Yes

[@christianishima7098]

2:09 state restarted the production omniums and they sell them for 300$+

[@nlwnjn]

Its finally back XD

[@markuskorn4829]

So excited

[@jarperhones5364]

That last bike is… a vibe

[@sterlingpratt4901]

@10:25 Knobby Wabi 🤣

[@Screech9]

Bro when I'm done making my party bike it's over for y'all

[@dannyhernandez1202]

That was so embarrassing...do me, do me

[@feelsuwu]

W fixie points. W blink 182. W Zach

[@Donovangulya]

I can die peacefully now

[@markyquindoza1792]

pleaaaaseee do more

[@risue08]

Your laptop looks like a square cement tile. How would you find it if you leave it on the ground?

[@nova-jo1649]

I just seen blink too on tues!!!

[@theonlyalan731]

I (allegedly) purchased the very last tap water bottle from you (which i can not find as it seems my nephew misplaced it. Because f#ckin' nephews...) so I suppose I need to purchase this as well (and not allow the nephew to take hold of it). Apologies for all the needles parenthetical...

[@RuffneckScarves]

Great vid!

[@nate-city]

I gotta send you mine. 😁

[@standoffmania7213]

please do moree

[@daftkon]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY! FINALLY! THANK YOU!

[@Withtheworst]

My red aero track in the top left corner

[@davidramio]

Winner should get a fixie points sticker 😂

[@assortedexorcist2645]

heavy ass aluminum tri spoke on steel frame

[@lool289]

nice its back :D

[@G_Ozare]

Haha get'em Zach 😂

[@KaydenThegoatinsen]

What straps on that pink camp???😮😮

[@FIXIELATED]

FINALLYYYYYUUU

[@Jimbobstitch]

Why is your camera so good

[@Ptrmrkks]

i think the khs wannabe is a legit frame just the axel to crown on the fork is too tall ... thats why it slopes backwards

[@mstrshkbrnnn1999]

That’s exactly it. It’s my homies bike and he got it as a frame and found that fork and slapped it on.

[@Quill13]

Finally🎉

[@aeoeo]

where do i upload my images 😭

[@Avram1919]

Anyone have recommendations on a nike to buy? Started with a 05' bianchi pista, ready to move on to something newer. Maybe alluminum frame?

[@lancercool1992]

bro no one rides kilo tt?

[@RatiiKnifes]

can you do my build i Got a Nice Dolan Pre cursa All njs parts

[@MaxHeadbroom87]

Don't swifties have bracelets like that? -73 pop culture points

[@MikhaelHausgeist]

On a background are sounds of bicycle hell where ugliest monsters with pedals ripped apart bit by bit with handheld grinder... Noice.😈 No, seriously to be honest we also have such neighbours and in apartment building not a separate hause... And in such moments I also extremely salty.

[@kimrice394]

Monkey poop brown is right! Surly and All city had some awful paint schemes.

[@galenkehler]

Carbon is stronger 💪

[@leebridgwater]

Kapow take that

[@user-td8xg5zc2i]

Leeeesgooooo🎉

[@jamesjenkins8373]

My carbon MTB weighs 37 lbs

[@Orney]

This might be garys fault

[@thebigfish9041]

Hahhahahaha 😅 roast me next

[@Eimrine]

15:13 Look at how Zach is losing 5W for waving his dress

[@Aromapablo]

😂😂😂

[@burningatthetrailhead]

Everything sram does is their fault

[@CryptJeeper]

Bro thinks he's gary

[@alexsch9956]

Naaa he started it way back in the days. I love gary but is "roasting" sucks, Zach's is at least entertaining

[@soka7412]

Can I get one of your fixies I’m to broke to get one myself and I don’t want to wait any longer to ride one🙏🙏

[@rainbowhiker]

Stop saying 'fixie' unless 😤 you're going to make a video saying the community accepts that now 🙂

[@FGIRAFFE]

This bike show is so bad! It only talks about fixed gear bikes! Yoooo! Didn't you hear about the free wheel invention ? No, of course not. You just want to stay fixed, not free. -100 free points. And I also have something else to do like going to cool laser concert show. Arf. Adios.