When God has a plan

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[@ZachStarHimself]

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[@mohammedjafer9265]

We should trust in God as be knows what we do not know as we are limited this video could be problematic for those with weak faith

[@masternobody1896]

zach star can you make quantum computers please. i can be rich

[@masternobody1896]

bro the video is showing thats not how god look like. god is an infinite diamsion being. does not look like human

[@masternobody1896]

and also god does not control the humans. he just give humans free will and humans can do what ever they want. total freedom. freedom universe. all bad things happen cause devil and good things happen cause i dont know. i need ask god

[@masternobody1896]

dang it does feel like we are in game. but game with ultra power graphics runs with atoms instead of computers. dang

[@Wawagirl17]

This is my favorite version of God & Satan ever. What Rom-Com instigating heroes. Who knew we needed to wait 'til the 21st Century for somebody to finally get the portrayals right?

[@tymondabrowski12]

Just saying, "G F Darwin" channel gas a pretty good (also comedic) portrayal as well, worth watching (it's in Polish but has man-written subtitles).

[@andrearaimondi882]

My personal favourite is Stanzi’s but this is top notch as well. In fact, I think Zac and Stanzi should collaborate on the heaven stuff

[@stavik96]

I... I didn't realize the other guy was supposed to be Satan, it makes sense considering the red shirt and all but I honestly thought it was just God having a conversation with some random dude. xD

[@Wawagirl17]

@@stavik96 That's okay, lol. If not for Zach's other videos in which Satan is portrayed the same way, I might not make the connection either.

[@rrich_]

@@stavik96I thought it was j another Angel in heaven and ive watched soo many of his videos now, so don’t worry abt it 😭

[@ayananis4862]

I love the God/Devil sketches thx for another one Zach!

[@lightpropulsionguy]

I know, I want to play the Devil for him, I think I'd make a good Devil, lol.

[@ayananis4862]

​@@lightpropulsionguy Only Zach can balance himself hence he is the only who can simentensoly be God and Devil

[@akir4979]

this is quite ridiculous but i get excited every time i see a god video because i love to show it to my parents. they think its hilarious

[@posadist681]

u have awesome parents

[@michaelstaton1999]

If there was such a thing as a good God I don't think he would have allowed the first sharknado

[@0ffic1alAarOn]

imagine going to a funeral for someone named Margret and then coming home to watch this.

[@bastian894]

god has canon events

[@therealwilldalbey]

You make it really hard not to buy that mug.

[@the_CEO_of_foxes]

There's always a shark tornado movie💀

[@Joshua-uw7wm]

So accurate it's uncanny

[@yamiraguero5541]

God works in mysterious ways

[@johnchessant3012]

I hate it when people say "everything happens for a reason", ergo I love this skit

[@sharkdentures3247]

Other guy - "Oh, OH! I got a suggestion. That bus that she missed because she tripped? Was the SAME bus that blew up & killed Margaret! Creating a little 'cross-continuity & a 'fake-out' that she got lucky'!" God - "I hear your suggestion. . . . . and it is Good."

[@mart-juhaneiskop3133]

our lives are just stories. god is basically a hollywood screenwriter, just better.

[@SCP.343]

I mean 2025 Armageddon is kinda Sharknado 7, right?

[@anonl5877]

This isn't comedy. It's cosmic horror.

[@MTG7921]

“Cause shes part of the family” 💀💀

[@alive527]

Im a simple man. When i see a zach star himself video, i watch and laugh

[@KingMonk01]

Had to buy 17 mugs just to be safe

[@johnnyboy8841]

Whoa whoa whoa keep the Bahamas out of this please cause we already struggling lol😂

[@johnnyboy8841]

Before it actually becomes Gods plans

[@MrValis169]

Please god, we dont need any more sharknados

[@Drgbettle]

I see Zach and God. Am happy

[@jogailajuknelis6943]

The cup tho 💀💀💀

[@jessesleight9631]

Christianity is illogical. So much suffering people for some people to meet, my god.

[@firstnamelastname-cg8jg]

She also was very good co-worker

[@Przemo24]

dutch also had plan

[@benjaminmorris4962]

Love how God just has Satan helping him come up with these plans😂

[@InvertedBread]

My planning My plann

[@whitedblack69]

Make every god ( like Greek gods and Norse gods and so on ) meet the Big G.

[@EskChan19]

As an RPer, that is exactly how it works.

[@dontlookatthis]

These 2 are only slightly less insane than real shippers.

[@yoyo11111whynotmine]

What do you mean? You really underestimate real shippers

[@WibleWobble]

nah they tame as hell compared to real ones

[@drenz1523]

slightly?

[@SkoomaGodDovahkiin666]

>Slightly

[@username8644]

These 2?

[@Abyss777]

as an aspiring author this is exactly how my convo goes with my sister and I discussing worst possible ways to torment my characters. absoluetly love it!

[@aaliyahkishore246]

Are you an aspiring author who is hoping to write a new york times bestseller or something and going to college to study literature or an aspiring author as in a Wattpad writer who writes fanfics of good looking serial killers? Just asking, I'd like to read something of yours.

[@sleekyissleepy]

Same lmao

[@lukelambert78]

i think you meant to say 'character depth'

[@eljefeamericano4308]

This also applies to families in The Sims.

[@Abyss777]

@@aaliyahkishore246 damn thats specific.. No Its not the first option cuz I plan on smth else for my career. writing is a hobby and I do use wattpad NOT for writing fanfics of anyone.. not good looking serial killers or any famous person out there. However, I do write for writing competetions n all to help me for getting a good uni and I enjoy writing anyways. Publishing a novel is something I would love to do and I am working on 3 - 4 stories at the moment (Not sure if they'll come out of drafts) I'm glad you're interested but all the stories I'm working on havn't made it out of drafts YET.

[@divindechild]

They say God has a plan. They never said it was a good plan.

[@jamesgarlick4573]

Everything God makes is good, he says so himself in Genesis!

[@tacoenjoyer8623]

@@jamesgarlick4573Everything I do is good. I wrote it down on a sticky note.

[@gamingcreatesworlddd2425]

Hmm​@@tacoenjoyer8623

[@cocobeans3742]

Omg I say this all the time

[@angryboi595]

@@jamesgarlick4573making diseases was not a good plan

[@hkayakh]

Me: *trying to stop one of God’s plan from happening * God: “Bro it’s a canon event”

[@zhcultivator]

exactly lol

[@WackyrDrago]

Me: nah, im gonna go do my own thing gets fucking smited to death

[@zachbondurant7203]

My wife would never have came to America if it Wasn't for Chinas one child policy, and I wouldn't have met her in Colorado if it weren't for my parents divorce. Truly an awesome plan, it was the only way my wonderful life could have been possible

[@compton_cranchy8922]

….

[@JamborHill]

Gods plan 😊

[@watchpug5225]

I absolutley love the fact that the universe and causality here is so convoluted and complicated that "the only way that it makes sense without breaking the laws of physics" is to have a bunch of completely unrelated things take place and thousands people to die to make a chipotle dipping sauce. It honestly makes too much sense 😂😂

[@95rav]

That's pretty much the theme of Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy.

[@jahcode6132]

The only religious and political satire I've seen that can rival Zach's is South Park. Always appreciate that removed perspective that kinda just pokes fun at everyone without taking a side. It reminds you that no matter what your religious and political affiliation may be to always enjoy life and not take yourself too seriously. Keep up the good work.

[@sixkicksfightertricks949]

South Park has a tendency to forcefully drag things on way too long and gets mind numbing; especially in the later seasons. Zach, darkmatter2525, and especially Mike Judge have much better comedic writing.

[@ZachStarHimself]

wow thank you! As a huge south park fan this made my day.

[@kristopherwilson506]

@@sixkicksfightertricks949 well it's hard to stay on top of the mountain for 20+ years

[@JimSebastianWhittembury]

Amen to that

[@caelwilson]

Waking up to this and laughing so hard I nearly choke on my food is part of God's plan for sure

[@benshiotsu8553]

The iphone 16 would have never come out had you not choked

[@TunaHorns]

@@benshiotsu8553 And the iPhone 16 needs to come out so Michelle and Chris meet up while trying to get the last one in stock witch will make Michelle kill her father resulting in an nuclear war witch is necessary for the success of Martha and Nicolas in meeting at the cinema to watch Sharknado 7 and getting together.

[@theonebman7581]

Something something Chaos Theory can be a bitch sometimes! Now choke harder so that WW3 in 2028 is averted

[@nothingness4068]

Even zach as a joke can make better stories then most professional movie makers right now

[@darkdudironaji]

I wasn't sure how I felt about God's plan. But then I heard about the automatic laundry folder. Now I got to say his plan cannot come soon enough.

[@sebastiandobek8866]

As a Christian, this is way too funny

[@NightShadow_digitalphotography]

As a Jew, I find this funny as well. Especially if you realize this is a very realistic and canon depiction of God.

[@a_person5853]

Lol ikr

[@otarisuxiashvili22]

urnt christian if ur not a catholic (sedevacantist) but even then hes literally blashpeming god and u think thats ok? which would make u heretic and excommunicated from church

[@Snowblind019]

@@otarisuxiashvili22 Catholics aren't Christians, everyone knows that, Catholics are pagans, the Bible does say to not worship a image and yet you worship so many of them and put saints who are humans above God in all things of your life, and you uphold Mary higher than Jesus and say shes a virgin, when the Bible CLEARLY says in Matthew 1:25.... You guys are not Christians, you're pagans who are mixing Christianity with paganism. Also learn to spell, I almost had a stroke reading your comment, your grammar and lack of punctuation and lack of a brain almost killed me.

[@Snowblind019]

@Otari Suziashvilli Wow, how fast were you at deleting your own comment dude, that must be record time, I guess Catholics do feel ashamed when being called out for being fake Christians

[@oscarmarek7746]

You will never know how I got all these likes

[@DipUniversal]

I mean, that is biblically accurate god

[@nopenope6151]

i mean, who cares about russia, but boris and natasha love live, now that is important

[@ethannguyen2754]

Relatable

[@otarisuxiashvili22]

countries are nothing but collection of group of ppl or do u mean the nation state (gov) ? god cares about degenerate state of ... states he wants that state be united with his church .. catholic church

[@ZalamaTheDragonGod]

​@@otarisuxiashvili22 obviously he means the people, not the ones in charge of them

[@elttiks420]

god is really just the scriptwriter to one of those bad movies that make you slap your forehead and sigh comically loud every five minutes

[@Dustyplastic73]

How is Zach’s part-time sketch comedy hustle better written than 95% of full-time youtube comics? He says the things we all think in the most hilarious way possible.

[@TheHighborn]

well we don't know how much he works on these scripts.

[@tc6818]

And better than 99% of SNL's content since before Zach hit puberty.

[@Solidier1]

When God has a plan... You gotta buy that Zach merch. 👍 But seriously go buy the merch.

[@neuralnetwork17]

Kim Kardashian for president - 2024 "Why does anybody even try?"

[@austinwall3085]

So based on this, is life just God and Satan playing Sims?

[@subzero112]

as a Christian my answer is nah more like god and satan writing a movie script together

[@s.m.g.2391]

Telling someone when sh*t happens that it’s all part of god plan is basically telling them that “It’s a canon event, bro.”

[@Trident_Gaming03]

I like how, on top of all the horrible things people think are in their favor, this also implies that none of us have free will

[@ixirion]

You can choose what to have for dinner. In most cases. But mostly no, we dont have :)

[@Fernando_Monroy]

I don’t think that’s what god’s plan is referring to, well not from this video and I don’t know what some in comments mean by god’s plan which is probably like in the video but what I mean by that is the end of times stuff, I’m not religious but I don’t think it’s that hard to understand the idea

[@JACKRIDERPLAYZ]

"And then Margaret gets hit by a BUS!!" 😂

[@seventeen777]

God definitely planned this video

[@GLA888]

Satan being constantly confused and bamboozled by God in these skits kills me 😭😭

[@krensharwhite8363]

My girlfriend's aunt named Margaret (literally that name) just died 2 weeks ago (died in her sleep), and was a mother of 2. My GF didn't take it too well. She and her family are very christian. Me not so much. This video was weirdly on the nose... and I'm very tempted to send it to her. She'd probably break up with me. XD Edit: And I have an ex-gf named Caroline who's fate here I wouldn't be opposed to.

[@arithgutierrez]

God damn, yeah probably shouldnt send it but if you do itll be funny fir everyone not involved.

[@DeathnoteBB]

@@arithgutierrezI mean depending on their sense of humor this could go over well. If it doesn’t well that’s just Zach God’s plan

[@shiaakatsuki7865]

I like how true this can be. Like, assuming that one's 'Fate' is actually predetermined, this must actually be what happened back then. I just love this weave of tangents, especially since it involves potentially millions of lives. Either way, well done. You're doing God's work out here.

[@00JC]

It’s funny how close Zach actually got to explaining how the plot works. I have a theory that God will save him very poetically. 😂

[@dashvash5440]

Immediately thought of Jim Jeffries bit... "Religious people will forgive god for fucking anything. In their mind he does good things. Rainbows. Children’s laughter. Shit like that, right? But when he does bad things like hurricanes, aids, cancer, child molestation, then we just go ‘ah well… god works in mysterious ways’. What type of an excuse is that? What is mysterious about acting like a fucking asshole? That is like the least mysterious activity since the dawn of time!"

[@dancostello4872]

I'm religious but the concept of Satan being the sensitive & reasonable one in this dynamic is hilarious to me 🤣

[@SPEEDYCOW789]

People like to say everything happens for a reason. Nobody ever said it was a good reason, lmao

[@mynameissang]

I like to think the Sharknado producers are now sweating bullets because the pressure is on to really create a banger with 7

[@SilentHotdog28]

Love this skit, How stupid does it sound when people say "don't worry, god has a plan"? It's the worst when a child dies (let's say it's cancer or worse, murder) and then someone says to the parents "god's plan" Like wtf? You're just insulting the parents.

[@agargamer6759]

Wow, God does have a plan for us all!

[@s.m.g.2391]

It’s all part of the canon event, bro. - God

[@MorbidGrizzly14]

Was just thinking about how God is awesome in your videos, then this drops, which further confirms God is a total bro who has a plan.

[@Nicolasgusso]

As always... God is a total bro XD

[@6th_Army]

"Explosive diarrhea while exchanging her wedding vows" Funniest thing from this legend.

[@lazyken6468]

God’s making canon events😂

[@swindswinds3387]

God: if I had not made this world as terrible as it is Zach would never have made this video as laughable as it is Satan: Yeah...otherwise he... God and satan together: Wouldn't get that much like on his video PERFECT PLAN

[@gwblueberry]

I just said "I wish I wasn't subscribed to this guy so I could feel the satisfaction of subscribing again" but I was never subscribed so I got to do it for the first time today

[@lexdeobesean]

Thanks to the tsunami in 2005 I managed to get an amazing discount on those limited edition chocolates which were coincidentally the favourite of this chick I got lucky with a month later, then broke up with and my rebound is now my wife.

[@443MoneyTrees]

I’d like to imagine god writing Zach star himself writing about himself writing something. He’s like, “Oh yeah, I’ll include that recent talk I had with satan.”

[@oskarimanninen4139]

Taco Bell>therapy 100%

[@Conta_Minated]

Even the universes with no life, there still somehow exists Sharknado 1-6.

[@Serhii_Diemientieiev]

The thing people don't realize is the plan is not always good

[@timtheskeptic1147]

Yeah, we all seen Game of Thrones.

[@nosajimiki5885]

The thing people don't realize is that the plan is not always good... for you...

[@DeathnoteBB]

Well if God exists, that’s a weird goal for God to have.

[@theidpboi6205]

Zac should honestly become a writer. He hits you in all the feels, man. My funny bone is in the ICU right now.

[@layk]

If God is all powerful, he can't be all good. But all drunk? Yep

[@whothefrickareyou8106]

If god exists he probably thinks of us as ants. He doesnt see us as living and so plays with our lives

[@allergy5634]

If it wasn’t for the holocaust, my great grandparents would never have escaped to Israel and later the US and met and fell in love. God truly has a plan 😂.

[@TexMeta]

If I don't order this merch, how else will the FedEx truck get close enough to run me over?

[@The_preserver_x16]

This is actually biblically accurate cuz the devil realized doesn’t do much besides small things and advising God like in Job.

[@neildalessandro8196]

Satan didn't advise God. He made a bet that he could get Job to curse God if he brought disaster to his life. Even through all his agony and his valid complaints, though, Job never ended up doing that.

[@timothyvenable3336]

As funny as this is, I feel like Zach has some real beef with God he needs to work out 😅😅😅

[@m.s.9744]

I checked every conceivable universe; by hand😂😂😂

[@earthboundisawsome]

This is like reverse engineering the butterfly effect to the point of being a fever dream

[@jaidenkulawiec49]

This is some Final Destination shit right here

[@thematiasmadness7010]

So god is a fanfiction writer

[@GZilla311]

… that kinda tracks tbh.

[@flamo2666]

i mean, yeah

[@ego5809]

Now I can see the whole universe with a new perspective 🙏😇

[@ShiningDarknes]

Flawless portrayal of the mental gymnastics that you have to just not do to say someone dying was a "part of God's plan" instead of accepting that, maybe, sometimes people just die for no real reason (other than the obvious thing that killed them). Remember, all those kids suffering from cancer to die before adulthood or the 1% (a staggeringly high number when you think about it) of babies born with genes that translate to "sorry, your lungs and/or heart are just not going to develop correctly so you were doomed at conception" are all just part of God's plan.

[@xaviaxs]

that is just god helping with overpopulation

[@SomniiLinn]

That's how all writers come up with a plan aka plot

[@idaniluz652]

If Kamila doesn't go through bureaucracy hell in order to get her food stamps, how would Brad and Zeke find out that they were gay for each other the entire time? There's absolutely no other way.

[@Nimboi]

I need to know the rest of this plotline

[@SealyTheSeal]

hello! just a random person on the internet, but just wanted to say i had a friend die from cancer, and that this video made my day. i'd like to think that her death was part of god's plan too hahaha

[@ken_kaniff246]

Im surprised ppl say someone was taken too soon because it's God's plan so weren't they taken right on time?

[@Onio_362]

God has a plan? Nah, he's playing a fucking game!

[@redfatseal2407]

Bro took "it's a canon event" to the next level

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

Now I can tell myself that whenever something goes poorly for me, someone else is benefitting.

[@bucketofsunshine6366]

And aren't you glad you went through that horrible pain so that Kristen and Jasper could meet, fall in love, have 3 children, then Jasper falls off a cliff to die slowly on the rocks below, because the real plan was to meet Christopher at the grocery store in Kalamazoo, where she never would have gone if Jasper had been alive and you, a completely unrelated person, hadn’t suffered greatly? Gosh, God's plan really is something.

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

@@bucketofsunshine6366, yeah, congratulations to Christopher! We’ll throw a ghost party for him when he dies so that his step-son will be able to see that flamingo in Guatemala.

[@valeriucb6497]

4:38 WHAT Me watching from Moldova...I had to double take 😂

[@NM-wy6yn]

MOLDOVA MENTIONED 🦅🦅🦅🦅

[@valeriucb6497]

@@NM-wy6yn HELL YEAH

[@NM-wy6yn]

@@valeriucb6497 MOLDOVA #1

[@julijajosifov7004]

When someone says "Everything happens for a reason" this is what i think

[@vedritmathias9193]

Is God writing his plans for actual people, or a daytime soap opera?

[@ElswordKcINC]

When a baby gets yeeted by a gorilla falls in a beehive, SURVIVES!!! Gets cancer, loses a leg, drowns, then eats a Lego piece and dies. All part of gods plan

[@tc6818]

All of that needed to happen just so _____________ would be invented. Alright people, fill in the blank.

[@Firnienarya]

Here when the video was 40 seconds old let's goooo!!!!!

[@_abdul]

My God decided to Mess up with my left Earbuds for some "reason" whatever that means 💀

[@brainybunny13]

Lol this is just like me playing sims. Same thiught process and everything. Being in control of life is really fun. 😂

[@ReaIHuman]

Me arguing with my last 2 brain cell's on how to justify committing another genocide.

[@sriramn1809]

People have free will Also god has a plan Use whichever suits the argument

[@Dr._Bo]

So Drake was right all along...