"You are digging yourself in a hole and it's not hers. " I'm dying!
@brightappiah63274 жыл бұрын
I'm dying😂😂😂😂
@Mastrivy3 жыл бұрын
Me too
@sirbughunter3 жыл бұрын
Best joke from the video. 😂
@tuxedocatii64214 жыл бұрын
"After God made you, he became an atheist" Ouch. I got secondhand burns from that roast
@loplopdoosderachter92874 жыл бұрын
best quote ever
@Cloiss_4 жыл бұрын
"I'm an atheist, but when God sends me to hell, I want him to hesitate." -Technothepig 2020
@jaybingham37113 жыл бұрын
Tech-nuh-cully...as The Prime Mover, God is an atheist by definition
@haph20873 жыл бұрын
@@Cloiss_ I watched that video like 10 minutes ago, lol.
@captainkasper29813 жыл бұрын
@@jaybingham3711 he believes in himself
@deshawn_magana3 жыл бұрын
"you have a personality that could dry up water" LOL, DUDE, THIS LINE HIT DIFF
@jasonreed75223 жыл бұрын
That took a moment to process, just beyond devastating
@theknightstemplar84183 жыл бұрын
It's especially impressive since water can't be wet.
@santosdr23 жыл бұрын
YEah dude laying the compliments down heavy. He is saying he is so hot. water evaporates and shit.
@randomname35353 жыл бұрын
@@santosdr2 lol
@moistnugget41472 жыл бұрын
I liked the God becoming an atheist one
@alexchristensen95374 жыл бұрын
“If your brain is getting signals that’s a win for me” “Well that was mean”
@Vaedyx3 жыл бұрын
Literally read this as it played in the vid 😂
@lolicek48632 жыл бұрын
That one really cracked me up :D
@lorisschirar66804 жыл бұрын
« If I had to describe you with a Greek letter, it’d be lowercase lambda » Ouch.
@abcxyz42074 жыл бұрын
I don’t get it, λ is awesome
@lorisschirar66804 жыл бұрын
@@abcxyz4207 I see we're on the same wavelength about this
@SuperDuperPooperScooper43214 жыл бұрын
@@abcxyz4207 lambda is basically the zero of letters in mathematical languages. The same way that adding 0 gives the same value, adding lambda to a string returns the same string. So I saw it as him calling "Chad" a zero
@abcxyz42074 жыл бұрын
@@SuperDuperPooperScooper4321 I have never heard about this even though I had 4 pure maths courses at university
@SuperDuperPooperScooper43214 жыл бұрын
@@abcxyz4207 I learned about it in my theory of algorithms class where we basically learned the building blocks to creating a turing machine.
@grahamsell38634 жыл бұрын
Why are these sketches so good lmao
@kotonyahi4 жыл бұрын
Cause he’s got another channel with >mln subs
@egi__lyricsadder55454 жыл бұрын
I dont understand either.
@sdstuff49374 жыл бұрын
IKR
@Jacob-ABCXYZ3 жыл бұрын
Because he's funny
@ceilinglight14133 жыл бұрын
Plot twist : Chad falls in love with him
@Artaresto4 жыл бұрын
"Except foreplay" I died
@zvezdanzvezdov15304 жыл бұрын
2:27 "We both know it was, like, two and a half minutes ago right outside that door." The delivery of this specific line was, in my opinion, the best. The overall skit was great too.
@user-ob1nm7lt2w2 жыл бұрын
He's right to it was literally 2:30
@WungoBungo4 жыл бұрын
Idk why this was recommended to me but goddamn this material is tight. Its like great stand up, the joke structure and timing is just right there.
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Thanks man!
@codybear58403 жыл бұрын
You could say it's Magic=Timing + ??? yada yada yada and Profit
@christinahoneycutt89223 жыл бұрын
"This material is tight" do you watch Ryan George?
@jenniferpust2 жыл бұрын
@@christinahoneycutt8922 Although I'm sure this video was a bit harder than super easy, barely an inconvenience.
@foxboymonster76412 жыл бұрын
Wow wow wow wow
@retroforager4 жыл бұрын
"you're digging yourself into a hole. and it's not hers." my guy where have you been hiding all this talent good lord.
@blesco114 жыл бұрын
“You’re a libra...No way me too” Way too on the head 🤣
@arwensperry64634 жыл бұрын
"Two and a half minutes ago, right outside that door" *checks how long into the video I am* *is **2:33* dang
@ooferrell3 жыл бұрын
Lol wow
@marin57924 жыл бұрын
Zach just made this video to show off his guns
@bebanxd10744 жыл бұрын
totally
@alicebloomfield42953 жыл бұрын
"I'd rather watch you name an element, that would be ten times funnier" I'M DEAD
@pileoweirdness2 жыл бұрын
He would 100% say “copper” Other guy: “I’m surprised you know what copper IS, but that’s wrong”
@Bread-O5-32 жыл бұрын
Silicon
@Aquilenne Жыл бұрын
@@pileoweirdness Might also not understand that it's chemistry and say "Wood"
@Speak22wastaken Жыл бұрын
I can name six elements. Fire, ice, lightning, earth, water, and green
@danbo42634 жыл бұрын
"When bread sees you it goes 'Aw, bummer'" needs a highlight
@Cobras71114 жыл бұрын
“After God made you he became an atheist” legendary
@slickl96084 жыл бұрын
Why does a science guy have such funny sketches lol
@allianyt3 жыл бұрын
"You got a personaility that can dry up water" OUCH! That burns.
@Speak22wastaken Жыл бұрын
Dry joke
@P4rz1va13 жыл бұрын
I'm stealing that "after god made you" line. That was gold.
@qui-gonjinn33222 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@1dr_wall7694 жыл бұрын
The script for this sketch is so good 😂 I actually laughed out loud instead of doing the lil nose exhale thing
@randomperson27772 жыл бұрын
“If your brain is receiving signals, imma call that a win” “…Well that’s mean” 💀
@TheXenoBrosMC4 жыл бұрын
“Strong profanity (like the f-word) used during the beginning of the video” banned Zach: does it anyway 😎
@ChrisSutherlandPhys4 жыл бұрын
You know a thing or two about being a frat guy dont you Zach
@rodrigo-vl7bi4 жыл бұрын
if i had to describe you with a greek letter it would be lower case lambda OMG
@rodrigo-vl7bi4 жыл бұрын
I got a heart from Zach, I can die in peace now
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Here's a comment too ;)
@kruksog3 жыл бұрын
Why is that so funny? I had to pause the video because I couldn't breathe for a moment.
@PapaFlammy694 жыл бұрын
:D
@smoshfann244 жыл бұрын
Get out of here, flammy
@T3WI4 жыл бұрын
That’s my dad!
@isaacjohnson87523 жыл бұрын
@@T3WI that’s daddy to you!
@iamsauras4 жыл бұрын
Last time I was this early, there was a ladder. :P
@forktotheoeil4 жыл бұрын
this made me laugh so frikin hard
@iamsauras4 жыл бұрын
@@forktotheoeil 😝 Haha, glad someone noticed. I've seen that video like 20 times. This person is so talented. It is unfair for someone to have all these qualities.
@4inaftermath4544 жыл бұрын
i don't get it "SOS"
@Lulu-fn4jc3 жыл бұрын
@@4inaftermath454 It's a joke from another one of Zach's videos. The video is called "If people talked in class the way they do online".
@4inaftermath4543 жыл бұрын
@@Lulu-fn4jc 👍 going to look it up
@socha90844 жыл бұрын
And that kids, is how I met your mother.
@zhangalex7344 жыл бұрын
Did he just make a 5 minute "I'm your dad" joke? Respect man.
@shazieshaz71163 жыл бұрын
That ‘what are you doing here’ was so accurate to the real show looool quality content
@LeBeanie4 жыл бұрын
“God made you and then became an Atheist”
@nickamonyt14363 жыл бұрын
The best detail is how Zach pulls that 2 and a half minute line at the two and a half minute mark
@alexandra21m584 жыл бұрын
damn you are a smart writer ahaha feels like I’m becoming more and more equipped with comebacks after I watch your vids
@georgelyle61653 жыл бұрын
"After god made you he became an atheist" was probably one of the best insults of all time
@geisaune7938 ай бұрын
This channel reminds me of comedy sketch channels from like ‘09-‘14 lol. It’s the same kind of comedy too
@powderedphantom5765 Жыл бұрын
I love that he's not even critizing him for being an asshole just for not being efficient
@omigator4 жыл бұрын
I've a strong feeling that you're going to be popular soon
@akiyachef_52133 жыл бұрын
“Except foreplay….never been my thing” This is the truest shit I’ve ever heard🤣🤣
@sarasunshinemt44442 жыл бұрын
"And that, kids, is how I met your mother" 🤣
@TPDTHEPUBLICDOMAIN11 ай бұрын
"You are digging yourself in a hole and it's not hers." lmao
@duderyandude95153 жыл бұрын
4:05 “After God made you, he became an atheist!” Zack is the king of the outrageous one-liner.
@johnchristian77884 жыл бұрын
How to be Chad: Tell your intentions!
@snes093 жыл бұрын
"You got a personality that could dry up water" lmao
@Speak22wastaken Жыл бұрын
That line was so dry
@headwrinkle98963 жыл бұрын
That was Legen- wait for it because I'm lactose intolerant- dary!
@truerthanyouknow94563 жыл бұрын
"Chad is lying. We both know..." Hahahaha
@qianweijia14 жыл бұрын
This video should be titled: To roast a frat guy
@JJ-18663 жыл бұрын
4:33 love the bloodhound gang reference lmao
@ragingmonkeycritic3 жыл бұрын
"After god created you he became an atheist" is my new favourite insult
@sudarshchaturvedi70114 жыл бұрын
Best impression of Chris Hansen!!
@KingCodd2 жыл бұрын
Did not expect the how I met your mother at the end i just burst out laughing
@the_jingo3 жыл бұрын
“After god made you he became atheist” I’m keeping that line that’s just so perfect
@Adam-pv4qn4 жыл бұрын
This is proabably the most underrated channel on KZbin today, and I'm not exaggerating.
@Asgardians3t3 жыл бұрын
AHHAHAHAHAHAH THIS IS THE GENIUS!!! THE BEST LINE "AFTER GOD MADE YOU, HE BECAME AN ATHEIST" AHHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJ
@jaimereynolds39143 жыл бұрын
"After God made you he became an atheist" totally gonna steal that
@REEbott862 жыл бұрын
This is by far my favourite sketch of yours
@FrauWilhelmKlink11 ай бұрын
"Down and dirty like they do on the Discovery Channel" had me rolling🤣
@x0cx1024 жыл бұрын
holy crap I first watched this like a week ago and only yesterday watched a moiscritikal twitch stream viewing of to catch a predator and now I understood what this whole sketch was based on. nice
@amyhoard12223 жыл бұрын
It was a great show to remind people how stupid some people are. I used to watch To Catch a Predator solely to laugh at the excuses the guys gave.
@morkovija4 жыл бұрын
no regrets on watching this fine piece of art!
@NaudVanDalen3 жыл бұрын
Your channel is criminally underrated. It's so good!
@NaudVanDalen3 жыл бұрын
It's rare when a video makes me actually laugh out loud, but you did it.
@Aatell7643 жыл бұрын
Man I love your style of humor reminds me of my old job we'd joke around with the same approach to comedy.
@98reivax3 жыл бұрын
4:27 I'm actually lucky I married to the best friend with doble watermelon sized fun bags lmao
@emival33353 жыл бұрын
“Got a personality that can dry up water” Oooh that’s a good burn
@strumsyy91503 жыл бұрын
"If you have anything else to say by all means.. keep that shit to yourself. I'm tryna make a dinner res in 30."
@jay.mona.314 жыл бұрын
Omg the "How I met your mother" reference was priceless 🤣❤️
@NotHPotter4 жыл бұрын
So how far does "Yeah, I've got a KZbin channel" get you?
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Historically speaking, not very.
@awesokestephen34944 жыл бұрын
@@ZachStarHimself lmao historically speaking
@تَرَدُّدْ-ي4ل3 жыл бұрын
all these engineers suppressed comedic talent
@jop21943 жыл бұрын
This guys is too good please keep it up👍🏽😂
@jaredrobinson70713 жыл бұрын
"After god made you he became an atheist." lol
@_abdul4 жыл бұрын
With those Puch lines up my sleeves, I feel like an Uppercase Omega.
@billyjoseph97584 жыл бұрын
This is just like that one show To Catch a Predator with Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC
@Gidgyz0rs3 жыл бұрын
"You are digging yourself into a hole... And it's not hers." That burn was so hot that I felt it.
@christyfreeman58583 жыл бұрын
This vid had some of the best burns I heard in a long time
@stephendonovan90844 жыл бұрын
God man, this second channel is gold. Great job!
@Aaron.Reichert4 жыл бұрын
"After God made you, he became an atheist" I wasn't ready for that one! Gold!
@jameshusentoff29534 жыл бұрын
I know this is going to be hilarious
@Berserker3624 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for episode two on to catch a frat boy it’s a banger honestly
@JonnesTT3 жыл бұрын
The roasts of this video are legendary.
@isabelsternberg74863 жыл бұрын
The twist at the end there
@Quotenbrtchen4 жыл бұрын
This was legit one of your funniest videos to date.
@AyushKumar-ij2xd4 жыл бұрын
jesus this guy is going on another level
@ruby60053 жыл бұрын
"when bread sees tou, it goes 'aw bummer'"
@andrewdalbec1239 Жыл бұрын
Bro this comedy is something
@JoyaLewisTheMusician3 жыл бұрын
“You got a personality that could dry up water” Omg 😂😂
@Speak22wastaken Жыл бұрын
Driest line ever
@brandongrazioso3 жыл бұрын
A far better ending than the actual How I Met Your Mother
@DeemIsTaken5 ай бұрын
0:41 I SO THOUGHT HE WAS GONNA SAY CUPCAKE
@low-keymalicious84233 жыл бұрын
This sketch is cute, built good
@Kodiakhunter3 жыл бұрын
“When BREAD sees you it goes: ‘oh bummer”
@Glynniatures3 жыл бұрын
perfect chris hansen impression
@anonimanonim2710 Жыл бұрын
Why did I think of "To catch a thief"(1955) with Carry Grant? (great movie btw)
@agent-333 жыл бұрын
"After God made you, he became an atheist." that's really good.
@jcking25893 жыл бұрын
Lmao that first name forget bit had me crying, I’ve been there bro😭😭
@kavishrajnandanshukla35724 жыл бұрын
Was that Barney Stinson telling the story to his kids?
@officialdeadendgames3 жыл бұрын
If someone made a top 10 list of roasts, the ones from this video would be at least half.
@SamuelSantos_3 жыл бұрын
‘After God made you he became an atheist’ LMAOOOO
@vampbie553 жыл бұрын
The "what are we doing" 💀💀
@tomonsterheard4 жыл бұрын
Nice allusion “let’s do it like they do on the discovery channel” hahaha That “if I can describe you in one word” was a good one too haha
@michaelhirschbuhl18234 жыл бұрын
So glad I found this channel before it blows up
@Dmc805 Жыл бұрын
Lamda Lamda Lamda get All the POON
@MCLMisty3 жыл бұрын
Omg the video hasn't even begun and I'm laughing my ass off at the title. I fucking love this guy