"i'm not defending it, i'm explaining it" "don't see the difference" when someone's desparately trynna win an argument
@dragon-xt4vw3 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure that's just what most internet goers are wired to think when someone we don't like tries to defend themselves. If it's someone they like, they're just getting the truth out. If it's someone they don't like, any explanation is a power play designed to work for their own benefit, since that's all explanations do anyway, apparently. I really wish I didn't do this too, but it's a heuristic that makes simple decisions easier, even though it has no place in serious conversations. "I'm not hurting him. It was just a movie!" "Reeal convenient that you just happened to be shooting a movie while you were hurting Keanu Reeves. Obviously you're just saying that to avoid losing fans. It's too perfectly designed to cover your actions to not be fabricated. You're despicable, at least own up to it."
@firstnamelastname87903 жыл бұрын
truee LOL
@manjoumethunder62823 жыл бұрын
@@Laplace3060 a realy shitty bot
@krizonaa35883 жыл бұрын
@@manjoumethunder6282 what did it say???? was it the instagram hacker bot
@thedestroyasystem3 жыл бұрын
@@krizonaa3588 probably lol
@MU.2004 жыл бұрын
accurate and funny (and sad), well done!
@morkovija4 жыл бұрын
this is so true it hurts
@dovahsblight76773 жыл бұрын
You've earned another sub with this video
@sakurasensations47862 жыл бұрын
This is why I’m never using Twitter. That app is a plague.
@Juju29272 жыл бұрын
Context doesn't matter. Views does.
@deleteduser34552 жыл бұрын
“Kyle did nothing wrong” ayeeee
@Duke-bt9mj3 жыл бұрын
3:21 -3:24 Cancel zach doesn't need context
@pedrolopez49102 жыл бұрын
I hate this personification of twitter
@ForgottenHero4 жыл бұрын
This is very true, especially on Twitter.
@hybmnzz26584 жыл бұрын
Twitter is lowest IQ platform with shitty "drama" and arguments that offend every logical fallacy.
@spookywizard49803 жыл бұрын
Can we ban twitter? It's garbage and does more harm than good
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
@@spookywizard4980 no
@theparrot65163 жыл бұрын
@@spookywizard4980 let them be so that they can stay on Twitter. Tiktokers alr invaded KZbin.
@devenb12183 жыл бұрын
More so in the News
@ChrisSutherlandPhys4 жыл бұрын
Here before Zach gets cancelled for something he never said in a group chat 10 years ago
@realdragon3 жыл бұрын
Well he said poor people are lazy at 0:22
@TabooGroundhog3 жыл бұрын
2:38
@H341HER_D_K32 жыл бұрын
SAMEEEEEEEEE
@TotallyNotLamePianist2 жыл бұрын
Me to 😃
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
@@realdragon bro your comment contains the words "poor people are lazy" i cant beleive youre defending him
@neurofiedyamato87633 жыл бұрын
Man I couldn't laugh because this is so common nowadays that it is actually depressing.
@MASHo19923 жыл бұрын
The out of context is the one that annoys me the most.
@MGSVxBreakpoint3 жыл бұрын
Neil Postman described this as the ‘Peekaboo world‘
@gamerwolf33922 жыл бұрын
Did you just say you laugh because depressing is so common nowadays your cancel Btw this is a joke
@EthanMastercrafter2 жыл бұрын
@@gamerwolf3392 oh look its a twitter user This is also a joke
@interfurr2 жыл бұрын
rip
@gsjxbxbxhdhs53524 жыл бұрын
Kyle is the oatmeal joker
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Society and flavor abandoned him
@shadowling777773 жыл бұрын
@@ZachStarHimself You get what you fuckin deserve!
@priyanshugoel30303 жыл бұрын
A cereal killer.
@eatyourcereal47473 жыл бұрын
@@priyanshugoel3030 ayy wtf dude
@spb11794 жыл бұрын
Now I have to find “animal cruelty is good thing” now. Good job at making your watch time go up lol! This was definitely one of my favorite skits you’ve done.
@spb11794 жыл бұрын
Ha found it. 2:34
@smayansahu10703 жыл бұрын
@evrit langston “animal cruelty is a good thing” - evrit langston
@Hardjosh2 жыл бұрын
Ima trim the screenshot of this comment and put your name in it. LOL
@TheTechyGamer2 жыл бұрын
What??? You think animal cruelty is a good thing?
@forsell06082 жыл бұрын
2:36
@johnseder78403 жыл бұрын
"John Wick? Really?" "No, Keanu Reeves!" This is the exact moment that I lost my shit
@FranciumBoron3 жыл бұрын
"Boy, have you lost your damn shit? 'Cause I'll help you find it!" It's right over there, by the TV.
@Yash-wm1nj2 жыл бұрын
Please take your time to properly recollect your shit. ❤️
@buca1172 жыл бұрын
Funny. That was also the exact moment Wick lost his dog.
@killthepolicenamekillthepo79482 жыл бұрын
I'm happy it happened to that school lol
@Hollow__Heart Жыл бұрын
Did you find it later?
@inigo87403 жыл бұрын
2:48 If he likes oat meal he isn't killing any cereal.
@AsheTheFox3 жыл бұрын
I hate you take my like
@jared45752 жыл бұрын
I was thinking the same thing! LOL
@codybear58402 жыл бұрын
Technically Oatmeal is a Cereal. Hi I'm the fun nazi ;P
@eragon782 жыл бұрын
@SniperShiv It actually is. Cereal refers to any grain used for food. Google Definition: "a grain used for food, such as wheat, oats, or corn." its not the Cereal people usually think of as in the breakfast food you eat with milk usually. But that isnt the only definition of Cereal and its actually derived from the definition of using grains for food since breakfast cereals are usually grain based foods.
@Malkontent10032 жыл бұрын
@@eragon78 Dude, your name makes me happy. And you're entirely right, btw, oatmeal IS cereal, and in my opinion it's the best kind. But yeah. Atra esterni ono thelduin. Yes, I'm a nerd, and yes, I'm speaking first, because you're clearly higher-ranking than I am here.
@Byvenic3 жыл бұрын
"Man you totally took that out of context." I cackled so loudly I scared my parrot.
@signalfound46413 жыл бұрын
Is de parrot good
@Byvenic3 жыл бұрын
@@signalfound4641 Only when she wants something.
@mehiamawesome06092 жыл бұрын
@@Byvenic LOL
@NinjaBray2 жыл бұрын
@@Byvenic That's is every pet.
@milkypickle96542 жыл бұрын
@@NinjaBray that's is right
@BullCheatFR3 жыл бұрын
Maybe this is actually a good way to tell people why they should think before they retweet?
@viperstriker47283 жыл бұрын
Unless that thought ends with them deleting the twitter account instead of retweeting, it won't help.
@studiesstudent35432 жыл бұрын
@@viperstriker4728 better take their phone real quick the moment they gonna delete it , retweet and then give it back , nd let them do that delete shit
@NyxNovaStar2 жыл бұрын
Naw people like this can't be reasoned with. They will make up some excuse as to why this video is inaccurate and not how they are.
@theapexsurvivor95382 жыл бұрын
@@NyxNovaStar and they'll compare you to Hitler while getting you fired from your job if you even try to reason with them.
@user_27932 жыл бұрын
Leave Twitter Be happy 👍
@caladbolg86664 жыл бұрын
Animal cruelty is okay?! You monster! I literally got ptsd from this.
@carolinacm59303 жыл бұрын
**trigger alert**
@bailey25172 жыл бұрын
I'm LiTeRaLlY sHaKiNg
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
do you know that people DIE from these
@bailey25172 жыл бұрын
@@Qaptyl from what??
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
@@bailey2517 animarl cruelty and your malki g JOKES about it? wjen people DIE from it??? how dare ypu j o k e
@ammyvl13 жыл бұрын
I can't believe Zach thinks that animal cruelty is a good thing
@no-one-12 жыл бұрын
“-animal cruelty is a good thing” -Edwin, 2021
@mango111192 жыл бұрын
"literally shaking rn"
@DarthLolly2 жыл бұрын
@@mango11119 You are literally not.
@Queue36122 жыл бұрын
"Never argue with stupid people. They will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience"
@arwensperry64634 жыл бұрын
The end though. It's so accurate it hurts. 😂😂😂
@kevinmencer37822 жыл бұрын
Hypocrisy is a b****.
@How2Helper20134 жыл бұрын
I don't know how you come with with script for these skits, but they are downright HILARIOUS. Legit had me rolling!
@kiranaun95932 жыл бұрын
He doesn't need scripts, you can just spend like 10 seconds on twitter and absorb all of this immediately
@avikrish714 жыл бұрын
Zach you have no idea who I am but thank you sm for diversifying your content this is hilarious
@nadiyayasmeen39284 жыл бұрын
"Well, I said that and I'm in the comments" LOL
@x0cx1023 жыл бұрын
"i like plain oatmeal" "that's the sign of a future serial killer"
@yogeshpipada44203 жыл бұрын
Cereal killer 😏
@darkcat65303 жыл бұрын
@@yogeshpipada4420 hold your hands behind ur back and come with me
@yogeshpipada44203 жыл бұрын
@@darkcat6530 😂😂😂
@darkcat65303 жыл бұрын
@@yogeshpipada4420 and now buddy u have officialy gone too far i will have to use excessive forces
@PapaFlammy694 жыл бұрын
:DDD
@albertmozart60863 жыл бұрын
It's Daddy Flammy.
@albertmozart60862 жыл бұрын
@Wev Yes, king.
@TylerDunphy3 жыл бұрын
you see this crap all the time in politics. THIS PERSON SAID THIS!!! I find the whole thing, and sure enough they took it right out of the middle of a sentence, or they took out the surrounding parts of an obvious joke.
@pauloazuela84883 жыл бұрын
Oh my freaking god, I was actually finding this kind of shit. Thanks for explaining it.
@computerdores2 жыл бұрын
i feel this so hard every FUCKING TIME I start an argument people start forgetting how logic works. it hurts
@no-one-12 жыл бұрын
“i feel it so hard every FUCKING TIME” -Computerdores, 2022
@neilkurzman49072 жыл бұрын
They didn’t forget how logic works, they never knew. And don’t actually care.
@_Cragon_10 ай бұрын
@@no-one-1”it hurts”
@AidanRampair3 жыл бұрын
"did you hear about Justin saying the n word" "isn't he black?" "i told you i dont see race"
@sungod97973 жыл бұрын
2:53 “Cereal Killer” is the pun you’re looking for lol
@ProdByAngus2 жыл бұрын
Mmmmm-mmmm, damn right I am
@NikeAirJordanGabes4 жыл бұрын
This video is technically PG-13 because he said the f-word once, and did not finish it at the end.
@younglepa4 жыл бұрын
Love your humor man keep making these!
@greenstonegecko2 жыл бұрын
"Someone can only have so many tasteless meals before they snap!" I cracked up
@whatsawhizzerwebnovels49273 жыл бұрын
"Animal Cruelty is a good thing." As soon as I heard him say that, I actually thought he should record that and play it to himself out of context so he gets it.
@motherfuckingenterprises74362 жыл бұрын
He wouldn't get it, "iTs toTaLlY DifffErenT!"
@RayMak2 жыл бұрын
The news anchor was right
@stephanie46982 жыл бұрын
REEEEEEE!!!
@Qaptyl2 жыл бұрын
HOW COULD YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
@clayel12 жыл бұрын
O_o
@thecertifiedpiney2 жыл бұрын
I generally dislike things like this just because Twitter annoys the hell out of me, but this has to be one of my favorite of your videos, like I wish I could “like” it twice! 😁
@maximilianbur25604 жыл бұрын
man this reminds me of watching tv (except this is so funny)
@TheDrizzle4043 жыл бұрын
3:01 Modern journalism in a nutshell.
@the0glitter4 жыл бұрын
2:36 Cathy Newman vibes
@whitneysmiltank4 жыл бұрын
So you're saying you hate women?
@Dark_Peace3 жыл бұрын
Hail Lobster
@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley3 жыл бұрын
This video exhausts me and I don't even use social media beyond KZbin, lol. But that's enough for me.
@poky888nuju4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, John Wick is always a movie worth stopping to watch
@smithynoir99802 жыл бұрын
The most annoying thing was when the Twit User immediately switched the subject when he had no valid response. Got a friend that does that, it's the worst, especially when they get mad that I brought the conversation back onto topic.
@sampletext94264 жыл бұрын
Why yes, I do believe that something I posted online as a teenager should come back to haunt me when I'm an adult
@Heknon4 жыл бұрын
Obviously!!
@RenegadeShepard693 жыл бұрын
Don't even my teenagehood. What terrifies me is what I posted when I was a kid like 6 years old. That stuff is gonna come back to cancel me one day I'm certain.
@julianna98543 жыл бұрын
@@RenegadeShepard69 hold up- why were you posting stuff online as a six year old?
@RenegadeShepard693 жыл бұрын
@@julianna9854 lmao good old 2000s, I wanted to fit in, people didn't talk about parent watching what their kids did online back then where I live, it was all pretty laid back. Every kid was pretty nasty online though, so I tried to be like them. If the twitter mob ever goes to the archives of internet posts back then and tracks people from then to their today's accounts they'll have a cancelling field day.
@Aatell7643 жыл бұрын
Years ago I posted that I hate when people chew with their mouths open, I'm waiting for that to come back and ruin my life.
@benjaminzerr67083 жыл бұрын
I like to think that if a time traveler went into the past and tried to explain the internet to people they would use this video. It would be very informative.
@patrickflorio29534 жыл бұрын
I swear that one dislike is getting sued for animal cruelty from me
@yoink68304 жыл бұрын
Twitter Wars: Revenge of the Snowflakes
@Nasirrafiq653 жыл бұрын
yoink The uprising of the neo-nazis is a promising sequel
@starweb4433 жыл бұрын
This should be required watching for anyone using the internet.
@vladtheimpaler9577 Жыл бұрын
"It totally looks like the cat is malnourished." Well if its a new kitten then its probably malnourished because of the animal shelter or pet store Kyle got it from. So Kyle is in fact a saint for saving the kitten from those conditions and give it a proper home.
@tcu10994 жыл бұрын
I feel like this is a live feed of how I behave with my brother. I'm in the grey shirt.
@Karpnado3 жыл бұрын
Literally the reason I got rid of Twitter for good. Have never looked back since, my well-being has been miles better
@rodrigo-vl7bi4 жыл бұрын
this kind of content is the reason i suscribed to your main channel, i fucking love these videos
@meganlukes66794 жыл бұрын
2:50 Never trust someone who likes plain oatmeal
@fadesway99233 жыл бұрын
This legitimately made me angry at how true this is
@the0glitter4 жыл бұрын
99% of twitter LOL
@mistzzz4683 Жыл бұрын
Here's a golden rule - When somebody is "not convinced" even after you provide them facts and evidence about something you know you are factually correct about, stop and think for a second. Would convincing this person give me any tangible benefit other than just the self satisfaction of being correct? No? Just end the conversation.
@anawsmperson4 жыл бұрын
Thank you for making a day good in lockdown
@jeylful4 жыл бұрын
Zach is cute in some particular way....
@ahlamamr46593 жыл бұрын
I love this channel because it really brings out the weird things that happens without us realizing it
@pauloabreu84534 жыл бұрын
I swear... This is the video I can relate to
@toaj8684 жыл бұрын
I get the previous post now!
@carazy123_3 жыл бұрын
I’m hurting... I’m in physical pain Almost would have stopped watching if I didn’t know that it hurts the view stats
@BrainDamageNeko4 жыл бұрын
Where were the videos???
@ZachStarHimself4 жыл бұрын
Main channel was keeping me busy this last month, got more coming though!
@jameshusentoff29533 жыл бұрын
What’s the main channel
@BrainDamageNeko3 жыл бұрын
@@ZachStarHimself Yay thank you!
@BrainDamageNeko3 жыл бұрын
@@jameshusentoff2953 Zach Star is the main channel
@thedoor43 Жыл бұрын
Trump “very fine people” has entered the chat
@GB-ob5zx4 жыл бұрын
Get busy. Make more videos
@liquiddonkey65303 жыл бұрын
This is how the schizophrenic part of my brain deals with reality
@Athena-we2uz4 жыл бұрын
Relevant, yes.
@BaconNuke2 жыл бұрын
Yup, out of context is bad, almost as bad as "hey this politician said this thing 10 years ago and now he says the opposite" YES EXACTLY PEOPLE'S OPINIONS CAN CHANGE, sometimes for the better, doesn't mean they are lying idiots that shouldn't be trusted because they used to be wrong about something and learned...
@abdulheyomar27274 жыл бұрын
Yessirr
@GammaFZ4 жыл бұрын
MAAAAN THE JOHN WICK ONE LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
@NeptuneOfTheSeas4 жыл бұрын
Your comedy is underrated
@banglanner36393 жыл бұрын
the presentation is made to be funny but is so fucking true... context makes it so much more different
@Luke-nn4pm3 жыл бұрын
"the american people are tired of women" bernie sanders
@LionWithAGun3 жыл бұрын
thats my sister to a T. literally will tell me some gossip from youtube or twitter like its the biggest thing, doesnt research any of it herself but goes off the more outraged comments. Then if you give more context to the situation that actually clears up the drama and just shows something was out of context she doesnt care since shes on the next big outrage and its not important info apparently to her
@exurbian24203 жыл бұрын
one of the best like:dislike ratios I've ever seen 1K likes to 2 dislikes
@codegeek983 жыл бұрын
Still going strong at 4.5k:11 👍👍👍
@RayMak2 жыл бұрын
CatsNutritionMatters
@elinfelicia3823 жыл бұрын
Truee people get pressed for the most useless stuff but when it comes to murder the comment sections is like: “I’m sorry but DID YOU SEE THE VICTIM’S CORPSE FACE LOLOL LMAO SKSHDKS” BRO SOMEONE JUST DIED.
@seanhatton40134 жыл бұрын
Welcome to the ‘alt-right’, ZachStar 😎👍
@axelnils3 жыл бұрын
Because right wingers definitely never act this way...
@seanhatton40133 жыл бұрын
@@axelnils - I’m old enough to remember when anyone who even vaguely questioned Bush’s Middle East policy was ‘in bed with the tewwawits’ and ‘hated freeDUMBs’.
@vladtheimpaler9577 Жыл бұрын
"Dude a guy is on trial because he said the F-word at school and got convicted to 25 years in prison?" "I don't believe that." "I know, its like people have forgotten the first amendment." "No, I mean I don't believe that what you said is true and I think you're making it up or taking it out of context."
@ahmadbugshan96032 жыл бұрын
I remember when twitter wanted to free a criminal bc he was handsome
@VN3wton3 жыл бұрын
This isn't really that related to the video but my brother tried to tell me I was starving my dog when I was literally feeding him exactly what was on the bag. He was a pit-mix which we all know are slim dogs. If you look up a healthy pitbull weight diagram, he was in the ideal category
@zxuiji2 жыл бұрын
"sign of a future serial killer, cat murdering psychopath" alright I might be a psychopath but I'm not a serial killer or cat murderer, I love how adorable cats are :P
@etherealsalad26984 жыл бұрын
to be fair if you eat plain oatmeal you probably are a serial killer
@geckogeico22124 жыл бұрын
you mean cereal killer ;)
@isaakvandaalen38992 жыл бұрын
I really just can't stand drama anymore. You never get the whole story everyone's always taking sides and trying to make the other side look as terrible as possible. I even often find myself disgusted by people who are championing the very things I believe in, because they lack self awareness and refuse to even consider alternative viewpoints, which makes them no better than the people they disagree with. Everyone needs to chill out and think for a bit.
@kyanhluong Жыл бұрын
They were so desperate to extinguish what wrong they don't pay attention to what they doing
@lavasharkandboygirl9716 Жыл бұрын
I really wanna go hunting for arguments in the comment section but I’m too lazy
@williamtufts36003 жыл бұрын
I don't know. I agree about plain oatmeal guy being a murderer.
@larax2223 жыл бұрын
I really like the way you make your videos ^,^ Please continue doing this good work!
@hoodie_cat Жыл бұрын
You call it the "internet", I call it the "twitter/4chan cesspool"
@helenetrstrup48172 жыл бұрын
Should I laugh or cry? I am going with crying. This is just depressing.
@ikeking40543 жыл бұрын
Here before Zach gets cancelled for something he never said in a group chat 10 years ago
@liamthelitlord57385 ай бұрын
“Back in my day we just got yellow fever”
@Starboy99-ti9xs Жыл бұрын
The American people are tired of women! -Bernie Sanders
@Dark_Slayer30003 жыл бұрын
The right to remain silent should be used more by some people eh
@tirsden2 жыл бұрын
I "like" plain oatmeal cuz it's the only thing I can eat for breakfast anymore that doesn't mess me up. Certified gluten-free oats, water (for the cooking part), and salt. That's it. No milk or anything on it. And if I overcook it by accident, it ends up tasting a bit like hashbrowns. I haven't eaten hashbrowns in like... a decade. Tastebuds are weird.
@MrGaleor Жыл бұрын
Tbf, who eats plain oatmeal voluntarily
@trifortay Жыл бұрын
That blanket looks comfy I want it
@geckogeico22124 жыл бұрын
likes oatmeal = cereal killer
@itzipocalyspe93963 жыл бұрын
Lol alternate title, logic vs SJWs
@deathknight12393 жыл бұрын
Why am I just now finding your content? This is great!