Zane Got Kicked Out For Kissing A Student - UNFILTERED #80

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PUCKER UP YA'LL, and kiss your composure goodbye. We're covering our most embarrassing first kiss stories, tragic animal rescue fails, and of course more airplane nightmare experiences...what else is new? Besides Zane's big surprise gift for Heath...HE HAS RESIN! Dissect our dreams and sail away with us this week as we talk about a whole lotta nothing.
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[@christinaaa_xo]

Just wanted to say that I didn't know I was pregnant until giving birth. I have PCOS. Irregular periods. An anterior placenta. Didn't gain weight (and no, I'm not overweight-130lbs) and never felt movement because of how my placenta was. It was pretty crazy, but I had a healthy baby girl who was born at 34 weeks. She is now a year old! Unfortunately, 3 weeks after she was born her dad passed away so it's been a really rough and insane year, but I'm thankful I have her and a piece of him in her.

[@dannnielle]

Very happy to hear you and your baby are healthy and so sorry for your loss, sending love to you and your baby girl!! May her dad Rest In Peace❤️

[@jenmoe4163]

I’m so sorry for your loss!

[@christinaaa_xo]

@@dannnielle Thank you very much for your kind words! I really appreciate that ❤️

[@christinaaa_xo]

@@jenmoe4163 thank you so much ❤️❤️

[@caram227]

What a crazy year for you, sending you love. My kids lost their father 2 years ago at 6 and 4, it’s hard sometimes, but you got this mama!

[@kd7704]

Flight attendant here - There actually is not a marshal on every flight. When you book your boarding pass, every single person is screened and background checked. An air marshal would only be on a flight if someone is considered a risk to other passengers. We also don't get to know who the marshal is or where they are seated, we just know they're on the flight and what weapons they're carrying on board :)

[@symonelop3z]

Why let someone on board if it’s a risk to others ???

[@yellowroses7595]

@@symonelop3z for example a registered sex offender or ex con might be on the flight. That person may not have any intention of hurting anybody, they may not be carrying a weapon or anything like that, they’re still considered to be a potential threat and in that case there would be a marshal.

[@mxxxn]

So do they dress differently, or look like a standard commuter ?

[@VooodooOctopus]

@@mxxxn In my experience, I've seen air marshals who are dressed in a standard (US) police uniform and then the vest is labeled with U.S Air Marshal in bold, yellow letters.

[@mxxxn]

@@VooodooOctopus Ah okay that's what I thought too. I wonder why they thought the marshal would be undercover like a spy or something lol

[@Vanessa1837uehei]

this is my official petition for mariah to make an Instagram just for her podcast outfits.

[@anjeliquegrant]

no because i’d love that

[@kacie7788]

YES

[@bigbodybenzzz1225]

Im down for it

[@keaganalyssa6126]

Omg please I would love that soooooooo much

[@auroramarkham3508]

literally came to comments just to ask if anyone knew where her fit was from lol

[@AS-ig2gd]

the way heath looks at everyone when he is speaking and keeps his engagement with all involved in the conversation says a lot about him.

[@javiernunezdelatorre8486]

Zane: Remember when i had a parrot Heath: You had a parrot!? Zane: wait...whats a parrot? HHAHAHAHAH

[@Tinadoll95]

Lol zain is a mood

[@michellenimoson4837]

@@Tinadoll95 ZAIN

[@talynm704]

Mariahs fits NEVER disappoint

[@lacedrain]

H:"There was a _baby_ squirrel that fell out of a tree" Z: "...so the one that your dad caught was a _baby_ ?"

[@brielle5651]

And it was his brother who caught it 😅 adhd be like......

[@tatertot4208]

@@brielle5651 it's all the coke and alcohol it fried his brain 🤣

[@lmg7179]

plot twist..... the bird matt "rescued" from the water while high on mushrooms was actually just a food wrapper floating and blowing in the wind...

[@ame9809]

LMAOOO

[@CocoPopssss]

Ahaha my thoughts exactly 😂

[@alebordon5657]

😭😭😂😂😂

[@suzkjordan]

You should send the guy actual Kramoda coffee beans for the table!

[@elizabethst.andrews3717]

YES!!!!!! they need to see this comment!

[@najeemnaime452]

Let’s hope they see this comment

[@ariannagarver8058]

Yes!!!! I was thinking the same thing!!! and then like letters to spell out kramoda maybe?!

[@amybudafulldisaster3646]

Boost 4 notice that's a great idea

[@ashleyh9313]

Great idea!!!!!!!!

[@oliviamena7656]

sometimes i forget that it’s just them four in a room talking to each other. like no audience. their dynamic is amazing

[@themythicalbro3403]

Release the 3 hour version!!!!!! Please tell me im not the only one!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@migueljr5315]

It felt surreal listening to that! 😆

[@juliacundiff7031]

I was so confused 😆

[@themythicalbro3403]

When they released the audio for the first time on Monday the podcast was almost two and a half hours long, there were no edits or cuts, it was absolutely hilarious😂😂😂

[@themythicalbro3403]

@@migueljr5315 I had about 30 mins left before they took it down for me🤣

[@juliacundiff7031]

@@themythicalbro3403 it felt illegal to listen to 🤣

[@naijadidi]

i want matt to talk about his experience dating steven spielberg's daughter, like i really wanna know how that came to be

[@jenileighb]

Same

[@rubyx9654]

I don't think we would talk about that

[@jeff5882174]

Wait what he did ? When did they talk about that

[@stevendefazio7253]

He didn’t pretty sure they said he was joking cause he was making a joke out of it and a book. Unless he played it off that good idk then

[@jeff5882174]

@@stevendefazio7253 o

[@michelle5254]

"...fell off a cliff to its death!! and survived it." Oh, Zane.

[@katieaustin9910]

pretty sure he was also just talking about some movie 😭

[@skatershick101]

@@katieaustin9910 no I've seen the clip he's talking about, it's from a nature documentary

[@katieaustin9910]

@@skatershick101 oh ahhahahaha okay i thought he was talking about some animated movie

[@hannahhimes7318]

“that monkey had a mind of its own” yeah. it prob did LMAO

[@TheJennzilla]

mariah being completely zoned out while the boys argue about sailboats is me during literally any conversation 💀

[@Xxbaesiaa]

MATT!! I graduated years ago and I still will wake up some mornings or in the dead of the night thinking I forgot to submit a paper or that I’m late to a class!!! I guess college really was traumatizing 👀

[@melissarosewolf]

I just got final grades and I’m graduated (I’m skipping the ceremony) and I woke up today and 5 am shot outta bed AND THOUGHT I MISSED A FINAL. I TOOK ONE CLASS THIS SEMESTER- I DIDNT EVEN HAVE A FINAL

[@saltysunflower2616]

Literally same. I took a year off and will still randomly feel like I must’ve forgot abt a class or an assignment

[@rebecahunt7167]

Dying at Zane having a big strong girl called Princess protecting him hahaha

[@karlaleal9237]

This is literally what I look forward to on Tuesday’s. I push back my naps to watch these when they come out😅😅

[@internetqueen6221]

heaths "aparrotly" joke was so underrated

[@mikeyy9641]

They always know how to make me smile when I have a bad day, like fr this is the best podcast I’ll ever listen too

[@SandraRose143]

Dude I agree! It always makes me feel better! 🖤

[@samieism6046]

SSAME

[@luv3bud]

yup

[@paolafuentes8031]

It’s crazy how they talked about dreaming. Then Zane asks Mariah if you dreamed of uploading the podcast wrong and mariah says no. Then the unedited version got uploaded for audio 😳 someone got powers lol

[@karlarodriguez1263]

Why do I feel like this episode went by so fast

[@alkimich14]

Only an hour instead of the usual hour and a half

[@keithd5137]

It went by too quick

[@nicoleb535]

I want to know Mariah’s first kiss story and who her person was that protected her in the hallways at school. She didn’t get to finish!!!!!

[@brialaff]

Is this the highlight of everyone else's weeks too?🥺I wait for this all Tuesday every week and get so excited when I see it on my feed. You guys are awesome and made this year so much easier on me and so many other during lockdown/covid. It feels like hanging out with my friends again, which I miss. Thank you!!

[@bb-zx7vc]

Same I just got morning shifts and just got off work to see they just now posted I’m so excited

[@meghanmichaud5741]

Same way girl!!!!!

[@tishaliciouss2]

these got me through my monday work shifts!

[@tiffanyjenkins1756]

Heck yes!!

[@CrayCrayJay]

*when they’re talking about first kisses and i’m 20 and have never kissed anyone* 👁👄👁

[@sweetestaphrodite]

me, but make it almost 18 🧍‍♀️

[@alebordon5657]

SAME

[@melissarosewolf]

Damn your life sucks

[@fatougaye6799]

@@melissarosewolf don’t be toxic

[@fatougaye6799]

girl there is no rush

[@juniorpatron77]

bring stassie back since matts back. feel like that'd be a hilarious episode and update on yalls friendships

[@rachelferrell4796]

YES

[@jessiecantrell2790]

Heath: If I ever die young... *talks about Zane talking at his funeral* Matt: He would KILL it Did nobody catch that 😂

[@michellelalalal]

omg i was waiting for someone to comment that

[@caram227]

The tiger story is even crazier than Matt described it! Zane “you’re going to jail for murder”… the owner was out on bond for murder 🤣 and there was a car chase involved. I hope they looked into it after haha

[@okpay2064]

i was looking for this comment. hopefully they will see it.

[@KT-cd7ue]

THE BARBIE DOLL GETS SWOOPED BY A BIRD. I DIED AT THAT LMAOOO

[@gracenygaard7904]

I wanted to hear Mariah’s first kiss story :(

[@abbyberends1774]

Me too!!

[@TayLeAnne]

Heath: “we’re not funny” me: crying laughing 😂😭

[@ScottishAnnie]

Popping this comment here to show Mariah love. 💙 Please help 🙏 would love her to see how many people love watching & care about her, was sad to hear her interview saying how she feels & like no one is interested in her 😢

[@izzybrush2994]

shes my fav!!!!💕

[@mrs.arib93]

she is literally so freaking cute i love her!! it makes me sad to hear her say one one is interested in her. She literally the only reason i watch the pod on tuesdays. she’s so expressive. i love love love watching her smile, laugh and be ugh i stan 💛💛💛

[@raynamaldonado1058]

I think it’s vain to need thousands or millions of people to show interest for no reason. Most of us live our lives with meaning and don’t have that. Just my thoughts.

[@ScottishAnnie]

@@raynamaldonado1058 of course but she wasn't meaning it that way or just online she was talking about her everyday feelings and people around her too, I don't see Mariah as vain in the slightest she seems like a genuine humble real person with a lot of insecurities.

[@raynamaldonado1058]

@@ScottishAnnie I agree! I just think when your friends get famous you didn’t all of a sudden need the attention to feel good. She’s sweet funny and beautiful and seemingly kind. Shouldn’t matter how many people recognize her or not. I’d be happy with one true friend over thousands of followers

[@ckkvk23]

the funeral giggles thing..when my grandpa died they played "ave maria" on his funeral and all i could think of was that scene from grown ups. i took a one look at my brother and it was over for us.

[@BbyBenzo]

3:23 “BORKIN’ AT EM!” I’m crying 😂😂😂

[@leticiamourao5116]

I find it so funny that Matt is the "uptight" one, yet is the one that use that uses drugs frequently.

[@claresaavedra9345]

You guys should live stream the podcast on KZbin one day. Would definitely watch that.

[@ivannafrancessca8444]

yes!!!!

[@user-gz7lj7jw7r]

Yess

[@curlsp7921]

Hi

[@claresaavedra9345]

@Emma Hinkle hahah yes. I can only imagine the conversations and awkward pauses lol.

[@adaaleide]

the best thing mariah does is combine jokes from something way early in the conversation, it makes me die everytimeee

[@laurenstreeter5135]

I am laughing so hard about the pork deal.. I binge watched a bunch of Zanes videos two winters ago and remember that brand deal.. thinking that’s weird for a brand deal, but also feeling compelled to buy a pork loin and now I make them regularly for dinner!

[@nay0207]

Was curious to hear Mariah’s first kiss story... still kind of am :(

[@asavisuals]

08:58 Matt's eyes darting from left to right, idk why I keep replaying that part

[@mandythomas1688]

🤣🤣I love him

[@drewmcg1216]

Episode 100: revisiting all Moriah’s stories we’ve interrupted!

[@abbyberends1774]

That would be perfect!!

[@Sillynaaaa]

I was looking for this comment

[@mackie12712]

Them talking about how being high school with their first kiss is old and here I am a 20 years old in university without having a fist kiss...

[@fadiorsth3907]

smooch💋

[@milana7739]

lol I feel weird not experiencing my first kiss yet by 17, middle school kids / elementary be getting more action then me😂

[@fadiorsth3907]

@@milana7739 smooch you too💋

[@caitlynkiedis2242]

Bay beeeeeeeee that’s because we were with boys that weren’t that great and you knew your worth. Go you. 😘

[@CrayCrayJay]

SAME

[@Sbs349]

When Zane says “youre going to jail for murder for having that tiger”.. the tigers owner was literally out on bail for a murder in 2019

[@madisongrieves6749]

I loved hearing that Heath raised baby squirrels, I did the same thing a year ago with 5 baby squirrels and now I’m raising 3 baby raccoon. It’s like Mariah said “literal Heaven” 🥺

[@yourstrulyLIZZIE]

Oh my gosh, I love raccoons 🦝🥺💜

[@madisongrieves6749]

@@yourstrulyLIZZIE YES my favourite animal!

[@ericag5346]

How are the squirrels doing?

[@madisongrieves6749]

@@ericag5346 they were released into the wild once they were old enough.

[@ambermasoud2464]

mariah was gonna talk about her “big friend” and matt cut her off :(

[@pearllol]

I feel like Heath is lowkey jealous of Matt learning to sail...😂 he seemed so salty while they were talking about it

[@rubyrizo3588]

Right !!! Lol

[@pearllol]

@@rubyrizo3588 he was literally picking the idea apart SO MUCH for no reason. Lol poor Matt

[@tatum2739]

I thought the same thing!!

[@crossfoot4612]

Idk he seemed fine to me. He supported it the Heath way

[@amandali5363]

Mariah: I have a barbie from the year 2000 Zane: not much has changed but they lived underwater

[@bayyybeee5028]

Lmao close enough 😂

[@kaitlyn6994]

Don’t be shy, release the full version

[@davinki3467]

THIS‼️‼️ i saw it was like 2hrs long and then i refreshed and they cut it to an hour😭😭😭i wanted to hear the full

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@davinki3467 Wait, this podcast was 2 hours? bruh

[@davinki3467]

nora YES i was so excited when i saw it on spotify i was about to play it while i was at work lol but then i got busy , went back to it , and it was GONE 😭 then it was reuploaded & cut down to an hour😔

[@sweetestaphrodite]

@@davinki3467 well damn, that sucks :/

[@bethanyniski7203]

@@davinki3467 it’s still up on apple podcasts

[@SaloYD]

LMAO mariah "im gonna put some biscottis and cookies on the tray"

[@olivialyszyk2888]

IT"S COFFEE TALK BABY!

[@genesisruiz3878]

Zane: “Do you ever have dreams that you uploaded the podcast and it was just like.. just wrong or something..?” 💀 Who else listened to the uncut, unedited, UNFILTERED 2 hour audio version of this when it was first released? 😂

[@lasesalu]

omds i was thinking this hahahahah

[@shelbytanner8373]

Ahahah I was so confused

[@jacobcalderon4557]

I just finished rewatching the Brittany broski podcast for the 74th time and I see "1 minute ago" on this video

[@annarosati9359]

Same 😂

[@tiffanyjenkins1756]

Me too. Love her. ❤

[@aislynryan9872]

Dude I watched Sinister years ago and I still think about it. It’s not like a regular scary movie. It’s so psychological and mind fucking.

[@kirstywright5228]

The music fucked me up lol.

[@alondramedellin3391]

I have so much more appreciation now for Mariah after hearing the unedited version 😂

[@meli6228]

What was the unedited version like? 😅

[@tapangacarmack407]

Week 4 of asking for another paranormal episode with Matt and Patti Negri

[@rebekahcurtis1996]

Did they already do a video with Patti??

[@tapangacarmack407]

@@rebekahcurtis1996 no not yet

[@leomama2674]

omg yes!! i was thinking that when they were talking about todd seeing things in the house, i want todd to talk with patti but also they need her on the podcast!

[@saltysunflower2616]

Bruh if they still talk to Elton he would make a great guest to talk abt all the places he’s investigated and who knows maybe there are things he’d talk abt that he didn’t include in some of his videos

[@jdaddy3137]

I seriously love this podcast, I’ve been down a rabbit hole watching like all the episodes while I work. The dynamic is amazing! I also love how when Zane doesn’t understand something he always goes “wait what do you mean” like he has to understand or else .. lol so funny I love it!

[@SaloYD]

matts laugh at 25:26 im CRYINGGGGGGGGGGG i literally rewinded like 10 times

[@MostDopeMike]

HERE TO SEE HOW THEY CLEAN THIS UP 😂😂😂 ZANE AND HEATH UNEDITED

[@braydonwykes7517]

Clean what up

[@magoo916]

@@braydonwykes7517 they uploaded the unedited podcast yesterday. It was like 2 hours long

[@braydonwykes7517]

@@magoo916 oh I forgot they also upload it on Spotify I just wait for the video version

[@Motomolikesu]

@@magoo916 i know!! LOL i watched the whole thing

[@hannahhartsfield3739]

Was it bad? Ugh now I wanna hear

[@Meg-fx4tc]

Heath: talking about how pork gives him crazy dreams Me: *has a pork sandwich in my hand* 👁👄👁

[@spreezo346]

Who all heard the uncut wrong upload on Spotify before they took it down? Funny they actually said a few things during this podcast and then Mariah made an upload mistake lol!

[@sonialozoya4029]

i know they were talking about how they have only made a couple of mistakes and how confident they were lol

[@kylie1497]

what did it say

[@hannahhartsfield3739]

Spill then tea then!

[@camrynnn02]

what did it say lmao

[@nita8033]

YES! I was so confused !

[@RaeofLight13]

I related to Matt’s Church giggles. My sister and I at midnight mass would laugh when you have to shake hands and once we break the laugh seal that’s ittt

[@regangabrielle2187]

Omg yes. I’ve been waiting. Have a good night everyone ♥️♥️♥️♥️

[@hazelwindyboy3379]

49:53 zane singing the year 3000 after mariah talks about her barbie from 2000😭😭

[@shannonrobillard5174]

You guys need to have a Tarot card reading or Physic reading on the show ( ones that are trust worthy obviously ), that would be a good Podcast!

[@mariamdiallo1437]

heath: “we’re not funny” me: *dying of laughter and choking because i haven’t come up for air in 3 mins*

[@pickles2791]

I’m here for the comments about Mariah’s amazing outfit 🔥🥵

[@theseeker4814]

She’s GORGEOUS

[@xiomaramendez8980]

Her skin though

[@juliettegarcia3267]

you guys should have an episode for each person and just go in depth abt their lives!!!

[@cordovaa28]

Anybody heard about Isla Fisher almost drowning while filming Now You See Me?? She was in a water tank and they thought she was acting but she was actually drowning.

[@zerodlay]

I was wondering what happened to the table that Zane ordered. Got my answer this episode.

[@samitavares3077]

i need a compilation of zane surprise burps, they have me howling every time😭😭

[@taheemlewis7627]

it doesn't surprise me that Matt hasn't seen Django but what can i expect from the guy making obscure willy wonka fun facts.

[@alexissmith9]

Heath: “we’re not funny.” Me: literally crying laughing 😭

[@kira_evangeline]

When Mariah was takin bout her 2000's Barbie reminded me I have a OLD Lucille Ball, Rapunzel, and Wedding Barbie from the 90's

[@pedrosaresarces8381]

This podcast is like a daytime show, a bunch of people talking over each other with nothing to say

[@kellykapelsky9262]

Watching this and now she’s a squirrel mom🥰

[@meganne5400]

Zane’s little dance to fix himself 😂👏

[@av5829]

Mariah explaining periods and how everyone’s different HAHAHAHA instantly got flustered 😂😂

[@thomasdoyle1806]

This is why I always wait up late of a Tuesday night

[@skylarae6274]

Heath: “we’re not that funny” Me laughing my ass off the whole time-👀

[@JoelMolinaO]

24:09 *Zane proceeds to unstick his B-sack from his leg* Mariah: What was that crazy legs dance you just did? 🤣

[@estrellaflores947]

49:50 Mariah: *talking about her vintage barbie* it's from the year 2000 Heath: "not much has changed but they live underwater" love thatttttt

[@fifs7400]

Zane

[@claraamericanodobrasil5973]

Just me living in the midwest of Brazil waking up to Toucans outside my window biting each other.....

[@olliej.3536]

Heath " I love seeing actors in real danger and pain" 😂😂😂

[@automaticcrosschat5218]

So is anyone else thinking about who they will get for their 100th episode? They’ve gotta go all out. Only 5 more months to wait.

[@tiffanyjenkins1756]

Already? Wow! It just seems like yesterday this Podcast started.

[@taylordel875]

I listened to the audio version at work and dont remember a thing, love that. its like watching a brand new episode lmao

[@laurenashley90]

I had a dream once that Zane, Matt & I went to the beach & Matt was upset because he forgot his sunscreen.

[@ianpatrick6051]

Matt went full Bay Watch mode off the shrooms for that bird 🤣🤣🤣😭

[@jennycurrier1274]

Heath: “We have bags... with coffee in them” 😂😂

[@coolkidvale]

My love for Mariah is something i can't explain. I get do happy seeing her excited all happy and her little quick jokes omg she cracks me up "IT WAS A DIFFERENT TIME"

[@kirbyara]

I just want to say I really love these podcasts. I’m not much of a podcast listener because my mind can’t process things if I’m not looking at someone speaking, but I enjoy the days where a new podcast episode has been posted. You guys have a really warm and comforting aroma and it sometimes helps me sleep, because of past trauma it’s hard for me to sleep in silence. I just want to say thank you!

[@kathleenterrill4316]

zane and heath should have a segment where they look at the comments from the last video and talk about what we as fans say and what they find interesting..

[@cherrygadamandla8594]

the fact that Matt is actually a trained officiant, i-

[@karolgard0730]

Mariahs face and snap back into reality at 20:08 is me anytime someone talks to me

[@ScottishAnnie]

Matt had poor Zane doubting himself & his stories, ☹

[@joe123456789953]

Ive seen the tik Tok he's talking about and they apparently had to pay for the whole wedding still but couldn't complete it.

[@kadyg8041]

Did anyone else listen to the unedited version of the podcast uploaded on Monday? 2 hours and 6 minutes of truly unfiltered content *chef's kiss*

[@biancaramirez5997]

Watching this podcast makes me feel like I’m sitting down with them as one of their friends 😂

[@hillaryvan1055]

I’m sure you’re tired of hearing the same thing from so many of us. But I LOVE getting off work and coming home, tired, and signing onto KZbin to see a new UNFILTERED video 🙌 it’s a guaranteed hour of uplifting entertainment while I unwind 🥰

[@stevendefazio7253]

I think it’s dope that Matt was talking about how he couldn’t pull off certain looks and today had his nails painted and he owned it in my opinion.

[@amandaharford3219]

My favorite part is when Mariah unintentionally made a great pun and didn't realize it until Zane points it out, but by that point you all had moved passed it. Such a wholesome moment, I love it so much

[@Hali__]

Time stamp ?

[@amandaharford3219]

52:40 lol

[@TheNamesJustinV]

13:28 Imagine Matt just hallucinated a vulture in the sky 😆

[@dayceefrost607]

Matt having a little sail boat makes the most sense ever