Heath Saved Mariah's Life Yesterday - UNFILTERED #84

[@astridrubi5727]

Matt’s face when Heath says “don’t talk about my girlfriend like that” lmfao oh man that did it for me

[@haileylamar4029]

Matt- oh ok😳😦

[@awesomeperson1312]

😊😊😊

[@BLUECOP40]

No offense but Matt has the whitest stories ever and I love it lmao!

[@Borderwithoutborders]

Total meet the fockers moment

[@meggiemegggs]

As a blank person, its occasionally nice to hear what it’s like on the polar opposite side

[@jennavee7528]

LMAOOO YESSS ! 😂

[@jhord8819]

Hahaha right!! Citizens app

[@amberrrr337]

All I could think about was the scene in “Along came Polly” with Ben stiller and Jennifer Aniston. So funny.

[@kkmcmoo820]

You know it’s gonna be a good episode when Mariah and Matt are matching

[@kashish2332]

They’re so cute😭

[@cowboylikeme854]

Heath matches

[@OliviaFaith-bt8by]

“We’re flying over Texas” Texas ALWAYS makes it into the podcast some way some how LOL

[@lindseyyym8270]

Cause Texas is the best 😊

[@zayi8153]

Heath singing "go bubba go bubba" and the whole Mariah choking on bread had me in stitches 🤣

[@susannahmelton5422]

Mariah saying “It was marinating like Sunday sauce.” Is peak comedy.

[@katiecole7454]

Mariah is the purest form of a human literally.

[@MrTowelsplug]

"Cause you marinated it like Sunday Sauuuuce"

[@allisonmiller3669]

Right I wanna be her she a so great

[@mariahluke7159]

I love her sm lmao As a fellow Mariah and Virgo we claim her

[@infinitetopsiders]

why is zane dressed like matt in this episode like the rolled up pants and socks and collared shirt and cap

[@victoriaalonzo3593]

He looks fly af let him stunt 🤚🏽

[@jennavee7528]

😂😂😂😂

[@infinitetopsiders]

@@victoriaalonzo3593 not disagreeing it’s just funny

[@antoniorivera5300]

He lost weight

[@bella-gf1jw]

the colour coordination was so incredible between heath, matt, & mariah but then the camera flashed to zane ✨

[@kashish2332]

He’s ✨special✨

[@ike4ever]

He’s ✨different ✨

[@ike4ever]

That or main character energy lol.

[@_daniellelizabeth]

His outfits so good though were okay with it 😌

[@ike4ever]

@@_daniellelizabeth yes!!! This is why we Stan Zane. 😃

[@rebecaolivas5694]

Matt: “Funko Pops” “I Hate Funko Pops” “Funko pops” “Todd has a funko pop of him” “Funko pops” “Google Funko pops” Heath: “Stop saying funko like that” Had me dead! 😂🤣 Matt said Funko Pops like 20 times.

[@miarodriguez2170]

I'm m

[@KeiLuvsCole]

The way he said Funko as well 💀

[@faithythiry]

Not me having a huge collection of them 💀💀

[@kaitlyn6994]

zane last week: i dont have an addictive personality zane this week: i spent $50 on candy crush

[@kingayy9267]

Admitting there's a problem is the first step of recovery.

[@meghanmichaud5741]

DEAD 😂😂😂

[@carabaye]

@@kingayy9267 LOL

[@emelymarte]

Honestly 😂😂

[@ishikaagarwal4489]

this aged well

[@valeriaortiz9034]

Damn Heath 👀 “don’t talk about my girl like that” geeez 😂

[@Adansilva2007]

I felt so bad for Matt like chill Heath

[@sarahfreire9324]

His face afterwards, he felt so awkward

[@boi7292]

@@Adansilva2007 oh well its his girlfriend, its weird, imagine someone talking about ur partners thing like boundaries

[@Brie2040]

I know like okay heathh

[@vgonzzz]

@@boi7292 Yeah but he also didn’t say anything to Heath when he asked Mariah the question too yk? lol idk like ahhh

[@alishabagley4176]

Dancing in the hot tub while eating rosemary bread is the most Mariah thing I’ve ever heard

[@hacky_sackin]

Also the most Italian thing too 😂

[@rominacanales5627]

Please guys help me get this to them!!… Marthas’s County Bakery!! It is the perfect place for her and she would love it. They have different locations in Brooklyn and Queens. Def check out the one in Williamsburg 😊✨❤️

[@jujutsutoji3552]

DM zane about it too

[@piamishelle]

ahh that was my favorite bakery! the one in queens closed months ago tho bc of health hazards 🧍‍♀️

[@natalia3098]

PLEASE GET CODY KO AND NOEL MILLER AS GUESTS I WOULD CRY

[@katiecole7454]

plzzzzz

[@mckenna9428]

PLEASE

[@tsunamimami1]

yes yes yez

[@mebeme99079]

And Kelsey!!!!!

[@wannaBvlogs]

Helllll yes Cody&Noel

[@carleylaird5221]

zane: i already know i’m going straight to hell I’ve done everything wrong my whole life matt: do you guys know where the phrase “raining cats and dogs came from “

[@jdwgserrano]

Haha Matt had to switch topics real quick because it got a little dark there

[@CoralBeauty1100]

To think that he thinks that way but doesn’t do anything about it… to make things right in his own eyes.

[@Gonzalez.k24]

PLSSS not Matt saying✨the REMIX✨ after Heath says that Mariah starts choking

[@iamnautikah232]

Fr that shit was funny😂

[@JesusOurOnlySavior]

🤣

[@GirlConner]

Wonky slush unfiltered.

[@nunyabusiness3496]

Omg I’ve never seen heath genuinely mad at Matt until Matt said vang instead of thang about Mariah lmfao

[@buboom1234]

Matt kept looking at heath probably thinking "oh crap is he really that mad at me"

[@jailinwilde]

@@buboom1234 Im still trying to figure out if he was joking

[@imogenpriestley9348]

I was looking for this comment ahhhhh

[@isarewa]

he was definitely joking lol

[@raerae7778]

time stamp??

[@gabyr8022]

The “go bubba go bubba” was my FAVORITE PART 😂😂😂

[@CrayCrayJay]

*i need a shirt that says, “it was a different time.”*

[@meghanmichaud5741]

YES

[@m.albertiartist]

ALSO “We thought that was the peak of technology”

[@jennaw6362]

Or one that just says “texas”

[@cebrynagonzales5971]

@@m.albertiartist I

[@sophiabarahona5431]

Or one that says very good

[@kokoa470]

Matt: “The baby starts filming the woman” THE BABY DID WHAT NOW?! 💀 Why did I find this so funny? 😂

[@alexam5942]

Okay, I’m not the only one who heard that. Good.

[@adriannadennis3462]

That had me rolling. Like I’m just imagining it 😭😭😭😂

[@cheyenneleach824]

Thank God me too haha too funny

[@moniquef567]

I didn't even catch that until I read this comment and went back 😂😂

[@nataliemartinezz]

i love when matt and mariah bond over something lmaoo it’s so funny to watch them get so excited

[@planetoval]

i NEED to know - DO matt and mariah coordinate their fits!!!

[@iprettyboycody7396]

no.

[@softballsoccerlaxer]

i was looking for this comment

[@ariadnealvidrez877]

I feel like she asks what everyone is wearing because of that episode on hoot and a half he was saying that she got all excited because she was going to match the set of the podcast

[@cassidyfulen5847]

Matt "I love touching the exterior of the plane" Zane "with consent"

[@FairygUtz666]

The noise Zane makes when he was choking fucking killed me 😂😂😂

[@katieherman9950]

bro i was DYING during that whole story 😂

[@buttercupsthehotone1419]

Ik!!! 😂😂😂😭

[@lexiloui9603]

For sure 😂😂

[@arjonashala1201]

10/10 sound effects 😂

[@emilymartinez8318]

I’m weak those noises too accurate

[@ElPanda0328]

I love these episodes where you guys dont have any guests. I feel like you guys hold yourselves back. I always look forward to watching these episodes.

[@dilloncoyne3283]

Day 11 of complimenting the entire cast: Heath: The blue looks really good on Heath. Mariah: Mariah's pants look amazing. Matt: I really like the curl in his hair. Zane: His hair looks really nice. You should take the hat off cause from what I've seen it looks good.

[@megan_1]

"Were you spanked?" "By my master?" "By your parents" LMAO 💀

[@rachelivey3684]

I literally was having the worst day ever & was crying but I couldn’t help but smile within watching the first 5 minutes of this. Thank you

[@mariatzvetanova8166]

right i felt this!!!

[@sadly.sarcastic4023]

Hope you have a better day today

[@mariatzvetanova8166]

@@sadly.sarcastic4023 thank you :) you too

[@alexisbroome5891]

Matt is just a whole mood and I genuinely love his personality.

[@caram227]

Ok that’s a really scary moment with the wrapper but “my whole fucking soul came out” got me! 🤣

[@sydneymorgan]

I am literally sore from laughing so hard

[@castroburger]

Same! This was an especially good one. 🤣

[@wyattketzz941]

No you’re not Sydney stfu

[@Xolemonpie]

@@wyattketzz941 💀

[@brischiano]

@@wyattketzz941 pppollo

[@xXxY0UR_M0TH3RxXx]

The chocking story LMAOOOO

[@divacsantiago7979]

One minute in and immediately Heath when from “🤣🤣” to “🙃😡” to “😂😂” and Mat was like “😅😟😅”

[@Beatrice_bb]

Mariah is the most simple and pure hearted, lovable woman on youtube.

[@DemonMother]

Everyone talking about the “don’t talk to my girlfriend like that comment” I think need to realize they have fake banter constantly: telling each other to shut up, telling each other to fuck off, etc. A minute later they had a “tense” banter about Candy Crush and then two minutes after that they were talking to each other just fine lol. I think you shouldn’t read into people’s personal relationships between each other based off 7 second interactions on a podcast. Ta! Xx ✌🏻😙

[@misstana101]

Period!!!

[@theshow837]

Wtf are you talking about im talking about the way Matt and Zane were looking at eachother guys can read that shit on one another it looked like they had just recently had a serious conversation before the podcast that had been a reoccurring issue like Matt's really pressing some of Zayn's buttons anybody with half a brain in their skull can see that so I assume your from California or somewhere softer then a box of kittens in a pillow factory and also I've followed Zane and Heath since they were on Vine I've seen every piece of content of theirs that has been released and not removed so take that Ta!! And shove it up your ass check your self and instead of rambling next time make sure you know what someone's talking about 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[@DemonMother]

@@theshow837 I’m pretty sure in my comment I didn’t say “This is directly @ and specifically directed to the drunk and/or high jackass incel named Jacob Bushell who doesn’t know basic grammar or sentence structure” so cool it mister

[@jose_disappointment7895]

@@theshow837 bruh what are you even talking about

[@zayi8153]

@@theshow837 you mad? Chill out big man

[@maihancock4682]

This podcast just gets better and better, always makes me happy. I would LOVE to see Sal Vulcano and Chris Distefano as guests on Unfiltered. Maria has family connections with Sal too, I would absolutely die and go to heaven to see that collab! 😩

[@katelynsantello]

At 30:09 Matt looking at Heath saying "Sorry I didn't mean that tone". I love!

[@meghanalena9097]

You know Mariah is an extremely caring girl bc she was willing to break Zane’s pasta to avoid him choking despite being hella Italian

[@lodawnyoung]

Mariah doesn't get enough credit for getting Heath out of socks and sandals! LOL!

[@urgentlyj]

omg i love this 😭😭

[@ohananna]

Lol Health

[@lodawnyoung]

@@ohananna Got to love autocorrect 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jennisandoval1391]

Talking about tana “nobody says that”- Zane 😂😂😂

[@jokynlee]

You guys should definitely do your own version of Drunk History, but instead of reciting history, you should do all of your childhood crafts drunk and by memory/photo. No instructions.

[@jenniferg9213]

That’s such a good idea!!

[@rubyx9654]

Omg yesss

[@nataliemendoza1063]

I love them explaining the origin of quotes and for whatever reason everyone’s outfit is aesthetically pleasing to me. The colors I love Heath corduroy button up Mariah’s teal pants and Zane and Matt shirts 🔥

[@adwoatumtum]

41:36 *Lmaooooo* *Matt: Were you spanked?* *Zane: By my master?* *Heath: You kinky bih* 😂😂😂😂

[@420sheld]

I had to hit pause I was laughing hard

[@thesexygreenllama9]

@@420sheld Me too. It killed meeee

[@welk99]

i think i repeated that part 10 times lol

[@adwoatumtum]

@@welk99 lol, I keep coming back multiple times a day just to replay this part like 2/3 times each😂😂

[@welk99]

@@adwoatumtum 😂😂

[@skylarstanley4629]

Let’s be honest, we’re all just here for the Mariah content 🤩❤️ she deserves so much more credit than she receives, we love you Queen!!!

[@rockinrobin222]

matt is so good at telling stories i could hear this man talk for hours

[@TopPops]

Hey! I heard Funko Pops and had to comment. When it comes to the brains in their heads that was all faked by a guy on TikTok! It got lots of people to cut them open and ruin their figures with nothing inside. I know you guys were making fun of them but there's always one for everyone so if you want I can send one over from my collection! (Perhaps Hamilton for Matt they are coming out soon)

[@xlouisexox]

Oh what a sweet wholesome comment. I hope they see this!!

[@GamingWithShield1]

Yes!!!

[@TheRatReview]

TOOOP POPSSS!

[@whitneym5802]

I think Mariah was going to say they are called 'pop vinyls'? Matt's hatred makes me love them more.

[@nolight7828]

This is so adorable!!!!!!!

[@karina7944]

Awe 🥺 Matt’s reaction when Heath was like don’t talk about my girlfriend like that😟

[@TForce83]

I saw that! My stomach dropped... Heath didn't look like he was joking. I felt embarrassed just watching it. 🙈 Love this podcast though. Long time fan.

[@amberpenelopevd]

TimeStamp?

[@sobbinghorses2188]

@@amberpenelopevd like 40 seconds in lol

[@GGnight1139]

@@amberpenelopevd 23 seconds

[@edithcervantes5945]

What did he say?

[@lindseyreames6575]

I thoroughly enjoy when Matt and Mariah bump into each other when they are laughing hard. It’s one of my favorite things 🥲

[@inesalvarez8107]

i honestly want one podcast where they don’t put their sponsor’s script, like i want to see how zane does 😭😭 he honestly has a customer service voice😭

[@dox9]

0:18 Matt was stressed af 😂

[@chocolatekissesxoxox]

Frrrrrr why is nobody talking about how cringe that was to watch😳 i had to watch it 3 times

[@angel808ful]

NO SRSLY I HAD TO PAUSE IT CUZ IT WAS SO AWKWARD

[@nellyg.715]

Heath was like “don’t talk about my girl like that”

[@iheartskz8357]

i wouldve had that in my mind the whole podcast and then cry after

[@bangtansmandu3536]

Highly weird of Heath

[@cynthiasponce]

1 hr and 22 minutes YOU GUYS BLESSED US 😩😩😩

[@cathy9464]

and 6 seconds😩😩

[@llexxiiajbeauty2274]

Loveeee when it’s over an hr🥳

[@cathy9464]

right 😩🤌🏽

[@rayannchristian1059]

Throughout Matt’s crap story i was LIVING for Heath’s giggles

[@YoshiGatesPink]

I have to say this as loud as I can: "WE HAVE BETTER CONTENT WHEN THERE IS NO GUEST!" Not to say I hate the guest episodes, but I prefer the madness of these episodes.

[@jose_disappointment7895]

Sometimes I skip guest episodes I just like these episodes more

[@Xokatiesinsane]

I’ve skipped most of the guest episodes, I love just the four of them

[@jose_disappointment7895]

@@Xokatiesinsane when it’s just the 4 of them it feels like a group of friends just hanging out. It feels too professional when there’s a guest

[@thomasread6471]

Apart from maybe the brittany broski ep bcos that one was pretty good and they seemed a lot more casual than other guest eps

[@thomasread6471]

@Caitlin Daley oh 100 percent that episode was so good

[@kaelynmillard2611]

As I am watching Zane tell his story about choking, at 15:45 I take a sip of water and the noise he made got me. Needless to say I then choked on my water and laughed at myself for a good 5 minutes. This, This is why I love this podcast

[@madisonbeland4664]

“Because you let it marinate like Sunday sauce” -Mariah 2021 I fucking love her 😭😂

[@mariahluke7159]

Golden 😂

[@sedonagallardo8581]

That joke was so under appreciated!!

[@NeonTearsx3]

The way Matt and Mariah swung back laughing at 1:07:08 was so funny

[@m7b327]

LMAO

[@mayakent2349]

THERE SO FUCKING ADORABLE TOGETHER!! ✨Purest Friendship✨

[@annagolar]

Y’all we are so lucky Zane and Mariah are still with us lmfaoooo

[@saralawton924]

I loved watching Zane come up with the origin of a saying. Y’all need to do that more. Hearing the actual answer is so interesting!

[@justinlove5526]

zane didnt get the outfit color memo 💔💔 all of your fits are fireee though, love you guys!!

[@rheannagutierrez5441]

hahhahha

[@jessiedunnigan777]

The potential!!!!!

[@faym4277]

Zane at the end - “he’s done a lot for us..(shakes head) he hasn’t” 😂😂😂

[@serenal2471]

Matt is SO good at telling stories!

[@alexandraapodaca8026]

Matt apologizing after everything he says to Mariah. lol

[@katelyntrei4736]

he probably felt like he had to after heaths comment right in the beginning. 😅

[@piggywiggy3233]

@@katelyntrei4736 dude fr that was so awkward

[@katelyntrei4736]

@@piggywiggy3233 I could see Heath joking like that but Matt looked so caught off guard like he wasn’t sure it was a joke or not. 😅

[@pickles2791]

Mariah make an ig about your podcast outfits?! You could add where you got the items & the costs. You could probably get brand deals 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@katieaustin9910]

there are probably fan accounts of that where they tag the clothing item

[@priscillas4722]

Heath’s giggles while Matt’s telling his toilet story 😂

[@toxicfeelings9258]

earliest ive ever been to anything

[@loveyourara]

Same xd

[@matthewbrecht640]

Same here

[@JanitavdVinne]

PLEASE do more of Zane trying to guess these sayings’ origins and Heath pretending it’s correct and then him telling the actual origin 😂😂

[@kayley.b444]

The part about the police dog and matt 😭 “it’s psoriasis!!” 😭😭😭 im peeing

[@MaryGaribo]

Zane is so funny 🤣 asking why they don’t glue it or use chemicals for the bird food & Matt & Mariah screaming “its a bird”

[@jennnawalton1780]

Matt is that kid in class who goes “do we have homework or when are you collecting homework”

[@britanialee908]

HAHAHAHHA

[@mikchik00]

Zane doesn’t need Drunk history just let him be sober and try to guess the origin of things.

[@urgentlyj]

mariah and matts coordinating outfits are so pleasing to look at i love it 🤩🤩🤩

[@clauditatoto]

Matt: "I LOOOVE cops...THE SHOW". 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Natalynguerrero]

this is literally my favorite podcast. I love y'all. Every time I watch an episode I never fail to learn a random and obscure fact.

[@luvjacob]

mariah keep glowing up every episode

[@EmilyMNeron]

Heath’s giggle after Matt says “wet shit towels” has me cracking up 😂

[@macypantana]

When Matt said sorry for using a degrading tone towards Mariah when she said she’s never seen a private jet🥺💛

[@tanya.2365]

I am in tears after listening to Zane’s choking story with the tampon wrapper 🤣😭

[@paigeroby1997]

@12:19 I didn't even get to the whole story before I started uncontrollably laughing. A story never ends well with I was eating a piece of bread in a hot tub 🤣🤣

[@shamararomina1064]

Decided to watch this at the gym and I’m sitting here like a fool laughing my ass off

[@mikhaylap3200]

Literally me at the gym watching unfiltered

[@jestrippyeye9516]

i love zanes innocence and concept on women🤣❤️‍🔥 not him calling the plastic applicators “high end “💀💀💀💀💀

[@jayslay4552]

When you all gonna have jeff wittek on? That episode would be CRAZY!!

[@jessicavaisey127]

I think Jeff would be a good guest if he acts normal, can't stand it when he puts on this hard arse persona, so annoying. I hate when they do characters and bits, just be your normal self

[@alexalopez7680]

@@jessicavaisey127 I agree

[@allisonmiller3669]

@@jessicavaisey127 right? Everyone says his humor and dry and he's so funny I just don't get it. Even in his barber show. His interactions that I've seen with Jonah are just cringy

[@caitx777]

@@jessicavaisey127 that’s literally just his humour …. it’s dark and sarcastic lmao ,,,, sorry u don’t get the joke i guess ?

[@jessicavaisey127]

@@caitx777 I get that it's a joke, I'm not a fucking idiot, that's why I mentioned him doing a persona I just don't find him funny, his only funny when hes genuinely being himself and joking around

[@sariposa6681]

Heath didn’t have to be so aggressive towards matt at :45 :(((((((. That was so awkward wow

[@BDd-qx5tf]

IK I FELT SO UNCOMFORTABLE

[@Vivivegaaa]

Glad to hear Matt’s extensive poop story while I’m trying to eat lunch 🙃

[@mebeme99079]

🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@lucycervantes3999]

Literally me too 🤣

[@Beecee07]

I had just sat down with my Panda Express ready to eat , the story was too good I barely ate any and heard the rest of the podcast 😂😂

[@ThatSoonerGuy]

Same lol I had a chocolate shake with my dinner so I just put that sucker away in the freezer for a bit 😂

[@ThatSoonerGuy]

@@mebeme99079 do you happen to watch Garrett Watts? Lol I just noticed your pfp and it reminded me of his videos…😊

[@lopezmictech]

26:25 “I’m not SuperStitious but I am a little Stitious” - Michael Scott (Matt King) 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@tashmarkham]

Can someone tell Zane he can change the time on his phone to refresh his Candy Crush lives and then change it back instead of spending so much money? 😂🤦🏼‍♀️

[@---rx6em]

Wut

[@saneeyakhan89]

🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮

[@pleaseimmastar17]

Omg I didn't realize you could that 😳

[@_Parnell0808]

Wait what?! 😳😳😳 this is new information

[@melissamunoz3283]

Take a shot every time Matt says FUNKO pop

[@pbt57b72]

Ugh mariahs outfits are always amazing 😫‼️

[@Stephgloria]

After 100 podcasts…. I came across your channel and definitely do not regret it. I am gasping for air because your videos are so funny.

[@madisongerber6689]

Seriously the most entertaining and funny podcast ever ily guys

[@rachelcopeland1435]

This pod cast is one of the best podcasts I’ve seen so far👏 love y’all so much! Thankyou for always being there

[@MJ-ch5do]

This podcast is literally just them telling stories and then them saying “omg whattt that’s insane I’ve never heard that story” and them finding out new stories about eachother along with us😂

[@rcelias22]

Omg Mariah’s stories about riding the bus!!! Yasss girl!! I know exactly what she’s talking about with the notes to be dropped off at home with a friend! And stopping in front of EVERY PERSON’S HOUSE so we knew where everyone lived - I could ride around and tell you who lived where growing up!

[@marisahemenway6428]

Shoving fries in my mouth as they’re all talking about choking from shoving food in their mouth 😂 that’s such a scary moment when it happens.

[@nddy7556]

me w cheez its rn

[@Fairydust74k]

Zane’s honest support for his sister is something I wish I had from my brother. 😬😞 Bless you Zane, I’m sure Hadya is very grateful

[@cowboylikeme854]

Hadya😂

[@secret99826]

i love how mariah said “well don’t do it again give them another CHANCE” i love that 😂

[@Hylianjjong]

I know it’s old news now man but god I love that matt is back. The dynamic when it’s just them even with out a guest is amazing

[@lacedrain]

"I don't wanna break a leg, I'm gonna get the part." -Tiffany "New York" Pollard

[@yamiletestrada4505]

Matt: I love to touch the exterior of the plane Zane: with ✨consent✨ though

[@ambzzfarm]

Matt reminds me like he could be the boyfriend on meet the fockers lol

[@KileyLatham]

YOOO HIDAYYAAAHHH IM SO EXCITEDD SHE IS MOVING TO NYYY!! Girl i got u!! WELCOMEEE