Zane Hijazi! // Hoot & a Half with Matt King

[@jeffcorrea444]

Mariah should be next I love the podcast Matt and mike y’all are dope

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

...stay tuned! 💛

[@JessieJiShe]

@@Hoot-and-a-Half yayy!!! Never can get enough Mariah content.

[@hbhtcr5707]

Zane wasn’t lying when he said he was gonna glow up. He lost weight and got a hair transplant. Teach me ur ways. 😭

[@tikaeretopia5966]

bro u just typed how and what to do to glow up da hell

[@sarah_oz]

@@tikaeretopia5966 that’s exactly what I was thinking 😂😂

[@elli2139]

Money

[@kittymeows7452]

Y’all really simp for this man who has the education level of a 4th grader lol

[@TrumpOneB]

It’s called $$$$$

[@user-bu2xv8co5c]

matt better go back to unfiltered for the high episode 😭🙏🏼

[@reezy6555]

!!!!!!!

[@cocoraymond2818]

righttt! maybe he’ll be a guest that episode👀

[@amilmcintosh2101]

No bro he's annoying af. Let him stay here

[@hales1316]

@@amilmcintosh2101 and you're not gonna tell me Kenny isn't annoying?

[@amilmcintosh2101]

@@hales1316 Matt acts like little girl😂

[@2542lauren]

Not me.. simping for Zane 🥵🥵 he be lookin fit honeyyyy, we see u

[@2542lauren]

(As if I haven’t been simping for years, let’s be honest)

[@2542lauren]

@Joe Mama I’m 28 😂😂

[@syd5604]

i’ve been simping for too long

[@Bigjake634]

I’m simping for you Lauren wassup

[@Bigjake634]

@Joe Mama shooters shoot bro I had to

[@sima9579]

the fact that there's a towel on the table lol on a budget

[@Peepeep00]

because of voice

[@katarinabush5390]

I feel that so hard with my channel 😩 sometimes you gotta use whatever you can find in your house to make that set up work 🧐

[@sima9579]

guys i watched the ep with jason apparently its for the voice

[@Essbee1]

Yeah, they should put two towels under a tablecloth!

[@sb-jw7hd]

No budget podcasts are also taped in room corners.

[@mahummasroor9366]

Zane: I've never had a full-time job. His posting schedule makes a lot more sense now.

[@emmariley6951]

In Canada we have a mandatory class called CALM (Career And Life Management) it does taxes,budgeting, and like alcohol and substance use or how to get a job. By far the most important class I’ve ever taken.

[@MiaKadhim]

this must have been after the 90s kids graduated lmao. we only ever did "careers"

[@kt.scarlett]

@@MiaKadhim loll that’s literally what I was just thinking, definitely never had that class and I was born in 93

[@sayalidighe7573]

Matt's voice is so soothing

[@phychodoll1]

its amazinggg

[@cocoraymond2818]

perfect podcast voice

[@piafrantti3389]

I have said that along.... radio velvet voice.

[@ebabaay]

Matt’s stories are literally so funny omg LOL

[@teddy9333]

I miss Matt on unfiltered so much! I support him with this of course he’s doing his own thing and that’s so dope he was just a GREAT part of the show. He was the secret ingredient 🥺💔 lol we Stan Matt here 😂

[@anfalisoverparty]

He wanted to do this along with unfiltered, which he did do for a few episodes. Zane and heath asked him to leave.

[@teddy9333]

@@anfalisoverparty Ohh yeah I know, it was such a bummer to hear that. They claim he would be too busy but Matt is so sweet I’m sure he would’ve made time for it.

[@luisc.c5681]

ngl i miss matt and this is the first time i listen to his podcast but i just cant keep up with both 😭😭😭 hope matt is a guest soon on unfiltered.

[@alessandratrujillo7438]

So glad you’re uploading the podcast on KZbin 🙌🏼im a visual person so I rather watch and listen than just listen

[@SuperDude-fc3be]

Watching this while drinking a tealso

[@kairasicloud]

Underrated Comment

[@evaf8853]

@@kairasicloud agreed af

[@amybudafulldisaster3646]

😆😆😆😆

[@azizmutawa7654]

You guys should do Jeff next.

[@GeorgeJonnie]

Please specify by what you mean “do Jeff”

[@eli_world1885]

Yesss it Jeff again 🤙🏻

[@EzFoMeh]

My name is jeff

[@supernatural5844]

They have already

[@planthub6452]

Do a *video* podcast with Jeff!!

[@evaf8853]

NOT MATT SPILLING AN ENTIRE COKE ON A BABY LMFAOOOO

[@evaf8853]

i would pay so much money to see that

[@tywilkerson2090]

I was hoping Zane would be a guest on here!! I love the intro btw! Hoot and a half is my favorite podcast! Matt and Mike are such good hosts and have such great chemistry.

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

thank u!! intro song is by adam melchor

[@daniaescarcega9123]

I’m so proud of Matt, really putting himself out there and doing the damn thing! I can’t wait to see what the future holds for this podcast Congratulations Matt and Mike on all your accomplishments

[@emmashimanovsky5982]

The teacher’s grade book topic was so ACCURATE! Every detail was so accurate.

[@apfont13]

yall really brought back a childhood memory of going to check my grades in school hahahaha

[@brookmarquez2564]

“We are trying to be professional here” meanwhile there is a towel on the table?

[@theguyfr136]

Holy shit the teachers showing the grades bit brought back a memory from when I was in elementary. Crazy how I can relate to zane and Matt cus they're mid to late 20s and I'm 18

[@internetqueen6221]

omg same i forgot i even had that memory until zane brought it up and im 19

[@marawilbrinkje]

ugh I miss Matt so much on Unfiltered... just Zane and Matt together is just so good.. Matt should ay leased come back for one episode. please.

[@oliverdking]

The old towel on top of the desk was a really nice professional touch

[@2542lauren]

I’m so glad you guys decided to record video as well. I’m sure it’s a big added stress, we appreciate it!! 💕

[@jennblack3412]

I am so dang attracted to Zane!!! Loved this episode! They called it business math at my high school and we learned how to do taxes there. Keep up the great work guys!

[@Dayzee]

The memories you guys brought back when you guys talked about the spiral note book grade check is wonderful! I loved it! Thanks!

[@sharalyngrulke1638]

Matt’s laugh at 6:49. I miss that on unfiltered lmao

[@faithmartin4031]

My first serving shift, I dropped nachos down the side of a lady and they landed in her purse. They were so nice and I was crying and told them it was my first shift and they gave me a $20 pitty tip. long story short almost every time I messed up for the 1.5 years I worked there I told the table it was my first week on the job

[@kirstywright5228]

I have the upmost respect for you aha. Do you cry each time or was that just a one off?

[@faithmartin4031]

@@kirstywright5228 If I couldn't make myself cry, then I would just seem concerned!! one mistake and typically your tip is gone so I definitely pulled my acting skills out

[@kaitlyns9972]

An entrepreneur

[@sweetestaphrodite]

cry✍️and✍️say✍️it’s✍️your✍️first✍️week✍️if✍️you✍️ever✍️mess✍️up✍️at✍️a✍️job✍️

[@deeliciouss98]

fake it til you make it baby go get ur bag ✨✨

[@janelle2890]

Woooah! Yay. I missed Matt's voice, he has a perfect voice for podcasts and audio stuff!

[@neilborbon]

BEEN WAITING FOR THIS PODCAST TO HAVE A KZbin CHANNEL!!!! The unfiltered squad misses you Matt, but I'm still proud that you have your own thing!

[@shoogur3920]

Matt King during a zombie apocalypse on a HORSE is Texas. That’s literally- You guys! He knows where a nearby Ranch is!

[@soccerbopper124]

I love matt & zane together why is this episode so short😭

[@GraceDumdaw]

literally my new fav podcast, y’all are two whole hoots!

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

:)

[@MumBles233]

A different side of Zane came out on this podcast, it’s good to see other sides.

[@lucasbrunoz]

I love Zane, such a charismatic dude. Nice episode! ps: why so many cuts? at least try to hide them, they're not subtle at all

[@nandinikhatter8303]

this is therapeutic

[@gabbssinfante]

Matt we need you back on unfiltered! It’s not the same with that Kenny kid

[@TariqueAli]

Can someone explain to me why Matt left unfiltered ? I'm still annoyed about it, their chemistry was so fuckin good!

[@awsomeaddy]

Kenny just doesn’t fit with them. Idk I can’t get use to it

[@y00ng1]

@@awsomeaddy actually he does, for you not maybe. For others he does

[@karlamartinezzz]

@@awsomeaddy i agree matt had better chemistry with all them

[@caitlinsherman2270]

because he wanted to do his own thing

[@TariqueAli]

@@y00ng1 I don't disagree that Kenny doesn't. But you know what we mean, Matt had his elaborate childhood and family stories. Which brought in, you know, the actual juice and the funny, not wanting to take anything away from Kenny, he's super nice too. Tbh, I also thought after like the first 5 episodes Matt was more dominant than Z&H with the stories

[@monicajacobs1098]

Tape all your podcasts like this from now on, pleeaassse! Love you guys!

[@daisysegundo3118]

Miss your stories in the unfiltered podcast 😭 I hope you go back for at least one video 👀🤞🏼

[@yunitayoung1439]

Matt and Zane finally together again!! I’ve been waiting for this since Zane has stopped making his videos 😿

[@KT-cd7ue]

im on my break at my server job watching this and i loved hearing the stories about shitty minimum wage jobs yall had...it gives me hope ill make it to a better job one day and i shouldn’t take my little work mistakes too seriously😅💖 also so glad u guys started doing video versions of the podcast!!!

[@littlepowerpuff]

Matt mid telling a story getting interrupted with the truly need then reciting the Nikki Minaj quote and going write back to the story. I love you

[@taylorramer]

I’m so excited matt has his own podcast with mike lol also y’all should let joe bring back his teeny weeny podcast on here 👀

[@madisonalexis1080]

If that ever happens to anyone call your local better business bureau, they will contact the company for your money and also give them a fee

[@pppamelis]

Former Cheesecake Factory server/bartender here - Zane, it is not easy memorizing the entire menu! We have to know the ingredients, how spicy things are, etc.. When I was hired, it took about a week of studying to recite the entire menu to management.

[@itsdaniellehuntley]

With a kid like Zane I would give him special jobs. He reads the board to the group. He would do announcements etc. :)

[@DiddiPinkki]

I'm an easy gurl: I see Zane - I click

[@camilasenna3647]

YES!!!! I haven't even seen it yet but I'm so excited that Zane is the guest!!!

[@Meghanalyssa99]

Wow kind of crazy that Matt was talking about Anna Delvey before they came out with the Netflix documentary. Always ahead of the media Matt!! Another great pod, don’t mind me just rewatching!!

[@jordanrosenberg6077]

10/10. This really is one hoot and a half.

[@ohsylviaaahgrace2225]

Zane is so intriguing!

[@sebastianortiz-trejo964]

I definitely notice the multiple slideshow presentation transitions

[@MyCrunchyPodcast]

Mike is a really good host tbh

[@morganwade2597]

Wow! I didn't know this is where Matt went! Good to know now, he is so missed on unfiltered. But the more the merrier, am I right 😄

[@kyleallen1705]

Matt was so mad when Zane said it was “just a KZbin video” 😂

[@quinnsanneman8843]

ZANE LOOKS SO GOOD

[@e_a1210]

So happy to Be here. Missed u.

[@AM-kr1pc]

I would be worried of civil war not zombies... but then again... I didn’t think we’d all be in quarantine for all of 2020 either

[@Stinaz584]

the set looks like when a single man moves into a house and thinks a cardboard box, TV and a lawn chair is fine. LOL

[@roselynbrito1317]

LOVE THISSS!!! MATT AND MIKE IS THE BEST COMBO!! EXCITED FOR YALL TO GROWWWW ETC,ETC

[@Dsbeat7000]

Please bring Zane back for a longer episode love you guys

[@jilliandonnelly1269]

love all of the blog squad and love eevryone in it, for some reason I had no idea matt had a podcast!!!! With other members would have mentioned it! Love you guys keep it up!

[@sarah2427s]

I loved that this was 30 minutes long, honestly that’s perfect length for me!

[@Mattt731]

Here for you Matt always been a fan of you bro, cool to see you doing your own thing!

[@mercibeau]

YESSS FINALLYJDJFJSJFNSJF visuals for this podcast 😭

[@Hoot-and-a-Half]

:)

[@isabelljohansson7136]

Hi from Sweden!🇸🇪 And no we do not get to dance in that situation.😂 we get kicked out from the classroom or we get to study in another room. If we don’t do as we are told in class and we fail there will be a teacher who makes a plan for you to pass the class. Anyway love you guys💓❤️

[@TrumpOneB]

Maybe if you guys buy a big beach towel it would be more cohesive with the beach vibe am getting with the sign.

[@raghadrr7610]

Ohh I missed them together.

[@caitlynlucas8639]

My favorite part of this set is the grey towel as a table cloth 😂😭❤️

[@hectorgonzalez86]

As a Mexican 20 year old I would love to dress like Matt.... well his sweaters and jackets

[@Adriannnnnnna14_4]

Do it!!!

[@guideme1503]

Matt....i have adored you since Day One! So happy you are available

[@zayraramirez498]

This episode was great! Glad to have ya’ll back!

[@hollyhouk9119]

I’ve always simped for Zane but BABYYYYYYYYY YESSSSS. 🥰 luv u bois.

[@madelyngibson1782]

I worked at the Cheesecake Factory and you have a week long training where you just focus on the menu. They teach you little tips and hints for the food and drinks. It wasn’t that hard after a little while. Most other serving jobs I’ve had you have one day of training and then you shadow someone and then boom you’re serving guests.

[@gracemoore6138]

In Canada I had a mandatory "Civics and Careers" class in grade 10. We discussed jobs, made resumes, practised interviews in careers. In civics we discussed by-laws, politics, tax dollars, etc.

[@Lysstaub]

Them: Let’s be professional Also them: *uses a towel as a table cloth*

[@jakkiM939]

I just don’t get why Matt couldn’t stick to unfiltered?? But I’m happy to support this.

[@moha1096]

why is it too short though 😕

[@2542lauren]

omfg the gradebook flashback... wow. That took me back!!!

[@maryb1073]

At my middle school we had RAC, and we would also just have to sit in a room for the whole day and copy a textbook to a notebook piece of paper. Like word for word. And then the outside school was called AEC. Which is where they wore uniforms and such. In high school, probably the same thing idk. But I know we had tardy sweep when if you’re “late” for class, they would make you sit in the cafeteria and copy word for word a textbook. Just like in middle school. So dumb!

[@keniavargas7743]

This wasn’t long enough for me moooreee we want Stacy teas please

[@1818Pancakes]

I was listening in on my sisters zoom today (she's 11). The teacher was venting to my teacher that she was tired of chasing after kids to do their work. She does two kids at a time for 15 mins to answer questions for that days work, and the other girl in the zoom call had not handed in two weeks of work. So my sister just sat there in zoom for 15 mins while the other girl got in trouble.

[@tatum2739]

Zane looks so fit!!! Keep it up baby!!

[@kaydiglawson7767]

If he had fired you , you would have been able to collect unemployment because you didnt really do anything that was so bad it was a fireable offense. He got you to basically quit so you couldn't collect .

[@so.peachyking]

Keep releasing content Matt!

[@katelyncrenshaw2380]

I really do love the intro it gives me such a happy feeling

[@taylordefraties3224]

He said alternative school is if you do really bad shit. I feel attacked! I got sent to alternative school in Kansas City cause I got in one fight in middle school and I had to go there for a year. Was super depressing and I hardly ever went.

[@franciscorojas564]

Wow left unfiltered real quick to make your own wowww😂😂you guys should be the first guest on season two of there podcast

[@samanthamoreno8855]

The relief I just had after I found this channel. 😫😌 Matt I’ve missed seeing you!!!

[@justinalane5242]

They do teach civics in canada. Also they do make the younger kids dance before school. Lmao. When my kids were in public school they had an assembly every morning and the kids would do just dance.

[@katelyndenight1819]

Almost the same exact thing happened to me that happened to Zane. Worked at a restaurant and I would work like 56 hours and only get paid for 49. I confronted the owner and she had the audacity to smile in my face and also try and touch my face to move my head to look at her while she was speaking (I may have started yelling at that point). They ended up getting robbed and also evicted from the building. I already had a job at the time that they told everyone they were getting evicted. Gave none of the workers a heads up so I got lucky. Fun times!! But learnt a lot.

[@bellaxox6008]

Matt, you were so much better in Unfiltered podcast. You shouldn't leave.

[@TianaYoung]

I feel like employers make you fire yourself so you don’t get unemployment? I honestly don’t know if they lose anything when they fire you but that’s my suspicion. I’ve heard of situations like that A LOT

[@jackyv247]

matt and mike laughing with each other when zane said “I don’t got no apocalyptic plan” 😭😭😭😭

[@Majskolvennn]

Zane is really fucking funny ! I wish I had a friend like him, i have the same type of humor

[@_rat_5758]

For my high school personally I’m order to graduate you have to take a semester of Civics and Consumer Ed (taxes and bills and stuff) ,yes its an annoying class to take but I’m so glad it’s a must to graduate

[@trisha9165]

was about to watch something else when i came across this and got reminded how much i love zane

[@darlinerodriguez7423]

You guys (every public figure) should just use their P.O. Box for everything. There are horrible people out there, so if they are weird enough to send you random stuff to your door step, who knows what kind of shit they can get away with sending

[@hayleedupree3250]

When they were talking ab the grade books it unlocked a memory from highschool my teacher had the projector on and displayed all of the classes grades on the board and completely didn’t notice