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[@CRCC830]

jordan has so much hidden lore 😭😭

[@taylorrenteria6308]

I need a Jordan documentary!!!!!

[@gladelynmae]

frrr

[@toastedfrenchtoasty]

I thought he was gay 😭

[@MarbrisaLuevanoDeLuna]

@@toastedfrenchtoasty same lmao

[@jahnyxo]

rightt😂😂

[@olivialee1563]

“I like flinched because…. She touched me” I’m screaming this is so funny i love Jordon on the podcast

[@nanakay5262]

When this podcast came out I criedddd from laughing so mchhhhhh my eyes were swollen the next day

[@steffy09ish]

Can we get an episode with Matt AND Jordan!?! I’d love to hear that conversation, Matt is so good at interviewing guests & helping to elaborate their stories! I feel like the convo vibe would be amazing having all of you on together! ❤

[@easyisnotbusy]

yes!! i wanna see matt REACTING to jordans stories haha

[@hello_danielle]

Jordan being on camera is exactly what we needed. I love hearing his laugh in the background so this was a dream come true lol

[@cass647]

Jordan almost always has a smile on his face even when talking about traumatic things and I just love him and his positivity so much

[@Alexandre_On_Film]

The way I'm crying laughing the first 2 minutes, impeccable

[@TIMYWAMH]

Josh impeccable

[@savannaduprey3330]

you know it’s going to be something wild when it’s a story from jordan😭💞

[@leavibaugh]

“Your reaction is so valid… I would have left.” 😂💀💀

[@michelle-eu8er]

Loved that cus same

[@elizabethst.andrews3717]

Pov: you read the title and immediately know the crazy story that Jordan is about to tell

[@ChelseaAuNaturel]

genuinely curious where u have heard the story before! Jordan is such a light and soooo entertaining ❤

[@kylie1497]

@@ChelseaAuNaturelHe told it on the pod in an old episode

[@charliedawn27]

@@ChelseaAuNaturelhes told both these stories before

[@DoubleC120]

@@ChelseaAuNatureli believe jordan tells the phone story in the beginning of matts ER story episode when he had his appendix removed

[@ditzyclips3963]

Not jordan being out of focus most of the episode 😂

[@jasminecrawford9102]

I was looking for this comment LOL

[@_fridalejandra]

According to his stores he’s been out of focus his whole life lol

[@vero2053]

I thought it was my contacts lol

[@franchescaruiz8072]

Bro I thought I was going crazy

[@arianatorres5776]

NOT THE BLUNT PASS HAHAHAHAH

[@TIMYWAMH]

They passed the blunt so yes the blunt pass

[@tanillesemple5473]

i was laughing so hard off that😂😂😂

[@adalislol4039]

What time stamp

[@TIMYWAMH]

@@adalislol4039 stampy long nose

[@adalislol4039]

@@TIMYWAMH huh?

[@santig1857]

Had no idea Jordan was a stepdad for a bit, that's crazy

[@ambikafulton]

the pan to zanes empty chair took me tf out😭😭😭

[@artistworld4134]

No bc me to 😂

[@gemmmab_]

Honestly I need a Jordan episode once a month to hear all these amazing stories

[@keke_lars]

nahhhhhh "ok wanna talk about my dad" I CANNOT. jordan's stories are amazing

[@jamienicole1987]

"OH you have it 😮 what do I have" 🚬 -Mariah

[@cass647]

When you’re so fake high you forget you don’t have the blunt but still holding your hand like you do 😂

[@jessicaaczerwinski]

IM CRYING LAUGHING 😭😂😂

[@jesss9018]

8:30 “I don’t know what was that” Heath lmaoooo I think that one was missed, but I laughed 😂

[@mags8212]

I snorted😂

[@emmahoward420]

I was going to say!!! ahahah

[@nnneeeiiidddaaa]

he did that in a previous one and i hadddd to keep replaying it, 10/10 reference

[@zarahhbrook]

not the fake smoke sesh

[@vivcorrro]

15 MINUTES?!! MARIAH I NEED 2-3 hours!!!

[@TIMYWAMH]

Her fingers would fall off

[@sydneywhite6996]

Jordan is a special kind of person, once in a lifetime kind of personality. Love him and how he is so authentically himself!

[@rachelivey3684]

Idk what I’ll do when they end this podcast

[@jejepalmer]

why did i have the same thought as soon as i clicked on. i literally just had a feeling that it’s starting to come to a close idk why

[@oliviahiscock9762]

i think i’d genuinely lose it 😂

[@linast4295]

pls don’t make me cry myself to sleep tonight with this thought

[@TIMYWAMH]

No point is using my hearing anymore.I’ll be a deaf gynaecologist.I’d read them lips Rachel

[@jamienicole1987]

SAME 😢

[@Gigimz]

Jordan stories are actually so entertaining. I could listen to him talk all day

[@kayladawson9764]

Jordan, I give you the upmost respect for speaking on the personal issues with your father. It allowed me to not feel so alone in the world when it came to my relationship to my own father and I recognized how it is important for myself to be able to speak on what and who built me as a person. Thank you for being vulnerable because it helped me understand something in my feelings I’ve been trying to understand for a long time ❤

[@makenzieberke3096]

Mariah seeing Jordan’s phone background and says “hi Polly, happy birthday” was soul crushingly adorable 💜

[@j3llyb33]

This was one of the funniest episodes ever please make him come back biannually lmao

[@sidneyroo]

"skin cancer and a little striped tee" is crazy lmaoo

[@barlapaola]

YAY JORDAN ON THE POD

[@carys.huff20]

3:02 mariah do not lie to him that 😭🩵 love u tho jordan

[@Jasmine-kk7fi]

Immaculate episode. Please we need more Jordan!! Such a vibe and so much lore. Also shoutout to Zane for carrying the add reads so comedically in his many styles of eyewear

[@Shefiky]

Jordan should be a side quest character in GTA 6. His side quest would be crazy LOL !

[@yellowbeehead1792]

Jordan is a great storyteller. He is very genuine ❤. Loved this episode!

[@ymena0]

I don’t know why they think the podcast sucks I literally look forward to it every week 😢

[@vliciouss]

!!!!!!!!

[@lyssielou3]

"Oh you have it, then what do I have" 🤣🤣🤣 The blunt passes I cannot lmfao

[@carys.huff20]

22:58 I love that he's holding back nothing 😭

[@CharnelleLakey]

The part when Jordan says he was Furious cos she was burnt 🤣😂Im like laugh crying at the office😭🤣

[@daniellejedra3789]

Can we petition to have a 30 minute video once a week of Jordan & Mariah 😂 I love watching them together

[@kylie1497]

Jordan’s lore is so wild

[@OfficialYamilet]

“Luckily I have women” literally had me CACKLING I love you Mariar 😂

[@JSchock]

“I flinched….because she touched me” 😂😂

[@skylarh2988]

zane nodding “mhmm they’re sponges” made me lol

[@allyloomis1176]

I loveeeeee Matt so much but this is going to be my new favorite episode I fear. Jordan’s laugh is the best.

[@kelseypreston8880]

YAY!!! Have Jordan on the mic more oftennnn!! I love Matt don’t replace him, but just a little more Jordan!

[@madisonbynoe4001]

Jordan is such a character I love it 🤣 The drive thru window at his house I can’t

[@kayla7026]

Jordan taking his headphones off but still speaking into the mic is the funniest thing I’ve witnessed all week! 🤣

[@emelymartinez1459]

I ABSOLUTELY loved this episode! Thank you so much Jordan!!!!

[@Thaliabarbie1425]

Jordan needs his own podcast he is genuinely the funniest person I’ve ever seen😭😂

[@megancastillo5480]

i was dying laughing this whole episode 😭i love all of jordan’s crazy stories😅

[@Ylku7341]

Honestly Jordan is such a gem. Love this guy! Keep this contagious positivity Jordannnn 🤍

[@taygrace]

Also Zane’s hair looks so good!!

[@Hanilane777]

The fake smoke sesh as I’m having a real one 😭😭😭 I swear I would get along with yall so well. Yall are hilarious

[@zionestherc]

you all look so good 😭 absolutely glowing

[@lorrenbrandt]

I love Jordan’s story’s so much 😂

[@hannahp224]

I love episodes with Matt but man I was dying laughing at Jordan’s stories! The funniest episode so far😂

[@tessathompson1162]

“SLIPPERS AND A BEBE TOP”

[@christalcorona3594]

not us getting the jordan half time show on unfiltered

[@jakaijr]

Can y’all be fr about that damn rap 😭

[@lianawilliams3852]

This rap is so Florida coded 🤣🤣

[@DeeYounqstah]

I love when Jordan is on the podcast. He should be apart of it officially!!

[@InsaneCookie92]

I love listening to Jordan’s stories. He’s a great story teller. I also have an estrange father and siblings and it’s a nice reassurance if I don’t want to call him for Father’s Day or for birthdays I shouldn’t have to feel so guilty since he’s missed over 25 years of mine. Thank you for sharing Jordan what a great episode 💜

[@ElizabethP1981]

Ok, over an hour? You're spoiling us!

[@mercys1727]

Jordan is a ray of sunshine

[@prissy8274]

Wait… Jordan isn’t gay??😭 I was positive

[@Daddy.loves.you.]

Not that it matters but he seems gay or bi now. A lot of gay people date the opposite sex before the same sex. I'm pretty sure everyone knows this.

[@evaantosh5857]

*matt not being in one episode in a long time* Me: I miss Matt 😂

[@chelseagarcia5592]

Jordan on the podcast… immediately clicked. 😍

[@TIMYWAMH]

You would click regardless

[@TIMYWAMH]

Gimmie Gimmie Gimmie Jordon after midnight

[@vivianposadas998]

The HelloFresh ad, Heath really had to call out Zane’s mispronunciation 😂

[@ThePrettyTT]

I loveeee that Jordan is on!!!!❤️

[@TIMYWAMH]

He’s on what?

[@irmaatilano1516]

Lmfaoo the cut to Zane saying “hello there will be blood” in the jigsaw voice @ 46:01

[@Yablahblah]

Heath is so sweet and respectful 😭❤️ I always noticed that about him from watching these podcast. Also when jordan was talking about his dad 🥹 I hope he gets to have a better relationship with his father.

[@Patrice3654]

Jordan??? That rapping tho 😮

[@TIMYWAMH]

What about it

[@xenacochi4402]

Thank you Jordan for being so open with us !!

[@richness181]

died when Mariah said they pitched a tent in the cemetery 😂😂😂

[@SteenieWeenie30]

Jordan is a gem, big fan

[@nadiadansani2139]

I love Jordan, he be cracking me up 😂😂😂😂😂 please keep having him back!!! Hire someone else make Jordan a temp guest or something

[@brooklynschoenwald3439]

Heaths hair looks SOOOO good!!

[@YvetteCurtright]

I was going to say this about Zane's hair LOVE their hair!

[@JacobPulis]

I don’t mean this in any negative way. I’m a single DAD to two daughters (have them 100% of the time) and you all have NO idea of parenthood lol love this podcast.

[@noraportieles3607]

Great chemistry with Jordan! Loved this podcast!

[@dominiquesanchez9888]

Loved the intro before the intro 😂

[@helloleesh]

16 minutes in and, like… we knew this, but did we REALLY know… that Jordan is an absolute saint? 🥺

[@fuaubluv]

"I have 2 phones, i lost one at target" "Did you feel targeted" her puns are through the roof i love her

[@JessicaJellyfish]

LOL was not expecting that from Jordan 😂😂 I've done the same, dirty talk on the work chat, makes the time pass faster too 😂😂 Employers CAN check but they most likely won't 🤣💀

[@Downtownmtl33]

this was the FUNNIEST episode. i love you guys 😭❤️

[@feathereagleman7902]

i’ve been watching this podcast for years and never fails to make my whole day. keep it up bud

[@kristalceee]

Zane & Heath your hair looks SO good!

[@td023]

All I could think of when Jordan was talking about his picture of Kate Upton - at Kate Upton height….? In his closet is that scene from hey Arnold when Helga has that weird Arnold shaped head and shrine all in her closet 🤷‍♂️🤣

[@Dollyllove]

Omg they just brushed right past that 😂😂

[@td023]

@@Dollylloveeveryone acting like that was normal was crazy🤣

[@Charlibear23]

My fave episodes are with Jordan! He’s so funny! He needs to be a host

[@barbozaj1234]

Mariah… “well what do I have.”🤣🤣🤣

[@rulywithawhy]

I LOVE THIS PODCAST its all i look forward to in my week

[@johnshay9527]

Jordan is such a great guy you can just tell. The episodes with him are so good I wish he'd hop on more!

[@xjessi_lynnx]

Heath and Mariah should flip houses or interior decorating, such a great sense of style

[@bbygurltx]

OMG PROBABLY THE FUNNIEST EPISODE SO FAR 😂😂❤❤❤❤

[@zarahhbrook]

OKAYY JORDANN

[@aannalisaa]

This episode was so funny! The Jordan lore runs deeeeep😅

[@jamillel2536]

I wish Jordan had a podcast I could listen to him forever 😂

[@lucystingz]

im begging yall to bring jordan more on the pod cause his stories are wild and he is soo funny omg

[@aylakajtezovic7739]

THE WAY ZANE HAD HIS HAND OUT FOR THE BLUNT IS SENDING ME LMFAAAAAAOOOOOOO

[@reenaafdal7366]

My absolute FAVORITE episodes are with jordan 😭😭❤️❤️ he’s lived so many lives 💀

[@xiBACON]

Jordan is hilarious lol, so happy to hear him on a full length pod

[@lighttastic2721]

I can hear these 4 for HOURS!!!! Jordan & his story’s >>>>

[@katechandler1138]

I love when Jordan comes on and shares his stories!