The new Hitman game is just pure nonsense

who requires my services?
►zan clan meme shirts
zanny.merchforall.com/
►My things
Twitch: / theonlyzanman
Twitter: / zannyvids
Xbox: Sir Zanny
Subreddit: / zanclan
Discord: / discord
►Music used
Giueseppe Musolino (Lu rè dill'asprumunti) - 'Ndrangheta: • Classic ITALIAN Music ...
►Outro music: Jazz In Paris - Media Right Productions
• Jazz In Paris - Media ...

[@punisheddogo2527]

8:46 more like a true businesspan

[@yoursexualizedgrandparents6929]

Punished Dogo, more like needs more punishment.

[@ymguanake]

Panishment*

[@lmg6831]

I believe its businessman

[@magnimagnet8670]

@@lmg6831 either someone got wooshed or is tryna fake a woosh

[@liar2k5]

@@lmg6831 bruh

[@skylo4509]

Not just the hitman but the hitwoman and the hitchildren

[@Robopup325]

They're like animals! And I hit them like animals! I HATE THEM

[@BJovanovic1987]

Hitchild*

[@spude850]

@@BJovanovic1987 it sounds stupid if its "hitchild" do you not know the reference

[@BJovanovic1987]

@@spude850 I know it's an Ep 2 reference, yes.

[@ZER-cr4dm]

Racist, did you just assume a hitowman? Oh man you are getting cancelled, lemme steal a nike store too

[@TheEmc2000]

“Cause of death?” “Frying pan. Then chicken. Then banana.” “Wow.” “Then he was shot in the face.”

[@rabidredpanda2888]

@Just a random femboy yes

[@nickefstathiou1022]

@Just a random femboy more like bore ragnarok

[@gabrielxoo]

@Just a random femboy "give my fish and my clown suit.... And I'm ready to go"

[@badreedinedjellali1328]

some say zanny killed 5 targets with grenade then the grenade exploded

[@sergeantspam51]

"then he was hit with muffin"

[@tangerine9889]

“This is Gordon Ramsay disposing of mediocre cooks”😂😂😂

[@eqWillibrium]

Both on regular “Hell’s Kitchen” and whatever the child cook version is called.

[@Captain_-cn4ml]

@The Devil Zanny missed the chance of saying Chef Bezos.

[@Tyleya]

WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE! 😂😂😂😂

[@thatnewpodcast6130]

"I can poison the fast food!" "Kinda redundant, but ok" *GOOD JOKE*

[@lazyDudesGaming]

I only just now noticed! It is, in fact, a great joke.

[@ethansmith6507]

When does the podcast start?

[@thatnewpodcast6130]

Soon™.

[@ethansmith6507]

@@thatnewpodcast6130 well you got a new sub from me anyway I look forward to it

[@franticpotatoes4432]

“I suck at the new hitman game so you won’t have too” Not to worry Zanny, I still suck

[@cyberjackson9645]

Lmao

[@spongemanicecone2548]

He changed the title of the video, lol.

[@franticpotatoes4432]

@@spongemanicecone2548 Aw, well I still suck

[@Acc-nt5dp]

He sucked for you so you won't have to suck but when he saw your comment he said "if this guy still sucks why am i still sucking? Omg i am sucking for no reason." Then he changed the title. In short you suck and i suck for writing this dumbass comment.

[@AssFace.]

@@franticpotatoes4432 we*

[@bullymaguire745]

Me: The evening swan retu... Zanny: meet the black PANther

[@jango4289]

yes

[@nate1511]

The showdown of the century: The Evening Swan vs Hitpan

[@Kotai-Matrix69]

Better than endgame

[@comradekenobi6908]

6:56

[@kilianuwe8731]

oh nu the feels

[@fredoking4481]

Hitman: a serious game about assassinations and death. Zanny: frying pan goes bang.

[@nrcwarface544]

you mean bonk

[@fredoking4481]

@@nrcwarface544 nahhh it's bang

[@terrylandess6072]

Panhandling? I guess assassin pay has suffered.

[@imperium3556]

_Flashback to dressing up as Big Bird in Hitman Blood Money_ Nah, Hitman isn't a serious game lol

[@Daniel-yc2ur]

Hitman is not a serious game at all lol, the opposite

[@kasparisdead]

"Agent, are you still there?" "Nah he's everywhere." XD

[@inferno890]

“Once a evening swan always an evening swan”-Sun Tzu

[@ShukaHusk]

*Tzu

[@ovalrock5527]

*An

[@Punched_Kuze]

“I am very disappointed by this” -Sun Tzu

[@ShukaHusk]

@@Punched_Kuze Lol

[@siegwardofcatarina100]

"This is very true" -Sun Tzu

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

7:44" When that beat drops, so will you" 😂🤣

[@IrvInTheGym]

2:46 💀💀💀 “Where’s the lamb sauceee”

[@adreanquevedo3351]

"I forgot this game had a story." is basically my experience playing all the new hitman games. I'll screw around, complete a mission, and then, boom, story is thrown at me and I'm like "oh yeah, that's a thing."

[@OinglorBoinglor]

I was really pleasantly surprised by 3's story, personally. But yeah, most people don't pay attention to the lore.

[@EduardoGBayod]

@@OinglorBoinglor To be fair we're here to creatively murder people not for another conspiracy thriller

[@guapdaddy7338]

I forgot it had a story until I read this comment, and Zanny said it like 9 seconds ago

[@justanotherblackwhitemicke7817]

@@OinglorBoinglor Honestly the lore INSIDE a level is way more interesting. Thats why I love maps like Mendoza or New York because it has really compelling targets

[@donjaun8435]

@@OinglorBoinglor Thats because the Hitmans exposition is awful now

[@teejalicious1316]

Zanny: Skips the entire murder mystery level Also Zanny: “This mission was pretty lame”

[@wafflescripter9051]

When you’re a serial-killing hitman, murder mysteries are weak sauce

[@offscreen6578]

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, you MAKE murder mysteries.

[@wafflescripter9051]

@@offscreen6578 or you just run through the front door shooting everything

[@jango4289]

yes

[@arjunsatish920]

@@wafflescripter9051 When you're a serial-killing hitman, there is no mystery, only murder.

[@BespinGuard1]

0:13 not to mention this guy has a literal barcode on the back of his bald head he should be easily identified by everyone

[@bullymaguire745]

Wonder what happens when you scan it

[@Nadie47]

No one knows about 47 though. For all they know it could just be a personal tattoo.

[@bullymaguire745]

Maybe it would be 50% off on hit pans new steak

[@user-bp5gx5rw9z]

@@bullymaguire745 in the lore hitman has a barcode because it’s like a keycard to identify him in the cloning facility but in the game hitman blood money if you scan his barcode it brings you to a page on Amazon “6inch double dildo super fun adult toy colour pink”

[@deathgorilla782]

@@user-bp5gx5rw9z Nice

[@dranflame_1236]

Zanny: Throws literally everything under the sun at a man Also Zanny: Smoothly done Agent 47

[@sparinglysalted4951]

“What does this button do?” *Launches a million-dollar ballistic missile at an innocent, unsuspecting Norwegian children’s library.* “Oops.”

[@kendi5391]

Younglings are expandable.

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

don't you mean "perfect" ?

[@kendi5391]

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial That's a perfect shot for sure.

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

@@kendi5391 indeed

[@chainsawboy2388]

@@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial perfect experiment indeed

[@17matt95]

“Where is the LAMB SAUCE?!” *hits the guy with the frying pan* “WELL?!”

[@witherslayer67]

I died laughing when I saw that

[@AbsoluteAzure]

That shit had me rollin 😂

[@revivrevalchn3503]

More like "FLYING PAN"

[@17matt95]

@@revivrevalchn3503 I both love you and fucking hate you

[@Akashathesilentassassin]

@@17matt95 r/angryupvote

[@mkaterr]

"He has muffin to say" i completely lost it when i heard that lmfao

[@Yagashiwow]

"What does this button do?" _Drags the entire server out of the rack._

[@BrandonW9]

I love how he skipped over a murder mystery and then went "this level sucked."

[@wafflescripter9051]

Murder mystery doesn’t matter if you outdo the murderer by murdering 40 other people

[@gameloser2893]

@@wafflescripter9051 then its no mystery who the murderer is

[@myr7663]

@@wafflescripter9051 there’s no murder if no one sees it

[@DeimosA_]

I was half way away from solving it my first playthrough and then the lady walked under a chandelier and I couldn't resist.

[@llv7412]

POGGERS

[@tropicsumo3558]

"WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" he said killing a man by throwing a frying pan at mach 5

[@AET_Gaming]

😂😂

[@raflibudiman1676]

Calmly

[@vixiestarfire]

This would be a great animation 😂

[@bob7598]

now search the body

[@ashutoshsethi6150]

Canon

[@allisterreilly2291]

2:00 the best gordon ramsay impression ever I died laughing so hard.

[@shubhamgarg23791]

"I am become death destroyer of worlds" TWO years before Oppenheimer!! Zanny is a time traveller!!

[@Charlie-cd2nk]

“And this is hitwoman” Twitter: So you have chosen, death

[@Yougotcaged102]

Don't worry Zanny, I'll save you with my *_Gender Equity Beam_*

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

twitter itself, its company, and it's fandom is garbage. it's so crap even pewds and i left it better just leave if you dont wanna lose brain cells

[@greentaigo2552]

@@LavaCreeperPeople who gives a shit about Pewdiepie's opinions lmao

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@greentaigo2552 many people also it's not just him who thinks this lol

[@greentaigo2552]

@@LavaCreeperPeople i am aware, I don't like Twitter, but I really couldn't give two shits what Pewdiepie thinks about it

[@adnancharif9296]

"There is only one Evening Swan, and he's staying alive." -Evening Swan, right before immediate death

[@night_swan]

I'm inclined to disagree.

[@jamesthejoker7415]

Gordon Ramsey just called, He’s very proud.

[@alexhicks6207]

No actual Gordon Ramsey would beat him to death with a leg of lamb for the accent

[@onetimebear5681]

6:05 _"not really sure what to do or where to go next _*_BUT_*_ I have found some cocaine so things are going pretty well."_ You pretty much described my teenage years...

[@brocoo]

“This level was so boring” Plays it like a gears of war game, and doesn’t solve the mystery

[@matthew_jones]

I tried to do it but the butler didnt give me the information so I killed the women and took the case file

[@XmasTree]

@@matthew_jones the butler isn't supposed to give you the information, you're supposed to find it lol

[@Prod.ByLito1997]

The murder mystery is not that hard

[@matthew_jones]

@@XmasTree no i wasnt able to tell him the time of death was 10

[@MorbidGames666]

Pretty sure thats because he got bored by the first mission. Its the games fault.

[@guts5101]

Me when there’s no Kirin or Miro commercial break “this is outrageous, it’s unfair!”

[@cyrusheim8557]

At least we got a puppy in a t-shirt

[@TneVantoni]

Did he just drop an oppenheimer line before hype?

[@animeslayer6348]

3:41 "I have become death The destroyer of worlds" Damn zanny knew about openheimer even before the movie D:

[@rtixboi4193]

You know Oppenheimer was a real person, right?

[@user-ft2zc5or9d]

Bruh that quote has been a thing for 60 years... are u fcking stupid?

[@animeslayer6348]

@@rtixboi4193 yea i know but not everyone knows oppenheimer Most people came to know about oppenheimer after the movie So i was just suprised zanny knew about him

[@charlamagne1233]

Zanny: What does this button do? Shuts down the whole damn system

[@evanbassham9162]

How did you become such a great chef Zanny: The secret ingredient is crime

[@Illuminat-ve5ue]

I love how zanny does the best mission with the best storyline(imo) in a brutal manner discovering nothing about the mission

[@darkmacintosh]

4:39 “Don’t ask” Lmao

[@kieranneato3277]

‘Is this Scott Sterling?’ THE MAN, THE MYTH, THE LEGEN- oh...nope, he died. Can’t be him

[@robertspreine5770]

I was looking for this comment

[@liammccabe793]

The evening swan is a man of many faces Gordan Ramsay The cheddar knight And a dj

[@redwolfvirus4830]

The man channeling his inner Rapunzel with those savvy frying pan headshots.

[@lifefruit9917]

“I forgot this game had a story”

[@elijahdavis5128]

Next title should be “ Johnny Sins kills again”

[@garrettfritzlen]

Why is ur logo a cross?

[@elijahdavis5128]

What’s wrong with my logo being a cross?

[@kiwisontoast]

@@elijahdavis5128 “hurr durr religion bad”

[@elijahdavis5128]

@@kiwisontoast I would like to hear your reasoning behind that. From every standpoint religion is the thing that drives all societal desires and is what most countries were founded on

[@Green_Meanie1159]

@@elijahdavis5128 I'm fairly certain that he was making fun of the other guy.

[@Eve.n.flow1]

“I suck at the new hitman game so you don’t have to” Too late zanny, too late

[@Haeasuy]

Oof

[@shadow_legend7696]

I just noticed when zanny is trying to take away the shirt from miro the Ps5 he bought is sitting right next to him.

[@savory7198]

"ITS FOOKING RAW" as he takes the chicken leg while it's cooking

[@project.chastity]

Me in school, contemplating if I have time to watch the Zanman “Yeah, I’ve got time”

[@darkslash644]

Radio: Germaine? Are you still there? Zanny: Nah, he’s everywhere

[@jermainejay5479]

It's actually Tremaine tbh if you listen carefully

[@NeptuniumNecromancy]

6:22 Killer Queen has already touched the floor

[@GRANDDRAGON-xk3fo]

I love the refrence to Gus Johnson "Just a TOUCH!"

[@cameronmueller907]

"Is this Scott Sterling?" "THE MAN" "THE MYTH" *in unison* "THE LEEEEGGGEEEEND... SCOTT!!!! STERLING!!!!”

[@aiseanaivalu2143]

SCOTT STERLING!!!!

[@Windjammer19]

"1 IS THE LONELIEST NUMBER!" "2 TICKETS TO PARADISE!" "3 TIMES A LADY!" *in unison* "44444444444 EVERRRRRRRR YEEEAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!!!!" 69 likes, not gonna touch it, sorry.

[@calthekonqueror312]

I nearly died cause I wasn't expecting a reference like that.

[@samuelispoggers_ontiktok5207]

“What’s he doing now? Oh he’s crawling from the goal and ..oh my GOD THAT WAS AN AMAZING IDEA!!”

[@3vrLol]

I wanna live in a bunker, MADE FROM THAT MAN'S FACE!

[@lukewiegand9001]

This is honestly one of the funniest gaming vids I've seen in years. Props

[@ItsVenti]

The ad profundis shirt is amazing I might actually buy youtuber merch for once Gg Zanny, it was a very good marketing decision making them funny channel memes and not just a logo ***coughs dream***

[@reague_4055]

This is the fourth time I watched this

[@dantefromdevilmaycry9857]

"There can only be one Swan!" Me: Are we just gonna ignore the Black PANther?

[@night_swan]

Are we just going to ignore ME?

[@coolercolderbear]

@@night_swan Yes, feel very ignored.

[@thess7156]

@@coolercolderbear well, your doing a lousy job ignoring them

[@maryangel6183]

More like the evening span .

[@francescofioroni70]

"Nobody will notice, if there's nobody to notice" Sun Zoo

[@RedSpicyKiwi]

😂 "Sun Tzu"

[@matthias8161]

@@RedSpicyKiwi r/whooosh

[@jamesthejoker7415]

Zanny’s English accent sounds more like a dyslexic Welsh person rather than Gordon Ramsey.

[@loewenstern2795]

6:34 return of the evening swan

[@willtulloch9588]

zanny whenever he kills someone with the pan: “Another happy panning”

[@rebouteguilliman]

"And this is hit woman" Guess she's the punchline

[@wurshraggwurshington2284]

Wait. This scenario would mean Zanny was playing as a Mighty Morphin Power Stranger.

[@jackvail1680]

Equal rights, equal lefts

[@xFirtewx]

Hey Bobby G , how Yvraine going?

[@rebouteguilliman]

@@xFirtewx Splendid my friend.

[@KaseyCryptid]

Dang, I heard this guy's cooking skills are Killer.

[@eqWillibrium]

Zanny: “I have to play the role of a rich businessman” Also Zanny: “GeT oUt Of My FaCe, PEASANT!” This is why I love this fuckin guy. Keep up the good shit, man.

[@thedyingandroid2480]

Zanny: “Say your goodbyes, go on.” Daughter of target: “Goodbye dad.” Zanny: “Alright.” *hits target with pan* Me: 😂 “She basically sentenced him to death.”

[@andrewvazzana383]

That Scott Stealing reference caught me off gaurd

[@The_True_Mx_Pink]

Zanny: Goes for unique kills Me: Still committing warcrimes three games in

[@mercury3512]

"It is a proven fact that generosity makes you a happier person" - Sun Tzu

[@MTNDx]

The, "Where is the lamb sauce!?" Killed me.

[@1tzd1zzy59]

Me: The Evening swan retu- Zanny: The hit pan

[@Darth_Box]

I made this “you don’t have to” comment so you don’t have to.

[@gouravk5004]

He changed the name

[@bradywinterblade1342]

I made this you don’t have to comment on the you don’t have to comment so you don’t have to

[@johnfreepunk6664]

2:07 but… WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE! If he were any other chef I wouldn’t have made this joke.

[@lazarossilvio2509]

I think I saw a ps5 box during the merch plug at 7:09

[@tarkhantarkus]

TRAITOR!

[@OhWillyHost]

Literally wearing my evening swan hoodie while watching this

[@dragonknight1560]

"I'm going now" Mutters "To the afterlife" "Bye my dear!" "Say your goodbyes" Tosses a frying pan upon his head. Thank you Zanny, this was perfect.

[@lothianedwards7816]

That ‘smoking kills’ line was actually so badass

[@rcsantistevan5701]

"Can everyone STOP quoting me!??" -Sun Zu

[@marcofioretti6908]

Agent 47, other aliases: the evening swan, discount Gordon Ramsay, “Shef”, DJ Zanny

[@maximedelice6691]

The Cheddar Knight

[@marcofioretti6908]

@@maximedelice6691 I wanted to write it but I didn’t fit with the video

[@oskarileppanen1154]

"Say your goodbyes" "Bye Dad" "Alrighty then" *yeets the pan

[@mohammedwissam3064]

me watching this in 2023 , zanny says" i have become death the destroyer of the worlds" 🤣 hits different .

[@alphabeast1772]

zanys videos are so rewatchable its insane, ive watched this 4 times just to hear, "THIS IS THE GREATEST DAY OF MY LIFE"

[@peterthenoob2416]

"Agent Swan, coming in." Me: "The Evening Swan has returned. And he's looking for revenge."

[@tubulartortoise2557]

“The way that is the way is not the ordinary way.” -Confucious

[@talphazero1036]

This is golden!

[@the_one_03]

its 12:30 and my dad is sleeping next to me, while im dying of laughter. Much love man

[@captainrunngun1181]

7:28, so you could say that party ended with a "bang" 😂

[@grimoplaywakfupcgame6622]

08:17 this DJ killing man!

[@Femboy_Lover]

2:21 I like how the toilet didn't like him so it assisted in killing him by raising the water level.

[@flymasterkyle1277]

I want more Hitman, Zanny. It’s been two years since a video on this game, and this is one of my favourite videos you’ve ever uploaded.

[@bagablana]

6:26 Tremaine, are you still there? zanny: nah, he's everywhere 😂

[@sneaky1361]

The Evening Swan is now bald

[@jonathonrodriguezthomas6457]

He's not bald, his hair just has that much stealth

[@LinaSaha-hf9nz]

"To bring death upon thy enemies, thou shalt becometh Death thouself"-Sun Zoo,The Art of War

[@nerovfrost910]

Hurls pan while screaming "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE" was top tier timing!!!

[@cystol]

Poisoning the fast food is the epitome of redundancy

[@idrahajedan6515]

“I’m Jeff Bezos” Don’t insult 47 like that

[@friedkimchi1650]

3:36 inaccurate Gordon would never apologize

[@sonalidutt7704]

"Well, my gun has a silencer, so it's still *stealth* "

[@benduckett1797]

Zanny was really on point this video! I can see a real improvement in his video's quality since he began! Great work and keep it going, I love you man

[@JaysJinxed]

“I suck at hit man so you dont have too” into “This just pure non sense.”

[@Febrezeaire]

2:44 “Where is the LAMB.SAUCE.” I will never unsee this

[@nickhoude21]

3:50 "Oh baby I hear the blues-a callin', tossed salad and scrambled eggs"

[@silentstar1776]

2:45 Why is no one talking about the *"Where is THE LAMBSAOUCE??"* 😂

[@SebBarry-bv2hk]

1:33 I present to you...... chef bezos

[@zacklp3844]

....

[@psycommu36]

Zanny when he realizes that there are references in games: 😀🔫

[@CS-yc6qp]

2:16 killed Me of laughter

[@ethernet389]

everyone: best hitman map ever This guy: let's just shoot em all