I make fun of Cyberpunk 2077 so you won't have to

[@theonlyzanny]

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[@iceboxshnee]

platedis

[@tomasnieto7322]

Hi

[@imegemen4631]

Zanny you're the best

[@anakinchillwalker9447]

Hello there

[@Freezy310]

I’ve seen you’ve been playing this on Xbox recently

[@johntorreto4485]

"It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames" LMAO

[@ShadowReaper-pu2hx]

I see you know how to quote.

[@LeFisheboi]

So you watched the video?

[@LockheedC-130HerculesOfficial]

Ah yes, the thing that happened in the video. Very creative and epic

[@Nomad-kr8cs]

most creative thing I have seen so far wow fantastic

[@johntorreto4485]

Don't know what you guys expected from me I just posted a quote I thought was funny.

[@user-gu1ed1kb8x]

"you'll pay twice because I said you'll pay twice!" the prophecy was true

[@EnaTenkiyoGamer]

Lmaooooooo 😂👌

[@gadgetsonesportshub7168]

Kek

[@OwocowyMr]

and the negotiations were short :p

[@jonson3110]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIOyk2yOZdB9gq8

[@Waddle_Dee_With_Internet]

Nice pfp

[@HavokYT]

I definitely want more Xbox one footage tho

[@Bacon.Bits.]

Nice to meet you both, I'm the third reply.

[@ayanman2345]

Nice to meet you all, I am the fourth reply

[@theonlyzanny]

please no

[@themanwithallthewrongopini3551]

@@theonlyzanny yes

[@cuure816]

@@theonlyzanny please yes

[@Blackreighn]

"Nomad, never get angry" It took me a couple of seconds but had me busting up laughing.

[@Scriptures_K]

Same lmao.

[@barahui9]

Didn't even know I didn't get it until I read this

[@motazmohamed1646]

Okayyyyyy..... Can anyone tell me what it means 👉👈

[@Scriptures_K]

@@motazmohamed1646 "No-mad, never get angry"

[@motazmohamed1646]

@@Scriptures_K ohhhh i kept focusing on angry and forgot nomad 🤦‍♂️ Thanks

[@chickenfeeet]

Last time I was this early, Roman still had a Wife, Clone Wick was alive and Sun Zoo was quoted as often as Obi Wan

[@theonlyzanny]

this guy knows his memes

[@pastedknight9869]

@@theonlyzanny the dark side is a way to many memes some consider, unnatural

[@joelskrabek5910]

Rip clone wick

[@joelskrabek5910]

May he Rest In Peace

[@cerealboss425]

And colony was zanny’s favorite leader

[@KeyEpic]

"It's the Police, They want to confiscate my remaining Frames"

[@feebo4903]

Yes we watched the video

[@gaminggaming7658]

@Maronolq it's from the video, he probably didn't read all the comments

[@Short_Shots]

Stop uploading your “videos” please, they are awful 🙂

[@thelastgambler5423]

I felt that 1

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol Best part.

[@viniciusrodrigues1689]

''the wider the smile, the bigger the lie'' - There is no war in ba sing se.

[@Bjjbhcoa86]

The earth king has invited you to Lake Laogai.

[@samkul1699]

Can someone tell me what all this is referencing cuz it sounds kinda familiar

[@Jomococo105]

@@samkul1699 It's Avatar my dude, best show ever

[@Bruh-gc7rd]

Best Tea in Ba Sing Se

[@samkul1699]

@@Jomococo105 yes now I remember 😁 I saw it like a month ago

[@user-gu1ed1kb8x]

"with these I can see through the lies of the Jedi" He's too dangerous to be left alive

[@mewntay230]

He doesn't see the dark side as we do.

[@canadiancanucklehead8310]

“This game is rated M for mature.” The game: “PEE PEE”

[@nightynightlayla374]

Also: DUM DUM

[@Haydis1]

@@nightynightlayla374 This game is currently Shit Shit

[@H.L.Johnson]

This game is so dark and dystopian that the drug dealers don't sell drugs, they sell medicine.

[@raiden1999]

@@H.L.Johnson bruh

[@callmejason3520]

@@H.L.Johnson hahahaha

[@triangletreetea8717]

Peter parker: *exists* Zanny making his thumbnails: *I can milk you*

[@triangletreetea8717]

Yoooo thanks zan man

[@dog_on_chair]

😂

[@luanfelipe9321]

* a skinny cow in the background *

[@Shinobistrider]

It's Bully Maguire

[@cevka1976]

"Wanna hear something funnier than 76?" "What is it?" "77"

[@CelesticCF]

Underrated comment right here

[@houstoncambodia]

Wow. Top tier comment.

[@angelacarlson6443]

Come on. This game is much better than 76. Don't be like that

[@Zack29810]

@@angelacarlson6443 they’re pretty close.

[@WLTR-]

Damn son. Good comment, please take this game award

[@CyberPonz-nc3oh]

Plot twist: the glitches are just Johnny Silverhand messing with you.

[@varun5751]

Nah the glitches and bugs is the customized experience Cyberpunk promised for each player. CUSTOMIZATION IS THE FUTURE.

[@lr2683]

CDPR after reading this comment: *WRITE THAT DOWN! WRITE THAT DOWN!*

[@thyxreaper]

*GOD DAMN IT JOHNNY lol*

[@godo2712]

this game is an actual sequel to DDLC

[@user-tq9sg6lv6q]

Small glitches do happen. Like NPCs phasing outta their cars when driving off. Constantly taking dmg under a car to death when there's supposed to be just small dmg and knockback so your character doesn't flatline. Enemy animations still ongoing despite already being "knocked out" not dead.

[@DarkShark-wp4se]

When the world needed him most, he returned to steal cheese..

[@evvalk8774]

GIVE THIS MAN A FUCKING AETHER MEDAL

[@anakinchillwalker9447]

Yes indeed

[@megasmarionettemaster9570]

So since this is cyberpunk is it safe to call him the cheddarpunk instead of the cheddar Knight

[@oracle8535]

@@anakinchillwalker9447 I slightly dislike you.

[@anakinchillwalker9447]

@@oracle8535 ok, why

[@kingsouaib4446]

''Turn out this game was made by bethesda all along'' got me crying LMAO

[@pudimy]

It really looks like fallout though lmao

[@RedRPStudios]

The similarities are honestly “Breathtaking”

[@syedelhem12]

You will pay twice cos CDPR said u will pay twice 😆

[@kingsouaib4446]

@@syedelhem12 Yup def Bethesda work behind it i'm sure lmao!

[@acidstorm001]

That one got me too. Sad but true. This should not of even been released on the old consoles. They should of pushed it for a Jan 2021 release and never for the older consoles. That's what REALLY did them in. I play on PC and haven't had hardly any of the problems the PS4 and XBOX consoles suffered. They should of stuck to their guns and said NO last gen consoles! Could of saved them the lawsuits and all the damage to their rep. Bethesda survived all the criticism, CDPR can too. They are better than this, but the powers at the top are what ultimately fucked them as they tried to develop 7 different versions of the game to sell on everything... sometimes you just need to focus on what is doable, rather than forcing it on consoles that couldn't hack playing this game.

[@kinganson7908]

"they're not even shooting, they can't see either"😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂

[@justamanofculture12]

So next-generation and real lol

[@antoine6760]

😂😂😂😂😭😭

[@MogauIsak]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@epikdanny8887]

4:50 "Oh God, it's CDPR themselves". That was priceless!

[@friendlyplayer92]

YES

[@Nickelodeon81]

Lmao

[@AdityaYT]

Ironically he did pay twice LMAO because he switched to PC later

[@HavokYT]

1:10 i hope cyberpunk and rocket league do a crossover, i want that car skin

[@coldkillquik1577]

First

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Seeing you on non-for honor content is trippy

[@burninghotdogs4876]

@@coldkillquik1577FiRsT

[@ayanman2345]

Cyber Punk and Forza did a crossover

[@theRalphinader]

But then he wouldn't be able to hit any light parries.

[@Cyborgsm]

“*You’ll pay twice because I say you’ll pay twice*” “Oh god it’s cdpr themselves” 😂😂😂

[@Cyborgsm]

4:56

[@RyuKaguya]

You paid twice?

[@theblazingblight]

@@RyuKaguya I didn't pay once

[@RyuKaguya]

@@theblazingblight good for you random citizen.

[@realspeedghxst]

@@RyuKaguya why pay twice when you can download it for free?

[@Alcatrazz231]

"I'm like Logan, at the end of Logan" Ok zanny

[@mcblaze2985]

Nah he means when he’s kicking ass in the forest not when he dies, although he could have just said he’s like the evil Logan clone

[@ludos1963]

He ain't wrong tho

[@OrosIII]

@@mcblaze2985 But the clone dies as well though at the end. I think he should've just said he's like the camera man.

[@negativeplayer4446]

5:46 *"This is actually cyberpunk 2020."* Well that was accurate.

[@grim1044]

A little too accurate

[@nemezizthedestroyer5237]

Timestamp

[@negativeplayer4446]

@@nemezizthedestroyer5237 5:47

[@valac4199]

《BLAZE》 FromMobile 5:44 is a better timestamp

[@notmomoayase]

the plot of f9 is actually cyberpunk in space

[@yourveryownlocalmoron6874]

"Turns out this game was made by Bethesda all along" Greatest plot twist ever

[@Krcun774]

Indeed

[@TonXD69]

It's fallout 76 all over again

[@Honed-]

i wouldnt compaire the two, its an amazing game on pc. it just sucks that last gen console get the shaft... if it was a bathesda game, it would be a buggie broken mess on all platforms. its really fun on pc, but i get that not everyone plays games on pc.

[@goonerOZZ]

@@Honed- as a wise man say in the video: "it's a game company! They're all the same!" 😆 This video even ended the game (which was played on PC) with a crash and he can't get back into the game, I can't even see where it's "good" in PC.

[@dualityofgin]

"You'll pay twice." "OMG it's CDP." - I AM DECEASED.

[@slainr3azonz627]

hilarious LOOL

[@1narius.brisbane]

"Just grab a next-gen console, oh thats right they only made 6 of those" 😂😂

[@TakaChan569]

same could be said for any gpu as well, still waiting to buy a 3080 that isn't being sold by a scalper -_-

[@1narius.brisbane]

@@TakaChan569 i just recently bought a 3080 on PC case gear website for about $1,300 Australian. They should still have some in stock

[@TakaChan569]

@@1narius.brisbane Just looked all sold out lol, 2020 has been a year i want to forget so badly. Also i never really built a pc from scratch(this year would have been a first) the prices are all over the place. On NVIDIA's site it has them listed for 750+, but 1300 on some.

[@awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959]

The rest that everyone else have were unsold stock straight from the factories they were made in.

[@etam8099]

@@awesomeglassestonotseecrin8959 it would be okay

[@lochnessable115]

“Darth Maul has 7 inches of meat.” At least before the ‘incident’

[@chestermops3732]

I know it’s been eight months but i need to know about that "incident" pls enlighten me

[@Grimmjowjaquerjaquezismygoat]

@@chestermops3732 Maul got cut in half

[@unclebayek8923]

“Why’s it playing at 360p?” * checks quality * already 1080p60

[@mlgproplayer2915]

lol

[@wattson3683]

Lòl.

[@juneslimy]

Lé Løl

[@meerowais9608]

Lé Løl lè

[@Clayvalue]

AAAHJHHHHHHH LOLLLLLLLLL

[@tek008]

Zanny: "I've never been this immersed in a open world game!" Dying Light cries in the corner

[@rockydyson5035]

I always respect a fellow dying light player

[@tek008]

@@rockydyson5035 still grinding to this day!

[@rockydyson5035]

Me too!

[@banilo1022]

Don't get me wrong, I LOVE Dying Light, by far, it's the most fun i've had with a game im my whole life. But Dying Light is anything but immersive, in my opinion, still pretty hyped por 2, hope it doesn't fuck up as much as cyberpunk

[@Oreosmilkshake]

​@@banilo1022 Same i really had fun while playin Dying light

[@MissesWitch]

"oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames" can't stop laughing at that part

[@StrItsSelf]

Ngl I love the game & CDPR but I couldn't help laughing at this shit 😂

[@qman2061]

12:38 "There's kids in this game? That's fucked up" Anakin: This is where the fun begins

[@JackBob.]

"I'm like Logan.....at the end of Logan"

[@SnifferSock]

So... dead? Lol

[@Bruce_Black]

@@SnifferSock dead as hell

[@fastalligator18]

I like how he says it at the end of the video

[@justamanofculture12]

@@Bruce_Black just like your mommma

[@justamanofculture12]

@@Bruce_Black sry jk

[@jebidiahgrassoblue1879]

"I'm like Logan at the end of Logan" such a way with words

[@shadowvillefox]

It’s the fokin movie m8

[@loganstewart3369]

Lol for a second i thought u were talking about me and i was like "tf how does he know me?"

[@colt4505]

@@shadowvillefox It's a "fokin" joke, "mate."

[@zyrocraft892]

"Oh god it's the police, they want to confiscate my remaining frames." -Zanny

[@itzwoody1649]

Wooow. It really makes it that much funnier. thanks to u guys just fucking quoting a part of a vid. Really great job man 👍

[@普拉达]

@@itzwoody1649 you're equally as unfunny with your gây profile picture

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

@@itzwoody1649 we didn’t ask.

[@itzwoody1649]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK do you guys actually enjoy what the KZbin comments have become?

[@itzwoody1649]

@@普拉达 touché

[@francisbartoszewski2284]

"Ocular systems. With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi". I died.

[@dibril6404]

"Ocular systems...with this I can see through the lies of the Jedi, Hands...with this I can pull up todays sponsor..." started laughing and immediately subscribed you sir are awesome

[@officerwalter8877]

You should've called your car the AutoMaulbile

[@steelbear2063]

Doesn't sound as good as it reads

[@ringwraith932]

Zanny when he choses corpo: “I’m going to climb that corporate ladder”

[@ender01o66]

@Playing Games bruh

[@jesusgonzales9403]

@Playing Games no one care bout ur dumbass video lmao

[@meredithwhite272]

Only to fuck it up a few minutes into the prologue.

[@ivann2172]

"It really sucks playing a half-baked version of what could be one of the greatest games of all time"-The Act Man

[@pesii1452]

Not even half baked, some ingredients are just missing

[@AlbinoKneecaps]

It will probably turn out like the witcher 3 in a year

[@rahmadrenaldi2624]

@@AlbinoKneecaps hopefully, because free dlc are the reason I'm buying this game

[@ryhanzfx1641]

@@AlbinoKneecaps no. There are no excuse, the game scope is far different than Witcher 3

[@notmomoayase]

it really sucks watching infinity train while playing cyberpunk at the same time

[@ceooffredbearsfamilydiner4752]

“Darth maul has 7 inches of meat”-Sun Tzu “Art of War”

[@smonss]

Lol

[@MidTierMenace777]

XD

[@user-pq9gy3fq1q]

"Wait a second, this ain't a pig playing a block game, where am I?" -Sun Tzu

[@thomasweeden2683]

“Turns out Bethesda made this game after all.”

[@toniman3420]

ye i died there XD some times on doom games it gets to blurry for no reasson .

[@200Carl]

Bethesda games aren't even that buggy and with such bad AI and bad interactions

[@nutmalone5527]

@@200Carl exactly, people dont realise the issue isnt just with performance

[@BurZ1349]

@@200Carl you are literally talking out of your ass. Bethesda has spreadsheets full of bugs and glitches Month 1 of every single one of their games. Granted this is true with many games but Bethesda is Infamous for them.

[@leev9406]

@@200Carl The bad AI isn't being talked about enough. Its embarassing for a game that's so heavily marketed

[@shadowwolf7177]

Zanny: Puts Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail *A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one*

[@kylebenjamin2125]

the return of the king

[@gooci6907]

No one expects the surprise Toby Maguire

[@KingShibe]

Cyber Maguire

[@theguywithsomething8634]

@@gooci6907 I wasn't expecting some sort of Maguire Inquisition

[@sharko3211]

6:15 “Whatever made you think I work here?” You’re standing behind a bar dressed like a bartender

[@silversol8476]

"They're a Game Company, They're all the same!" Best line lol

[@nickthehuman123]

"'Nomad' you never get angry" I almost deleted KZbin after that one

[@waterdroplets1627]

🤣

[@Kennedf40]

🤣🤣🤣

[@Krisxx8_]

No you didn't

[@nickthehuman123]

@@Krisxx8_ I legitimately closed KZbin, opened the app store, and stared at the screen for a few moments

[@Yominication]

Why?

[@huricanethreeonesix]

"Oh no, the fanboys got mad. Get 'em! Listen to reason please; they're a game company, they're all the same!" Cracked up there XD

[@koblosrga42]

At 11:57 I heard "I REALLY WANT TO STAY AT YOUR HOUSE" and for a moment it broke up the comedy lol

[@BJovanovic1987]

HOLY FUCK. I was just rewatching the video and then saw your comment. Excuse me while I go sob in the corner, you can join me so I'm not alone in my misery.

[@koblosrga42]

@@BJovanovic1987 I gotchu man, that show was devastating 💀😭

[@ionobru]

I hope Zanny watched edgerunners ngl

[@TienShinhan-g1f]

​@@ionobru he did

[@ionobru]

@@TienShinhan-g1f peak

[@alamobr]

"Look, it's italian Darth Maul: Kenobeeeeh [shakes hand]"

[@obi-wankenobi57bby]

*Ikr*

[@himeko903]

General Kenobi!

[@etam8099]

Godfather theme intensifies*

[@Hellyeahray21]

I'm italian Mando

[@mariebothma5988]

He has no legs!

[@johnblackflag8746]

"They're not even shooting, they can't see either!" LMFAO. I have it on Xbox One... Very accurate... Unfortunately.

[@CreamySenpai31]

I feel your pain sadly...

[@jonnyvasquez5347]

What type of Xbox

[@095mateusg]

Let's hope the january and february patches fix the game on base last gen consoles. Honestly if it was this bad on the largest consummer base they should have just delayed it again.

[@hunterlord101]

I have it on Xbox One X and while I've encountered some frame drops it thankfully hasn't had a ton of pop in or screen tearing issues yet- although I'd say it's at its worst when I'm driving

[@kareemwilliams3204]

@Daniel Chamoun its newer console

[@badavin]

Guess who’s back. Back again. Zanny’s back. Tell a friend

[@opticalorange2316]

Lyrics of my life

[@Drewdwn2]

He never left

[@tommyschroeder3336]

he is back

[@ScriptWriter66]

He wasn’t gone for long

[@jamaphy8621]

Poo fat crisps

[@synergy8879]

at 11:58 you can briefly hear “i really want to stay at your house”

[@j.f3582]

When Keanu Reeves is added Zanny: “I am Cyber-Wick!”

[@swiftpenguin1264]

Me when I see Tobey Maguire in the thumbnail: The Return of the King

[@alexismoreno9805]

"Stop encouraging my addiction" - Zanny from last video.

[@Cheese587]

Pizza timw

[@benscotty]

*Zanny the whole time “this game sucks ASS!!” *soundtrack comes on Zanny: LETS FUCKING GOOOOOO!!!!!!!🤣🤣

[@quehay45]

"May my new life have better graphics." Definitely putting that as my grave's epitaph.

[@iquipthedip]

Me when there isn’t a Kirin break: Surely the archives must be incomplete!

[@thewatcher7094]

Where is heee!!!

[@brosephmyth]

I’m sorry, but the commercial you’re looking for simply does not exist.

[@iquipthedip]

@@brosephmyth If an item is not in our archive, it does not exist.

[@klaus7312]

7:40 "Stealth has failed, it's fine tho cause now we can listen to the sick soundtrack" Payday 2 in a nutshell

[@YTDeepshock]

Stealth. Hot Jams. Pick one.

[@joenathan8594]

How loud is a flamethrower in Payday 2, can l use it in stealth?

[@areyawinningson1574]

@@joenathan8594 I would presume no but the best load out for stealth is a silenced pistol with akimbo smgs

[@joenathan8594]

@@areyawinningson1574 well you presume but I need hard facts. Eh, fuck it I'm doing Shadow Raid with a Flamethrower.

[@areyawinningson1574]

@@joenathan8594 I’m gonna be honest I’ve never done a full payday mission stealth

[@123akash121]

13:45, I shouldn't have laughed as much as I did

[@notmomoayase]

me when i'm vibing to mr bean

[@matteocdt5214]

he is the one laughing at the sign, i'm just laughing at his laughter

[@alonewanderer4697]

13:34 got me just as good

[@mettatonneo1147]

“Can my new life have better graphics?” God: “Well yes, but actually no.”

[@rolandcunington9447]

"There not even shooting,they can't see either" fuck me 😂😂😂

[@mukaofssn]

😂😂

[@sunny-vega]

they're*

[@PeriodVampire]

@@sunny-vega shut up

[@Kementhuuuu]

"You can be a nomad, never get angry" that's actually a damn good joke if you ask me

[@jkthegreat5687]

Then we wont do that thank u for letting us know

[@hannahhoppe8377]

Its definitely a reasonable dad joke 🤣🤣

[@Kementhuuuu]

@@hannahhoppe8377 Ikr, my dad used to make jokes like that all the time

[@hannahhoppe8377]

@@Kementhuuuu I love wordplay 🤣

[@hannahhoppe8377]

There is a place near us named Naracoorte.. My dad used to tell me thats what you played “skinny tennis” on..... 😐

[@logansullivan576]

"Go back to sleep Samurai! CD Projekt Red hasn't optimized the game yet!"

[@PlantBuildThrift]

“See through the lies of the Jedi” got me.

[@mojilow3885]

The hope in: “Mr. T?” And the disappointment in “oh.” Was just heartbreaking

[@infinityhand6569]

"I pity the fool who bought this game!"

[@mojilow3885]

Hahaha!

[@thatoneguy6580]

Turns out this game was made by Bethesda all along. I died laughing

[@hazo111]

Yeah bugs in this game is funny and hilarious, as long as is not a game breaking bug which prevents from progressing through the story. I think they had similar issue during the Witcher 3 launch, but then they manage to pull it of, give them time to polish the game, but I agree with most of the critics they should have not launch the game at that state for console. It's a bummer. As for me, I might be on the minority section, gotta admit when playing on pc, I enjoyed the Story, Character Development and the world environment.

[@CreativeUsernameEh]

I don’t remember Skyrim ever being this bad.

[@purifiedwater4217]

@@hazo111 i havent come across any game breaking bugs, right now im just laughing my ass off with the harmless bugs

[@steelbear2063]

Truth is - the game was rigged from the start

[@xanzibar]

@@CreativeUsernameEh Then you never played it on 360 or PS3 at launch or flat out lying.

[@Fanfictation]

Toby Maguire is more than a meme at this point, he is literally part of Zanny's branding... I absolutely love this. Edit: Over 200 likes in a day, thanks!

[@TheRobloxianTacoLord]

Once Zanny becomes a gajillionaire he's going to hire Tobey Maguire as the narrator of his KZbin videos.

[@cadewehrle6556]

“Behind the chameleon, it’s camouflage will hide us” funniest thing I’ve ever heard

[@reezwave]

0:54 I love how everyone have the same bugs, like it's a feature or something

[@notatrollll]

The fat black t posing lady in the club i thought was doing it on purpose when i saw it lol. She was mumbling like she was high. Oh well.

[@thegreatpiginthesky3904]

It just works

[@agentundercover]

On PS4, oddly didn't have that? But the blurry floating pizza is immortal though...

[@AlastorCreations]

Played on PC and didnt had anything of that but then again ... PC FUCKING MASTER RACE CONSOLE PEASANTS ! ! !

[@thebadwolf3088]

@@AlastorCreations funni, I laughed 7 laughs

[@elijahdavis5128]

I’m surprised zanny didn’t make his character look like Toby Maguire

[@adolfpotter1382]

same

[@WhoodoN7]

shame

[@saikou933]

Blame

[@Shakey-lv3ez]

Wanye

[@saikou933]

Lame

[@mayorofpenistown2173]

‘It’s the cops, they’ve come for my remaining frames.’ That has got to be the funniest shit I’ve heard in any video for a while.

[@mayorofpenistown2173]

Btw this was technically an original comment as I didn’t see the comment section before typing this.

[@Optimusj1975]

I'll refer to Takemura from now on as "Discount Jackie".

[@chuckcharlez]

Zanny: i ruined my life so you don't have to

[@nathanielreik6617]

Has blades covered with blood attached to his arms surrounded by bodies: "I'm innocent!"

[@thatdudefaught6981]

zanny: sees katana also zanny: *for honor kensei dodge ptsd*

[@anthonylemmersvieira465]

I really respect the way you made fun of the game and at the same time highlighted all the good points it has

[@benwilliams3539]

Nomad: "a life of raiding and looting, totally full of honesty and integrity"

[@rinakatsuki2801]

If you only raid and loot bandits, you can technically still have honesty and integrity... XD

[@godofchips6288]

Welcome to cyberpunk

[@1gbuzzin]

“With this I can see through the lies of the Jedi” 🤣🤣

[@urekmazino2086]

"Oh no its your fault! You can't play the game if you don't have a $3000 PC!" - Fanboys

[@DatCrazyOokamii]

This is true for people playing CoD warzone too

[@audegameuse1272]

xD so true

[@SNSTR]

It doesnt even work on a $3k PC lol, my pc is quite high end and Cyberpunk is still buggy asf for me.

[@SNSTR]

@@DatCrazyOokamii I dont have issues on Warzone but tons of bugs,fps drops on cyberpunk

[@DatCrazyOokamii]

@@SNSTR Really? Yikes. They rushed this game too much. Could have done with aother 7 years

[@Mozephus80]

“It’s the police. They want to confiscate my remaining frames”

[@yoyogangsta6696]

11:04 "what are they gonna do hit me" Narrator: little did he know...

[@Omnipotentmonkey]

"It'S oN sEvEN YeAr oLd hArDwaRe! WHat dO yoU ExPECt?" Why don't you ask Naughty Dog, Guerilla Games or Rockstar... especially the latter...

[@MAsOCLisMO]

I gotta say that the problem with cyber was doing a game on ultra high end pcs and them remembering they would have to optimize it to old gen them that's were the shit show began

[@thanishdavipaul2876]

iam mad at cdpr, but nd and guerilla games make game for one console and rockstar pc ports are shitshow, but what cdpr is just unforgiviable

[@Sebastian-yl7nq]

And still, Red Dead 2 is a far less demanding game, most of the world is plain fields. But if I remember correctly, even they had to tune down settings on base Playstation 4 and XBox One X, in St. Denise because the frame drops were getting out of hand. RDR2 also is a game firstly developed for consoles and later beeing ported to PC, Cyberpunk feels and plays like the opposite. Either way, this doesn't excuse their false marketing. They promised it runs "surprisingly well" on base consoles and it doesn't. Maybe they meant they're surprised it even starts

[@thanishdavipaul2876]

@@Sebastian-yl7nq still rockstar being compared to cdpr as better doesn't make any sense

[@Sebastian-yl7nq]

@High Chancellor Tirpitz Who is this reffering to?

[@supersaiyanprince4367]

Zanny: “Like the video to see through the lies of CDPR” Me: “Don't mind if I do”

[@cnseref1328]

I laughed all along but I lost it completely at "you're breathtaking".

[@firstbornimperialfistmarin3563]

7:12 That’s not the emperor, he’s nothing but a false prophet And finish space marine

[@TheNimbleOwl]

zanny: "with these eyes I can see today's sponsor." me: "And with this mouse I can skip today's sponsor."

[@tobydude7462]

haha

[@heresywithana]

11:55 the show gives me PTSD no matter where I go

[@project.chastity]

The fact that Zanny didn’t let us see his custom junk is not cash money. Might as well be a Clanker without the proof.

[@dreliq981]

Or clone trooper that's actually a Clanker

[@TheSpanishzombie]

They released it knowing damn well it wouldnt work on base consoles

[@redrive6874]

But I feel like it's also the people's fault for complaining about the delays. I'm not a project red fanboy I actually never heard of cyberpunk till this year.

[@redrive6874]

But I feel like it's also the people's fault for complaining about the delays. I'm not a project red fanboy I actually never heard of cyberpunk till this year.

[@shaunthesheep24]

Bunch of greedy fucks. That's where a majority of there pre orders came from.

[@scoutanimations.]

Zanny: uploads Everyone: HE DID THE THING

[@timmarascipio7506]

"I'm innocent, I'm innocent!" Gets me every time. 😆

[@blvck.8197]

11:03 Zanny: "What are they gonna do hit me?" Ai: *Challenge Accepted*

[@NoHesiGG]

"I make fun of cyberpunk so you dont have to" I think youre a little late for that zanny

[@katsu8255]

Bro you got a fortnite picture

[@NoHesiGG]

@@katsu8255 yeah and i get thousands of views while you get 0

[@katsu8255]

@@NoHesiGG bro nobody cares when u make fun of cp 2077 but play fortnite

[@NoHesiGG]

@@katsu8255 I like the game doesnt mean i cant make fun of it?

[@katsu8255]

@@NoHesiGG like what you want but its the same thing when i would play roblox and would make fun of gta5 or something

[@waser6438]

“Kenobi...” -Zanny doing an impression of Italian darth maul.

[@hellohelloington9442]

*darth

[@TeenWithACarrotIDK]

Still alive?

[@rafitojuan]

*KE* *NO* *BI*

[@waser6438]

@@TeenWithACarrotIDK Maybe...

[@nightk3717]

@@hellohelloington9442 maul is no darth you casual

[@MightyManotaur22]

Man the story and world building in this game are so effing incredible. It's such a shame that it ran like garbage for a year and a half.

[@hk-47droid64]

"Somehow, Maguire returned."

[@O_Haraa]

"Mr.T! Now he's Mr.F, rest in peace." I laughed more than I should at this.

[@jasonjohn3612]

"Turns out this game was made by bethesda all along" So it would seem........

[@nice1bro759]

*Pirates of the Caribbean theme song blasts*

[@KaiRS_]

14:04 zanny is a prophet (the trains came in 2.0)

[@anthonyrafn6831]

I see Zanny’s crippling “putting Tobey Maguire in his thumbnails” addiction has returned

[@steelbear2063]

Gonna cry?

[@asemalott8503]

4:52 the Negotiations were short

[@maddoxcindy5017]

I love the Star Wars references throughout the window and comment section

[@Prince2king85]

I couldn't stop laughing when he said " Its their fanboys, listen to reason". So funny, so true.

[@jamezn7729]

I absolutely lost my shit at 4:55 my god this video is a gem. Thank you for this