Halo Reach for mature audiences

[@thearticgamer7232]

Bush glassed reach

[@AAhmou]

Cleansing beams can't melt steel beams.

[@mbalfour]

Reach was an inside job

[@danhendrick2248]

This is actually the perfect comment

[@lewatoaofair2522]

Those weren’t planes. They were banshees.

[@MChief123]

The prophet of truth and the arbiter were ONI agents. Arbiter acted like he was switching sides because ONI needed him to remove truth immediately.

[@juancarlosii9794]

So apparently this is for mature audiences, that means that Zanny can't see the video after recording it

[@Nivrek_14]

Lmao

[@dareeljeffbezos3108]

Juani_ 05 lmao

[@Nivrek_14]

@@dareeljeffbezos3108 you send this to me not him,lol

[@Nivrek_14]

@@dareeljeffbezos3108 click he's name first so you can send this to him

[@estebanmuriel2003]

Ha

[@mryeast101]

Halo 2 anniversary announcer: Fire your weapon with the right trigger

[@MapleLeafAce]

I said this out loud in the announcer voice and cracked myself up.

[@johnormesby4811]

To penetrate the armour of the player on the opposite team and kill the player to score

[@anubischild7293]

Don't sprint in halo 3

[@SoupLizardd]

Use your controller to play the video game

[@mitchparker6319]

SCORE to WIN!

[@ghostriposte2977]

Zanny’s friends: *start fighting* Zanny: YES, YES, CONTENT!

[@grimgorisdabest5929]

UNLIMITED CONTENT!!

[@hlinneyefc75]

UNLIMITED CONTENT

[@aaeve5676]

AMUSE ME!

[@rubyportal1249]

Zanny: "Let them fight"

[@mkmarcus7390]

“They speak sangheili when they play elites” Just the image almost killed me

[@metetural9140]

*WOD WOD WOD*

[@user-cj3ik9qq6m]

Mete Tural WORT WORT WORT*

[@metetural9140]

@@user-cj3ik9qq6m its sounds like wod tho. Although I have heard some sound like a wort. I dunno Sanghelli or reverse Johnson is confusing

[@thatkarmaguy5356]

*unholy shouting*

[@sirwrench6972]

WE WORT WORT WORT TO GLORY AND OUR VICTORY

[@YTmakesDumbUpdates]

"They speak Sengheili when they play elites" *_WORT WORT WORT_*

[@fancispy6925]

aaaawubadugh

[@monkemonke2298]

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

[@diamond_tango]

Tabooey

[@urbanshorty1670]

NOOOOO

[@trustypotato9998]

Mombsey?

[@TheWanderer7274]

I dropped my phone today and the screen literally looks like Noble 6’s visor in the final mission

[@maul5578]

F

[@nathanielb9016]

I think that’s pretty epic

[@TheWanderer7274]

Maul thx bro

[@TheWanderer7274]

Nate Balmoris me too 😂

[@gamer65688]

Ok this is ebic

[@destroyerinazuma96]

When I see 1400 ppl playing OG Reach I recall the article about the people who played OG Halo 2 until he bitter end and kept the game running very late, as the original Xbox's servers were closing down.

[@maul5578]

Destroyer Inazuma what

[@insurrectionofthedamned803]

@@destroyerinazuma96 holy shit...thats history right there

[@destroyerinazuma96]

@@insurrectionofthedamned803 yeah, I also had no idea until a French gaming website ran the story.

[@yimpax1222]

Destroyer Inazuma bruh those people are fucking legends

[@aidenblack242]

I've been playing OG Reach since I still don't have mcc, soon tho lel

[@darthrevan5422]

“Sir, why did you sexually assault that woman?” “I thought she was going to jump on!”

[@colton2680]

I guess she can jump on my high ground eh?

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@colton2680 ok comrade this is *_EPIC_*

[@colton2680]

ComradeKenobi Ah, I see my left ego has come out to play....

[@derekthedeathtrooper4220]

Well.........this is awkward...........

[@comradekenobi6908]

@@derekthedeathtrooper4220 are you one of his cousins?

[@arielelazar8184]

Zanny: Doesn’t upload for 6 days straight but then posts a twenty minute video. Me: Thought we were in trouble there but we're fine.

[@nonofyourbuisness5458]

"Clan kids on my left Clan kids on my right I've been facing Clan kids almost all my life..."

[@davidhines7104]

NonOfYour Buisness love that song great parody

[@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034]

My sweet Zan won’t you pull me through. Everywhere I look I see 3 clan kids dude Keep it going boys

[@jsnE_ca]

"I'm not ready." **CRUNCH** "I'm not ready man." **CRUNCH**

[@kestrel7493]

"according to all known laws of aviation there's no way a forklift would be able to fly" well he's not wrong

[@igbinedion6410]

It's wheels are too fat to get it's fat little body off of the ground.

[@robert.7230]

All known means there are more laws to discover

[@semmstigel4453]

Most dreaded words: "New zombie"

[@dorotawojtak8117]

Nice propic, is it Aqua?

[@porkywharf.388]

ROMAN FIGHTS TO GET MONEY SO HE CAN AFFORD HALO REACH REMASTERED.

[@north7764]

Cody Nguyen I wish it was remastered...

[@shiftyeagle7512]

Why do you have the same profile image as me

[@porkywharf.388]

Nash G-L Cause I was young and searched up cool profile pictures and I kept it.

[@highlivin1917]

It’s funny how they’re making fun of clan kids when Zanny and his friends sound like the biggest clan kids when they talk lmao

[@theonlyzanny]

Credit to twitter.com/Rookie_425 for making the thumbnail! Go check his stuff out if you like SFM art

[@myhd9693]

hey

[@sussyratplayermuchamong3659]

the person below me is gay

[@comradekenobi6908]

The person above me is gay

[@gingerninja480]

Halo reach has returned boys lets go

[@colton2680]

ComradeKenobi Hello Comrade.

[@sf_jaku3276]

I love how he gives a real mini-history lesson, then makes it even better with a Video Game reference.

[@alanwestmoreland6152]

Zan: *we're about to pull an epic gamer maneuver* *Caleb gets rdm'd* I mean it _was_ epic

[@SomeD00D01]

*EPIC*

[@ThoomLord]

8:48 your laugh is so distinct. It makes me want to laugh just hearing it.

[@kestrel7493]

The H2A announcer won't cease to make me laugh. It's just so stupid. I would be surprised if he eventually just reads out the controlls

[@Jonathanrawrr]

I totally watched Caleb's machinima back in the day and loved it.

[@xvdracovx539]

Zanny "I have a match in matchmaking" Thanos "Impossible" Anakin "Is it possible to learn this power?" Someone else in the party " wait i have a match in matchmaking" Anakin "This is outrageous, its unfair"

[@zweitfire]

Map*

[@Aegis_Mind]

God I wish I could experience the Reach campaign completely fresh again. Was a senior in high school at the time and that experience was so surreal. Reach was the pinnacle of my teenage years. Nothing else mattered

[@pigeonpigeon3249]

About an hour ago I just changed my clan tag to “zan clan” is this me being rewarded?

[@Muddfeet64]

Damn i gotta do that, good thing i didnt make one yet

[@S7AR2024]

People need to make that a thing

[@Flanxxed]

Yes

[@Kalina47]

Preußen IstBeste An hour ago? Weakling.

[@otako8255]

It suddenly changed even though I haven’t played halo in 2 years

[@jrmcgrifster1606]

“I am a tidal wave, you are seaweed”

[@EpicEmpire24]

20:06 Which if we're following the laws of fractions, means your total score is 3! This is great stuff zanny

[@AwesomeTiger267]

Zanny: It's 60 fps! It's 60 fps! The PC community: THOSE ARE ROOKIE NUMBERS

[@Knight-Artorias]

The *rich PC community

[@MintyLime703]

@@Knight-Artorias it's Halo my guy, you don't need a super computer to get more than 60. There's also this thing called "saving money" and "budgeting"

[@obamaslastname1]

finally, a zanny back reveal

[@timmywallace5058]

Oh yeah

[@metetural9140]

Nah that was the Mexican in his -sex chamber- basement

[@hanzohattori4078]

Thats not...

[@comradekenobi6908]

Could be his friend again

[@grogu425mandalorian3]

One shot one kill! Oneshotonekill!! Lmao loved that ,I always look forward to your vids zanny ,me and my boy just laughed thru half the vid ,like I said watching your vids is me and my boys thing now 📹🎞️👦👨👀...

[@double1777]

Guess you could say Halo... *reached* pc

[@tylercalabrese1101]

You son of a bitch

[@NickWorld83]

thank you guy in the comment section

[@RandomDudeNumber]

Lol

[@noahperryman8751]

I'm going to shit in your bathtub

[@THE_POTATO-]

@@noahperryman8751 Yeah well I'll shit on your pillow.

[@caboosegaming9992]

Zanny: Get down from that incline! Me: GET DOWN FROM THAT HIGH GROUND

[@karenleard1155]

6:42 rule number one of that mission: Take the hog and leave Kat behind

[@Romulus63]

These thumbnails look like something straight out of rule 34 lmao

[@drquack4213]

Just Another Gamer pretty hot right?

[@fenneclord9581]

That’s a 10/10

[@theduckwithmoney8737]

That’s because it is Don’t ask how I know this..

[@fenneclord9581]

The Duck with Money hot

[@Romulus63]

@@theduckwithmoney8737 ahh.. a man of culture

[@RamónCarenga]

“Half those people are Mexicans in gaming shops.” I feel attacked that he targeted me that way

[@scoredracoon9727]

Zanny: (sees a clan kid) ewwwwww Zanny: (sees a zan clan kid) oMG zAnClaN

[@UnkleSanik]

Zan clan is the only acceptable clan

[@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034]

Furrylorian Lord of crop yiff I really fucking despise your name but I agree

[@mauz791]

@@mmuussmiiisssimmmmmmiiiii1034 lol

[@BMWM3GTR2001]

@@UnkleSanik what about "Ya like Jazz?"

[@coltonbarnes7861]

Couldnt have said it better, reach made the threat of the covenant feel real

[@danieldanesh5198]

KZbin : Zanny drop a new video The zan clan : miiiiiiizarooooo

[@NotForMe88]

I love playing the original reach, love that other people are still on it

[@jayman9034]

It’s finally here! The Banshee section of the Faze montage!

[@theurbangoose6918]

According to all known laws of aviation there’s no way a forklift should be able to fly The bee movie is still golden

[@kylelove4078]

“Why isn’t he shooting still? He just killing us! SHOOOT!!!” 😂😂

[@loco4halo1]

I remember that Halo machinima way back. Damn it's weird seeing all this OG reach videos poping back really makes me remember playing when I was a kid.

[@acrazeefamily3610]

Zanny’s friend: *gets angry* Zanny: why do i hear boss music?

[@ninjaoclock3865]

Why is it level 94 The intent is to provide the player with pride and a sense of accomplishment

[@cerjmedia]

"I'm an Elite Spartan" That's pretty much an Oxymoron for Halo

[@Justaguy090]

Zanny becomes the best history teacher 😂😂😂 4:39

[@porkywharf.388]

I think that maybe you could split your profile picture into three sections then the new section could be warden and you could keep the spartan and clone trooper in your pfp.

[@sillycreation5919]

I haven’t heard people have this much fun in reach in years. It makes me so happy! Remember reach! ❤️

[@justyouraveragebrit9090]

Remember the food old days of Calum screaming ALOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[@brendanp1792]

no way caleb made that series i used to watch that as a kid i loved it

[@VieraSeph]

The most thing I will be missing from Xbox reach are the backgrounds in the menu. The main screen kept raining , was very detailed overall and while all this happens the melancholic music kicks in On the other hand i still have an xbox and reach

[@mettatonneo1147]

“Are you ready to play Halo: Reach?” “READY DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING DESCRIBE IT!”

[@Luissv72]

That old-school machinima video kicked me in the nostalgia balls omg

[@Caluben]

I told Zanny I made a Reach Machinima and he asked for the link of the series, so as I went back to it, I had to rewatch some of my favorite ones. Brought some great memories back.

[@smarrkidd5538]

Caluben make a season 2 🥵🥵

[@lonewolf0712]

00:03 that's the cleanest I've ever heard someone say that 😂

[@the_broke_spartan]

i genuinely grinded that season pass out completely just to get that helmet. glad i have it now.

[@sirturtlethegreat7190]

Noble team is just flucking dying Zanny: *cronch* *cronch*

[@NightSentinel8432]

I remember being sad after seeing Jorge die, then Kat went and I realized, it wasn't a normal campaign

[@Wobniar_Noen]

Kat's death was by far the most emotionally jarring, especially playing without subtitles, I never saw it coming the first time.

[@Set2Wumbo]

"Mexicans in gaming shops" 😂😂

[@Thaumiel-115]

Mexican fans keeping the boat afloat ✊

[@oso1165]

This is exactly what made halo the best back in the day just logging on and having a blast with your buddies

[@kuroi597]

9:08 Best girl using her mystic eyes of death perception

[@roberte.o.speedwagon5811]

Is that a personal attack or something?

[@maxmccrabb2477]

Watching noble team die: *sobbing while saluting*

[@thereaper6722]

The Requiem series, THE NOSTALGIA!!!

[@Caluben]

This makes me smile

[@diego-jz2ld]

This brought back so many memories

[@kestrel7493]

Could you say Kat couldn't REACH the end of the hallway

[@danielnguyen3035]

I'm going to be honest, that joke was a bit of a reach.

[@TaintedNimbus]

I hope you wake up tied up as a passenger in a Warthog that has Kat as the driver for making this pun.

[@HelycopterEP]

1:18 as a Hispanic. I concur 😂

[@clip_county]

I feel you

[@DarthPho3nix33]

The fact that you didn't say "Remember Reach" in the farewell part is highly disrespectful

[@trix6886]

14:05 if anyone is struggling getting season points just do the weekly pve/pvp challenges(and seasonal). If you dont want to wait and just want to grind then play reach firefight arcade for xp. MCC Reach rank/lvling works in 3 "tours". You get 1 season point per level and the first tour is pretty quick. edit: (you dont have to be max lvl you dont even have to do the first tour the challenge hub is OP)

[@kagame1726]

9:53 that spartan dying and facing the wall....XD!!!!!

[@tdjkhazard4522]

I NEVER noticed that before LMAO

[@arkonomus]

11:47 Halo TV CPL Perez foreshadowing

[@MasterHall117]

7:14 Can’t help but think that was Tucker screaming

[@Couldntcomeupwitone]

Zanny: “They made a game, not exactly the way I wanted!” EA, Respawn , DICE, and Rockstar “What the f*ck did you say virgin !” Zanny: “best games ever 10:10

[@sspark2686]

1:21 9 year old me when i heard the menu song for the first time

[@jimbocc1291]

Bro, honest to god. Y'all should make a season two of his series.

[@kem9952]

Let's talk about that thumbnail though-

[@secondarytrollaccount]

Reach will always have a special place in my heart for letting us play as elites with all the campaign ranks. I'm not an elite fan boy but it really makes the game a cut above the rest when you and your boys go up against an all elite team or vice versa.

[@knightcheyson]

Zanny: *roasts kids using spartan tags and names* "My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined."

[@jshizzle6065]

Bro I know who those spartans are too. Look at the scoreboard, Zanny got big dead 💀

[@dovahkiin7253]

@@jshizzle6065 Feels bad man they were just showing their love for the franchise

[@joekerr1607]

Also zanny "I'm still a person I get tired of playing the same shit" For honor doubts this

[@mascetto6865]

I thought star wars Jedi fallen order oh well I'm gonna wait again

[@mattramirez2135]

Love how zann tossed that frag at the warthog and just cring walks slowly and doesn't even look back. "Behind Zanny" 💣✨💥💥🔥😸💯

[@seawind930]

Unless someone goes "Wort wort wort" then it's not authentic.

[@saviourfade6849]

Video title: Halo Reach for mature audiences 2 second later: alright ladies and gentlemen we're about to pull an epic gamer manover Riiight......

[@creativename5060]

7:55 if that was more cinematic it coulda been an actual reach cutscene

[@owenjones3929]

Solar: Jumps off the platform onto the banshee Zanny: I hate it when he does that

[@definitelyjustcj4148]

0:05 he sounded like Bill Burr’s character on F is for Family 💀💀

[@OmegaGamer707]

We all know that the hardest part of Reach’s campaign was getting Kat on the rocket turret

[@FabianC907]

“Half those numbers are Mexicans” same with Gears

[@user-nz4dr1sy5g]

Thats racist Bro Y si soy mexicano

[@FabianC907]

Yo también...

[@LoS_Lust4Blood]

Is it truly racist if it’s a fact though?

[@FabianC907]

South Americans would be better worded.

[@LoS_Lust4Blood]

Fabian907 Mexico is in North America if not considered Central America though. I think.

[@farinhaespacial2982]

Saw the title and immediately clicked on the video, time to watch it :)

[@spunkybug3507]

Title Exist Demonitization: Stop in the name of KZbin Law

[@IsDatTreyy]

WERE GOING DOOWWN!!!! that sound so movie accurate

[@colton2680]

Hello there! Ah, I see the high ground council made me be first..

[@generalgrievous3667]

GENERAL KENOBI WHAT A SURPRISE

[@colton2680]

General Grievous General Grevious..... how fancy meeting you here.

[@joseblanco3929]

A surprise to be sure..... but a welcome one

[@walp8408]

Hello, general Kenobi

[@colton2680]

Light905 Ray hello there!

[@Mute8]

I have a halo clan and our tag is adopted. It think this violates a lot of you know. Feelings. But whenever we are playing and the other team calls us the adopted kids we laugh. And it translates to real life when my “mother” calls me an adopted kid. She’s so funny

[@Gundamguy-py3ir]

3:10 "I'm not ready" 😂

[@davidpeace6515]

I really unironically enjoyed the timing of Kanye bopping to the theme song

[@burzarec]

i am from Europe and i dont remember if halo reach is actually rated M My life is a fookin bruh moment

[@dreddrochief]

Thanoid it was PEGI 16

[@metetural9140]

Yeah it was PEGI 16

[@banter2143]

Bruh

[@liamdevan8254]

It is M

[@burzarec]

@@dreddrochief i know that i Just Wonder what was its rating in America

[@benjamindelorme5171]

1 year later, starts playing destiny 2, truly understands what it means to grind Getting that armor price is nothing compared to the daily Destiny grind

[@winnietheflu4633]

IM READAAAAY! HOW BOUT YOOOU!?

[@c4rbonDiox]

Mans single handedly spoiled the entire Reach Campaign in under 10 minutes

[@SickieSays]

I’ve never been so sad to be a ps4 player :(

[@maul5578]

Alex Valdez oof no Reach that’s tuff

[@SickieSays]

Maul X4 :(

[@cianthulu4204]

EAT IT! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR DISRESPECTING XBOX PLAYERS! but still sorry man

[@SickieSays]

The Man!! Karma has never hit so hard lol

[@nycto5335]

I switched to PS4 once the new gens came around but as soon as they said Reach was coming to PC I got on my shit and bought it immediately. I can even play on the go with a laptop. I'm crying but it's tears of joy 😭