Hahahahahahahaha What

[@swastikpadhy5179]

Another funny thing about the incident is that the referee gave a red card because McCarthy just wouldn't stop complaining that you haven't been running ever since the marathon.

[@scurlocc]

first two minutes and we’re talking about how there are 2 sex with hitler games. peak zealandism

[@Darilon12]

He was kind of cosplaying as Adolf H. for a couple of videos.

[@defconluke]

The opposite of brevity would be something like filibustering which describes the start of most Zealandism videos perfectly

Blathering and jabbering while meandering toward the next digression, following seemingly unrelated connections with several related logic leaps which only the people afflicted with the most intense cases of untreated ADHD can hope to understand.

[@cyk719]

Idk what keeps me watching other than the crushing feeling of loneliness I am trying to fend off when eating

[@seanmcniff6746]

Fr

[@kmir1791]

Real

[@mkinglbcs1302]

Fuckinell la I feel you

[@AtraErus11]

Or when pooping

[@kowalski9er273]

dude i feel you

[@soapsatellite]

What makes this extra funny is that the guy who actually made the goal is a man named Shanks

[@qBeYcarpet]

"Could've killed him" -Sir Alex Ferguson

[@TheVideomaniacs100]

Andy Mccarthy is well-known for being an absolute weapon, but so is the Forfar keeper, so it all makes perfect sense

[@DrZaius3141]

Played a stupid game, won a stupid prize. And I bet he was trying to tell the ref that he "didn't mean to" hit the keeper. Sure, but you were stupid enough to create the situation, so live with the consequences of your actions.

[@InvadedOath]

The most famous Scottish football score is of course Forfar 4 East Fife 5. I've only ever seen Forfar 5 East Fife 4

[@mintywind5872]

Man I am a peterhead supporter from like Albania cause I did a save with them for like 10 years in game. Never thought I would see them here

[@OffTheLineShirts]

an albanian knows of my town, I love the internet and video games for making this happen

[@neilflood6508]

It is a shame that Zealandism was not a thing when the Spartans FC "jobbie" incident occured in 2018, Now that would be an interesting video.

[@djdanarchy]

Peterhead is an unlockable skill in S.W.H. 3D

[@CharismaticSam]

The opposite of brevity is "faffing about".

[@Jmsf_27]

Something something Zealand, something something hairline

[@cstmollins]

Bro is no longer on the run

[@SPRNVA_11]

Honestly, Scottish football is a treasure trove of stuff like this. This is tip of the iceberg kind of stuff.

[@sVieira151]

Scottish football is the gift that keeps on giving

[@emslieboy98]

As someone that grew up in Peterhead, seeing one of our players pulling something like that is not a shock 😂 Wild seeing Peterhead in a Zealandism though

[@senorsoupe]

Scottish Football never ceases to entertain

[@Queesh10000]

The Video part of the Video starts at 3:04

[@ruinovais9031]

Thank u

[@adnanassaf350]

What do you mean? The first 3 minutes are the best part of the video

[@TheFantasticMrFish]

That Listerine anicdote was.. specific

[@burakalp34]

I never would've expected that Zealand played 200 hours of HOI4 lol

[@FraseThatPlays]

At some point you will need a channel dedicated to the bedlam and banter that is Scottish football. McZealandism?😂

[@macario8836]

"Return of the Mc?"

[@FermentingSmeg]

Did my SFA gk coaching badges and Marc, the goalkeeper was on the same course with me, lovely guy he was. I (173cm man) somehow managed to put him off enough during a crossing practice to drop the ball and I tapped it in the goal for a poachers finish. Peak moment in life.

[@mikesearcy9151]

Just go run, bro.

[@sharfers]

my skis are in fact greased

[@maryannedouglas]

If you aren't running, or driving your Lamborghini into a wall, i'm no longer watching Zed. And fix your wall, i want my cat back in it's prime position 💋 love ya

[@JimTheFly]

I would say that the opposite of "brevity" would be "verbosity", personally.

[@jtmcgee]

Knowing that whacky Island Forfar is probably pronounces Thimblesdon

[@TobyMichaelsOfficial]

Four fir* we ain't that bad lol

[@TobyMichaelsOfficial]

Though having said that Avoch is pronounced with the A and V being silent lol

[@williamcross210]

Throatwarbler Mangrove

[@JTB_FM]

Find someone that loves you the way Zealandism loves Scottish football. (I also love Scottish football)

[@flugame7140]

Back to back bangers 😅

[@homerj.simpson7562]

One could say that the captain... shanks it.

[@embersassembling939]

I mean, Scotish clan wars put the Hatfields and McCoys to shame. Don't call anyone in the highlands a sheep stealer.

[@MurrayC_11]

must be a good video when it's from ground i've been to

[@cass2239]

An English non-league player has been arrested for murdering another player from another team at a train station (York). Not been able to find any details on why, but it just happened this week, so a story to keep an eye on.

[@p1xl8d]

Scottish football is weird and i love it. So glad to be Scottish xD I have tons of stories but i'll share one where my local team Hearts were in the most boring match ever, so we cheered the keeper to swing on the crossbar, which he did xD

[@pepega7312]

I think the best way to do it is to give us something stupid to think about when you start the video. That will get us engaged right from the start and while we think about some bullshit you will start getting to the point of the video.

[@moffeltje4967]

Don't worry, you don't need to convince me to keep watching. I'm so lonely, this kind of feels like at least someone is talking to me x

[@jordylont1879]

Honestly bringing up those video games distracted me from the rest of the video entirely

[@Darilon12]

Sombody is clappin' that booty.

[@isaacbobjork7053]

First, Shanks scores, and then McCarthy shanks it.

[@jamiewilks658]

I swear this channel is just Scotland and Brazil

[@BlueWoWTaylan]

You know what would've been worse? if the ball didn't cross the line so it didn't count :D

[@aherrero1140]

Woah.... first time I've seen you talk about a game I was actually at🤔

[@alanhardman8504]

I think you did well pronouncing the team names, credit to you

[@august4422]

Hahahahahahaah What?

[@Ratzy1614]

i watch to see if zealands forehead gets bigger

[@madc2004]

You should talk about the Luton Town match vs Derby today

[@tatata1543]

Peter Reid frae Peteheed is deed. Volvo for sale😂

[@owenfitzgerald5928]

East Fife 4 Forfar 5

[@leomendoza450]

hahahahaha

[@edi0157]

Zealand mate, we will watch even if you tell us what s going on in the title and quicker so in the video, you don’t need to bring up the weirdest games on Steam to keep us watching lol. Then again I guess random yapping is part of the charm of this channel…

[@xadoxd]

Just do whatever the fuck u do Just talk We enjoy it

[@jackpowrie3]

Heads up Zealand, Forfar is pronounced For-Fur

[@Agnt14]

smh bro did not mention balatro as the second screen play, somebody brainrot this man with antes

[@SuperJNG18]

Already know I'm going to like this video cuz of the kit. NEW YORK IS BLUE!

[@matthewhernandez8342]

New York is RED! We made the final! We’re the original NY team and you play in a baseball stadium. Drink a Red Bull!!

[@The_Alexiad]

Politely disagree

[@Schm1dtstorm]

​@@matthewhernandez8342can't say you're the original New York team when you play in New Jersey

[@SuperJNG18]

@@matthewhernandez8342 What part of New York, pray tell? And call me when you actually win an MLS Cup. We have more cups in our baseball stadiums than you have in your corporate shrine. So do Gotham. Be more like Gotham.

[@SuperJNG18]

@@matthewhernandez8342also our baseball stadiums are still nicer than your garbage soccer stadium.

[@NeptuneTowers]

A ten minute video, which should have been 34 seconds, tops

[@JunkaccountforIkeMandavi-ox4ph]

Day 5 of giving Everton a point deduction until zealand acknowledges me

[@Mombot_z]

Could I be first?

[@matthewhernandez8342]

Maybe

[@tomekkaminski2677]

Dude can you show the clip at any point so we can see what are you talking about ? Not just 2 sec pause 2 sec pause etc ?

[@karim9903]

No