True Facts: Bobbit Worm and Polychaete Pals

True Facts T-shirts: ze-true-store....

[@felixhenson9926]

"Aww not an octopus..." "IT GOT OUT!!" I feel this in my soul

[@nicksuazo4377]

"Octopus is not having that shit." 🐙 😆

[@thecloneguyz]

@Anonymous Anonymous don't forget that they can produce that super thick slime that sticks to everything as a defense mechanism also

[@thecloneguyz]

@Anonymous Anonymous We eat them alive all the time The suckers stick to your throat and fight going down

[@cherryvoid5238]

@@thecloneguyz so you taste the mucus and not the octopus?

[@thecloneguyz]

@@cherryvoid5238 You dont chew It squeezes slime out You swallow whole

[@gryffbirb]

"True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don't act like children." Truer words have never been spoken good sir.

[@opikhu9688]

Sometimes it be like it do.

[@abdulazizinularifeen]

I wonder if those words outside the quotes are true, but I must figure that truth can't ever be truer than itself.

[@Bethlam]

I have never been happier that I have refused to become an adult.

[@korgiking1903]

I agree

[@dadeee7776]

Peder Hansen this

[@fatman2671]

9:03 - "Remember, we're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front, and looking for places to put whatever comes out the other side"....this is disgustingly poetic.

[@nicksuazo4377]

Not to mention true and accurate. Still hilarious, though 😂

[@Turtleproof]

Fun fact: the human colon technically begins at the mouth and ends at the trumpeter.

[@崔莱]

@@nicksuazo4377 Humans are chordates, and chordates are basically tube + fancy parts.

[@spjr99]

There are lots of organisms that are called "Taste it twice". For a long time organisms didn't have an anus and just barfed up the waste

[@strategygalactic]

Fun fact; these creatures love, I mean absolutely love, the anal cavity.

[@Moros666420]

"it's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch netflix at home" I'm dead 🤣

[@lizxu322]

"We're all tubes with some fancy stuff attached." Once again, zefrank keepin us humble

[@Sophie_oeb]

P

[@jadeasereht4638]

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[@yakuza_toast8033]

P

[@bouteexpeditionsvideos]

On this Pandemic: Stay Safe!!!

[@croquemaster314]

P

[@matteo_gabriele]

"It's like sending you genitals to the bar while you're binge watching Netflix at home: win win" This is gold!

[@patrickdegnan9777]

Meanwhile the seacucumber has a fish in its butt.

[@neuralmute]

@@patrickdegnan9777 We must never forget how the sea cucumber do.

[@groovie444]

A genitalia walks into a bar...

[@KZG.Silent_Scribe]

"This frog fish for example.... Is f*!ked."

[@MickeyMallone.]

I'm a moron- I thought he said "zefrank fish".

[@dungluuuc3036]

06:05

[@MehHalfhearted]

I just how how the "aww, not an octopus" is so truly heartfelt.

[@catnibba3566]

"Bobbit worm dont give a shit"

[@setsu_dubs]

Wtf i already said this

[@yoboikamil525]

"This frog fish for example... is fucked."

[@Jedi-ge6lr]

"This fish is having a good day."

[@yoboikamil525]

@@Jedi-ge6lr was

[@CarassiusAu]

6:06

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

it won’t a fortnite battle royals and his crush just texted him a unicorn emoji. Which means nothing to a fish, but it’s still something. Bobbit worm don’t give a ******

[@Benzy670]

“Who’s the perv now? Oh, still me.” I’m so glad you’re back, ZeFrank.

[@Katzyn]

I want so badly to give you a thumbs up, but you're currently at 666 thumbs ups...hnnnggg

[@kylestubbs8867]

Is it a coincidence that zefrank1’s longest KZbin video is about phallus-shaped creatures?

[@diasporelegassi2708]

Justin agreed

[@editingreality4779]

Your humor is notso funny, it's absolutely stupid

[@gooddog6745]

don't be selfish. we all are.

[@flyingninja1234]

I definitely imagined hipsters in a ball pit, using their mustaches to gather food.

[@KokoSupreme]

Good

[@samuelrodriguez9801]

J K me too! XD

[@BlackRoses9517]

Ha! 😄

[@oriontigley5089]

Someone animate that!

[@midnightfallengaming6263]

I just had the weirdest fuckin image pop in my head at that part and i dont even know how to explain it but it was amazing XD

[@Ch4osKing66]

"This Frogfish for example...is f**ked" I choked on my Pepsi XD.

[@jofez27]

Best part of this video 🤣🤣🤣

[@denisarabinka3508]

You misspelled "penis", my friend

[@jofez27]

@@denisarabinka3508 LMAO 🤣 😂 😆

[@carlitoispissed7486]

Ew Pepsi

[@dreamerlegend4042]

I didnt know it was a frog fish

[@theman6422]

That octopus looked like he’s thinking about the horrors he had just seen

[@arcticguy3455]

Can you blame him????

[@TheDownrankTrain]

That octopus went into the hole mouth-first and probably escaped by biting the worms head off

[@Moonstonn]

naaa. Octopi don't fear diddley squat. He was like "I'm sure he won't make that mistake again"

[@spidertopus]

That octopus was a straight up badass escaping from that worm. Love those creatures. 🖤

[@xxbrighttoastxx336]

Spidertopus Octopus is not having that shit 😂 had to rewind it a few times

[@mattwells5347]

Octopus OP

[@spidertopus]

@@mattwells5347 No literally. Nearly IMPOSSIBLE for a predator to catch those 8 armed badasses, unless they're on land. The fact that they can quite easily escape for the most part just by either loosing a limb, squirting ink to blind the bastard after 'em, or just by boosting themselves to swim away faster by using their mantle. Which is basically like a underwater jetpack or thruster for them.

[@lordvisserys9187]

@@spidertopus yeah definitely the most badass animal. Their super smart as well they often interact with divers out of curiosity.Unfortunately though most species live little over a year, guess no mortal body can sustain an octopus's sheer power.

[@Swartgaming]

Same i love octopuses octopi i dont know.. they are so intelligent!

[@grasmere64]

"It's like sending your genitals to the bar while you binge watch Netflix at home. Win-win!" Maybe the greatest line in zefrank1 history.

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

I died at this line Press [F] to revive me

[@seltin1988]

F

[@ryanchuabowen2045]

@@seltin1988 Thank you ahhhhh im back time to watch more zefrank videos and die more

[@LadySigma]

Best line everrrrr!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

Also not the worst idea, either...

[@FerrumBlade]

“That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm” I agree with you 100 percent

[@bodyofhope]

@Stephanie Logan 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@quixotic4233]

But it makes me more curious about the acorn worm but still too lazy to research it myself.

[@wrarmatei]

typing this reply took more keystrokes than searching...you're stupid babies.

[@adenowirus]

@@wrarmatei While googling it is indeed quite effortless, you also have to consider rather time consuming process of going through all of the relatively untinteresting information in search of more curious of facts about the acorn worm.

[@adenowirus]

@@quixotic4233 The acorn worm was most likely ignored because it's not a Polychaete but a Hemichordate. All Hemichordates are Deuterostomes, meaning that they have a face where their ass is ought to be and vice versa. Other Deuterostomes include Echinoderms (starfishes, sea urchins, sea cucumbers, brittle stars and so on) as well as all vertebrates (yes, that includes humans). This also means that acorn worms are more closely related to humans than to any other worm shown in this video. The acorn worm's glans shaped proboscis is muscular and used in locomotion, it's also covered in cilia which direct food to the mouth, located in the groove right behind the proboscis. The proboscis also contains the organ which is believed to function like a kidney.

[@xendurr8180]

I have a feeling the octopus just slapped the Bobbit worm and shouted "n o !" in octopus.

[@notahotshot]

It actually said, "Oi, mate!"

[@CultistKingQ]

BOBBIT WORM DOESN'T NEED NO FRIK'N TUBE. BOBBIT WORM GOES WERE BOBBIT WORM DAMN WELL PLEASES.

[@mairisberzins8677]

This fish just won fortnite battle royale. bobbit worm don't care. This fish is fucked

[@CultistKingQ]

@@mairisberzins8677 "octopus ain't havn that Shit"

[@drakehutchinson2218]

I go

[@Gumfondle]

teeyoob*

[@KrotowX]

Bobbit worm is an ocean's honey badger. It don't care too.

[@xxrefunct8545]

"Fine, Satan, you can make *one* animal"

[@mugwa5423]

The amount of shitty animals are evidence that there are satans instead of a single satan

[@erubielvaldes3390]

😂😂😂😂

[@gangpardos3833]

This man really decided to put massive Ass pharyngeal jaws on a worm then made it glitter and sparkle. Igh ok satan

[@psyc8407]

sticky papaya WASPS

[@cirrocumulus1948]

Emily Clare jellyfish

[@kyuutatsu]

I died laughing at "Imagine that a Williamsburg Hipster fell into a ball pit up to their mustachios and has to use it to catch kale chip crumbs and Quinoa."

[@sonjalord7833]

Keeenwaaaaaaaaah

[@airotiv7916]

🤣🤣🤣

[@setsers1]

What

[@obsidiandeluxe4474]

*Keen-HWHA*

[@stargazer1998]

Capture, not catch

[@chatboulon743]

"It's a hard world for a soft worm..." True words. ✊

[@Roll587]

This video has made me realize that I am afraid of sea worms.

[@ashe3655]

Yeah picture having these in your home aquarium it sucks lol

[@patriciahall2774]

WisMicYal11 same

[@Tjita1]

I just feel mildly disgusted. In my defence I've only very sparsely actually been in any seas in my life.

[@JFTSwiertz]

Underwater life tends to freak me TF out

[@jaywalt8418]

This is exactly why I don’t do oceans lol

[@laurentucker5444]

I’m a marine bio student and we are going over polychaete worms and this video made more sense to me than my actual lectures. Thank you for this!

[@SillyRamen]

Same! I went over these worms just a few weeks ago and I can actually understand the terminology in his videos now lol

[@colleentwo]

I’ve been treating myself to two or three of these a day and thinking what great teaching aids they would be. Zefrank is really very good at what he does. And so, so funny.

[@natalieeuley1734]

I remember taking marine biology and not really getting this portion of the class, more than any other. I get it now tho

[@zglrd8938]

I would love to learn more about marine biology.

[@suspiciousbacon]

420

[@Pakkos95]

"We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached" I love how one of our developmental biology professors said the exact same thing

[@gubbikiller]

he watched this o(f)f course

[@abdullatifzero]

Panayiotis Hadjipakkos maybe he is your professor

[@toryfox4580]

Ugly bags of mostly water

[@prestonjones1653]

@@toryfox4580 I understood that reference!

[@kaeceythepanda1564]

I’m fully imagining an AU where humans have evolved a symbiotic nose based relationship with shy colorful fluff worms that are nervous to pop out in front of people, and that’s how you really know you’re close close with somebody, when they’ve met ur lil nose worm 🥺

[@Sebas2-2505]

what the fuck

[@waxwinged_hound]

The line "Okay, still beautiful. But now I feel like vomiting. It's kind of like love." applies

[@feuerling]

Or like retractable antennae that come out when you sniff something, like snake tongues

[@bellekelly582]

How did we get here

[@Ruiluth]

Until the 50s, when people started to just hang their worms out and introduce them to strangers.

[@jayanths1221]

Ze Frank is kind of like my dad. He says he's only going out to get the groceries for a few minutes and then takes months to come back.

[@evanislost]

Jay they're very large groceries

[@grosslyoffensivelizard-man3438]

Jay It’s some damn good groceries tho. Worth the wait and the therapy.

[@rc2300s2r]

“It’s like sending your genitalia to the bar while you binge watch Netflix.” Win win!!! 🤣

[@benaaronmusic]

We're all just tubes with some fancy bits attached.

[@justanothercuriouscat]

...looking for stuff to put in the front, and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.

[@IrisGlowingBlue]

+

[@PyroMikeHell]

I had forgotten that part of evolutionary biology but we are.

[@18videowatcher41]

True, but I prefer to think of myself as a meat mech piloted by a brain xP

[@luciferangelica]

Ben Aaron disgusting point

[@johnelmartagbago3764]

*Can someone please animate all of the Zefrank **_"Imagine if..."_** descriptions?* 😂😂😂

[@juliemckinney4369]

FB group: who keeps giving these mofos art supplies?

[@JustAboutAnything66]

It must be very satisfying to know that the fruit of your labor is the happiness of thousands and thousands of people. These videos always make my day.

[@Izza_cutit]

“The fireworm is bristly bristly” lmaooo I laughed too hard at that

[@sammynichols314]

Like I dewww

[@tfmaster96]

And it hurts like a Marvin heckler if you try to pick it up.

[@jenniferholden9397]

I found this channel yesterday and haven’t stopped laughing yet. I have to rewind because I’m so busy laughing I miss some. Thank you, you’ve made an elderly English lady very happy.

[@SarcasticBlueDragon]

“No. Absolutely not! That is the acorn worm, and we are NOT talking about the acorn worm.” 🤣

[@CJCroen1393]

I'm so happy for that octopus!

[@nathanstroud2223]

"Get off of me, you bodaggit."

[@xv12commander]

You can see the wound however...

[@combativeThinker]

If nothing else, it poisoned the worm with its saliva.

[@nicholasnwagbara1333]

Octopi regenerate, they're also extremely good escape artist and can escape from enclosures specifically made for them. The octopus is fine. For now.

[@erronblack308]

its impossible to make me angry where’s the ink at then? It would have definitely spread through the water. Either the octopus bit back or...well, I don’t know.

[@CBlasser]

"There's no man in an elf costume standing in a kiddie pool full of hotdogs at the end of this rainbow". Damn.

[@eggseventy4905]

Listening to how excited Ze gets when something interesting happens that he wasn't expecting is honestly super wholesome

[@jamesthe-doctor8981]

"It's kind of a 'give me a kernel of corn, and let's play 'Butthole Pachinko' kind of a worm."

[@joshriley2936]

That part had me crying 😂

[@cadavher]

@@joshriley2936 was just going to say I was holding it together until that part. Also crying from laughter

[@robertdimatteo5029]

I know ... that was one of his more imaginative comments ... too funny!

[@corbinbrody1]

I had to pause the video after that cuz I was dying of laughter too 🤣

[@CrisWhetstone]

You know it was funny because that is where the narrator broke. :D

[@theslowestpizza6762]

"This frog fish, for example... is f*cked."

[@ezekielmartin4323]

The timing on that line was incredible ngl

[@dr.zespert]

Imagine being a god taking creation class and the teacher says “make a human” and you make an acorn worm and get a C-

[@songgoddess09]

That is a hilarious way to think about that. Brilliant mind you've got there.

[@sethraelthebard5459]

Still a passing grade! LOL

[@WillBravoNotEvil]

Whatever you're having, may I have a hit?

[@MiCKi914]

This made me laugh harder than the actual video! Lmao

[@burnt-out_pancake]

@@sethraelthebard5459 because it's 70% correct?

[@Camo_4075]

It was 6 years ago when I saw this video for the first time. I’ve watched many, MANY more times since, as well as the other True Facts videos. This year has been more than rough for me and this video was something I came back to a lot. So I wish to thank you for two things Ze Frank. First, for making such enjoyable videos. And second, for introducing me to my favorite animal: the Bobbit Worm! I sincerely hope that you and everyone else that enjoys the peak comedy that these videos are have a good day! :)

[@Berd]

that's poop

[@memecentral7151]

Berd *PEE PEE POO POO*

[@RiiftApart]

Hello Berd

[@Chinaball-fx7gi]

Berb

[@ThreeLetters3]

You're poop

[@irisgreen3084]

Of course you'd be here lol

[@zykechannel3998]

I lose my shit when the narrator finds something funny and gets out of character 😂 my favorite part of the videos

[@erronblack308]

Cyrus Barretto he’s not going out of character. That’s just how these videos are.

[@huntersample1164]

The perfect combination of scientific nomenclature and phrases like “fleshy-fleshy” is something I very much enjoy

[@psi_rockin]

For one of my classes, I have to make an informational flyer about a topic that pertains to the subject, so I'm doing mine on annelids. Specifically, earthworms because they're the ones I can relate most to geology. I put in some stuff about polychaetes too but I'm glad it's giving me an excuse to watch this video again, and again, and again, and again, and again. I'm linking this video in my post and no one can stop me.

[@jadelee6555]

*sad voice* Aww not an octopus :( *continues narrating* *octopus emerges from the pits of hell* "OH MY GOD HE GOT OUT!! 😆"

[@TalusOmega]

Jade Lee Octopus was not having that sh*t!

[@monicalouise79]

"Hes not having that Shit!" Lol

[@fargeeks]

The bobbit worm has no eyes so it doesn't know what its eating

[@chrisisplaying4643]

Shady he is sh*ting

[@kryoruleroftheninthcircleo4151]

He has a hentai gig to get to.

[@jphillips4371]

”this fish is having a good day, it won a fortnite battle royale...it’s crush texted him a unicorn emoji , which means nothing to a fish but its still something........the bobbit worm doesn’t give a shit”

[@outbreakperfected9374]

Leetdinosaur The bobbit: an unexpected journey... to hell.

[@Rush2201]

Mattia Viviani, No one expects The Bobbit.

[@MegaChickenfish]

6:53 Welp, I'm never going in the ocean again. _No wonder it tasted so salty._

[@AmaryInkawult]

This kinda does explain why the ocean is salty... It's a massive bukake puddle.

[@getschwifty5537]

@@AmaryInkawult not just that but it's also a massive toilet And plenty of things die in there too so add copious amounts of diluted blood and fleshy bits in this fecal bukkake pool. Isn't nature beautiful?

[@parklife27]

so that worm spreading sperm, and some random fish got spread, and the worm eats the fish, so auto gay? and all the fish we eat from the sea got that worm's sperm?

[@thelittleagustus.2292]

Noooo

[@lisandq841]

Have you never asked yourself how whales have babies?

[@nealdesai8779]

I tried watching this while eating ramen... bad idea

[@jonathanberry9502]

Indeed!

[@jjc5475]

as long as the ramen doesn't move.

[@mayteexxis]

And I was about to eat noodles when I saw this comment. And the video. Now I must distract myself

[@verfed]

xD

[@SmashtheCmachine]

Pu**y. I watched videos of parasites while eating, and the videos I watched were FAR more grotesque than anything ZeFrank has done.

[@TBD_Fishing]

Loving that disclaimer in the beginning.

[@EllyYuenMusic]

TBD Fishing haha same 😂😂

[@sophonax661]

TBD Fishing Could be the start of a True Facts about True Facts video 😂

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

True Facts is not appropriate for children. Or adults who don’t act like children.

[@markmcpheters]

"bristly bristly" "try to catch kale crumbs and quin-WAAH"

[@uniqueweeks8969]

I just realized what Spongebob was watching that one time

[@mysticmind4563]

*Remembering that scene and watching this video* me:......OH MY GOD!!

[@MinscFromBaldursGate92]

Alaskan Bull Worm

[@runyapocketsmyG]

The phrase "that is how a ____ do" will stick with me forever

[@icantthinkofaname8759]

my favourite line:"bobbit worm don't need no fricken tube, bobbit worm goes where bobbit worm damnwell pleases"

[@kyleguajardo]

I always love the "This frogfish for example...is f**ked"

[@BarnacleGonzo613]

Didn't someone say something like that about the Honey Badger? -- kzbin.info/www/bejne/aqOaqHuDnJqMoMk

[@TheVocalTune]

Sounds like the Ocean version of the Desert Centipede.

[@mrmaxwell346]

Bobbit worm the rapist of the ocean.

[@marce8509]

I can't think of a name Bobbit worm don’t give a shit

[@u0aol1]

'We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached, looking for stuff to put in the front and finding places to put whatever comes out the other side.' Truer words have never been spoken.

[@atlasalvarez5567]

"No. Absolutely not. That is an acorn worm and we are not talking about the acorn worm."

[@wuestion9473]

Charlie Alvarez No kidding.

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

No we are. Not doing that

[@Zyk0th]

He did state in the dung beetle video that he was not going the narrate the footage of poop.

[@eemsyy94]

Charlie Alvarez but why

[@frostbitetheannunakiiceind6574]

Lol

[@potatopotato4887]

He has the cutest chuckle

[@donjean6590]

And here is just another example of why Octpi are known for escaping. Aquariums, owners trying to hold them, parents who didnt know it was in the house and of course murderous worms from your nightmares

[@henryclade]

No. *ABSOLUTELY NOT* . That is an acorn worm and *WE ARE NOT TALKING ABOUT THE ACORN WORM*

[@vikks3451]

zefrank1: *_"To understand this..."_* Me: *_Aw shit, here we go again._*

[@adrianortega1431]

To understand this, imagine if Morgan Freeman was your substitute teacher, but he was always drunk when he taught his lessons, and he only taught sex-ed. That is how ZeFrank do.

[@whereisthatbustlingmarketp4227]

@@adrianortega1431 good original comment

[@psyguyyggdrasil9071]

@Tyler Robbins @youtube pls fix dislike button on comments, i want to see how many downv- i mean dislikes this man has

[@jonathandonley3299]

The "give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko" part gets me every time.

[@Bloom_HD]

"it's the 70 percent that laughs at poop jokes" Me:"C'mon man I'm not that immature" "Doodoo kaka" Me:"Hihihihihihi xD"

[@kesr6374]

*It's the 70% of YOU*

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

It's spelled ha, not hi

[@hayliedlr]

Me too!!!! 😚🤣😅🤪👍

[@victor2642]

@Dutch van der Linde lmao

[@victor2642]

@Stephanie Logan These emojis gave me diseases

[@aesthetic_rex]

"Even the octopus, which is quite a badarse, doesn't know how to deal with these psychos."

[@OlEgSaS32]

aesthetic rex Nah, thats the mantis shrimp, bobbit worm is meaningless to the octopus

[@Hadra568]

Octopus is not having that sh*t

[@Darkblade0926]

"Bobbit worm go where Bobbit worm damn well please"

[@eligebrown8998]

Now say that in a Robert Shaw voice from Jaws. 👍👍

[@eligebrown8998]

Now say that in Robert Shaws voice from Jaws

[@elucidatelixir]

"Put 4 hours of this on, instead of the yule log video and see what Grandma says." Gonna find away to drop that line into daily conversation...

[@Borderlands808]

“See the eyes? Neither do I”. 😂🤣☠️

[@oddballweeest]

I love you, white Morgan Freeman!

[@pancake6025]

Gremlin best.comment.EVAAARRRRR

[@amethyst_dawn]

Thank God, someone said it.

[@Jenicide79]

Hahahaha!!! So true

[@codyevaristo8029]

So Bobbit worms are the real world equivalent to the sarlac pit?

[@parrot998]

Yep! Them and antlion larvae

[@guystoic]

like a monster Jack in the Box

[@gatorwarrior7557]

@@guystoic a jack in a box of horror

[@continentaltuber8610]

The bobbit worm is the cousin of the sarlac xD

[@2020Twenty]

Have a look at a sea turtle's mouth. No, seriously.

[@DawnOldham]

I always find these videos funny, entertaining and even educational. ZeFrank does an incredible job!

[@TisTheFool]

"Imagine if one lived in your nostril, you'd be the fanciest lad at the party" i almost choked. Hahaha

[@tfgrrl2042]

"...give me a kernel of corn and let's play butthole pachinko kinda worm..." 😂 I watch dozens of science videos each week to find the right ones for my lessons. I wish to god I could show this in class. Maybe on the day before I retire, I'll just show them all back to back!

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

Is it too much trouble to run it past the parents for permission? Worried some won't like it and give you the sour-eye the rest of the year?

[@tfgrrl2042]

MrCantStopTheRobot lol that'd be expecting parents, admins, and the school board, etc to have a sense of humor in addition to curiosity about the "grosser" sides of science. Have you noticed a relaxed, easy going atmosphere in any aspect of the US lately? Let alone in education. Shit, dude, I don't even post comments on KZbin under my real name for fear some stick-up-the-ass zealot will accuse me of being a godless, communist, gay, GMF eating, vegan puppy-killer who thinks the earth is round and try to get me fired.

[@MrCantStopTheRobot]

eheh, so yep, too much trouble *AND* sour-eye. Although to be fair, you could be skewered from both left and right these days... and left has the media / purse-strings too. I dunno if you're public or private side, but I wonder why anyone would want to be a teacher these days... I understand that it speaks to a nurturing or creative side... but still. A culture and society this much at war with itself, it's just a question of when it will fall apart. Dunno if that makes you feel down or makes you feel like a hero. Either way, thanks for your funny response.

[@tfgrrl2042]

MrCantStopTheRobot Mhmm exactly and I have felt like both? Or maybe neither...depends on the day and how many kids have peed on me. I actually enjoy the problem solving, figuring out how to reach difficult kids, how to support and communicate better with parents, and nuturing the flames of curiosity that drive learning. There are definitely days I wake up and wish I'd gone into medicine or tech. But at least my fancy English degree helps me write long-winded grammatically coreect comments on social media😁

[@tfgrrl2042]

Now if I could just spell...😆

[@fish_toes]

"...A powerpoint slide from a demon sex ed class" HAD ME ROLLIN'

[@BMAN-eb4jk]

6:06 This frog fish for example… … is f**ked.

[@hadrictenus9846]

Just like how pervy and informative this guy is. I could imagine him doing it while making jokes. - No way so hilarious.

[@lchsspectrum2492]

Christmas Decorations for aquarium Red plants ☑️ Green plants ☑️ Deadly tree worm thing ☑️

[@KrotowX]

Already done. There was a video in KZbin with aquarium, fishes and bobbit worm. After some days nothing remained except the worm.

[@tuschman168]

I mean... it's not wrong. Most animals including us are basically just complicated tubes that stuff goes through. Except some weirdos like jellyfish.

[@LOOMING_WRAITH_OF_BAD_OMEN]

Your face is a complicated tube.

[@tuschman168]

Yes.

[@creperheper128]

yeah, no one likes the non-bilaterias.

[@scottogle672]

I'm...so fucking mad at how right that is...my world is tubes now, forever

[@jynxed66six54]

most insects just spill blood around, it slowly returns to the heart to be pumped and then just throws the blood around again. they dont need no fucking tube

[@fernandoperez-zx2qz]

"It's hard out there for a soft worm" truer words have never been spoken

[@mira1ashton]

"We're all just tubes with fancy bits attached." Hahaha

[@brian554xx]

Sput·ter·flap /ˈspədərflap/ _verb_ 1. aerially propel an elastic container, such as a balloon, in a chaotic manner via the uncontrolled release of air held under pressure within _noun_ 1. the sound generated by a sputterflapping object Yet another word zefrank1 realized was inexplicably missing from the English language.

[@axelmilan4292]

"Butthole pachinko" Laughed so hard I woke the neighbors.

[@ghassankalmoni4435]

Fascinating underwater jewels. an endless display of nature's might

[@taleandclawrock2606]

You have surpassed your former glory.

[@brianamoth4238]

This Frogfish for example....... *is fucked*

[@joshuaneyman8062]

"Whose the perv now? Oh, still me."

[@hippy282]

I have to say when the video started I started thinking “What’re those children’s toys doing at the bottom of the ocean? Is this footage from a fish tank... Oh! Those are the worms!”

[@nameless7838]

i want him to do an extinct animal. That way he can say "That is how the ??? did. Not do. Did, they ain't here no more."

[@massimookissed1023]

That is how the Dodo did.

[@nameless7838]

Massimo O'Kissed i was thinking a dinosaur or Thylacine, but as far as species people knew, the Dodo may be a better choice!

[@YingofDarkness]

How would they get footage for that? A lot of the funny parts from this show come from random stuff the animal does that looks hilarious to us. Something that wouldn't occur with an extinct animal like a dinosaur.

[@SplitMaw]

"There's only D E A T H."

[@djdonutte]

Ever since I saw the Bobbit on Blue Planet I’ve been obsessed by the horror of it. And now ZeFrank as validated my ocd for nature, horror and strange likenesses to things tht seem just wrong...and yet ....

[@helloidharbl6753]

6:06 Just a reminder 😀

[@AngryAlfonse]

"It's kind of a... put-a-kernel-of-corn-in-and-play-butthole-pachinko worm." Zefrank...what?

[@jonxsnowtoramonlineboomkat5915]

'There! You see them? Neither do I.' 🤣🤣🤣

[@heivmnox]

Hahahah he's laughing at his own narration. Hahah so cute

[@technewsfortechnoobs]

I swear, I hear the voice and I just want him to say "Dear Polychaete..."

[@MakoRuu]

There's a story behind that disclaimer in the beginning. lol

[@1FoxyladyVideo]

The frog video

[@cypresswillow2591]

wait....what happened?? O_O

[@1FoxyladyVideo]

@@cypresswillow2591 in "True facts about the Frog" a lot of people got trypophobia triggers from one section of the video

[@genobreaker1054]

Thanks, I wondered what that was about. Not having that particular phobia, I had never given it a thought...

[@TragoudistrosMPH]

@@1FoxyladyVideo I don't have trpophobia, but it's the only thing horrible enough to make me shut my eyes lol.... Heck, I enjoyed watching my own laser eye surgery, you can smell the burning. babies in your skin 💀

[@bruno6170]

The bobbit worm is the perfect creature for a horror movie...

[@robbieking4070]

We already have one. It's called Tremors ;)

[@foobar201]

In addition to all the other awfulness, its bristles are toxic and can cause permanent numbness!

[@daviddroescher]

foobar201 my whiskers have had this effect in the past. Well not permanent usually only lasts 10 to 15 minutes just in time for round 2

[@cerealbird6384]

Play subnautica

[@purplehaze2358]

Fun fact, Bobbit worms are in my top 5 of most utterly horrifying sea creatures.

[@kyleguajardo]

I suppose SCP 835 is on that list?

[@icebrg.]

This fish. Is f--d.

[@vgernyc]

Octopus is not having that s--t!

[@Epicmonk117]

An inverted bobbit worm face looks like a reaper leviathan

[@setsu_dubs]

BIG FACTS

[@joshriley2936]

What if that's the inspiration?

[@possumpaws894]

They actually were going to add a enemy that looks like a bobbit worm

[@OceanMichaelShadow]

The reaper leviathan is actually based on a real life fish. Look up the Oarfish.

[@joshriley2936]

@@OceanMichaelShadow Huh, I didn't think of that. I was aware of oarfish and I've seen pictures of them before, but I didn't make that connection. I was too focused on the scary stuff going on at the front, I guess.

[@tarachristinarogge2405]

"Fleshy-fleshy" and "Bristley-bristley" HAHAHA

[@KnownNiche1999]

True facts about Humans please

[@amyrenae1019]

KnownNiche yas

[@jalex4746]

True facts about Trump

[@geoffreyherrick9900]

KnownNiche perhaps the weirdest creatures yet!

[@beatrixthegreat1138]

well he did true facts of Morgan freeman and willied us in to exsistance by narrating our lives.

[@Mysticbean54]

"true facts about the human.. humans are assholes.

[@bunnywilde7273]

You made me laugh while watching worms when usually I just shudder and frown a little.

[@1997jankuschef]

lmao exaaaactly

[@petergambier]

Fascinating and beautiful creatures plus the Zefrank narration, a great learning aid thanks. I was also glad to have seen the baby octopus escape, there is a god.

[@upandaway3130]

This channel has taught me more in less than 10 minutes than my biology teacher could ever hope to accomplish in 10 years

[@thatdudenamedlebowski0074]

2:48 .."Like most polychaetes, the feather duster has eyes and eye spots on its ferny ferny things. There! You see them?...neither do I." I died.