True Facts: BatFishes

[@howardstark]

"if you're just following someone around, eating their crap all day; get out of that relationship. You're better than that." ZeFrank is so motivational.

[@hellosweetheart3350]

Yah, don't take anyone's crap! Lol

[@ceral1871]

Mood

[@MsLeenite]

I was, and I was, and I did. Yes, I am. Ze Frank is many things; motivational is just one of them.

[@elephant_888]

👌🏽😂

[@CookieM0nster]

Is it me or does one of them look like the grinch?

[@RichterBelmont2235]

*silently appeared behind the clownfish and whisper to him* "I'm Batfish"

[@HellScribe56]

Why so serious ??? Hahaha

[@PG-fv2tb]

This is the most perfect comment.

[@shosty575]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Not the fish we deserve, but the fish we need

[@raywhite7179]

I read that as "I'm British" and I was trying to get the joke. xD

[@raging_frog5411]

This is going to be great, because that is how the Zefrank do

[@trance57418]

Banana ranama 👍

[@MichaelHarto]

I don't think you need "the" before zefrank

[@LoveAuntieJan]

Banana ranama AGREED...Only if you can get him out of his hidey-hole! ❤️👍😂

[@MrLwr4444]

Thats right

[@tomiyu2297]

@@MichaelHarto I don't think you need these nuts on your chin

[@Neon-jn3sp]

"The bottom half of a kangaroo that has been flattened by a truck" Pure art.

[@EkoroHackenslash]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂

[@simonscar_7857]

When?

[@zakleclaire1858]

Zefrank: "Scientists, stop getting drunk and naming fish." Scientists: "Ever been on a boat for months at a time? If you want cool fish videos, we get to get be drunk as hell when we name the fish."

[@thomastakesatollforthedark2231]

Me: but it doesn't even look like a- Scientist: WE HAD TO USE FINGERS AS BAIT TO GET THESE THINGS. IF WE SAY ITS A BARFISH. ITS A BATFISH

[@kingoftropes922]

Scientist: OH I'M SORRY I DIDN'T REALIZE I WAS TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO HAD MORE CREDENTIALS THAN I DO TO NAME THINGS AS A DEGREE CARRYING SCIENTIST.

[@WenisincTM]

Penis

[@raicastle]

TRIPOPHOBIA ALERT!! I'M FREAKING OUT

[@AimarPrabhaswaraDZ]

Karen: let me see your manager

[@mariofan1ish]

My favorite thing about this series is that, while comical and silly, this can still count as educational since everything said here regarding the animal in question is actually true.

[@JeanPhilipeBouvier]

Especially the part where he mentioned that the fish looks like the bottom half of a kangaroo that got rolled over by a car!

[@cezannejimenez7164]

When you think about it, he is right.

[@soonmide]

dang, its name really is Matthew

[@mariofan1ish]

@@soonmide You can have a fish named Matthew, yes.

[@NeonVomitz]

Imagine watching this in school

[@DarkDoughnutsVids]

He doesn't post very often, but when he does, it's a masterpiece.

[@ChieMiyagawa]

That’s what makes his uploads good. He puts time and effort into his uploads so that instead of churning out mediocre video after mediocre video, he can present us with something of quality.

[@Mortthemoose]

Definitely!!!

[@julia061174]

Amen!

[@amyrussell860]

And for that reason, I can say I love this man. Lol.

[@darrelstinkmeaner4673]

What ya mean, he's been pumping these out like a male seahorse pumping out his offspring.

[@aprinkki]

"Even little Wendy's pissed off. She weighed herself on the scale then had a good toilet then weighed herself again. No change. How does that even happen?" 😂

[@SwedenTheHedgehog]

Ahahah, that got me so good, I had to check the comments for if someone else had the same experience 😂

[@dawnhasbroken6304]

His humor is beyond...😃😁😀

[@helenl3193]

I once WEIGHED MORE after. How the hell!?!

[@TheQuixoticEnd]

"what the heck was that go back!" This dude is in sync with everyone else

[@markusgorelli5278]

I was just about to pause and watch that part over when he said that 😅

[@Pacer-456]

Exactly! The arm-pits joke had me laughing so hard too

[@Brandyalla]

But no explanation of what those things actually were....they looked like eyes, but why would there be eyes there?

[@christiancinnabars1402]

Brandyalla He says that they’re gills immediately afterwards.

[@gigastrike2]

I thought they were for propulsion, and honestly they still could be.

[@duhalkov1341]

Zefrank: Even Wendy is pissed off I love how he just gives names to these creatures.

[@CameronCajun]

Totally

[@xxslendermomxx3026]

I was gonna comment the same thing!! I wonder how he picks which ones get what names lol

[@yourrightimsooosorry884]

I bet you didn't spot Sebastian! He's a sneaky little fella.

[@ZetruH]

Must be part of the documentary parody, they also give common human names to wild animals

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

And I love the names too. It’s the same feeling I get when pets get people names. Like that French Bulldog on KZbin named Walter.

[@ianmahawan141]

"The bottom half of a kangaroo that was flattened by a truck." What kind of humor have I been watching for years?

[@jacksontyler4925]

As an Australian I can relate to it

[@ครยฬร]

The good kind of humor

[@hyewonlee7534]

2:55

[@Grobohalic]

“Matthew is highly adapted to a benthic lifestyle, meaning he lives on the floor of the ocean, not on the roof like a duck do.” That line killed me.

[@jonathanberry1111]

I wonder if this is somehow connected to the Benthic Explorer in the Abyss movie.

[@takimolori5949]

My name is Matthew...

[@matthewwu5067]

me too

[@SuperBradAzz]

But duck really do live on the roof

[@FirstLast-cg2nk]

"If you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship. You're better than that." Top tier advice, right there.

[@seigeengine]

Don't kink shame.

[@savannahlauren2]

“If you’re just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship!” Honestly that’s very good advice

[@chezmoi42]

I believe Ze's wife is a psychologist.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

He honestly does a good job of it most of the time. Good advice hidden in batfish crazy euphemism.

[@ekdaufin1485]

IKR!

[@4d_buildss]

This Is Crazy kzbin.info/www/bejne/Y6XHfWOdfNiZbA

[@ohmahgawdfilms]

I love how this show is a parody of most documentaries but at the same time they are actually interested in the animals so they actually get good info and footage

[@recoil53]

If you look at the credits, biologists and such are actually giving him some footage. I'd guess they also give him all the info too.

[@TheMrNalsur]

Looks like you are new to True Facts. I've been there since before The Great Drought 😅 (when hardly any videos were released. I still remember when he uploaded the creepy Teddy Bear surgery. Was that 7 years ago? Don't remember)

[@ranedae]

@@TheMrNalsur the way he says "Teddy" gets me every time! Still one of my favorites!

[@TheFunwichHorror]

True Facts is like if David Attenborough went in a recording studio and was handed a script he's never read before while watching the animal footage for the very first time.

[@neuralmute]

@@TheFunwichHorror Maybe if David Attenborough was some sort of hilarious alien being with ideosyncratic pronunciations of the English language, who had been raised entirely on snarky pop culture references, pornography, and documentaries narrated by Morgan Freeman.

[@thatonekid565]

I got really obessed with all of these different species for a moment in my life. I wouldn’t stop talking about them, drawing them, babbling on about how they’re all different and don’t even look like bats, or even really fish. My family got tired of it, my friends too. They told me I was acting obsessive and that it wasn’t healthy. One could say I went... batfish crazy

[@fredwaterer8203]

That sir is gold

[@AyyyyJayyyy]

You sir might have adhd

[@justasmltwngir1732]

ADHD MOOD

[@AbsolutelynotatallpleaseIbeg]

This feels like adhd

[@xyz7572]

Badum tss

[@abcdeisthekeygaming277]

He said "go back, I want to see that" at the exact moment I pressed rewind

[@erinnorwood6124]

I wanted to see it too

[@Momma_AL]

I did too! Lol

[@davidhamilton8041]

How bout the finger part Y'all in? 😂

[@phantomasuras]

"If you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship" Thanks for the advice Zefrank.

[@CameronCajun]

"Ze, where were you when I was a freshman in college? That advice could have saved me from Fionna and my 'Douchebag Semester'.

[@JB-yg3ew]

I came here for the fish, I left with a life lesson

[@thebestcentaur]

"Two feelings, same time." Accurately describing me graduating and having to look for a job during the pandemic

[@Saiavinn]

Preach >.>

[@lzmunch]

Oop

[@leroyd.griffin6857]

Now that is deep. Good luck

[@menarepretty]

I hope things work out for you!!

[@thebestcentaur]

@@leroyd.griffin6857 thanks!

[@thecrepeofdeath]

the phrase "stupid clams" has been a standing joke between me and my friend for more than a decade. hearing zefrank say it is surreal

[@Grimthe]

The fact that this man is still uploading 7 years later is quite impressive.

[@nowandaround312]

He took like a 4 year hiatus though

[@misanthropic985]

Daftly-Made why? Some of em have been uploading for 10 years straight no breaks That’s impressive

[@mrdavman13]

Zefrank is one of the oldest youtubers. Many like the green brothers and Phil defranco name zefrank as inspirations

[@niks8521]

@@nowandaround312 He probably learned some stuff to share with is during his hiatus 🤷🏽‍♀️

[@joeqiao1691]

@@niks8521 he was the COO of buzzfeed

[@genghis_connie]

"You have to make sure your mouth isn't too big for your rectum." Words to live by. Probably also tattoed on someone.

[@PrydeWater901]

That’s the nicest way I’ve ever heard, “Don’t let your mouth write a check that your ass can’t cash.”

[@beachgirl4583]

genghisconnie, If it wasn’t a tattoo before, it will be now that Ze said it.

[@darrinlaw2832]

One day, we will finally get our hour long zefrank1 documentary on his favorite animals.

[@eledatowle7128]

Oh that would be amazing!

[@100GTAGUY]

Allow me to introduce you to a wonderful thing called playlists, hours of content no need to click new videos. Win win.

[@yinlu3610]

Allow me to introduce to you- “Backwards Hippo”

[@annamishonova4269]

That is the only hope that gets me out of bed every morning

[@randomname1251]

THIS! Yes, this would be great!

[@TheOrene]

“Had a good toilet” is my new favorite phrase

[@XenKenshin]

We're not gonna talk about this man's amazing name line? "Gerard. Think Bernard, but less cold and more angry." Brr cold Grr angry That's genius

[@RuokieBuns]

I did not catch up on that, that's amazing XD

[@karsonkammerzell6955]

He could be referring to Gerard Butler's many, many angry man roles in movies, lol.

[@mrnuisance456]

@@karsonkammerzell6955 they both work so well

[@JonahIronstone]

@@karsonkammerzell6955 He didn't say Gerard, he said gurnard. A gurnard is a kind of fish-- that one, to be specific.

[@XenKenshin]

@Taps fan USA! USA! Haha

[@Lunadeath02]

"Scientists, you need to stop getting drunk when you name fish." -Zefrank

[@corpsiecorpsie_the_original]

"Little Johhny and Susie both hated school until they learned that scientists who discover animals get to name them. From then on they had a strong mission focus. You see, they both had a strong desire to force the scientific world to document and say, repeatedly horrific references to the Holocaust and the end times after the rapture. They would accomplish this through the naming of a new discovery."

[@MazzaAzi]

but then we wouldn't have Polar bears

[@azurecielo52479]

"Sluurp" "Must eat things same size as rectum" must learn this lesson.

[@danielbickford3458]

I'm pretty sure Miss Piggy once said never eat anything larger than your head, but this works too.

[@deeess2722]

I should take notes where this is concerned. #atethewholepizza

[@Amphictyon1]

Zefrank is an artistic genius. Every artist should have such skill at his specialty, and every late night TV host wishes he had this kind of talent. And boy howdy, every time he says 'bibbi' instead of baby, I laugh out loud, again. No matter how many times I've heard him do it. Classic.

[@scapegoat8171]

"Had a good toilet, and weighed herself again. No change. How does that even happen"? Some mysteries aren't ment to be solved.

[@misanthropicisolation4013]

*meant

[@Cheshieruu]

@DEVOLUTION• SOLUTION shut.

[@MAabmets]

Jesus christ, if all nature documentaries were narrated like that, then I'd watch a whole lot more of them.

[@RingoLoadagain]

Check out "absurd planet" on netflix it's not AS good but has similar vibes.

[@justinjg99]

Marvel knew

[@onebilliontacos3405]

420, congrats

[@HopeRock425]

@@RingoLoadagain no I watched absurd planet and I don't like it, they don't talk about the life style of the animal they just point out something odd about it and that's it, like how in the very first episode they talked about the dung beetle and all they said was that it survives on poop and then proceeded to sing about that one trait. I kept on waiting for it to get educational but I didn't learn anything from it. This is a lot better.

[@Dusk_Shade]

Have you tried "Round Planet"?

[@johnoliversantiago2476]

I’m gonna need a whole episode on just the sea robins and their freaky tentacle-esque appendages. straight out of a spooky alien movie

[@Rhaegar19]

I had to look really hard to make sure it wasn't actually a fish sitting on a crab.

[@leonardovergara5620]

Batfish & Sea Robin.

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

Leonardo Vergara I would watch that show.

That is bar none the freakiest fish I've ever seen. AND HE DIDN'T EVEN MENTION IT

[@BlackPhoenixNight]

It's like something straight out of Gyo. Just look it up

[@wafflecakepans]

Formal request for "True Facts: Platypus"

[@katiejensen7762]

Yes

[@constancemiller3753]

Agent P needs Z.

[@nathanielwindsor7679]

The platypus: an egg laying mammal with an electrosensitive beak, a beaver tail, no stomach, and venomous spines that deliver the most painful sting of any animal in existence No, none of that is a joke

[@goku-san]

@@nathanielwindsor7679 As recently discovered, also glow under UV light.

[@crystalthunderheart8895]

I'm sure everybody was like: "Oh wait I see him" " *-wait are you sure that's a fish?????* "

[@prachetasnayse9709]

Yes.

[@marilan8154]

4:05 “little dancing bowelrinas” behind the turtles. I almost missed that one!

[@glorioskey]

I did miss it till now thanks.

[@NeoAcario]

"You know.. turd-tles. Again, not kidding."

[@animemusicluver1]

😂😂😂 turtles get personal waste disposers

[@horsegirlb7120]

_"The sea robins are called gurnards - think 'Bernard' but not as chilly, and a little more mad"_ I see what you did there

[@semaj_5022]

I had to have this spelled out for me to get it apparently and I thank you

[@allisonjames2923]

Lol. That’s actually very clever

[@pr1ncemiller]

he’s a genius

[@tacocats2244]

@@pr1ncemiller i don't get it am dum

[@matosuhalj7033]

@@tacocats2244 grrr and brr.What do you say when you are angry and what do you say when you are cold?

[@jeremyholland4121]

This is by far the greatest nature channel on KZbin...... No the world watch out Attenborough!!!

[@Megorium]

4:43 Omg that fish with the spider legs!!! The ocean is INSANE! I had to pause and actually process what I was looking at like...my brain just can't handle spider fish.

[@726ab]

I didn't even know those existed!

[@StickyIckyOOHWAY]

its a bit like spider pig but underwater!

[@jasonbaylor9865]

It's so freaking creepy. I've sent a vid of them like walking on those legs. Like a parasite took over the fish

[@Megorium]

@@jasonbaylor9865 oh man that reminds me of that book by Christopher Moore, "this book is full of spiders"

[@OnlyKaerius]

See also: Indian Ocean Walkman. I've actually uploaded an example of that on my channel, which I filmed on vacation.

[@PrydeWater901]

The revised accepted vernacular will henceforth be “batfish crazy”. That is all.

[@amm95]

Ah dang. And here I thought I'd had an original idea but you beat me to it

[@eyeballpapercut4400]

@42 jade facts

[@ruthrichardson9717]

I second the motion!

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

42 jade and you have to name them by the full Latin name or according to the weird descriptors given by ZeFrank, like “tickle tickle” or”wooshy”... or you can’t join the club

[@lemurdream]

Batfish crazier than a shithouse rat.

[@hplostfan]

“That makes me want to vomit...and put my finger in it. Two feelings, same time.” 😂😂

[@mccallan2798]

The last sentence "WOW!!!! THAT WAS AWESOME!!!" sums you up perfectly.

[@claudiavh2602]

"Had a good toilet and weighed herself again, no change..." hahaha, I'm dead.

[@rianamohamed300]

Isnt that what we all do, pre weigh, post weigh 😂😂

[@luminocuratoria1335]

Relatable

[@Theeditor2828]

“not in the roof like a duck do” that’s my new favorite line

[@VilleAbr]

Hah

[@judithblanco115]

I read it exactly when he said it

[@typacsk]

I also liked the "stupid clams" callback.

[@bartholomewbinkleberry3822]

What was the old one

[@rezuuuyt3296]

Floorgang!

[@reese1339]

Yeah I needed this today. These are good at making me smile.

[@inshaneindamembrane8043]

I love how it goes off the rails but is still on said rail, going off was just part of the rail

[@CJDragonheart]

Two-wheeling it off to the one side of the rail

[@johnfaber100]

Pseudobiceros Hancockanus Dactylopterus volitans, also known as Flying gurnard. If I saved one person from googling their fingers bloody for these terms, my work will be complete.

[@heavysleeperassclapper6054]

Are you a god??

[@andrewesther4705]

The hero we deserve.

[@zg4705]

hand-cock-anus. bro. what are scientists on?

[@ritvijpatankar731]

You have saved many!!! 😂

[@ritvijpatankar731]

Nailed it Gaio z!!! LMAO

[@spzaruba5089]

"That makes me want to vomit and put my finger in it. Two feelings at the same time." Oh life and it's mysteries.

[@geoffreygriffin3015]

Reminds me of prom night...

[@Mortthemoose]

😅😅😅

[@corpsiecorpsie_the_original]

Are there astronauts up there?

[@raymondsmith2040]

"Meaning he lives on the floor of the sea... not on the roof like a duck do" Zefranks da GOAT!!! 🐐

[@-johnny-deep-]

Yeah, that was a genius-level line!

[@kobisjeruk]

FLOOR GANG! AOOF!

[@deweysmithey8506]

@@kobisjeruk F L O O R G A N G A A H O O

[@nikolasscholz7983]

@@deweysmithey8506 Felix should know that duck and geese are actually ceiling gang. Cringe

[@wandabosworth63]

I love the guy that narratives this. He makes me laugh. I love to watch true things about animals and he makes it more interesting.

[@lilitharam44]

"Most look a bit like the bottom half of a kangaroo that was flattened by a truck." True!

[@Mtyugi]

It looks like it stopped in the middle of evolving and said, "yeah, this is good enough!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@SairinEarthsea]

Shh, don't give Nintendo and game freak ideas.

[@MikeO5]

😂

[@blackbox8160]

technically we're all in the middle of evolving ;)

[@giggityguy]

I honestly had to stop and reflect for a minute when he said that ducks live on the roof of the water

[@johnsantana601]

Its amazing that a youtube channel has this level of creativity and humor wile at the same time teaching you something.

[@facemite]

Let's just gloss over that one fish is a horrific Spider hybrid nothing to see here

[@batwom4304]

facemite honestly the fact that it is a real actual fish currently walking around like that somewhere makes me want to vomit. and then scream. scromit.

[@Rotten_Prince]

it's a Chelidonichthys lucerna

[@josephburchanowski4636]

Considering your name, do you have any right to call anything a Horrific Spider Hybrid? Like face mites are like tiny spiders on a face that never poop. Their poop just builds up inside them until they die. It only leaves their body when they start decomposing after death.

[@deeess2722]

Batwom - Scromit. I like it. I’ll use it.. maybe as my new Tinder name. 😁

[@deeess2722]

Kerel Valens - Bless you. **hands Kerel a tissue**

[@dragone236]

“Not on the roof like a duck do.” LMFAO

[@MP197742]

There’s also a true facts about ducks video from years ago. As I recall, it’s horrifying. All I remember is the one part. It’s horrifying.

[@SEASHELLHEARTS]

MP197742 someth8ng something corkscrew?!?

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

I imagined this pronounced, “Bat Feeshes”.

[@EnderGoku9001]

Bat bebis

[@TheMadRatKing]

Beet feeshees

[@kobus9808]

I swear this fish is the embodiment of triphobia

[@rollochairbreaker230]

Da na na na na na na na batfeesh.

[@user-pt1cz4ot1e]

EnderGoku9001 Yes. Must love the bebis!

[@Harrier42861]

"Scientists, you need to stop getting drunk when you name fish." Golden.

[@bigbadseed7665]

Anyone else want to see "True Facts: Sunfish"? "If you saw the batfish and thought, 'That looks nothing like a bat,' well get a load of the sunfish." Something like that.

[@vitoriabottaro]

omg yes please give us sunfish true facts!!

[@roastchicken401]

The Sunfish would be a perfect animal for Zefrank to do a video on

[@rhiannonphoenix5426]

YES PLEASE

[@toeeatingcat3837]

I really want to see that!!

[@thejasminedragonmerchant6843]

That would be awesome! I love the sunfish, and it's so derpy-looking it would be perfect for the ZeFrank True Facts treatment!

[@danielroder830]

This is what happens when you hit "randomize all" in character creation.

[@Duck_Ellington]

4:42 just when you think you’ve heard about most sea creatures, the world blesses you with some new wonderful abomination

[@Bos-dd4rr]

Literally my exact trial of thought

[@CalamityM]

Pretty sure I've seen that thing featured in a horror manga...

[@TheBaseUK]

I think we need some true facts on this freak of nature 🥺

[@BlackPhoenixNight]

@@CalamityM If you're trying to remember which one I'd bet money it's Gyo

[@maddie9602]

The ocean: bottomless mine of proof that there is no god.

[@MsDivineHeretic]

Now THIS! Is the style of teaching I would learn so much from. Also your videos are perfect to watch while in a down mood.

[@samanthabourne4865]

"Even little Wendy's pissed off. She weighed herself on the bathroom scale, then had a good toilet and weighed herself again. No change! How does that even happen?!" Bruh!

[@bland9876]

There is a device you can buy or at least it was a Kickstarter where if you sat on the toilet it would weigh you and then when you got off the toilet if we record your weight the second time and it would tell you how much you shat also you could look and see which toilets you used and how much you weighed and it would tell you the weight of all the other juices taken on that toilet and it would act like a video game where the number one person would have the largest shit

[@markrayes2973]

@@bland9876 😂😂 oh my god ...seriously just get a damn scale

[@purple4216]

"You want a good partner in crime someone who can handle the tickling or Swim up and fart out a mucous a raft with you. If you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you need to get out of that relationship. You're better than that." Can we all just admit that this is a really good quote that everyone should follow?

[@TheFunwichHorror]

Of course. First thing I look for in a partner is whether or not they're willing to fart out a mucus raft every once in a while.

[@katiekane5247]

Solid relationship advice, another Zefrank quote for living.

[@Mortthemoose]

@@TheFunwichHorror 😂😂😂😂😂

[@DarkFoxKirin]

We're talking to you Jaskier...

[@DigitalSubset]

4:42 Ok so everybody’s just going to ignore the fact that this fish has spider legs😳

[@phorchybug3286]

Oh I see now! Thank.

[@akavenus6697]

*Irate Frogger i poop bananas*

[@sirquaffler542]

I was freaking out when I saw that, I thought John Carpenter's The Thing got into the ocean and was impersonating a fish but forgot for a second.

[@rainybells]

It made me shudder

[@L454RU5]

I want a true facts on THAT fish

[@YashKMusic]

this channel is absolute genius - thank you for making these!

[@spicymonkey13]

"bowelrinas"..."turdtles"...i can feel my vocabulary increasing

[@parisashahabi5067]

4:43 “The sea robins are called Gurnards. Think ‘Bernard’ but a little less chilly and more mad” 💀💀😂

[@060steve]

No one: Bat fish: “imma disguise myself as a giant tadpole that swam up a frog’s arse”

[@atomreus2477]

04:59 "if you're just following someone around and eating their crap all day, you get out of that relationship...you're better than that!" *Deep*

[@theemailguy777]

I WAS BINGE WATCHING THIS STUFF YESTERDAY OUR LORD HATH GIVEN ME ANOTHER ONE

[@csoco6819]

God is good lmao

[@AdamLacy228]

The Lord had me discover Zefrank about a year ago. I binged ALL of his stuff, then couldn't wait for more. Lol

[@celines2123]

Samee

[@_BangDroid_]

Our Lord and Savior _The Algorithm_

[@MattNeufy]

Me: doing something else Zefrank: uploads Me: alright I guess this is what I’m doing now

[@gctf9925]

the way he says bibbis brings a smile to my face every frikn time

[@paranoidpeace]

Excellent spelling

[@HopePapernacky]

a guy named fran *B E B E S*

[@epizzle9232]

BEBBES

[@Numba1TakyonListener]

_B É B Ě Ś_

[@savageBB]

BEHBEHS

[@morgan6321]

i just found out he kept making videos. so happy. cheers.

[@red1986507]

“The back half of a kangaroo that’s been flattened”-so half a was-a-roo?

[@UsmanMuhammadNooruddin]

This is golden!!

[@trademarkshelton]

I'm going to be able to cheer myself up for days just by saying "haffawuzzaroo" to myself

[@RevRedmondFarrier]

Flataroo

[@LegitHarpyHunter]

I'd have called it a was a kang.

[@matthewdeallende1087]

Zefrank: this is Matthew, a little green fish Me: Hey he's using my name that's co... Zefrank: oh that's not him

[@mptrdt21457]

No it’s me.

[@tuxedo_toucan]

Lol.

[@MfTheSupervillain]

Too many Mathews

[@yetanotheaverageguy]

Totally felt the same way. He's genius.

[@ralphafable9395]

"Behbes" gets me every time lol

[@jessss27]

lol "It's not perfect." That was actually fascinating. Been following you since the old school website, Ze Frank! So glad the content keeps flowing!

[@nathanielwindsor7679]

4:41 are we just going to ignore the fact that this fish has lobster legs growing out of it's neck

[@gregorymalchuk272]

What the hell was that thing???!?

[@memelord691]

Wait what

[@pastamasta6873]

It's a sea robin, just a specific species that has them more shown. Some other species have them but they are smaller, weaker or not move But if anyone know the species reply it lol

[@siyacer]

Cause it ate one and it's legs are coming out of it's gills

[@thomasthemetriacanthosauru7030]

@@pastamasta6873 no it's a ginard I think that's how you spell it really they're weirder than bat fish zefrank should do a video on them

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

David Attenborough: I'm the best wildlife narrator. You can't top me Zefrank: Hold my batfish

[@cherrycoffrin1273]

LOL....

[@DwightLivesMatter]

Sorry but David is untouchable. Try again.

[@Jcewazhere]

So when's the Epic Rap Battles of History between the two coming? :D

[@bananarama3624]

Sorry but Sir David Attenborough is at another level. I love zefrank but you just can't compare him to anyone else.

[@theherooffire007]

Hold mah *babehs.

[@idkcousin]

I’m glad you continued KZbin, I remember almost a decade ago you barley were uploading with less then 10k subscribers but now you almost have 3 million subscribers. I hope you all the happiness!!

[@kingmercado128]

2:02 ”like worms and snails and stupid clams" He really hate clams

[@kyuubiv.8046]

Other video: “I told you. Clams are stupid.”

[@nartaga1624]

I like how Netflix tried to move in on zefrank's territory with their weird planet documentary, and still failed. Zefrank forever.

[@Femaiden]

they should have just given this guy a real show on there. . .

[@ijustwantacupoftea.4878]

I tried to watch that weird planet documentary. That was absolutely dreadful.

[@Vaguer_Weevil]

What's so bad about it? Other than it being a Netflix show

[@ijustwantacupoftea.4878]

@@Vaguer_Weevil Personally, it is just so cheesy. The host of the show (who is called mother nature) is so annoying. I think they read a poem at the beginning of the first episode? It seems like more of a kids show. Netflix shows aren't that bad. Really enjoyed Nailed it (though I know that is not everyones taste)

[@OneWhoDreamsAwake]

I didn’t even know they made a show like that on Netflix... why they don’t flipping use the obvious talent in front of us I’ll never know

[@jamalgumbs7518]

I caught a Red Lipped Batfish years back on line and my God, I wondered, "What unholy thing did I bring up from the sea and it has legs?" 😂

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

I didn’t know Batman had a fish relative. Being Pissy is their signature look

[@clestis4591]

No matter how many times I watch Zefrank's videos, I cannot get tired of them. You can tell he has fun making these videos. He makes learning fun and enjoyable. I love that nugget of advice near the end of the video.

[@anneellsworth4435]

I've been watching the hearings on Capitol Hill this morning, when this wonderfully intelligent and hilariously crafted chunk 'o sea knowledge floats into my inbox, if you know what I mean. Sanity, thy name is ZeFrank

[@kesr6374]

Lesson for the day: *Don't talk to the fish that was chewing something behind the turtle*

[@volcryndarkstar]

Hold on... Chewing...

[@Mortthemoose]

😅😅😅

[@chill8362]

Your therapist: " The Trypophobifish isn't real and cannot hurt you." The Trypophobifish: "Put your finger in my armpit holes.... Do it." Fear it. Show your friends. Fear it together.

[@KirbyJason210]

Wait till you meet the Trypophobic-Frog

[@parisb.c.3938]

@@KirbyJason210 oh God he did video on it and I wanted to peel my skin off🤢😱

[@hollyd.4793]

THANK YOU! I can't watch this. I came to the comments to see if I am the only one skeeved out by it.

[@EpicOfChillgamesh]

Therapist: "Do you see the Trypophobifish right now? Is telling you to stick your finger places you know it shouldn't go?"

[@CesarAMAD]

Yeah super disturbing

[@jhonwilly1801]

He is the greatest combination of Oratation, education and perfect humor! I love this guy!

[@2torial506]

“ He lives on the floor of the sea, not on the roof like a duck do” Me: FLOOR GANG

[@carlacampbell9708]

Big pee pee

[@Spud24]

Ducks be ceiling gang

[@VerbiGereando]

Ouh

[@BlackCat-X13]

Ceiling gang? Cringe

[@roderickwhitehead]

Ceiling gang: tiny pee pee.

[@WoooshProductions]

“That is how the bat fish do” Bat fish: Vietnam flashbacks

[@a.lemmyy]

"There it is! It's crazy!" I just die when his voice just suddenly changes 😂

[@dreamhaynes10]

I like wen he says “BEBE”😂😂😂

[@dereksyroka6288]

Or beeyurds

[@jdsavage7824]

Me too!!😂🤣😂🤣

[@LakshmananMe]

I notice him saying bebe in every video and I love it. 😂❤️

[@shooby9496]

Or any of the '-y' words that he says twice. "Bendy bendy" "Grabby grabby" etc.

[@22suzie44]

"Why don't you call a bat a fishbird?!?!" I spit coffee on my screen!

[@pengchan40]

When your name is “Matthew,” and you learn what you truly are...

[@fpsdovah2572]

pengchan40 peak Matthew form... we have discovered our true identities

[@Mattyoftheboy]

i feel ya. this is what we're going to reincarnate into

[@giantgoldenpeach]

Mathew "Opp, thats his face!"😂🤣🙃

[@HammerGeoLarrup]

Hello, fellow batfish.

[@iSeeB1urry]

here for it

[@AdamLacy228]

I've never heard anyone use the term "have a good toilet," but now that I have, I'm using it without shame.

[@franzwaltenspuhl8892]

So funny & informative! I’m on a binge. This is one of the best, imho. So far anyway.

[@necrogeneticist]

last time i was this early we were still called apes of the hamburger!

[@flytrapYTP]

Ah yes, just like birds of prey.

[@pureneoflow4666]

@@flytrapYTP *byurds

[@flytrapYTP]

@@pureneoflow4666 yes

[@flytrapYTP]

@Stephanie Logan you can't spell simple English words and your jokes suck.

[@kobus9808]

@@pureneoflow4666* boirds

[@reneebrady8389]

" You try applying lipstick with no mirror...or arms.." God I needed this today! Thanks zefrank!

[@PalaciosQuinn]

the last 2 minutes of this video's dialogue is what my mind churns up right when i try to sleep sometimes.

[@harisally2157]

his narration makes the documentary about the animals so interesting. i never so felt excited and laughing to a documentation before. a good way to attract people watch documentary.