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The Late Show with Stephen Colbert

Жыл бұрын

America gifted Abrams tanks to Ukraine on their leader Volodymyr Zelensky’s birthday, the former president backed his VP Mike Pence against attacks on his handling of classified documents, and an Xbox software update set off the folks at Fox News.
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@glennzanotti3346
@glennzanotti3346 Жыл бұрын
Saving energy is "woke?" What's next, eating a balanced diet is woke? Washing your hands after using the bathroom is woke? Not using a toaster while taking a bath is woke?
@gerarddurrfartier8083
@gerarddurrfartier8083 Жыл бұрын
Vegans are a primary cause of climate change as nitrogen dioxide, not carbon monoxide, is the main greenhouse gas.
@halibaitor
@halibaitor Жыл бұрын
Yes to all of the above. 😎
@PC-kd7dj
@PC-kd7dj Жыл бұрын
Simple minded FOX entertainers telling their simpler minded audience what to think.
@yoann0490
@yoann0490 Жыл бұрын
And apparently, teaching kids to be responsible human beings is also woke... I mean, it's not like we've ever used games to teach kids anything, right ?
@danburnes722
@danburnes722 Жыл бұрын
Woke is an invented trigger word
@katstorm13
@katstorm13 Жыл бұрын
So in the 80's when my mom kept yelling at us to turn off the light when we left the room, it wasn't because she wanted to keep the electric bill down...she was just woke?
@mm-yt8sf
@mm-yt8sf Жыл бұрын
so the dad who said "turn off the lights when you leave the room, i'm not made of money!" was actually secretly woke! 🙂
@sustainfem
@sustainfem Жыл бұрын
My dad used to say "Who am I, the electric company!!!"
@havcola6983
@havcola6983 Жыл бұрын
They're really stretching their definition of "woke" beyond the breaking point here.
@ShawndaPrawn
@ShawndaPrawn Жыл бұрын
@@havcola6983 these days, when someone uses ‘woke’ unironically, they just lose all credibility in my eyes.
@gypsysoul5172
@gypsysoul5172 Жыл бұрын
That's what I was thinking. I was always told that growing up. Turn off the lights when you leave your bedroom. Or, when your done playing your game. It's common sense if you want to save electricity.
@NicciGemz
@NicciGemz Жыл бұрын
Saving money is WOKE! Get out there and spend it all like the good Lord intended. Save nothing for another day! 😒 I don't understand how anyone watches them for more than shits and giggles
@StormOracle
@StormOracle Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday, Volodymyr Zelensky
@cas54926
@cas54926 Жыл бұрын
January 25th is a holiday in Ukraine. It's called "Tanksgiving".
@alexj.3375
@alexj.3375 Жыл бұрын
War is not funny. People die here every day
@cas54926
@cas54926 Жыл бұрын
@@alexj.3375 as a Ukrainian I can tell you that surviving war without humor and staying human at the same time is impossible.
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
@@cas54926 As anybody who has watched M∗A∗S∗H will attest ...
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Haha don't know why I didn't see that coming.
@facty_kit1742
@facty_kit1742 Жыл бұрын
Jan 25 also marks Zelensky's birthday
@jasonjimerson7046
@jasonjimerson7046 Жыл бұрын
Something tells me that someone should check Lindsey Graham's place for classified docs.
@farvasstache6532
@farvasstache6532 Жыл бұрын
And Nancy's ice cream freezer too please.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Can't wait to watch him flipflop when they find them in the big kitchen where he mixes his mint julips!
@michaellane5381
@michaellane5381 Жыл бұрын
They'd never catch him, he'd used multi-shadow clone jutsu by leaving Keebler fudge sandwiches all over the house and the resulting rat problem would destroy the evidence.
@marshwetland3808
@marshwetland3808 Жыл бұрын
I thought he said shit-filla 🤣🤣
@ProjectFlashlight612
@ProjectFlashlight612 Жыл бұрын
Are male body building mags classified docs? If so, Graham's house is the National Archives.
@Carfeu
@Carfeu Жыл бұрын
Wild times when we’re happy to see German tanks
@antennawilde
@antennawilde Жыл бұрын
The majority of people in the world are not happy about it, we're only shown the pro MIC propaganda. BigTech must be broken up, net neutrality restored. Notice how all your Google searches return the same information on different websites? The websites on the first 2 pages of returns are all owned by the oligarchy. Follow the $
@geoffreybennett8912
@geoffreybennett8912 Жыл бұрын
I wonder when the German people will finally be able to be accepted as a part of the human race again?And, if you look at America leading up to and for almost 2 years of WW2, I am sure you will be surprised to know that more Americans were quite happy to leave Europe to it's fate and let the Nazis have at it, except for your president and a few people who saw that the war in Europe would become a world war. But the American people had to be dragged, kicking and screaming into a war that they would have had to fight eventually anyway. And becoming the world's police didn't exactly work out for you either, did it. Yes,the German GOVERNMENT of the Nazis were terrible people, but blaming all the people in Germany for being forced into a political ideal (at gun point)that the Allies of the First world war created with the treaty of Versailles and the reparations that would have been paid off by 1983.Thats right kids, your, and the Allied governments were more responsible for the Nazis gaining power than the Nazis themselves and the Great Depression of 29 only helped. And guess who was responsible for that. That's right, America. So before you cast your rock at the German people make sure your glass houses aren't in the way.
@coralstapilow8240
@coralstapilow8240 Жыл бұрын
"Is Potato" gets me every time like a RickRoll. I could probably see it coming if I thought about it, but it still always surprises me with a laugh!
@TommyCrosby
@TommyCrosby Жыл бұрын
Damn, what would happen to FOX News if they would learn that here in Canada, in primary school, I had to write a two-page essay on Global Warming back in the mid '90s!
@thomasakagi7545
@thomasakagi7545 Жыл бұрын
"More from WOKE Canadian public schools, where children are being groomed to THINK and WRITE!"
@seanswader7425
@seanswader7425 Жыл бұрын
I’m in my mid fourties and we were being taught about global warming when I was in elementary school way back in the early 80’s. Things like conserving power, gas and even water weren’t a polarizing conversation back then. I even remember parents getting mad at kids for leaving the heat on or the ac set too low.
@luciamiller1555
@luciamiller1555 Жыл бұрын
Yep there’s nothing “woke” about ecology, energy conservation, organic gardening and being good stewards of our delicate and beautiful ecosystems on this precious planet we call home. Faux Lies would promote soiling one’s own nest, just as they do in every broadcast. Whoever took a positive term like “woke” which is “awake, alive, aware, knowledgeable” and made it a dirty word is despicable. If being informed of the Truth and the Facts is “Woke”, then I am WOKE. So there!
@be9636
@be9636 Жыл бұрын
Good one... Tank you, Germany! Greetings from Munich
@kylestubbs8867
@kylestubbs8867 Жыл бұрын
“Is Potato” never gets old.
@timd4524
@timd4524 Жыл бұрын
Can't believe they're upset over standby mode. Yea. They know squat.
@cynthiaevery2801
@cynthiaevery2801 Жыл бұрын
And they think video games are for kids!
@8088I
@8088I Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Mr. Z! Slava Ukraini! 🇺🇦 . . .
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
Here you see Graham in 2016 in the Ukraine starting a war: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJa6eamfrLGAr5o How funny is this Mr. Colbert?
@sesa2984
@sesa2984 Жыл бұрын
90 seconds to midnight getting a laugh is exactly why we'll...........
@JuliJuli2020
@JuliJuli2020 Жыл бұрын
Thank you very much for supporting Ukraine!
@stewartbrooker
@stewartbrooker Жыл бұрын
Just checking in from Australia to see if US still exists.
@thomasakagi7545
@thomasakagi7545 Жыл бұрын
Yes, unfortunately.
@tuckgraph
@tuckgraph Жыл бұрын
There's no need to worry until it's nine seconds to Doomsday, according the The Procrastination Clock.
@TheRedneckAtheist
@TheRedneckAtheist Жыл бұрын
You know what, I'll laugh at this joke tomorrow or maybe the day after.
@antennawilde
@antennawilde Жыл бұрын
I waited 9 hours just to reply
@ianthesoccerref
@ianthesoccerref Жыл бұрын
My procrastination clock stopped. I put off winding it.
@davea6314
@davea6314 Жыл бұрын
"Germany agreed to send its leopard battle tanks to Ukraine. Making this the first time anyone in Europe has ever said, 'Good News, the German tanks are rolling in.'"
@kilgore7778
@kilgore7778 Жыл бұрын
Too bad we have a 🥔 for president, or maybe this could have been de-escalated long ago. 10% for the potato!!! Thanks libtards!
@angus7278
@angus7278 Жыл бұрын
Not true. Ukrainian Nazis in WW2 were cheering the Germans while they slaughtered their Jewish neighbours.
@slavaukraini54
@slavaukraini54 Жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@kilgore7778
@kilgore7778 Жыл бұрын
@@slavaukraini54 Slavastupidity.
@georgejiglau3980
@georgejiglau3980 Жыл бұрын
Graham's floor description sounds like the intro to Meanwhile.
@velonicatgmaildotcom
@velonicatgmaildotcom Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday Volodymyr Zelenskyy! 🎂 We stand by you!
@quietsloop3980
@quietsloop3980 Жыл бұрын
Hope they enjoy the hardware 🇺🇦🇺🇸
@mrsr003
@mrsr003 Жыл бұрын
@@quietsloop3980 Lol! Yes, hope this helps them continue to kick Russia’s a$$! Happy birthday, Vlad!
@heathereton5582
@heathereton5582 Жыл бұрын
💯🇺🇸❤️🇺🇦
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Glory to Ukraine!
@genngeorge9909
@genngeorge9909 Жыл бұрын
Fight your own war, Zelensky, you crook.
@ernstbtmn
@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын
FoxSued: "They're going after our kids. They just want to play video games..." Also FoxSued: "We need to look at the link between video games and these mss-shootings..."
@ashkitt7719
@ashkitt7719 Жыл бұрын
Fox is protecting the gamer right to say the N-word without consequence so Fox knows their audience.
@ernstbtmn
@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын
@@ashkitt7719 Hard to argue with great logic... More so, when their motto is: "hate speech equals free speech"
@PabloCotugno
@PabloCotugno Жыл бұрын
your nation is a cesspool America the nation of war and evil promoting war and evil what are the chances?
@ernstbtmn
@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын
@@PabloCotugno And where are you from? i.e. your nation is a cesspool/nation of war and evil promoting war and evil what are the chances?
@ernstbtmn
@ernstbtmn Жыл бұрын
@@PabloCotugno
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
I look at my clock every morning, and am aghast that the world survived the night, so...
@mrt1151
@mrt1151 Жыл бұрын
Yes! Every day is a gift!
@valeriehawkins8702
@valeriehawkins8702 Жыл бұрын
Thanks for the laughs!! Steve's voice like Lindell's is HYSTERICAL 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@SteffenLachele
@SteffenLachele Жыл бұрын
Happy Tank giving everybody !
@doug4699
@doug4699 Жыл бұрын
George Santos invented the tank during his time at College! He is a true American hero! 😂😂😂
@jonathanraithel5726
@jonathanraithel5726 Жыл бұрын
Was that before or after he rowed Gen. Washington across the Delaware River?
@Deathstorm501
@Deathstorm501 Жыл бұрын
@@jonathanraithel5726 it's was before that, but after he single handedly tossed half the tea in Boston into the harbor.
@B__C__
@B__C__ Жыл бұрын
It was to honor the memory of his mother who died in the early days of the Tet Offensive in '68 during a U.S. Special Forces operation over Macho Grande. It was all very hush hush. Santos got the news from his Canadian girlfriend.
@brownkemosabe
@brownkemosabe Жыл бұрын
Shortly after that he led a legion of troops to victory in the civil war
@tonib5899
@tonib5899 Жыл бұрын
He also created colleges schools and universities, Plato, Aristotle and Archimedes taught him in person by using the time machine he made, Newton was busy which upset george because he really liked the wig on him.
@lynnerholmes
@lynnerholmes Жыл бұрын
THANK YOU for providing closed captioning considerations for the Deaf and hearing impaired!
@SigJacG31
@SigJacG31 Жыл бұрын
Why, with the reveal of the Doomsday clock, did I almost expect them, after the long silence, to yell out something like “Live from New York it’s Saturday night”. 😂
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 Жыл бұрын
Not to deflect from leaders holding classified docs and all, but isn't it time we start asking why the hell the National Archives isn't on top of missing documents? It's basic library science.
@ruthtaylor1450
@ruthtaylor1450 Жыл бұрын
Maybe they flunked library school?
@krejados1
@krejados1 Жыл бұрын
Jon Stewart interviewed Matthew Connelly for his The Problem podcast. They talk about the absurdity of classifying documents and how they're handled. It's pretty revealing, you should take a listen.
@EmperorSeramir
@EmperorSeramir Жыл бұрын
I have asked myself the same question, I mean, since they're classified shouldn't the docs NEVER leave the National Archives for security reasons?
@lorrainethomas8797
@lorrainethomas8797 Жыл бұрын
@@krejados1 Thanks for the recommendation.
@timmyeades7908
@timmyeades7908 Жыл бұрын
Hey FOX News, didn't your Dad ever tell you to turn out the lights when you leave the room?
@JasmineDev
@JasmineDev Жыл бұрын
Thank you for supporting Ukraine! 🇺🇦💙💛💙💛
@hankakah4180
@hankakah4180 Жыл бұрын
I'm waiting for George Santos to also say that he knows that Mike Pence is an honest guy.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens Жыл бұрын
He'll do that right before saying he knows because he *is* Mike Pence.
@bartfoster1311
@bartfoster1311 Жыл бұрын
Happy Tanksgiving Ukraine!
@vash121086
@vash121086 Жыл бұрын
Happy birthday Zelensky. Keep up the good fight. May victory and peace be with you and the people of Ukraine 🇺🇦.
@julianciahaconsulting8663
@julianciahaconsulting8663 Жыл бұрын
what would zelensky know about the "good fight"? Hes doing fashion shoots for Vanity Fair and shopping for villas to add to his collection....
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
Here you see Graham in 2016 in the Ukraine starting a war: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJa6eamfrLGAr5o How funny is this Mr. Colbert?
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
@@travisbiko8990 it's them starting the war
@johngrayatkinson1214
@johngrayatkinson1214 Жыл бұрын
@@julianciahaconsulting8663the whole things fuckin horrible, and people are just loving it
@paulford9120
@paulford9120 Жыл бұрын
The My Pillow guy? Perfect - a new carnival barker to replace the old one.
@dustinlang5135
@dustinlang5135 Жыл бұрын
"Good news - the German tanks are rolling in!" Classic line.
@ShannonJacobs0
@ShannonJacobs0 Жыл бұрын
The original business model of KZbin was annoying, but at least the ads were reasonable. New flood of invasive, repetitive, and offensive ads are EVIL. Google is now fully dedicated to doing any evil that seems profitable. And censoring complaints, too.
@angus7278
@angus7278 Жыл бұрын
Looks familiar - Russians fighting Ukrainian Nazis while German tanks advance.
@josephhawthorne5097
@josephhawthorne5097 Жыл бұрын
Lindell: "You guys must really think I'm dumb." Yes, but only because of everything you've ever said or done, Mikey.
@henrygvidonas9573
@henrygvidonas9573 Жыл бұрын
Seriously, what does he expect people to think about him? "If it walks and quacks like a duck..." and all that. Just kidding, he's too disconnected from reality to have any kind of common sense and reasonable thoughts.
@dennisreed3382
@dennisreed3382 Жыл бұрын
Hey hypocrite, how many millions have you made?
@TheBiggreenpig
@TheBiggreenpig Жыл бұрын
I think it is beyond mere belief by now. It is a five sigma scientific fact.
@MartinPoulter
@MartinPoulter Жыл бұрын
Just like Rudy Giuliani's "Do they think we're STUPID? Do they think we're FOOLS?" right before holding a press conference at Four Seasons Total Landscaping.
@glennhankins6927
@glennhankins6927 Жыл бұрын
Can you name anyone who's ever overcome a serious drug addiction to become a self made multi millionaire and outstanding member of society?.... I can only recall one. Mike Lindell. Seems very wise to me. Incredible man.
@lilyh4573
@lilyh4573 Жыл бұрын
Thank you Colbert for covering the war to bring awareness
@eddhernandez9410
@eddhernandez9410 Жыл бұрын
The "is potato" t shirt should now be available in a "tank" top!
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
Jimmy Kimmel’s version of the doomsday clock was perfect. He showed the panic.
@bradley163
@bradley163 Жыл бұрын
Lindsay Graham doesn't have any classified documents at his house! You need to check his dungeon where he keeps Madison Cawthorn and the pages that keep disappearing!
@musicinggp
@musicinggp Жыл бұрын
No telling what you'll find in his dungeon...I ain't going in there.
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
Here you see Graham in 2016 in the Ukraine starting a war: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJa6eamfrLGAr5o How funny is this Mr. Colbert?
@RapidResponce
@RapidResponce Жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert flew on Lolita Express multiple times and visited Epstein's Island multiple visits. It's time to find out if Stephen Colbert molested children or possibly did worse things to children.
@pagawiccan
@pagawiccan Жыл бұрын
Oh god, I just literally fell off my chair… lmao.
@zazatv6822
@zazatv6822 Жыл бұрын
Graham ain't got no women 🤣🤣🤣
@kazza6078
@kazza6078 Жыл бұрын
"That ones based on a true story!" Lmao Louis assists and kills it
@kaitlin2400
@kaitlin2400 Жыл бұрын
I got my Is Potato hoodie! LOVE IT!
@-Cinderman
@-Cinderman Жыл бұрын
The "Is Potato" joke dropped squarely on my gold nuggets of comedy. I'm still recovering. GoFundMe to follow.
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
So we're gonna get a flood of TikToks of Righties destroying their Xboxes? Fun!
@exeggcutertimur6091
@exeggcutertimur6091 Жыл бұрын
Anything to get shitheads off the playerbase, right?
@nonna_sof5889
@nonna_sof5889 Жыл бұрын
Ah so that's it. Microsoft wanted to reduce the amount they spend moderating Xbox Live.
@MonkeyJedi99
@MonkeyJedi99 Жыл бұрын
I remember growing up and being taught to turn off lights in rooms I was no longer using. Have I been groomed and woke since the 1970's, or were my parents trying to teach me to be fiscally responsible for not inflating the power bill?
@arof7605
@arof7605 Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 With LED lights, lighting is such a tiny part of modern energy bills that's not even really true anymore. A recent Technology Connections video points out old lighting timers draw a constant 3W from an electric motor, nearly as much as a modern LED uses.
@NikolaHoward
@NikolaHoward Жыл бұрын
@@MonkeyJedi99 same here.
@j.dragon651
@j.dragon651 Жыл бұрын
When I was in school over 55 years ago we went on a class trip to the Hayden Planetarium. Inside there was a huge globe, bigger than me, with lights representing human population over time. It started out with a few lights in Africa and then spread to the present time (1966?) then went on to project the future population. It didn't take long until the globe was one huge light. I saw the writing on the wall right then and will never forget it. If we continue on the road we are on it's good night Irene.
@amandahess151
@amandahess151 Жыл бұрын
They should have played “It’s the End of the World as We Know It” during the pause
@carl1367
@carl1367 Жыл бұрын
meanwhile lindsey graham is stuffing chick-fil-a bags with classified documents
@kimbennett3014
@kimbennett3014 Жыл бұрын
🤣 I could see that as an SNL skit!
@richardshort311
@richardshort311 Жыл бұрын
Hey, we don't like this Lindsey c****er anyway. Idiotic rhino.
@LorenaRodriguez-cv1bp
@LorenaRodriguez-cv1bp Жыл бұрын
Under rated comment LOL!
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
And George Santos is performing in Brazil 🇧🇷 👸 😆
@jedidiahhendricks8572
@jedidiahhendricks8572 Жыл бұрын
😂😅😭👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
@CombatMosquitoTrainer
@CombatMosquitoTrainer Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: George Santos designed the Abrams tank.
@JLee-rt6ve
@JLee-rt6ve Жыл бұрын
They even named it after him. Abrams is his Jew-ish middle name.
@thirdgen377
@thirdgen377 Жыл бұрын
Chrysler did actually
@julianwaugh8221
@julianwaugh8221 Жыл бұрын
While he was on the space station!
@dredgerivers7730
@dredgerivers7730 Жыл бұрын
I believe it was designed by Abram Lincoln.
@Dudeman9339
@Dudeman9339 Жыл бұрын
@@thirdgen377 Right and George Santos founded Chrysler. Keep up.
@peaoat3608
@peaoat3608 Жыл бұрын
It would be funnier if the group standing near the doomsday clock burst into evil laughter.
@MariaBareiss
@MariaBareiss Жыл бұрын
Happy to share a birthday with President Zelensky! I asked for, and received a mug with : IS POTATO!!!
@beverlyswartz3486
@beverlyswartz3486 Жыл бұрын
I brought my entire family this Tshirt. We all wore them for my grandson's bday two days ago. Have pic too
@connorhanlon1209
@connorhanlon1209 Жыл бұрын
Zapped. Shake it up. CONNOR birthday happy 😃 🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌺🌸🌸🌸🌸🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌷🌸🌷🌷🌷🌷spa
@pcwriter
@pcwriter Жыл бұрын
Unfortunately, my mug arrived in 2 pieces lol
@adde9506
@adde9506 Жыл бұрын
What episode did the IS POTATO bit start in. Feels weird to merch when you missed the joke. I get it, but only on a technical level.
@First-Last_name
@First-Last_name Жыл бұрын
I'm still waiting on my main battle tanks I asked for.
@trekkienzl2862
@trekkienzl2862 Жыл бұрын
Opposite day is the only day George Santos could ever tell the truth.
@Bigd0gg
@Bigd0gg Жыл бұрын
Hilarious Stephen you killed it again!
@0HARE
@0HARE Жыл бұрын
Awesome monologue, Stephen! Thank You
@Opus313
@Opus313 Жыл бұрын
So kind of Mike to take the heat off of Joe!
@8088I
@8088I Жыл бұрын
Imagine if every Lawmaker opens themselves for Voluntary Scrutiny like Biden & Pence did to clean house, now, that we have identified a problem with the system.
@HyperactiveNeuron
@HyperactiveNeuron Жыл бұрын
Really! It was a patriotic move
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 Жыл бұрын
I loathe Trump, but it's starting to look like everyone needs a mulligan while we sort this out.
@ljacres6538
@ljacres6538 Жыл бұрын
@@riparianlife97701 Nah, YUGE bigly difference between them. Mango Mussolini is going to prison for what he did, the others are not.
@KnittyElf
@KnittyElf Жыл бұрын
@@riparianlife97701 No, Trump’s case was totally different. He repeatedly lied about and refused to return the documents that he knew he had. Mulligan for Biden and Pence? Sure. Trump? Hell no.
@Only1Science
@Only1Science Жыл бұрын
My Grandmother and my father built those Abrams M1 tanks back in the 80's at General Dynamic. My father took me on a company tour. I was in complete awe.
@philcarty
@philcarty Жыл бұрын
It will be funny when all that gear is turned on the zionists
@iamwell5654
@iamwell5654 Жыл бұрын
In awe of their death and destruction capabilities?
@stevieme8642
@stevieme8642 Жыл бұрын
I helped build the electronic systems and test equipment for them many years ago.
@Mozart1220
@Mozart1220 Жыл бұрын
@@iamwell5654 Well, they are "war machines" and in a war "death and destruction" is kinda the main goal. I'm a liberal peacenick, but I lived near Hill AFB CLearfield UT for a few years and was in awe of the machinery.
@snarkylive
@snarkylive Жыл бұрын
@@iamwell5654 The only thing they are good for is killing Russian tanks, which is good because Russian tanks need killing. Tankies are toast.
@starvingpeoplecantcomplain
@starvingpeoplecantcomplain Жыл бұрын
The German word “Bildungsfern” is the best description for the modern American conservative movement
@gilesluver
@gilesluver Жыл бұрын
Anyone with access should be checked for documents.
@kraevorn7483
@kraevorn7483 Жыл бұрын
“Good news the German tanks are rolling in!” I never thought I’d hear that sentence be said in a good way
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
The Germans continue to be sensitive about it. Which is why Scholz was so slow to agree. There is still a feeling that 🇩🇪 has a special relationship with 🇷🇺, because the Soviets were instrumental in defeating Nazism.
@djzrobzombie2813
@djzrobzombie2813 Жыл бұрын
Just ask the Germans what they think about US troops in Germany... And see the reaction..... German's are still racist a holes ... It has never really changed!
@davidjonathangudlaugson4768
@davidjonathangudlaugson4768 Жыл бұрын
After a request from Poland, no less......
@ricksimon9867
@ricksimon9867 Жыл бұрын
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 ... because Germany caused 20 million Russian deaths. That's why we are reluctant to again send tanks to kill Russians. But it seems to be the right thing to do this time.
@jessehammer123
@jessehammer123 Жыл бұрын
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Honestly, I really respect what Germany did after WWII. They’re well aware that their country committed atrocities and as such are incredibly cautious about doing absolutely anything aggressive on an international scale. They know what “Germany is invading/German weapons are rolling in” means to most people, so they’ve kind of backed off. Which one could take as a sign of just how messed up the Ukrainian invasion is, I suppose.
@stevewebber707
@stevewebber707 Жыл бұрын
"You guys must really think I'm dumb." Amazing! He got something right!
@A_A_K_123
@A_A_K_123 Жыл бұрын
excellent Lindsay Graham impression
@george2113
@george2113 Жыл бұрын
People laughing at the pompous doomsday clock lifted my spirits and so I raise a toast to the audience laughing at pompous iceholes!
@Crimethoughtfull
@Crimethoughtfull Жыл бұрын
"Yay, the German tanks are rolling!" Yeah...as a big history fan, I never expected anyone to be saying that. ;-)
@ingridakerblom7577
@ingridakerblom7577 Жыл бұрын
Some in europe were happy with that, at that time..
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
I also hav not expected that. it is nonsense. All the best from Germany.
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
In English, maybe. But it's happened several times before
@Anony_Mouse_V
@Anony_Mouse_V Жыл бұрын
never mind the USA will watch Europe burn as in both world wars ..
@erichancock6815
@erichancock6815 Жыл бұрын
Happy Opposite Day!
@benjo_5
@benjo_5 Жыл бұрын
If they start searching Senators and congressmen for classified documents, they will probably find some in everyone's home who have served multiple terms
@Echo81Rumple83
@Echo81Rumple83 Жыл бұрын
Were they, like, homework they forgot to return? I'll bet that'll be the newest excuse that makes the old my-dog-ate-my-homework inferior for the zoomers and alpha generation to use when they forgot to do their assignments 😆
@impunitythebagpuss
@impunitythebagpuss Жыл бұрын
I found a few in the cat box I cleaned today!
@Hollywood041
@Hollywood041 Жыл бұрын
There is a different process in the Legislature v. the Executive, maybe there should not be, but the Legislature never gets possession of the documents, they get to look at them when necessary. There is a courier (MIL/IC) that is in charge of them. Were a Senator or Representative to have these documents outside of the SCIF then they would have stolen them by default. Having said that I do not know what the process was in the 1980s, which is part of the claims against Fuck Joe Biden. I heard that old Senate docs were in the collection, I don't know if that is true. Post 9/11 though, post Manning, post Snowden, post Panama papers, post Pandora papers... the best description of what we are experiencing is over-classification of documents. I had that problem when I created docs, it is not going to be solved by the people doing it, this is a legislative issue. You want your country's secrets to remain secret (from enemies) so any reference to any other thing has to factor in the secretiness of that while also allowing for your population to know stuff, and we do not have an Americans only news option where you present your National ID and you get to discuss more detailed info. That is part of what makes America great, comparatively, we share a fuckton of info w/ our people, colleagues, and counterparts... sometimes this is detrimental.
@karenhoward303
@karenhoward303 Жыл бұрын
Good. I'm glad Zelenski got those tanks.
@human_shaped
@human_shaped Жыл бұрын
Such good timing and delivery. Outstanding in your field.
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын
Love Colbert what a wonder comedian that he donated to ukraine central kitchen
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
Graham donated also: Here you see Graham in 2016 in the Ukraine starting a war: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJa6eamfrLGAr5o How funny is this Mr. Colbert?
@redsoxrobin9
@redsoxrobin9 Жыл бұрын
Matching your tie with 'is potato' was clever.
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday to one of the bravest, most beloved politician ever!!!🎁🎉🍻
@lilyh4573
@lilyh4573 Жыл бұрын
And he wasn't even a politician! He was an comedian 😆
@katthefantastic
@katthefantastic Жыл бұрын
Maybe that's the key!😊
@napoleonibonaparte7198
@napoleonibonaparte7198 Жыл бұрын
Lindsay definitely has documents.
@519achilles
@519achilles Жыл бұрын
Germans are giving 14 Leopard 2 and also allowed other countries to give their Leopards as well, so other countries of Europe are going to give tanks and Ukraine might get around 100 tanks by counting the countries that already stated that they are willing to provide tanks
@dennis141288
@dennis141288 Жыл бұрын
Initially, more will follow. We don't have them laying about, to be gifted to other countries. Better late than never I suppose.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens Жыл бұрын
The real game-changer is the Leopard logistical network in the EU. Ukraine's running-out of ammo for their Soviet tanks, and, for obvious reasons, Putin's not big on selling them any more. The Leopard 2, on the other hand, makes up almost half the MBTs in Europe, and the EU, consequently, is drowning in ammo, spare parts, mechanical equipment, etc. to support them. The switch will both solidify Ukraine's move from the Russian orbit to the Western one and even further exacerbate the differences in logistical capability between Putin and Ukraine that are already seeing Ukraine push the fascist invader back step-by-step.
@michaelccozens
@michaelccozens Жыл бұрын
@@dennis141288 Kinda do, actually. A lot of the Leopards being sent immediately are the older models (eg. 2A4s), as the Leopard 2 is almost 40 years old. These are only suited to take-on mid-80s-level threats, but they will give Ukraine the chance to retrain, allow Ukraine to take their combat-ready Soviet tanks out of guard and reserve positions (eg. along the Belarussian border) and move them to the front-line, and help Ukraine begin to access the wealth of logistical support the EU has for the Leopard, which makes up almost half the MBTs in Europe. But you're right that more and more of the modern variants will also begin to flow as the switch continues, and those are, I think, going to be absolute hell for Putin. Russian materiel may still be actually near-peer on paper and possibly in reality, but their ability to use it properly is obviously nearly non-existent. NATO front-line MBTs in the hands of the well-trained, -supported, and -motivated NATO-style army of post-Putin Ukraine seem like they have an excellent chance of putting-on a real masterclass in modern warfare. In a way, this is yet another example of how Putin seems to be NATO's best agent. The data gathered here will be invaluable, and it comes right as NATO nations are looking to move to the next gen of MBTs (eg Abrams X in US, Leopard 3 or maybe the KF-51 Panther with its monstrous 130mm cannon in Germany, Challenger 3 in the UK, etc), which means that they've a lot of existing MBTs looking for a use other than expensive storage or the scrapyard.
@krisfrederick5001
@krisfrederick5001 Жыл бұрын
I love how Lindsey offered up an answer to a question no one cared about. And to Mike Pillow Guy "It's better to be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt..."
@JLee-rt6ve
@JLee-rt6ve Жыл бұрын
Lindell underwent a a doubtectomy months before; all that nasty, malignant doubt was removed successfully.
@Eddie-ud4bb
@Eddie-ud4bb Жыл бұрын
Lindell knows what he's doing. He's using these fraud claims as cheap ad space. A. He's saved a ton on making commercials B. He's sold more pillows since doing it. "We know it was stoleD Dang Gummit! Now sign up w/ promo code BALLOT FRAUD
@jarniwoop
@jarniwoop Жыл бұрын
It is good that when God made him a Fool, he gave him a Fool's face.
@Earthneedsado-over177
@Earthneedsado-over177 Жыл бұрын
@@jarniwoop Lawrence of Arabia.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
I pray to the gods he becomes the RNC chair! It would be exactly what the GOP deserves!
@johnwick1883
@johnwick1883 Жыл бұрын
As a former M1A1 Abrams Tanker (19K), If Ukraine is getting that many tanks from us then we must be THAT more vigilant in supporting them! This could turn the tide. That is a lot of armor. Russia is collapsing at home and abroad. And, as we used to say, "Tanks for your support."
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
Have you encountered a Leopard? Apparently they’re very similar.
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
How many people have you killed?
@caitbansith8205
@caitbansith8205 Жыл бұрын
Collapsing, yes. They're basically completely on the ropes. All they have is enough nuclear firepower to obliterate every sizeable city and town in Europe and North America and plunge the entire planet into a decades-long famine that, if we're lucky, will mean Human civilisation can, eventually, scrape its way back up to a new Iron Age.
@jean-michelvanpruyssen936
@jean-michelvanpruyssen936 Жыл бұрын
They say the maintenance for Abrams is a nightmare.
@jean-michelvanpruyssen936
@jean-michelvanpruyssen936 Жыл бұрын
@@lawrencedoliveiro9104 The Leopards will come earlier, there will be many more of them and they run on diesel fuel.
@jesse-blueforrest2953
@jesse-blueforrest2953 Жыл бұрын
WAR! Is not peace, it is war!!
@Momotaicho
@Momotaicho Жыл бұрын
Hello my Scotland. My little sister was in this audience tonight, very jealous. We have been watching the Late Show since we were kids.
@indigowolf556
@indigowolf556 Жыл бұрын
I can't believe or maybe I can believe it, the pillowman for the chairman of the RNC. Well Life as we know it is over 😂
@simongiles9749
@simongiles9749 Жыл бұрын
The Pillowman is a play by Martin McDonagh about a serial fantasist in a police state. Seems oddly appropriate.
@blackwolfe638
@blackwolfe638 Жыл бұрын
90 seconds to midnight, and they laugh.
@ChuckTateD117
@ChuckTateD117 Жыл бұрын
90 seconds to Midnight sounds like a the name of a movie😂😂😂😂
@carmenv5160
@carmenv5160 Жыл бұрын
Thank you, Stephen, for taking some of the weight of the world and turning it into helium 🌞
@ofsinope
@ofsinope Жыл бұрын
We're all gonna die but lol squeaky voices! is the vibe of this whole century
@bishopvida
@bishopvida Жыл бұрын
more like healium
@tommyt1971
@tommyt1971 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you win the internet for the day!
@williamholdaway6598
@williamholdaway6598 Жыл бұрын
I wonder why he went to epstein Island when epstein was alive? I hope he's not a pervert aswell
@bobdobbs69
@bobdobbs69 Жыл бұрын
This reminds me...where do I find out about my local neighborhood PUPPY PILE????
@NewMessage
@NewMessage Жыл бұрын
100% chance Tucker just took a screen grab of that 'Manilla Temptress' for personal use... uh, later.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
Nope. He's more interested in Mike Pence himself.
@4leafclover243
@4leafclover243 Жыл бұрын
@@couragekarnga8735 are you insinuating they have a secret relationship?🤔🤔🤔🤔
@fredpuntdroad8701
@fredpuntdroad8701 Жыл бұрын
@@4leafclover243 It's common knowledge a lot of the more rabid conservatives are homosexuals suffering from a self-hate complex.
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын
He's writing slash fanfic of it and the green M&M as we speak. 😆 (But because he's right-wing it's terrible media. Like how they have no comedians.)
@CloudsGirl7
@CloudsGirl7 Жыл бұрын
@@4leafclover243 Egads!
@KitoBallard
@KitoBallard Жыл бұрын
Him trying to name off some Xbox games was hilarious hahah XD
@rexmundi8154
@rexmundi8154 Жыл бұрын
The documents Mike had in Top Secret folders was just old Victoria’s Secret catalogs he didn’t want mother to find.
@Tuturial464
@Tuturial464 Жыл бұрын
Save us Stephen Colbert! You are the comedian America needs!
@rjwh67220
@rjwh67220 Жыл бұрын
You got that right, brother!
@biologicalagent
@biologicalagent Жыл бұрын
John Stewart was literally the only person in media that got me though the Bush years. Man, could have used him again in 2018! Him and Colbert would have been an amazing team.
@biologicalagent
@biologicalagent Жыл бұрын
@Beth Jim huh??
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
🤣 It's a Goebbels-like show from Colbert ! Wollt Ihr den totalen Krieg"? Yeaaaahhhhh! 🫡 All the best from Germany!
@yurielcundangan9090
@yurielcundangan9090 Жыл бұрын
Dr.Colbert always deliver. Thanks Stephen and crew
@mangokraken
@mangokraken Жыл бұрын
I like how we are 90 seconds to midnight, meaning the end of human civilization and we are laughing at it. Is there anything more human than laughing at our own demise? Humanity is as beautiful as it is destructive.
@clarafedde8674
@clarafedde8674 Жыл бұрын
Ah, the old "Do you think I'm stupid?" joke....Yes you are.
@jasminemcelroy7717
@jasminemcelroy7717 Жыл бұрын
Guess a clock is scarier than showing what the world is actually like?
@antennawilde
@antennawilde Жыл бұрын
Perhaps they should show what the world will look like after we blow it up
@evenflowsteven
@evenflowsteven Жыл бұрын
3:29. “You already got a tarp down!” 😂😂😂😂😂
@riparianlife97701
@riparianlife97701 Жыл бұрын
Stephen saying the doomsday clock people should bone is what I'm here for.
@couragekarnga8735
@couragekarnga8735 Жыл бұрын
It's even more adorable when you remember that Stephen and Evie, who are the definition of love, have been together for almost thirty years!
@TheOneEyesView
@TheOneEyesView Жыл бұрын
Hahaha...this place is the new Barnum amd Bailey circus!
@myssie-theanimedevourer5835
@myssie-theanimedevourer5835 Жыл бұрын
I need that "is potato" mug 😂
@SpaceForceCommander
@SpaceForceCommander Жыл бұрын
If you go to Lindsey Graham’s bachelor house, you’ll find him in the closet.
@minimax9452
@minimax9452 Жыл бұрын
Here you see Graham in 2016 in the Ukraine starting a war: kzbin.info/www/bejne/gJa6eamfrLGAr5o How funny is this Mr. Colbert?
@RapidResponce
@RapidResponce Жыл бұрын
Stephen Colbert flew on Lolita Express and made multiple visits to Epstein's Island. It's time to find out if he molested children or possibly done worse things to them.
@freya8133
@freya8133 Жыл бұрын
@@minimax9452 You're funny....but we're laughing AT you, not WITH you.
@erickoontz6835
@erickoontz6835 Жыл бұрын
Bless you, Stephen Colbert! When I listen to the news through your viewpoint, I laugh instead of… well, vomiting.
@karenconroy1860
@karenconroy1860 Жыл бұрын
Yessss so true
@Luzarioth
@Luzarioth Жыл бұрын
As a German, I support that Joke :)
@jenniferbailey5914
@jenniferbailey5914 Жыл бұрын
Happy Birthday to the best damn leader in the entire world. Have fun with your tanks and give those Orcs hell! Blessings to you and the people of Ukraine. Love Australia 🇦🇺 on Australia Day 2023!
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, I'm not celebrating the comedian who ran for president on an anti-corruption platform then was exposed in the financial misdeeds report the next year. There's a reason Ukraine is not in NATO or the EU...
@Eddie-ud4bb
@Eddie-ud4bb Жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 sounds more like Trumo than Zelsnksi
@gretebremseth1622
@gretebremseth1622 Жыл бұрын
@@lenawagenfuehr53 Someone has bought the russian propaganda hook, line and sinker! Enjoy your potatoes and beets! 💙 💛 💪
@nicholasplesko533
@nicholasplesko533 Жыл бұрын
I wait every second of every day expecting a world ending event, and work like I'm going to retire in 30 years. I can't help but feel that I'm wasting time.
@dragonsamuslive
@dragonsamuslive Жыл бұрын
We are all wasting time friend. We should be coming and working together on meaningful things like making sure everyone has a place to sleep and be warm, while they eat food grown so close by they can pick it themselves. Oooo wait the iPhone 19s33 with double Siri comes out tomorrow... Yeah we can wait on paradise I guess we gotta have that new phone first.
@Hollywood041
@Hollywood041 Жыл бұрын
You are. There is no war but the class war. Live your life for the pleasure, Epicurus style en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epicureanism#Ethics
@4leafclover243
@4leafclover243 Жыл бұрын
@@dragonsamuslive shhh you’re referring to socialism.. that’s a big no no C word🤫🤫🤫
@mattfetter4123
@mattfetter4123 Жыл бұрын
You are wasting your time, while they drain your wages with taxes to fund their war. Ukraine is a laundromat for these politicians, defense contractors. Ever wonder why they don't try and talk about ending this war? Instead of feeding it.
@thirdgen377
@thirdgen377 Жыл бұрын
@@4leafclover243 If that's what you think socialism is then no wonder why the world is full of morons.
@crowleylan
@crowleylan Жыл бұрын
LAUGHED OUT LOUD (AND VERY LOUD) AT THE GOD DOES LOVE A GOOD LAUGH JOKE😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
@charlesdahmital8095
@charlesdahmital8095 Жыл бұрын
Time to party like it's 19-90 seconds to midnight!
@williamjones7163
@williamjones7163 Жыл бұрын
You showed the Russian tank before it goes into battle. It's Potato. After it meets the M1 tank It's Mashed Potato. Or, sliced it's French Fried Potato. If it meets an M1 tank with a crew of Southern Boys it is Hash Brown Potatoes and if they previously worked for Waffle House it is Slam Bam, House Special Every Thing Potatoes.
@williamjones7163
@williamjones7163 Жыл бұрын
@@travisbiko8990 So how does that make potato into Curly Fries?
@wyfy8599
@wyfy8599 Жыл бұрын
I love the idea of Biden giving Zelensky those tanks purely as a birthday present.
@julianciahaconsulting8663
@julianciahaconsulting8663 Жыл бұрын
yea you like your tax dollars being money laundered in Kiev do you?
@lawrencedoliveiro9104
@lawrencedoliveiro9104 Жыл бұрын
Well, Putin’s online army seems to be better at posting passive-aggressive comments than they are at actual battlefield fighting, for which I guess we should be grateful ...
@lenawagenfuehr53
@lenawagenfuehr53 Жыл бұрын
Yeah, surely war with Russia is all of America's Christmases come at once!
@chonqmonk
@chonqmonk Жыл бұрын
@@julianciahaconsulting8663 You obviously don't know what money laundering is for.
@lilyh4573
@lilyh4573 Жыл бұрын
@@julianciahaconsulting8663 grow a heart
@alextemus
@alextemus Жыл бұрын
Lol, the "Doomsday Clock" cracks me up
@jcga22
@jcga22 Жыл бұрын
I like that clock ⏰⏰ "it's five o clock somewhere"😄😄
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