I Don't Like Doing Anything | Zoltan Kaszas | Stand-Up Comedy

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Zoltan Kaszas

Zoltan Kaszas

Күн бұрын

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@sethie_shots
@sethie_shots Ай бұрын
Here’s that Canadian beer guys interview 😂😂 So good kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJuQoYyGnqaFZ5osi=dCbl8FsmcVszGiqB
@vlong7112
@vlong7112 Ай бұрын
That's fantastic!
@MCVseit1997
@MCVseit1997 Ай бұрын
Thanks for putting so much new stuff on KZbin for everyone..you're the man, man.
@craffte
@craffte Ай бұрын
For Real.
@natalienelson8681
@natalienelson8681 Ай бұрын
You da man
@eagleready
@eagleready Ай бұрын
amazing how you can take something that day and have a funny bit by evening delivered effortlessly
@MrTechnicks
@MrTechnicks Ай бұрын
This is why I really enjoy his comedy, it's not the same old script recycled over and over. This man is brilliant.
@galeh6904
@galeh6904 Ай бұрын
That's the mark of a smart comedian.
@wendydisanto
@wendydisanto Ай бұрын
One of the only relatively clean comedians that I enjoy listening to besides OB the big bear. 7:08
@timroderick2314
@timroderick2314 Ай бұрын
"I just want to be left alone"! My sentiments exactly. Well except for my phone and Zoltan😂
@nightcat87
@nightcat87 Ай бұрын
_Hey_ *Whatcha doing* ?
@timroderick2314
@timroderick2314 Ай бұрын
@@nightcat87 Hybernating
@CZiNTrPT
@CZiNTrPT Ай бұрын
Zoltan is giving us the Josh Johnson treatment with an extra video per week! And I'm here for it 😊
@josiespreitzer1690
@josiespreitzer1690 Ай бұрын
I’ve been watching you since the pandemic…the long hair days. So relatable and love that your comedy is clean, and hilarious! Thank you for brightening the world
@AndreaLaura85
@AndreaLaura85 Ай бұрын
Yay 🎉 I was at this show. It was so fun. Thank you for the laughs Zoltan. Please come back again.
@moarsaur
@moarsaur Ай бұрын
How was your tea?
@Twinsletown
@Twinsletown Ай бұрын
Former Calgarian. What venue was this?
@AndreaLaura85
@AndreaLaura85 Ай бұрын
@@Twinsletown The Laugh Shop at Blackfoot hotel.
@Twinsletown
@Twinsletown Ай бұрын
@@AndreaLaura85 TY
@patriotpizzaman
@patriotpizzaman Ай бұрын
You can't handle the tooth ---> kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4Crn5KDhsh0jdE
@kristo762
@kristo762 Ай бұрын
LOL thank you for that!
@JeffVanRooy
@JeffVanRooy Ай бұрын
"How many beer do you drink in a day?" Completely serious reply "Well.. what day?" xD
@marylouise2169
@marylouise2169 Ай бұрын
Zoltan, my favorite comedian ❤❤❤
@BlackJuju13Gaming
@BlackJuju13Gaming Ай бұрын
Great stuff, as always. I've been watching and listening stand-up for many years now, and ,at the moment, I consider Zoltan in top three comedians in the world, if not the best. Keep it up and don't change!
@annimalasenko7326
@annimalasenko7326 Ай бұрын
Hey Zoltaan!🎉 thank you for posting! We love yooou❤
@JJStetson
@JJStetson Ай бұрын
Infused with Gyllenhaalic vigor, you flail through bacterium laden stage curtains causing them to plod across a patron’s slice-a pizza pie. Please make this your signature entrance!
@christinebarbiefernandez2609
@christinebarbiefernandez2609 Ай бұрын
All new Zoltan🎉
@shibui99
@shibui99 Ай бұрын
Thanx Zoltan...you make me smile & laugh after a very brutal day!!!
@danmac1871
@danmac1871 Ай бұрын
You are the absolute best.
@shellyclark5834
@shellyclark5834 Ай бұрын
I know you’re married and I am in a relationship so nothing can ever happen between us but I gotta big’ ol crush on you!! 😂 thanks for the laughs Z man.
@KimPelletier-e9h
@KimPelletier-e9h 25 күн бұрын
Same here! Married since 1995, and old enough to be his mom.......but so darn cute!
@doctor86gonzo
@doctor86gonzo 5 күн бұрын
no one had the crush when he was heavier and had longer hair. hes with the girl that sees him for the unique Man that he is. not the girl who thinks hed be funny to tickle and cuddle
@karennick6636
@karennick6636 Ай бұрын
I have a shirt that says, "I'm not Lazy, I just enjoy doing nothing." I can relate. Zoltan, you're great!
@eggsinhell1532
@eggsinhell1532 Ай бұрын
In an era of cheap hacks you’ve got the real thing man
@myMOMisKaren
@myMOMisKaren Ай бұрын
I appreciate your humor. Thank you❤
@kimcameron7602
@kimcameron7602 29 күн бұрын
Please come to Vancouver!!
@UnoUrong
@UnoUrong Ай бұрын
Love it! Love the format too!
@TheSmitty890
@TheSmitty890 Ай бұрын
Hilarious! …as usual 😂😊😊
@bonnielucas1941
@bonnielucas1941 Ай бұрын
Love it! 🎉😅
@NicaScott-d5r
@NicaScott-d5r Ай бұрын
Great new stuff, Zoltan!! Love it! 😂
@axelkusanagi4139
@axelkusanagi4139 Ай бұрын
"It's not even a green room, it's just a dark shed and I sit in it and the bookee just comes and hits the door with a stick! And I try not to knock over any pizza on the way out ..."
@knaz7468
@knaz7468 Ай бұрын
Always a good set!
@PhoenixHinds
@PhoenixHinds Ай бұрын
This is the description of Road House that finally makes me have to go right now and watch it...I'll be back.
@Knusperino
@Knusperino Ай бұрын
Love your comedy so much! :-) Please come to Munich :-)
@Athom-cl7yz
@Athom-cl7yz Ай бұрын
Funny dude
@OzMumD
@OzMumD Ай бұрын
Love the Pod too 👍😁
@AlexLopez-nh8zz
@AlexLopez-nh8zz Ай бұрын
Please come to Reno, NV!!!!!! I didn't realize you had been on tour all year!
@harmony331000
@harmony331000 Ай бұрын
Loved this, freakin hilarious
@julianneedsblood7091
@julianneedsblood7091 Ай бұрын
Hilarious. ❤ Zoltan!
@mikeflagg6326
@mikeflagg6326 Ай бұрын
Thanks for the Calgary clips. Outstanding as usual. FYI: I thought February 2025 would be my first chance to see you in person, as six of us are coming to your Eugene show. Saw you were also going to Spokane in November. I let my sister in Idaho know. They got 10 tickets, so we're going to see you. There will be Flagg/Hoppers in the house.
@themaggattack
@themaggattack Ай бұрын
8:00 to 8:30 🤣 I'm glad Zoltan has found his sweet spot! (Zoltan is my favorite- I wanna have 2 beer with him!) 😂
@stephen-ng
@stephen-ng Ай бұрын
It's the ZEEEEEEEEEE MAAAAAAN
@stayinalive9434
@stayinalive9434 Ай бұрын
Oregonian here -- raised in North County San Diego... I totally get you!! I left Calif for Oregon in 1974 because it was too crowded. Yep, that's how much I want to be left alone. 🙃
@susanhunter9196
@susanhunter9196 Ай бұрын
You're brave coming to Wisconsin in January!🤣 Hope I can come to Milwaukee since I missed your show in Madison. Bring your warm clothes! I'm a transplant from the south and, it's 🥶. I'm still not completely acclimated after nine years.
@igotapochahontas
@igotapochahontas Ай бұрын
To answer your question, the abs on the ribs you're talking about is the serratus muscles. Actually very easy to get those
@kaloyangeorgiev9083
@kaloyangeorgiev9083 Ай бұрын
Yo, Zoltan, you the man!
@amandaemerson753
@amandaemerson753 Ай бұрын
Brett Hart? I haven't heard his name in so long! Brett is my guy! How cool that you know who he is! I love it!😊
@Maphisto86
@Maphisto86 Ай бұрын
Great set! 👏 If I actually see you in person next time you come to Toronto, let me buy you two beer. 🍻
@moRaaOTAKU
@moRaaOTAKU Ай бұрын
Hahaha that movie is amazing 🤩
@joyblanscett7657
@joyblanscett7657 Ай бұрын
So funny!!!!
@OzMumD
@OzMumD Ай бұрын
You're so good 👍 😂 Still hoping for an Australian tour sometime, same humour, you'll have plenty of material to work with too I promise lol 😂😂
@mcalpinewendy
@mcalpinewendy Ай бұрын
I want him to come to Kelowna!!
@angelpjc
@angelpjc Ай бұрын
Fun times! 😂
@michaelparks6120
@michaelparks6120 Ай бұрын
The last time i truly enjoyed doing something, I was 8 years old.
@barfly246
@barfly246 Ай бұрын
if you get the chance, do a show at Caesars Windsor ON
@borlanderobertson5666
@borlanderobertson5666 Ай бұрын
Come to the comedy Fort in Fort Collins ❤
@craffte
@craffte Ай бұрын
"Are you teaching me karate?"
@caro1ns
@caro1ns Ай бұрын
It's true about the shoes. Cold can get right through them. A friend told me about joining a queue in Russia, and he said everyone else in the queue was standing on their own little wad of newspaper. He didn't have any newspaper so he thought he'd just tough it out. He lasted about ten minutes. In the end the others all gave him a little bit of theirs so he could last the distance.
@amberlisesalomon8499
@amberlisesalomon8499 Ай бұрын
063 Torp Lodge
@pavolhorvath7850
@pavolhorvath7850 Ай бұрын
How bout leaving a link to the beer interview in the description? Wouldnt that be sweet?
@Michael_Braddy
@Michael_Braddy Ай бұрын
I just looked up the 'You can't handle the tooth' guy. It was pretty funny.
@themasculinismmovement
@themasculinismmovement Ай бұрын
Yea I've already done everything I wanted to do in life
@RandallWhitted
@RandallWhitted Ай бұрын
Love your ambition. Carnegie Hall? No hotel attached. Not a goal.
@michaelparks6120
@michaelparks6120 Ай бұрын
Zoltan is a working comedian...there aren't that many "chuckle nuts" around
@dazoomcat
@dazoomcat Ай бұрын
Doing morning paperwork in the office, definitely need a Z man laugh.
@gageabdul
@gageabdul Ай бұрын
2 BEER!?
@thomaslennon608
@thomaslennon608 Ай бұрын
There's a new roadhouse?
@norrsken17
@norrsken17 Ай бұрын
what do you mean might be the last one?
@RuthRobinson-h2j
@RuthRobinson-h2j Ай бұрын
Tyrell Ridge
@Montijawe
@Montijawe Ай бұрын
✨❤️
@CarolSeeley-p6e
@CarolSeeley-p6e Ай бұрын
Hey, how to we help promote your special for the Grammy? That's what I saw, right?
@ConanDuke
@ConanDuke Ай бұрын
Someday, me 'n Zoltan are gonna be old men working as bell hops in some sleazy crap motel, and on the weekends we'll drink two beer on the porch of our shotgun shack and complain about the womenfolk. It'll be like The Odd Couple, but actually funny, and without the Quincy tie-in. Fahim Anwar can be our resident Kramer, and KZbinr FLESH SIMULATOR will be our Max Headroom / Jomby. And naturally, gentlemen of this caliber will have a bellhop groupie played by Aubrie Plaza, because nohomo. I can see him pitching it to the studios now.
@chickadddee
@chickadddee Ай бұрын
hahaha... I just searched and here he is! kzbin.info/www/bejne/pJuQoYyGnqaFZ5ofeature=shared My favourite line is "Do the math!" 😄
@JoellaAlberty-z5c
@JoellaAlberty-z5c Ай бұрын
Osinski Isle
@April-qe9ed
@April-qe9ed Ай бұрын
Does anyone else think he's got the Most extravagant name ever?? Like #SuperAgentManSuperAgentMan
@nicholasagnew2792
@nicholasagnew2792 Ай бұрын
What kind of movie is this?...Is that Coner McGregor?...Wtf am I watching!?
@jbartmontage6737
@jbartmontage6737 Ай бұрын
🫶
@ICECREAMASSASSIN
@ICECREAMASSASSIN Ай бұрын
Check out Rory Scovel performing stand up in a hotel lobby! He totally goes off the rails messing around! Absolute hilarious chaos! Zoltan should go perfom there!
@figure8analogy677
@figure8analogy677 Ай бұрын
Im gonna be totally honest, love Zoltan, but that voice thing but over-emphasizing the “rounding” of words has just been driving me crazy lately and it makes me change KZbin gears after a few mins….Other than that absolutely love his standup🩵
@Nayo68
@Nayo68 Ай бұрын
Ive notice that also! And he doesnt talk like that always....just in some shows. I dont know why. Once he said he takes small dosages of mushrooms for his anxiety...could be that he talks like that when hes on mushrooms?
@figure8analogy677
@figure8analogy677 Ай бұрын
@@Nayo68 man it drives me up a wall lol
@harmony331000
@harmony331000 Ай бұрын
Omg what, 😱you’re here this week and I missed you 😰I’ll never recover from this😭🤯I hope you enjoyed Alberta, we love to have fun & I bet you had a blast, now excuse me while I go consider my life choices. 🫣😻✌️
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