Zoolander in Vampire: The Masquerade - Bloodlines

Shut up Derek, You're such a Toreador Nowadays :'(
Malkavian VTMB Video released, check it out!
Song name: Aerial - Pound
All the Zoolander GreenScreens I've used and some More are on my second channel.

[@DeSnek]

Ight Imma go start Malkavian run now.

[@warmwater8498]

Average Malkavian run starter

[@weegod80]

Only way to run is Malkavian. Best. Game. Ever. Hoping Masquerade 2 will come some day.

[@dessavio]

My shadow darkens other places.

[@dessavio]

@Zant One Whoops. It's been a while since I've played Malkavian. Also: "My mind is already gone, my body follows."

[@Tonba1]

Whats the song that plays in the background

[@BL4CK-L1ST]

Zoolander is definitely a Toreador.

[@Mariodash23]

Even if he was, he'd probably still mispronounce it lol

[@TheArklyte]

Or rather an old Malkavian, who believes himself to be a young -Gangr...- Toreador. Yep, that's a reference;)

[@Afdog]

@@Mariodash23 I bet if he was said he’s toreador now - he would instantly run in search for a bull to fight

[@Scweetoof]

Canon

[@SirDankleberry]

I dunno I'm getting some Malky vibes from him.

[@vettethewarlock5448]

I love how all the Zoolander outfits perfectly fit into the games aesthetic lol

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Zoolander can't see himself in the Mirror but he sure does know how to make a Face

[@Brendissimo1]

Yeah exactly this game is so very 1999, even though it came out in 2003.

[@NobuxD]

That red outfit in the club would have had ALL the goth girls... And guys.... Mostly guys.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@Brendissimo1 Hansel is so hot right now -Vampire Mugatu.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

@@NobuxD nah its the faces Zoolander makes names like Aqua Sanguis, Blood Steel, Garlic

[@ninja3212]

I love how it just ends with Fat Larry's intro. Like no other joke related to Zoolander, just Fat Larry.

[@solfrizzy988]

We stan for Fat Larry

[@Tehstampede]

F.A.T. Larry is the GOAT

[@CheeseOfMasters]

fat larry steals the show like always

[@n.henzler50]

Nothing but respect for Phil LaMarr. He had to voice every black guy in that game and made them all sound distinct.

[@enriquejoseantequerasanche6180]

Fat Larry is awesome, and would have fit perfectly among the rest of Zoolander's wacky cast

[@Therian13]

Toreadors, am I right?

[@DeSnek]

Vampire Sl*ts ftw

[@Therian13]

@Ksenia Richter Malkador. :P

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

His face Powers now makes a lot of sense but now with a name change is appropriate, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade, Grave Stone Faces are some of the apt Names

[@Feasco]

Derek's never sired, he just fits into their world of drama too well for anyone to notice their mistake

[@rageofheaven]

That....makes perfect sense.

[@noarc]

May I suggest....the REAL resident of the ankaran sarcophagus.

[@lydiajevera4250]

Zoolander is really cain, he's just having a laugh at everyone's expense.

[@wheremedad]

Fine, I'LL DO ANOTHER PLAYTHROUGH I GUESS

[@DeSnek]

DO A NOSFERATU ONE THIS TIME

[@jamescawl6904]

​@@DeSnek why would i play how i live my life already?

[@Elgar337]

@@DeSnek While listening to Rat Salad by Sabbath

[@crim1188]

The curse of Bloodlines compels you

[@DJchilcott]

@@DeSnek Now I'm picturing Zoolander saying, "Did you ever think there might be more to life than being ridiculously good looking!?" and a Nosferatu overhears him and says. "You're right! Let me show you!"

[@comrade2290]

Ben Stiller is the real vampire among us

[@carnagewholaughs1651]

Dafuq? 📮

[@DeSnek]

Amogus

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

Him Tommy Wiseau, Nicolas cage and maybe Keanu Reeves.

[@ahab1976]

Sussus vampirus

[@succulentcranberry]

SUS

[@stephen3997]

"You'll have to help me remove a particularly burdensome spirit from a property I'm looking to invest in." "........ Fine" Me every time its time to do that mission again. Well done.

[@TheLurker1647]

First time you do that mission it is absolutely terrifying because you don't know what you're walking into. You're new and you don't know the rules.

[@exu7325]

Ocean House is a walk in the park compared to the godforsaken Hollywood sewer.

[@TheLurker1647]

@@exu7325 I only ever played that section once, but I remember it pretty fondly. I really need to play it again.

[@adynat0n]

@@exu7325 Nightmares. God bless the shortcut from the unofficial patch.

[@Watchmanskey]

@@exu7325 I remember going in the sewers on my first playthrough as a Ventrue. Spent all my damn bloodbags on Andrei. T'was a nightmare

[@Akiraspin]

Toreador, Obsession: Self.

[@goodhunter9791]

Average Toreador playthrough.

[@hod2024]

Derek Zoolander was made for VTMB, dear lord i love this

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

He will make Hypnotic Spells using just his face, La Vampyr, Blood Steel, Cain Blade (don't tell him its the same face though)

[@JC-kl3uc]

Man the animations and voice acting in this game still hold up

[@exu7325]

Voice acting, maybe. Animations, I don't think so.

[@JWalters388]

Better than Bethesda's animation, that's for sure.

[@JnEricsonx]

@@TapiKoks Given I'm met the Voermans, Fat Larry, Smiling Jack, and the Tzmicze boss... :)

[@LuuShaluna]

@@exu7325 absolutely nothing wrong with the animations

[@TimothyGod]

@@LuuShaluna nothing wrong, but definitely dated, tf?

[@brewtron]

The look of utter confusion on Derek's face when he turns around and sees Millicent standing there is my favorite part.

[@DeSnek]

I'd like to think I've achieved some subtleness in that foreshadowing/realization scene and didn't give it away for someone who hasn't played lol

[@vertigowl]

​@@DeSnek i mean I havent played it, only got into WoD a few months ago. But I feel like the twist is obvious given the harley inspiration being worn on the sleeve

[@felipevega484]

@@vertigowl Her desing is older than Harley's modern desing.

[@vertigowl]

@@felipevega484 yes, but the silhouette, the hair color, the style, the job, it all kinda lines up decently

[@RatSitnov]

Willing to bet this all came to be after noticing how Zoolander's walk uncannily resembles the strutty walk animation of almost every model in VTMB Well spotted and well played indeed

[@Tonba1]

Bro just uploaded footage of his toreador playthrough and thought we wouldnt notice

[@Maxine07]

Ben Stiller in VTMB, this is amazing lmao

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

The Bloodline of Cain, Able and Steve

[@rogerlynch5279]

I love this clip of one of my all time favorite games ::)

[@aleksander10101]

Both Derek Zoolander and Hansel are pure Toreadors. Mugatu of course is a Ventrue.

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Vampire Mugatu: My Blood God, Blue Steel, La Magra, its the Same Face, I feel like I am taking Crazy pills.

[@Men_dra]

He is literally a Vampire: The Masquerade character

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Yeah had Zoolander spofed Modern Vampire Fiction instead it would still have been a hit TBH, Dumb Vampire Model Killer is just such a Hilarious idea in concept Ben Stiller can probably pull it off.

[@phyrr2]

I knew he was a Toreador! Wait, nah he's Malkav with just "better" clothes.

[@jamessm4401]

Merit: looking fantastic Flaw: unable to turn left

[@wisterian_dark]

he's definitely a Toreador lol

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Aqua Sanguis

[@JankyToe]

Bertram Tung: "Look who finally made it! Thought you'd never find me, huh?" Zoolander: "PUT A CORK IN IT, BILLY ZANE!"

[@pHaNToM-ok1dd]

Your average Toreador playthrough

[@dmon007]

This is...everything I never knew I needed. My thanks, friend.

[@fanaticbogey]

I love how he walks EXACTLY how you do in the game!!! Please someone make him watch this! 10 times at least.

[@bishopbling4115]

The Toreador play through. 🌹

[@jhonvalencia2062]

Good Toreador skin

[@hipsterghidorah6317]

Derek Zoolander is a Toreador, Ventrue, and a Malk all at the same time

[@SteveAkaDarktimes]

Nobody at the Camerilla is actually sure what Clan sired him, and all agree that they probably don't want to actually know for sure.

[@AdventuresOfSly]

This is genuinely hilarious. Perfect mix man.

[@PonzooonTheGreat]

I love how well his expressions fit into the game's 2004 facial animations.

[@TheRealSladeValentine]

they say perfection doesnt exsist, well this right here proves that whomever came up with that quote, is lying

[@Gingerlocks35]

seamlessly fits into all these scenes with no effort. like he belongs in the game.

[@monteg1954]

bruh, he fits just perfectly in this game

[@enzimochi]

I can imagine him joining the sabath because the tizmize knows how to dress up

[@user-im7uh5nl6t]

In terms of fashion he fits in perfectly

[@johnturtle6649]

this is the content you were sired for

[@ZigealFaust]

Fat Larry is still one of my top 5 Shopkeepers in any game next to Merchant (RE4) and Cadence (Gungeon).

[@phyrr2]

Phil LaMarr is one of the best!

[@xtraxtrathirsty]

He Fits so perfect in this world lol

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

To be fair if you change a few aspect of Zoolander you can turn it to a spoff of Modern Vampire fiction.

[@bajsbrev4651]

Fucking hell he fits right in doesn't he?

[@Christwood]

We need more bloodlines vids!!!🤩

[@CoffeeSlave]

Ah, the Toreador run.

[@TwoCentReview]

I like how it just ends with Fat Larry just being himself without a reaction from Zoolander to make it more silly or ironic, because Fat Larry is just hilarious and awesome in his own right.

[@Wruce_Bayne]

The perfect Toreador

[@Scweetoof]

I was a different person before watching this, now I am evolved. Thank you.

[@JoeSmith-sl9bq]

That game had sick music

[@Sahgee]

Why was this so perfect

[@rando6836]

He walks like a Toreador.

[@truxton718]

This is pure gold wtf

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Someone ask Ben Stiller and the Guys that made what we do in the Shadows to make Zoolander The Masquerade

[@dacheese111]

Didn't know I needed this.

[@cooliostarstache5474]

I haven't watched Zoolander and have never played this game, but this is amazing

[@youssefblehcen4157]

you should do both

[@hibarikyoya854]

I envy you. Because you get to experience both for the first time

[@BlueBedouin]

Nice. Need more Bloodlines memes

[@Eli_Cain]

aka doing a toreador run.

[@Sarevok_Wins]

Ah, VTMB. Whenever someone brings it up, we all have to re-install.

[@blackchibisan8116]

Fat Larry needs to be in every single game ever

[@Guadalajara1937]

Oh no, the great VTM:B revival is upon us

[@nurgle-j5n]

nice video he fits in so well. damn now im gonna play this game again

[@symbiotesoda1148]

Average Malkavian playthrough:

[@tmrferreira]

My God, THIS IS GENIOUS!

[@Weedman1968]

0:44 it's exactly the way they walking)

[@stardusst]

oh no! guess i'll play the entire game again.

[@ehrmantrout]

that's a masterpiece.

[@user-tf2tt]

I didn't know I needed this...but I did.

[@TatankaTaylor]

The PS5 wishes that it could generate the sweet, sweet graphics of this game that still impress those living in the year 2075. Not even the PS5 Pro will be able to do it when it launches.

[@seikatsuragi7237]

This video sums up why my fav clan is Toreador.

[@AmericanMephistopheles]

1:49 Fat Larry is easily one of the greatest / most memorable NPCS of all time.

[@leinadreign3510]

The game needs a remaster. Made by the original team!!

[@turnox2436]

Zoolander and VTMB? I’ll take it!

[@KawaiiNekoMe]

...new character paper on my list, amazing!!!

[@avtzuko7007]

The soundtrack is untouchable

[@ZelphTheWebmancer]

Now I want to watch Zoolander and finish my VTMB run

[@fakename3753]

I liked the video before I even watched it bc I knew it was going to be perfect...part 2? 👀

[@BoredGhostInk]

I need to hurry up and get a working laptop to play this game, I use to watch play throughs as a kid so it’s very nostalgic seeing this in my recommendations

[@omocat4944]

The mimic of the faces in the game was made for this movie.

[@ItCameFromTheSkyBeLo]

2 WEEKS AGO??? OMG XD this is great!

[@AntiNihilist]

This is definitely one of the weirdest crossovers

[@forickgrimaldus8301]

Not really you can easily turn the Plot of Zoolander from Spy Movie spoff to Modern Vampire Satire with a few edits, even the Faces in the movie is like something that you will find in many Vampire movies and fiction as a power.

[@ygnit5793]

Okay but why does it work so well -

[@fotuoh]

This video is perfect in so many ways. Holy shit now I must reinstall this game

[@fenrirsrage4609]

Just finished rewatching Hunter the Parenting and now I find this gem. WoD fans eating very good lately it seems.

[@noarc]

Nooooo, the red outfit fits so well, this is killing me!!

[@moonbug7252]

This edit is literal perfection thank you so much for making this

[@viktoriauhrikova8694]

The epitomy of the "never know hoe much i needed it until i saw it"

[@mateal_2769]

I still believe this movie never existed and was just a mass hallucination

[@kitnightingale]

found this today - fantastic! I choose to play katinka in our vtm rp campaign, and we could have choosen from anything heh. Zoolander = Vamplander

[@kzgc8y3n]

Incredible video...THANK YOU KZbin ALGORITHM! 🙂

[@itzbeelzebuddy]

zoolander guy would totally be a toreador

[@kevinsmit7794]

какой талантливый актер

[@fyr3st0rm65]

T...Tara Strong? She's just in literally everything. D:

[@Jinglejangles2234]

Love how this summoned the whole vampire fandom

[@gabrielm4845]

an old game that i still play just because of fucking perfect writing, atmosphere and world building

[@ZZZ-xq9pk]

did not expect such a video would exist but it made me laugh. love how it just ends with fat larry for no apparent reason

[@kemoziri]

Божемой, это шедевр! 😍😍😍🤌

[@armandomiccoli]

Truly a work of art for the ages. This will surely net you a place for embrace in clan Toreador

[@victoreax]

dude, your channel is awesome lmao

[@Amalkavs]

I love fat Larry

[@sjalistra]

feels like playing Malkavian playthrough, thank you

[@MannyGrey]

Lmao this is perfect

[@bobberkins6058]

Bob just saw you!...Tx you! (LOL) ...Perfection!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@dbradford259]

He'd fit in perfectly. I'd play that remake!