DO NOT TAKE YOUR BABIES TO THIS PARK

BABY PARK STOLE MY BABIES
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[@zoomzike]

Friendly reminder about June Zoom's 4th Rule: "Upload time goes by the Pacific Time Zone" MY BABIES

[@t-elijahmorrison6855]

Babies

[@justyumi4410]

Shredder: *BABIES*

[@extremmefan7305]

The baby...

[@harochtc2002]

BABIES

[@Life.can.be.smelly.]

I live in San Francisco and you put out these videos out after 12am pacific time , but before 12am eastern time , kinda Half-assed bro

[@globingoblin]

Baby Park is similar to Roman colosseums and circuses. The audience watches as the participants suffer

[@cael5118]

unlike in baby park, the gladiators didn't kill each other in the colosseum

[@theburninginfinite129]

They killed their friendships instead

[@yggdrasilsaltar]

to add onto the “who is the park for” question in the mario kart 8/tour version of this track, there is a luigi’s mansion attraction, even though i doubt any baby would ever step near that place.

[@kanrakucheese]

Babies don't "step" near anything in my experience. Crawl perhaps, but never step.

[@FusionCyborg]

Fun Fact: In the games code for MK:DD!!, it is made clear that the track is specifically for Baby Luigi only.

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Chauncey: ;)

[@rainbowspongebob]

@@FusionCyborg the other babies in the ride: 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@growlithekid]

@@rainbowspongebob Baby Luigi in the ride: LET'S A FUCKIN GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[@DaNintendude]

The biggest crime about Baby Park is that after Mario Kart DS, they got rid of Kamek's Magic Show. I'm guessing Kamek was just too busy to run it anymore and had to retire. They replaced it with a Luigi's Mansion haunted house, which is cool. But dang, I was hoping to visit the park myself one day and see his Magic Show. Maybe the reason Kammy is in PM64 and TTYD is because Kamek is too busy doing daily shows at Baby Park. Also interesting thing to note is that after Mario Kart DS, Bowser's Ship suddenly became themed around Bowser Jr. I like to think that adult Bowser decided to let them change it to be based on his son. Imagine how cool it would be to visit a theme park and see a big ride themed around yourself! I'm sad to announce that as of the Mario Kart Tour version, the Roller Coaster was cancelled and taken down due to extreme safety violations.

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Well at least they made the Baby Pink Gold Peach statue _regular_ gold in Tour.

[@metalsp064]

@@ArendAlphaEagle I've heard it's a Baby _Daisy_ statue now and that's why it's no longer pink gold

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

@@metalsp064 No, it's still Baby Peach. If you take a close look at the bangs, you'll notice the statue has three bangs; Baby Daisy only has two.

[@oilfoil3866]

hello da dude

[@DaNintendude]

@@oilfoil3866 Hello Oil Foil

[@KopperNeoman]

Fun fact: Baby Park is actually Baby Luigi's course. The internal name shows that he's just sharing with his older brother.

[@starlite5154]

whats baby marios

[@ArendAlphaEagle]

Yeah, but the internal names also show that Mushroom Bridge and Mushroom City are the signature courses for Koopa Troopa and Paratroopa, respectively... even though they fit much better as Toad and Toadette's signature courses.

[@cowboyluigi5275]

@@starlite5154 he doesn’t have one

[@guacamolenightmaretv7720]

That's really sweet

[@mariotheundying]

They made a whole park for Luigi and he's like "No! I wanna share it with Mario!" this is my headcanon now don't take this away from me I love this

[@thegoldenstation9723]

Ah yes Baby Park, the track most remembered and beloved while also having the layout of a literal circle

[@Starpotion]

For some reason I always thought the roller coaster on this track functioned as a hazard you could collide with when it dipped low enough, but it never seems to reach close enough to the track. Or maybe it's possible under the right circumstances via getting hit with an item? It's funny how such a simple track has so much going on outside of it.

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Either I'm experiencing dimensional slip, or you can DEFINITELY get hit by it, and it has the same knockback effect as Bowser's spikey shells, or Chomp, or Piranha Plants, ect. I think it might be a component of the track that gets removed in most setups, though, like the life rings on Daisy Cruiser.

[@luciaamberlongworth4730]

It's literally only a hazard for Petey Piranha as he's the only one tall enough to be hit by it

[@cecillewolters1995]

I believe you either can touch it, albeit super hard Or Big items can actually interact with it

[@EzraBradford]

0:36 If we were a bit further right, and I think also if we were a bit taller, we'd have gotten hit here. Perhaps a low-hanging hazard is the course's way of showing favoritism towards babies?

[@Chris-mc2dt]

Petey Piranha can definitely collide with the coaster, I don’t know if any other characters can

[@thesingingpeas4542]

As a Florida Man, it is practically normal to have bottle shaped like towers in our parks. We practically roll with whatever we get.

[@trtf2]

the idea of a video mapping all the tracks in this game sounds rly fun, would love to see that. also, those weird goomba ride things look like a crossbreed of normal goombas and galoombas.

[@Thoomas2001]

They look like Goombas generated by that Dall-E AI thing.

[@khit007]

They look like kureebo to me

[@sim-pli-s-te4015]

And the other... things look like those Mario dolphins (IDK what they're called) mixed with yoshis.

[@ayo.2022]

@@Thoomas2001 don't give the internet more ideas

[@RyManMaster_Rylan]

Nicobbq actually recently did that!

[@Borti_Ovi]

2:48 Next to the Poochy Slide (which has a door under it), that Merry-go-Round is my favorite part of the park! Reminds me of those carnivals from foreign countries that uses unlicensed characters as their theme.

[@indigo1149]

4 minutes away from death, you're slipping, Zike.

[@MrJoshy]

*sipping

[@ScenicSan]

Oh no, Zike's surrendered to the milk. I blame Theaa

[@meatycheerios199]

I can listen to this man talk about the most mundane of things and never get bored omg

[@GMXrd]

"And frankly, I'm going to take 0 arguments against this." I died of laughter lol

[@just247]

Baby Park is quite the interesting place, but my favorite iteration is the one in Mario Kart 8. It features many visual upgrades to the original. The Paratroopa building is now named "Shop Paratroopa," so you can clearly see that it is indeed a shop. Bowser's Ship was turned into a ride (or if it was already a ride, it looks much more like one), and it now resembles an airship instead of a regular sailboat. Finally, there are many NPCs riding the attractions, making the place feel more lively overall. Great video, ZoomZike, but now you'll have to zoom over to the hospital and get your stomach pumped. Hope you feel better.

[@skylordvenom]

Rather, I find his ship in water quite more strange 2:28 , as being tied to the land makes sense when FLYING is the norm for Bowser's ships/fleets. I'd like to image the ships just start transforming and gain propellers somehow, and that the sails are merely cosmetic.

[@FightingMario54321]

zoom you are genuinely one of my favorite KZbinrs and all your vids got so much love put into em, appreciate you a ton

[@luukthegamer]

Oh man I LOVE baby park. Seeing people suffering in the chaos is just the best

[@cecillewolters1995]

Odd question: Why is your Caterpie colored this way? (Profile picture) Did it eat pink berries on the Orange Islands?

[@luukthegamer]

@@cecillewolters1995 its a custom made sprite i made in the colors of the bisexual flag!

[@BestTimes8812]

@@cecillewolters1995 it looks like it's been coloured to look like a sour candy worm

[@mikeheath4916]

The ship on land makes sense since Bowser uses airships in his fleets. It just takes off.

[@RavnicaRaven]

Matpat needs to see this

[@dizzyybun]

I genuinely love your videos taking looks at various seemingly random things in games like these MKDD courses in ways that I have not seen any other youtubers do. It's genuinely the kind of content that I wish there was more of, and would love to give a shot at making in the future if I got the chance to. Genuinely an inspiration to me, please keep being you ZoomZike.

[@fivehundredzubats]

kamek entertaining babies with magic is the most adorable mental image. could poochy be some kind of bouncy castle...?

[@flipperjr.3822]

If Mario & Luigi: partners in time is any indication, the physical capabilities of the Mushroom Kingdom's youth is more of a mystery than this park's intended demographic.

[@NotANiceGuy99]

4:14 - 4:16 took me out! 😂😂😂 The gurgling sound and the abrupt ending of the video had me crying from laughing so hard! 🤣🤣🤣

[@Elec.Balloon]

1:44 when I saw these Shy Guys, I thought they had really long white legs. *shudders

[@KorytheMaril]

I'm sure you've already got the June Zoom segments recorded, but I'd love to see a section comparing the original Baby Park to the 8 and potentially Tour variants. I feel like a lot of the Yoshi's Island elements are missing outright, and it'd be interesting to see if they kept the DK volcano there.

[@AlsoMeowskivich]

the best part of the gamecube era was how the games had interconnected worlds instead of things in a void.

[@catuna1013]

Hearing Zoomzike die at the end mad my day ^^ It was just to funny of a sound. I want that sound in my next mario game for when you drown.

[@SwerveStarEx]

Honestly the hearts are probably because Peach's construction team had a hand in building this. You know how Peach is about hearts.

[@callmeobsequious]

That sip at the end took me out 😭 You are too funny man

[@prnightsteel]

These level analysis videos are exactly the sort of thing I would have wanted to make or watch when I was young. I’ve always been fascinated by background details that you can’t access. Kudos! Please make more :)

[@cataquackwarlord5389]

I love playing this track as Bowser Jr. or Bowser, thanks to their Bowser Shell specialty item. I always got a kick out of launching those giganto shells willy-nilly and watching them ricochet everywhere. And here, where the whole track is one closed loop, I could really go wild.

[@PegasusBrill]

The green things on the merry-go-round looks like someone tried to cross a Yoshi with a Wiggler and then put wings on it.

[@Bunnymannn7]

The bit with the tower shaped milk bottles had me laughing probably more than I should have, lol

[@Rokku-D]

0:06 I love how you chose Wario of all people to ask on a date. I almost thought it would be Waluigi, Daisy, or Luigi... But choosing Wario got a good laugh out of me. Haha! 🤣

[@winterpage1480]

A map of every mario kart track combined (or atleast a few maps that contain tracks that can see each other) would be really interesting to see.

[@Mikethekappa299]

This park definitely has the vibe of "first time planet coaster player".

[@Victini7472]

if there's huge baby bottles, then that must mean... HUGE BABIES?!?!?!??!?!?!?

[@TeltStory]

June Zoom 3 Double Dash: Happy Birthday, you are now 10 years old.

[@ExtremeBirdTypography]

I'd watch a series from you breaking down all the DD tracks (and probably other games', but DD is my fave, and they put so much into each level)

[@madotsuki417]

Loving the trend of Mario Kart analysis this zoom

[@funkydudeman]

been really loving all the mario kart videos recently

[@StarlitWitchy]

Ahhh he drank the forbidden milk!!! 😱 Rest in peace zoom 😔🤙🏻 he juned too hard

[@andre_601]

What I like about this track is, that in iirc Mario Kart 8, its version has the song go up by 1/2 of an octave and also picks up speed each time you end a round, just to add to the extreme craziness of this level.

[@Eldoofus]

I hope you're having fun with those videos, because I definitely am!

[@GoldenGamerFox7272fromYT]

4:14 **takes a sip and dies**

[@bearman.mp4]

They really put so much effort into the background details when no normal player would look back there

[@AgentXRifle]

Can we talk about how the hot spring in super mario sunshine is only open during the hot day time and closed at night?! I would love to see an open world sunshine playable map…

[@KingYoshi93]

I really appreciate you uploading videos so frequently these days. They usually come online when I wake up in my timezone, so it's a great way to start the day watching a video during breakfast. Love your content and your enthusiasm!

[@Adriethyl]

That sound at the end gives me life lmao

[@PaintedCreeper]

The obvious explanation is that baby park is in fact a exploitation of the labor Yoshi did for the babies in the Yoshi's island games, except in a theme park form Mario had to pay for his PHD somehow, to become doctor mario, and he must have had money before gathering any in the other games; Opening a theme park based on the one time he grew up with dinosaurs, while after the fact, is a sweet yet clever way of gaining it, even if a bit misguided However his track design for racing is out of this way, I hear Nascar wants to contract him

[@TheMicroNinja]

What if my babies take me to this park? Because they designed it? That would be weird, I think. Anyways, your dedication to June Zoom is extremely admirable, keep it up and best of luck!

[@Pslamist]

The bottles have refrigeration built in; trust.

[@KR_Kosmik]

Oh hell nah, I stayed up late enough to get a June zoom notification in est

[@neoheritage6541]

3:40 zoom starts to sound like markiplier here for some reason lol

[@boks02_]

I've listened to so much zike over the past couple weeks that I have learned to accurately predict his sentences to an extent

[@Poshnoodles]

Lol that sipping sound was something else 🤣

[@Sandata64RD]

The bottles that are towers can be soda stashions. Also the glass that showcases the "milk" could be just a gallon or more worth of spsce. Containing something that looks like milk but can last a lot longer.

[@alephchung4742]

0:22 the roller coaster cartridges looks... Kinda sus

[@solidgamer6160]

I’m loving this new style of content

[@spartanq7781]

So much for Baby Park. It's a trap!

[@omnisel]

ok but it's a park for babies i'm taking my baby there and you can't stop me

[@zoomzike]

BAD DECISION

[@typhoonlava6488]

I wish the roller coaster would interact with the karts in 8 and deluxe but it's just eye candy in them

[@kirbylover2.038]

Double dash course have so much overlap it’s such a neat connected world

[@koi4665]

dude with all these uploads u must be working so hard 24/7 man dang. Hope u getting some good rest.

[@digitalgamer457]

OMG WORLD BUILDING DURING THE GAMECUBE ERA OF MARIO IS SO COOOLLLL

[@Alexs23743]

So, how does Mario Kart DS's version of the track fit into all this? All four of the GameCube tracks they put in the game were stripped down due to the DS being unable to handle them at full power, and Baby Park further had its length reduced to five laps from seven, so I wonder what that would look like in-universe. Also, how does Mario Kart 8/Deluxe's version of the track, where everything is back to full power and the track is now sloped so that it can be anti-gravity, fit into all this? D:

[@WubbaizyShipper1]

Yoshi Circuit was 'aight, but the 3 other courses tho...

[@cecillewolters1995]

That ending got me xD especially the sound. Those “Goomba’s” look a bit like Chestnuts from Super Mario World Advanced (can’t remember the title tbh) And if you play this course without items, it is actually really tame

[@DuskusCB]

Galoomba

[@cecillewolters1995]

@@DuskusCB Just found out they are called that, thank you ^^ Is that a recent change or something? I always remembered these as Chestnuts, due to an text box in the Mario game for GBA

[@AdamTheGameBoy]

I think the milk silos just indicate it is for babies, if your baby gets hungry, just hook them up to the silo. (and who said it wasn't refrigerated?) The question is whose milk is it? It can't be moomoo milk because babies can't safely drink non-human milk

[@hodanisbased4980]

Imagine telling someone who's never played it that Baby Park is one or the most violent and chaotic courses in the entire franchise

[@bingobo2551]

The most shocking thing for me is how double dash looks better than wii

[@Eldoofus]

I think that's because of the all-time argument of "graphics vs. style" and which one is more ageless, rather than straight up looking better or worse.

[@bingobo2551]

@@Eldoofus no I mean looking at both games I just discovered thx to this video that DD is better looking than wii

[@aprinnyonbreak1290]

Looks? Convince me that Double Dash isn't the best Mario Kart ever made in terms of gameplay.

[@bingobo2551]

@@aprinnyonbreak1290 Most chaotic, I personally prefer ds over double dash.

[@AFoxOnTheInternet]

Dear Nintendo BRING THE CURSED YOSHI PLANE BACK YOU COWARDS!

[@gusgarrison9211]

That roller coaster isn't just allowed; it looks fun as hell

[@jtothepmoreno1010]

The Mario kart 8 version did actually make the paratroopa building a shop- so that’s correct

[@kurjao5933]

Those are probably bottles of cheese at this point

[@Miss-Alexis]

I love the June Zoom! Your attention to detail is great! Shame there won't be anymore since ZoomZike dies at the end of this episode :(

[@Walter_P_Bear]

THE EYES!! ARE EVERYWHERE!!!

[@duncathan_salt]

the poochy ride IS a slide: you climb up the stairs and slide down the inside. don't think about the exit.

[@Corncake1337]

Thanks for showing me how mentally deranged this track is

[@SharpEdgeSoda]

I love when June Zoom just descends into pure stream of consciousness thought vomit. See weird thing, just put whatever pops into your head on the script.

[@MaximusXavier]

Okay so to my understanding, the hearts (and a lot of imagery, like the smiling clouds and ferris wheel and stuff) are all supposed to be drawing inspiration from Yoshi's Island and Yoshi's Story. Smiling objects and hearts are MASSIVE visuals motifs, at least in Yoshi's Story. There are heart collectables that are needed to unlock more levels, and the object of conflict in the game, The Super Happy Tree, has a large, smiling heart as it's primary focus.

[@thecanadianfood]

Baby Park is best track. 10 out of 10

[@the_betterbunny21]

*MKDS flashbacks*

[@purpleninja3938]

I've been really enjoying these Mario Kart videos, they're very fun lol

[@nzpowa._.6662]

Its 3 am. You appeared in my feed. Im a lil baked. So i will watch. And learn why i should never visit this baby park if i were ever trapped in a video game and can develop children within it.

[@oowoozee]

I personally think baby park is a very romantic date spot

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

0:30 Those look sus

[@thefinaluptake]

Don't worry, I'd take a sip of it too.

[@LunaticZoid]

Now I just want a full creation of baby park to explore

[@luginess0]

You should connect all the MKDD tracks for a June Zoom and give us a tour!

[@ag909]

Hey man. I’m really enjoying and routinely looking forward to these daily videos. Thanks and keep it up, please!! Do you have a Patreon?

[@JordanSnakemouth]

😔 You made another great effort, man. This June Zoom was constantly causing me to be anxious whenever the uploads come out ten minutes before the day passed, haha.

[@sylvercritter]

new idea for the bottles: they're milk silos. they're a mass storage of milk because there's so many babies milk is ordered by the ton.

[@CrocvsGator]

"POV: Wario Rejected You" dammit, not again.

[@KaeraNeko]

*June:* pride month *Zoom:* crazy ride month

[@hunterjulian98]

I grew up with Double Dash and I always wanted to explore the tracks in the game. I ever get sucked into a video game and then have to review the game to get out then I hope that game is Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

[@jadetealaaron2003]

This Park is more dangerous than Action Park.

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

2:07 imagine a burning paradise or open world style Mario kart game 😂

[@souptoonart]

thought you were gonna talk about action park but this is close enough

[@DeltaFrazzle]

zike was later found dead in his apartment from milk poisoning. and here i was excited for more june zoom stuff