You should make a video about the Seventh day adventists

Should had Eric for the accent...

This seems like Judaism

The first time I watched this, Maisy and the guy were so memorable that I forgot about Jerry Berry. So I died when I saw the stupid strawberry on the second watch 🤣

Preterist Calvinist, but love Lutheran Satire anyway!

My family is Irish. My mom is half my size. She scares me

"The last one to use that name died before Alexander the Great was potty-trained."🤣

One poem discusses the rise, hubris, and fall of great human works, even empires and man-made religions, who leave behind only their ruins as a tribute to this seemingly eternal cycle of glory, madness, and destruction. It is spoken by a man who presides over a city containing the ruins of the most famous empire in the west and who (to many a protestant mind) represents the epidemy of transient human religious trends which will yet be swallowed up by the coming of God's kingdom where all religious ways of looking forward to said kingdom shall be replaced by true eternal fellowship with the One we look to the most, and the proud boasts of the haughty and self-worshiping will give way to the praise of humble men and women of faith. The other recounts how from year to year, we are locked in yet another cycle of death and rebirth as reflected in the countryside, with the summer bringing the most bountiful and enjoyable time to revel in the joys of living while winter offers the chance to forget the disappointments, tragedies, and frustrated fruits of yesteryear, while lamenting how all things come back to mind as the cycle begins afresh even at the most hopeful time of Spring, with the memories tinging that hope with bitterness and sorrow. It is spoken by two men who come from a country that has been marked for centuries by wars, tragedy, frustration, disappointment, bitterness, and sorrow...all mingled with hope for a better day. Even if those praying for that day may not live to see it, they must yet live, work, enjoy the fruits God provides, and endure in faith that it will bear fruit some day for the land and people they love.

I wouldn't ever discuss about Jesus with the likes of you... Bless your heart. 👍

Kinda sad you're using AI art though

Is the strawberry suppose to be Phil Vischer lol

Most of this is great, but I don't think the sun, light and warmth analogy is Arianism, because the sun doesn't create the light or the heat, rather the proceed from it. It's still an analogy with serious limitations, because the sun itself is so much greater than the light and heat that proceed from it, but the Bible itself employs a similar analogy when it refers in Hebrews to the Son being the radiance of God's glory, and it's an analogy that Athanasius himself used to oppose Arianism.

"La Cancion que nunca termina" XD I love it

Well you can also believe that evolution is real and that god is real. Just like saying no I believe in science... Just because there is science, it doesn't mean that gods existence is anti science. Besides of that, the majority of the scientists from the very beginning to today are/have been christians.

Isn't the whole premise of faith, that you believe what you can't know?

Bacon fried labradoodle? Hysterical.

This video was uploaded 10 years ago and dummies are still parroting these talking points.

creed (band) is cool

Nobody "burns in hell forever" because the immortal soul idea is Greek philosophy based on Egyptian mysticism. If you HAD eternal life you wouldn't need to receive it by grace theough faith.

A key that opens a hundred locks is a master key. A lock that any of a hundred keys can open is a crappy key. Not a double standard.

2:33 I was fully expecting him to say “on a completely unrelated note, did you know Christians actually celebrate the birth of ME, HORUS”

This makes me think of the Lutheran church and the Sparkle creed. I'm sure someone will tell me the ELCS aren't really Lutherans, now.

200 years later “there’s so many of them”

@simplejockey 23:00I know you exist even if I'll never get your name right after this video

neither is “hallelujah” from Mesiah, Handel!!

If you became Orthodox, your meme magic would be unstoppable

As someone with a masters in this subject and having read Greek for the last two decades, I can assure you with 100% certainty “wrong” does not even begin to describe the Jehovah’s Witness understanding of John 1:1 which undeniably points to Christ’s sharing the very same substance with the Father as God in the very same way God the Father is God.

i thought you would have said ambiogenesis but evolution is okay i guess

James 2:17 Even so faith, if it hath not works, is dead, being alone. 18 Yea, a man may say, Thou hast faith, and I have works: shew me thy faith without thy works, and I will shew thee my faith by my works.

The murder weapon is a object we can see. If we take the Bible as literal, why not all the other religious writings that report miracles?

I was rasied in Church of Christ (at least, that's what they called themselevs) where there were two answers that covered every possibile question. One was, "Down the hall, on the right." If that didn't serve, all questions were answered with, "You're going to HELL!!!!!!!!'

4:55 So are you saying that you're in favor of executing heretics?

I’m Jewish, and I feel the same thing about woke people wanting to be orthodox rabbis

To be fair, Judaism developed from earlier polytheistic religion of Semites, and Christianity borrowed some ideas from Greek mythology and philosophy. Only it wasn’t that blunt. Inspiration, not plagiarism.

Jesus rose from the dead exactly on the day of Ishtar just to mess with her and take away her followers.

These are so awesome please make more!!!!

Well, many musicians/singers have covered or created their own renditions of this song, not just PTX. We all have our own interpretation. Depending on the part you focus on, it can shift from uplifting or tinged with sadness. I somewhat agree that this is not suited for a Christmas song, but for Easter, because it’s kinda like someone (or people) struggling between human desires and the quest for spiritual enlightenment.

Great song, but you know they don't celebrate Christmas, right? Especially not with Santa Claus. Reference: "Santa Claus will take you to hell" 🎅 by WBC

I actually believe in evolution even though I'm still Christian. Love your videos though!

Comedy gold. Thank you and may God bless you.

That German chicken looks delicious, but Pastor Kathy made me lose my appetite 🤢

The Trinity as explained to me: God is the Father God is the Son God is the Holy Spirit The Father, Son and Holy Spirit are *not* each other.

Sadly, Christmas itself is actually borrowed from pagan celebrations.

I have never understood why athiests use this argument

I've watched numerous times and justed noticed the millstone

does anyone know what song this is parodying?

I just discovered this channel and I love it. It’s really hard to make funny Christian content, well it’s not done much. God bless

Would be much more effective satire if you made fun of things we actually believe, rather than things that you mistakenly think we believe, but I do find your content to be hilarious.

That German chicken looks delicious

To be fair most rocks are virgins at least I hope so.