Episode Thirty-Four: Bots | Violating Community Guidelines

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[@liliperez4109]

“This episode isn’t sponsored by Honey” *Ep IS actually fucking sponsored by Honey*

[@SuperOMGFTWBBQ]

And then the dipsea commercial, Brittany’s talking about how spring is in the air. Miss gurl i-

[@Kevtastical]

I feel lied to! 🤣🤣🤣

[@KingOfGaymes]

THATS WHAT IM SAYIN

[@itskayleelanier4957]

BRITTANY AND SARAH EXPOSED

[@mkjmoon8263]

They probably pre film the episodes days in advance and didn't have the honey sponsor yet

[@tylermay71]

Brittany’s one strand of hair majestically flowing in the wind is sending me

[@murphy7783]

She is the moment

[@pico1753]

A queen

[@critically.panned]

I am so happy someone else noticed 💀❤️

[@moyaxoxo5923]

Majestic AF ✨

[@bluescluescarebears2]

Gives me that sunflower meme vibes lol

[@oliverlucariis5715]

"this isn't sponsored by Honey but-" "hey everyone it's brittany, and todays episode is sponsored by Honey!"

[@makenna5883]

Bahahhaha

[@gaga4presidente]

lolol i noticed that

[@HoneyxLime]

That was hilarious!!! 😂

[@genevieveramoss]

i love how they put so much research and time into the podcast topic but my favorite parts are when they go off topic talking about the most random things 😭

[@cez_is_typing]

my fav part is them going on tangents for 20 mins and then take a full 180 back to what they were originally talking about. Gives me whiplash

[@2542lauren]

shoutout Stanley research 😎

[@Alexandra-ng1ih]

To be honest I don’t really vibe with the super structured school like setting… A podcast should be fun and free-flowing not like a history class.

[@xVibra]

I love when they talk about the very real possibility that Brittany's farts could make Sarah infertile.

[@nadiaidka]

Me too

[@LuckyPixelStudios]

imagine finding out Olivia Newton John died while looking at bot-generated moths

[@everydayicry5963]

i read this before i got to that point in the podcast and i thought that Olivia was in the process of looking at moths moments before passing away.... i felt so dumb googling the news and then watching the moment on the pod and realizing 💀i'm sorry

[@LuckyPixelStudios]

@@everydayicry5963 bruhhh I can’t breathe 💀😆

[@coopcoop5109]

Timestamp?

[@o.siouxsie]

@@everydayicry5963 i'm quite literally wheezing

[@hazelwormwood]

Topic suggestion: Those weirdly sexual mobile games/game ads. Husbands cheating with mothers in law, everyone is always pregnant, kings choosing a harem, mud girl.. you know the ones.. Endless material!

[@riannonadams4154]

Now we all know what Sarah was doing when Olivia Newton John and Michael Jackson died.

[@lydia1795]

plsss

[@sparksflylove]

Getting laid in honor of their memory. It’s a gesture of respect

[@jonathanmichael99]

@@sparksflylove Sarah was 15 years old when Michael Jackson died…… um

[@jennar945]

brittany: this video is NOT sponsored by honey also brittany like 2 minutes later: hey everyone! this podcast is sponsored by honey!

[@naomiguyardo]

Brittany's little flying wispie is giving me the hope to fight another day

[@ianpatterson2447]

"this isn't sponsored by honey" "Thank you honey for sponsoring"

[@Msjoocy1029]

I was gonna say 😭🤚🏽

[@jonikki1941]

I could watch an entire hour of y’all just asking each other questions back and forth that took me ouuuttt

[@michaelatussey]

Separate thoughts here while listening: (1) I’m so glad other people are scared of birds. I have a piece of art in my bedroom with ladybugs around a campfire that says “telling scary bird stories” because I hate birds so damn much lol (2) I work in fraud investigation and it’s wild how people try to use bots for that type of thing as well (fake accounts, buyer fraud, etc). (3) PLEASE have Stanley on the pod as a special guest at some point. It’d be such a gag to see him actually deliver his commentary in person!

[@xxJenLoves1Dxx]

I absolutely love this!!

[@Horrorbotyt]

lol I had a friend in middle school who was absolutely terrified of two things. Squirrels and pigeons. Unfortunately both of those were ALL OVER our school garden

[@TorreyTy]

I'm glad I found another person that's terrified of birds

[@oliviannichole]

Yes!!! Have Stanley on!!

[@carlmclaggne]

12:54 "my bodies changing and that's not something i'm gonna apologise for" - Katy Zamolodchikova

[@anotheruser7104]

Who is katy

[@carlmclaggne]

@@anotheruser7104 do you know who katya is? she was on 7th season of drag race

[@moof4427]

@@carlmclaggne Katy Zamolodchikova, not to be confused with Katya Zamolodchikova

[@carlmclaggne]

@@moof4427 right, right! my bad!😍

[@cgetsnakey]

Watching porn on a laptop for the cinematic aesthetic is just one of the many parts of lesbian culture

[@sageisstinky]

why is this so painfully true

[@sparksflylove]

Username checks out

[@tiraoconnell8252]

Them bringing up Klarna and not doing Trixie's Swedish accent is a CRIME

[@justmaddies420]

when sara said “my parents scared me shitless about money” i felt very seen

[@samanthacampagnolo7449]

Can we talk about the Fem-Bots in Austin Powers? They are the reason I knew I liked woman...

[@KingOfGaymes]

_I knew I liked w o m a n_

[@3veynuh]

one time i got in an hour long argument with my dad because mila kunis slid in his dms and was asking for money to buy a plane ticket to come to chicago and in exchange he would get to meet her and go to dinner at whatever restaurant he chooses. he could not grasp the fact that it was a scam and the real mila kunis would never ask a random man for money given her economical status 😭 it’s worse with my mom because vin diesel accounts text my mom on facebook and comment on her posts a bunch of “giveaways” and “walmart gift cards” and she actually does them😀

[@RealBradMiller]

You mean to tell me Lady Gaga doesn't need five thousand bucks to come do a show in my rural town in NC?? DAMMIT!

[@jbtfp]

nooo how are parents this naive you can’t be the same person who taught me how to read and write and still fall for scams like this 😭

[@elliefield7407]

NOT VIN DIESEL!!!!

[@pico1753]

“Two pigtails and camo because I want them to think I served.” You did Brittany. You did serve! Always ✨

[@starstr1ke203]

I cannot be more serious when I say this podcast is the only thing keeping me alive and going

[@artsyvidsy5232]

No judgement. Whatever it takes

[@xHeyItsThatGirlxx]

you're worthy and you do have a purpose, hang in there buddy

[@funnymen465]

same

[@piercethepaige]

No same the amount of comfort they bring is indescribable

[@RedSpade37]

They are an inspiration! Only podcast I have watched/listened to every episode, and I cannot get enough!

[@emma.kathleen]

the way they swore this episode wasn't sponsored by honey and then the very first ad is HONEY i stg brittany is the master manifester

[@brayniaccc]

I’m so sorry the Olivia newton john part had me absolutely rolling for the sheer fact that they found that out in real time

[@milanpacheco7818]

brittany didn’t learn all these accents, she was born with them ✨

[@sparksflylove]

It’s not maybelline 😉

[@rqnbix4872]

@@sparksflylove it’s Digiorno

[@puffyping]

brittany's strand of hair blowing in the wind is so majestic

[@alskdkfjghd]

finally had my turn at telling someone to touch grass after they told me i'm suffering from internalized misogyny if i don't like another woman's outfit......

[@Blue-iv5fv]

on the topic of mirroring others, i am autistic and i realized that i used mirroring and mimicking to make up all my masks and scripts. like if i begin to spend time with you i will mirror you (it explained why people liked me easily in school and stuff). i remember one of the first times i realized that i was doing this it was when i began to watch Hannah Montana on disney and about a week later my brother snapped at me to stop trying to be her.

[@mercurianwonder7305]

I find myself doing this with books too. Like, if a character I connect with speaks in a way that itches my brain I end up picking up their speech patterns and stuff for awhile afterwards. I’m reading A Strange and Stubborn endurance rn and I essentially have the character Velasin living in my head cause I just think and speak in the way he speaks 😩

[@moppupaws]

i do this as well! neurotypical people simply just dont get it, and they think you're doing it just to be rude or offensive. it also kind of causes you to lack an identity (at least, in my case it does) and makes you feel like you're missing a part of you. maybe thats just me though.

[@Blue-iv5fv]

@@moppupaws I definitely understand what you mean by lack an identity. I didn't used to feel this before but for some years now i have been losing my scripts and masks (i guess because i was not using them as much so i forgot like people forget how to speak a language they learnt) and it's seriously shocking the way there is nothing behind the masks i used. i don't know who i am at all. it's almost feels like being an alien trying to fit in with humans. and worst of all, forgetting how to behave with people leads to anxiety and even less interactions.

[@hanna3685]

hahaha omg are we the same person? cause no like my mom literally banned me from watching hannah montana and later all other disney channel because i acted too much like them hahahah

[@Octoberstorm333]

I do the same thing since childhood, I feel bad when I do it to someone with a thick accent. I have been speaking more like Brittany’s southern AND British voice impressions and I can’t get out of it. I’m recently diagnosed with inattentive adhd and have anxiety but idk I guess just neuro divergence plays a huge part 🥲

[@EmKatch22]

“They don’t even understand abortion, they won’t get bots” 🤣

[@user-pv3ut8os3o]

Gay bot icons… P.S. can you do an episode on streaming as it is perhaps the most unhinged and unregulated form of media. Love watching Brittany’s flawless medieval and Downtown Abbey improv streams lol.

[@queenwednesdayart]

Please don't report me for spam btw this is my real account! 😭

[@RealBradMiller]

@@queenwednesdayart Lol, that's hilarious. Reported. X'D

[@mabsie2249]

Me listening while standing in the shower staring intently at a spider slowly creeping closer and closer to me, hearing the words 'spider' and 'crawler' for a brief moment like 'did I imagine that? 😭' took until Brittany elaborated on the terms to realise it wasn't my panic inserting words into my brain

[@fiona3246]

Sarah's side of the commentary is always on point, she's so hilarious. I'm a sucker for good one liners and Sarah just delivers the most witty ones

[@Alexacake19]

One time I accidentally actually brought pepper spray to a court appearance. So apparently my stupid brain does want to get me locked up. Also as an Alexa who is a prof house cleaner, I guess I technically am the physical Alexa who does all your chores

[@SarahDaisy98]

My love for this podcast is the only one that has matched my love for the Jenna Julien podcast, so thank you

[@sageisstinky]

i feel this

[@zerofox641]

They need to put a smol senior dog on the table. Complete the circle

[@Saraheyp]

@@zerofox641 or Sarah’s cat 🥹

[@jaxxvictoria6802]

​@@Saraheyp I second the motion for them to tribute J&J by putting a cat bed or box in the middle of the table for her cat to jump into at random

[@idab6864]

I almost redownloaded TikTok to watch Brittany's content and then this was posted, y'all saved my dopamine receptors fr

[@mayaseaver6448]

her spam account as of recently has been marvelous

[@moppupaws]

pro tip: just watch reuploads of them on youtube. people are constantly reuploading them

[@idab6864]

@@moppupaws so true

[@kirantator3921]

bro fr same

[@sofiav7791]

The concept of hot farts sending you into menopause is just larger than life

[@michellesnip6901]

I found your podcast about a week ago and I can proudly admit I have seen every single one of them in the span of 2 days. The way you two speak is how I speak to myself throughout the day. Very entertaining. My FAVORITE podcast since Jenna & Julien!!!!

[@jadenmanjarrez7439]

you guys have ruined my perception of an hour like it goes by so fast and i finish the episode like ???? what do youcmean that was an hour i need another episode now 😭

[@jadenmanjarrez7439]

BUT I LOVE YOU this was meant in a good way

[@tpwk9118]

them finding out that olivia newton john died while filming this podcast is the realest thing i’ve ever seen

[@ethanness2982]

Sides of the comment section of this video: 1. 'NOT SPONSORED BY HONEY' *Sponsored by honey immediately* 2. Brittanys flying majestic hairs in the wind 🍃

[@literallynoone5125]

Those space buns givin Lil McKayla a run for her money. 😮‍💨

[@beatricemcmanus4446]

the way I IMMEDIATELY started vigorously nodding when Sarah said "like if I wanted to start a cult right now, I guarantee that 10% of our audience would be down" UPDATE I am obviously also in the broski nation. it is not only harmless it is a joy madame broski despite our current recession.

[@liliperez4109]

BEST PART OF MY MONDAYS

[@alondramartinezperez6925]

Frrrr

[@chuu099]

For the “1 year episode” I really want them to maybe like start with a topic but when they get off track they just continue to talk about random things for the whole episode

[@benarts2271]

Yes! Random One Year special! Shit that just come up at the top of their head atm 🤣🤣

[@jadeharley7190]

Feel like that’d be a good April fools too

[@kaylamontel3265]

When Sarah talked about her brain making her speak in someone’s accent while listening to them, I felt that because I thought I was the only one lmao

[@jungoojuul6717]

It’s extremely terrifying to date a hacker and then break up, I was waking up at night scared knowing he had my address and full name and number. It’s truly terrifying

[@kristihaire8580]

Okay, I would love a full episode of Facebook timelines. Like, mom humor (minions, wine o clock, etc), neighborhood drama accounts, etc and have a part of the episode where they just scroll and react to posts. The Facebook marketplace episodes remains one of my favorites.

[@shelbyfrowns]

i love when they get on a tangent so far away and then they laugh, sigh, and then "so bots first started when-"

[@maddymelone8214]

i like how this isn't the first time brittany has brought up those christmas 3D glasses

[@itsbiancamitchell]

Sarah, that is one of the most famous "do they still..." questions. And that's why people keep them, because they don't make them anymore

[@bellapeli9442]

I started sobbing about my dead grandma for a few minutes because I’m pmsing, but then I remembered there’s a new VCG. I am saved. Luv y’all

[@williambruce6099]

If i dated a hacker they would have 1 penny because I legit am broke lmao

[@zzzgiovanini]

the way y’all learned about olivia newton johns passing from researching internet bots💀💀

[@andysellin8531]

I need Sarah to meet Chris Angel so that Britney and Sarah can talk about meetin their idols 😂

[@haileystyles1447]

These come out at the perfect time for my monday lunch break every week, so thank you for the happy start to my week all summer

[@dotunderscore]

I’m really glad to know I’m not the only one with underwear that’s falling apart 😂 Also, I’m currently wearing an adult pull-up because my flow is so heavy and half my damn labia is missing, I end up leaking and bleeding all over the place. I’m working through the shame lol

[@tashyannaho1699]

Now when you say half your labia is missing. Did it fall off or did it never exist?

[@anotheruser7104]

@@tashyannaho1699 very important q I might add..

[@dotunderscore]

@@tashyannaho1699 it was eaten off by bacteria. Very unpleasant

[@jbtfp]

@@dotunderscore WHAT??? omg i hope you’re okay that sounds so scary i didn’t even know that could happen

[@dotunderscore]

@@jbtfp That was my reaction too, actually lol I’m still on this side of the ground! haha I’ve had a few complications, that I’m still working through. But yeah… wild, for sure.

[@rightwrightwriter]

I work writing natural language processing bots for various industries (currently just for gaming, but I was doing stuff for security and tech support before.) I’m always charmed by how polite some people are to things that they clearly understand to be a robot. Like, people will say “thank you” or gush about how relieved they are to have their problem fixed. It gives me hope for humanity, honestly.

[@clairedeluneonthemoon]

“this episode isn’t sponsored by honey” immediately cuts to the honey sponsor message

[@smokestoryteller]

Me desperately trying to make the podcast episode last until next week

[@meganlem]

SARAH IS SO GOOD AT THAT QUESTION GAME LOL

[@kieff650]

Honestly, as a Virgo I feel like I behave as a bot most of the time and even more online

[@kitkatperson1123]

On another note, the paper clip thought experiment demonstrates how bots are not inherently good/bad all the time but can be destructive. The paperclip maximizer is the canonical thought experiment showing how an artificial general intelligence, even one designed competently and without malice, could ultimately destroy humanity. The thought experiment shows that AIs with apparently innocuous values could pose an existential threat.

[@embryjirak3426]

BEGGING for y’all to make one about shocksites 😢

[@hannahcrouch22]

It’s visually giving early 2000’s daytime television more and more every episode

[@jwill3783]

I know comparisons suck so much because you created your own thing, but this podcast fits so easily into being the new Jenna + Julien podcast. Your chemistry, the tangents that are just as interesting as the intended topic, and the genuine passion in each episode are so perfectly formatted by both of yours natural talent/charisma. The biggest difference is the sheer amount of times Sarah is in heat

[@BulkBrogan.]

29:44 Honestly felt like I gave myself Seasonal Depression from staying inside all the time during 2020 Been hiking and going on 20 minute morning walks And getting sun and activity has genuinely shifted my mental health a lot

[@maggiemc.3964]

“i love dolphins” *flashback to the H3 podcast with Brittany as the guest

[@endhymn]

Everyone’s already said it but the fact this episode IS sponsored by honey had me CACKLING

[@trevorball7542]

i love how quickly it went from moth generator to the tragic passing of Olivia Newtown John

[@Samgrezzz]

Please make a whole video of just asking questions back and forth 💀

[@Ellamaytoke]

The hair in this episode is killing it!!also I did not know saras hair is so long!

[@mk4357]

idk if y’all would wanna do this cuz it might ruffle some feathers but i think a really interesting podcast topic for you guys would be something having to do with the harry styles discourse going around the queer community! with sarah being a lesbian and brittany being a harry stan, i think the conversation would be really interesting from two different perspectives from ppl that are directly affected/involved! love u guys

[@bbbbbbb4744]

this is litteraly my FAV podcast, you guys always make my day and make me so so happy

[@Caniresetmybrain]

these always come out when i need them most

[@DocRemyBear]

As a person from Easter Europe, Chernobyl was really scary. In Ukraine they saw the explosion and they knew something is happening, but for example in Bulgaria 2 days after the explosion there was manifestation on the streets for some communistic holiday, whatever, and it was raining heavily and no government said the truth what is going on and they were showering in radioactive rain. All that horror and now we all joke about some stuff calling them Ooo like Chernobyl, because humour will win over everything

[@c_uslt]

“this episode isn’t sponsored by honey” girl LMFAO

[@orgyonmyown]

I was SHOOK when the actual Honey ad came on 😂😂😂 I love them both so much! 😍

[@kaysiea4257]

I am LOVING the Robert Pattinson stickers on Brittany’s laptop

[@celestestubbs5973]

going through a really shittytime, you guys always make me laugh no matter what. thank you.

[@Greenhouseghost7]

Not the honey ad right after talking about honey

[@AKA253]

I’m a dumb bitch and I always forget they post on Mondays, but that just means every Monday I’m pleasantly surprised to have another episode

[@73245bibi]

This is literally my favorite podcast! You guys explore so many interesting topics involving the internet.

[@annoyingbookgirl]

SHOUTOUT TO THE CARHOP AT SONIC WHO CAUGHT ME WATCHING BRITNEY AND SARAH VLOGS IN THE DRIVE THROUGH LINE AND THEN FANGIRLED ABOUT YALL WITH ME edit: Okay hopefully she sees this I told her to find my comment it the new podcast

[@annoyingbookgirl]

COUSINS COUSINS COUSINS

[@annoyingbookgirl]

I literally couldn’t hear her trying to give me my ocean water with mango because I was so focused in the video😂

[@sparksflylove]

@@annoyingbookgirl ocean water with mango?? pls explain what that is

[@annoyingbookgirl]

@@sparksflylove it’s a sprite with blue coconut flavor + mango flavor

[@annoyingbookgirl]

@@sparksflylove honestly an ocean water by itself is better but I just wanted to try something different that day

[@prestonagrant]

As someone studying Dialects, I would love to talk about dialects and accents with them. It's so fascinating

[@lilliputianhitcher3808]

the amount of times i’ve talked back to people in their accent is embarrassing

[@ibisqo]

cant wait to watch this!! also, i would love to see an episode on the rise of aesthetic/cores and how they affected how we view ourselves and other people!! (idk if there is enough to say to make a whole episode tho lol)

[@TheOctavian316]

The more recent flood of "Finally it's here" comments on youtube. Just madness. Most comment sections are just packed with them. Or "I used *so-and-so* for my finances, ask her".

[@JordanPool13]

One thing I find interesting: So Brittany and Sarah are both very open people who are genuinely caring. In a few recent episodes, Sarah advertised for a mobile game. I could hear in her voice the discomfort she had, I could hear that she didn't want to do it. Why then did she? Because girl's gotta eat. I imagine (I obviously can't know this) that she was uncomfortable advertising this game that is very much a cash grab and doesn't do much to help society. Maybe in some way she felt she was compromising her values by doing it. But the good thing about having an emotionally intelligent audience: I can hear past your words, I can pontificate the reasons why people do the things they do. I can see past some of the facade usually. I wanted to say don't feel bad Sarah, survival is what we all must do, one day you will be in a place to choose your own advertisers, and the genuineness you both bring to the table is what will lead you there. Love you, my one-way friends. Take care.

[@emilyfrost1673]

I’ve been really struggling the past few days and by golly I am pulled straight out of it by these two yet again

[@jamiep2954]

I’m happy they put up the black and grey in the back bc that background grossed me out for some reason 😭😂

[@littlevenom]

“W Honey! Let’s absolutely go!” HELP ME

[@morningstar..]

(before I watch the video) first day of school today and I got mocked for my music taste right at the beginning. definitely an absolute highlight of my day to see my favorite podcasters come out with a new episode :)

[@crinklyfrog9856]

sorry people are lame, I bet you have the best taste in music

[@morningstar..]

@@crinklyfrog9856 thanks man. it's Bowie and The Cure. not like it's SUPER underground caveman music I don't know why they reacted like that. pretty well known.

[@mari98_]

29:35 reminds me of the iconic Tyler tweet Hahahahahahahaha How The Fuck Is Cyber Bullying Real Hahahaha Just Walk Away From The Screen Like Close Your Eyes Haha

[@skinkwrap]

i resonate with sarah bc i was walking down the street and a truck hit me and his mirror broke off on my back and he kept driving, didn’t even slow down

[@RealBradMiller]

Walking along the Autumn night. The wistful sleep beckons to the tall leaves. Adrift amass along a verdant river. Those are my favorite types of bots, the poetry bots. All the others can GFT.

[@SamFokker]

Reading the comments while listening to the Honey ad seeing a ton of comments about the Honey ad

[@nicoleseif10]

I would love to see a bts of violating community guides, and bloopers!

[@hantheminion]

watching them just find out about olivia newton john 😭

[@phineapple2784]

i want y'all to know i literally rewatch this podcast like everyday. it is in fact my comfort show

[@gabbyaraya1725]

sarah: "this video isn't sponsored by honey, but i use it a lot" the video: This Video is Sponsored by Honey😋

[@kyliepell5927]

there have been THIRTY FOUR of these???? have not missed one

[@carrielevin]

Has anyone else received a “thanks for supporting, send me a message for a prize” from a what’s app acct with Bitttany’s name and profile picture?

[@carrielevin]

It’s sad that that someone is trolling for info in this awesome community