The worst mug

[@JeaneyCollects]

"The true 'mug' of this transaction, was me, for having bought this crude, contemptuous cup!"

[@mot3600official]

Whermst?

[@freshbread4039]

whermst

[@JeaneyCollects]

This version of the video is the one that has always existed. You definitely didn't see one where the text was barely legible...

[@Burnt_Perception]

Understood.

[@KeeGamer310]

dementia

[@a_singular_feline]

lost media........

[@Stickboi]

ok cool thank you mister collects

[@Violence-JoséRicardo]

Misunderstood.

[@swishercutterx7456]

Finally, the opposite of goods and services, bads and disservices

[@white_145]

lacks and disappointments

[@JouvaMoufette]

I completely forgot Urban Dictionary "sold mugs" and by that I mean "attempt to put internet terms on mugs for sale"

[@thegreatandterrible4508]

The implication being that they aren't the ones selling the mugs?

[@JouvaMoufette]

@thegreatandterrible4508 It is through them, but they've definitely partnered with someone who can on demand print just about any phrase they want on there

[@agmhelena7266]

​@@JouvaMoufette can i have one in color changing

[@The-S-H3lf-Eater]

I can't believe that there are people who buy these.

[@kenthos6876]

I guess you can say the reviewer feels... mugged from this transaction.

[@SuperfluousCake]

I want a cup with this monologue printed on it.

[@radiavoc]

"why that video was so good, i think I'll upload it a second time!" -jeaney probably

[@mindfuljosh]

fr I was like "didn't they post this already"

[@amandapanda5087]

Hey, a fellow aroace!

[@radiavoc]

@@amandapanda5087 nice

[@Burnt_Perception]

Nah bro really said “HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE THIS MUG SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR MUGS LIKE THIS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT. HATE. HATE.”

[@Burred11]

So I'm guessing RTgame reminded you of that quote?

[@Burnt_Perception]

@ I was trapped in a rabbit hole of I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream content, for a few weeks. Then RT posted that. What a coincidence, huh? And then this.

[@Nelo390]

Now the world has gone to bed Darkness won't engulf my head I can see by infra-redHow I hate the night Now I lay me down to sleep Try to count electric sheep Sweet dream wishes you can keep How I hate the night

[@Steir12]

This shitty novelette is so overhyped.

[@Steir12]

This crappy novelette is so overhyped.

[@johannmosin]

ah yes, the fabled "consumer evils", the opposite of consumer goods

[@Erik_The_grate]

That is most definitely the wermst mug to have ever been created

[@MothThatLikesLamps]

Hatespeech

[@potatoes_yumm]

"come quick, uh eeerrrr um, he's stabbing my uncle" "w h e r m s t? like, w h e r e, and w h y. can't help if i dont know where you are."

[@dirtydeeds4free553]

Brought to you by russian badger Whermst

[@gagaplex]

I kind of want this mug. Sounds like a powerful artifact of evil for a really low price.

[@C_rrptd]

Is that therussianbadger reference

[@Mithesil]

No it's a Jojo reference

[@Dr.Starbound]

I was actually about to make a joke about how this is probably one of the few instances of a not-jojo reference but then I remember Za Hando So yes, this is a Jofrence

[@Senseless..]

Only ogs know this a reupload 🔥

[@dr.unventor]

Those first two notes had me feeling blue

[@Y_ANDZ]

I am full of hatred due to such a Mug

[@adhyayanchoudha1055]

this is the earliest ive been to a jeaney collecrs video in my life

[@hugoiwata]

I was kinda expecting it to finish with 2/5 stars

[@purrycat2926]

lol, urban dictionary is great

[@Entification]

I’ll get a mug and call it the best mug to win this competition.

[@Brown95P]

Poetic comparisons aside, the one who wrote this did make some compelling points about how much of a human hazard it is.

[@knuxenglish]

*"I remember submitting this on twitter a while ago, and it is just as amazing as i expected."* - me on this one and only upload of this video.

[@beware_the_mist]

guys I have a hunch that this is the worst mug

[@sillycatsruntheworld]

whermst

[@ArmenAtwal]

im gonna shit myself

[@tncorgi92]

Thanks for letting us know. I guess.

[@Obbsnja]

the mug so bad, you have to insult it twice

[@coffeecartoons5345]

TheRussianBadger made both the mug and the comment

[@mnArqal93]

So, I guess this mug... wasn't their cup of tea.

[@dabestramen]

Wow, I thought I saw this same video a few hours ago, but turns out that this is the real one!

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

WHERMST

[@tehquiper6796]

consumer bads, if you will

[@GameJam230]

This mug truly is just the whermst

[@maybeimthefoolishmortal4344]

At least it’s made of recycled nightmares

[@maybeimthefoolishmortal4344]

Trying again ig

[@zobososhizion6478]

The wurst beer mug is the rocktoberfest beer mug in Deep Rock Galactic Rock and stone.

[@abovegiraffe7997]

FOR ROCK AND STONE

[@-GrimOrion-]

"Hit the W H E R M S T key!"

[@rm_steele]

i scrolled past this video because i thought it was an ad for urban dictionary

[@EranMadeMonsters]

Cup 2: The Revenge

[@liamroberts5375]

Quickly someone steal whatever the top comment was the first time this was uploaded

[@JouvaMoufette]

That'd often be mine, but not in this case :

[@Ruffles_The_Rivulet]

Guys is it just me.. Or did the text used to be barely legible?.. Something weird is going on here..

[@xaigamer3129]

naaaahhhh just you i have a gun to my head the text was always like this please help me i am being held against my will you must have been hallucinating

[@crabbyboi9127]

its even better the second time!

[@LeDechaine]

He then drinks the coffee in it. 5 minutes later: -Hey, that's not a bad mug.

[@Horsuma]

Finally mug

[@MrFlame-zk5cy]

I mean **sips** works fine as a mug i don't see the issus

[@ooglefluffg857]

I don't know what Jeaney's voice actually sounds like.

[@ZurigaSungama]

Y'all'd've

[@YourBizarreJoe]

Only legends remember this is an reupload

[@JoLiKMC]

Nah, I still think "whomst'd've" might be worse.

[@RealGodot]

I'll take your entire stock!

[@hazel_pipe3442]

This is like the introductions in the Victorian novels. I didn't understand half of the words😂

[@cq.cumber_offishial]

i truly wonder where Jeaney Collects goes to Collect such bizarre walls of text like these

[@c_karis_1]

Average cup enjoyer vs average mug enthusiast.

[@joshuabessire9169]

This is the mug I get when I use the Nutrimatic Drinks Dispenser.

[@KingRabid]

renaissance faire does yelp? the 'b' in "ugly b." 100% stands for "barmaid"

[@ze_glitchy_gamer7629]

Whermst did I ask?

[@toddcarter4829]

Whermst'd've'll done

[@acollectionofcellsthatmake1403]

When the video so good you gotta upload it a second time

[@tanay6003]

Enough with consumer goods, time for consumer bads

[@carlosmattessich3883]

Wasn’t this video already uploaded? Am I feeling Deja Vu?

[@TacticalAnt420]

Huh, déjà vu…

[@pedroscoponi4905]

A bored writer is a dangerous thing

[@sukunaego9714]

WHERMST?!

[@TheAgamemnon911]

That was a mugging

[@Barb0nius]

Missed the chance to call the mug a consumer bad, therefore L Bozo+mugged on+fell off

[@Dylan-l7v7t]

What the mug do to bro 😭

[@chase_9752]

ai writing will never replace humans

[@-baluta3087]

Silent mug 2

[@907craftere3]

this mug was so bad he had to upload it twice

[@XxSnom16]

Mandela Effect Not gaslighting Totally :>

[@awsomepokemon1060]

did victor saltspire review this mug?

[@sashimiroll5055]

Whermst

[@garlandtx10]

I prefer the cave man version, "mug bad, no buy."

[@Xxsnipedawg72xX]

Im neil degrase tyson And to convert eggs into Nosferatus youd have to divide an average Nosferatu (50,000g) by the average egg of 55g which would be approximately 909,091. Therefore you would have to eat nearly 1 million eggs to eat the equivalent of one Nosferatu, thats alot of eggs!

[@blazeburner4039]

Why does this sounds like Emet Selch

[@_mwk]

interesting...

[@fiddleriddlediddlediddle]

Is this about the Urban Dictionary mug? Or is the mug a mystery? Someone must locate this mug.

[@thegoldenbucketstudios9896]

consumer bads

[@spencerbarringer]

So, you didn't like it i take it.

[@Blaczolt]

☕️

[@lilwyvern4]

Whermst did this horrendous mug come from?

[@Henry-xb8xl]

A friend gave me that mug as a birthday gift once. Should I be offended?

[@Xbalanque84]

I'm just wondering what "whermst" is supposed to mean...

[@mcblaggart8565]

But whymn't?

[@sjhall2009]

Is this your way of announcing coffee mugs for sale in your merch store?

[@sanctusinfernusrecords]

Whermst can I buy one tho?

[@crazybird199]

I got a second chance to be early and had to take it

[@Bob73626]

where can i buy that

[@teeje8205]

xnopyt

[@scrapfightergd]

aaaaaaajjjjjjjjj

[@Master-rd8ug]

hrrkrkrkrwpfrbrbrbrlablblblblblblwhitoo'ap

[@goothedoot]

damn im early as hell funny urban dictionary mug lol

[@CoyotesOwn]

So a 7/10 mug?

[@NStripleseven]

whermst