I love how the Shills defend the useless Disnee Lightsabers with "well, the Heat was set to minimum!" WTF would a bad Guy do that?
@BoohooYes-vw9hj3 сағат бұрын
It began with a bitch slap. What a Masterpiece.
@BoohooYes-vw9hj3 сағат бұрын
Somehow general kenobi has returned
@TheKonniGroupShredder4 сағат бұрын
Order 66 was def an inside job 😂
@wesmartino649 сағат бұрын
You forgot to race and gender swap Obi Wan, and have Vader identify as trans
@Matthew-o3q10 сағат бұрын
Imagine being butt hurt over a movie😂
@deadpoolguy2832 сағат бұрын
Like Disnee is about Sonic 3?
@KiberBurgerAKirály11 сағат бұрын
Longer version😂
@slamminx312 сағат бұрын
They should be black women and gay. Then it'll be the real Disney New Hope.
@jerryk1115 сағат бұрын
Nah xd
@alltheworldsastage.22 сағат бұрын
What was weird is how he originally passed
@timurgianti8385Күн бұрын
This is actually much better than if disney had made it
@mightypancake2211Күн бұрын
Lore - plasma swords that really should kill the wielder before the enemy, yet it does it so well that the enemy can be diced up. Disney SW lore- Being killed by a lightsaber is impossible as you can be stabbed through and be walking 5 minutes later like nothing happened. and the wielder of the lightsaber is so incompetent they don't even make sure you are dead. Probably why Maul living through being chopped in half was such a buzz kill during the clone wars.
@SaltBerryCrunchКүн бұрын
Still better than actual Disney SW
@bass_freakКүн бұрын
That "ew". 😂
@jesuszuniga429Күн бұрын
Btw obi wan wasn't old in this movie being in that one harsh planet made his body age faster but he was like in his 50s no?
@den2002ph2 күн бұрын
stormtrooper that miss most of the time wont shoot? wtf disney
@nicolassanchezm79632 күн бұрын
Le subi el brillo para poder ver
@Arbaaltheundefeated2 күн бұрын
Nah. If Disney had made stuff like this, I would have enjoyed it.
@tridave98112 күн бұрын
I guess everyone really wanted Disney to bring in more Ewoks and was disappointed Jar Jar Binks wasn't in their spin off and movies? It wasn't like the franchise was some great piece of work for the ages. A New Hope was great because it was so new but really a very basic story. Empire was genuinely good and guess who didn't write or direct that one.
@AtomicBLB3 күн бұрын
It's wild how Lightsabers are like cardboard tubes in everything Disney Star Wars except the sequel trilogy and The Acolyte.
@nathantw3 күн бұрын
If Disney made a New Hope Darth Vader and Kenobi would both have been women. That's the Kennedy way.
@user-km4gl3ru5t3 күн бұрын
Before you die, Obi Wan.... It's time for another song. Not THAT again, Anakin.... Yes! THAT! THAT SONG? Again??
@seynpurrp3 күн бұрын
xdd
@macrussell783 күн бұрын
*Obi-Wan evaporates leaving behind his robes.* Luke:"Well that just happened..."
@Dancingwithclyde3 күн бұрын
I rather buy death sticks from George than ANYTHING Disney has to offer
@winstonsmith75453 күн бұрын
Only thing you missed is that they’d be a black gay woman, and an Asian non binary person
@superninjaracer99713 күн бұрын
So Obi Wan wanted to commit suicide???? Haha 😅
@SilleeGT4 күн бұрын
What game is this is this blade and sorcery
@brennanjeffries41514 күн бұрын
If a new hope was written by Disney, they would be fighting over a lovers quarrel and not over him thinking he turned padme against him
@jordancarreker13454 күн бұрын
Obi Wan sounds like one of The Beatles and Vader sounds like Dumbledore
@Solw1494 күн бұрын
This SO not right. If it was 2020 Disney that made the original movie, it would have had a girlboss in it. Oh wait, they already did that in 2015 with The Force Awakens.
@metallicbladez31194 күн бұрын
Somehow Obi-Wan returned...
@K-Sneaky164 күн бұрын
😂
@Jojostudiosofficial4 күн бұрын
omg I keep watching this 10000 times but can you do anakin vs Obi wan pls
@NomadicArtist-p2q4 күн бұрын
You ruined my childhood! I hope you're happy?!!!!!!
@brunowillich18374 күн бұрын
I haven't even watched the vídeo yet and it's already wrong. For Disney to make A New Hope, they would first need to possess the capability of having original ideas.
@kenstu4 күн бұрын
The sad part is that Disney would do something like this and blame the fans before it fails.
@fara.r.81814 күн бұрын
NOo Noo why did you mentioned the power of many lol
@Largecow_Moobeast5 күн бұрын
Obi-wan is male and white in this, can't be Disney.
@twogungunnar94565 күн бұрын
Obi Wan should be a black lesbian. And Darth Vader shouldn't be wearing the mask so that you can see he's a white man. And Obi Wan can't lose to the white man...Obi Wan wins easily. And Luke should be a Tough Grrl Boss with a permanent scowl & chip on her shoulder (and also a lesbian).
@NewFoundPanda5 күн бұрын
Disney does not have the force
@ironclad4525 күн бұрын
Geez... this was surprisingly accurate. I felt like I was watching an actual Disney scene! "see how funny and quirky we are? lol we're relatable!!"
@kongernen93735 күн бұрын
We love the stormtroopers in the background
@omarbaba98925 күн бұрын
The best style of lightsabers in the franchise are definitely the sequel/rogue one kind with the amazing colour and lighting. They should just go back to doing that since these new ones do not look good and also literally shake on screen
@Zehpolishw0nder5 күн бұрын
Somehow still not enough comedy here for disney
@chadgaming82886 күн бұрын
Yep, that’s EXACTLY how Disney would handle A New Hope. If there’s ONE thing that Disney got right with The Acolyte, it was the characters DYING WITH a lightsaber.
@psycake13106 күн бұрын
Anakin reacting to piping hot magma like bathwater which is just a little too warm for him. Love it.
@MicrophonesInTheTrees6 күн бұрын
Damian from Home and Away (for the Aussies/Brits) and Mouse from the Matrix.
@Pebble_Collector6 күн бұрын
It's a problem with Hollywood films in general. Awful "comedy" shoehorned into everything, even in moments that should be serious. It's a lack of respect for your script. Cowardice to fall back on formulaic gags to appeal to the lowest common denominator. Bloody awful.