If Disney made Revenge of the Sith

[@gabzitoshorts]

if you enjoyed my bad voice impressions you will definitely enjoy the full story: kzbin.info/www/bejne/jHicn6WEr5inZ6Msi=-GJUu_S-d5OgANIc

[@Dagenspear]

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[@razorblade420]

dude this is so realistic disney would hire you instantly ☠

[@shadowslayer2929]

Nah not unless they're mocha Carmel or darker because Muh D EI

[@mikeschmidt2526]

Nah. Too funny and entertaining and less strong female character in it

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

I am pretty sure him touching lava and not getting burned right away is so reaistic lol

[@TheLazyGamer1995]

What kinda disney are you watching?

[@SIRLAWRENCE79]

nope. he is to good for a disney. (no lame lesbian chick in video sorry....)

[@0142Jason]

To be fair the dialog in this comedy video is a million times better then anything Disney can come up with these days.

[@moneyworld7517]

💯🤣

[@orlandomolina6394]

they fly now

[@mr_red13]

To be fair, to be fair. But hey, to be fair.

[@Joe-cr6uq]

If Disney made that movie, Anakin wouldn’t be the main character, it would be Padme.

[@MistyMountainPath]

& she'd be ditzy

[@memorexdrc]

It would be Ana-Kin, a strong powerful independent etc. chosen lady

[@NurseAmamiya]

​@@memorexdrc *strong independent lesbian black woman

[@aldofuego9172]

And Palpatine would be gender fluid

[@ladyriethegoldendelmo5441]

dude stop blaming on woman... even when in episode 7-9 finn does all the work... rey only really fights are the bosses and thats it... u call ahsoka mary sue now sabine wren..

[@juangabrielcabardo21]

“ouch ouch ouch ouc”- anakin skywalker

[@chunky8684]

*with lava up to his shoulders*

[@CougarTheCat258]

This killed me 🤣

[@DanielTAKD]

*Anakin Skywalker

[@CrookedSteps1993]

​@@chunky8684blows

[@imonit4272]

😂🤣😂

[@firenze6478]

Disney nerfed the lava too it seems

[@MazzaAzi]

Can't have kids think lava actually kills people.

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Hux: "blows up an entire solar system" Rey: "well, that just happened"

[@mateaczel924]

A few moments later Hux: I'm actually a good guy lol

[@Zinovad]

Rey : *puts the planets back together with the force* "I think I fixed it !"

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

@@Zinovad Vader: I'm your father Luke: oh... sorry, did I just hear that?

[@alexanderackerman3807]

Inaccurate it's way too bright to be made by Disney I can actually see some of what is going on

[@AMIR-h8c4h]

Your juest jealous Becuz you got no talent like that

[@moreorb2753]

@@AMIR-h8c4hyou're jealous that he knows how to use a keyboard properly

[@AMIR-h8c4h]

@@moreorb2753 have you ever heard of shortening something?

[@moreorb2753]

@@AMIR-h8c4h you had to shorten the word "because"? You didn't have the time to type those two extra letters?

[@AMIR-h8c4h]

@@moreorb2753 is it breaking the law to shorten a word?

[@lordmorpheus3080]

George Lucas: I HATE YOU! Disney: Ouch, ouch, ouch , ouch...

[@_V.Va_]

Nah if Lucas gave a shit he wouldn't have sold SW.

[@АлексПетков-р5з]

​@@_V.Va_Lucas does give a shit. He just couldn't have predicted that Disney could mess up this badly

[@blacklivesorblackvotes2985]

@@АлексПетков-р5з Lucas doesn’t give a shit. Stop coping. He sold SW precisely because he doesn’t give a shit. Seriously, wake up already. Your goat is washed.

[@MrJefferson07]

"It's over Anakin, I'm trans!" "You underestimate my phobia!" "Don't try it!"

[@dhans9662]

Trans people bad I'm the first to make this joke everyone laugh

[@cringefarm9000-hd4gl]

Thats hilarious

[@JacobVanDavies]

Why did this kill me 💀

[@JustSayRance]

It's over -ACK!

[@michaellansdorf695]

More like Ani is trans now…

[@Exius-Zero]

- This duel never would've been on a lava planet - Their lightsabers would've been be replaced with cotton candy - There would've be no hate speech - And MOST certainly, there never would've been a female getting force choked

[@gabrielchastain6091]

So we're just gonna ignore what Qimir did to those Jedi or what Vader did to that child in Kenobi? Or what Qimir specifically did to jecki Lightsabers were never nerfed They behave on what the writer wants In episode 4 they don't cauterize wounds in episode 5 they bounce off of most metals or have a hard time getting through In episode 6 much like in the sequels when Luke cuts somebody they don't fall into a million pieces like you guys think they should In episode 1 now they can slowly melt through doors In the clone wars they can also apparently slow your fall if you cut something with them as Ashoka has shown repeatedly In Kenobi for one episode it bounces off the stormtrooper which was dumb but could be explained by a certain mechanic sabers have where the power can be turned down so 2 people sparring don't cut each other in half And obi wan likely didn't want Leia to see that but still a stupid scene So yeah lightsabers have never been the automatic death rays you guys seem to think they are And before you even think of mentioning stabbing Before I mention the canon in movie injuries that sith lords have faced and lived through In Legends people have survived being stabbed by lightsabers before and if you really want me to be a dick Starkiller everyone's favorite legends character *including mine* was stabbed through the chest and thrown out a window into space and managed to live but nobody actually remembers that bit when complaining

[@FRACHET65]

@@gabrielchastain6091it was NOT that serious

[@gabrielchastain6091]

@@FRACHET65 sorry it's been a minute what was NOT that serious?

[@FRACHET65]

@@gabrielchastain6091 you wrote around 45 lines of people not being instantly cut into pieces

[@gabrielchastain6091]

@@FRACHET65 fair enough I just get real sick of the way that a lot of star wars fans are incredibly hypocritical And spread intentional misinformation or bias to make newer shows seem like absolute garbage and " not star wars " When most of the things they say can have a million holes poked into them or be compared to something already done in the media that they praise that is pre Disney

[@roshidiota]

No way! Disney would never do something like this! There is too much consistency!

[@valmid5069]

Star Wars Humor: *Hello There!!!!*

[@c3por2d29]

General Kenobi...

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Youngling: "we have to get out of here before they get to us" Youngling: "he's right behind me isn't he?"

[@JTT197]

you forgot the camera shaking

[@sampeng1]

And the part where everyone talks so quietly that you HAVE to turn up the volume, only for an insanely loud explosion to go off seconds later.

[@yonishafrir]

Obi wan suddenly sounds like John lennon at 0:40

[@RyanDowningMusic]

Glad I’m not the only one that noticed that! I was like, is this Star Wars:Beatles edition?

[@davidmr11able]

0:10 As is. The horrible light of the laser flashlights 🤦‍♂️

[@Hank_Pym]

Agreed, Disney Lightsabers are like plastic toys now it’s hideous. Each clash of sabers was bright, fluid,and fiery, now the VFX is incredibly lazy and just uses tiny Sparks. Lightsabers will never be as good as they were in the Prequels ⚔️💥

[@Billy-rc6ns]

"Its over anakin, I have the semi high ground. You underestimate Disney's lighter saber patch update! Oh, yeah I forgot. So can I just shoot you instead? You have no blaster. This is so stupid obiwan, lets just go. Yeah okay. Battle gone, carry on."

[@Mikewee777]

i recognize that reference.

[@Billy-rc6ns]

Cool

[@Ubermensch9240]

0:45 Disney would NEVER admit that so FAKE.

[@a.j.l.l8453]

If Disney were to make Revenge of the Sith, Obi-Wan would probably have stabbed Anakin in the chest instead of cutting off his limbs, and then Anakin would magically survive. Not to mention that according to Disney's lightsaber logic, they wouldn't cut off his limbs. they'll just bounce

[@Xerothereaper]

The most realistic part is how everything is so dark you can barely see anything.

[@ripperroxx5862]

If Disney made RotS: Obi-Wan: "You were my brother Anakin! I loved you!" Anakin: "And I still love you... That's right, Obi-Wan. I've always loved you. Ever since I first met you..." Obi-Wan (tears of joy in eyes): Do you mean that? Anakin: "Of course I do, come here you silly." *Smooches*

[@1stCallipostle]

Disney would never do that. That would require two white guys being on screen without negative connotation. They can't handle having ONE be competent or likeable as is

[@dehistoriapisciumfish7639]

⁠@@1stCallipostleThere is no lack of white male characters who are good guys and likable in fiction. The opposite. You aren’t as oppressed as you think you are

[@Mortimer_RS]

Disney would never do that tho, having a gay couple being an explicit element of the story that is not able to be easily edited out would mean losing the delicious Chinese and Russian revenue.

[@ulgrineh1]

Nah they would raceswap anakin in to black guy and obiwan in to asian

[@StarmercGaming]

Will Padme ever love me like this?? Thats probably the least of your worries, mate. Well, good Luck! 🤣

[@Lawrence_Talbot]

Lmao pulls out a sword because a metal blade is the only thing to do permanent damage in Disney Canon. Too accurate

[@Moth-pz9vg]

I feel bad for Anakin

[@ventilatorlp9171]

I mean he deserve it he blow up the death star and killed millions of millions. XD

[@princesscadance197]

The dramatic music cutting out abruptly to play the ‘splat’ sound of Anakin landing got me good

[@johnalston290]

This is just Taika Watati's Star Wars "proof of concept video" - it's amazing you got to find this footage :P

[@alexandertkachenko1432]

Still alright considering there is no space witch chanting

[@outlaw6898]

What’s wrong with “space witch chanting”?

[@natsuuu9293]

In all honesty this is even better written than any of the Disney's Star Wars lmao

[@JediDanD]

**Lava rises** Well, at least the wound is cauterized now . . . X3

[@Jericho4lyfe]

Ah, yes. Such a legendary scene.

[@frederickspeller8117]

No way Disney would make something this good.

[@ナイトウィング]

if the MCU made Star Wars

[@PalpatinesPlumber]

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Lightsaber the powerful?

[@strf90105]

I was like "come on it's not that bad", but then I realized this is not the jab at how bad it already got, but how bad it's going to get instead

[@TotallyNotABotRightGuys]

This is honestly pretty wholesome. Disney would not have that vibe.

[@psycake1310]

Anakin reacting to piping hot magma like bathwater which is just a little too warm for him. Love it.

[@MrHangman56]

Anything disney makes now literally feels like a sanitized robot chicken sketch

[@EbenWatson]

*”THaTs nOT h0w ThE FoRCe wORks!”*

[@Feuerklinge7878]

If Disney made Star Wars then Anakin would be a Transgender, Obi Wan would be gay and Padme would be the main character as Stromg and independent woman🙄

[@amogusbad3237]

Cry

[@outlaw6898]

transgender is an adjective my guy, and there’s nothing wrong with trans actors or characters being in shows, neither is there anything wrong with gay actors or characters or strong female leads

[@SamDavis-d3v]

@@outlaw6898 its the way they are written

[@Silvyya]

Disney doesn't even support LGBTQ ppl, they just use it as a pawn sometimes to get more money, then once they get backlash, they go back to their old bad ways. Disney is the problem, not the representation.

[@KatarinaBohtana]

So true dude. If only the sequels weren't woke, they would easily be better than the prequels or the original trilogy 🤡

[@JohnInTheShelter]

At the time Lucas was adamant that "These are KIDS movies!" Weeeeee.

[@ArtByAhri]

it’s so funny that he turns off his disney lightsaber to cut anakin because he knows it won’t do shit 😂

[@JangoFett-501st]

yo nice job loved it all thank you so much for making these vids I appreciate you gabzito

[@Omega_Redstone]

0:18 I just love replaying that part, he just threw his Lightsaber Away and took a random ass sword out of nowhere. Just like in the Sequel Trilogy.

[@jameswebb8274]

Damn, even the lava got nerfed. Went from almost killing Anakin to a mild inconvenience.

[@shmuel6246]

Kenobi pulling out a freaking Messer had me rolling. Lmao😂

[@wbritish]

What they'd do is cut to a random ass scene right after anakin jumps

[@humblehaet]

Thats how we know Obi Wan was the MC all along 0:16

[@Imperyon]

When Taika Waititi directs your movie.

[@blackbankai0354]

Disney wishes they were this high quality.

[@oliversherman2414]

"Ouch" - Anakin Skywalker

[@mr_malvagio]

"Somehow,Padme returned"

[@noname-xk1rd]

Lightsabers gone, carry on

[@meijuta]

I thought he used the greatsword because anakin wouldnt see it as easily lol

[@Cartoonimated-com]

Anakin: ahhhhh..... i'm in so much pain ahhhhhhh.....

[@spookystorytime2774]

Pretty accurate

[@CircHistory]

You forgot the shaky camera

[@jojomj]

I saw the "Half-measure" joke coming as soon as he said it, but the punchline still took me out.

[@eclipsingjelly9572]

I’m waiting for the part Disney compliments Jabba the Hut for whatever reason they can find

[@Trustypatch43]

Not the turn I expected, genius

[@Robert.The.AllKnowing]

_"All right, Sith Gone, Carry on"_

[@jaysay7333]

before anikin jumps, his voice is clearly Ewan McGregor, then suddenly after the chop he goes into full Alec Guinness mode. lol That got me, dunno if it was on purpose or not.

[@BigMike007-p7i]

Relay Obi-wan you just switch a lightsaber to a real sword.

[@tyim5593]

This is the moment when Obi Wan Kenobi became Mike Ehrmantraut

[@alluringming]

Did he just summon the sword out of no where? lol

[@gaelleon5815]

Great animation dude

[@deepaksingh-ku9uf]

This is why i keep saying i wish WB had the disney license look how epic Dune turned out to be and the upcoming show is what star wars currently wishes to be

[@blobymon_dabggest_bird]

I love this scene

[@qazwertyjohn2]

this is comedic gold

[@retroman3960]

Finally, an "If Disney Made Revenge Of The Sith" video with video editting and voice acting that aren't done by AI.

[@Zinovad]

Which unfortunately instantly makes it better than Disney's version would have been, because actual thoughts went into it.

[@prismaticbeetle3194]

diseny: time for a reboot

[@funkyfource893]

I sometimes have the impression that is the Avengers team that would make those movies

[@gwynbleidd968]

Peak Disney story writing

[@shaharbob3167]

Oh I made an animation like this

[@Alizael]

Too good to be Disney

[@Jthallford20]

bruh jar jar binks would be the main character

[@matthewlackey77]

Anakin burned carry on

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Obiwan: **cuts Anakin in half** Obiwan: "Did I do that?" 🤓☝️

[@АдамАпиков]

Swords on spine…Kenobi is Witcher

[@oliver_owl2360]

If James May was Obi-wan

[@KillTheJester]

This is just fantastic

[@gendoruwo6322]

this is not starwars. this is Oblivion.

[@gamerbeast3616]

Damn the slander lol

[@chironeros]

loved ewan in the prequels but you do a better impression of young Alec Guinness than he did

[@thatkindofguy9346]

You underestimate my power of one, my power of two, my power of mmaaaaannnnnyyyyyyyyy🎉

[@Brendan-CoachingStar]

This is good actually 😂

[@Cretaceous158]

The lightsabers in the thumbnail look like the laser sword things from Gundam.

[@healsallwounds]

You underestimate the power of MANYYYYYYY

[@pinoyjona]

Dropping the f bomb, such a Disney thing to do 😂

[@Sajgoniarz]

If Disney made it Anakin wouid convince obiwan to get to the dark side.

[@azetorium3796]

You forgot the insanely shakey camera

[@JaTonda]

Well, that just happened!

[@jinnd319]

To be fair swords have always been a thing in star wars. Gotta be honest I'm curious as to why this sword in particular was so badly recieved

[@aratale2686]

it is dumb to think that Disney will produce one of the most important fights in Star Wars on an Epic volcanic world, but in a boring desert/jungle closed up world

[@AnibalPXCK]

If you get striked, that means that's canon

[@Craig-j2e]

It'd suck like two terms stuck under Keir Starmer are going for us in the UK.

[@cataclysm7256]

I know the thumbnail meant to be flaccid lightsabers, but damn i kinda like that falx-esque lightsaber, wouldn't mind more variations personally...

[@SirsasthNigam.]

Weren't they nerfed with Qui Gonn not surviving his impalement and Darth Maul surviving Bisection

[@jkgaming0565]

ROTS on Disney-

[@FishNuggetsYum]

question… why did ben have a longsword