Man, today's weather was so good :)

Yes, the Government and their 15:23 helpful pandemics

I know I’m many years late, and I’m not sure who will need to read this, or read this at all. But please hear me: Ownership is not romance. There’s a very good reason why the writers did not have Carlos purchase Cecil. Entrapment, in fact, is one of the furthest things from healthy love. Harmless fantasy between consenting parties is one thing, but romanticizing harmful, non-consenting realities is another thing entirely. No matter how good someone’s intentions could possibly be.

Listening with anticipation to the repeating sound of a blender… only Night Vale

ALL HAIL THE MIGHTY GLOW CLOUD

*record scratch* hold on, babysitter?

Me, from the future: Ah I wonder how that whole tour thing is going to work out considering I know what will happen in just the next month after this episode aired.

The birth of glow cloud juniors!!!!

good riddence.

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For the algorithm

Dang she even got the creators

The way lauran speaks reminds me of the master from fallout 1

Oh so creepy!! I love it

I love it when we get weird in the broadcast

I wish to defy Congress

This has gotta be one of my favorite ep so far! I'm listening to this in class and my teacher asked me why I was laughing. How do I say "cause Joseph fink is being "silly" in the intro :P

Rip The Pilot Rip Janet Lubelle you would have loved what mother lauren did in 20 seconds

I drive a 2019 Honda Fit. Huh.... Stop throwing eggs at it!

Mother Lauren? Sorry. Mother Lauren? Sorry.

So we need ThE wOmAn FrOm ItAlY back Emile right now. This is gonna be epic!

“If you’re a PERVERT, there’s always eggs!”

This is so confusing, the past while it has been invisible corn, but now we are back to imaginary corn? Does he grow both?

wtnv 248 spoilers does it ever drive you crazy, just how fast the time changes.... I miss you, kevin, mother lauren...

episode analysis "to ignore our past is to destroy our future" is a very wise saying, but you can't keep holding onto your past and sometimes, you just have to let it go to move forward. cult like riligious vibes of desert bluffs really scare me... i hope that both kevin and mother lauren will have a happy ending, no matter what. they deserve to be free of their guilt, to be sad, angry, upset and all of that. i feel terrible listening to how mental health services are illegal in desert bluffs, that's horrendous??? you can't force happiness and you can't reform anyone through violence and isolation, you will just continue the cycle of abuse... i really love them both 💛 I wish them nothing but the best. they suffered enough. they deserved their peace 🏵️

WTNV 248 SPOILERS OH SO THIS IS HOW THE MOTHER LAUREN CAME TO LIFE OH SHIT THE FORESHADOWING??? IS UNREAL????

KEVIN'S BACK, ALRIGHT!!!! I LOVE HIM SM WELCOME BACK!!! MISSED YOU /GEN desert bluffs my beloveds 💕

"I hate to start out with bad news. So I won’t. I have really bad news. But I think we should keep things positive around here. Instead, let’s focus on some good news." such cool foreshadowing omg

I was listening to Night Vale as a kid, now here I am in New Mexico in a run down 2 bedroom on a dirt road. Strange things have happened in my area recently, my friend recently abandoned his home, I haven't seen any traffic on my road in days. Things of that nature. I wish it was even weirder

Today's weather SLAPS

I'm kind of hoping Kevin saves us.

I love having this apart of my life

I never clicked so fast! 💜

She has girlbossed too close to the sun...

Good good morning Mother Lauren 🎃 A pumpkin because I guess You love Halloween But who doesn't Anyway You'll always be Mother Lauren to mee

sooo excited for this arc! i love lauren and have missed her so much over the years!

!!!this user forgot about mother lauren's existence, pelase spare my mortal audhd soul!!! wow I'm surprisingly early!!! AMAZING THUMBNAILS AHHHH LOVE THEM SMMM can't wait to listen to this new episode!!! hopefully i'll be able to buy wtnv merch this year c: 🌀!!! the magnus archives the spiral spoilers, be warned, tma enjoyers!!! 🌀 this is a very great representation of forced government propaganda and citizen control through the means of social media. truly horrible((( episode review KEVIN??? HELLO??? DESERT BLUFFS HIII LONG TIME NO SEE H O L Y SHIT???? 7ft tall female presenting entity from the desert bluffs??? wow what a beauty- #### HI MOTHER LAUREN 👋 good to hear you too pls don't slaughter us c': may michael shelley protect my silly mortal soul from the end tm the spiral bless ##### ANYWAYS- the tv hole WHAT CENTIPEDES BRO I AM INSECTOPHOBIC 😭 wow really tv has no limit now does it NOT THE MEMORY ISSUES OH NO CECIL PLS STAY SAFE!!! eggs. no idea wth eggs even are. really fake, frfr, agreed. HUH???? YOU SURE???? crazyyyy, didn't know that /hj "if you're a pervert, there's always eggs" #### WHAT ATTACK HUH T H E ENTITY???? WHAT IN THE MAGNUS ARCHIVES??? WAIT ANOTHER ONE?? NO, SHE'S THE SAME, JUST CHANGING CONSTANTLY??? IM SO SCARED SAVE ME THE SPIRAL THE SPIRAL SAVE ME 😱 based, black and white rules, colors suck /j CRYING TREES??? WHAT IS GOING ON HUUUH desert bluffs are so??? HUH???? im so confused??? #### hi... uhm... can we like not start a cult in night vale pretty please???... naur no cults for me no thank no thank youuuuu. i sure am. having a day, that is. #### welcome back, cecil! is hotdog a pizza is a debate we never needed, but truly deserved in those trying under the attack times djndhdbsb mmmm burgbers.... love me some burgers. :P oh no, cecil is our unreliable narrator now oh((( oh no((( WHY IS SHE GROWING BIGGER BRUHHHH WHAT THE HEEELL CAN MOTHER LAUREN NOT???? SHE'S GLIDING???? W H A T IS GOING ON NIGHTVALE??? CECIL OH NO PLEASE DON'T SAY THINGS??? YOU CAN RESIST IT??? OH NO OH NOOOO 🌀 #### hi again, mother lauren! praying for cecil's live and all of the night vale citizens' safety, please spare us, oh the mother of cruelty!!! #### the weather is very based today despite the entity apocalypse it's such a jam!!! *⁠\⁠0⁠/⁠* ### let's return to the nothing, but we know nothing about nothing lmao based /gen THE GREAT RAVELLING AND THE GREAT UNRAVELLING??? LAUREN MALLARD??? THIS IS LITERALLY MICHAEL SHELLEY IN THE BEST WAY POSSIBLE I LOVE HER, I LOVE MICHAEL, WHAT A GREAT NIGHTVALE & TMA COLLAB /J /MEGAPOS /GEN stan mother lauren fr fr i love you, mother lauren!!! goodnight, mother lauren!!! gn nightvale!!! #### AMAZING EPISODE, THANK YOU, LAUREN SHARPE, FOR THIS OLD ENTITY (i forgor) WHICH I WILL WORSHIP FOR SURE 🎉 THANK YOU WTNV TEAM FOR ONE OF THE BESTS EPISODES OF THIS YEAR OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR MOTHER LAUREN 2024 EVEN OUTSIDE OF THE TMA COMPARISON, GENUINELY, MAY THE MOTHER OF CRUELTY SHOW YOU SOME MERCY this made my day ❣️ love you, night vale, love you, desert bluffs, love you, wtnv team 💜💛 see you next week!

Eggs!... I guess.

Um... Joseph, are you okay buddy?

I HAVENT LISTEND BUT LAUREN EPIAOSW KJCNQSKJCNLJQNC

Eyy

Inject the weird stuff directly into my veins

First

Embarking on the journey of listening the entirety of Night Vale by the end of 2024. Wish me luck!

during the "im still in the mud" part, i got an ad that stated by saying like "your word is formaldehyde" "can you use it in a sentence?" and i was like "oh they were in a spelling bee the whole time." didnt realize until it started talking about vapes 😭😭 i was playing something while listening so i thats why i didnt see the ad lol

Omg I love Left at London! Great weather segment here

1:25 Why is no one talking about this??? The mountain goats!?? This is such an epic crossover!!

I clicked this after listening to the most recent episode to see how many views there are. Hearing the first few lines and the iconic music just did something to me

An ad started playing, and I didn't even skip it because I just thought it was the weather 😅

Leave it to Cecil to make a clearance sale billboard sound ominous.