[YTP] p0rn is better than lore

[@eliphas8200]

This video is of course a mindless parody created solely for comedic purposes, there is no intent to either endorse or condemn Tabletop Minions, and rivet counters. I just felt inspited to do some stupid edit real quick

[@Keitaro13]

This was Gold I couldn´t stop laughing It´s been a while since I last seen a KZbin poop xD

[@xzenitramx666]

That's why your lore most have porn. Mass effect.

[@Dany94256]

"Report to the ship as soon as possible. We'll bang, OK?"

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

Baldur's Gate 3 is giving both the authentic-tabletop-enjoyer side of me, and the I-can't-wait-to-meme-and-shitpost-this side of me so much great hope for the future.

[@xzenitramx666]

@@attemptedunkindness3632 i must play it.

[@nobleman9393]

Ass Effect

[@NeinBreaker]

"Sister, dost thou want to partake of my gene seed?"

[@t4washere384]

Eh, needs more Robotink.

[@Saidan79]

Eliphas, you'll always be in my heart the foremost expert on Whoregaming, so thanks for his great summary of what TM was trying to say in this particular video. My tabletop skills have increased immensely, so thanks a lot!

[@JCPoetryCourner]

*Ian Watson noises intensify*

[@Morec0]

Sewer goblin extrordinaire!

[@nobleman9393]

Oh right! he wrote that Genestealer sex scene.

[@burhanbudak6041]

Gussy

[@KingLich451]

​@@burhanbudak6041*NNOOOOOO*

[@TJK10]

“When everything is canon, nothing will be.” -Whoregamer Syndrome

[@powercore2000]

I learned about so much lore today, like ultramarines cannon blue penises.

[@АнтонВолков-д7л]

Ah, I see. The Tzeentch-Slaanesh collaboration is looking *veeery* promising.

[@grendelbacani445]

Whorehammer 40k

[@sirshotty7689]

I’m glad EC players are getting more representation on the wargaming scene. I feel there needs to be more tentacles and Biel-Tan babes on the tabletops too.

[@Mediados]

Behold, the Slaaneshi cultist.

[@rustkarl]

Are… are you ok? You didn’t visit auntie Slaanesh’s special dungeon again did you?

[@honda6353]

Havent watched this guy since he stopped talking about chum, and whaling

[@honda6353]

@@a.m.2066 I like this new content

[@hubertino855]

I would like to have both combined... Intricate lore and xenos bo0ba... Perfection...

[@malakimphoros2164]

​@@a.m.2066Best you can get are scandily clad orks and underhive gangsters

[@nobleman9393]

@@a.m.2066 "The white thirst" HAHAHAHAHA!

[@nobleman9393]

@@a.m.2066 The Black carapace probably would make shirtless Space Marines not pleasant to look at, but the Custodes should be fine.

[@thaddeuspowell8438]

HERESY, HERESY EVERYWHERE!

[@VaSoapman]

Tabletop Minions has been real quiet...

[@mattmark94]

that would be a good thing if it was true

[@Erebus_the_trustworthy]

Eliphas is truly the autistic unicorn of the warhammer community. Love you man.

[@JCPoetryCourner]

I havent laughed this hard in ages

[@JustAnOldStone]

THEY GAVE HIM TOO MUCH POWER

[@TerrorBlades]

Ahhhhh the weight of years seam to fade away as I hear and see YTP

[@cnlbenmc]

wasn't expecting this from Eliphas...

[@RainbowGod666]

Well this explains slaneesh crashing at my place and puking super warp rainbows from the confusion *_you made the orb of drugs and sex puke from SäS_*

[@smokestriker1258]

Never thought I'd see you make a YTP.

[@EggheadsGuide]

No lies spoken.

[@Garrot]

yeah

[@nobleman9393]

Before watching this video I thought that those long sex scenes in the Dark Imperium books were unnecessary, but now I think that there wasn't enough of them.

[@sokite323]

Reminds me a lot of dinoflask's Jeff Kaplan mashups, excellent genre of content.

[@WeDieStanding948]

I mean... He has a point.

[@Snakedude4life]

“All lore is B A S E D.” - Abraham Lincoln, 1967 🎩 🐍 no step on Snek! 🇺🇸🇭🇰

[@thebohemian814]

SO THAT IS WHY VEZMA IS SO POPULAR

[@cooleradam4324]

Truly the best thing to happen to the Thousand Sons since the Rubric

[@funbro99]

He finally returns

[@Redacted69]

Another masterpiece thank you

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

I would like to say "I turned my back on Games Workshop with 10th Edition" but I have already been fucked so hard for 3 out of 3 of my armies over the past 3 editions that I have learned "Third times the charm, don't turn your cheeks to Games Workshop least ye want them split." So instead I am turning sideways to Games Workshop-- "I still support everything GW does so long as they understand I will now exclusively 3D Print on my end."

[@mattmark94]

good for you but nobody asked

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

@@mattmark94 **Pats head** But they're agreeing son. They're agreeing.

[@_mrzlota_]

I absolutely agree with this.

[@Hybris51129]

There is a grain of truth to this joke actually. A setting that has been sanitized too much of basic things that human beings would be interested in like sex will always feel empty and incomplete. A good writer will factor this in to make for a more relatable and lived in universe.

[@Velventian]

Way better than all that ai gen bullshit.

[@slapman7646]

Damn made me laugh, funny stuff mate.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

I'm so pleased that YT doesn't automatically obliterate your account for posting "Whoregaming"

[@magimon91834]

The best thing to have come out of that video

[@mattmark94]

I can't stand that guy

[@lordtomlluckrahthegreat9014]

"Headcannon". Niiiiice

[@AntiKira20]

In this universe, this is canon.

[@BonzoDrummer]

I mean . . . we've known this.

[@nailboard6492]

worth it

[@nowhereman6019]

Quality content.

[@michimatsch5862]

Amazing. Simply amazing.

[@Piterdeveirs333]

Benis

[@owlsayssouth]

Fantastic.

[@Tiberium10332]

I'd like to hear his opinion of xenos LUL

[@bliblivion]

even like this i understand his original point and was infuriated by it.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

@@whydidiwatchthis5174 You're not supposed to ask questions. Just imagine a reason and then get very mad at the imaginary person you've created in your mind.

[@bliblivion]

@@whydidiwatchthis5174 what is canon and the lore is of utmost importence to create the suspention of diesbelieve. A retcon or a brake of character means a brake of in universe continuity and coherence. It brake the Imersion, why care about a setting if nothing matters and everything can be changed up? the in head canon can be brought up for fun, this is why the home made chapters or faction are here. The reste must remain coherent. Lazy hautors found the excuse of "all we are writing are made up history that could have happen or could have not happen" Only because they didn't want to read what their predecessors had written. It is despicable and unprofetional. Expending the lore on new things i have nothing agianst as long at it can be integrated logically within the univere pre-existing rules. But changing established facts and characters makes no sence (in 40k they have 10 000 of lore to explore why modify already established events) 40k has been successful for so many years because it remain stable. The more you push forward new narratives and switch established lore the more you will corner yourself the way that DC or Marvel does, ending with an end time event or a rebout of the franchise to clear up the mess.

[@someguynamedtycho846]

brilliant

[@thdotaku]

who are the characters on his shirt?

[@JudasCrusader]

How did you get him to star on your channel?

[@silentsorrowbane]

wha-

[@auugh43546]

PORNOGRAPHY

[@themechbuilder6171]

lmao

[@ErikWarhammer]

Why did you do this? Why did you inflict this upon the world?

[@marcelbyrd7745]

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