Grandpapa Nurgle Cares not about the thiccness, So long as you’re down with the sickness.
@rustkarl3 жыл бұрын
Whoever came up with that is just... Disturbed.
@hardy25663 жыл бұрын
my God the perfect of this line,it....it is......beautiful
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Let me get my radio and play the tune real quick.
@Snakedude4life3 жыл бұрын
KORNE does not care about lore. He wants bodies to hit the floor.
@Freekymoho3 жыл бұрын
@@TheKing-qz9wd COME ON COME ON
@FuckYou94583 жыл бұрын
Describe Warhammer 40k to someone who's never heard of it before: "UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!!"
@vsGoliath963 жыл бұрын
Never before has the entire franchise been summed up with such precision and conciseness.
@1krani3 жыл бұрын
Poppycock! That violence was QUITE necessary!
@dimitriwarchief3013 жыл бұрын
non fans: hmmm hmmm this seems good
@peterrasmussen3943 жыл бұрын
“Unnecessary Violence” perfectly describes: The War in Heaven The Cybernetic Revolt The Age of Strife The Great Crusade The Horus Heresy The Age of Apostasy Every Black Crusade The Tyranids and Orks, just in general And last but not least, Khorne.
@victorselve83493 жыл бұрын
@@1krani if it worked it wasn't unnecessary ^^
@ChaplainPhantasm3 жыл бұрын
The Sororitas that said "Adopt me, please!" Was the cutest thing a Sister of Battle could say
@Shockerpitzwei5 ай бұрын
She earns for family.
@Detahramet3 жыл бұрын
"Does the bubonic nerd wish for the lights to be dimmed?" Yep, she's the chosen of the Emperor.
@slacknhash3 жыл бұрын
That Canoness has some seriously advanced hairdressing servitors!
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@asteriskmeklord85693 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Desist
@andytorres60523 жыл бұрын
Ferrus Manus *PUNCH* the real Ferrus Manus would say otherwise
@ieuanhunt5523 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Silence Brainghost Ferrus. You are not friend.
@ThatGuyUpThere3 жыл бұрын
Of course she does being a canones and not having a fabulous hairdo is heresy
@aname8483 жыл бұрын
"Make yourself at home" is honestly the most nurgle way of saying "Let's conquer this world"
@jacthing13 жыл бұрын
Pretty much.
@hiti67533 жыл бұрын
He loves his daddy.
@edim1083 жыл бұрын
You got to admit, Nurgle does genuinely care for and loves his followers.
@Concerned_Custodian3 жыл бұрын
@Samar3n That doesn't disprove that he cares for and loves his followers.
@mattmark943 жыл бұрын
@Edim I don't buy Chaos BS.
@MatthewChenault3 жыл бұрын
“Are you the gender bent Sanguinius from my fanfic?” Probably the most disturbing question to ask a Saint.
@superspies322 жыл бұрын
She will be put into Penitent Engine immediately when Inquisitor comes to investigate about the incident.
@guyver441 Жыл бұрын
I mean...her hair is black not GLORIOUS golden blonde so obviously not!
@lucidlullaby894 Жыл бұрын
“Genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic” Sanguinius in the afterlife just starts screaming and doesn’t know why
@kacecrimson8297 Жыл бұрын
Fujoshis in the Sororitas !? I can hear faint whip crackings
@vava7858 Жыл бұрын
I smell a little SNIFF....... HERESY!! is what I thought that some marines would not say 😂
@aceu.c.veteran51673 жыл бұрын
Battle sister:How could he shrug off so much damage?! Machanicus priest:HIS PHAT ASS took all of it!
@randomcenturion72643 жыл бұрын
"GAZE UPON THIS!" Necron Lord: "The Primitives are stealing our lines! Awaken the Immortals!
@guxtse3 жыл бұрын
My lord, don't you mean the desyroyers?
@randomcenturion72643 жыл бұрын
@@guxtse Them too. Just...don't contact those Flayer weirdos yet.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@humbleguardsman55783 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 FERRUS SHUT THE FUCK UP
@superanimeniac3 жыл бұрын
Awaken? AYAY YAY YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@PerfectChaos1233 жыл бұрын
"My THICKNESS is irrelevant."
@firesnake24753 жыл бұрын
HERESY!!! Thickness is always relevant!
@philiproe16613 жыл бұрын
Thiccness
@kevincastillomorales48583 жыл бұрын
BY THE EMPEROR, HE IS THICC
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@iconicusensign96243 жыл бұрын
Your PHAT ASS took all of it!
@thetribunaloftheimaginatio52473 жыл бұрын
I love that Celestine has Big Mom Energy. That is TOTALLY my headcanon.
@Irmarinen3 жыл бұрын
Big MOMMY Energy, YES!
@ericthered2963 Жыл бұрын
She sounds so much like Bayonetta to me. And I *LOVE* it!
@thetribunaloftheimaginatio5247 Жыл бұрын
@@ericthered2963 I didn't make that connection. LOVE IT!
@churchA.I Жыл бұрын
Huge mommy milkers
@inthemiddleofsomecalibrations7 ай бұрын
@@churchA.IExactly!
@williamedward16663 жыл бұрын
Canon art usually depicts Celestine with longer hair, but god DAMN she is cute with a bob cut.
@firockfinion33263 жыл бұрын
Remember Chaos cultists, Saint Celestine isn't mad at you. She's just disappointed.
@yt_krg3 жыл бұрын
that makes it worse
@doomguy45223 жыл бұрын
Somehow, that is scarier.
@goingblargh3 ай бұрын
And she wants you to think about what you’ve done and for it to _hurt._ *_A lot._*
@rustkarl3 жыл бұрын
“Bubonic implies something very specific, you cannot just use it as a synonym for diseased.” Why does this make me laugh?
@wiccanthropy19563 жыл бұрын
Because that was so nerdy magnus the red called him out
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@wiccanthropy19563 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 thanks ghost manus
@rustkarl3 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut your dumb ghost face, you are not friend.
@nero55703 жыл бұрын
I would imagine you found it funny
@adamskashalashaska51992 жыл бұрын
Considering how wholesome Ku'Gath's origin is it makes sense that he doesn't want a very "toxic" work environment
@zephyrstrife46683 жыл бұрын
My favorite quote: "Uneccesary Violence Triumphs Again!" describes the 40k universe so... succinctly.
@thejuiceking2219 Жыл бұрын
in the grim dark of the 40th millennium, all violence is necessary violence
@BananaChicken214 ай бұрын
The second best quote to describe it would be the Penitent Engine’s *[END THIS LIFE OF PAAAAAIN!!]*
@PhoenixFlame3213 жыл бұрын
All things considered, Celestine was incredibly nice and merciful with that nurglite heretic. Not only she gave him a VERY quick death, she also talked him into expressing regret for worshiping chaos BEFORE doing the murder, likely denying Nurgle's claim for that soul.
@thebighurt24953 жыл бұрын
I hadn't thought of that. Good point.
@SilverHairedFreak253 жыл бұрын
Guess that's why she's a Saint.
@sanguiniusse4343 жыл бұрын
Also provided him with what was probably the only compassion he had ever felt.
@yeenbaby28913 жыл бұрын
@@sanguiniusse434 which allowed him to be redeemed and allowed into the heavenly afterlife of the imperium protected by terra itself
@saeniso98583 жыл бұрын
Murder....... it's called purging you uncultured heretic
@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын
I love how Celestine and the Canoness are the only things remotely resembling "normal" in this entire film. Maybe that's why Celestine is a saint?
@bossviper28333 жыл бұрын
Film?
@konradklukowski10093 жыл бұрын
This moment is basically WarHammer 40k community in a nutshell
@antoniosanchez-qd4cg2 жыл бұрын
What is the ost that sound from the min 0:05 to min 1:50.
@richardtheerune28912 жыл бұрын
Every canoness that is "normal" gets to be a saint is my take on canon.
@NA-AN2 жыл бұрын
@@antoniosanchez-qd4cg check description.
@TySavage13 жыл бұрын
"Fear my sickness, not my thickness" -Ku'Gath, probably
@richardpaxford57923 жыл бұрын
"Not until he apologises." In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only Angry Mary Poppins...
@StephanieSwanQuills3 жыл бұрын
Celestine is wife for life. And being able to fanatically fangirl scream into a mic about her was waaaaayyyy too much fun!
@trygveplaustrum46343 жыл бұрын
The voice acting was practically perfect for all the characters. Thank you for gracing our world with your presence, Sister!
@noman84123 жыл бұрын
It was wonderful! Waifu for lifu indeed! Her and Sanguinius are just too fabulous for all of us!
@ThatSpecificIndividual3 жыл бұрын
That smug smile is just, the best.
@JeanLucCaptain3 жыл бұрын
Saint Celestine is a Firm but Merciful Mother!
@randomultramarine4463 жыл бұрын
You dare utter such heresy
@iainhansen10473 жыл бұрын
“Are you the genderbent sanguinous from my fanfic?” These are the questions that need to be answered
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@dinodude69923 жыл бұрын
No they aren't!
@iconicusensign96243 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut up you dumb flying ghost face
@andytorres60523 жыл бұрын
Hans get the bolt gun
@weldonwin3 жыл бұрын
She's Precious Perfect Hawk-Girl?
@toybot993 жыл бұрын
I love how the Sister Superior is just so done with everything.
@dilophosaurussk43333 жыл бұрын
Mom Celestine is best Celestine. I dont even mean that in a weird way, shes so wholesome, i love it.
@neilnightblade3 жыл бұрын
So we have Daddy Kitten and Mommy Celestine. Remember kids, a caring parental figure is the strongest defense against chaos!
@SupremeMetalOverlord3 жыл бұрын
Could you even imagine if those two became an item...
@midcadet3 жыл бұрын
@@SupremeMetalOverlord My head canon is that Magnus and Ephrael Stern will hit it off in the Black Library in a Dual-Tsundere way.
@laviolenceabsolue58113 жыл бұрын
Considering the history of the emperor and the primarchs...
@RangerTheCEOofsx3 жыл бұрын
sega616 I thought Kitten preferred his women blue?
@alexandrejose83623 жыл бұрын
@@midcadet Nah, Ephrael already has that Harlequin boy toy. Our nerd keeps single, unless Karstodes can do something about it.
@enricopaolocoronado25113 жыл бұрын
I like how the Plaguefather talks like a health inspector although instead of inspecting health, he's inspect how to infect this world. I also like how Celestine talks to that cultist like a disappointed mother.
@enricopaolocoronado25113 жыл бұрын
@Cloier Neirmr Wait, can't one torture a Nurglite cultist through soap?
@alexandrejose83623 жыл бұрын
She is best girl for a reason. It is canon that she cried when Guilliman resurrected not because he is a demigod but because he can make the Imperium a better place. And a tsundere chimps out and she simply waits until she calms down.
@hisnotsolonely29613 жыл бұрын
Kurgath is like that he is very much into the creation of plagues
@argylehenricksson49873 жыл бұрын
She actually did the (former) Nurglite cultist a favor. The diseases and rot plaguing his body are incurable, and without Nurgle's blessing, he will suddenly feel and suffer from every one of them, rather than be able to survive and ignore their taint. His death was far more merciful. Plus, by getting him to repent then purging all Nurglite bits and gubbins from his flesh and soul via holy fire, she basically gave him a one-way ticket to the Imperial Afterlife/Astronomicon Afterlife, which is heaven compared to the Chaos afterlife. So good on her.
@jacthing13 жыл бұрын
@@enricopaolocoronado2511 well they probably don't like it at least...case in point karamazov throwing alot of soap at a greater demon as a prank
@guyofminimalimportance73 жыл бұрын
5:55 the entire Imperium of Man in a nutshell.
@hydraman2463 жыл бұрын
It is Sanguinius!
@stevengreen95363 жыл бұрын
Sister of Battle:Should he not be tortured and executed for summoning a demon on a temple world? Saint Celestine:Not until he apologizes. Nurgle Cultist:What did you say was gonna happen to me after i apologized!?
@BryanMinami3 жыл бұрын
This video had genre Milf, angel, nun, and Ugly Bastard, Yuri Look like Hentai in nutshell
@nicedaemonette3 жыл бұрын
And the ugly bastards got purge in flame, PRAISE BE THE MILF ANGEL NUN YURI!!!
@alphariusfuze80893 жыл бұрын
O h. N o
@ThePumpkinRot3 жыл бұрын
Snuff
@yeetyateyote55703 жыл бұрын
> milf angel nun yuri Sir we must report this to the Order Basedicus
@bonogiamboni48303 жыл бұрын
I sense slaanesh infestastion in this thread.
@dsagent3 жыл бұрын
Black hair, pale skin, and Black Lipstick on a woman is something really special.
@Audiotrocious3 жыл бұрын
dsagent BTGG 👌🖤
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Black lipstick is weird.
@Bruva_Ayamhyt3 жыл бұрын
White hair, brown skin, and black lipstick are also a winning combination. The canoness can get it.
@spartanofrome59453 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Quiet Skost of Ferrus. You are Not Friend
@devinsgueglia64783 жыл бұрын
The fanfic girl was a hysterical addition, if you know who she really is
A Daemon who's all about toxicity complaining about a toxic work environment. I am dead XD
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@nicolasgodines11293 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut tf up. You happy now?
@hisnotsolonely29613 жыл бұрын
You will be amazed how kurgath is around other nurgle worshipers
@dekaw91383 жыл бұрын
I mean nurgle is one of the least toxic people in 40k, socially
@CrazyDutchguys3 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 shut your NOT face ghostman ferrus, you are not friend
@greyhunter32713 жыл бұрын
Don't know why. But the idea of a sister of battle still being shy and adorable "Eep sorry ma'am! Open fire! Burn the Demons!" So wholesome yet terrifying.
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
Look,they are pure,some of the sororitas aren't THAT pure,you dont know the stuff that i did see in the 32th milenia
@magosexploratoradeon64093 жыл бұрын
@@perturabo149 Lord Primarch... Considering they're latent pyromania that even rivaled your sons I wouldn't be surprised.
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
@@magosexploratoradeon6409 i agree about that
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
How is it wholesome?
@inquisitorwalmarius66502 жыл бұрын
@@jeffthemercenary because it is cute how she acted. if you ask me to explain that then i give up, as i just got that feeling by watching it.
@raspherion3 жыл бұрын
Lol Celestine likes the ultimate-British-supernatural-Nanny of Warhammer 40K!
@lordhamster94523 жыл бұрын
Living saint: says holy chants Sisters of battle: become nuts Living saint says: STAP! The whole planet: would probably explode from the noise.
@AbadonXXX3 жыл бұрын
Cain: we have found another Calgar: yes, we head to cadia and seek out celestine our fellow mood kindred
@philiproe16613 жыл бұрын
Oh come now she is NOT a piece of shit.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
*MOOD KINDRED* *eternal weeping intensifies
@warriortango3 жыл бұрын
Well sorta, she is afraid of praise because while she did do the job it is EXCESSIVE they both hate the praise cause they have no idea how they did it and circumstance JUST WON'T STOP LINING UP.
@philiproe16613 жыл бұрын
@@warriortango Now I want to see the three of them group hug.
@warriortango3 жыл бұрын
@@philiproe1661 I can agree to such, those bois need some comfort.
@Le-cp9tr3 жыл бұрын
Great Unclean One: * Exists * Saint Celestine: “You fool! You’ve activated my 『S T A N D!』『ELECTRIC LIGHTS ORCHESTRA !』
@usokitsuki3 жыл бұрын
You, good sir, are getting the medal of cleverness
@benjaminstorace66993 жыл бұрын
noice
@ericboutet53153 жыл бұрын
@Nothing In Particular Stands are named after rock bands, Electric lights orchestra is a band
@aaronrichardsoong41103 жыл бұрын
You were expecting a warhammer meme but it was I, DIO!
@tiggerbane43253 жыл бұрын
@Nothing In Particular Fool of course you can use electric lights in a orchestra... I mean how else are people going to see who is playing the solo!
@arjyabirhazra11352 жыл бұрын
"Are you the genderbent Sanguinius from my fanfic??" the girl who said this looked awfully like flick_the_thief's avatar
@BlackHat-qf2bc11 ай бұрын
Shit, yeah
@NUTDOM3 жыл бұрын
Walking into this community is like walking into a convention hall in the back room of a supermarket
@noradrenalin80623 жыл бұрын
The Emperor says: Salvation through Annihilation But Slaanesh says: Resurrection by Erection.
@mpcrauzer3 жыл бұрын
Powerwolf?
@AAhmou3 жыл бұрын
Nurgle: Conversion through asphyxiation.
@noradrenalin80623 жыл бұрын
@@mpcrauzer Damn straight
@michimatsch58623 жыл бұрын
More like:" Coleus Dominus, bitch!"
@dionwoollaston57173 жыл бұрын
Nor Adrenalin khorn: death by killing
@locomastero3 жыл бұрын
*"UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!!"*
@Nerdnumberone3 жыл бұрын
HERESY! That violence was completely necessary. If anything, she was unnecessarily merciful to that worshipper of Chaos!
@noman84123 жыл бұрын
@@Nerdnumberone Pretty sure she was getting him to repent to deny his soul to Nurgle.
@vit9683 жыл бұрын
*Just think of what the galaxy would be like if every race just settled things peacefully.*
@Jamie_Dodger973 жыл бұрын
@@vit968 It's not called 'Peacehammer'.... Great band name tho.
@youtubewatcher67193 жыл бұрын
That was the best line for me
@josephmoffatt46963 жыл бұрын
A good thing Celestine got out when she did. They were seconds away from swarming her and pulling out her hair and clothing.
@icecream14543 жыл бұрын
Ku'Gath: *professionals have standards*
@jacobsharpe82193 жыл бұрын
“ are u the genderbent sanguinuios from my fanfic” the horror in those words the HORROR
@nicedaemonette3 жыл бұрын
...I don't get it...
@jacobsharpe82193 жыл бұрын
@@nicedaemonette the thirsty sister of battle made a fanfic of a female version of sanguineous which is the horror
@datkhornedog8993 жыл бұрын
@@jacobsharpe8219 It is also something a Slaaneshi cultist will write just to spite the Emperor.
@viraltang3 жыл бұрын
I mean it's not untrue.....
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
Sangunius in the materium : wait you werent suppose to do that
@BurstfireFAMAS3 жыл бұрын
Tanned Canoness is making me feel things
@mpcrauzer3 жыл бұрын
Not only you budy
@jordanmiles22523 жыл бұрын
My tendons tug with delight
@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla20913 жыл бұрын
*MY ASS CHEEKS ARE IN TREMORS*
@GrenzRell3 жыл бұрын
* Slaanesh likes that *
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Her voice sounds familar. Like the one from 40K theories. The appearence? Wrong shade of brown. She makes me think about chicken but she is not an order of breasts and thighs I can eat. And that is actual eating, in case you want to twist what I said. Twist this and you'll be on a special list for making a stew.
@PRIMUSxPRIME2 жыл бұрын
"May i perform a vivisection" I literally yelled "Bitch!! Boundaries pls" 😂🤣
@Dr_Robodaz3 жыл бұрын
3:30 The moment Celestine began channeling Leman Russ (or at least revealed her addiction to bleach cocktails).
@Koppu1doragon3 жыл бұрын
And the Imperium wonders why the Saints don't hang out with them.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@elijahnajera54253 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Shut up ghost face Manus, you are no friend.
@yousrieasanday33443 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 I know
@LordofSadFac3 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 shut up skost
@jacob86333 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Thank you Ferrus.
@Audiotrocious3 жыл бұрын
I still laugh at the SoB having artillery organs
@MarieAvora3 жыл бұрын
hey, so do Tyranids!
@Audiotrocious3 жыл бұрын
Mantas Žygus I see what you did there 😜
@aspitefulrose70013 жыл бұрын
God damnit... more jokes come out of this grimdark universe than Hollywood comedy could ever dream of. Tzeentch wins again.
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
@@MarieAvora only Ty is literally Organ
@timothywillox85643 жыл бұрын
@@aspitefulrose7001 just as planned
@S0renz3 жыл бұрын
Celestine: *disappears* Random Sororitas: Aw! I wanted to hug her!
@SarynPrime3 жыл бұрын
Canoness: That monster! How can he shrug off so much damage?! That one guy: His *PHAT ASS* took all of it me: well, your not wrong *chuckles a bit*
@rogaldorn94573 жыл бұрын
NGL that canoness was pretty cute 10/10 would purge heretics with
@nicedaemonette3 жыл бұрын
Would be purged by.
@lolmeme69_3 жыл бұрын
I second that.
@bearzercher3 жыл бұрын
Do I sense herecy, brother?
@unitedstatesofamerica49873 жыл бұрын
@@bearzercher Some could say the opposite. Sororitas Waifu is the most loyal You can be
@Legitpenguins993 жыл бұрын
PURGE ME CANNONESS IVE BEEN A BAD LITTLE HERETIC
@FirstLast-cg2nk3 жыл бұрын
Nurgle Follower: "But toxic... good?" Plague Father: "No, no, toxic is defined as poisonous, causing or capable of causing death or illness if taken into the body. It does not cause the proliferation of life, it only harms existing life. Grandfather Nurgle deals in diseases, not in poisons, toxins, or pollution. Why is it so hard for you mortals to wrap your heads around that?"
@hydraman2463 жыл бұрын
First Last Nurgle is Love, Nurgle is Life!
@FirstLast-cg2nk3 жыл бұрын
@@hydraman246 It's ironic that you can say that both of those statements are perfectly accurate, and Nurgle is still evil to the core.
@kasadeya37543 жыл бұрын
First Last nurgle..is far from evil. He is by his very nature amoral. He is Life. So long as things live he lives. He is the eldest and most primal chaos god, becuse he is every living thing. He is nearly incapable of evil becuse he predates its conception haveing been born at the moment life came to be. The first microbe in existence is nurgle. He predated even death. Though it did follow soon after, Their must be chaos before order after all.. Nurgle is not evil. Becuse evil is irrelevant for things desire to live. He’s incapable of it. As is Khorne. Only Tzentch and Slaanesh are capable of evil, And only Slaanesh meets the description haveing been born from vice, excess and depravtiyy itself. -:- His worshipers on the other hand? Are plenty evil. Like worshiping the incarnated conception of life does not make them exempt from morals. But life? Literally all desire to continue living made manifest. So long as one being still lives will live? Yeah. Can’t really attribute evil to nurgle. He just doesn’t understand you have any more value then a microbe. Becuse..objectively you don’t. You just get to think you do.
@FirstLast-cg2nk3 жыл бұрын
@@kasadeya3754 I argue otherwise. Nature doesn't want to force you to join it. It has not plans or desires, it doesn't intentionally do things. It doesn't torture you so it can make you bend to its will. Nature simply is.
@kasadeya37543 жыл бұрын
First Last he is not nature, that’s a eldar thing a conception we give. It’s in his domains. He is again all life.. including the rampant unchecked kind.. certinally viruses try to force you to join them, they torture and forciably co opt cells, as do dolphins and cats, it’s far to say nature and it’s beasts don’t torture, intimidate or lack in cruelty. And invasive species oh my isn’t that a doozy. Not again their is anything evil about that. Evil is a us thing. It’s a thing we believe in and project onto others. Nurgle is everything life is, and that includes..Rampant, unchecked, brutlistic, unwilling to compromise, and cruel. None of those things are evil. They just are. Well, their evil to us more accurately except when we do them to other things. Eh, in summary evil is a order thing. It’s an attempt to force and order good and evil unto something unorderly nature and it’s tendency to be brutally unfair. Nurgle has desired and it’s the desire of life as a collective, expand, encompass, devour. What every species has always tried to do, from the smallest ants, viral prions, plants even.
@knightinpijamas31663 жыл бұрын
goodbye TTS, you will be missed...
@Kemot3003 жыл бұрын
Saint Celestine: " I fear no Greater Demons of Chaos! But this... (6:22 - 7:13) .. this is scary.
@micah49933 жыл бұрын
It’s nice to see Celestine be a complete and utter badass in the tts verse.
@GodwynDi3 жыл бұрын
She is on the tabletop also. Or was. Haven't gotten to play this edition yet, damn coof.
@gustavoritter73212 жыл бұрын
She appears in episode 26
@worldeater24143 жыл бұрын
This was actually really wholesome and cute for the Sisters of Battle. Wonder what they think of Magnus in the throneroom
@ragnerschwarzmane34123 жыл бұрын
World Eater in one sound: „REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!“
@worldeater24143 жыл бұрын
@@ragnerschwarzmane3412 That make space wolves lap dogs? Certainly are fond of taking orders from anyone
@bloodfang98203 жыл бұрын
"Magnus in the WHAT"
@KiwiSpartan013 жыл бұрын
@@bloodfang9820 do you follow tts?
@KingofAwesomness143 жыл бұрын
@@bloodfang9820 you forgot the "!?" there, fixed it.
@mixinganimegifswithanythin33 жыл бұрын
That all girls catholic school yuri manga vibes mixed with the "unnecessary violence" was all that I need. You make my month.
@Armoredunit3 жыл бұрын
"Totally worth the nerve optic damage" Me at full brightness:Ya got that right
@goliath11793 жыл бұрын
Saint Celestine isn’t mad at you, she’s just disappointed. These nine dislikes are from Chaos worshippers. They shall be purged.
@powercore20003 жыл бұрын
Now its 12 bullied nurglites that weren't like in Schola Progenium.
@goliath11793 жыл бұрын
powercore2000 Then they shall be cut down and thrown into the abyss, to mewl with the rest of humanities foes.
@lukelblitz36273 жыл бұрын
Can she purge me too
@angus577203 жыл бұрын
*EXCITEDLY LOADS BOLTER AND REVS CHAIN SWORD* Did someone say PURGE?!
@goliath11793 жыл бұрын
Ryan McCallum Make them repent
@yecnay253 жыл бұрын
Tanned Canonness should be Grand Abbess with that level of common sense.
@lukestorm48663 жыл бұрын
I have a feeling her promotion to that level will happen soon.
@lordlucius13413 жыл бұрын
@@lukestorm4866 emperor: have the ultra Smurfs bring her to me and I will grant her the rank of holy cannoness of Terra, so that when I say “by Terras tits” everyone knows which Terra tits I speak of, because welding those skulls on there gets you bonus emperor points.
@Hopefighter3 жыл бұрын
even the demons of Nurgle cannot tolerate a toxic work-place environment. Be kind to your coworkers. This message has been brought to you by Papa Nurgle
@mrmc1013 жыл бұрын
plot twist, its fathers day and the cultist wanted to give the plague father a present
@Bigbabki3 жыл бұрын
Saint Celestine not dying during one of her apparition is a rare sight I think
@codyraugh65993 жыл бұрын
With how GW over uses her for the Worf Effect yeah.
@MrIronWar3 жыл бұрын
Emperor bless us with more dark skin white hair black lipstick sororitas.
@thomastakesatollforthedark22313 жыл бұрын
The best kind
@Goldfish42423 жыл бұрын
I do believe I now know how to paint my canoness.
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
Dark skin ?,white hair ?, It ins't the opposite Oh forget,i was thinking it was celestine for a moment,but don't worry they might have alot more like here
@crawlingboy3 жыл бұрын
My Emperor bless us with Gyaru Soroitas
@davidgruzin82693 жыл бұрын
Well In DoW I paint sisters of battle with a lots of purple. They look very attractive. I call them Slaanesh's Daughters.
@banzeyegaming22343 жыл бұрын
St. Celestine: *Breathes* Sisters of Battle in 10 mile radius: *”INFECT ME MOMMY!!!”*
@zachm92023 жыл бұрын
Mommy Celestine is dealing with the Nurgle Cultist child while Plague-father Ku'gath is just going to the store for some sandpaper cigarettes... For a couple milennia
@Mravatarmech3 жыл бұрын
1:18 the most knowledgeable missionary in the imperium
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
That is relatable
@grimsurvivor23943 жыл бұрын
he went down a legend!
@Order-si7nd3 жыл бұрын
His phat ass That was amazing
@Lozzer703 жыл бұрын
*Same situation with Black Templars.* Celestine: "Stay firm, Warriors of Sigismund! Until we meet again." *Nodding and righteous acclamations as Celestine leaves.* Castellan: "Though I have no sex drive, that righteous smiting was quite alluring". Marshal: *Dorn Voice* "Yeeeeees."
@Audiotrocious3 жыл бұрын
Lawrence Weston unnecessary violence wins again
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Me in the Templars: "Pretty sure that was a warpspawn. Aren't we supposed to shoot it?"
@nonya13663 жыл бұрын
@@TheKing-qz9wd "And not engage in GLORIOUS MELEE IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR? Who was your knight as you were a squire, a ultramarine?"
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@@nonya1366 *"You DARE make light of me?"* *destroys boltor and grabs thunder hammer
@nonya13663 жыл бұрын
@@TheKing-qz9wd "You would threaten a brother for pointing out your own Cowardice from shying away from battle? What's next, you'll try and cow me like you would a Mortal? Perhaps you've look to your own sins before attempting to make new ones."
@oscarlove43943 жыл бұрын
2:56 that smirk does things to me, i want her to bully me.
@the36lessons112 жыл бұрын
05:44 the scream is hilarious 🤣
@NeinBreaker3 жыл бұрын
And on that day, the entire sisterhood was subjected to the Repentia treatment by order of the Canoness.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@NeinBreaker3 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 Hey, Vulcan? Your personal ghost is on the loose.
@sapphiredawn43213 жыл бұрын
@@NeinBreaker shost skhost idk the dammn skull ghost is loose
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
@@NeinBreaker fuck
@schrodingerskatze64873 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator Basically, its wrapping you in some red cloth pieces, thight corsets and a lot of chains, pin some purity seals into your flesh for good measure, arm you with an Eviscerator (hugeass two-handed chainsword able to cut through battle tanks like warm butter) and send you as berserk kamikazes against pretty much the worst and deadly the opposing forces have to offer.Thous, having you "repent" for all sins commited with your inenevitable and quite violently gruesome demise (did I mention you are herded into battle by a SoB with two power whips whose rank description is literally Dominatrix?).
@E100Omega1233 жыл бұрын
Being a Canoness must be a grueling job. Imagine trying to lead a garrison's worth of psychotic religious zealots who have synchronized red rage once a month.
@Ashtor13373 жыл бұрын
That's why there are monthly crusades
@Off_Screen3 жыл бұрын
its like running a cult of hungry music fans. so basically the kpop fanbase
@notgraham.72153 жыл бұрын
The rage isn't the bad part, it's the come down when you've got all those ultra lethal saroritas bawling their eyes out, super emotionally unstable, and you've no idea how you made them upset.
@jonathanwells2232 жыл бұрын
@@notgraham.7215 women do not make good warriors and the ecclesiarchy should not be surprised that they constantly lose to every other faction in the game.
@user-lf3fg4rv6g2 жыл бұрын
Yet they still kick daemon ass your opinion is duly ignored
@leokeatonn3 жыл бұрын
Nurgle is simultaneously the most vile and most courteous of the chaos gods
@kythebengzon80233 жыл бұрын
Ah Celestine probably saw the possible future where she got owned by the Swarm Lord and decided to remind us why she's badass.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@douchevick3093 жыл бұрын
And then she was reminded why she shouldn't do that. Also shut up youtube account of Ferrus Manus, you are not friend.
@pearsegallagher1063 жыл бұрын
wait what happend?
@sorrybroo83033 жыл бұрын
@@pearsegallagher106 got rape by billion of swarmlord
@YuGiOhAbridgeFAN3 жыл бұрын
I want to see the other Saints that were with Celestine during the PURGING of Vandire and his pals. Edit: Celestine appears to have been not-yet-alive nor dead at the time of Vandires paddling. I request instead for more saints and paddling's.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@seankohzhen3 жыл бұрын
They didn't exist yet the age of apostasy was before the adepta sororitas was officially inducted into the Ecclesiasty. And celestine was a repentia so the timeline wouldn't line up.
@worldeater24143 жыл бұрын
I will approve of seeing Mina tho. No sainthood but yeah
@BLOrtega3 жыл бұрын
@@ferrusmanus4013 The real Ferrus Manus would've said the opposite
@rdv-bd8mm3 жыл бұрын
Celestine wasn't even born at the time
@anonymousdolan48623 жыл бұрын
6:20 from what I have heard she’s actually a warp daemon turned holy
@tucan63763 жыл бұрын
"Dear flying floodlight, I am leaving" When you say goodbye to your ginger friend in summer.
@Jay-ln1co3 жыл бұрын
"A Heretic may see the truth and seek redemption. He may be forgiven his past and will be absolved in death."
@Quonzer3 жыл бұрын
4:14 The fancy-pants British accent makes it even better.
@midcadet3 жыл бұрын
She's like a militant Mary Poppins.
@Quonzer3 жыл бұрын
@@midcadet Oh god if we could only get her VA to say: "Spit spot, there's a good lad."
@knighthunter17913 жыл бұрын
Can we appreciate Eliphus for shouting "His PHAT ASS took all of it"? Best line in the video. ♥️⚰️ Edit: changed Eliphus to Eliphas. Wait now I'm so confused. Double-checked, it's still Eliphus. Another edit: Editing removes the heart award from the channel so I'll add a coffin for the lost heart.
@vsGoliath963 жыл бұрын
White hair, tats, tanned skin and black lipstick. Truly the Manperor has blessed us, brothers!
@calvinginn16373 жыл бұрын
Chaos Worshipper: "I just wanted recognition!" imagine if Saint Celestine said: "But you smell of disease and entitlement."
@isaiahgrey24583 жыл бұрын
That would be savage.
@wholesome_masochist41133 жыл бұрын
And it should've just cut to Dorn wondering if he ever had a daughter or not?
@catosicarius4453 жыл бұрын
You know I really want to know about Celestine's top 18 Primarchs
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
A thing is for sure Sangunius will be the the 1st I will be in top 5 (for some reason) All the traitor primarchs will be in the bottom And the rest is history
@rayhankazianga68173 жыл бұрын
All that is sure is that sanguinius will be 1st
@jeffthemercenary3 жыл бұрын
1st will be Sang and last will be Horus
@gamechanger8908 Жыл бұрын
@@perturabo149 pretty humble of you to put yourself in number 5 oh great Vulkan.
@e21big3 жыл бұрын
Celestine is basically a feminine and successful Asmodai - "there, there little heretic wouldn't you repent for TOMORROW YOU'RE DEAD"
@cullysloy27053 жыл бұрын
0:37 I love that Chaos is nice to eachother while humans abuse one another.
@highnourishment4751 Жыл бұрын
Only nurgle demons tho
@qliphalpuzzle54533 жыл бұрын
You can’t get away with that Saint Seiya reference
@otakusized073 жыл бұрын
I'm getting a strong "Ara ara" vibe from Celestine... I love it!
@nicedaemonette3 жыл бұрын
Yes...
@bestLetsplayer2 жыл бұрын
What is an ara ara vibe?
@MunchKing513 жыл бұрын
This version of Celestine has such 'Step on me Mommy' energy about her. Damn.
@JustALittleGhostOfHallownest3 ай бұрын
In the words of that one sister of battle when the inquisition was in the warp: “That was the absolute worst thing you could have said. Thank you.”
@Metaretru3 жыл бұрын
that "PUNISH ME CELESTINE" got me good lol
@alicegisler67893 жыл бұрын
*Hears Celestine speak* Hold on a minute is that-- *Checks credits* IT IS, SNIPE, SHE IS AMONG US!!
@wilhelmkaiser14353 жыл бұрын
Snipe has been the voice of Celestine as long as she's appeared in TTS. Snipe and Wib also voiced the eldar titan that the ultramarines fought in the webway
@alicegisler67893 жыл бұрын
Wilhelm Kaiser Neat! I must not’ve been paying as close attention in the past.
@voidstrider8013 жыл бұрын
@@wilhelmkaiser1435 She also voiced the canoness in tts, the one who didn't die at the gate of khaine, unlike her sisters however, who were significantly less lucky in that battle.
@spooderlover35123 жыл бұрын
She do be acting kinda sus ngl
@PauaP3 жыл бұрын
Whos snipe?
@RedXD423 жыл бұрын
"You gotta go to Cadia" If this is canon to the TTS-verse, and if the Interrogation is also canon... ...oh yes.
@AAhmou3 жыл бұрын
At least Failbaddon still gets his butt handed to him.
@dragoonunleashed99623 жыл бұрын
I tought Eldrad requested Vect's aid with the coming of the 13th "i had to throw an attack moon to win" Black Crusade?
@Ower8x3 жыл бұрын
@@dragoonunleashed9962 well not sure how it will go in TTS, but in official cannon the moon party happened before the start of the 13th as Yvraine is already the emissary during the fall of Cadia .... Will be interesting how thing will go in Commorragh as that is where she became emissary as a result of the Eldrads failed moon party ...
@Luke_Danger3 жыл бұрын
Should we be eagerly awaiting the arrival of Solar Admiral Spire, then?
@choobs85113 жыл бұрын
@@Luke_Danger It would be great if Spire Showed up as a character as Boreale and Diomedes did.
@FBI-ju5no3 жыл бұрын
"Bubonic implies something very specific, you cannot just use it for "diseased"". Ha! Best quote ever!
@sirskitariibush55703 жыл бұрын
"UNNECESSARY VIOLENCE TRIUMPHS AGAIN!" Imperium in a nutshell.
@squidcultist00222 жыл бұрын
The entre 40k universe and timeline in a nutshell
@eltonjohntubola32123 жыл бұрын
I want the sister to hug me tight and sing a song for me to sleep.
@ferrusmanus40133 жыл бұрын
You are WEAK
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
Now I concur with sleeping with the song of a beautiful woman, but how do you sleep while in the tight compression of a hug? I think I'll lie down on the lap.
@TheKing-qz9wd3 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator That's some snuff-masochism you got going on and I feel uncomfortable.
@SirDankleberry3 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator Inquisition: Write that down.
@perturabo1493 жыл бұрын
@Iron Hands Terminator iron hands,if rogal sees this,he will kill you for that "heresy"
@sophiaepistemia39983 жыл бұрын
ogods FINALLY something about the sistors where they don't end up all martyred. THANK YOU ELIPHAS
@tiggerbane43253 жыл бұрын
@Darth Revan They could always I dunno purge the heretics in melee combat?
@thebighurt24953 жыл бұрын
Hah, they even die in the Ciaphas Cain books, which has the least stupid Imperium ever.
@harripursiainen54203 жыл бұрын
It allways make me laugh when sister hospitaller say "Asking for a friend".
@Jampolo_OG3 жыл бұрын
Celestine has that ara ara vibe that is endearing and threatening at the same time
@cropathfinder3 жыл бұрын
I see the imperium is going with the flashlights as weapons theme a bit too hard
@ragnerschwarzmane34123 жыл бұрын
„Emperor dam it, even if it‘s literally a flashlight it still does more damage than this junk!“