The 10th Edition Trailer but google-translated heroically

Guilliman voiced by Barnabas Deimos
/ blackcollarworker82
The music used is "Arrival of the Blood Ravens" from Warhammer 40.000: Dawn Of War III
I do these by translating on Google each of the original lines through a dozen or more different languages and then translate it back to English. I repeat the operation until each line is ridiculous enough to have it voiced.

[@kevlonk]

Guilleman: *staring intensely at you* *D U D E*

[@steelbear2063]

Honestly I feel him

[@Morec0]

Dude

[@eletrictarantula2321]

Guilliman after seeing modern imperium

[@N0TYALC]

I’m pretty sure Guilliman uses the word “screwed” to describe his current situation in Know no Fear. Can remember for certain, but same vibe if true.

[@burhanbudak6041]

We get his suffering.

[@snowball2052]

Somehow, Eliphas has returned...

[@captaintitus4637]

The polish government

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@darthrevan1281he flies now

[@fernhausluv44]

Somehow, Horus has returned...

[@aloof_cardinal]

Tis A SIGN!!!! TTS WILL BE BACK!!!! PRAISE BE OUR LORD

[@malakimphoros2164]

​@@aloof_cardinal Maybe the TTS was the friends we made along the way?

[@shonklebonkle324]

"Dude, learn to respect and work with crazy people" - Robotic Gorrila tan's return to the imperium in a nutshell

[@charion1234]

Then what is your favorite methamphetamine.

[@FritzLeAngel]

​@@charion1234Don't know, maybe the Beauty King Nail Polisj Community knows.

[@nickkorkodylas5005]

@@charion1234 Stimulants are the only realistic way to cope for someone waking up in the 41M.

[@JJJBunney001]

I love that you just come out of nowhere to fuck up a trailer then go back to hibernating... I've been following you clowns for more than 10 years now so I shouldn't really be surprised. Keep up the good work dude 🤣

[@memesofwarhemmer7076]

Praise the dark gods

[@EasoLV]

Conclusion - GW must make mooooooooore trailers.

[@GrandMoffTarkinsTeaDispenser]

Desecrates trailer Doesn't elaborate Leaves

[@samiamtheman7379]

"I took off my clothes because yes, they are jealous." I mean, when you've got the physique of a demigod, who wouldn't be?

[@garrettsattem4799]

This is called patriotism.

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

Next time the UNICEF joker does that, I know what I must do

[@bubbasbigblast8563]

"A city full of spiders and needles" is a surprisingly good description of the 'Nids, Dude!

[@Koppu1doragon]

Oh, I thought it was supposed to be the Dark Eldar city.

[@joksom4752]

ENGAGING WARP SPIDER! AH, A WARP SPIDER!

[@ProjectEkerTest33]

@@Koppu1doragon Dark Eldar city being invaded by Tyranids. I'm not sure who I feel more sorry for

[@TimothyMark7]

or deepnest from hollowknight

[@easonyeung2779]

@@Koppu1doragon No that's the city of ghouls and used needles.

[@ScreamingTc]

No fucking idea what Jeff did, but Guilliman mentions his name like he commits several war crimes just by picking his nose. 🤔

[@caav56]

Remember the Stellaris episode? Where Jeff worked together with Deceiver and inherited his empire after Deceiver got banned?

[@steelbear2063]

I mean war crimes in 40k aren't even crimes

[@Rakanarshi2]

@@steelbear2063 it's considered an act of duty. The fine for not committing them is death. And it gets worse for repeat offenders.

[@Gojimon630]

Maybe Jeff is the name of the Hive Mind

[@jeffangielorivera2446]

​@@Gojimon630i am jeff

[@anonymoususer208]

“Art is not protected, buck there is nothing more beautiful than a smile on your face.” Subtle foreshadowing

[@TimothyMark7]

poor rowbout guildsman about to be turned into a NFT by slannesh

[@steelbear2063]

I too like Buck from Halo

[@TheBirdMan9142]

“We regularly get weird demands from fans, the devil, and Jeff,” is also subtle foreshadowing

[@DaLkalts]

GW and its lawyers may disagree.

[@TimothyMark7]

buck from halo being happy that rowbout guildsman is being turned into a NFT by slannesh

[@rics5376]

"learn to respect and work with crazy people" is essentially just guilleman's 40K character arc

[@sirshotty7689]

we did it boys, the months of shame are no more.

[@cncmne7404]

Yes Lord Guilliman , we all remember Star Wars.

[@gamechanger8908]

Perhaps Malcador made him enjoy the og and prequels, then... watched the sequels.

[@Ultra_Knight2876]

@@gamechanger8908 Maybe he liked that before disney Star Wars extended universe was very like 40K but less edgyer and had by far a more solid canon but Disney ruined everything

[@sirshotty7689]

@@Ultra_Knight2876well, half of the primarchs said they prefer the Disney Star Wars. I’m sure you can guess which half had that preference.

[@fangbozhu7379]

that sounds like a threat

[@noaccount4]

It's nice to see that even after the galaxy has ended Poland still persists

[@aboriginite]

Poland is not a country, it is a state of mind invoked by a dimensional rift

[@crappyshorehen8201]

Guess Poland can into space afterall.

[@gamechanger8908]

​@@crappyshorehen8201 it only took 38k years.

[@gardob9589]

By this point the existence of Poland is guaranteed by the existence of the warp

[@TheThoughtAssassin]

Jeszcze Polska nie zgineła!

[@chestnut4860]

"We regularly get weird demands" Accurate.

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

​@Darth Revan And Jeff

[@vaiyt]

The Lords of Terra and Administratum in a nutshell 😂

[@thebigvulpes9921]

As a Pole I can verify that we do indeed regularly send injured legs to the Imperium.

[@thebigvulpes9921]

The special government program is called „Legs+”.

[@andarara-c1p]

"Dude! Learn to respect and work with crazy people" What The Emperor in defeat ended saying to Guilliman

[@CrazyDutchguys]

Guilliman arguing with big E about the Ecclessiarchy

[@death5244]

"marry the captain, im not waiting for an answer" meanwhile nearest Primaris captain: wait what?

[@mazeltovcocktail2.0]

I have never been more terrified of Jeff

[@Rakanarshi2]

Yes! me too! *quakes in fear*

[@mazeltovcocktail2.0]

@hrodgsulmnj Belligerent and Numerous

[@---iv5gj]

Jeff owns nukes in real life, fear Jeff for real

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

A rival to Bitcoin Barry

[@rageofheaven]

There are only two things Rowboat fears: his eldar wife and.....Jeff.

[@pencilwatchesstuff791]

"Art, is not protected." And then tzeentch turned Guilliman into an NFT

[@WhatIsThatThingDoing]

That sounds like a very Tzeench thing

[@fetherfulbiped]

"What is your favourite metamphetamine?" © Jeff, sending weird demands to Papa Smurf

[@fcode9310]

When he said: "Empty ham juice not dyed charro cat food" I felt that, poor Big G😔🙏

[@Rakanarshi2]

I too think of that while remembering star wars. All this time I thought I was alone!

[@michimatsch5862]

Is there anyone else who loves throwing quotes from this cinematic universe out randomly when hanging with friends? "I am not happy to be here, I didn't want to leave lego." "Loyalty to Jesus." and "Obviously my dog is at a very high level" are some of my favorites.

[@alanmarcelinosantos5338]

Wich video is "loyalty to Jesus" from?

[@billyherrington5112]

@@alanmarcelinosantos5338 Thousands sons one

[@slamdaddyshapirowo9893]

Umm, no no no

[@michimatsch5862]

@@slamdaddyshapirowo9893 *sigh* eat the old cabbage armpillow.

[@captaindarksign3589]

@@michimatsch5862 IAM SOCIALIST

[@jhonnoilcringeincarnato8593]

"The UNICEF joker stood up and pulled my hair. I took off my clothes. Because yes they are jealous." "It is common in the virgin islands. Success is like macromastia. We all want to be part of the Super Nintendo Entertainment community. I've been trying to get this feet license for a while but it does not exist." The plot thiccens

[@TimothyMark7]

I'm freaking wheezing

[@mindwarp42]

Well, we already knew Spess Mehreens have huge man tiddies, proof that is part of their success. 😂

[@user-om3wn4yb8q]

Meanwhile Lorgar, hearing this rant through the warp: THE UNICEF JOKER DID *WHAT* ?

[@dsagent]

"ART IS NOT PROTECTED!" This is how we feel about Games Workshop as a whole.

[@BM-yy8db]

Now that the Lion is back, I can't wait to see how he'll face off against Unicef Joker

[@sirgideonofnirtheall-knowi1881]

"I've been trying to get this feet license for a while, but it. Does not. Exist." Don't you just love imperial bureaucracy?

[@torcaace]

0:26 "Dante, we need to cook"

[@petrowegynyolc7108]

0:31 I'm so glad that Jesse finally took Saul's advice on laundering money through a nail saloon.

[@Ollyatlas]

An asexual follower of slaanesh?

[@user-om3wn4yb8q]

Guilliman: *Gives Abaddon a thousand miles stare* Abaddon: ... *DUDE! REMEMBER THE STAR WARS?! NOW, WHAT'S YOUR FAVOURITE METHAMPHETAMINE?! - Guilliman said calmly*

[@nogoodnamesleft3965]

Girliman trying to fit in with the new generation astartes: *DUDE*

[@marcus1116]

As a representative of the polish government I can confirm that indeed we give something every day and even though breaking legs is not currently on the menu it might become available again soon.

[@martinmortyry7444]

Łamanie Nóg +

[@BrotherVoidBomber]

"The devil and Jeff" man girlyman spitting facts here 😂

[@YakubTheFather]

Jeff is the worst chaos god, dude owes me 20 bucks

[@attemptedunkindness3632]

@@YakubTheFather Jeff flaked on a date with my sister to go on a date with my mom who he also stood up.

[@TheOnlyeX]

This is the story of a poor gay pakistani inmigrant worker in Poland and his friend Buck. Learning to work with crazy people, drug abuse, getting welfare checks for his injured legs, getting weird demands from customers, fucking Jeff and even surviving on charred cat food, etc, is just part of living on a forgotten and dangerous neighborhood, a city full of spiders and needles. Their ex bf, so called "UNICEF Joker", was a jealous self absorbed prick that thinks he looks like James Casey, but our protagonist is a smart Jat, proud of his ancestral roots, knows his worth and also knows that Buck smile is precious, and maybe, if they dont marry the captain, there is a chance. Buck smile is art, but in a city like this, art is not protected. So, our protagonist steels himself for a future he thought uncertain: he will overcome the polish bureaucracy and get a feet license, and then he and buck can live a happy tranquil life with simple pleasures like joining their local SNES club. 10/10 will get feet license again.

[@BarnabasDeimos]

Dude.

[@TimothyMark7]

~ Rowboat Guildsman of the super Nintendo entertainment community

[@ronanhanni3110]

"It is common on the virgin islands" shows psyker/Magician Ouch

[@black_grey_white9813]

Tryanids: I fear no man but that... thing... *looks at Jeff* ...It scares me...

[@pacificgrim4661]

I love how he begins and ends dramatically with nothing but, *Dude*

[@jorgedeanoperez2997]

Considering Barnabas voiced G-man for the The Interrogation of R. G., during which he acknowledged TTS, I'm 100% convinced he is the canonic voice of Guilliman in TTS, should it ever return

[@eliphas8200]

Yeah he was supposed to be Guilliman's voice in TTS

[@greasyclown]

​@@eliphas8200 well he could still potentially have chance in the future to voice gorillaman And he still has potentially a chance to voice someone in either htp or half-life zero viscosity

[@steffanyschwartz7801]

@@eliphas8200Damn you GW, hope he in htp though.

[@Lemon_Inspector]

Beauty King Nail Polish Community is what you have to call the cult of Slaanesh whenever the Inquisition is listening. (which is always)

[@markuscriticus8278]

Wonder if anyone's first reaction upon hearing about the trailer was "oh hey, a new Google Translate Eliphas video is coming out".

[@michimatsch5862]

Me. Saw it pop up. First light that lit up in my brain.

[@greasyclown]

​@@michimatsch5862 neuron activation

[@26th_Primarch]

Yup

[@Tricolossus]

Guilliman would never talk like that, and that´s even funnier

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Dude.

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

​@@Señor-Donjusticia Learn to respect and work with crazy people.

[@sansanichalexandroff8913]

@@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530 what is your favorite methamphetamine?

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

@@sansanichalexandroff8913 the one Polish government provides me along with broken legs

[@NightLordsEnjoyer]

"Dude..." - Robot Killerman

[@sarsath7481]

"This situation made Paul very sad." Paul, as in the guy mention in the Ultramarines theme, which goes: "Paul, I got this soup for my lady! No, there is no soup for your lady. Paul, I got this soup for my lady, go reheat this soup for my lady! Paul, I got this soup for my lady! No, there is no soup for your lady. Paul, I got this soup for my lady, go reheat this soup for my lady"?

[@TJK10]

Tyranid Jeff will be remembered.

[@necrosis7525]

I just love how the DoW 3 soundtrack plays perfectly at 3:01

[@The73MPL4R]

The only thing that game is good for

[@Rodoet001]

@@The73MPL4R It's weird how common it is that a game with mediocre gameplay ends up having genuinly fantastic music. I quite like almost all of DoW3's ost, but I tried to give it a fair chance and lost interest after maybe a week due to how quickly the gameplay got old.

[@michimatsch5862]

This was legit the main thing I was happy about when I saw the new trailer. New google translated madness.

[@pipeline789]

"I took off my clothes, because yes, they are jealous" damn the dude is hot

[@FanimusMaximus]

I’m still waiting for Magnus to show up in Tampa!

[@tzeentchlordoffates9268]

Don't you mean Daniel?

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

Do you really want to free Ahmed?

[@Morec0]

Hard to get your legs back from the Polish government when you don't have a feet licence - Ahh fuck, ya beat me to it...

[@smolpp585]

"Everyday I get something from the polish government" holy shit, we aren't ready for the lore drops in the edition! how did the polish government survive? and what did he mean by his injured legs???

[@Ajko89]

Jarek is perpetual?

[@RAD1111able]

The only thing the P*lish government can give you is injured legs

[@OneNationUnderPug]

They took his kneecaps.

[@garitaevz]

3:14 its hilarious you made the assault cannon sound better than the trailer

[@magosbiologiszhessnakram8530]

Janovich made better sounds for little cut from Iron Within.

[@sarsath7481]

2:48 Games Workshop's policy towards fan animations.

[@hth1751]

Lol, exactly what I thought

[@Ollyatlas]

And 3d printing miniatures

[@Hesric]

Guilliman drunk calls Emperor after having an arguement with Yvraine -M42

[@TheRigelmaster]

This is what Alpha legion plans sound like to outsiders And to the Alpha legionnaires themselves

[@shwackedgaming4186]

The Polish government truly is the warp

[@SaturmornCarvilli]

Thank you for opening the portal of comprehension, Eliphas. Only you can translate these videos in a way us Warp denizens can understand them.

[@BierBart12]

Jeff is the greatest threat the 40k universe has ever faced. I can't believe that humanity lost the STC for the feet license

[@Doomroar]

"success is like macromastia" A man after my own kinks! 🤣

[@Ajko89]

Welp. The bigger [success ofc], the better. ;)

[@bartomiejboguski9676]

Polish government is rough indeed

[@Señor-Donjusticia]

Darn it, Kitten! Why didn’t you pull Guilliman’s life support!?

[@thegreatarcanist890]

The Great Devourer, Jeff

[@TheGravespawn]

This situation made Paul very sad. Guilliman's true name confirmed as Paul.

[@tzeentchlordoffates9268]

Paul and Daniel

[@amargwari2431]

Fans and devil are one thing...but Jeff?!?

[@ivanelias3916]

i took off my clothes Yvraine:oh yeah i like that 7w7

[@Vulgar_Worlock]

"Remember Star Wars?" is perfect

[@caedes5276]

confirmed JEFF is the next chaos GOD

[@musicalDrebin]

learn to respect and work with crazy people okay so far we're off to an accurate start for Guilliman

[@N0TYALC]

1:25 Me when warhammer 40k fans start demanding a major TV show or movie from the modern film industry.

[@Morec0]

God yes.

[@whositsnamewhatsitsname3269]

*"We regularly get weird demands... From fans..."* GW employee after the fans ask for Guilliman X Yvraine to be cannon for the hundredth time this week:

[@RipNTear666]

you have surpassed yourself this time Eliphas, im about to sue you for the pain in my body after this 5-minute laugh torture

[@Biodeamon]

heretics, mutants... and jeff

[@meathookmassacre2438]

Success really do be like macromastia. Thank you, Mr. roblox gorillaman.

[@fatalvenomX]

“I took off my clothes because, yes….they are jealous. This is called patriotism”

[@lordofshades9852]

An image of that for a Soroitas motivational poster

[@ronaldt3422]

"We all want to be part of the Super Nintendo Entertainment community!" 🤣

[@karelsvoboda3344]

I am sad for Paul being sad from this situation.

[@Numinon]

But at least Magnus isn't upset.

[@jackjohnson5008]

“Success is like macromastia..” Uh maybe I guess…

[@bliblivion]

We all want to be part of the Super Nintendo Entertainment community indeed. But PC remains the master race

[@cymeyers1255]

0:25 guilliman questioning a captured drukhari

[@freakrx2349]

Clearly Jeff is the most powerful Chaos God. It’s said that even Khorne is scared shitless of him.

[@deusex2005]

01:34 Aaaah, High Gothic, such a beautiful language, whatever the fuck does it mean?

[@mithrahnadumar8119]

I blame Jeff for ruining our chances for that Polish license.

[@kateadams5574]

Jeff? Is Guilliman on a first name basis with the Hive Mind now?

[@byronritchie5449]

Gulliman: hey Jeff what you’re doing? Jeff:oh nothing much just trying to consume the entire galaxy including your race nothing much, you? Gulliman: I’m trying to stop you I guess? Jeff:oh... do you still want to go out for poker? Gulliman: sure

[@suddenlythatenderman5800]

"WE REGULARLY GET WIEARD DEMANDS FORM FANS" - every youtuber ever

[@mini_acrylics]

Electric Chest and Lung Stimulation -- $40.00 for Ladies is muy perfecto

[@Nortic111]

A welcome return to these kinds of videos, I’ve missed this delightful nonsense!

[@paorousama]

Electrical stimulation of the chest and lungs 40$ for ladies (This situation made Paul very sad)

[@NobleWolf]

Beware of Jeff, he is the hidden 5th chaos god. Jeff from accounting

[@OneNationUnderPug]

Actually Jeff is like Vashtorr but instead of making all their weapons he dose their taxes.

[@NobleWolf]

@@OneNationUnderPug this is why you dont mess with Jeff. Hes so good at doing taxes that other worldly beings just appear and come after you if you did tax fraud haha

[@Ollyatlas]

​@OneNationUnderPug so the chaos god of greed?

[@lil_693]

Luckily Jeff the Tyranid was slain 🙏

[@Azzie420]

I’ve been waiting for more of these

[@AbadonXXX]

Agreed guilliman, dude

[@changge2137]

“We all want to be a part of the Super Nintendo entertainment community “ So in the far far future, even demigods like primarchs play Mario Cars?

[@Dazzxp]

Guess this why the Lion was awakened, Guilliman has snapped and needs a holiday away from all of the fighting.

[@arklaw8306]

Ah yes, Jeff. I remember him from Stellaris.

[@fungalmundungle]

This is art

[@byronritchie5449]

Which is why it’s not protected

[@allamericanchris429]

“I took off my clothes” WHOA, wrong website!

[@TheGhostWarden]

This situation made Paul very sad :(

[@kursedklown]

This is my new headcanon. From now on, I fight for feet license and Jeff. Dude.

[@yikeswazowski9838]

30 sec in and guilliman describes horus' plan

[@superhams9249]

This shit's getting more and more meta every time they coming

[@justasplanned8023]

Glad to see Jeff will be returning in 10th.

[@Tiberium10332]

I haven't seen the original, so this one will it be for me.

[@jacobp8383]

Literally what I thought when I first saw the trailer: "I hope there will be an Eliphas translate of this." I should have asked for a million dollars, but this is still pretty awesome :)

[@localhelghasttrooper5460]

“The situation made paul very sad.” this implies that guilliman is disappointed at his sons so he’s gonna belt them when they come home. (this is just a joke please don’t take it too seriously!)