Worst Cartoon Ever Made | Animal Soccer World | Octavius King

Animal Soccer world is one of Dingo's most notorious offerings. It certainly has its moments.
Look, I don't understand my relationship with dingo pictures. it's like, I know they are shit but I also love them.
You can watch the entire cartoon here: • Animal Soccer World (PS2)
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[@octaviusking]

Sorry Octavius looked pretty shit in this video. I was going through it at the time. I didn't even notice electrical tape in my hair (from repairing some pet-nibbled cables) when I started recording, but it actually suits the character. I might make that a recurring thing lol. Thank you again for watching

[@DoctorBastard]

If I had to watch that load of festering Garth Brooks in full I'd probably look like I'd had my soul yanked out and flash fried too.

[@AcornElectron]

Meh, sometimes person will look up against it.

[@michaelhalliday395]

Hope you’re holding up ok

[@murdocnl]

UH EE UH EE UH EE UH EE

[@mikececconi2677]

Yeah, Octy is supposed to be a fairly frazzled person, it makes sense!

[@Sedric-and-Charlie]

can a better cartoon studio buy the license for those BDSM geese? I want to see them having more adventures. Also I can't see Wabu without hearing Phelan Portious's voice drowning out everything else

[@MathewHaswell]

Wabuu roams around the forest and doesn't need any shoe.

[@petrolhead0387]

Imagine them turning up in a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

[@marcusfridh8489]

Arguing with Phelan-Schredder

[@lilliputmoss]

Oh god, I didn't think you'd ever go back to these monstrosities but I'm here for it.

[@lifeisraph]

The ambulance-sounding duck had me lauging uncontrollably for over a minute :D Such a bold design choice :D

[@Deaths_Disguise]

I burst out laughing in the office....

[@detectivesquirrel2621]

The crowman reporter reminded me of Stiletto Mafiosa from Danger Mouse, who worked for Baron Greenback and had a catchphrase of "Hey Baronie!"

[@Imperials3nate]

And the vultures reminded me of Bradford Buzzard and his "brothers" from ducktales 2017

[@primokarmasilver]

I remember in school I did a written project on this for humanities, but like always I missed the point completely and failed

[@evertonshorts9376]

That crow thing is Stilletto from Dangermouse! He's even wearing the same coat.

[@GazTheKitman]

The content we needed but never deserved! STILL howling at those goth BDSM geese! 🤣 "Head ola lines"....... linesman? **awaits Janis review** Loving the content Louis. Stay awesome! x💚

[@bewilderbeestie]

I think that's 'head of the lions'?

[@richardgadberry8398]

"Sexualise THIS, you bitch!"

[@sacmaps]

Definitely up for a Dinosaur Adventure!

[@octaviusking]

Urgh, FINE

[@MathewHaswell]

Yee!

[@frankowalker4662]

Same hee. 😄

[@littleman8674469]

​@@octaviuskingYay!!!

[@B.-T.]

​@@octaviuskingyee

[@dykodesigns]

As a dutch person I can confirm that the animals are actually singing in dutch. The accent of the voice actor is also a dead giveaway. It sounds like they recruited some random guy from the street, I’d imagine the production company just went to some shopping mall in a characteristic 1980’s neighbourhood to find their low-cost voice talent. What baffles me is how they so blatantly ripped-off Disney. That takes some nerve considering Disney has a big army of lawyers. How did they get away with that🤔.

[@ikke1981]

That is a grade-A steenkolen Engels accent. Steenkolen Engels is a figure of speech meaning coal English for the typical accent of the Dutch when they speak English and also the typical mistakes they make.

[@mhdj14]

@@ikke1981I’m Dutch, but I have never heard of that saying before, and I have been on this this planet longer then Y2K. Is that something that is only used recently?

[@A.Puddleduck]

14:40 the musician animals in the town might be the Bremen musicians. It’s a German folktale about animals who are all going to die wanting to make music, and they end up foiling a robbery, and stealing the criminal’s house.

[@morganhay3968]

In the words of Strongbad- "Jungle animals in decidedly non-jungle situations!"

[@mikepatterson1]

Sub plots, including one about a dog and a lion, in a Dingo Pictures production? I’m amazed that Dingo Pictures actually included plot. The appearance of the S & M geese was hilarious.

[@dahn57]

The Crowman reporter thing reminded me of the crow from Dangermouse 😛 You know, I'd like you to play something you actually enjoy for a change, or at least something that doesn't give you nightmares and extra therapy bills 😉

[@MathewHaswell]

"Si, Baroni!"

[@dgray5100able]

A number of the Dingo English dubs were done by EastWest, a Dutch localization company who take on the cheapest dub jobs ever. They usually have like 2 or 3 actors for each project, and their Dingo dubs are really bad but some of the other animated projects they handle, such as Red Nose, are even worse.

[@misjavanlaatum]

I already thought I recognised the cheesy lilt of my fellow Dutchies 😂🇳🇱

[@ChaseMC215]

Not to mention the fact that these releases on PS2 and PS1 were supposedly unauthorized.

[@stefanbabicz357]

I want there to be a punk geese, Untitled Goose Game crossover.

[@mikemayberry7121]

Would love to see you do Dinosaur Adventure! Or any other Dingo movie. One of my other favorite KZbinrs called Phelous has been doing Dingo reviews for almost a decade now, so I'm very familiar with the company and it's films. So not only should you do Dino Adventure, but also Wabuu, Janis, Goldie, The Countryside Bears, and yes, Aladan. Keep up the great content, Octy!

[@RettMikhal]

Well now I want to see a live action civil war between the S&M Geese and Howard the Duck's people.

[@daanwilmer]

I think Death just had a near-Octy-experience

[@princeofcupspoc9073]

27:38. OMG!! That IS Sinistar top right next to the rainbow laser cat thing. I interviewed at Williams decades ago for an IT job, and mentioned to the interviewer that Sinistar is my all time favorite, no, strike that, god's gift to man in cabinet form. He said that he worked on Sinistar and hated the game... I didn't get the job.

[@TimberwolfK]

I swear every time Dingo create a new character they then added a few seconds of walk cycle or static shot to every subsequent film, because this one is ridiculous for it. Also the number of shots that are straight out of The Lion And The King with just different dialog over the top. What really gets to me with them, becoming steadily more unbearable over time, is those stilted English scripts. The repetitious tautology of things like, "this is a terrible decision. It is one of the worst decisions in soccer of all time". Are they that bad in the original German, or is this just the translations being as phoned-in as the dubbed voice acting?

[@sparkles122]

You should review animalympics from 1980. Its wierd and good at the same time 😅 Great to have you back😊

[@MrJasonMcintyre]

Don't think we didn't notice your sneaky anti-Jaffa cake propaganda, Octy!

[@Nostalgianerd]

The title of this video is an outrageous lie. This is the GREATEST Cartoon Ever Made, and you know it.

[@zx85]

The depth of depression after a Dingo Pictures movie was so great, it had the name: the Vantablack Dog.

[@thelittlehooer]

You take that back about Jaffa Cakes! They are GODLY.

[@tra779]

What do we want? More movie reviews! When do we want them? Well, when you're ready we don't mind waiting a bit

[@branchonequal]

2:50 FFS, not the bloody eyebrows again! 3:00 Deep doop deep doop deep doop... 3:41 I'm not sure if I can handle it but content is content... right? So do it if you think it's a good idea. 😀 6:08 Do they... do they wear the same tank top?! 7:05 YOU TAKE THAT BACK! 14:24 I don't see the problem. 😉 14:55 "Ola lines." 😀 He's saying "Jovi's father is the head of the lions." 17:39 All hail the S&M geese! 18:56 OOF. 21:35 These pigs are giving me goosebumps. I wish I was joking. 24:19 The part of the rhinos face above the horn looks like a human face which makes it absolutely terrifying. 27:23 HAAALLO Socky! ❤ 28:06 And HAAALLO Ricey P! ❤ Thanks for putting us through this again I think...? This boiled down version was really enjoyable so more Dingo please (FFS!). Thanks as always. ❤

[@redcarkyle123]

The wailing medic goose was a genuine jumpscare for me. Thank gosh I wasn't wearing headphones while watching!

[@JohnnyProctor9]

Oh yeah, we TOTALLY need more of these! 😆

[@hekanymous]

Jaffa cake slander? Preposterous! Jokes aside, good video as usual, always love seeing my favourite youtubers forcing themselves to go through these movies.

[@greenhowie]

S&M Geese are like a meme that never happened and humanity as a species is worse off for not recognizing them.

[@jasonjones7461]

I can't tell you how much I LOVE seeing a new video release on your channel. Making others smile, laugh and forget about their empty void of a life is an underappreciated talent. Thank YOU!

[@evelghostrider]

Im now going to open my front door to all cold callers and show them these amazing games....

[@cadburybunny]

Oh Mylanta! I am so sorry you watched this all ... If I could give you the time out of my own life to replace what you've lost I would. You are stronger than most!

[@twistedsaltypretzel7727]

Your opening hairdo is how i'm feeling. Scarily so. Happy to see an Octavius video though!!xo

[@Flofutz]

I think the Reporter is a rip off from "Der kleine Raabe Socke" Pretty common figure amogst a german childhood since the last 25 years or so. Thank you so much for going through theese.

[@octaviusking]

OH! I just assumed it was a horrorcreature dug up from the depths of Hell. That makes a lot more sense

[@Flofutz]

@@octaviusking Maybe it's his long forgotten cousin who was expelled from the family a long time ago for things he did to so many souls watching this.

[@Splendiferous42]

Were they really made in Deluxe Paint?? That explains a lot!

[@fattiger6957]

Due to watching Phelous' videos of Dingo movies, I've developed something like Stockholm syndrome for these terrible cartoons. I find them endearing in an "ugly puppy" sort of way now.

[@tardistime6857]

Now I want to re watch bed knobs and broomstick haven’t seen it in years

[@altebander2767]

BTW there's a German "Mad Max" movie named "Die Halde". At a screening the director said to the audience, "You now have to watch this dreadful movie, while my wife and I will take a walk".

[@mikejons7374]

Fun Fact: They released a German video compilation of the Aladin songs called "Sing mit Aladin".

[@PaRoDiUzZ]

i think the Aladin one is a dub done by some dutch guys, i dont hear the german accents wich you'll hear in the other dingo ones, could be that they did a dutch language dub, and becaus it wasnt dubbed in english yet they wantto try and make some quick cash.

[@PaRoDiUzZ]

the song is also in dutch btw, why i dont know,as the song is played in german somwhere in the opening or ending cradtis if i can remember..

[@B.-T.]

It's clear whoever did those ditch dubs weren't Dingo because of their reuse of short soundtrack loops (probably from where they had clear audio to source from) whereas Dingo's direct dubs can just use their music easy peasy.

[@PaRoDiUzZ]

Those dubs also seems like to be translated from german to dutch to english,guess AB group.@@B.-T.

[@PaRoDiUzZ]

Besides, when i worked in a textile store in the 90's, those VHS (Dingo,goodtimes wahtever)tapes were a godsake, primarily because those evil toddlers got so bored that measuring clothes was more entertainig, and that moste of these features dont take that long.

[@WeirdWonderful]

You not liking Jaffa cakes means we can't be friends anymore. (I mean all jokes aside I love them to bits so was kinda shocked XD)

[@SilentAddle]

A new Octavius video? Highlight of the week. The cartoons tried ruining that good mood of mine, but they didn't quite make it.

[@bofh139]

The brian scan is perfect. I remember being able to tell the difference in the sounds when connecting to my ISP 28.8K modems instead of the very few 33.6K ones, and automatically hung-up since I was only allowed 2 hours internet per day {we still paid per minute for the calls on top of a months charge}.

[@swahkennison7116]

The face on that warthog in the audience in the stands at 25:51 is pure nightmare fuel

[@DoctorStagger]

Octavius, did you make up the expression, "Bobbins" as a pejorative yourself? It's brilliant! 😄🥰 xxxx

[@FlippingC]

Bobbins of cotton - rotten

[@DoctorStagger]

Ah, rhyming slang.

[@EvilWill1]

Especially Sexy Killer Whale? Have you been looking through my webcam? But seriously, I'm thrilled to see more content. Thanks again for brightening every day when I see a new post... Even the crap ones. All of these are Gems, not the games just your reviews.

[@TheDreadedScotsman]

Is it wrong that I want the goose as an alarm tone? Pretty sure it'll get me up in the morning 😂

[@maciejrataj4255]

Thank you for another great video. Dingo Pictures mockbusters on VHS were a thing all over Poland in the 1990s: the worst Christmas gift you could get was a Dingo Pictures cassette from your grandparents who thought it was a Disney film. I think apart from being "inspired" by Disney, DG also took a lot from the German cartoon series "Benjamin the Elephant" (Ger. "Benjamin Blümchen"), particularly the elephants and the eldritch abomination human crow. By the way, the voice acting with the Dschörmann (nederlands?) accent is something else. :D

[@frankowalker4662]

More Dingo Cartoons please, Octy. 👍

[@DotArve]

KZbin suggested to me that i should watch a documentary on Billy Mitchell. Since I don’t want to see you sued, I think we need another Dingo Pictures review

[@CJJC]

I’m gonna bet that the copyright on the S&M geese isn’t particularly strong, if you get what I’m saying.

[@KyleKartan87]

Oh no! I thought we were finaly over with the Dingo-Cartoons in the streams. I almost got the memories supressed...

[@slacknhash]

A localised version of UH EEE UHH EEE UH EEE UHH EE UH EEE UHH EEE? Why change it when perfection is already there?

[@BreadApologist]

The red tank top dog looks like it has hands on the side of it’s face. Also I assume the goose got its medical training from either Dr Mengele or Unit 731. I would however actually like a spin off with the S&M geese as the main characters.

[@ampinstein]

It's great to see such utter bobbins become something hilariously entertaining! Lead into gold :D

[@TheDanWhoSoldTheWorld]

I have a;ready listened to and rewound 11:24 with my headphones on and eyes shut, more times than I'm willing to admit. 🤤 Edit: The BDSM Goose at the end who is wearing 3 chokers at once (who is clearly into breath-play) pushed me over the edge.

[@garypage1963]

Great video Octavius,please don't hit your head against a wall just fire up the amiga and play some classic games 😊. All the best.

[@Siege69m]

The S&M Geese blew my mind. They should have their own series. 🤣🤣

[@dontwannabeahero1570]

Given the mention of phoenix i wanna mention my personal favourite title of theirs Robopit-2 thing is It's not a budget title It's a really good ps1 Japanese arena fighter With the USA port being incredible as it's well made But the UK port by phoenix Being who they are Didn't bother to translate it properly and in some cases at all The game has cutscenes that are stripped from the UK version Making some fights impossible to access as the game has choices that effect things like the final boss Phoenix also stripped the original devs title card from the start of the game But despite all this There's almost no record of any of this I only found out there was a USA version and the missing features from style weird early 2000's game review site

[@pufaxx]

Probably I couldn't stand that "Cartoon" even for a minute. But you ranting about that "Cartoon" - I could watch for hours. Had so much fun. Thank you. 😍

[@Hyreia]

I didn't know this was a character! I just figured this was an exaggerated, crazier version of yourself. To some degree, I should've assumed you weren't literally your character. Anyway. Good to know, Louis!

[@josephchambers2000]

OK, I’ve fallen out of love with you. I just can’t take the Jaffa Cake abuse. It’s over.

[@That_Lady_Charlie]

Animal Soccer world isn't a game. IT'S AN EXPERIENCE.

[@RobertRBest]

Of course I want to see you do dinosaur adventure! I want all the OK content that could possibly exist!

[@Nyootimus]

Rice Pudding is adorable! Also I love how I've seen this tons of times, and never noticed any electrical tape in your hair.. I still don't see it even though I tried 🙃 Great video, though, as always!

[@zorochii]

Only a goose's neck can fit three spikey chokers, right?

[@BrainSlugs83]

I think the goose is supposed to be loud. Like it's not lazy, they probably spent time turning the volume up. It's poor sound design for sure. But she's an ambulance duck or whatever. She is making ambulance noises.

[@sogero2]

Something about the level of suffering correlates to humor, so more Dingo sounds like a good idea to me.

[@bewilderbeestie]

It'd be a fascinating exercise to try and fix this, by redubbing it from scratch. Would it be possible to write a replacement script which actually made sense? I'm sure there are enough game-adjacent youtubers who've been traumatised by this to donate voices. The trouble would be coming up with a replacement story which fitted the god-awful animation. Oh, and Puma #7 was so cheaply animated that the 7 on his shirt gets flipped when running left to right, so that puts him firmly into the 'affront to animation' category.

[@Glitchedsoulsborne]

Octavius!!!Please do a do a video about the infamouse dinosaur adventure!!! I hope to see it!!! great content as always! Thanks for the upload. I look forward to the next one!!!

[@altebander2767]

Well the geese are a German pun on the word "Hooligans", "Hooligänse". That kinda translates to Hooli-geese.

[@Splendiferous42]

Good old Dingo, you can always count on them to be there when you scrape the bottom of the bargain bins 😁

[@DocZFlux]

I think the game ending in a tie is a perfect way to end such utter crap

[@Nyootimus]

Octy has quite the assortment of trinkets. Pusheen, MLP stuff both old and new, a copy of friggin Pokemon Black.. a Cacodemon, Count Duckula, it's fascinating :)

[@hayleyunknown9517]

I had never heard of these people before and now I am scared.

[@rootpaste]

14:55 "Jovi's father is the head of the lions".

[@Waccoon]

18:20 - The best part about this is that birds aren't supposed to have knockers at all. Thug life!

[@_The_Jim]

it's incredible, I think you put more effort into one video than dingo pictures put into their whole video library. Probably spent longer editing that they did at least. at least they had the decency to make their cover art look terrible so you were under no illusions as to what garbage they were selling. Not like the Nijabread man developer who actually had an enticing looking cover image guaranteeing dissapointment for the player. Your videos are never dissapointing however. I hope the algorithm brings you to many more viewers.

[@kevinvoell3854]

I don’t know how I only just found this channel, thanks to Nostalgia Nerd for featuring Octavius and introducing me to this channel.. I’ve binged all the videos here and love them ❤. Looking forward to future videos and more dick jokes.

[@PartyOnMyBlock]

I lost it at the hooligan geese! LMAO

[@patrickblakethesaint]

I will say, this cartoon is the one thing my ex and I agreed on. And we love it. I know it's bad, but its also iconic. I kinda hate when people mock it because it came from a place of love. Im not saying you did that at all, but a lot of people don't see it for what it was. Yes, laugh at it, but also love it. I think both can be true!

[@coyoteartist]

I was going to make a joke about the Galloping Goose Motorcycle Club being as they're 1%ers but that's probably a bit niche so I'll just say those geese look like characters rejected from Fritz the Cat.

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

Wabuu! Wabuu! He should have been the star of this film!

[@octaviusking]

I'm so tempted to do a full video about him but I might feel a bit bad subjecting you to it

[@WhatHoSnorkers]

You need to spread the Word of Wabuu. Imagine the cosplay opportunities of bouncing around on his giant baubles causing havoc! @@octaviusking

[@MathewHaswell]

@@octaviusking He is the Wabuu! He roams around the forest and doesn't need any shoe!

[@DerKork]

I am still getting unreasonably angry over the blind chicken that's in this film for no apparent reason... Yes, I didn't stop in the time between the stream and this video....

[@travisd05]

Octy + Dingo Pictures = KZbin gold

[@BRUXXUS]

Thank you for this! You were really hyping up that introduction of the hooligans... and .... there was no way you could have possibly prepared us for that... you tried, and yet... wow. I unironically loved that part! This whole thing was just incredible. :D

[@iainwalker8701]

I'd ask for the dinosaur adventure video but it sounds like it would fall under the category of Cruel and Unusual Punishment! Lol Just do what make you happy.

[@RoqueFortStu]

1:10 Well now, I actually DO use Deluxe Paint on an Amiga to do animation, but I think some will agree my work is better than this

[@pocketstationman6364]

These cartoons are even harder to watch than KingCobraJFS trying to use a can opener.

[@treyjohnson4035]

A 4 year old would watch this incessantly and you'd put the dvd in the fireplace

[@MegaBorusse1900]

Hey Louis, if you want more info for all things Dingo related, you should watch the videos by Phelan Porteous. Especially about the history and the dubs.

[@SUPERSAIYANLUNATIC]

Someone should make a game set after the end of Bedknobs and Broomsticks when the witch flew off to lay waste to the nazis with her magic

[@FlippingC]

Extra subplot the young lion's father is... King of the Lions bom bom bommmmm

[@dinitroacetylen]

These Dingo creations are the most baffling thing in Existence. Forget having a generalised solution for the Navier-Stokes equation. I want to know how something which has all the creative fantasy, skill, and passion of a kindergartener could become a commercial product!

[@jasonjones7461]

I want a full length feature film with the bondage geese and the emergency greta goose ambulance. Also yes I want you to do a video on ALL of these cartoons and PlayStation cartoon games.

[@stevenwhuntva]

I have something like 20 videos to catch up on but I'm pushing yours to the front of the queue

[@CyberSpider35]

Yeah, it would be interesting to hear your take on famous "Yiieeeeeeee"-movie. Because I think this meme was more famous than movie itself.