£1 Frozen Microwave Kebab | Ashens

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@Kretinos2323
@Kretinos2323 6 жыл бұрын
This channel has kept it's structure perfectly over the years.
@JeffersonSteelflexx
@JeffersonSteelflexx 6 жыл бұрын
That statement is so true. I mean no homo when I say this but this channel really has perfectly kept its structure over the years I find myself touching and playing with myself to these videos
@jefflum4040
@jefflum4040 6 жыл бұрын
To bad the sofa hasn't lol
@Minastir1
@Minastir1 6 жыл бұрын
It seems that Barry is replacing the sofa slowly but surely.
@KumaPaws376
@KumaPaws376 6 жыл бұрын
I liked ashens back in 1995!
@intrepidmatter8165
@intrepidmatter8165 6 жыл бұрын
Unlike the food he reviews
@clarissamcpigeon7857
@clarissamcpigeon7857 5 жыл бұрын
Kebab shop owners don't say "mate" all that often where I live... it's more likely "boss" or "my friend".
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
If you're a loyal customer they call you Big Boss. You elevate up the stages of Boss-ness.
@ryansmith7831
@ryansmith7831 5 жыл бұрын
Leicestershire?
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
@@ryansmith7831 I've encountered it all over the UK
@gnmpolicemata
@gnmpolicemata 5 жыл бұрын
The boss to surpass big boss
@davidjames579
@davidjames579 5 жыл бұрын
@@gnmpolicemata I've haven't cracked that yet. May require a Game Genie.
@CK-ceekay
@CK-ceekay 6 жыл бұрын
"I'd forgotten what bread does to microwaves, man" Dr Stuart Ashen 2019
@Skaera75b
@Skaera75b 5 жыл бұрын
Norfolk skunk must be incredible.
@ryansmith8500
@ryansmith8500 3 жыл бұрын
@@Skaera75b 😂😂😂😂 best comment ever omfg
@karlwalker1771
@karlwalker1771 5 жыл бұрын
I cooked one of these when I was absolutely slaughtered(14hrs on the lash!) and took one look and a lungful of its pretentious brag... I woke up the next day to find the cat had eaten it and vomited all over the house, and it was still farting and looking at me like it was all my bloody fault, I guess I had a very lucky escape:) PS the cat sniffs all his food from now on and trusts nothing from anywhere near the microwave. incidentally, if I open the microwave door the cat now bolts out of any exit available.
@spluggsy6482
@spluggsy6482 5 жыл бұрын
Karl Walker this is the most underrated comment
@jumbo4billion
@jumbo4billion 5 жыл бұрын
Thats a beautiful story man, thank you
@iana6713
@iana6713 5 жыл бұрын
On a computer in the library trying not to laugh out loud at this comment...
@xOALtoFrEak900Ox
@xOALtoFrEak900Ox 5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@seanp8220
@seanp8220 5 жыл бұрын
If I was drunk I still wouldn't order something like that thanks
@thegardenofeatin5965
@thegardenofeatin5965 5 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: pressed lamb scrotum, pain in the ass bread, chilly sauce with a y not an i, because it's not spicy, it's just cold, and garnished with naught to three sad onions.
@slavoslav9175
@slavoslav9175 4 жыл бұрын
And depressed 14 year olds
@TheHutchy01
@TheHutchy01 4 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing like a fool at "It's just cold".
@NFSA678
@NFSA678 3 жыл бұрын
those poor sad onions :c
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr 3 жыл бұрын
No to three sad onions
@Slytherin88
@Slytherin88 7 ай бұрын
Chilli is spelt with an i though.... otherwise you're just refering to the weather 😂
@alexanderharris5022
@alexanderharris5022 6 жыл бұрын
I like to think he microwaved it, and THEN invited Barry over, meaning it’s at least 3 hours old.
@paulgascoigne5343
@paulgascoigne5343 5 жыл бұрын
It's like red wine, you need to let it breath a while.
@seannyyx
@seannyyx 5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it would enjoy breathing in the bin..
@alexanderharris5022
@alexanderharris5022 5 жыл бұрын
Seannyyx I think it started out in a bin, then someone at Tesco scraped it out and put a stale naan bread over it.
@MrDannyDetail
@MrDannyDetail 5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderharris5022 In a sense you may not be wrong. Sometimes products might be developed to specifically use lower grade offcuts that couldn't make it into their other products, so as to minimise the company's waste by using everything they are supplied. Such offcuts could have been salvaged from the 'reject' receptacle of the production line of a different product I guess, though that would not be a general waste bin, and would still be 'fair game' from a food safety point of view (the whole line, or even plant, would likely be refridgerated). Though I should say, in case their lawyers are on here, that although I have worked in the food industry in the past, I haven't worked for either Tesco or any of their suppliers, so am only theorising, not stating anything as fact.
@godsarsehole
@godsarsehole 5 жыл бұрын
i mean it was a few years old before he even bought it
@fawyl
@fawyl 5 жыл бұрын
I like how pretty much everything like the 'worlds sharpest knife' is actually used and not just thrown away. Thank you.
@GoredonTheDestroyer
@GoredonTheDestroyer 5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it IS the World's _Sharpest_ Knife!
@themmgamer1227
@themmgamer1227 5 жыл бұрын
I still have the whole set of those Knives, and yes that are still sharp
@exox7534
@exox7534 5 жыл бұрын
Why would you throw a perfectly good knife away?
@elijah3081
@elijah3081 4 жыл бұрын
Bit late but that knife is actually great
@stoneron2
@stoneron2 4 жыл бұрын
It is really a sharp knife!
@krab9479
@krab9479 6 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I’m getting so sentimental but I’ve realized just now that I’ve been watching Ashens since I was eight. I’m nineteen now.
@MarsofAritia
@MarsofAritia 6 жыл бұрын
all that time, wasted
@NovaCrackers
@NovaCrackers 5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Gwynn Wow, I can't believe it's been that long....
@NovaCrackers
@NovaCrackers 5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Gwynn Wow, I can't believe it's been that long...
@munjee2
@munjee2 5 жыл бұрын
I have been watching since I was nine and I'm eighteen now , so basically you but the numbers flipped
@silver47official
@silver47official 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching since I was 18 and now I’m nine. Time flies the wrong way sometimes.
@squirrelguy2195
@squirrelguy2195 4 жыл бұрын
I love how the "döner kebab" literally has sad onions. Truly, a "meal" after Stuart's heart.
@aahnecroth
@aahnecroth 11 ай бұрын
*döner
@TechnicalJimActual
@TechnicalJimActual 4 жыл бұрын
Barry: [Waiting in Ashen's bar, overhearing the faint sound of Ashens presenting the £1 Frozen Microwave Kebab.] "Oh, so that's why he invited me over."
@peterclarke7240
@peterclarke7240 3 жыл бұрын
(phones up Mrs Barry): "goodbye, darling. Tell the girls I love them."
@DarnElectricalVolts
@DarnElectricalVolts 6 жыл бұрын
I've been subbed to this channel for years now and the content has maintained its quality throughout all of them. High quality content using low quality food
@frowlinian8175
@frowlinian8175 6 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed at all... it's kind of eerie, can't tell if a video is from 2006 or 2019... but hey; if it ain't broke, dont fix it I suppose
@NarmyHiiragi
@NarmyHiiragi 5 жыл бұрын
Too many collab videos now. I don't care about Barry or Dan or whoever, I'm subbed for Ashens.
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 5 жыл бұрын
More like byproducts of low quality imitation food byproducts.
@CrazyInsaneBiscuit
@CrazyInsaneBiscuit 5 жыл бұрын
I came for the bloody popstation reviews and here we are.
@MrSlendyMannn
@MrSlendyMannn Жыл бұрын
@@NarmyHiiragiA lot of KZbinrs have gone down the route of constant collabs, even though it’s obvious that most people sub for the individual, not for others.
@pabond008
@pabond008 6 жыл бұрын
Man I do hate what bread does to microwaves!
@acidhelm
@acidhelm 6 жыл бұрын
I heard that too XD
@TanjoGalbi
@TanjoGalbi 6 жыл бұрын
@@acidhelm Me too lol
@kateschmid2889
@kateschmid2889 6 жыл бұрын
I immediately paused the video and came to find this comment!
@bucwhovian8305
@bucwhovian8305 5 жыл бұрын
"What has happened to your microwave mate?" "The bread got to it, it will never be the same again."
@themeanestofgenes2409
@themeanestofgenes2409 5 жыл бұрын
I've known people that make cheese on toast in the microwave. 😦
@kye924
@kye924 5 жыл бұрын
Bought one of these just to try it, expecting a bit of gut rot and generally “off” stomach. No. I was wrong. The whole world fell out of my arse not long after eating it
@donovanfox7752
@donovanfox7752 5 жыл бұрын
Sounds painful . Are you still alive ?
@jackk8707
@jackk8707 5 жыл бұрын
Donovan Fox can anyone be truly alive in a world where this dish exists?
@kye924
@kye924 5 жыл бұрын
Donovan Fox surprisingly I am alive. Not sure how long I’ve got left
@saerudayo
@saerudayo 5 жыл бұрын
Kyle McHugh Every second it was microwaved was a month off of your life
@kye924
@kye924 5 жыл бұрын
丈夫Saeru I’ve probably had worse in a proper kebab to be fair
@TonyyStarrkk1994
@TonyyStarrkk1994 5 жыл бұрын
“£1 frozen microwave kebab” is a synonym for diarrhea.
@therunawaykid6523
@therunawaykid6523 4 жыл бұрын
My tinder name
@hasoonnine
@hasoonnine 3 жыл бұрын
I never liked having a healthy bowel system anyway
@AlexanderEXP
@AlexanderEXP 5 жыл бұрын
i hate what bread does to microwaves aswell 5:59
@J_5612
@J_5612 5 жыл бұрын
Read this exactly wen he said it
@fluvee
@fluvee 5 жыл бұрын
@@waynekerr866 That's the joke
@JSwag69
@JSwag69 5 жыл бұрын
Wayne Kerr you missed the whole point
@lestat305
@lestat305 5 жыл бұрын
@@waynekerr866 delete this
@waynekerr866
@waynekerr866 5 жыл бұрын
@@lestat305 I didn't watch that that bit shit 😂
@CptFantabulous
@CptFantabulous 6 жыл бұрын
"The Sweaty Nan" was the name of my short-lived strip club
@HappyCynic
@HappyCynic 6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheMadMaple
@TheMadMaple 6 жыл бұрын
That's strange. It was also the name of my college ska band.
@balucious
@balucious 6 жыл бұрын
It's what I called my Grandma.
@ESKATEUK
@ESKATEUK 5 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Fantabulous 😂😂
@thefiestaguy8831
@thefiestaguy8831 5 жыл бұрын
It's Naan....
@artinyyk
@artinyyk 5 жыл бұрын
I never seen a food so depressing it looks grey and saps the colour out of its surroundings.
@reallyryan_
@reallyryan_ 5 жыл бұрын
just like me at social events
@Judokasting
@Judokasting 5 жыл бұрын
If I were Barry, and Ashens was my friend, I'd be highly suspicious of getting a call from said friend saying "Hey old chap, why don't you come across the island, no reason, honest, I uhhh, missed you"...highly suspicious I tell you!
@user-ov7ci8tp8v
@user-ov7ci8tp8v 4 жыл бұрын
That cheeky thumbs up right after “Hello, Barry!” Is priceless.
@_thefiddlestck1838
@_thefiddlestck1838 5 жыл бұрын
'Florida man causes explosion by attempting to microwave a microwave'
@isaacbailey3681
@isaacbailey3681 5 жыл бұрын
In Britain no less.
@user-rr2tg9wq5m
@user-rr2tg9wq5m 5 жыл бұрын
Damn florida man
@BarbarianGod
@BarbarianGod 5 жыл бұрын
1:18 "Warning Information - Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain" truly an Excellent product
@Laevaryl
@Laevaryl 2 жыл бұрын
Practically anything you can buy says that, it's just to cover the company's back from a legal standpoint in the (extremely) rare case that there actually is bones left in the food you buy.
@poisonedivysaur
@poisonedivysaur 5 жыл бұрын
Warning information: Although every care is taken to remove all bones some may remain. Good luck.
@klontjespap
@klontjespap 5 жыл бұрын
in the netherlands we have these cheap (like 30-40 cents a piece) bakpau bread for the microwave in the supermarkets here, and i call them "bottenbrood" (translated: bone bread), because sometimes you may find a hard piece in the filling lol
@weg5856
@weg5856 5 жыл бұрын
Poisoned Ivysaur almost everything in the uk says that on the packaging.
@jayneyxx5063
@jayneyxx5063 5 жыл бұрын
чєαh вut whαt kíndα вσnєѕ frσm whαt αnímαl thαt wσuld вє mч quєѕtíσn
@Unadulteratedmadness
@Unadulteratedmadness 5 жыл бұрын
Poisoned Ivysaur it’s cool SLEPP will have the bones from you
@xenalin1
@xenalin1 6 жыл бұрын
5:55 "Oh I've forgotten what BREAD does to MICROWAVES" lol
@Panzerman4
@Panzerman4 4 жыл бұрын
"The worlds sharpest knife". The first Ashens-video i ever watched.
@Stgpx9
@Stgpx9 4 жыл бұрын
Same
@karvast5726
@karvast5726 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkfent
@darkfent 3 жыл бұрын
Same
@shana_dmr
@shana_dmr 5 жыл бұрын
I feel like designers of this product were also a bit too inebriated. I'm not well versed in art of British doner shops, but aren't "grill" marks on bread supposed to be on the outside?
@ivanasukyakok5133
@ivanasukyakok5133 5 жыл бұрын
Karol Piotrowski silence, worm
@chair5728
@chair5728 4 жыл бұрын
Ivana Sukyakok Worm? Is that meant to be an insult or?
@GTAmaniac1
@GTAmaniac1 4 жыл бұрын
When it comes to bread grill marks makes no sense because the inside is rubbed into the grease left behind by the meat so that the breads get flavor.
@bitterjames
@bitterjames 4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanasukyakok5133 you are Russian, your nation is an anti-example.
@durnel2001
@durnel2001 3 жыл бұрын
@@bitterjames if you think that person is Russian because of their name, I suggest you read it again
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 5 жыл бұрын
LIES Everyone knows that Ashens is really just a cam-corder with arms attached to the sides! Who is this eggheaded weirdo?
@supremebouncer8684
@supremebouncer8684 5 жыл бұрын
That is donkey meat and remains of rot waste meat from different animals
@JoelGloade
@JoelGloade 5 жыл бұрын
Like the Japanese commercials for NO MORE movie thief! Where a camera face in a suit is arrested by a siren headed police officer
@CaptainCrazyble
@CaptainCrazyble 5 жыл бұрын
Probably that same guy who said Pewds "has legs"
@LeafseasonMagbag
@LeafseasonMagbag 5 жыл бұрын
NEVER@@xanatanuwu
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 5 жыл бұрын
Literally the second true Ashens video ever made shows him waist-up.
@soccerboy1447
@soccerboy1447 6 жыл бұрын
I love serving my microwave kebabs in a purple void on sundays, makes them taste better!
@j.m.74
@j.m.74 6 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to garnish generously with grass masks
@sholahverassa8582
@sholahverassa8582 5 жыл бұрын
@Nostalgia For Infinity More like "Purple void - everything is better, when it's purple!"
@furblokeEN
@furblokeEN 5 жыл бұрын
"It smells of naan. Its naan-y". Funny how thats so, when its a pitta bread
@tpayne7020
@tpayne7020 4 жыл бұрын
Terry Jackson NANI?!
@kindredtoast3439
@kindredtoast3439 4 жыл бұрын
The subtitles there say "I mean it's Nani yo you true true..."
@tkr6536
@tkr6536 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like a naan to me
@kinnikuboneman
@kinnikuboneman 4 жыл бұрын
They're basically the same bread
@pardontillinghast4989
@pardontillinghast4989 3 жыл бұрын
Maybe he meant that it smelt of his sweaty old nan
@lsjibbs7077
@lsjibbs7077 5 жыл бұрын
"When meat (meets) convenience, but takes price out of the equation" that's genius
@silverwatermermaid1563
@silverwatermermaid1563 3 жыл бұрын
I love watching ashens eat microwave food when I'm too ill to eat. Microwave food is some of my favourite comfort food, the soggyer the better
@barryretmanski4763
@barryretmanski4763 5 жыл бұрын
I wasn't looking at the screen when you said "Hello Barry"... I was like WTF? XD I feel hungry now...
@ChrisHominski
@ChrisHominski 6 жыл бұрын
"Yes I want all the chili sauce you can fit in it because I am very drunk" lmao
@BandEater
@BandEater 6 жыл бұрын
A drunken adventure with ashens would complete my life, ngl.
@bentramer682
@bentramer682 4 жыл бұрын
Okay Big Boss
@BandEater
@BandEater 6 жыл бұрын
indepth review of the poundland vibrators next??
@johndawhale3197
@johndawhale3197 6 жыл бұрын
Please tell me those aren't a thing...
@KurosakiYukigo
@KurosakiYukigo 6 жыл бұрын
@@johndawhale3197 oh but they are
@johndawhale3197
@johndawhale3197 6 жыл бұрын
Yahweh please help us...
@purdy9431
@purdy9431 5 жыл бұрын
@@johndawhale3197 Even if it's a troll it will become real just because enough people are talking about it, I cant wait to see who the guest on Ashens will be who can give the rating without a smile and most importantly was the brown sofa involved.
@webchimp
@webchimp 5 жыл бұрын
Peruse big clive's channel fro a few of those
@robertfuentes9677
@robertfuentes9677 5 жыл бұрын
The World's Sharpest Knife cameo was just priceless
@LeninCake
@LeninCake 5 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish person, Im sueing for assault
@aydna3317
@aydna3317 4 жыл бұрын
Me an Azerbaijani: I feel you bro
@daemonspudguy
@daemonspudguy 3 жыл бұрын
@@aydna3317 the only thine the Turkic peoples and the Greeks will agree on something is that this sad excuse for a doner kebab/gyro is equal to slander.
@caramelldansen2204
@caramelldansen2204 3 жыл бұрын
Lenin gang
@off_Planet
@off_Planet 3 жыл бұрын
Germany has the best Döner. But I agree, that thing is an abomination.
@furiousgeorge6594
@furiousgeorge6594 6 жыл бұрын
1:16 Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain......
@Just_lift_anyone
@Just_lift_anyone 5 жыл бұрын
Horse bones can be difficult to remove
@drunkenhobo8020
@drunkenhobo8020 5 жыл бұрын
Not on Slepp's watch.
@KaiserMattTygore927
@KaiserMattTygore927 5 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sometimes you get little human bones stuck in the meat during the process.
@gemstonegynoid7475
@gemstonegynoid7475 5 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserMattTygore927 the protein levels in the vats have lowered since we installed that railing on the catwalk above
@Tubeite
@Tubeite 5 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserMattTygore927 Gives a different meaning to the term "finger food".
@mothman7430
@mothman7430 4 жыл бұрын
it’s so weird seeing slight dialect changes in information, like how calories are labeled as energy on the nutrition info, in japan sugar is just called sugariness, still keeping in track with gram count.
@mr.sinister2029
@mr.sinister2029 6 жыл бұрын
The fact you haven't yet cracked 2 million subs with your years of quality content is a tragedy of the highest caliber.
@TheGlitched64
@TheGlitched64 Жыл бұрын
"I like the sweaty naan" - Its phrases like that, that always makes Barry's cameos a treat
@PirateDogAMV
@PirateDogAMV 5 жыл бұрын
I like these lmao, I buy them from Iceland now and then. XD
@Df36734
@Df36734 4 жыл бұрын
yuck
@Df36734
@Df36734 4 жыл бұрын
upload again
@paulkerr7320
@paulkerr7320 4 жыл бұрын
Yup i have been known to enjoy them
@instinctmlbb757
@instinctmlbb757 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair they aren’t that bad😂 I used to buy and eat these all the time
@scottwhitley3392
@scottwhitley3392 4 жыл бұрын
I bet your shites are nuclear
@retroviking4681
@retroviking4681 5 жыл бұрын
heat 'em up - an excellent game genre
@ProfessorYana
@ProfessorYana 4 жыл бұрын
Like a shoot-'em-up, only every single weapon is a flamethrower or other incendiary device.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 4 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorYana Microwave gun, plasma cannon
@UKDrivingTest
@UKDrivingTest 5 жыл бұрын
3:30 - Woah woah wait, there is a donna kebab on that plate? it IS well camouflaged. All I saw on the plate was something the cat sicked up, wrapped in an soggy naan.
@kamikazekalamari
@kamikazekalamari 6 жыл бұрын
As a citizen of Berlin, this was extra disgusting to watch
@kevboard
@kevboard 6 жыл бұрын
I bet xD everyone in Berlin felt a disturbance of the force the moment they took a bite
@g36killer
@g36killer 6 жыл бұрын
East or west? This should look pretty good for the east.
@coyotelong4349
@coyotelong4349 6 жыл бұрын
Yep, this is an affront to proper Berlin doners
@jobblejosh9713
@jobblejosh9713 5 жыл бұрын
Der Gerät schlaft nicht
@tpat90
@tpat90 5 жыл бұрын
@Stanley1337 Shouldn't be hard, they are usually everywhere ... If you mean Tic Tacs - Fresh Orange
@Jobey_99
@Jobey_99 4 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed to say I've eaten many of these after my 2 mile walk back from the pub after too many beers to count. I'm also ashamed to say I really enjoyed it from what i remember, I've never had it sober though so who knows
@lily91109
@lily91109 3 жыл бұрын
you're living your best life just make sure you drink enough water though luv
@Near_Void
@Near_Void 5 жыл бұрын
Float in a purple void sounds like a indie prog rock band
@TheLunnyBear
@TheLunnyBear 5 жыл бұрын
I've secretly loved these since I was a kid. I feel so dirty, but so good every time I eat them.
@Phoebe5448
@Phoebe5448 5 жыл бұрын
Same. I actually like the breakfast wrap.
@JosephAdcock.
@JosephAdcock. 2 жыл бұрын
I think that's how you develop colon cancer 🤣
@HoursFreeAOLsp
@HoursFreeAOLsp 6 жыл бұрын
Sorry Ashens but when you say doner kebab I think fillet'o'human
@jaylittleton1
@jaylittleton1 6 жыл бұрын
"Soylent Green is people!"
@mathieuleader8601
@mathieuleader8601 5 жыл бұрын
Fillet o'sapien
@Anomyzer24
@Anomyzer24 6 жыл бұрын
The same sofa, this channel never changes thats good.
@mathewakad2861
@mathewakad2861 5 жыл бұрын
Ashens has some pure quality content 👍
@Anomyzer24
@Anomyzer24 5 жыл бұрын
@@mathewakad2861 Yea dude, this is quality
@Firestar4041
@Firestar4041 Жыл бұрын
"I want all the chilly sauce you can fit into it, because i am very drunk." "How bout the microwave version?" "Im not near drunk enough for *that"*
@Lrr_Of_Omikron
@Lrr_Of_Omikron 3 жыл бұрын
"Microwave sweat" has got to be one of the funniest and yet very true statements I've ever heard.
@alan2514
@alan2514 6 жыл бұрын
I love this channel i cant possibly say how much, salutations from mexico ashens and everyone else
@harrychiekoishikawa1150
@harrychiekoishikawa1150 5 жыл бұрын
I've had a fair few of these, I don't think they're anywhere near as bad as they made out, and the "sweat" from the bread literally evaporates if you flip the bread over and don't leave it to make a pool underneath
@CorndogCrusader
@CorndogCrusader 5 жыл бұрын
I'm very impressed he still has that knife he reviewed from 5 YEARS AGO. 😆
@imperialwolf7872
@imperialwolf7872 2 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching this channel since 2007. It’s absolutely insane that not only is it still going but it’s still the same format despite all the changes everyone else tried to hop on to. If that’s not commendable, I don’t know what is. I can even still remember watching the first popstation review
@matthewbaker4885
@matthewbaker4885 5 жыл бұрын
"Do you want the chilli sauce?* How dare you assume I'm drunk! I've only had 17 beers! No I'm not drink and yess I want the sauce!
@robertlembo
@robertlembo 6 жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! I still remember watching the World's Sharpest Knife video for the first time and absolutely losing my mind hysterically laughing!!! xD So good to see that thing again! :D
@DASyam-tb7qt
@DASyam-tb7qt 6 жыл бұрын
That was my first Ashens video. And I subscribed right after. And I've never been the same since...
@grahamlive
@grahamlive 5 жыл бұрын
Just need a reappearance of that toy violin now. I almost died watching that.
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 5 жыл бұрын
Raziah Aysam - Same here!
@AtheistOrphan
@AtheistOrphan 5 жыл бұрын
grahamlive - ‘Stella Bottom Tile’
@Mittibh
@Mittibh 5 жыл бұрын
I’ve got one of the worlds sharpest knifes 😂😂 I’ve had it years and it’s still actually sharp as day I got it (mum present) 😂😂
@zarach11
@zarach11 5 жыл бұрын
Oh I used to get the 40p version from Nisa in Gillingham when I was at uni, I'll never forget the smell
@ethangilbertmedia
@ethangilbertmedia 5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god
@jen6893
@jen6893 5 жыл бұрын
Alexander Zarach how are you still alive
@exox7534
@exox7534 5 жыл бұрын
40p? Damn, I'm sorry that happened to you.
@plandemic1984
@plandemic1984 5 жыл бұрын
Gillingham a pure scum area. the locals probably live of them lol
@plandemic1984
@plandemic1984 4 жыл бұрын
Marky lol clearly you don’t As that comment was irrelevant to what I said
@currentlyeatingpies1274
@currentlyeatingpies1274 6 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see what culinary delights Barry can make for £1.
@apexofbeing
@apexofbeing 5 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to see these on this channel! I probably have one of these every week. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think they're delicious! They're especially nice if you add some salad, chips and burger sauce. Only problem is that the frozen onion bits have a tendency to jump out as soon as you take them out the plastic packaging. Sometimes I have to spend a minute carefully scooping the kamikaze onions back up into the kebab, but you have to be really careful lest you snap the brittle frozen naan. Still, it gives you something to do while you're boiling a cup of water to defrost the chilli sauce in. And you guessed it: I'm a bachelor.
@Littlemochicakes
@Littlemochicakes 5 жыл бұрын
I always get a good hearty laugh from your videos. Thank you for lifting my spirits up. Love from Austin, TX!
@ReflectionEternal2
@ReflectionEternal2 5 жыл бұрын
I can feel the hesitation to eat this through the screen
@EmirTahaYerlikaya
@EmirTahaYerlikaya 4 жыл бұрын
I born in Turkey and i lived here 18 years. And i have never seen a "Döner Kebab" like that.
@ellenorbjornsdottir1166
@ellenorbjornsdottir1166 4 жыл бұрын
here in Canada we call them donairs
@squirrelguy2195
@squirrelguy2195 4 жыл бұрын
Probably because you haven't been "blessed" by the presence of Poundland.
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 4 жыл бұрын
They have a lot of names, generally of Greek attribution
@baftirbaftiroski1437
@baftirbaftiroski1437 3 жыл бұрын
@@AgentTasmania I think he meant more the sauce, in real Döner Kebab goes yoghurt with garlic sauce.
@mrljgibson
@mrljgibson 5 жыл бұрын
Price, quality, and convenience... you can only get two out of those three.
@alwopp0pp
@alwopp0pp 5 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched this classic channel in so long; and still brings the same amazing content.
@MrSlendyMannn
@MrSlendyMannn 2 жыл бұрын
7:14 That close up of Barry’s reaction got me good lmao
@TomsSauce
@TomsSauce 6 жыл бұрын
That is definitely not just revenge for a dropped pizza, that's just pure malice
@lasarousi
@lasarousi 5 жыл бұрын
Alice?
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 5 жыл бұрын
And masochism for eating it himself.
@bennyboypolo
@bennyboypolo 4 жыл бұрын
I literally didn't expect Barry, what a sad turn of events for him :D
@simonjohnhinton1938
@simonjohnhinton1938 5 жыл бұрын
That's the same one I had. It's OK but my arse said otherwise on Wednesday.
@zehn39
@zehn39 2 жыл бұрын
Ashens has never had a kebab floating in a purple void and it shows.
@neilsanghvi5229
@neilsanghvi5229 4 жыл бұрын
'Doner Kebab' action figure with chilli sauce accessory deserves a place on the shelf of interesting items.
@mercedeswilson7664
@mercedeswilson7664 6 жыл бұрын
The world's sharpest knife?! We love a sharp co-host
@KertaDrake
@KertaDrake 5 жыл бұрын
He always gets the point across and cuts straight to the heart of the matter. A real quality slice of content.
@57F.K
@57F.K 5 жыл бұрын
As a proud turk this döner really offends me.
@giovannifiorrosso6053
@giovannifiorrosso6053 5 жыл бұрын
Let me guess you live in Germany?
@57F.K
@57F.K 5 жыл бұрын
@@giovannifiorrosso6053 no in sinop turkey
@homelessnative
@homelessnative 5 жыл бұрын
here we go
@57F.K
@57F.K 5 жыл бұрын
@@homelessnative ?
@57F.K
@57F.K 5 жыл бұрын
@@mondeano2602 bruh
@MysticJhn
@MysticJhn 6 жыл бұрын
I give it a day before someone actually creates "The Tasteless Onion" KZbin channel.
@SSBBPOKEFAN
@SSBBPOKEFAN 6 жыл бұрын
I give it eleven minutes.
@thetastelessonion733
@thetastelessonion733 6 жыл бұрын
@claudiobizama5603
@claudiobizama5603 5 жыл бұрын
@@thetastelessonion733 you better Photoshop a 0-3 sad onions face on your profile pic
@pedrorussell17
@pedrorussell17 5 жыл бұрын
Remember subbing couple years ago to Ashens, and till this day im still impressed with his channel. Bravo
@LordLampost
@LordLampost 5 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. I've been a huge Ashens fan since the very beginning. Actually, i've been a fan since before youtube, I used to sneak into his house and watch him on his couch.
@repurify5725
@repurify5725 5 жыл бұрын
It smells Naani NANI!?!?
@iby914
@iby914 5 жыл бұрын
Is that you, Kiryu?
@repurify5725
@repurify5725 5 жыл бұрын
Splat Splat Girl! It does mean that
@minimanson160
@minimanson160 5 жыл бұрын
omae wa mou shindeiru!
@theweirdo8622
@theweirdo8622 5 жыл бұрын
@Nae Weah Aye joking about autism ain't funny love
@theweirdo8622
@theweirdo8622 5 жыл бұрын
@Splat Splat Girl! It's from an anime called Hokuto no Ken.
@siliconebaby6270
@siliconebaby6270 6 жыл бұрын
I love that Sims Create-a-Style wallpaper in Stuart's house.
@ArtyJerjerrod
@ArtyJerjerrod 5 жыл бұрын
Silicone Baby I think they’re blinds actually which makes it even worse
@Littlemochicakes
@Littlemochicakes 5 жыл бұрын
I thinks it's the blinds too!
@NeoDragoN7676
@NeoDragoN7676 6 жыл бұрын
Honestly these are alright for a quid.....there's much much worse shit out there.
@eyeballpaul700
@eyeballpaul700 4 жыл бұрын
Brits and not being able to pronounce the word "Doner" A match made in heaven
@Satsumaru0
@Satsumaru0 5 жыл бұрын
oh whoa, got that camera upgrade nice man :) I haven't been checking the videos much lately, its a nice little surprise to come by haha
@nukehero9950
@nukehero9950 5 жыл бұрын
Number 9 on trending ashens! I've never seen you trending before
@nunyabiz8305
@nunyabiz8305 5 жыл бұрын
For as Pink as the boxes there has to be some Pepto-Bismol in there or this product was made by Pepto-Bismol
@johnnyappleseed4544
@johnnyappleseed4544 6 жыл бұрын
Did you see that pound land started selling vibrators for 5
@spook9155
@spook9155 6 жыл бұрын
ISTHISTRUE?
@solesxtoes3582
@solesxtoes3582 6 жыл бұрын
This is true.. you have to ask for “Justin” when at the counter. lol!
@TheBlackcredo
@TheBlackcredo 6 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Ashens reviewing that? Or how?
@SuperFunkmachine
@SuperFunkmachine 6 жыл бұрын
@@spook9155 they used to sell porn dvds...
@solesxtoes3582
@solesxtoes3582 6 жыл бұрын
I will be purchasing one also... For scientific purposes.
@mrprice8636
@mrprice8636 3 жыл бұрын
Why am I up late watching a British man eat a frozen kebab on his sofa? I need to go to bed
@schalkespringer
@schalkespringer 5 жыл бұрын
We have Donairs here where I live now. It's kebab-spiced beef, finely chopped tomato and onion, and a distinct sweet, garlicky yogurt sauce. Very delicious! But I recommend sauce on the side anyone new to donair sauce! It's a unique flavour.
@Wuuzi
@Wuuzi 5 жыл бұрын
After graduating from Yale with a degree in Forensic Science, I am finally ready to conduct my research in order to answer a question that i've had for the past decade. Is Ashens an experimental neural net AI designed by the USSR?
@n0isyturtle
@n0isyturtle 6 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed it actually looks just like the picture on the box. Just goes to show how crap the picture is.
@FancyCaterpillar
@FancyCaterpillar 5 жыл бұрын
"i came from across the country for this" by that you mean a 2 hour drive lmaoo
@TheSmart-CasualGamer
@TheSmart-CasualGamer 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a bloody long way to go to get a kebab.
@The.throngler
@The.throngler 4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer a bad kebab at that
@kylerowland90
@kylerowland90 5 жыл бұрын
I've watched less than 3 minutes of this video so far and I've already subscribed. Excellent commentary sir
@Whurlpuul
@Whurlpuul 5 жыл бұрын
The return of The World's Sharpest Knife was my favourite bit.
@caketta
@caketta 5 жыл бұрын
7:11 every day we stray further from God - It is pitta not naan
@kristiyanivanov5055
@kristiyanivanov5055 5 жыл бұрын
Who cares tho. Stop overreacting
@Jadey
@Jadey 5 жыл бұрын
🙄 in the south it's pitta, up north it is often served on naan
@RBLXDignitysHQ
@RBLXDignitysHQ 5 жыл бұрын
@@Jadey ok you weirdo, but in turkey it is served on a pitta. And if that's where it comes from, that's what it's meant to be served on.
@caketta
@caketta 5 жыл бұрын
@@kristiyanivanov5055 No where in my comment was I overeating. You obviously can't read correctly, all I did was point out something incorrect, emphasised by the use of a meme. That also proves I was not overreacting...
@kristiyanivanov5055
@kristiyanivanov5055 5 жыл бұрын
MicrosoftBob A bit of an overreacting meme to prove a point about some food, don’t you think ?
@Le_Petomane
@Le_Petomane 6 жыл бұрын
Barry is the worst educated chef ever, that abomination is meant to be pita bread not naan.
@DarthZ01
@DarthZ01 5 жыл бұрын
A simple curry, with a bit of naan bread on the side.
@jenniferrose6400
@jenniferrose6400 5 жыл бұрын
Leave my Barry alone :,(
@Le_Petomane
@Le_Petomane 5 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferrose6400 "your" Barry?
@nickthegun
@nickthegun 5 жыл бұрын
That's trying to be a naan, son.
@Okurka.
@Okurka. 5 жыл бұрын
Educated? Chef?
@M4tth2w
@M4tth2w 5 жыл бұрын
Barry: "the nambread is nany" Me: NANI!?!
@captaindreadnought212
@captaindreadnought212 5 жыл бұрын
i didn't realise stu and barry have known each other that long its so pure
@Jean.05
@Jean.05 5 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Ashens for 8 years and the couch is still at pristine condition, holy hell.
@DSCMBOBULTD
@DSCMBOBULTD 6 жыл бұрын
Hey. Have a nice weekend
@fenrirrising131
@fenrirrising131 5 жыл бұрын
No u
@aiyanaeagle1929
@aiyanaeagle1929 5 жыл бұрын
Kebab with chili sauce ? Euwwwwww. In the Nederland we eat it with garlic sauce 🤤
@sammyisherenow
@sammyisherenow 5 жыл бұрын
Aiyana Eagle we have garlic and chilli sauce with it but chilli tends to be slightly more popular
@josefbapira8198
@josefbapira8198 5 жыл бұрын
polifatts no you just colonize other countries for their oil and blame them for all the bad things that’s happened in the world. If you think about it you are literally hitler
@Aeoniik
@Aeoniik 5 жыл бұрын
chili is for men, hence why you might not eat it in the neuterlands
@BichaelStevens
@BichaelStevens 5 жыл бұрын
@@SoloTravelerOffTheBeatenPath 0/10 pathetic low effort troll
@BichaelStevens
@BichaelStevens 5 жыл бұрын
@@josefbapira8198 "everyone I don't like is literally by dictionary and biography definition Hitler"
@JakeSimonJR
@JakeSimonJR 5 жыл бұрын
omae wa mou shindeiru 6:16
@PizzaShibe
@PizzaShibe 5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@gustavfrohlich2110
@gustavfrohlich2110 5 жыл бұрын
NANI??
@theweirdo8622
@theweirdo8622 5 жыл бұрын
@The National Guard It means "You are already dead." "What?!"
@johneygd
@johneygd 5 жыл бұрын
After years of attempts from company’s to make your microwave more useful with failed results,but the range maye pr pan, it’s a truelly game changer, now you can actually,bake,cook and steam in your microwave , Those minutes per kind meal can vary per type microwave and depending on it’s power and it’s a bit of trial on error and you have to flip your food halfway this process bu it works, i really want to see dr ashens will review that unit.
@Sanderford
@Sanderford Жыл бұрын
This strikes me as the sort of thing I might keep in the freezer for when I drink at home, so I have something to soak up the booze without wasting legitimately good food on my drunken tongue.
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