This channel has kept it's structure perfectly over the years.
@JeffersonSteelflexx6 жыл бұрын
That statement is so true. I mean no homo when I say this but this channel really has perfectly kept its structure over the years I find myself touching and playing with myself to these videos
@jefflum40406 жыл бұрын
To bad the sofa hasn't lol
@Minastir16 жыл бұрын
It seems that Barry is replacing the sofa slowly but surely.
@KumaPaws3766 жыл бұрын
I liked ashens back in 1995!
@intrepidmatter81656 жыл бұрын
Unlike the food he reviews
@clarissamcpigeon78575 жыл бұрын
Kebab shop owners don't say "mate" all that often where I live... it's more likely "boss" or "my friend".
@davidjames5795 жыл бұрын
If you're a loyal customer they call you Big Boss. You elevate up the stages of Boss-ness.
@ryansmith78315 жыл бұрын
Leicestershire?
@davidjames5795 жыл бұрын
@@ryansmith7831 I've encountered it all over the UK
@gnmpolicemata5 жыл бұрын
The boss to surpass big boss
@davidjames5795 жыл бұрын
@@gnmpolicemata I've haven't cracked that yet. May require a Game Genie.
@CK-ceekay6 жыл бұрын
"I'd forgotten what bread does to microwaves, man" Dr Stuart Ashen 2019
@Skaera75b5 жыл бұрын
Norfolk skunk must be incredible.
@ryansmith85003 жыл бұрын
@@Skaera75b 😂😂😂😂 best comment ever omfg
@karlwalker17715 жыл бұрын
I cooked one of these when I was absolutely slaughtered(14hrs on the lash!) and took one look and a lungful of its pretentious brag... I woke up the next day to find the cat had eaten it and vomited all over the house, and it was still farting and looking at me like it was all my bloody fault, I guess I had a very lucky escape:) PS the cat sniffs all his food from now on and trusts nothing from anywhere near the microwave. incidentally, if I open the microwave door the cat now bolts out of any exit available.
@spluggsy64825 жыл бұрын
Karl Walker this is the most underrated comment
@jumbo4billion5 жыл бұрын
Thats a beautiful story man, thank you
@iana67135 жыл бұрын
On a computer in the library trying not to laugh out loud at this comment...
@xOALtoFrEak900Ox5 жыл бұрын
LOL
@seanp82205 жыл бұрын
If I was drunk I still wouldn't order something like that thanks
@thegardenofeatin59655 жыл бұрын
Ingredients: pressed lamb scrotum, pain in the ass bread, chilly sauce with a y not an i, because it's not spicy, it's just cold, and garnished with naught to three sad onions.
@slavoslav91754 жыл бұрын
And depressed 14 year olds
@TheHutchy014 жыл бұрын
I'm laughing like a fool at "It's just cold".
@NFSA6783 жыл бұрын
those poor sad onions :c
@MattSuguisAsFondAsEverrr3 жыл бұрын
No to three sad onions
@Slytherin887 ай бұрын
Chilli is spelt with an i though.... otherwise you're just refering to the weather 😂
@alexanderharris50226 жыл бұрын
I like to think he microwaved it, and THEN invited Barry over, meaning it’s at least 3 hours old.
@paulgascoigne53435 жыл бұрын
It's like red wine, you need to let it breath a while.
@seannyyx5 жыл бұрын
I'm sure it would enjoy breathing in the bin..
@alexanderharris50225 жыл бұрын
Seannyyx I think it started out in a bin, then someone at Tesco scraped it out and put a stale naan bread over it.
@MrDannyDetail5 жыл бұрын
@@alexanderharris5022 In a sense you may not be wrong. Sometimes products might be developed to specifically use lower grade offcuts that couldn't make it into their other products, so as to minimise the company's waste by using everything they are supplied. Such offcuts could have been salvaged from the 'reject' receptacle of the production line of a different product I guess, though that would not be a general waste bin, and would still be 'fair game' from a food safety point of view (the whole line, or even plant, would likely be refridgerated). Though I should say, in case their lawyers are on here, that although I have worked in the food industry in the past, I haven't worked for either Tesco or any of their suppliers, so am only theorising, not stating anything as fact.
@godsarsehole5 жыл бұрын
i mean it was a few years old before he even bought it
@fawyl5 жыл бұрын
I like how pretty much everything like the 'worlds sharpest knife' is actually used and not just thrown away. Thank you.
@GoredonTheDestroyer5 жыл бұрын
To be fair, it IS the World's _Sharpest_ Knife!
@themmgamer12275 жыл бұрын
I still have the whole set of those Knives, and yes that are still sharp
@exox75345 жыл бұрын
Why would you throw a perfectly good knife away?
@elijah30814 жыл бұрын
Bit late but that knife is actually great
@stoneron24 жыл бұрын
It is really a sharp knife!
@krab94796 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why I’m getting so sentimental but I’ve realized just now that I’ve been watching Ashens since I was eight. I’m nineteen now.
@MarsofAritia6 жыл бұрын
all that time, wasted
@NovaCrackers5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Gwynn Wow, I can't believe it's been that long....
@NovaCrackers5 жыл бұрын
Gregory Gwynn Wow, I can't believe it's been that long...
@munjee25 жыл бұрын
I have been watching since I was nine and I'm eighteen now , so basically you but the numbers flipped
@silver47official5 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching since I was 18 and now I’m nine. Time flies the wrong way sometimes.
@squirrelguy21954 жыл бұрын
I love how the "döner kebab" literally has sad onions. Truly, a "meal" after Stuart's heart.
@aahnecroth11 ай бұрын
*döner
@TechnicalJimActual4 жыл бұрын
Barry: [Waiting in Ashen's bar, overhearing the faint sound of Ashens presenting the £1 Frozen Microwave Kebab.] "Oh, so that's why he invited me over."
@peterclarke72403 жыл бұрын
(phones up Mrs Barry): "goodbye, darling. Tell the girls I love them."
@DarnElectricalVolts6 жыл бұрын
I've been subbed to this channel for years now and the content has maintained its quality throughout all of them. High quality content using low quality food
@frowlinian81756 жыл бұрын
Nothing has changed at all... it's kind of eerie, can't tell if a video is from 2006 or 2019... but hey; if it ain't broke, dont fix it I suppose
@NarmyHiiragi5 жыл бұрын
Too many collab videos now. I don't care about Barry or Dan or whoever, I'm subbed for Ashens.
@KertaDrake5 жыл бұрын
More like byproducts of low quality imitation food byproducts.
@CrazyInsaneBiscuit5 жыл бұрын
I came for the bloody popstation reviews and here we are.
@MrSlendyMannn Жыл бұрын
@@NarmyHiiragiA lot of KZbinrs have gone down the route of constant collabs, even though it’s obvious that most people sub for the individual, not for others.
@pabond0086 жыл бұрын
Man I do hate what bread does to microwaves!
@acidhelm6 жыл бұрын
I heard that too XD
@TanjoGalbi6 жыл бұрын
@@acidhelm Me too lol
@kateschmid28896 жыл бұрын
I immediately paused the video and came to find this comment!
@bucwhovian83055 жыл бұрын
"What has happened to your microwave mate?" "The bread got to it, it will never be the same again."
@themeanestofgenes24095 жыл бұрын
I've known people that make cheese on toast in the microwave. 😦
@kye9245 жыл бұрын
Bought one of these just to try it, expecting a bit of gut rot and generally “off” stomach. No. I was wrong. The whole world fell out of my arse not long after eating it
@donovanfox77525 жыл бұрын
Sounds painful . Are you still alive ?
@jackk87075 жыл бұрын
Donovan Fox can anyone be truly alive in a world where this dish exists?
@kye9245 жыл бұрын
Donovan Fox surprisingly I am alive. Not sure how long I’ve got left
@saerudayo5 жыл бұрын
Kyle McHugh Every second it was microwaved was a month off of your life
@kye9245 жыл бұрын
丈夫Saeru I’ve probably had worse in a proper kebab to be fair
@TonyyStarrkk19945 жыл бұрын
“£1 frozen microwave kebab” is a synonym for diarrhea.
@therunawaykid65234 жыл бұрын
My tinder name
@hasoonnine3 жыл бұрын
I never liked having a healthy bowel system anyway
@AlexanderEXP5 жыл бұрын
i hate what bread does to microwaves aswell 5:59
@J_56125 жыл бұрын
Read this exactly wen he said it
@fluvee5 жыл бұрын
@@waynekerr866 That's the joke
@JSwag695 жыл бұрын
Wayne Kerr you missed the whole point
@lestat3055 жыл бұрын
@@waynekerr866 delete this
@waynekerr8665 жыл бұрын
@@lestat305 I didn't watch that that bit shit 😂
@CptFantabulous6 жыл бұрын
"The Sweaty Nan" was the name of my short-lived strip club
@HappyCynic6 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheMadMaple6 жыл бұрын
That's strange. It was also the name of my college ska band.
@balucious6 жыл бұрын
It's what I called my Grandma.
@ESKATEUK5 жыл бұрын
Cpt. Fantabulous 😂😂
@thefiestaguy88315 жыл бұрын
It's Naan....
@artinyyk5 жыл бұрын
I never seen a food so depressing it looks grey and saps the colour out of its surroundings.
@reallyryan_5 жыл бұрын
just like me at social events
@Judokasting5 жыл бұрын
If I were Barry, and Ashens was my friend, I'd be highly suspicious of getting a call from said friend saying "Hey old chap, why don't you come across the island, no reason, honest, I uhhh, missed you"...highly suspicious I tell you!
@user-ov7ci8tp8v4 жыл бұрын
That cheeky thumbs up right after “Hello, Barry!” Is priceless.
@_thefiddlestck18385 жыл бұрын
'Florida man causes explosion by attempting to microwave a microwave'
@isaacbailey36815 жыл бұрын
In Britain no less.
@user-rr2tg9wq5m5 жыл бұрын
Damn florida man
@BarbarianGod5 жыл бұрын
1:18 "Warning Information - Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain" truly an Excellent product
@Laevaryl2 жыл бұрын
Practically anything you can buy says that, it's just to cover the company's back from a legal standpoint in the (extremely) rare case that there actually is bones left in the food you buy.
@poisonedivysaur5 жыл бұрын
Warning information: Although every care is taken to remove all bones some may remain. Good luck.
@klontjespap5 жыл бұрын
in the netherlands we have these cheap (like 30-40 cents a piece) bakpau bread for the microwave in the supermarkets here, and i call them "bottenbrood" (translated: bone bread), because sometimes you may find a hard piece in the filling lol
@weg58565 жыл бұрын
Poisoned Ivysaur almost everything in the uk says that on the packaging.
Poisoned Ivysaur it’s cool SLEPP will have the bones from you
@xenalin16 жыл бұрын
5:55 "Oh I've forgotten what BREAD does to MICROWAVES" lol
@Panzerman44 жыл бұрын
"The worlds sharpest knife". The first Ashens-video i ever watched.
@Stgpx94 жыл бұрын
Same
@karvast57263 жыл бұрын
Same
@darkfent3 жыл бұрын
Same
@shana_dmr5 жыл бұрын
I feel like designers of this product were also a bit too inebriated. I'm not well versed in art of British doner shops, but aren't "grill" marks on bread supposed to be on the outside?
@ivanasukyakok51335 жыл бұрын
Karol Piotrowski silence, worm
@chair57284 жыл бұрын
Ivana Sukyakok Worm? Is that meant to be an insult or?
@GTAmaniac14 жыл бұрын
When it comes to bread grill marks makes no sense because the inside is rubbed into the grease left behind by the meat so that the breads get flavor.
@bitterjames4 жыл бұрын
@@ivanasukyakok5133 you are Russian, your nation is an anti-example.
@durnel20013 жыл бұрын
@@bitterjames if you think that person is Russian because of their name, I suggest you read it again
@LeafseasonMagbag5 жыл бұрын
LIES Everyone knows that Ashens is really just a cam-corder with arms attached to the sides! Who is this eggheaded weirdo?
@supremebouncer86845 жыл бұрын
That is donkey meat and remains of rot waste meat from different animals
@JoelGloade5 жыл бұрын
Like the Japanese commercials for NO MORE movie thief! Where a camera face in a suit is arrested by a siren headed police officer
@CaptainCrazyble5 жыл бұрын
Probably that same guy who said Pewds "has legs"
@LeafseasonMagbag5 жыл бұрын
NEVER@@xanatanuwu
@AgentTasmania5 жыл бұрын
Literally the second true Ashens video ever made shows him waist-up.
@soccerboy14476 жыл бұрын
I love serving my microwave kebabs in a purple void on sundays, makes them taste better!
@j.m.746 жыл бұрын
Don't forget to garnish generously with grass masks
@sholahverassa85825 жыл бұрын
@Nostalgia For Infinity More like "Purple void - everything is better, when it's purple!"
@furblokeEN5 жыл бұрын
"It smells of naan. Its naan-y". Funny how thats so, when its a pitta bread
@tpayne70204 жыл бұрын
Terry Jackson NANI?!
@kindredtoast34394 жыл бұрын
The subtitles there say "I mean it's Nani yo you true true..."
@tkr65364 жыл бұрын
Looks like a naan to me
@kinnikuboneman4 жыл бұрын
They're basically the same bread
@pardontillinghast49893 жыл бұрын
Maybe he meant that it smelt of his sweaty old nan
@lsjibbs70775 жыл бұрын
"When meat (meets) convenience, but takes price out of the equation" that's genius
@silverwatermermaid15633 жыл бұрын
I love watching ashens eat microwave food when I'm too ill to eat. Microwave food is some of my favourite comfort food, the soggyer the better
@barryretmanski47635 жыл бұрын
I wasn't looking at the screen when you said "Hello Barry"... I was like WTF? XD I feel hungry now...
@ChrisHominski6 жыл бұрын
"Yes I want all the chili sauce you can fit in it because I am very drunk" lmao
@BandEater6 жыл бұрын
A drunken adventure with ashens would complete my life, ngl.
@bentramer6824 жыл бұрын
Okay Big Boss
@BandEater6 жыл бұрын
indepth review of the poundland vibrators next??
@johndawhale31976 жыл бұрын
Please tell me those aren't a thing...
@KurosakiYukigo6 жыл бұрын
@@johndawhale3197 oh but they are
@johndawhale31976 жыл бұрын
Yahweh please help us...
@purdy94315 жыл бұрын
@@johndawhale3197 Even if it's a troll it will become real just because enough people are talking about it, I cant wait to see who the guest on Ashens will be who can give the rating without a smile and most importantly was the brown sofa involved.
@webchimp5 жыл бұрын
Peruse big clive's channel fro a few of those
@robertfuentes96775 жыл бұрын
The World's Sharpest Knife cameo was just priceless
@LeninCake5 жыл бұрын
As a Turkish person, Im sueing for assault
@aydna33174 жыл бұрын
Me an Azerbaijani: I feel you bro
@daemonspudguy3 жыл бұрын
@@aydna3317 the only thine the Turkic peoples and the Greeks will agree on something is that this sad excuse for a doner kebab/gyro is equal to slander.
@caramelldansen22043 жыл бұрын
Lenin gang
@off_Planet3 жыл бұрын
Germany has the best Döner. But I agree, that thing is an abomination.
@furiousgeorge65946 жыл бұрын
1:16 Although every care is taken to remove all bones, some may remain......
@Just_lift_anyone5 жыл бұрын
Horse bones can be difficult to remove
@drunkenhobo80205 жыл бұрын
Not on Slepp's watch.
@KaiserMattTygore9275 жыл бұрын
Yeah, sometimes you get little human bones stuck in the meat during the process.
@gemstonegynoid74755 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserMattTygore927 the protein levels in the vats have lowered since we installed that railing on the catwalk above
@Tubeite5 жыл бұрын
@@KaiserMattTygore927 Gives a different meaning to the term "finger food".
@mothman74304 жыл бұрын
it’s so weird seeing slight dialect changes in information, like how calories are labeled as energy on the nutrition info, in japan sugar is just called sugariness, still keeping in track with gram count.
@mr.sinister20296 жыл бұрын
The fact you haven't yet cracked 2 million subs with your years of quality content is a tragedy of the highest caliber.
@TheGlitched64 Жыл бұрын
"I like the sweaty naan" - Its phrases like that, that always makes Barry's cameos a treat
@PirateDogAMV5 жыл бұрын
I like these lmao, I buy them from Iceland now and then. XD
@Df367344 жыл бұрын
yuck
@Df367344 жыл бұрын
upload again
@paulkerr73204 жыл бұрын
Yup i have been known to enjoy them
@instinctmlbb7574 жыл бұрын
To be fair they aren’t that bad😂 I used to buy and eat these all the time
@scottwhitley33924 жыл бұрын
I bet your shites are nuclear
@retroviking46815 жыл бұрын
heat 'em up - an excellent game genre
@ProfessorYana4 жыл бұрын
Like a shoot-'em-up, only every single weapon is a flamethrower or other incendiary device.
@AgentTasmania4 жыл бұрын
@@ProfessorYana Microwave gun, plasma cannon
@UKDrivingTest5 жыл бұрын
3:30 - Woah woah wait, there is a donna kebab on that plate? it IS well camouflaged. All I saw on the plate was something the cat sicked up, wrapped in an soggy naan.
@kamikazekalamari6 жыл бұрын
As a citizen of Berlin, this was extra disgusting to watch
@kevboard6 жыл бұрын
I bet xD everyone in Berlin felt a disturbance of the force the moment they took a bite
@g36killer6 жыл бұрын
East or west? This should look pretty good for the east.
@coyotelong43496 жыл бұрын
Yep, this is an affront to proper Berlin doners
@jobblejosh97135 жыл бұрын
Der Gerät schlaft nicht
@tpat905 жыл бұрын
@Stanley1337 Shouldn't be hard, they are usually everywhere ... If you mean Tic Tacs - Fresh Orange
@Jobey_994 жыл бұрын
I'm ashamed to say I've eaten many of these after my 2 mile walk back from the pub after too many beers to count. I'm also ashamed to say I really enjoyed it from what i remember, I've never had it sober though so who knows
@lily911093 жыл бұрын
you're living your best life just make sure you drink enough water though luv
@Near_Void5 жыл бұрын
Float in a purple void sounds like a indie prog rock band
@TheLunnyBear5 жыл бұрын
I've secretly loved these since I was a kid. I feel so dirty, but so good every time I eat them.
@Phoebe54485 жыл бұрын
Same. I actually like the breakfast wrap.
@JosephAdcock.2 жыл бұрын
I think that's how you develop colon cancer 🤣
@HoursFreeAOLsp6 жыл бұрын
Sorry Ashens but when you say doner kebab I think fillet'o'human
@jaylittleton16 жыл бұрын
"Soylent Green is people!"
@mathieuleader86015 жыл бұрын
Fillet o'sapien
@Anomyzer246 жыл бұрын
The same sofa, this channel never changes thats good.
@mathewakad28615 жыл бұрын
Ashens has some pure quality content 👍
@Anomyzer245 жыл бұрын
@@mathewakad2861 Yea dude, this is quality
@Firestar4041 Жыл бұрын
"I want all the chilly sauce you can fit into it, because i am very drunk." "How bout the microwave version?" "Im not near drunk enough for *that"*
@Lrr_Of_Omikron3 жыл бұрын
"Microwave sweat" has got to be one of the funniest and yet very true statements I've ever heard.
@alan25146 жыл бұрын
I love this channel i cant possibly say how much, salutations from mexico ashens and everyone else
@harrychiekoishikawa11505 жыл бұрын
I've had a fair few of these, I don't think they're anywhere near as bad as they made out, and the "sweat" from the bread literally evaporates if you flip the bread over and don't leave it to make a pool underneath
@CorndogCrusader5 жыл бұрын
I'm very impressed he still has that knife he reviewed from 5 YEARS AGO. 😆
@imperialwolf78722 жыл бұрын
I’ve been watching this channel since 2007. It’s absolutely insane that not only is it still going but it’s still the same format despite all the changes everyone else tried to hop on to. If that’s not commendable, I don’t know what is. I can even still remember watching the first popstation review
@matthewbaker48855 жыл бұрын
"Do you want the chilli sauce?* How dare you assume I'm drunk! I've only had 17 beers! No I'm not drink and yess I want the sauce!
@robertlembo6 жыл бұрын
OMFG!!! I still remember watching the World's Sharpest Knife video for the first time and absolutely losing my mind hysterically laughing!!! xD So good to see that thing again! :D
@DASyam-tb7qt6 жыл бұрын
That was my first Ashens video. And I subscribed right after. And I've never been the same since...
@grahamlive5 жыл бұрын
Just need a reappearance of that toy violin now. I almost died watching that.
@AtheistOrphan5 жыл бұрын
Raziah Aysam - Same here!
@AtheistOrphan5 жыл бұрын
grahamlive - ‘Stella Bottom Tile’
@Mittibh5 жыл бұрын
I’ve got one of the worlds sharpest knifes 😂😂 I’ve had it years and it’s still actually sharp as day I got it (mum present) 😂😂
@zarach115 жыл бұрын
Oh I used to get the 40p version from Nisa in Gillingham when I was at uni, I'll never forget the smell
@ethangilbertmedia5 жыл бұрын
Oh dear god
@jen68935 жыл бұрын
Alexander Zarach how are you still alive
@exox75345 жыл бұрын
40p? Damn, I'm sorry that happened to you.
@plandemic19845 жыл бұрын
Gillingham a pure scum area. the locals probably live of them lol
@plandemic19844 жыл бұрын
Marky lol clearly you don’t As that comment was irrelevant to what I said
@currentlyeatingpies12746 жыл бұрын
Now I want to see what culinary delights Barry can make for £1.
@apexofbeing5 жыл бұрын
I am so happy to see these on this channel! I probably have one of these every week. I don't know what's wrong with me but I think they're delicious! They're especially nice if you add some salad, chips and burger sauce. Only problem is that the frozen onion bits have a tendency to jump out as soon as you take them out the plastic packaging. Sometimes I have to spend a minute carefully scooping the kamikaze onions back up into the kebab, but you have to be really careful lest you snap the brittle frozen naan. Still, it gives you something to do while you're boiling a cup of water to defrost the chilli sauce in. And you guessed it: I'm a bachelor.
@Littlemochicakes5 жыл бұрын
I always get a good hearty laugh from your videos. Thank you for lifting my spirits up. Love from Austin, TX!
@ReflectionEternal25 жыл бұрын
I can feel the hesitation to eat this through the screen
@EmirTahaYerlikaya4 жыл бұрын
I born in Turkey and i lived here 18 years. And i have never seen a "Döner Kebab" like that.
@ellenorbjornsdottir11664 жыл бұрын
here in Canada we call them donairs
@squirrelguy21954 жыл бұрын
Probably because you haven't been "blessed" by the presence of Poundland.
@AgentTasmania4 жыл бұрын
They have a lot of names, generally of Greek attribution
@baftirbaftiroski14373 жыл бұрын
@@AgentTasmania I think he meant more the sauce, in real Döner Kebab goes yoghurt with garlic sauce.
@mrljgibson5 жыл бұрын
Price, quality, and convenience... you can only get two out of those three.
@alwopp0pp5 жыл бұрын
Haven't watched this classic channel in so long; and still brings the same amazing content.
@MrSlendyMannn2 жыл бұрын
7:14 That close up of Barry’s reaction got me good lmao
@TomsSauce6 жыл бұрын
That is definitely not just revenge for a dropped pizza, that's just pure malice
@lasarousi5 жыл бұрын
Alice?
@KertaDrake5 жыл бұрын
And masochism for eating it himself.
@bennyboypolo4 жыл бұрын
I literally didn't expect Barry, what a sad turn of events for him :D
@simonjohnhinton19385 жыл бұрын
That's the same one I had. It's OK but my arse said otherwise on Wednesday.
@zehn392 жыл бұрын
Ashens has never had a kebab floating in a purple void and it shows.
@neilsanghvi52294 жыл бұрын
'Doner Kebab' action figure with chilli sauce accessory deserves a place on the shelf of interesting items.
@mercedeswilson76646 жыл бұрын
The world's sharpest knife?! We love a sharp co-host
@KertaDrake5 жыл бұрын
He always gets the point across and cuts straight to the heart of the matter. A real quality slice of content.
@57F.K5 жыл бұрын
As a proud turk this döner really offends me.
@giovannifiorrosso60535 жыл бұрын
Let me guess you live in Germany?
@57F.K5 жыл бұрын
@@giovannifiorrosso6053 no in sinop turkey
@homelessnative5 жыл бұрын
here we go
@57F.K5 жыл бұрын
@@homelessnative ?
@57F.K5 жыл бұрын
@@mondeano2602 bruh
@MysticJhn6 жыл бұрын
I give it a day before someone actually creates "The Tasteless Onion" KZbin channel.
@SSBBPOKEFAN6 жыл бұрын
I give it eleven minutes.
@thetastelessonion7336 жыл бұрын
@claudiobizama56035 жыл бұрын
@@thetastelessonion733 you better Photoshop a 0-3 sad onions face on your profile pic
@pedrorussell175 жыл бұрын
Remember subbing couple years ago to Ashens, and till this day im still impressed with his channel. Bravo
@LordLampost5 жыл бұрын
I love this channel. I've been a huge Ashens fan since the very beginning. Actually, i've been a fan since before youtube, I used to sneak into his house and watch him on his couch.
@repurify57255 жыл бұрын
It smells Naani NANI!?!?
@iby9145 жыл бұрын
Is that you, Kiryu?
@repurify57255 жыл бұрын
Splat Splat Girl! It does mean that
@minimanson1605 жыл бұрын
omae wa mou shindeiru!
@theweirdo86225 жыл бұрын
@Nae Weah Aye joking about autism ain't funny love
@theweirdo86225 жыл бұрын
@Splat Splat Girl! It's from an anime called Hokuto no Ken.
@siliconebaby62706 жыл бұрын
I love that Sims Create-a-Style wallpaper in Stuart's house.
@ArtyJerjerrod5 жыл бұрын
Silicone Baby I think they’re blinds actually which makes it even worse
@Littlemochicakes5 жыл бұрын
I thinks it's the blinds too!
@NeoDragoN76766 жыл бұрын
Honestly these are alright for a quid.....there's much much worse shit out there.
@eyeballpaul7004 жыл бұрын
Brits and not being able to pronounce the word "Doner" A match made in heaven
@Satsumaru05 жыл бұрын
oh whoa, got that camera upgrade nice man :) I haven't been checking the videos much lately, its a nice little surprise to come by haha
@nukehero99505 жыл бұрын
Number 9 on trending ashens! I've never seen you trending before
@nunyabiz83055 жыл бұрын
For as Pink as the boxes there has to be some Pepto-Bismol in there or this product was made by Pepto-Bismol
@johnnyappleseed45446 жыл бұрын
Did you see that pound land started selling vibrators for 5
@spook91556 жыл бұрын
ISTHISTRUE?
@solesxtoes35826 жыл бұрын
This is true.. you have to ask for “Justin” when at the counter. lol!
@TheBlackcredo6 жыл бұрын
Can you imagine Ashens reviewing that? Or how?
@SuperFunkmachine6 жыл бұрын
@@spook9155 they used to sell porn dvds...
@solesxtoes35826 жыл бұрын
I will be purchasing one also... For scientific purposes.
@mrprice86363 жыл бұрын
Why am I up late watching a British man eat a frozen kebab on his sofa? I need to go to bed
@schalkespringer5 жыл бұрын
We have Donairs here where I live now. It's kebab-spiced beef, finely chopped tomato and onion, and a distinct sweet, garlicky yogurt sauce. Very delicious! But I recommend sauce on the side anyone new to donair sauce! It's a unique flavour.
@Wuuzi5 жыл бұрын
After graduating from Yale with a degree in Forensic Science, I am finally ready to conduct my research in order to answer a question that i've had for the past decade. Is Ashens an experimental neural net AI designed by the USSR?
@n0isyturtle6 жыл бұрын
I'm amazed it actually looks just like the picture on the box. Just goes to show how crap the picture is.
@FancyCaterpillar5 жыл бұрын
"i came from across the country for this" by that you mean a 2 hour drive lmaoo
@TheSmart-CasualGamer4 жыл бұрын
Yeah, that's a bloody long way to go to get a kebab.
@The.throngler4 жыл бұрын
@@TheSmart-CasualGamer a bad kebab at that
@kylerowland905 жыл бұрын
I've watched less than 3 minutes of this video so far and I've already subscribed. Excellent commentary sir
@Whurlpuul5 жыл бұрын
The return of The World's Sharpest Knife was my favourite bit.
@caketta5 жыл бұрын
7:11 every day we stray further from God - It is pitta not naan
@kristiyanivanov50555 жыл бұрын
Who cares tho. Stop overreacting
@Jadey5 жыл бұрын
🙄 in the south it's pitta, up north it is often served on naan
@RBLXDignitysHQ5 жыл бұрын
@@Jadey ok you weirdo, but in turkey it is served on a pitta. And if that's where it comes from, that's what it's meant to be served on.
@caketta5 жыл бұрын
@@kristiyanivanov5055 No where in my comment was I overeating. You obviously can't read correctly, all I did was point out something incorrect, emphasised by the use of a meme. That also proves I was not overreacting...
@kristiyanivanov50555 жыл бұрын
MicrosoftBob A bit of an overreacting meme to prove a point about some food, don’t you think ?
@Le_Petomane6 жыл бұрын
Barry is the worst educated chef ever, that abomination is meant to be pita bread not naan.
@DarthZ015 жыл бұрын
A simple curry, with a bit of naan bread on the side.
@jenniferrose64005 жыл бұрын
Leave my Barry alone :,(
@Le_Petomane5 жыл бұрын
@@jenniferrose6400 "your" Barry?
@nickthegun5 жыл бұрын
That's trying to be a naan, son.
@Okurka.5 жыл бұрын
Educated? Chef?
@M4tth2w5 жыл бұрын
Barry: "the nambread is nany" Me: NANI!?!
@captaindreadnought2125 жыл бұрын
i didn't realise stu and barry have known each other that long its so pure
@Jean.055 жыл бұрын
I've been watching Ashens for 8 years and the couch is still at pristine condition, holy hell.
@DSCMBOBULTD6 жыл бұрын
Hey. Have a nice weekend
@fenrirrising1315 жыл бұрын
No u
@aiyanaeagle19295 жыл бұрын
Kebab with chili sauce ? Euwwwwww. In the Nederland we eat it with garlic sauce 🤤
@sammyisherenow5 жыл бұрын
Aiyana Eagle we have garlic and chilli sauce with it but chilli tends to be slightly more popular
@josefbapira81985 жыл бұрын
polifatts no you just colonize other countries for their oil and blame them for all the bad things that’s happened in the world. If you think about it you are literally hitler
@Aeoniik5 жыл бұрын
chili is for men, hence why you might not eat it in the neuterlands
@@josefbapira8198 "everyone I don't like is literally by dictionary and biography definition Hitler"
@JakeSimonJR5 жыл бұрын
omae wa mou shindeiru 6:16
@PizzaShibe5 жыл бұрын
I'm glad I wasn't the only one
@gustavfrohlich21105 жыл бұрын
NANI??
@theweirdo86225 жыл бұрын
@The National Guard It means "You are already dead." "What?!"
@johneygd5 жыл бұрын
After years of attempts from company’s to make your microwave more useful with failed results,but the range maye pr pan, it’s a truelly game changer, now you can actually,bake,cook and steam in your microwave , Those minutes per kind meal can vary per type microwave and depending on it’s power and it’s a bit of trial on error and you have to flip your food halfway this process bu it works, i really want to see dr ashens will review that unit.
@Sanderford Жыл бұрын
This strikes me as the sort of thing I might keep in the freezer for when I drink at home, so I have something to soak up the booze without wasting legitimately good food on my drunken tongue.