nothing screams safety like a rapidly spinning axe on a giant wheel next to all sorts of loose rope
@michaelscarn73753 жыл бұрын
Golden comment
@chrisspence32163 жыл бұрын
Add Head high and crocks with stocks lol
@chrisspence32163 жыл бұрын
@UCin3rTlFm8xf51dtCmYwROA lol I agree
@chrisspence32163 жыл бұрын
Bet that dude is missing teeth and in the video ya can see a split log fall on his crocs must have the steel toe model
@knightowl57293 жыл бұрын
How many fingers does he have left🤔
@greggd20273 жыл бұрын
2:00 - earmuffs required so that you don't hear yourself scream when your arm gets chopped off
@naterussell60253 жыл бұрын
worried about hearing protection but wearing shorts and crocs using the machine of death.
@TheOldPioneer3 жыл бұрын
Underrated comment.
@EnlightenedRogue243 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
@mybestpartnerofficial97603 жыл бұрын
ROFL 🤣 I cried myself to sleep with this comment ! It’s so true and so sad at the same time 😂😂😂😂
@sammyjohnson81093 жыл бұрын
Genuine lol
@asnail65509 ай бұрын
I’ve tried to come up with a idea to make #2 more dangerous maybe attaching random fireing shotguns or hand grenades.
@lanpingpug Жыл бұрын
The fact that you have to push the wood towards the wildly spinning blade then retreat in the hope it doesn't brain you with each flying log is pure insanity.
@maggs1317 ай бұрын
He's so proud of that monstrosity too. Guy is a complete maniac. Oh BTW I think I shat myself laughing at your term "being brained"
@emptiester7 ай бұрын
Thats after the rope insanity. Theres multiple phases of insanity.
@jeroenverbeeck79255 ай бұрын
One day his wife will find him in the yard with a log impaled in his face... This is madness
@lanpingpug5 ай бұрын
@@jeroenverbeeck7925 And it will be his own selfish fault!
@jedifabri3 жыл бұрын
I didn’t get past the second machine started laughing and went straight to the comments
@BornHandy3 жыл бұрын
Same here!!!!
@jaberwoky_3 жыл бұрын
Ya, the first was pretty good but omg - what the fuck?!
@shannonknable3 жыл бұрын
I'm in the same boat. What was he smoking before he built that thing?
@careecaree53413 жыл бұрын
same xD..and he have crocks on....darwin award winner for sure
@Baer19903 жыл бұрын
ngl it looks very well build and finished you'd think he could build something better then what this is. Skilled yes, brain no
@JanTuts3 жыл бұрын
First guy: "slow and steady wins the race" Second guy: "YOLO!"
@erkthejerkjerk50243 жыл бұрын
Lol
@TheOriginalHeisenberg3 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@RoboBeaver63 жыл бұрын
YOLB You Only Live Briefly
@jeyy_plays3 жыл бұрын
I know right? Gimme low-speed torque over high speed any day. Especially with loose rope hanging right next to the wheel!
@jeffmoore94873 жыл бұрын
@@jeyy_plays There is nothing sensible at all in that design. The thing requires large body movements towards the blade with perfect timing every time, and its still throwing billets at you.
@paulancill38722 жыл бұрын
I am fascinated by the fact that he uses ear defenders with all the other dangers!
@bobcousins4810 Жыл бұрын
He's ok with being ripped apart, but doesn't want to hear himself screaming while it happens. That would be the worst.
@vondrewvious111 ай бұрын
Don't forget the crocs on his feet
@lajkaboy6 ай бұрын
the machine is so quiet, noise is the last think to worry about
@PavolFilekАй бұрын
Nothing can distract him from the beautiful work.
@mafiacat88 Жыл бұрын
Alright that first one actually looks pretty good. You'll lose something if you get your hand in front of the splitter, but it moves pretty slow and seems no more dangerous than a table saw. The second one looks like it hungers for human flesh and is taking out its anger on the logs. I would NOT want to be anywhere near that.
@EazzyBeezie Жыл бұрын
😂
@olddirtypelican Жыл бұрын
If the first one had the silhouette for the blade to pass through removed it would be much safer
@chriswelcome81023 жыл бұрын
Title: 10 dangerous homemade automatic firewood processing machine Actual video: Sorry, I don't know how to count
@nonyadamnbusiness98873 жыл бұрын
Second machine was under counted, should be 13 Dangerous Machines.
@chriswelcome81023 жыл бұрын
@@nonyadamnbusiness9887 Hahaha. That guy is a fucking fool
@peterk.60933 жыл бұрын
Every gun consists of four basic parts. These are the names of all three of them: 1. stock, 2. barrel.
@Rimrock3003 жыл бұрын
There were 6 that didn't made it until the end of this video. Just don't ask about further details. Belive me.
@TheFarmacySeedsNetwork3 жыл бұрын
thank you!
@LaszloBencze4 жыл бұрын
The only significant design flaw of machine number two is the lack of a concentric teflon shield to protect the pivot bearing against the influx of blood and other body fluids which can cause rust and clogging. With this modification the machine would be well protected from user error and provide many minutes of function per operator.
@stringlarson12472 жыл бұрын
Hahahaha. I spit milk outta my nose and I'm not even drinking milk. Well played, sir.
@57Jimmy2 жыл бұрын
But, at least he was wearing shorts, crocs and work socks!🤣
@la.pas.5032 жыл бұрын
I keep coming back to see this hellhound but you accurately described how the mfpo could be improved. Thank you for coming up with this unit to rate the beast.
@DorkyThorpy2 жыл бұрын
Painfully hard laughter ensued.
@billh73742 жыл бұрын
I disagree, he could have considered wearing orange gloves to see where his hand landed when sliced off at great speed
@jehu1313 Жыл бұрын
It's been three years since this upload and I'm genuinely curious if the guy in the second clip is still alive.
@fallingwater2 ай бұрын
He is, or at least was as of two months ago. He has a youtube channel and that's when the last video was posted. Look him up - MrKent317
@jfer3706 Жыл бұрын
The second guy is a damn genius. I hope they start selling these at Home Depot and Lowe’s.
@khofakyerself3 жыл бұрын
The second guy is a proud graduate of the Wile E. Coyote School of Design.
Dam straight. I'd rather swing an axe. Thats a lot of machine for so much work and to have a 40 pound block smack you in the chin.
@krisscheuch81513 жыл бұрын
Dude build that machine for his ex-wife.
@peters26203 жыл бұрын
2nd guy put a lot of good engineering and metalworking knowledge into making one of the most dangerous machines ever created
@Jijhebtmijnnaamnietnodig Жыл бұрын
The French would love it
@elonmust7470 Жыл бұрын
It's not even efficient.
@MattS-pv6mk Жыл бұрын
The ooold Binford 2000
@marcusread6271 Жыл бұрын
You've never seen my 80 year old dad with my splitting axe....ooshh!! I've a hydraulic heavy duty splitter that runs off a hydraulic power pack that he refuses to use. Instead he prefers to dance with the reaper on every swing!
@MattS-pv6mk Жыл бұрын
@@marcusread6271 splitting wood with a splitting axe and a maul feels therapeutic. I'm 60 and hope I'm still walking the planet at 80 like your Dad let alone dancing with the reaper (good one btw👍).
@allantaylor6062 жыл бұрын
Am I the only guy that finds splitting wood with an axe the most satisfying work there is? Some of the wood in the video had no knots and would have been a joy to split...
@Jin88866 Жыл бұрын
I like how you can clearly see the way technology and progress changed these machines. The third one is clearly from the early 1900s, and just a century later humans were able to create a machine (the second one) that's at least 100 times more dangerous and a lot more energy efficient at splitting logs, cutting limbs off, knocking you off with flying pieces of logs, etc.
@Wen6543 Жыл бұрын
I just can´t understand how incredibly dangerous the second one is, i mean, it belongs to a Saw movie, a terror gore movie, a trully suicide machine, they even put the rope near the giant wheel. And is not even efficient nor faster, the have to lift like 1.5 meter the logs to be splited... i don´t know, it has everything wrong, maybe it was constructed to make a viral video.
@annespacedroid3 жыл бұрын
That second one is the very rare widowmaker 5000. 10th owner in 2 years.
@instytute3 жыл бұрын
on sale now for a bargain price
@SenselessUsername3 жыл бұрын
@@instytute Heirloom handed down from resentful wife to resentful wife.
@Ritchiet3 жыл бұрын
This comment was too funny :D
@dodgeplow3 жыл бұрын
please disregard any red marks
@benpluta61873 жыл бұрын
At least he wore hearing protection:-)
@briansymmes79173 жыл бұрын
The instructions on the second machine say “ Correct use of this machine will result in death and/or serious injury.”
@SenselessUsername3 жыл бұрын
"P.S.: incorrect use, also. P.P.S.: simply considering using it, probably also; we couldn't read the test report b/c too much congealed blood on it."
@kaasmeester59033 жыл бұрын
"Warning: this machine is known to the state of California to cause cancer, brain damage, missing appendages, crushed toes and or testicles, strangulation, and drowsiness"
@SenselessUsername3 жыл бұрын
@@kaasmeester5903 I think Twitter would label that comment as "substantially untrue", especially the "cancer"... I would confidently state to the opposite: No user of this machine has or ever will die from cancer or old age. Mostly because of the violent dismemberments etc you mention.
@kaasmeester59033 жыл бұрын
@@SenselessUsername Looking at that abomination gave ME cancer :)
@Tjalve703 жыл бұрын
"Simply considering using this machine will, eventually, lead to some kind of horrific death due to the obvious inability to assess danger."
@SynomDroni Жыл бұрын
For the 2nd machine I recommend adding a second wedge to the wheel to shorten the interval between death-hammer strikes. Imagine how much quicker chopping chop chop!
@terrykrall Жыл бұрын
Shortening life expectancy of the user by 50 percent!
@littlerayofsunshine69 Жыл бұрын
Crocs: The most underrated piece of safety equipment on the face of the earth and for good reason.
@austinrobinson60423 жыл бұрын
I had to stop reading the comments to catch my breath and dry the tears from my face. I've never laughed so hard in my 30 years. To the man in the second video, if you're still alive and in one piece please start your own KZbin channel and upload more footage of your Wheel of Misfortune in action.
@laurencew52203 жыл бұрын
Same here I have been using machines for 52years I wouldn't go anywhere near any of these
@slavensmolcic3 жыл бұрын
I haven't been crying for so long like now reading comments about that guy and his crocs. :-D
@maggs1313 жыл бұрын
NOOOO! I encourage creativity and inventiveness but this is actually awful and it should be destroyed in lava and our memory erased of ever seeing this mechanical nightmare
@onillonill51923 жыл бұрын
@@laurencew5220 what problem with 1 and 3 ?
@couchsurfer28563 жыл бұрын
You said it perfectly..lololol!!!!!
@robertregalado56623 жыл бұрын
the second guy the guy with the flywheel axe, somebody should go in there and stop him... :-) I mean seriously :-)
@peterk.60933 жыл бұрын
It seems to me too late after the video was published.
@felineboy3 жыл бұрын
The machine will
@lil.sp00ntheproffit413 жыл бұрын
No way he’s alive to this day
@johngillon69693 жыл бұрын
The ass hole needs a covid mask. Jesus how dangerous can you get.
@patrickc15083 жыл бұрын
He’s not even using a 2x4 or anything as a push stuck. Dude’s got a death wish!!!! I’m all for making something that works with what you have instead of buying something expensive, but there are a million better and safer ways to split wood.
@truenorth1355 Жыл бұрын
The second one is completely savage! Off the charts dangerous!😂😂
@f4ckutube2 жыл бұрын
"The machine has to be treated like a wild animal, with confidence and respect". An actual comment from death splitter designer I read many years ago.
@seeingdragons43194 жыл бұрын
That second machine has layers and layers of amazing stupidity. I'm assuming the guy is dead by now.
@yorkcat19734 жыл бұрын
@Seeing Dragons I was thinking of making a comment about the 2nd machine and the hopeless fool operating it but the list of things that are nightmarishly wrong would be too long. The first wasn't too bad, consisting of no guards on the belts, operator standing in line with the force, no shield for the operator, hands-on/near work while splitting, children near the work area.
@ostapbendervan78744 жыл бұрын
when he.starts.the.rope waiting to lasso him send.machine.to China.we.have a kill cull
@jessebrown57154 жыл бұрын
The rope just dangling precariously next to the uncovered spokes of the giant wheel. The trust in the weld to hold whatever piece of metal he is using to knock the logs. The audacity!
@alssap33884 жыл бұрын
@@jessebrown5715 This is not Courage! This is the Darwin Award! Stupidity multiplied by Zeal!
@yorkcat19734 жыл бұрын
@3:43 Or at least unable to produce another generation.
@Dirtbiker-guy3 жыл бұрын
After watching the second machine, I went outside and hugged my heat pump.
@JohnJohnson-bg2oo3 жыл бұрын
Hahahahaha! That guy isn't all there is he? He'll be called lefty before too long!
@ChristopherBloom3 жыл бұрын
"That guy isn't all there is he?" Soon.
@JohnJohnson-bg2oo3 жыл бұрын
@@ChristopherBloom 🖕
@afvet50753 жыл бұрын
Now that is funny. Lol!
@7heRedBaron3 жыл бұрын
He put on ear muffs to protect his hearing. Meanwhile, one log flew off and hit him in the nutz.
@StefanKirby Жыл бұрын
I really like the first one. The second one is insane. Though I'm frankly impressed at the level of design effort that went into constructing that suicide machine.
@maggs1317 ай бұрын
There isn't one thing on #2 that is admirable or impressive in any way shape or form. Welding a cleaver to a wheel and making it spin is childsplay. This guy is a certified maniac and that mechanical abomination needs to be melted like the terminator
@bobsyeruncle5557 Жыл бұрын
The second one is surely the most dangerous machine I have ever seen. I can’t believe that anyone would put their hands anywhere near it.
@unsafe_at_any_speed6 ай бұрын
Gave me the Heebie Jeebies just watching the guy!
@slugmaster644 жыл бұрын
Guy #2: “better put my protective ear muffs on.” Machine #2: Fires logs at his bare legs and Croc’d feet
@TheOneWhoMightBe4 жыл бұрын
Safety fifth!
@jheetman4 жыл бұрын
his capstan winch setup to pull the logs up the ramp was brilliant, every single other thing was the exact opposite.
@JACJAC704 жыл бұрын
Well, at least he knows HOW he is going to die, if not when.
@ninataylor61804 жыл бұрын
@@JACJAC70 hahaha priceless comment
@leoneljm4 жыл бұрын
I love how you just made crocs a verb
@vincent75204 жыл бұрын
Second machine is an excellent Darwin Award candidate.
@1978garfield4 жыл бұрын
A lot of work was done by someone to make something so ridiculously dangerous. I see him getting a Croc caught in the rope and being pulled in to the wheel of death sideways.
@alssap33884 жыл бұрын
Ahahaha!)))) Really. Is he still alive ??? The initial costs are amazing! - It is not cheap! This is just such a flywheel, somewhere else you need to find !!! This hellish wheel can easily be disposed of old car stuff! I look, and I have frost on my skin !!! ((((
@XJ550CAFE3 жыл бұрын
I was just going to type the same thing, hahaha. I did like the capstan winch though.
@user-tw1gy5sz3q3 жыл бұрын
Absolutely...))
@sloassmac3 жыл бұрын
Yep, took the words out of my mouth.
@Awol991 Жыл бұрын
I like the way #2 works for smaller pieces. Throw the pieces under the blade and try to dodge the split pieces as they come flying back.
@emceeboogieboots1608 Жыл бұрын
6, 7, 8, 9 and 10 were absolutely bananas!😱
@JG-fe1gx3 жыл бұрын
The second machine was a present from his wife, right after he got a large life insurance policy.
@stanisawk13853 жыл бұрын
Oh, Mr. engineer! Huge mistake. What a stupid machine? He hits the wood, the splinters fly wherever they like, and the Lord has neither special glasses nor strong shoes. TRAGEDY. BOTTOM AND SEAWEED!
@dirtyharry67413 жыл бұрын
Jonas Grumbie fucking oath
@phenixevelyphd21495 жыл бұрын
It was good to see the guy with the giant wheel of death log splitter was wearing his safety crocs.
@kubasc5 жыл бұрын
... with socks.
@stoveboltlvr37985 жыл бұрын
LOL, giant wheel of death!...I know that's an E.R. visit waiting to happen.
@stevedurrant15045 жыл бұрын
The best of it is that as was demonstrated by the first machine, you don't even need that thing to be going at that speed. Just enough torque and a narrow enough cutting edge is enough.
@hmax15914 жыл бұрын
and hearing protection.....got to give him half a point for that.
@grassblade24 жыл бұрын
Hmmm .....Crox N Sox? Kinda.....arousing....'Preferably on a chick tho! Add a pigtail strawberry blond wig and we have Liftoff!
@jfd8892 жыл бұрын
and the design of the year award goes to no2... his widow will accept it on his behalf
@mfc4591 Жыл бұрын
What is so strange is how proud the owners are of these dangerous machines are. Pride and an armless man don't go hand in hand !
@tutekohe13614 жыл бұрын
I love the second machine, it is so wildly, ridiculously, unfeasibly dangerous on every level that it has reached the peak of crazy. Operating it would be like being a WW1 pilot, your life-span measured in hours. Watching someone operate it would be like going to the Coliseum - an amputation is inevitable.
@brendanlove33882 жыл бұрын
The way it pops a ~40lb chunk of tree trunk directly at his face while he safety-squints away from it in his crocs. Then he gets hit in the leg by another giant chunk like an idiot. I cannot believe what I just saw.
@charlesbrown85552 жыл бұрын
At least he was wearing safety slippers!
@percreig2 жыл бұрын
When you see that you know that mankind has no future.
@codeblue25322 жыл бұрын
@@brendanlove3388 :: true that, Brendan ! He looks like he may have a few Corona Extras while WoodButchering, ensuring disaster;;;no shin~guards…but with SafetyCrocs and EarGuards…lol . Imo: just SLOWING DOWN the flywheel to half the rpm’s could stabilize his manually feeding of the ‘splits’ to the AxeWedge.
@murphy132952 жыл бұрын
My thinking was , at least the open frame gives easy access to retrieve severed digits .
@rantional81804 жыл бұрын
watched the first vid was like "that's not so bad" ....2nd video was a spinning wheel of death built by a man in cargo shorts and crocs....
@chrisgsauce4 жыл бұрын
Don't worry they are steel toe crocs
@jamiemacdonald38154 жыл бұрын
The frist one worked good i think and it was safe to
@melvinyosten37764 жыл бұрын
Well would ya look at these crazy sumbitches
@digitaldoom35934 жыл бұрын
And socks ... he can use those to stop the bleeding..
@theonlybuzz19694 жыл бұрын
Derrick Woodward more like absorb the blood. LoL
@Rythsi300 Жыл бұрын
I particularly like the way the guy operating the second machine is Mr “Safety first” with the goggles, gloves and ear protection. I too would be mostly concerned about how loud it is and the risk of splinters.
@Esuper12 жыл бұрын
The big ferris-wheel looking contraption with all the loose ropes and death traps and whatnot is the invention of Mad Matt. Legend has it that a chunk of wood was flipped up in the air and hit Matt in the head. Mad Matt was last seen waking up and wandering straight into the wilderness from where he hasn't returned or been seen since.
@briannotafan33684 жыл бұрын
the wheel of death is killin me i can't stop laughing at it throw a log on it & run
@coopstripes3 жыл бұрын
hahahahaha
@rudymental99933 жыл бұрын
What’s the worst that could happen😳
@phantom216293 жыл бұрын
At least he had his safety crocs on.
@Luke-lv1zy3 жыл бұрын
I can't stop watching it either. That chunk to the bare shin hurt, he just played it off
@lorand-edmondiszlai94163 жыл бұрын
most random machine that i saw...
@rrine424 жыл бұрын
I love how the second one was so crazy dangerous that literally every single comment in the comment section is about it.
@briannotafan33684 жыл бұрын
who' reading all of the comments during covid 19 for a laugh
@rrine424 жыл бұрын
@@briannotafan3368 the second guy with the giant Wheel of death. Lol
@vsk23773 жыл бұрын
It's such a remarkably dangerous design, that it's almost like he asked "what's the most violent way I can split wood, while also cutting wood in crocs?"
@mihanivazn23733 жыл бұрын
there are few others that actualy know how to count, coz creator of this video obviously cant.
@franckyjouveniau36203 жыл бұрын
@@briannotafan3368 got popcorn and reading mode ON
@HowardRoark-jo7ik Жыл бұрын
I love how the 2nd guy puts on gloves and hearing protection. Ya know, for safety.
@briancooper4959 Жыл бұрын
Holy sugar stars. That second one looks unbelievably dangerous. I used to think that some of the contraptions my grandfather had on the farm when I was a kid were dangerous (Okay, they were) but WOW! This thing would be called unsafe in a third-world country. What if the slack in that rope gets caught in the flywheel? The machine regularly throws wood pieces at you. As for the operator: No safety glasses, no face shield, short pants, AND HE'S WEARING CLOGS!!!! But he has hearing protection.
@Wen6543 Жыл бұрын
I love that rope, like the cherry on the cake, like "mmmmhhhh, not dangerous enough, maybe i´ll add a rope here... there, fantastic". Maybe that machine was made to create a viral video, still the guy behind that monstruosity and the ones that use it are morons in the extreme.
@MrPendell3 жыл бұрын
2nd machine warrants a whole new category in the Darwin awards. I assume the monster ring gears landed in his lap free of charge and he designed the thing around using those as his flywheel, but the amount of obviously new and expensive material, and the time and effort expended in putting together this suicidal monstrosity frankly beggars belief. The log lift friction rope mechanism takes what was just stupid and intensely dangerous and elevates it to a whole new level, and the crocs just add that extra soupçon of idiocy to the whole thing.
@nos9784 Жыл бұрын
The rope is propably the safest part of it all- the shaft aint that fast, so, uhm... its not as scary as the rest of the mackine :D
@anthonyeyolfson1701 Жыл бұрын
I laughed and continue laughing at these comments! Too funny!
@Telephonebill51 Жыл бұрын
Well, it was stupid! The mass of the wheel could have stayed on the shaft, but the blades didn't have to be on the perimeter, they could have been on the axle.
@KarlHeinzSpock Жыл бұрын
platin darwin award
@Thor_Odinson Жыл бұрын
yikes.....I didn't see the crocs since that flywheel monstrosity had my entire attention
@RandyBoBandy.3 жыл бұрын
At least that second guy may be able to get his arm reattached. Looks like when the machine severs it, it will be relatively clean cut with the chunk of wood knocking him unconscious. Gives the EMT time to administer morphine before waking up. That’s a plus at least.
@punchinello65373 жыл бұрын
If your splitting wood in crocs you deserve what you get :/
@trygveevensen1713 жыл бұрын
That's if he can even call an ambulance while unconscious
@kaasmeester59033 жыл бұрын
The machine will eat the EMT as well...
@wideyxyz22713 жыл бұрын
PMSL......
@stephenauty2402 Жыл бұрын
🤣
@edschultheis95378 ай бұрын
That flywheel contraption at 3:40 is a real death machine. A serious injury is only a matter of time.
@SMHman6668 ай бұрын
edshulth Yes, he doesn't need ear muffs, rather a helmet and suit of armour!
@denysmith94692 жыл бұрын
The flywheel guy knows about safety he has ear and eye protection 😂😂
@rudykammermeier73165 жыл бұрын
The best part about #2 is that he puts on ear protection. Safety first!
@owoewrefi5 жыл бұрын
And wearing crocs.
@hans-jorgsasse65955 жыл бұрын
Die Anti - Schweißfuß - Unfallverhütungs - Klogs. The Anti - Sweatyfeet - Accident - Avoiding - Crocs.
@charlieangkor86495 жыл бұрын
Rudy Kammermeier its to keep his head from falling apart after its split into two halves when the wood suddenly gives and he slips and falls with his head into the active place of the machine
@headlessdrifter84015 жыл бұрын
While wearing crocs haha
@jeffpaggett72745 жыл бұрын
@@tobiashock5365 Yes, you should go help him - because noise is really the biggest issue.
@AdrenalineTheory3 жыл бұрын
The scary part is that second guy probably thinks he's a genius.
@foxxcvii71703 жыл бұрын
@Derek Jackson why should he say he doesn't know? I bet he's right, this guy is an idiot ready to die from his invention, no wonder he would think highly of himself.
@austinME3 жыл бұрын
@Derek Jackson You're right, which is why the word probably was used. Yo it's cool if english isn't your primary language, I forgive you for probably not being dumb.
@foxxcvii71703 жыл бұрын
@Derek Jackson The guy in the video is an idiot that's lucky he hasn't been murdered from his own invention yet, saying he probably thinks he's a genius is extremely logical for someone to assume. This guys logic of him probably thinking that way makes a lot more sense than whatever it is you're trying to say. People can say whatever they want, just because he used the word probably doesn't mean he's making shit up. Get over yourself.
@foxxcvii71703 жыл бұрын
@Derek Jackson LOL your judgement on everything is idiotic. Maybe if you have a comeback think up something unique because copying is super lame. You also failed to understand my point which makes sense because you're an idiot. Nice one!
@daltonmann94823 жыл бұрын
Why do idiots such as yourself make things personal when they begin to lose an argument? Kinda pathetic and shows your lack of character develop. Be a better writer.
@hugodesrosiers-plaisance31564 ай бұрын
I'll just post the same comment as everyone else and express how stunned I am that the operator of the second machine actually figures that his maiming-waiting-to-happen is anywhere close to being a good idea. And he's wearing crocs.
@elmerwilliamson19705 ай бұрын
That rotating wheel; are you kidding? That is the most dangerous wood splitter I have ever seen on this channel! There are so many ways that thing can maim you, not funny!
@alexanderh.58144 жыл бұрын
Number 2 needs to set up a live cam. I could watch in suspense all day long.
@paulsims91554 жыл бұрын
It's like a train wreck
@bcubed724 жыл бұрын
Waa I watching a guy spilt wood, or an unsuccessful suicide attempt?
@alexanderh.58144 жыл бұрын
@@bcubed72 watching a daredevil
@ari46813 жыл бұрын
He must be dead by now.
@petersharp903 жыл бұрын
'All day long'? I don't think you'd have to wait that long.
@yc66833 жыл бұрын
I don't get why so many negative remarks about the second guy: he built the safest amputator ever.
@xpqr123453 жыл бұрын
I see you used the word "safest" in a slightly unusual way, meaning "guaranteed to get the job done"....
@helmut666kohl3 жыл бұрын
I'd agree if you replaced "safest" with "likeliest"
@AhmadAli-cq5xh3 жыл бұрын
but throws off woods which can also make other injuries.
@BJOlson2 жыл бұрын
"*Fastest"
@elsupremo60372 жыл бұрын
This is exactly that kind of machine, the French needed during their revolution 1789. Forget that guillotine thing......
@arnoldj.gerdsnerter2662 Жыл бұрын
I have heard that the second machine was actually the third version and considered the safest by the survivors.
@jonanderson51372 жыл бұрын
Everyone's talking about the second machine, but let's have a moment of appreciation that for once the thumbnail actually was featured!
@thomasdalton20424 жыл бұрын
Hopefully when 2nd guys wife saw him and that machine she went out and got a million dollars worth of life Insurance because that dude ain't living long
@joebloe45614 жыл бұрын
@Matt Barber lol..
@skiphaskell7064 жыл бұрын
@Matt Barber yeah but not without his head where it should be instead of on the pile of near misses
@snakerstran91014 жыл бұрын
Maybe she's the one taking the video just in case the prosecutor refuses to believe someone could be so stupid to do that to themselves.
@petersharp903 жыл бұрын
When the insurance agent comes around to do the health check for life insurance...'I just saw that machine out back. I'm leaving. Do not contact us again. Ever.'
@JohnathanBach3 жыл бұрын
She bought him some life insurance for his birthday, and the machine for Christmas.
@YABBAHEY13 жыл бұрын
Only thing that would make the "Torture Wheel" more dangerous would be putting the flying logs at eye level......oh wait
@jonathanmillner3 жыл бұрын
and... fire.... lots of fire. Flaming wheel?
@YABBAHEY13 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanmillner He could go on tour "The Cringe Circus" Side shows include: children clearing lawn mower chutes while running
@jonathanmillner3 жыл бұрын
@@YABBAHEY1 Ok, you want to hear a crazy story? I have a vineyard, and one of the tasks of vineyard is hedging the canopy. They have machiens for this, but we had a local handy-man try his approach. What we got was a lawnmower with the deck modified so... it'd be vertical instead of horizontal. In theory it worked... but holy shit it was dangerous. I tried it for one year... the second year... when the workers are looking at me as though incredibly brave person for operating the thing... then I was like... dad... we gotta fix this. Like something's giong to happen and it'll be me because I'm not putting anyone else on that machine... I like Mark too but.... Anyways, the new system is wwwaaayyyy safer... and a little faster too.
@YABBAHEY13 жыл бұрын
@@jonathanmillner I can imagine, if the ground isn't perfectly flat a 20,000rpm flail suspended 7' up might be a little spicy. What type wine ? (I'm a Chianti person.)
@jonathanmillner3 жыл бұрын
@@YABBAHEY1 Marquette, La Crescent, Sabrevois, Frontenac, Frontenac Gris. A lot of newer varieties kinda taking the wine world by storm :) You might like Sabrevois a lot if you like Chianti.
@ifmbm332b Жыл бұрын
The only thing the second machine needs is a rabid junkyard dog with one eye chasing a skunk and couple of feral cats in heat around the Ford Pinto in the garage and a kid lighting off fireworks yelling "hey dad, look over here!!" every thirty seconds. And the guy needs a cigarette.
@MH-pc2ky Жыл бұрын
The second guy I got to love the fact that he's has on ear protection and that's the least of his worries but you have to know that those are some heavy duty off-road Crocs that he's wearing, he's a decent fabricator probably some sort of engineer without a lick of Common Sense I was waiting for the Rope to wind up in something and drag him into the machine or an 80 lb piece of wood bust him in the face cuz I'm sure those 99 cent safety glasses were really going to help him
@ScanMan19674 жыл бұрын
The manual for the second machine just says "Throw it in and hope for the best. Good luck"
@no10standard365 жыл бұрын
1st machine needs a safety lockout clutch switch, foot operated. Second device needs a cease and desist.
@wayne33404 жыл бұрын
Where do you get a pulley that big?
@silentferret10494 жыл бұрын
@@wayne3340 It is a set of gears that have been used as a flywheel. Kinda easy to find them lying around.
@garysturgis114 жыл бұрын
Spot on.
@TheOneWhoMightBe4 жыл бұрын
More like 'cease to exist'.
@ninataylor61804 жыл бұрын
@@TheOneWhoMightBe hahaha Priceless
@hamaljay Жыл бұрын
The guy in the second one was obviously keeping safety in mind, he had gloves, ear protection and Crocs.
@generalcaeser91769 ай бұрын
The safety instruction manual simply says this: "Pay up your Life Flight, Life Insurance, kiss the wife, say good bye to the kids and resupply your Blood storage!"
@marcmarti52733 жыл бұрын
"woa WTF is that!?" "oh, this is my new giant-wheel-log-cutter invention" "sick man!" "yeah, I call it 'the amputator' "
@brianbever29523 жыл бұрын
Strait to the point
@lalarobert4 жыл бұрын
#1 & #3 are actually quite efficient machines. I would use the 1st one with no issues at all and the same goes for the third if it had a guard over those flywheels. The second one on the other hand is a direct line to meet the Grim Reaper.
@aritakalo80112 жыл бұрын
Depends on it having quick stop for example on the 1st one. If it had has something like foot operated quick stop, then I would think it's fine. any open manipulated constantly rotating machine without emergency quick stop is always on the "unsafe design" category. Since on can never rule out stuff like getting piece of clothing caught in it or in mistake put ones fingers close. As such as slow or safe it looks, it must have quick stop. Not just cut power, but apply braking to the blade or otherwise render the blade safe Then again it is no more dangerous, than open band saw or table saw. Stuck fingers in the blade and you get hurt. However as said all of those usually have a quick stop button, cutting power and slamming brakes on the blade. At least any decent one would have. edit: oh and your comment is two years old. Soo, hello, very late commenting. Well what can I say, the algorithm gods brought me here.
@lalarobert2 жыл бұрын
@@aritakalo8011I'm still here and agree with everything you said.
@kmoecub Жыл бұрын
The third one isn't even home made. It was commertially available in the 1930's (and not just the engine, but the whole shebang).
@adriaanschepel9001 Жыл бұрын
Grim Reaper on speed dial, indeed. I don't think there would be any much delay involved ...
@h3llnite Жыл бұрын
I like No. 3 best. The first one had reminded me a lot of risk for crush injuries like in conveyor belts. At least if you stay at the front of No3 you should be ‘safe’ No. 2 was just scary on so many levels. The flying axe head The loose rope near said axe head and set up The fact the wood has to pretty much be thrown into the axe head (which even threw it back at user) Just a huge NOPE from me
@centermid7mb Жыл бұрын
Lucky YOU are about to read the funniest bunch of comments on KZbin . . . .
@user-yo1pk4ky4k6 ай бұрын
That dude in the camo shorts using the giant wheel might have already re-learned to split wood using his prosthetic arm. No lifeguard down at the gene pool.
@afvet50753 жыл бұрын
The first log splitter is actually pretty efficient. I like that one. You just have to pay attention but it was pretty cool and it makes short work of those logs and it spins relatively slow.
@danieljessop71403 жыл бұрын
yeah nothing wrong with the first one. Every power tool has some risk if you dont pay attention but the second one is just plain nuts.
@matthewharriman42673 жыл бұрын
Yeah what was wrong with it, I thought it was brilliant
@onillonill51923 жыл бұрын
@@matthewharriman4267 yeah, and i think number 3. is a good machine too, is not that dangerous
@fabiansandhoff7503 жыл бұрын
@@onillonill5192 First machine can hack off your hand if you're not careful. Third is quite unsafe with all the open wheels and especially since you have to slide on the belt while it's running. Of course, both have nothing on the second abomination in that regard. Both are quite safe overall, but for engineering anything, you should always think about the "DAU" (German, "Dümmster Anzunehmender User" = "Dumbest user imaginable") and at least show some effort in keeping the "DAU" from harming themself
@onillonill51923 жыл бұрын
@@fabiansandhoff750 first machine, has a nice speed, it's cool, yes it's dangerous if you are not work with care. but i dont see a problem
@daniel-vm3qn5 жыл бұрын
who ever invented that 2nd machine needs to be prosecuted for stupidity
@wilsjane5 жыл бұрын
I wonder if it dated back to the French revolution.???
@eltigre2495 жыл бұрын
Maybe he has already been taken.
@The314moses5 жыл бұрын
I couldn’t agree more.
@donsurlylyte5 жыл бұрын
sketchy af
@stefanobertoni98865 жыл бұрын
A quest'ora sarà morto decapitato 😔
@tonyhenthorn39662 жыл бұрын
The first and third machines weren't too bad, except for those exposed belt driven flywheels. But the operator of the second one is trying for a Darwin award!
@darrelsartin4355 Жыл бұрын
With all due respect to the danger of #2, I thought the use of a capstan winch to load the logs onto the working table was actually quite ingenious.
@ox69425 жыл бұрын
The first splitter is perhaps the best one I've ever seen. Fantastic idea! Slower, easy going, controlled, relaxed, powerful. A work of art.
@truth-dickhead33065 жыл бұрын
Ox / it's a lot safer than the second one, but it wouldn't work worth a fuck with green wood.
@trinilgan5 жыл бұрын
and super enjoying to watch
@mikekemsley15312 жыл бұрын
And you don't need to worry about it cutting part way through anything. Once it starts it's going all the way to the end.
@Tailspin80 Жыл бұрын
What happens when it meets something it can’t split, like a log with a massive knot? It either stops or the axe head weld breaks.
@randomschittz9461 Жыл бұрын
@@Tailspin80 looks like that weld will break soon either way.
@mikemeyer25654 жыл бұрын
Number 2's machine is reminiscent of something that might have been built in the early Industrial Revolution.It is violent, insanely dangerous, and totally unpredictable. The only reason to wear hearing protection is to muffle the blood curdling screams that will emanate from the operator when the inevitable happens and the flywheel cleaves off his arm with a little "bink".
@charlesbird7815 ай бұрын
Never mind that during the Industrial Revolution the machine would have been run by a ten year old boy
@9Antonian Жыл бұрын
Just reading the comments on the #2 wheel of woe made my day!
@SirGoP Жыл бұрын
"Her housband was a hard working man, just about a mile from here..."
@marciephillips4 жыл бұрын
So far I haven't seen anything 'scary' except for that second one. Holy Cow.
@whatevernamegoeshere36444 жыл бұрын
And it also wasn't 10 of them
@skiphaskell7064 жыл бұрын
Yeah, after 6 minutes and only having seen 3 it got a bit tedious
@philippaugello60855 жыл бұрын
The guy with 2nd machine is totally crazy! 🤯
@lawrence18uk5 жыл бұрын
He's Edgar Allan Poe's great grandson :-)))))
@adamada1015 жыл бұрын
100%
@marjandobersek93015 жыл бұрын
r.i.p.
@largol33t15 жыл бұрын
I wonder if he still has both of his hands. He truly is dumb as log!
@davidseverance92825 жыл бұрын
At least he's wearing ear protection..🤔
@jelt110 Жыл бұрын
Absolutely love the first one, but #2 is like something out of Dukes of Hazzard.
@Ultimatora Жыл бұрын
1:55 #2 is made by MrKent317 and they made significant improvements recently. Even added a wood chipper beside the main axe blade.
@idontedit73754 жыл бұрын
Since when did we change the meaning of "10" to mean 3?
@ciretto11064 жыл бұрын
Machine 2 IS 6 of the 10 deadly machines!
@bonkeydollocks18794 жыл бұрын
@@ciretto1106 hahahahahahahahaha 😎
@joesbarbecue13 жыл бұрын
It's that darn new math!
@cooking1.5863 жыл бұрын
The second machine counts as 8.
@warrenstemphly57563 жыл бұрын
Nothing matters anymore, I’m now pronouncing the “L” in salmon.
@SomeoneCommenting5 жыл бұрын
That second one 2:12 looks like a very elaborated attempt to win a Darwin Award. That dude looked for as many hazards as possible in a single machine.
@bradeenm28485 жыл бұрын
At least he was wearing "Steel toe Safety" Crocks on his feet.
@rjkfsm5 жыл бұрын
@@bradeenm2848 ik,r?
@adolfhitler38705 жыл бұрын
He had to dodge wood chips😂😂😂😂
@hlawton32825 жыл бұрын
Your comment has me crying!! 😂😂😂
@williamtate62685 жыл бұрын
SomeoneCommenting Did you see it was made by “ACME”?
@happyhour19845 ай бұрын
That second one is the most dangerous thing ever
@justinmorgan2126 Жыл бұрын
If that guy with the second machine lives past the next couple of winters using that thing I will be amazed.. it's a death trap. The third one looks like something out of the SAW movie franchise..
@larrybelitsky14444 жыл бұрын
Regarding #2 - Some people leave their mark on the world, others leave a stain.
@xmachine70034 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@snakerstran91014 жыл бұрын
Only thing missing were explosives and beer.
@mikefrech11233 жыл бұрын
@Marc Johansson What video did you watch? The one I saw was about wood splitting machines.
@tomtee23035 жыл бұрын
Re; the second spliter. It's like watching a train wreck. You know it's going to end badly but you just can't stop watching.
@CapApollo5 жыл бұрын
he is using safety crocs.. no problem at all
@MarkBoese5 жыл бұрын
I'd like to know if he's till alive, and if he is, does he have all his fingers...lol
@101starting5 жыл бұрын
In crocks
@juliecallaghan85925 жыл бұрын
Really ?? REALLY oops I trip in my crocks ..slash slice splice
@conradp.woodturning9725 жыл бұрын
Lots of time an energy put into making a super ineffective and dangerous contraption. Using a splitting axe would be so much better.
@8307c42 жыл бұрын
#2 and #3 are incredibly dangerous lol, thou I did get nostalgic about that hit'n-miss engine.
@danieljckson Жыл бұрын
Stephen King made a good log splitter for his next book idea about a log splitter that kills people.
@fredjonson57813 жыл бұрын
I've watched 3 of these videos and #2 on this one was the first really dangerous one I've seen. The uncontrollable spinning death fist hammer thing wasn't enough so he added a dangly rope next to the flywheel. The only design I can think of that might be worse is a large flywheel that grabs the wood, carries it about 280 degrees around and throws it at an axe 10 feet away...maybe has a belt that runs dangerously close to the hopper somehow.
@fredjonson57813 жыл бұрын
I guess you could also drill a hole in a still standing tree and light a stick of dynamite with a cigarette.
@AtomicZn2 жыл бұрын
"I decided a spinning blade was too dangerous, so in this new model the blade is stationary and the log is fed into the mechanism with this trebuchet. My hands never have to go near the cutting mechanism."
@benwinter2420 Жыл бұрын
A device spawned in Mordor
@terrykrall Жыл бұрын
Is that a “safety shield” the rope is run thru? hahahahaha!
@hudsville Жыл бұрын
🤣
@gavrilgavrilov10793 жыл бұрын
Second guy dies or is horribly maimed by this machine. Not a question of if, its a question of when.
@HaErBeSo Жыл бұрын
Love the safety boots the second one is wearing. Guess he feels really safe now. The loose jacket of the last one is also an extremely safe idea.
@bluesix2843 Жыл бұрын
1st machine is awesome, 2nd will have your hands off, 3rd had a rubber fist accessory, 4th also decent for small stuff/bio mass.
@mariusc21373 жыл бұрын
Title saying "10 dangerous machines" when in fact is showing 4, obviously not many people watched past the second guy🤣
@jasonhancock59183 жыл бұрын
That second machine killed 7 people
@carlicehouse2 жыл бұрын
i'm assuming the second machine is 1-7 for top 10 dangerous. the other 3 were distant 8,9,10
@marks27315 жыл бұрын
Any Machine you have to jump back from when it does its thing needs turning off, and scrapping.
@JohnDoe-gm5qr5 жыл бұрын
or it at least needs to be redesigned to be somewhat less dangerous. I would not go near that 2nd one. I wonder how many people operating one of those contraptions had wood thrown back at them or lost a finger or hand. It makes a jointer in a wood shop seem harmless until it kicks the wood out from under someone's hand.
@frozedickdave5 жыл бұрын
How bout just gear it down
@TheJunkFarm5 жыл бұрын
not a Disco machine!!! You don;t scrap a disco machine because Disco will never Die!
@nmoran20465 жыл бұрын
Mark S Or automation it could be an efficient machine without a human involved
@dazley8021 Жыл бұрын
Everyone talking about the second machine, ignoring the fact that the operator is wearing crocs the whole time. Its like the cherry on top.
@cum_as_you_are Жыл бұрын
And to this year's Darwin Awards Nominees:
@phillipwest54653 жыл бұрын
I lost 3 fingers Just from watching the second guy....
@justGBD3 жыл бұрын
IMO the first one is probably the safest. The wheel is just fucking stupid. The piston one is safer than the wheel but does put your hands a bit closer to the action. The last one is just neat and safe with eyepro.
@codyhufstetler6433 жыл бұрын
A cool design feature of splitter 2 is that the blade is right at face level, so if you trip on a log walking up to the machine, your head is simply and painlessly split entirely in half
@sixfootdworf95452 жыл бұрын
The first one had the potential to be dangerous, but cutting/splitting wood inherently has the risk of injury. The second machine was very dangerous. A death trap. You'd need several mechanical safety measures, like a lever that drops logs into the splitting axe, that can be pulled from a shielded position beside the machine, and the loading mechanism for the logs into the drop area would require the machine to be shut off. All together an unsafe and impractical machine if it was made to be safely operated. Now if the machine was autonomous, and the logs could be loaded and cleared in a manner similar to a magazine ramp and a clearing ramp, then maybe. Perhaps a shielding area above the machine with a ramp that a person drops logs into, where the machine splits and the logs are then fed into a pile. Even still, not very practice unless you were looking to split wood at an unconventionally quick manner. The third machine was pretty cool, similar to the first machine but with an engine that is attached to a chiseled piston rather than a belt system that rotates a wheel attached to a rotating chisel. The last machine seemed rather cool too, but when feeding the logs by hand rather than funnel, there is a chance of the log being ripped away from the operators hands and potentially hurting/hitting someone or something. Not super dangerous, but has the capacity. With the funnel, the log is supported by a metal (I assume to be welded, forged plate, or stamped sheet steel) box that prevents it from going anywhere but through the machine or up where it came. The energy being applied to the log I don't think is applied in a manner that would push the log out again with any significant velocity.
@chrischris4827 Жыл бұрын
I always appreciate that they throw the splits on the ground so they can have the joy of picking the wood up again.