10 Dumbest Robbers Ever!

[@davidjr3769]

I think package stealing should be considered home invasion or something like that , not just theft.

[@laurarudolph7451]

And tresspassing

[@opensage01]

What gets me is that they have no clue what is the package they are stealing. They don't know if it is a belt for my record player and some vitamins, or anything. Most things I get are just not going to be something of much interest to other people I wouldn't think. It is just such a crazy crime that really has brought out the true nature of the people that live all around us. I have only had one package that was possibly stolen from my porch. It showed as being delivered. It was just a t-shirt that I bought to support a KZbinr with a very specific saying on the shirt. About 5 months later it was put on my porch opened and unused in the original packaging. I am guessing they figured they couldn't really wear it since it was such a specific saying on the shirt that it would be easily recognized by me if they were wearing it in the neighborhood. But of course it could have just been delivered to the wrong house and they didn't notice it was not for them until they opened it and just took a long time to give it to me. But that is the only time I have had a problem with potential theft of my packages.

[@sandrageorge4429]

@@opensage01 Your totally right , I remember back in the seventies ( yea I’m old as dirt ) while I was in city collage in Sacramento ( yes I was poor too ) our phycology class bright there garbage from hone , to class , and wrapped all of it as Christmas gifts , for a class project ! Well , we placed about 40 presents in the back of unlocked cars , and pickup trucks , around the campus ! Then the class hid in different locations , and waited !Well every gift ( of trash ) was stolen within 2 hours ! And to top it off , 4 teachers was seen helping themselves to the gifts ! Well we all got an A on our semester report card , since that was our quarter project ! Funny shit , but true as hell ! And that was fifty years ago ! So porch pirates are here to stay !

[@davehouse4809]

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[@_sunchildd]

why don’t you include the photos or videos when you mention how there is some??…. 🤔 should definitely start doing that. would make your content way better!!

[@faggianogeuiseppi5135]

Agreed

[@yeahthatsmg6656]

My man ain’t no snitch

[@fakin_it4034]

Came to this comment section to say the exact same thing- why use stock video if the actual video is available? L A M E

[@indy_go_blue6048]

@Slim Wheelsky I think he just talks over the same clips over and over and... pretty boring.

[@sandrageorge4429]

Simple , to much research and leg work , when he can just down load story’s !

[@gabrielmoralesgonzalez6471]

After watching this video I do not feel like a big failure in life.

[@jon08182]

I still do

[@tumelomachabe3333]

😂😂😂😂

[@shadow0-04]

U no failure bro, just keep ya mind on the bag an I stg you'll rise

[@rodcrandall1589]

I feel a bit better about my life now not much but a Lil bit b

[@mothersixpack]

@@jon08182 same

[@monsterwatchtruecrime]

Ugh imagine how filthy that money is, and he’s putting it in his mouth.

[@melpineda7635]

Lol we’ve all done it

[@jasonw342]

He's had worse in his mouth in prison. Bet on it.

[@monsterwatchtruecrime]

@creepshow 🤣 bbc breath- hadn’t heard that one but I’m for sure gonna use it. And yes I concur with your assessment.

[@tonystone1016]

That's not the stoopid psrt..it thsthe shared it on social media!

[@Sclasspsycho]

I currently work at Walgreens. We keep the bigger bottles of bodywash locked up. The thief most likely sells the bodywash online for money. Just had a thief stealing bodywash last night.

[@hoyrbartlett7581]

I worked at Walmart for awhile and the higher dollar laundry detergent was always a hard hit product. A truck driver even got caught trying to sell an entire box truck of em..

[@Sclasspsycho]

@@hoyrbartlett7581 Those are locked up at my work too. They seem to go for Tide mostly.

[@BobbyTucker]

@@Sclasspsycho , Tide is the best! I use it. Is this a commercial? lol

[@justsayain9794]

Crimes a dirty business, maybe he was a vigilantly, you know the kinda hero california deserves.

[@ihopcsx]

Rather strangers stink? There's money aside for loss of inventory. I feel not bad for people ripping off disgustingly greedy corporations.

[@vegemitesandwich81]

Who gets THAT TIRED when robbing that they have a nap?!? 😂😂😂

[@kevinwyman2934]

Robbers are very weird there is one in my hometown who always eat the homeowners food leave unwashed dishes

[@davidm9442]

​@@kevinwyman2934lmao 😂

[@caitycarine5412]

Wow I knew Ashley Duboe when we were kids. It’s sad to see where her life went.

[@Iwishitwas-hl9wj]

I gave her a poke in the whiskers back in the day.

[@boofingpressies8948]

@@Iwishitwas-hl9wj it’s never gonna be 1985 again dude

[@Iwishitwas-hl9wj]

@@boofingpressies8948 unfortunately

[@codybanxx]

she look like she doing good now tho.

[@jenpierce2385]

@@codybanxx lmao she is still a POS

[@TheNuckinFoob]

1:42 A bold claim of "may be the stupidest one we've seen today" after you've shown exactly one example at that point. 😂😂😂

[@chimayoshite]

I thought that was funny too. the "stupidest" but only lands at 2nd to last lol

[@delledaye2035]

That Toyota Yaris video was hilarious... I choked watching that one... People are so just duh 🙄😂😂😂😂

[@MamaLauren523]

@hell wolf Do you mean dumb?

[@chazy0420]

I saw that video…it was hilarious as f@#k… 😂 the home owner even tried telling him what he was doing wrong… 😂

[@ema6023]

@@chazy0420 querer is the video?

[@ema6023]

@@chazy0420 where is the video?

[@chelseebarber3903]

The wheelchair bandit was so guilty he ran before actually even robbing the bank. He obviously has remorse and doesn’t deserve 46 months. For not even going through with it.

[@sandyworkman3025]

Being as how he has a good heart and changed his mind, it should have been attempted robbery...

[@jasonw342]

Just under 4 years is a steal for bank robbery. It's a federal offense whether he goes through with it or not. No such thing as attempted bank robbery.

[@somethingaboutbeaute]

I literally just spit out the coffee I was drinking when I read *THIS SPECIFIC* comment that you posted. I most definitely needed this chuckle today SO with that being said, thanks so much for the laugh!!! 😂😀

[@Chris_Clark1MaidenFan]

Awesome videos y’all. Keep up the good work.

[@malyvann7229]

A cop calling cops to arrest someone 🤣😂🤣

[@totalgamers602]

How do you rob a house and fall asleep 🤣

[@donaldmaxie5264]

Requires a a high level of dumb.

[@thatdiygingerguy]

"An idiotic couple..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@elliesaint1984]

These are some of the greatest criminal masterminds of all time... I'm being sarcastic of course 😂

[@zyonwilson7127]

or are you… 🤔 😭😭

[@MmaFan34]

“The Wheelchair Bandit” should be locked up for his stupidity alone!

[@dwwicked4706]

Lol he rolled himself in the bank

[@disciple1381]

If criminals where smart they wouldn't be criminals.

[@rebeccahoneysett3993]

The body wash guy 😭 "he ran out the front door as fast as he could" bahahahahahaha 🤣😂😭 he must of really stunk🤣

[@bajefuhlife9601]

Don't think #4 was stupid. He went in, took what he wanted & left. 🤷‍♀️

[@theonlinecrunch7874]

Ye a lot of people "boost" "common goods" and just resell for the low. For $ or drugs. People buy it cuz its stuff people commonly use and they will get it half price, why not?

[@Anthony-tu7oz]

Get in get out

[@bluejay6470]

I read once of a dumb criminal that wrote his robbery note on the back of his bank statement lol

[@lJuJuBee11l]

💀💀

[@GriddyBear]

I love your videos so much, thankyou for taking the time to make these amazing videos

[@ServingSaltGaming]

For #8 he even told the package thief how to get his car unstuck.😂

[@gohkiatbeng6066]

The black guy is the winner 🏆🏆🏆

[@theresacoringgray6885]

@ 1:12 even if the couple had won all that money by hitting the lottery I still think it would have been very DUMB and SENSELESS to flash it all over social media 😮

[@sugaray7435]

I wish yall had the video of the second story. The home owners were actually mad...but the video is hilarious 🤣

[@nektu5435]

Got a link? I was dumbfounded when they didn't show the clip. Why even include that in your video if you aren't going show the clip?!? 🤔😂

[@davidmurray6176]

you all ......not yall or y'all...duh!

[@brianstone3722]

​@@davidmurray6176 you know y'all is considered a word right? Who cares anyway you know what she meant.

[@tessmoore3762]

There was a guy who robbed a liquor store. He wanted all the money out of the till. He then decided to take a bottle of booze too. The cashier said she needed to see some I.D. for the booze. The thief showed the cashier his I.D. to prove he was over 21, then took the money and the booze and left. The cashier told the police the guys name and address from the I.D. lol.

[@cringycook9597]

It helps that they are so cooperative in letting the police know they done it 😂

[@jimmybolt2674]

You should look up the porch bandit video of a guy trying to still a package off a porch and the owner comes outside with an assault rifle. And the get away driver takes off and leaves him behind. It is very funny. I don’t know what platform the actual video is on so you could see it. Great video keep up the great work.

[@jodyariewitz7349]

😆😆👍

[@DemnRaig80]

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[@davidwilsonsr4611]

Richard Jiles on the number one spot.... Seriously, the one time in human history that you get to wear a mask when going into a bank.... he decides to wear it under his chin to rob the bank?!?!? ..... Definitely number one on the stupid criminal list!!! 🤣

[@eXistenZ1864]

The wheelchair one had a conscience, he shouldn't get that much time, if any at all.

[@JunaidRiazAlHassan]

So true. 40 Years Ago :: 40 years ago, children were gentle with their parents. Today parents have to be gentle with their children. 40 years ago, everyone wanted to have children. Today many people are afraid of having children. 40 years ago, children respected their parents. Now parents have to respect their children. 40 years ago, marriage was easy but divorce was difficult. Nowadays it is difficult to get married but divorce is so easy. 40 years ago, we got to know all the neighbours. Now we are strangers to our neighbors. 40 years ago, people had to eat a lot because they needed the energy to work hard. Now we are afraid to eat fatty foods for fear of the cholesterol. 40 years ago, villagers were flocking to the city to find jobs. Now the town people are fleeing from the stress to find peace. 40 years ago, everyone wanted to be fat to look happy ... Nowadays everyone diets to look healthy. 40 years ago, rich people pretended to be poor. Now the poor are pretending to be rich. 40 years ago, only one person worked to support the whole family. Now all have to work to support one child. 40 years ago, people loved to study and read books ... now people love to update Facebook etc and read their whatsapp messages. I received this realistic message from one friend and on realizing that it's hard fact for today's life, Forwarded to all my friends *_WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!_* *Phone.....Wireless* *Cooking..Fireless* *Cars........Keyless* *Food........Fatless* *Tyres.......Tubeless* *Tools.......Cordless* *Dress......Sleeveless* *Youth......Jobless* *Leaders...Shameless* *Attitude...Careless* *Spouse....Fearless* *Feeling....Heartless* *Education Valueless* *Kids........Mannerless* *Government Useless* *Parliament Clueless* *MASSES.. HELPLESS* *_Everything is becoming LESS but still our hope in God is - Endless._* In fact I am *Speechless* Because friendship remains *Priceless!!* *If u don't share this, the message is worthless!*

[@Lunatic1982]

I love how this narrator doesn't think a hundred bucks is a lot of money

[@yonu5983]

The wheelchair dude just wanted to pimp his ride out, that's all.

[@jodyariewitz7349]

I feel kinda sorry for the bank robber who felt so bad for making the teller cry that he left without robbing the place !! Not sure he should have gotten that much time, since he didn't actually go through with it...

[@csrb338]

Sprinkle some crack on him Johnson. - Dave Chapelle

[@irvinslagter8298]

@hell wolf gaming What did you just say????

[@lilymarinovic1644]

Poor girl was obviously traumatised either way. And the impact on the victim is part of the sentencing.

[@jasonw342]

It's bank robbery whether one goes through with it or not.

[@dinabaughman8731]

Better content than ALL Top Ten channels!

[@cowboysparanormalproduction]

Ohh no,,, not the wheelchair bandit,,,. Lol,, 😁😂,,, 1st time seeing your channel,,, awesome job,, no over talking, to the point, no loud music,,, 💯🤘

[@MDKPlayz]

Lmao I love the way he roasts the first people

[@raynis9648]

all the people in the list got the fame in the form of being named and shamed as the dumbest criminals 😂

[@billolsen4360]

2:06 Had a friend who was a Denver Police Officer. One day, he came home, in uniform, driving a Denver PD cruiser, pressed the open button for his garage door and a strange man was in his garage. The man put his hands up and admitted that he'd slid in through the garage door gap that the family leaves open for their cat to get in and out to her cat flap into the kitchen. The garage door intruder had that day escaped from the Federal Prison, which is nearby.

[@leegoddard2618]

#4 good luck finding a shower during the pandemic, while homeless. COMPLETELY understandable.

[@katiearcher900]

The gas station beside my house got broken into, not a big deal lol. Anyways the robber broke the window and ended up cutting open his hand before even getting into the store. He bled over EVERYTHINGGG and then cut himself again getting back out the window😭 I guess he realized he was going to be caught bc the only thing he ended up taking was some random candy🤷🏼‍♀️

[@1kgang_]

Bruh wtfff😂😂😂😂😂Allat 4 candy

[@noblejoseph8196]

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 some candy for the troubles

[@artisseed2894]

LMFAO

[@reneejones7621]

Yes I feel the wheelchair bandit should have got last time cuz he didn't get no money he felt bad

[@uplift56]

He should have gotten 9 months in Jail for lying to a bank teller 😎!

[@gennymikel4296]

Years ago I called the cops on someone for something and they said "can ya's git a confession or sumthin' on video?" At the time I thought it was the dumbest thing I'd ever heard, now the criminals get on social media and brag "I dun robbed duh place and see all the money!"

[@HiiBreukshjv]

Finally a video that actually has the thumbnail in it

[@BobbyTucker]

You can tell just by looking at the guy he's not too bright, anyone who puts tattoo's all over their face has no plans to be a productive member of society, much less a person who would indulge in manual labor. This is #10 I'm referring to.

[@dexxxhundo1365]

U can get jobs with face tats

[@Lunatic1982]

Face tattoo don't always equal a stupid person. Sorry shit is changing

[@chimayoshite]

you're one of THOSE people 🙄

[@BillyBob-wq9fl]

Face tattoos are stupid. Most face tat fools are not great folks. Yeah shit is changing, but not for the better if you cant see that.

[@stevenmccart5455]

Robber 101...do not put tattoos on your face and do not go on social media to brag about your crime.

[@Totalchaos0228]

Don't ever, ever put money in your mouth!! 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮

[@melissaupton2097]

If you increase the playback speed to 1.25, it sounds normal, but if you leave it at "normal," it sounds slow and drags.

[@ANYHOO0]

A lot of these narrated channels seem to be slowing down to lengthen the video, probably for ads. I go to 1.5 speed.

[@christinamills4921]

Awesome tip luv

[@EvilLeprechuan]

That last one is def the winner, just wow.

[@OrlandoFabiani-on2tr]

How can you get found guilty of robbing something when you never took anything. To me that’s called common sense and you got to be an idiot to do time for that

[@vegemitesandwich81]

It's the intention...

[@jacobg.witmer]

You missed McArthur Wheeler! Lol 😂 Back in 1995 he robbed 2 banks in Pittsburgh Pennsylvania with his face covered in lemon juice! He said that because lemon juice is used in invisible ink, by covering his face in lemon juice it would turn him invisible! Lol 😂

[@Kapok-Kid]

That sucks.

[@desmondbishop5808]

The opening story was a calamity. It was the best sex ever and then the worst sex ever. You're not gonna top that.

[@juanramirez6251]

They all need two awards. One: Room Temperature Challenge Award and immediately after, Two: Darwin Award, which they can pick up on the way to the next realm!

[@jrmensrights]

Maybe they could be the Darwin award winners

[@mrtechnique7625]

Walgreens charge 30 dollars a bottle of soap no wonder people feel the need to steal them

[@Maddworld36]

The guy from the first story is ridiculous…wtf kind of world do I live in

[@davidporter4265]

I swear to God on everything I love my brother-in-law broke into a cop car that was parked at the cops house, in the middle of the night, and he was thirsty so he found some Pepto-Bismol that was in the car, drank a little, poured the rest on himself and fell asleep😴 .. I consider that stupider than this guy. Atleast this guy didn't know about the cop.. but Mike did🙄 😄

[@lemar2122]

The number 1 robber did it on purpose wanting to get caught. He was probably a lifetime criminal who was institutionalized. They say federal prison is better then state prison. That's probably why he robbed the bank. It's federal property. So he goes to a fed prison. No I'm not a criminal. But it seems everyone I know is.

[@kinagregory6379]

Na I’m from Jackson , he was just high off that juice

[@justincosta48]

Break in to take a nap lmaoooo

[@Leoprincess3038]

950 isn't bad for a robbery, it's still almost a stack lmao I've heard people go through a robbery and didn't get one red cent

[@casscenadaugherty2997]

But cannot forgive them for the factor that he played as he was a disabled person when he was not that and all means is not right so he got what he deserved I would have to say

[@sarahbelshaw8484]

The wheelchair bandit shoulda got a lighter sentence a prime example of changing your mind from doing something bad to something good.

[@Nasawl]

Number 9 literally got caught sleeping on the job🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Nuttyirishman85]

I blacked out in high school and went into the neighbors house and fell asleep on the couch. I thought it was my house.

[@curtisbrown5939]

I guess number 4 made a "CLEAN" get away.🤣

[@rahallivex]

Without actual videos being shown, there's no point.

[@jonahhex9114]

They don't have enough sense to stay of social media 5 minutes after a bank robbery

[@snookiearriaga1474]

#4 actually boot leggers will go to wallgreens or rite aid and steal body wash anything they can get there hands on and go sell each bottle for a dollar or two I know cus they do it where I live at smh

[@katdoc929]

My fav is the guy who said my coworker is outside and has a lot of money and locked him in! #GoBirds #Philly and we don't claim him

[@rhetteverette2406]

I saw the video for # 8 , hilarious

[@mo-yi5vy]

I AM DIEING RN LMFAOOOOOOO STOP ITTTT

[@audiolover8820]

Love how this channel talks about videos but never shows them

[@luster5497]

The narration sound like a slow pc

[@zak__21]

Show some actual footage 😑

[@BarbieByMattel]

pretty weird of you to mention a crime. mention it was video taped. mention the video went viral. and choose not to show even a split second of that video. instead of searching each and every one of your top ten to see the videos you are talking about, but feel it completely unnecessary or unimportant to show the video, im not watching your crap. i do not recommend watching this lazy, stock footage extravaganza

[@tonystone1016]

Just a prrsonal bias but I'm not dating anyone who has a face tattoo.

[@onethumbgaming2280]

At least he felt sorry and left with out the money

[@thepneumanator]

Why does the narrator sound like he just woke up from a three day bender? He sounds like I feel ;-)

[@mikebastoni4490]

When you believe you're life sucks just watch this video. You will feel better

[@endlessunivese9350]

when they put up pictures as if they worked so hard their entire life and send selfies how successful they are not every one is gonna think like they wanted every one to see their picture

[@HumdiRumdi]

Are you sure you didn’t want to title this “10 times Robbers went horribly wrong”

[@rolly7881]

Outstanding 568 dollars 🤣🤣

[@loganmalough2379]

I’ve heard of two teens once robbed a police station.

[@EvilLeprechuan]

🤣

[@sourpatchkid394]

I guess that’s the one good thing when it ones to crime and social media they will share about it. Got to get the likes

[@Hockeyfan9884]

I think Bill Miner and his 2 accomplice robbed a C.P railway train many years ago in B.C Canada hoping to get the 45,000 dollars and took the wrong trains up the track. from my understanding, Bill Miner was the first to have said to the engineer, " HANDS UP " of which is popular today . They took the wrong car up the railroad tracks, got 15 dollars and 50 cents and a bottle of liver pills.

[@SynicalBeats]

I'm pretty sure number 9 is the girl with the 3 bears

[@Nkosi4736]

The worst were 9. was very lazy , resting during the job 2. The patient robber

[@ItsBobbyBlTCH]

#8 is everywhere online. Why didn’t you show the video? I’ve seen that clip at least 10 times in the past month alone. Strange.

[@notoriouswes215]

I live in Philly n remember that guy that got locked in the store...It's really bad here now the newest crime here is carjackings

[@LawsonPatterson]

Why don’t you show the videos you’re talking about? You say the video of the one arrest went viral yeah you can’t even show a clip of it as you discuss it? Too much work?

[@ronfreniere8769]

I think that the guy who tried to rob a bank in a wheelchair. He should go to jail, just like any other person who tries to rob a bank. It was obvious that he really didn't need the wheelchair.

[@binkyboppin2223]

I'm curious how that first one equated to getting arrested when it was just posing with some cash. They must have said something... anyone can have money. Maybe tipped off from an acquaintance..

[@chad1550]

Yea those robbers are my best friends one of his friends was jealous and heard of the bank being robbed and put two n two together

[@DGBagby]

#4… so he made a clean getaway?

[@bobisgollis5168]

If he puts that in his mouth...jail shouldn't be a problem...

[@daliyashohat1320]

Maybe he was trying to make a clean getaway...

[@energicko]

😂 🧼 🧴🧼🧴 🛁🚿

[@shamsiyabuhari1549]

I miss chris

[@kattieSkyNinja13]

Me too!

[@jaanbartley5766]

#10. The incident involving the couple posting that money on social media reminds of a local idiot in our small town. The idiot posted a photo of himself siphoning gas out of a police car that was parked right in front of the police station in the middle of the day while he was flipping off someone. I don't know if or how he took that picture or if someone else took it and sent it to him. Nevertheless, the idiot himself posted that photo on Facebook. #8. The Toyota Yaris. Several years ago, we rented a car from Enterprise. It was supposed to be a six cylinder, full size car. Instead, the brought us a Toyota Yaris, didn''t even have a radio in it. Instead of sending it back, my husband was so upset and we were already running late, so all the way to our destination and back, my husband cussed out Enterprise. We never rented from them again. That car was a piece of work, but it was great on gas. Everything was a nightmare.,

[@twistedtrees4175]

You cant get pink eye by putting stuff in your mouth..

[@jasonparmele8447]

the real question isn't how the couple got caught but who snitched? because police don't search random photos for large sums of money and could have been fake money for anyone knew