10 minutes of Kramnik reporting and blocking masters in Titled Tuesday

[@nefertiti434]

Kramnik - *wins match and checks his own accuracy - 95%* Kramnik - Ok. everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure. *Proceeds to report himself and delete his account*

[@NeckbeardPr1me]

Lolled

[@scottwarren4998]

Take a look at the position at 1:42. The best move is obviously to unpin your queen moving it to c7 and defending your pawn. How is this guy 2800 elo and world champion? What a miss.

[@vaibhavvb9898]

@@scottwarren4998because he always has nc6 protecting the queen. He may have lost his mind but he is still miles better than players like you and me.

[@NeteroBodhisattva]

@@scottwarren4998old age

[@todoku1842]

@@scottwarren4998 you can't move queen to c1... or c8... c7 and c5 are maybe what you mean

[@Alexam887]

Opponent: breathes Kramnik: "Ok, of course report immediately, no doubt"

[@prussianblue14]

breathe is in fact secret morse code. You still didnt know ?

[@ghostapostle7225]

very clear

[@bajramhalili3351]

The procedure

[@ack_]

What a joke of a player

[@DanacChess]

1. Report. 2. Check accuracy

[@ArnieAlonzo]

Let's do the procedure 😂

[@ColinTimmins]

@@ArnieAlonzoThat’s what “she” said… 😂

[@josephpeeler5434]

Shouldn't it be check accuracy, think about it, then maybe report?

[@chrepuhon]

​@josephpeeler5434 that was the damn sense of the comment, like Kramnik did it the other way around which was incorrect

[@SteveMeek]

@josephpeeler5434 I don't think your able to grasp people's sense of humour 😂

[@VioTheCutie]

Kramnik: now he’ll play H3. The GM: *plays H3* Keamnik: okay it’s clear now, let’s do the procedure

[@insanemafia7250]

when kramnik predicts your move- you are cheating, when kramnik can't predict your move- you are cheating

[@acpliego]

Maybe Kramnik was cheating lol

[@delsix1222]

and that move was also so obvious. even my 1200 elo ass would probably play it, since how obvious it is that he's going for the backrank check

[@daboi9801]

@@delsix1222 Im 600 and saw that in 5 seconds lmao

[@big_2361]

@@delsix1222 i think the problem was that his opponent was taking too long in order to try and hide that he is cheating

[@jamesbolthe8123]

Hikaru: takes, takes and then takes Kramnik: report, report and then report

[@zeus1141]

And then block* 😂

[@certaindeath7776]

BEST comment. underrated :D

[@aboba3527]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA

[@God-i2]

Opponent: 1. e4 Kramnik: Ok. everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure. Edit: other Kramnik one-liners: - Ok, no doubt - I will block, and report - 89% not so much. But no doubt

[@EvilSecondTwin]

😂😂😂

[@Admin-dv9yp]

420 likes, should I ruin it?

[@God-i2]

@@Admin-dv9yp By all means

[@BryanV4]

Lmao

[@youuuuuuuuuuutube]

Lol

[@Dragonite-b7o]

Kramnik, a GM: spots the tactics* His opponent, also a GM: spots the tactics too. Kramnik: "He must be cheating".

[@omeee]

Kramnik was a super gm, top 3 of the best ever. Difference between him and a normal GM is like the difference between a talented 10y old kid and a gm

[@Dragonite-b7o]

@@omeee I think that's bullsh*t. Difference between super gm's and gm's is 200 elo. There's always a percentage of chance of a lower rated player defeating a higher one. You can't get upset if you throw the dice ten times and once you get a number lower than 2. That's how it works.

[@omeee]

@@Dragonite-b7o What you think is wrong, elo what fide uses is not linear, it is logarithmic. There is always a chance that you lose of course. The reason for that is that stronger players take risks. A good gm can draw most of the time from a super gm if he tries to get a draw

[@janski1476]

@@omeee key word was, now he is just a washed up old man who is mad at the world for falling off

[@kirya312]

@@Dragonite-b7o200 elo is a massive difference at this level. 2600 is not even top 100, while the only 2800 players are magnus and caruana.

[@DanacChess]

Others: Innocent until proven guilty Kramnik: Guilty beyond proven innocent

[@brahimkassem]

Underrated comment😂

[@thewakakeboarder]

In Russia... Guilt proves you

[@chrepuhon]

​@thewakakeboarder Kramnik does not represent Russia by any chance, literally every Russian popular chess streamer agrees to him being wrong and just arrogant

[@WizardzEdits]

Guilty until proven innocent is right when defending abuse victims or SA but chess? Nah bruv😂

[@mappingtheshit]

Russian style

[@oldoddjobs]

Kramnik with the white pieces, opens with the Procedure Attack, Lunatic Variation

[@ni5hu]

🤣🤣🤣

[@crypticutopia7228]

Hahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this

[@Boone69]

Procedure attack, Hans Niemann lifecoach lunatic variation

[@NickMaovich]

😆😆😆

[@Aliasalman.46]

Lol

[@timespaice]

''Ok report immediatly, no doubt, let s check about main line.... ok it s the second line''

[@Marhakesh]

That was amazing

[@riccardodellorto4267]

"He chose the second move to avoid suspicion, very clear to me"

[@jamesdi7261]

​@@riccardodellorto4267🤣

[@notaseriousbeaver]

"One move is enough indicator"

[@peristiloperis7789]

"Ok, let's do the procedure" 😂😂😂😂😂

[@mrnobody1546]

He got the muscle memory on the report button for sure😂

[@Jatramain]

​@@mrnobody1546 solo gamers can relate

[@lOmaine777]

4:38 for anyone wondering

[@ajcoder2795]

😆😆

[@nuggetz9380]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@user-uk9er5vw4c]

I imagine the anti-cheat support team sees his name pop up every day

[@rarerobloxmomenteverewigt.5780]

🤣

[@MattiasL93]

Probably made his reports go into the spamfolder :D

[@daddyofalltrades]

*every hour of the day

[@peponiachtchi]

​@@MattiasL93 LMFAO 😂

[@shivamsingh-ce8fv]

they gonna unban acutal cheater if karmnik report him

[@madushandissanayake96]

Kramnik :- Misses a tactic even a 1500 rated player can spot, Also Kramnik 5 seconds later :- It is clear that this player is cheating

[@rubensilvera1164]

The guy is a former World Chess Champion , beat the great Kasparov in the WCC and cross the 2800 elo FIDE barrier... Even retired I'm more likely to trust him than some random on the internet...

[@resonance4789]

@@rubensilvera1164 none of those you've mentioned have any basis on whether his opponent/s are cheating against him

[@kolovikon2118]

​@@rubensilvera1164apparently you don't know Fischer's story - the guy has completely lost it when he got older. Probably the same thing is happening to Kramnik

[@rubensilvera1164]

@@resonance4789 Of course there is : Kramnik knows Chess better than most people, knows the difficulties to find a move and what really worth is a 2300 FIDE opponent.

[@rubensilvera1164]

@@kolovikon2118 I know very well the Fischer's story and a lot of stupidity have been said on this. Whatever, it's completely unrelated to our case here, there is just no comparaison except the fact that both were world champions.

[@joyboy6134]

The fact that Kramnik is coaching Hans Niemann is hilarious in this scope of his utter, and frankly misapprehensive, disdain for cheating

[@samt7676]

@@abhishekdwivedi557How did you get that from what he said? It doesn’t seem like you comprehended what he said at all

[@TheUnknownWarrior]

​@abhishekdwivedi557 he's just poking fun at the fact hans got into cheating drama while being coached by a person who despises cheats 😅

[@F03BIA]

You formulated this comment in a too complicated way for the common folk to comprehend the point and I prefer it that way. Well done. 😂

[@wolfdogalsatian]

maybe kramnik is the one cheating :O and all this is an attempt to pacify his screaming conscience

[@holyshit860]

@@TheUnknownWarrior guy despising cheaters is a cheater himself though

[@ZacBelcher]

*Blunders a knight in time trouble "It is clear to me now"

[@Greenscreenkid7400]

Fr that was a natural move I’m a 900 and saw whites move

[@aewe4927]

"Hey, how are you?" "Ok, let's do the procedure"

[@gamblorrr]

tinder be like

[@macegriffen6649]

😂😂 good one

[@Zonnymaka]

He's gonna report himself too very soon

[@richi2870]

Haha 😅😅😅

[@Chomta]

If someone shows his best match and ask him if the winning side is cheater or not Then he'll definitely say yes

[@Iponamann]

He’s too washed

[@drummerofawe]

Didn't he self-report for entering tournaments using another GM's account? Close enough

[@josephpeeler5434]

Well, he did grow up in the Soviet Union. Everyone reported everyone to the authorities.

[@plesno6165]

Opponent castles. Kramnik: okay, lets do the procedure

[@theonexx762]

Moving 2 pieces at once??? INTERESTING

[@charc0al_tv]

If he did a backwards night move then he is for sure cheating

[@_aoe]

@@theonexx762I think thats hacking honestly…

[@RatafakTehPlachta]

"honey i love it when youre talking dirty to me" "okay lets do the procedure"

[@sohamnandi5457]

Pretty sus

[@tofinoguy]

hahahaha

[@redhihz]

game: E4, E5 Opponent: *resigns* Kramnik: *checks accuracy* *Opponent 100% accuracy* Kramnik: Ok, let's start the procedure

[@germank7924]

I need a 12 hour version to help me relax and sleep

[@edddo4314]

Within a year should be possible to make one i think

[@martinm3422]

use the loop... ;-)

[@coldplayer9403]

lol yea it was relaxing

[@FriedrichLeopoldvonBraunschwei]

😂😂😂😂

[@Joker-no1fz]

his monotone voice and soft speaking is relaxing.

[@paristhewabbit]

Kramnik: Gets a completely losing position after missing an easy tactic Also Kramnik: *loses on time* OK let’s do the procedure. 92% accuracy? Not possible.

[@bentopalchemistfranklin7797]

Correct me if I'm wrong, but the accuracy calculation doesn't necessarily mean "always the best move" right?? If you're in a dominating position, can't "good moves" still be counted as "accurate" by the analysis, even though it it's not the best line?? Either way Kramnik has lost his mind lol

[@Astrqx]

​@@bentopalchemistfranklin7797 if you had a +7 advantage and after your move you have +4 then the analysis will say that you lost 3 points of advantage and the move is trash

[@trashhollowknightplayer4199]

​@bentopalchemistfranklin7797 if your opponent plays terribly, and you just play the alright moves you'll still end up with an over 90 accuracy so he us just insane

[@stefcioss1]

accuracy is based how close you are to the best engine moves so 100% accuracy means you played all the best of stockfish moves. So for example if you have 2 moves +2 and +1 adventage, then playing the +1 move will be considered as not best engine move and It will decrease accuracy too

[@zlac]

God damn, it's like watching my dad try to disable adblock because his favorite website told him to do so, and shown detailed instructions in how to do so.

[@rupayandas2188]

My new goal in life is to get reported by Kramnik.

[@daygrindmike8913]

😛

[@JappyisHappy-sg6td]

If I ever got matched against him I’d be tempted to cheat just to make him flip out lmao

[@daygrindmike8913]

@@JappyisHappy-sg6td I'd be moving my pieces every 8 seconds every single time lol.

[@martinm3422]

should be no problem.... ;-)

[@MrSeppei]

You dont need to be too good of a player to achieve that :D

[@muhammadfahimwasee7552]

*Opponent takes care of back rank issues with h3 (something that absolute beginners are taught to do)* Kramnik: Everything is clear to me now.

[@dennercassio]

Kramnik against Gasparov 25 years ago: "This guy must be cheating"

[@楊學翰-m5i]

He should start a series “Guess the cheater” where he reviews games and identifies the cheater. Then watch him report his own game.

[@Kettvnen]

big chance he would notice that its his own game

[@JMUDoc]

@@Kettvnen Yeah - how many times has Hikaru been in the middle of a game and said "Oh - I had this position against Grischuk on the second of September 2021... I remember I'd had a tuna melt that morning..."

[@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е]

@@JMUDoc They can remember their tournament games, especially in classic. Because they're preparing for each opponent/match for days, and then they spend a lot of time for game analysis. Of course after that they will remember these games forever. But, they usually don't remember their blitz online games :) There is no magic

[@lestath2345]

​@@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е I remember Hikaru saying "I had this position against IM blabkhe in titled Tuesday two weeks ago..."

[@h.h.h.9307]

@@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е I can do. Jus because youre a chess noob doesnt mean everybody is

[@thecrimsonking187]

Since I started following Kramnik, chess has become a lot easier. I always feel good. If I lose I report the player and block him. So I actually won.

[@expertizer]

As a fresh 213 Elo GM - i can confirm.

[@NeverLosingAgain]

​@@expertizer 😂

[@an18yearoldmongolianguy]

>lose to players ranked lower than GM (and sometimes even other GMs) >accuse them of cheating as an excuse to try and numb the sadness you're feeling because you're not as good anymore at the thing you were once the best at >enter a brutal cycle of soothing your ego and never admitting your own weakness >success

[@johanliebert5781]

It was so strange, he spotted a tactic instantly but is surprised the same tactic is seen by the other "IM". I'm 1600, even I saw that tactic instantly lol. Guess I'm cheating.

[@FemtoSecondSpectroscopy]

@@johanliebert5781so you are a 1200 fide rated chess player? Kids nowadays shut just stfu. You aren’t even able to differentiate a pickle from a knife.

[@Icantremelmebrm]

But he was in candidates few years ago

[@victornguyen8382]

hes still averaging 2900-3000 elo so he’s a very good player still I’d say

[@ThunderXGo]

@@victornguyen8382he’s good but is still losing to other players

[@RickDuarte-wh8dn]

Kramnik: "Everybody is cheating and I have statistical data to prove it". 0:53 "it wouldn't even cross remotely my mind such move" - his supporting data.

[@charc0al_tv]

Kramnik - "Ok he will see these 3 checks coming" Opponent - Plays the 3 checks Kramnik was able to see Kramnik - "Ok he saw the same moves I saw clearly he is cheating"

[@MatsMatsuo]

“Yeah pretty clear to me, it wouldn’t even remotely cross my mind”

[@eriknewton1066]

I wonder what happens to those top chess players who go mad. Here in Brazil we had a chess GM who was once top 3, and now thinks himself an Apocalypse prophet (literally)

[@neoieo5832]

@@eriknewton1066 What is it with chess players going mad?

[@idkman4748]

​@@neoieo5832 usually they spend large chunks of their lives in isolation memorizing lines. This will gives you a good change to just go mad at some point or another

[@ExecutionSommaire]

I'm a simple man like Kramnik, I see overperforming I do the procedure

[@ReverseGuy]

Procedure 😂😂😂

[@survivors-error]

I with you bro 😂😂

[@nicomolina]

-Of course I'm doing nonsense but I'll try to win... **losing after doing nonsense** -Ok let's report of course...

[@Back2Me-q1y]

He didn’t lose tho

[@RaphaelHenrique-ii5gn]

@@Back2Me-q1y wauta?

[@scottpatrick8645]

His WWF name would be Vladimir "The Procedure" Kramnik.

[@Overlordsen]

Its almost sad, that a man who could have been remembered as Vladimier "The chess world champion" Kramnik, is instead tryharding so much to make an absolute fool of himselph.

[@chessophiler]

Is their cheating in the WWF?--before u step in the ring??

[@fp323]

the wwf because he's a dying breed? or because he's trying to protect the envrionment?

[@CosmicLion777]

😂

[@DuckFace.]

One day he will block all and ends up playing against bots that will eventually report and block them too.

[@urbanjokey33]

*Makes 2 blunders himself "Ok, it's clear. Let's do the procedure"

[@zabeire8640]

"Plays like a bullet"…the guy had 5 seconds on the clock, what else are they supposed to do?😂

[@mrsrandommademedoit3387]

Right :P lol and few moves later he spends 3 out of his 5 seconds on a move.. nothing looks off here.. he is tilting so hard..

[@altrfryd5859]

​@@mrsrandommademedoit3387 Everything looks clear to me now

[@DThirteen]

resign and give the win to kramnik clearly

[@altrfryd5859]

@@DThirteen *Kramnik does the procedure*

[@Inbal_Feuchtwanger]

Part of the issue is Kramik double clicks to move pieces each time like a damn boomer. Probably cant drag and drop without mouse slipping left and right. Its like yeah dude youre loosing to these younger guys because their brains arnt cooked yet.

[@ValentinKovshikMusic]

See soon: Kramnik [accidentally plays 2 brilliant moves in a row] Also Kramnik: Everything is pretty clear. It's a complete shame. [Reports himself and deletes his account]

[@SuperYtc1]

Opponent: captures en-passant Kramnik: ok what iz zis sorcery, I will now do the procedure

[@kristofnagy7813]

Damn hackers doing impossible moves😢

[@nossenkanter]

"If I block every Master I'll be the best player remaining." - 🤡🤡🤡

[@ambrose7196]

>Plays Live chess with Magnus >Magnus plays D4 >Kramnik says 'There's no way a human could immediately find D4 in an instant' >Magnus looks at him bewildered >The judges are aggressively writing on their pieces of papers >'Obviously this is report' >Magnus removes his face mask, revealing a robot interior >'Alright you got me. You were the best chess player to exist. The aliens created me to even stand a chance against you.' >Kramnik smiles 'I knew it' >Kramnik wakes up from his dream. >This dream is obviously a fake. Report.

[@Good_vibes_004]

😂😂😂😂 wtf is this story bro. This is definitely fake. Report

[@qwtddx]

He has literally gone mad and paranoid at this point

[@germank7924]

you ain't seen nothing yet! He's coming for your cheating ass!

[@Zeppelin616]

As someone who was almost certainly falsely accused of cheating in the past you'd think that Kramnik would realize that he's becoming the same sore loser he accused Topalov of being

[@fos1451]

​@@Zeppelin616 plot twist: maybe he actually cheated in the past so now he's just paranoid everyone is actually cheating just like he did

[@redwithblackstripes]

Aging russians chess players married to french women tend to loose their minds around later in life apparently :(

[@germank7924]

@@redwithblackstripes Leave Spassky alone!

[@dae8105]

Kramnik: "Serious 90+" Game Review: "90.1" Everyone else: "Here we go again"

[@michaelzeller2542]

@dae8105 we got the same profile picture :)

[@RuTream]

Poor guy, he should retire from chess. This is not healthy

[@BubbleBFDI]

Sanity down but the accusations are up 🔥🔥

[@falconnetto]

@@BubbleBFDI😂

[@jozews]

Serenity now

[@dellh86]

I think accusing your opponent of cheating is the classic tilt play online

[@mrpokemon1122]

@@jozewsinsanity later

[@Janet_Airlines802]

Kramnik has been successful in 2 of his 1,265,000 fair play reviews.

[@dman5678]

The fact that he predicts the lines before they happen shows that they are definitely findable by humans. But then he thinks just since someone saw the same accurate line that he saw, they must be cheating 😂

[@archangelz558]

I already have a problem with him reporting people just because he didn't predict their next move, but him actually SEEING the move and then report them for playing it is WILD. -Kramnik starts game -e4 - I think we all know what is happening here guys.

[@dusanbozovic1095]

Kramniks is gotta end blocking everyone and he'll have no one to play with😂

[@jessiebarry-sf6vx]

he can play with himself haha

[@Lucasmuraoka]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@murodjon256]

​@@jessiebarry-sf6vxmagnus tip #6

[@rutvijtoleiitr]

He'll have newcomers to play with !! (Which he will block and report in a couple of days once they start finding simple tactics)😂😂

[@jamalwaked]

Blocking doesn't stop you getting matched with someone, just blocks communication

[@ezekieljarek7705]

This is sad to watch how a world champion can go down a bitter road of superstition, and bitterness

[@lionwarriorking]

Reminds me of fischer.chess made him crazy

[@franscescomapare9266]

​@@lionwarriorkingi dont think Chess made fisher crazy. He was always quite a strange guy before. Wilhelm Steinitz's life ended in a psychiatry, where he claimed to be able to move pieces just by his mind.

[@queenu606]

Chess has too many cheaters especially online he isn't wrong u 100 elo.

[@franscescomapare9266]

@@queenu606 There might be some cheaters but not as many as Kramnik says. Kramnik is just cannot accept that now there are many younger players who are just better than him.

[@ezekieljarek7705]

​@@queenu606 Kramnik is accusing everyone who is better than him🤷 Especially Hikaru

[@serghonest9]

It's actually big head of him to report everyone. That means he has reported 100% of cheaters in the platform.

[@Cynis001]

Kramnik: Tells us the best line for his opponent Opponent: Finds the same line that Kramnik found Kramnik: "Clearly, he used an engine to find this line"

[@mono1931]

At this point, Kramnik can be considered to be Kamsky’s brother.

[@u.v.s.5583]

Gata is a famous fucking legend!

[@Yrkr785]

At least Kamsky never randomly accused anyone of cheating just got mad at losing on time

[@baistetparcetes5080]

​@@Yrkr785You should check any of Kamsky's stream 😂

[@Gush27]

@@Yrkr785u sure about that

[@Yrkr785]

@@Gush27 oh wait did he? I could be absolutely wrong on that my bad

[@chesswhizzard]

Really sad. He is a spent force. Doesn't even analyse the game before blocking/reporting, sometimes he has a winning position but doesn't convert then cries like a baby when he loses

[@chrepuhon]

He doesn't cry and seems calm.

[@ChessFanta]

Yeah he just a sore loser now

[@TitaniumTurbine]

@@chrepuhon He’s clearly boiling inside, he can’t stand taking losses to unknowns. The reporting is the chess equivalent of a grandpa playing monopoly and having to sell all his properties to pay rent, then getting angry and throwing the board across the room. I have no question as to how he acts when the camera is off.

[@JohnSmith-fe5br]

@@TitaniumTurbine All of those cases were crystal clear that Kramnik's opponent cheated! Really no need to analyze the game before reaching that conclusion. It's beyond obvious when his opponent has an engine helping him, matching a Super GM (even beating him) and then suddenly drops 2000 rating points because he's no longer using the engine (because time crunch). Or when his opponent need 15 seconds to find the obvious continuing move in a combination.

[@barte4215]

​@@JohnSmith-fe5brlol troll

[@brigidwell]

The thing about getting older is nobody gives us a warning that our skills are becoming dated. Nobody stops inviting us to participate. It just gradually becomes evident that we can’t keep up, and then it’s about how gracefully we can redirect our energies.

[@existenceghost9701]

Perferectly put here, well said.

[@daygrindmike8913]

As a 38 year old, I have no basis for agreeing with you, but I agree. :D

[@DiesesMax]

He is still doing pretty good against very strong players, you act like hes on a IM level now, nonsense.

[@existenceghost9701]

@@DiesesMax R/whoosh. Missing the point here. By a large margin.

[@DiesesMax]

@@existenceghost9701 I dont miss the point, he was indicating that he cant keep up, yet he can.

[@mnemonika-x1]

Opponent: *looks at the screen Kramnik: Ok. Everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure.

[@KF1]

I need a t-shirt with Kramnik's face that says "It's all very clear to me."

[@Viewer13128]

i have a feeling kramnik is suffering from bias/paranoia. I feel like if he was playing OTB he wouldn't say "1 move is clear indicator to me" but when he's online he's certain.

[@mistermizzle420]

There's definitely some mental health issie here

[@clairetellkamp6253]

He was given the opportunity when the Clash of Claims tournament was set up between him and Jospem, the main target of a lot of his suspicion. Kramnik agreed to the tournament, and even attended, but when everything didn't go perfectly, he threw a crybaby piss fit and conveniently refused to play.

[@yesyouareright9800]

Like magnus

[@unfixablegop]

Why not just report before the game?

[@bangkok_as_is]

got a feeling we'll see it soon enough...

[@Marhakesh]

That would save some time

[@MatsMatsuo]

1.e4 Kramnik resigns “Ok the guy doesn’t make mistakes, my bet is 90 a lot +” *checks it with the engine *1.e4 = 100% accuracy “Yeah just unfortunate”

[@mridulk81]

🤣🤣🤣

[@giannisxalkis1965]

d4 second best move still yapping

[@aajas]

And d4 was zeros according to the engine. kramnik lost because he got himself down on time

[@archangelz558]

I don't think Kramniks reports even show up for the moderators or whatever, there is probably like a spam folder that all his reports go to 🤣🤣

[@Djellowman]

Copied comment. Sorry you're creatively bankrupt

[@oneputt4152]

something very meditative about Kramnik throwing tantrums, "89.8, not so much, but no doubt" is my new verbal tick

[@rezakazemi.everythingsucks]

Excessive doubt leads to Paranoia.

[@franscescomapare9266]

And excessive paranoia leads to Kramnik.

[@nidhinbenny7975]

But who defines what is excessive?

[@FranNDR]

​@@nidhinbenny7975 Kramnik of course

[@tmpqtyutmpqty4733]

​@@nidhinbenny7975 A certified shrink

[@MrBeknacktoman]

But he has no doubt 🤣

[@SteveMeek]

89% accuracy and my FM opponent played the 2nd best line. He must be a cheater no question. Kramnik is an idiot, I'm sure people do cheat against him now and again but he accuses everyone even when GMs draw with him 😂

[@pietklop5579]

how can you call a former world champion an idiot? thats so dumb

[@SteveMeek]

@pietklop5579 just because he's a former world champion doesn't mean he can't come across like an idiot

[@mke344]

Bro called kramnik idiot lol

[@joefawcett2191]

@@pietklop5579 reporting drawn games as cheating is pretty idiotic

[@existenceghost9701]

@@pietklop5579 Because when you act like an idiot you get called an idiot, regardless of past of accomplishments and social standing. Ill make it more clear for you what he is doing for chess is idiotic, what is is doing to his reputation is idiotic, reporting everyone under the sun is idiotic, this ghost hunt he is on is idiotic, and calling Hikaru a cheater is Idiotic, therefor he is an idiot.

[@MChess288]

Lol @ anyone defending Kramnik. If you can make a 10 min compilation about this, then the problem is so obviously him. He misses so much tactics and then reports people when in reality he's angry at himself for blundering. Not being able to admit you made a mistake is a big ego problem

[@Duck72432]

There’s no way he’s reached the level he has with that mentality tho so he must not of always been this way . It’s probably more than losing he’s probably dealing with existential dread as an aging man who’s based his meaning in being one of the best . Or he’s not as good as he was and can’t face that or people have gotten better. I’ve seen similar with weight lifters who had the correct mentality but then had time off or got off steroids or something and can’t face they arnt as strong as they used to be and start ego lifting.

[@potatoman7028]

​@@Duck72432 people change he probably became like this when he became older

[@ogrroyalty5875]

Its crazy how you and 128 idiots have the audacity to talk so disrespectfully about a world Chess Champion. Of course, he is going nuts Right now, but Most of the time, Kramnik is Right

[@reformed_attempt_1]

​@@ogrroyalty5875he's literally not, have you even seen the video? Do you have 200 elo? He's reporting the most basic moves even a beginner can do

[@reformed_attempt_1]

​@@ogrroyalty5875and I don't care that he was a world champion. If he's a loser I'm gonna call him a loser

[@TommyLikeTom]

Captcha: user identified all the bicycles , verified human Kramnik: I will do the procedure.

[@Barny131]

Alternative title of this video: 10 minutes of Kramnik doing the procedure 💀

[@xdastwix252]

6:51 The fact that he achieves a draw but still reports his opponent as a cheater is completely insane. It impressively demonstrates that he really has no clue how to recognize cheaters or how cheaters play.

[@עולםתיקון]

They cheat to draw obv smh

[@bgdgdgdf4488]

Luckily a report is meaningless.

[@manasuniyal2897]

If Vlad watches his old games , he would immediately REPORT THAT GUY and CALL HIM A FRAUD .

[@humansareweird2866]

This guy is 100 times better than me at chess and I'm 1000 times better than him at recognising when someone's cheating.

[@gouravnagda6080]

You can write this Edit - you can accept lose unlike him

[@Sato-Azumaga]

it harder to recognise in his rating, but yea I agree with you

[@humansareweird2866]

@@Sato-Azumaga Very true,but that's another reason why you shouldn't blame people that easily.

[@humansareweird2866]

@@Sato-Azumaga Also lets not forget that since he's playing masters,if someone gets caught cheating that will could affect their whole chess career,they're not gonna sac this just to unfairly beat Kramnik

[@peponiachtchi]

@7:38 He had a very clear Bxb3 equalizing and even getting a better position. Even an amateur would spot that. He just can't handle online chess.

[@szilagyiandras-o9j]

Yes I spotted that

[@alibastami]

Someone in DM: Good morning Kramnik Kramnik: Everything is clear to me now, block, report.

[@jeanpaulkassdale]

Opponent : *plays e4* Kramnik : "Ok, let's do the usual procedure"

[@martinm3422]

no, d4!!

[@cunningham4500]

He does not even have the most basic blitz skills, using his mouse like a 90yo grandma.

[@MrOpen2012]

Would still beat most of grandmasters with his eyes closed, even in his years:D

[@getrekt7772]

Using a mouse has nothing to do with blitz, the 1 second increment is enough for kramnik to not lose on time

[@Overhemd]

​@@getrekt7772he takes more than 1 second to make a move 😂😂

[@aleksthegreat4130]

Finished 3 at Blitz WC some yeas after his retirement,has also won the title Thursday.

[@mde189]

how does that relate to the topic? he is still included into top 30 players of all time for sure, he can defeat almost all of grandmasters even now. The problem with cheaters is real nowadays and you can't ignore it. Yeah, sometimes Vladimir is too paranoic with it, but that's the reality. @@Overhemd

[@GoldenBoyXCM]

Paranoid. Not worthy of a former World Champion. He should take the high road.

[@youtubecensoringcomments7427]

Like magnus in the sinquefield cup? Lol

[@martinbarkashki407]

And who are you?! One unhappy unknown amateur...what,you dont know that exist cheating in online chess,that everybody can do this?! Moron....

[@UloeDragonball]

@@youtubecensoringcomments7427 Was slightly more to be suspicious off, but yeah same thing xd

[@chesscomsupport8689]

His reputation has definitely gone down the toilet as of late (pun intended).

[@isaacharton7851]

@@chesscomsupport8689 tell urself that, u lesser men on the side lines of history do need to tell urself that to cope with ur mediocrity and envy of great men, because the truth is NOTHING WILL ERASE THE FACTS, HE IS A CHAMPION, MORONS DON'T DECIDE HIS REPUTATION, RESULTS DO!

[@walker4541]

1:00 Kramnik basically just admits it would never cross his mind… isn’t that just an insult to his own chess knowledge as well?

[@jamesdi7261]

"Let's do the procedure" punchline just doesn't stop getting me, I can't 🤣

[@hyperbius760]

Kramnik misunderstands the meaning of the accuracy number. A high score doesn't mean top computer moves, simply logical moves in relation to the positions. I have 1825 Elo in Lichess. My last game (lost) I got 81% accuracy. In my previous two games (won) I got 92% and 90%. Did I play like a GM or IM in those two games? Of course not.

[@QuinnArgo]

Also there's a certain bend to accuracy. I have games with like 98% accuracy not because I am a great engine-level player but because sometimes I am up 1 or 2 Pawns early and I play down my advantage somewhat accurately. If my opponents resigned early, making these games last 20 instead of 60+ moves, I'd have a significantly lower accuracy.

[@Chomta]

I have games with 100% accuracy lol where I checkmated opponents in the opening

[@shubhamshirvalkar7850]

@@Chomtatell me your ID. Need to do the procedure

[@csh28]

Accuracy skews if your opponent blunders and blunders early. Because now the moves become quite obvious. If you drop a piece against a 1900 player early in the game, chances are they'll convert quite easily and have a high accuracy. But if the game was fairly even and a 50+ mover and you're playing a player 200/300+ stronger than you and both are above 2000 it starts becoming more suspicious.

[@donramanayake1505]

Exactly. Its a function of how your opponent plays, and the position as well. Against am opponent not playing well in a position where pretty much the way to win is clear getting a high accuracy even for someone like me is easy. Having the same accuracy against a GM in a complicated position of course is not possible (for me).

[@Overhemd]

I'm not sure if I should laugh at him, or feel bad for him. It's embarassing nonetheless

[@basqye9]

Never thought I would say this...but I play just like Kramnik!

[@awekeningbro1207]

Interesting

[@Ragemeister88]

What, you’re shit as well?

[@KinmAdm]

Opponent does En Passant. Kramnik: *Everything is clear to me now, time to do the procedure*

[@maxenzie5798]

Poor Kramnik. A lone white knight trying to save the collapsing world of chess.

[@imgnryvansh]

""92.4% of course yeah " Meanwhile Hikaru gets 99.2% with Komodo of 99.6% 🗿

[@gamma9141]

Cause Hikaru is a cheater, or atleast cheats from time to time, he gets exposed in OTB even in longer time controls

[@dukkfrk9821]

​@@gamma91412 place in the candidates, he got exposed 🤯

[@ziyanma9833]

@@gamma9141exposed by a 40+ unbeaten streak last year? Or finishing only second in the candidates?

[@Josip9888]

Hikaru is on his block list already! I bet 😂

[@gamma9141]

@@ziyanma9833 you mean losing to Vidit Gujrathi twice in the candidates, he is talented, but his talents can only take him so far in OTB unfortunately. He has never showcased similar dominance he has online 🙂

[@zozolecek]

this is some next level saltiness XD dude prolly cant handle losing after being a world champ

[@boredVAR]

cant wait till he meets the final boss, a dude named Hans

[@anamorfoplasis]

You missed this drama?

[@leninhernandez7145]

Both will do the procedure

[@WalterWhite-qg9kc]

bro missed it..😆

[@MrPolisse]

and now he did. Hans is coaching him xD

[@Phymacss]

He is Hans’ life coach lolllll, no wonder

[@gabrielmoreno9455]

You: good morning, Mr. Kramnik Kramnik: ok it's very clear now, I'll do the procedure

[@whitebauer9138]

Opponent: *en passants * Kramnik: "let’s do the procedure"

[@jacobhandyside5863]

Kramnik in the nursing home in 2045 playing over the board chess: "it is clear to me now, lets do the procedure"

[@SehnsuchtYT]

You beat a chess grand master online. You are happy for a day or so but don't think anything else about it. A week later you are home alone. It is dark. You hear the creek of a floorboard from your bed. The bedroom door slowly opens. You are frozen in terror. "I will now do the procedure."

[@mannwazz8132]

Opponent: Breathes* Kramnik: "Okay it is time for procedure" 😤😤

[@otokbarleyfoot]

The clunk of his mouse clicks and the cursor movement - I can only picture him using a mouse from the 90s on one of those tiny mousepads with the wrist rest for hours on end and it’s giving me chills

[@62calum]

And I can picture you trying to do 400 rated tactics and getting the first move wrong. I can also picture big Vlad as a world chess champion. Away and trample barley.

[@cypher686]

Muuuummmm he played a better move than me. Ok son, block and report

[@capitanoJR]

dude is a simple guy . his brain - he cant see it , we can't see it

[@AyarPortugal]

Epistemologically speaking, there cannot be "absolute no doubt" in chess, specially in online chess. Players might get lucky, or they may simply be better than him... I think he's just mad for losing...

[@shimblypibbins]

it's a pathological ego defense mechanism

[@spnhm34]

When he sees the losing sequence, the calls out the opponent as cheatin* for seeing the same sequence ….

[@-_Nuke_-]

Its absolutely clear to me why Kramnik thinks that everyone is cheating against him - the dude has no idea how a pc mouse works. He gets in time trouble, younger people flag him, because they might not be better at chess, but they are better using the mouse - and then he gets paranoid and he accuses everyone of cheating. If you are seeing this and you are a relative to him - please show him how the mouse moves.

[@chessteo3588]

This is sad. Im 2500 rated player and first 3 tactics are so easy to find that i dont understand Mr. Kramnik your attitude to report and block after every lost game here.

[@famalex6325]

This is addicting to watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ghostapostle7225]

"What I'm doing is nonsense and I'm going to lose" *draws* "Ok, very clear, let's do the procedure".

[@LoudWaffle]

It’s shocking to me how not self-aware he is. His skills have clearly declined a lot, which is fine and to be expected a bit, but he acts like he’s still the undisputed best player, so anyone who’s able to beat him mist be pulling some mean trick on him.

[@IntBoJtcams]

Whether they actually pulled off a mean trick or not, it does not change the fact someone/something is better than him.

[@barath7113]

Opponent : Doesn't blunder his pieces Kramnik : Ok. Let me do the procedure

[@Sickerror]

Unfathomably Based, lets do the procedure boys :)

[@SirHumpyA]

This is just the epitome of throwing your toys out of the pram