Kramnik - *wins match and checks his own accuracy - 95%* Kramnik - Ok. everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure. *Proceeds to report himself and delete his account*
@NeckbeardPr1me4 ай бұрын
Lolled
@scottwarren4998Ай бұрын
Take a look at the position at 1:42. The best move is obviously to unpin your queen moving it to c7 and defending your pawn. How is this guy 2800 elo and world champion? What a miss.
@vaibhavvb9898Ай бұрын
@@scottwarren4998because he always has nc6 protecting the queen. He may have lost his mind but he is still miles better than players like you and me.
@YELLLLOOOOWLOOOOOOONG28 күн бұрын
@@scottwarren4998old age
@todoku184227 күн бұрын
@@scottwarren4998 you can't move queen to c1... or c8... c7 and c5 are maybe what you mean
@VioTheCutie7 ай бұрын
Kramnik: now he’ll play H3. The GM: *plays H3* Keamnik: okay it’s clear now, let’s do the procedure
@insanemafia72507 ай бұрын
when kramnik predicts your move- you are cheating, when kramnik can't predict your move- you are cheating
@acpliego6 ай бұрын
Maybe Kramnik was cheating lol
@delsix12225 ай бұрын
and that move was also so obvious. even my 1200 elo ass would probably play it, since how obvious it is that he's going for the backrank check
@daboi98014 ай бұрын
@@delsix1222 Im 600 and saw that in 5 seconds lmao
@big_23613 ай бұрын
@@delsix1222 i think the problem was that his opponent was taking too long in order to try and hide that he is cheating
@DanacChess7 ай бұрын
1. Report. 2. Check accuracy
@ArnieAlonzo7 ай бұрын
Let's do the procedure 😂
@ColinTimmins7 ай бұрын
@@ArnieAlonzoThat’s what “she” said… 😂
@josephpeeler54347 ай бұрын
Shouldn't it be check accuracy, think about it, then maybe report?
@chrepuhon7 ай бұрын
@josephpeeler5434 that was the damn sense of the comment, like Kramnik did it the other way around which was incorrect
@SteveMeek7 ай бұрын
@josephpeeler5434 I don't think your able to grasp people's sense of humour 😂
@oldoddjobs7 ай бұрын
Kramnik with the white pieces, opens with the Procedure Attack, Lunatic Variation
@ni5hu6 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣
@crypticutopia72283 ай бұрын
Hahahaha I actually laughed out loud at this
@Boone692 ай бұрын
Procedure attack, Hans Niemann lifecoach lunatic variation
@NickMaovichАй бұрын
😆😆😆
@middleclass580027 күн бұрын
Lol
@God-i27 ай бұрын
Opponent: 1. e4 Kramnik: Ok. everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure. Edit: other Kramnik one-liners: - Ok, no doubt - I will block, and report - 89% not so much. But no doubt
@EvilSecondTwin7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@Admin-dv9yp7 ай бұрын
420 likes, should I ruin it?
@God-i27 ай бұрын
@@Admin-dv9yp By all means
@BryanV46 ай бұрын
Lmao
@youuuuuuuuuuutube6 ай бұрын
Lol
@timespaice7 ай бұрын
''Ok report immediatly, no doubt, let s check about main line.... ok it s the second line''
@Marhakesh7 ай бұрын
That was amazing
@riccardodellorto42677 күн бұрын
"He chose the second move to avoid suspicion, very clear to me"
@Alexam8877 ай бұрын
Opponent: breathes Kramnik: "Ok, of course report immediately, no doubt"
@prussianblue147 ай бұрын
breathe is in fact secret morse code. You still didnt know ?
@ghostapostle72256 ай бұрын
very clear
@bajramhalili33516 ай бұрын
The procedure
@aewe49277 ай бұрын
"Hey, how are you?" "Ok, let's do the procedure"
@gamblorrr2 ай бұрын
tinder be like
@macegriffen66492 ай бұрын
😂😂 good one
@peristiloperis77897 ай бұрын
"Ok, let's do the procedure" 😂😂😂😂😂
@mrnobody15467 ай бұрын
He got the muscle memory on the report button for sure😂
@Jatramain7 ай бұрын
@@mrnobody1546 solo gamers can relate
@lOmaine7777 ай бұрын
4:38 for anyone wondering
@ajcoder27957 ай бұрын
😆😆
@nuggetz93807 ай бұрын
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@楊學翰-m5i7 ай бұрын
He should start a series “Guess the cheater” where he reviews games and identifies the cheater. Then watch him report his own game.
@Kettvnen7 ай бұрын
big chance he would notice that its his own game
@JMUDoc7 ай бұрын
@@Kettvnen Yeah - how many times has Hikaru been in the middle of a game and said "Oh - I had this position against Grischuk on the second of September 2021... I remember I'd had a tuna melt that morning..."
@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е7 ай бұрын
@@JMUDoc They can remember their tournament games, especially in classic. Because they're preparing for each opponent/match for days, and then they spend a lot of time for game analysis. Of course after that they will remember these games forever. But, they usually don't remember their blitz online games :) There is no magic
@lestath23456 ай бұрын
@@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е I remember Hikaru saying "I had this position against IM blabkhe in titled Tuesday two weeks ago..."
@h.h.h.9307Ай бұрын
@@АлексейЛужников-ъ5е I can do. Jus because youre a chess noob doesnt mean everybody is
@Dragonite-b7o7 ай бұрын
Kramnik, a GM: spots the tactics* His opponent, also a GM: spots the tactics too. Kramnik: "He must be cheating".
@omeee7 ай бұрын
Kramnik was a super gm, top 3 of the best ever. Difference between him and a normal GM is like the difference between a talented 10y old kid and a gm
@Dragonite-b7o7 ай бұрын
@@omeee I think that's bullsh*t. Difference between super gm's and gm's is 200 elo. There's always a percentage of chance of a lower rated player defeating a higher one. You can't get upset if you throw the dice ten times and once you get a number lower than 2. That's how it works.
@omeee7 ай бұрын
@@Dragonite-b7o What you think is wrong, elo what fide uses is not linear, it is logarithmic. There is always a chance that you lose of course. The reason for that is that stronger players take risks. A good gm can draw most of the time from a super gm if he tries to get a draw
@janski14767 ай бұрын
@@omeee key word was, now he is just a washed up old man who is mad at the world for falling off
@kirya3127 ай бұрын
@@Dragonite-b7o200 elo is a massive difference at this level. 2600 is not even top 100, while the only 2800 players are magnus and caruana.
@ZacBelcher7 ай бұрын
*Blunders a knight in time trouble "It is clear to me now"
@GreenscreenKid-y1d3 ай бұрын
Fr that was a natural move I’m a 900 and saw whites move
@DanacChess7 ай бұрын
Others: Innocent until proven guilty Kramnik: Guilty beyond proven innocent
@brahimkassem7 ай бұрын
Underrated comment😂
@thewakakeboarder7 ай бұрын
In Russia... Guilt proves you
@chrepuhon7 ай бұрын
@thewakakeboarder Kramnik does not represent Russia by any chance, literally every Russian popular chess streamer agrees to him being wrong and just arrogant
@WizardzEdits7 ай бұрын
Guilty until proven innocent is right when defending abuse victims or SA but chess? Nah bruv😂
@mappingtheshit7 ай бұрын
Russian style
@nicomolina7 ай бұрын
-Of course I'm doing nonsense but I'll try to win... **losing after doing nonsense** -Ok let's report of course...
@Back2Me-q1y7 ай бұрын
He didn’t lose tho
@RaphaelHenrique-ii5gn4 ай бұрын
@@Back2Me-q1y wauta?
@user-uk9er5vw4c7 ай бұрын
I imagine the anti-cheat support team sees his name pop up every day
@rarerobloxmomenteverewigt.57807 ай бұрын
🤣
@MattiasL937 ай бұрын
Probably made his reports go into the spamfolder :D
@daddyofalltrades7 ай бұрын
*every hour of the day
@peponiachtchi6 ай бұрын
@@MattiasL93 LMFAO 😂
@shivamsingh-ce8fv5 ай бұрын
they gonna unban acutal cheater if karmnik report him
@thecrimsonking1877 ай бұрын
Since I started following Kramnik, chess has become a lot easier. I always feel good. If I lose I report the player and block him. So I actually won.
@expertizer2 ай бұрын
As a fresh 213 Elo GM - i can confirm.
@Zonnymaka7 ай бұрын
He's gonna report himself too very soon
@richi28707 ай бұрын
Haha 😅😅😅
@Chomta7 ай бұрын
If someone shows his best match and ask him if the winning side is cheater or not Then he'll definitely say yes
@owcaelfis18807 ай бұрын
better show one from tt, gms always remembwr their best games
@Iponamann7 ай бұрын
He’s too washed
@drummerofawe7 ай бұрын
Didn't he self-report for entering tournaments using another GM's account? Close enough
@jamesbolthe81235 ай бұрын
Hikaru: takes, takes and then takes Kramnik: report, report and then report
@zeus1141Ай бұрын
And then block* 😂
@certaindeath7776Ай бұрын
BEST comment. underrated :D
@madushandissanayake967 ай бұрын
Kramnik :- Misses a tactic even a 1500 rated player can spot, Also Kramnik 5 seconds later :- It is clear that this player is cheating
@rubensilvera11647 ай бұрын
The guy is a former World Chess Champion , beat the great Kasparov in the WCC and cross the 2800 elo FIDE barrier... Even retired I'm more likely to trust him than some random on the internet...
@resonance47897 ай бұрын
@@rubensilvera1164 none of those you've mentioned have any basis on whether his opponent/s are cheating against him
@kolovikon21187 ай бұрын
@@rubensilvera1164apparently you don't know Fischer's story - the guy has completely lost it when he got older. Probably the same thing is happening to Kramnik
@rubensilvera11647 ай бұрын
@@resonance4789 Of course there is : Kramnik knows Chess better than most people, knows the difficulties to find a move and what really worth is a 2300 FIDE opponent.
@rubensilvera11647 ай бұрын
@@kolovikon2118 I know very well the Fischer's story and a lot of stupidity have been said on this. Whatever, it's completely unrelated to our case here, there is just no comparaison except the fact that both were world champions.
@charc0al_tv7 ай бұрын
Kramnik - "Ok he will see these 3 checks coming" Opponent - Plays the 3 checks Kramnik was able to see Kramnik - "Ok he saw the same moves I saw clearly he is cheating"
@MatsMatsuo5 ай бұрын
“Yeah pretty clear to me, it wouldn’t even remotely cross my mind”
@eriknewton10665 ай бұрын
I wonder what happens to those top chess players who go mad. Here in Brazil we had a chess GM who was once top 3, and now thinks himself an Apocalypse prophet (literally)
@neoieo5832Ай бұрын
@@eriknewton1066 What is it with chess players going mad?
@idkman4748Ай бұрын
@@neoieo5832 usually they spend large chunks of their lives in isolation memorizing lines. This will gives you a good change to just go mad at some point or another
@germank79247 ай бұрын
I need a 12 hour version to help me relax and sleep
@edddo43147 ай бұрын
Within a year should be possible to make one i think
@martinm34227 ай бұрын
use the loop... ;-)
@coldplayer94037 ай бұрын
lol yea it was relaxing
@FriedrichLeopoldvonBraunschwei6 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@Joker-no1fz4 ай бұрын
his monotone voice and soft speaking is relaxing.
@scottpatrick86457 ай бұрын
His WWF name would be Vladimir "The Procedure" Kramnik.
@Overlordsen7 ай бұрын
Its almost sad, that a man who could have been remembered as Vladimier "The chess world champion" Kramnik, is instead tryharding so much to make an absolute fool of himselph.
@chessophiler7 ай бұрын
Is their cheating in the WWF?--before u step in the ring??
@fp3237 ай бұрын
the wwf because he's a dying breed? or because he's trying to protect the envrionment?
@CosmicLion7772 ай бұрын
😂
@plesno61657 ай бұрын
Opponent castles. Kramnik: okay, lets do the procedure
@theonexx7627 ай бұрын
Moving 2 pieces at once??? INTERESTING
@charc0al_tv6 ай бұрын
If he did a backwards night move then he is for sure cheating
@_aoe3 ай бұрын
@@theonexx762I think thats hacking honestly…
@ValentinKovshikMusic7 ай бұрын
See soon: Kramnik [accidentally plays 2 brilliant moves in a row] Also Kramnik: Everything is pretty clear. It's a complete shame. [Reports himself and deletes his account]
@paristhewabbit7 ай бұрын
Kramnik: Gets a completely losing position after missing an easy tactic Also Kramnik: *loses on time* OK let’s do the procedure. 92% accuracy? Not possible.
@bentopalchemistfranklin77977 ай бұрын
Correct me if I'm wrong, but the accuracy calculation doesn't necessarily mean "always the best move" right?? If you're in a dominating position, can't "good moves" still be counted as "accurate" by the analysis, even though it it's not the best line?? Either way Kramnik has lost his mind lol
@Astrqx7 ай бұрын
@@bentopalchemistfranklin7797 if you had a +7 advantage and after your move you have +4 then the analysis will say that you lost 3 points of advantage and the move is trash
@trashhollowknightplayer41997 ай бұрын
@bentopalchemistfranklin7797 if your opponent plays terribly, and you just play the alright moves you'll still end up with an over 90 accuracy so he us just insane
@stefcioss17 ай бұрын
accuracy is based how close you are to the best engine moves so 100% accuracy means you played all the best of stockfish moves. So for example if you have 2 moves +2 and +1 adventage, then playing the +1 move will be considered as not best engine move and It will decrease accuracy too
@zlac6 ай бұрын
God damn, it's like watching my dad try to disable adblock because his favorite website told him to do so, and shown detailed instructions in how to do so.
@SuperYtc17 ай бұрын
Opponent: captures en-passant Kramnik: ok what iz zis sorcery, I will now do the procedure
@kristofnagy78136 ай бұрын
Damn hackers doing impossible moves😢
@RuTream7 ай бұрын
Poor guy, he should retire from chess. This is not healthy
@BubbleBFDI7 ай бұрын
Sanity down but the accusations are up 🔥🔥
@falconnetto7 ай бұрын
@@BubbleBFDI😂
@jozews5 ай бұрын
Serenity now
@dellh865 ай бұрын
I think accusing your opponent of cheating is the classic tilt play online
@mrpokemon11225 ай бұрын
@@jozewsinsanity later
@dae81057 ай бұрын
Kramnik: "Serious 90+" Game Review: "90.1" Everyone else: "Here we go again"
@rupayandas21887 ай бұрын
My new goal in life is to get reported by Kramnik.
@daygrindmike89137 ай бұрын
😛
@JappyisHappy-sg6td7 ай бұрын
If I ever got matched against him I’d be tempted to cheat just to make him flip out lmao
@daygrindmike89137 ай бұрын
@@JappyisHappy-sg6td I'd be moving my pieces every 8 seconds every single time lol.
@martinm34227 ай бұрын
should be no problem.... ;-)
@MrSeppei7 ай бұрын
You dont need to be too good of a player to achieve that :D
@RickDuarte-wh8dn5 ай бұрын
Kramnik: "Everybody is cheating and I have statistical data to prove it". 0:53 "it wouldn't even cross remotely my mind such move" - his supporting data.
@ExecutionSommaire7 ай бұрын
I'm a simple man like Kramnik, I see overperforming I do the procedure
@ReverseGuy5 ай бұрын
Procedure 😂😂😂
@muhammadfahimwasee75527 ай бұрын
*Opponent takes care of back rank issues with h3 (something that absolute beginners are taught to do)* Kramnik: Everything is clear to me now.
@an18yearoldmongolianguy7 ай бұрын
>lose to players ranked lower than GM (and sometimes even other GMs) >accuse them of cheating as an excuse to try and numb the sadness you're feeling because you're not as good anymore at the thing you were once the best at >enter a brutal cycle of soothing your ego and never admitting your own weakness >success
@johanliebert57817 ай бұрын
It was so strange, he spotted a tactic instantly but is surprised the same tactic is seen by the other "IM". I'm 1600, even I saw that tactic instantly lol. Guess I'm cheating.
@FemtoSecondSpectroscopy7 ай бұрын
@@johanliebert5781so you are a 1200 fide rated chess player? Kids nowadays shut just stfu. You aren’t even able to differentiate a pickle from a knife.
@Icantremelmebrm7 ай бұрын
But he was in candidates few years ago
@victornguyen83827 ай бұрын
hes still averaging 2900-3000 elo so he’s a very good player still I’d say
@ThunderXGo6 ай бұрын
@@victornguyen8382he’s good but is still losing to other players
@joyboy61342 ай бұрын
The fact that Kramnik is coaching Hans Niemann is hilarious in this scope of his utter, and frankly misapprehensive, disdain for cheating
@abhishekdwivedi5578 күн бұрын
Kramnik has coached many players including gukesh pragg abdusattorov even worked with magnus and all most every top player don't know why are you making your own theory that Hans and kramnik are working together then something is cooking he's horrible person I agree but he's good coach
@zabeire86407 ай бұрын
"Plays like a bullet"…the guy had 5 seconds on the clock, what else are they supposed to do?😂
@mrsrandommademedoit33877 ай бұрын
Right :P lol and few moves later he spends 3 out of his 5 seconds on a move.. nothing looks off here.. he is tilting so hard..
@altrfryd58596 ай бұрын
@@mrsrandommademedoit3387 Everything looks clear to me now
@Danstarr135 ай бұрын
resign and give the win to kramnik clearly
@altrfryd58595 ай бұрын
@@Danstarr13 *Kramnik does the procedure*
@Inbal_Feuchtwanger29 күн бұрын
Part of the issue is Kramik double clicks to move pieces each time like a damn boomer. Probably cant drag and drop without mouse slipping left and right. Its like yeah dude youre loosing to these younger guys because their brains arnt cooked yet.
@RatafakTehPlachta6 ай бұрын
"honey i love it when youre talking dirty to me" "okay lets do the procedure"
@sohamnandi5457Ай бұрын
Pretty sus
@dusanbozovic10957 ай бұрын
Kramniks is gotta end blocking everyone and he'll have no one to play with😂
@jessiebarry-sf6vx7 ай бұрын
he can play with himself haha
@Lucasmuraoka7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂
@murodjon2567 ай бұрын
@@jessiebarry-sf6vxmagnus tip #6
@rutvijtoleiitr7 ай бұрын
He'll have newcomers to play with !! (Which he will block and report in a couple of days once they start finding simple tactics)😂😂
@jamalwaked7 ай бұрын
Blocking doesn't stop you getting matched with someone, just blocks communication
This is sad to watch how a world champion can go down a bitter road of superstition, and bitterness
@lionwarriorking7 ай бұрын
Reminds me of fischer.chess made him crazy
@franscescomapare92666 ай бұрын
@@lionwarriorkingi dont think Chess made fisher crazy. He was always quite a strange guy before. Wilhelm Steinitz's life ended in a psychiatry, where he claimed to be able to move pieces just by his mind.
@queenu6066 ай бұрын
Chess has too many cheaters especially online he isn't wrong u 100 elo.
@franscescomapare92666 ай бұрын
@@queenu606 There might be some cheaters but not as many as Kramnik says. Kramnik is just cannot accept that now there are many younger players who are just better than him.
@ezekieljarek77056 ай бұрын
@@queenu606 Kramnik is accusing everyone who is better than him🤷 Especially Hikaru
@DuckFace.6 ай бұрын
One day he will block all and ends up playing against bots that will eventually report and block them too.
@qwtddx7 ай бұрын
He has literally gone mad and paranoid at this point
@germank79247 ай бұрын
you ain't seen nothing yet! He's coming for your cheating ass!
@Zeppelin6167 ай бұрын
As someone who was almost certainly falsely accused of cheating in the past you'd think that Kramnik would realize that he's becoming the same sore loser he accused Topalov of being
@fos14517 ай бұрын
@@Zeppelin616 plot twist: maybe he actually cheated in the past so now he's just paranoid everyone is actually cheating just like he did
@redwithblackstripes7 ай бұрын
Aging russians chess players married to french women tend to loose their minds around later in life apparently :(
@germank79247 ай бұрын
@@redwithblackstripes Leave Spassky alone!
@nossenkanter7 ай бұрын
"If I block every Master I'll be the best player remaining." - 🤡🤡🤡
@unfixablegop7 ай бұрын
Why not just report before the game?
@bangkok_as_is7 ай бұрын
got a feeling we'll see it soon enough...
@Marhakesh7 ай бұрын
That would save some time
@MatsMatsuo5 ай бұрын
1.e4 Kramnik resigns “Ok the guy doesn’t make mistakes, my bet is 90 a lot +” *checks it with the engine *1.e4 = 100% accuracy “Yeah just unfortunate”
@ambrose71962 ай бұрын
>Plays Live chess with Magnus >Magnus plays D4 >Kramnik says 'There's no way a human could immediately find D4 in an instant' >Magnus looks at him bewildered >The judges are aggressively writing on their pieces of papers >'Obviously this is report' >Magnus removes his face mask, revealing a robot interior >'Alright you got me. You were the best chess player to exist. The aliens created me to even stand a chance against you.' >Kramnik smiles 'I knew it' >Kramnik wakes up from his dream. >This dream is obviously a fake. Report.
@Cynis0017 ай бұрын
Kramnik: Tells us the best line for his opponent Opponent: Finds the same line that Kramnik found Kramnik: "Clearly, he used an engine to find this line"
@mono19317 ай бұрын
At this point, Kramnik can be considered to be Kamsky’s brother.
@u.v.s.55837 ай бұрын
Gata is a famous fucking legend!
@Yrkr7857 ай бұрын
At least Kamsky never randomly accused anyone of cheating just got mad at losing on time
@baistetparcetes50807 ай бұрын
@@Yrkr785You should check any of Kamsky's stream 😂
@Gush277 ай бұрын
@@Yrkr785u sure about that
@Yrkr7857 ай бұрын
@@Gush27 oh wait did he? I could be absolutely wrong on that my bad
@urbanjokey337 ай бұрын
*Makes 2 blunders himself "Ok, it's clear. Let's do the procedure"
@rezakazemi.everythingsucks7 ай бұрын
Excessive doubt leads to Paranoia.
@franscescomapare92666 ай бұрын
And excessive paranoia leads to Kramnik.
@nidhinbenny79756 ай бұрын
But who defines what is excessive?
@FranNDR6 ай бұрын
@@nidhinbenny7975 Kramnik of course
@tmpqtyutmpqty47335 ай бұрын
@@nidhinbenny7975 A certified shrink
@MrBeknacktoman16 күн бұрын
But he has no doubt 🤣
@dennercassio7 ай бұрын
Kramnik against Gasparov 25 years ago: "This guy must be cheating"
@giannisxalkis19657 ай бұрын
d4 second best move still yapping
@aajas7 ай бұрын
And d4 was zeros according to the engine. kramnik lost because he got himself down on time
@Janet_Airlines802Ай бұрын
Kramnik has been successful in 2 of his 1,265,000 fair play reviews.
@brigidwell7 ай бұрын
The thing about getting older is nobody gives us a warning that our skills are becoming dated. Nobody stops inviting us to participate. It just gradually becomes evident that we can’t keep up, and then it’s about how gracefully we can redirect our energies.
@existenceghost97017 ай бұрын
Perferectly put here, well said.
@daygrindmike89137 ай бұрын
As a 38 year old, I have no basis for agreeing with you, but I agree. :D
@DiesesMax7 ай бұрын
He is still doing pretty good against very strong players, you act like hes on a IM level now, nonsense.
@existenceghost97017 ай бұрын
@@DiesesMax R/whoosh. Missing the point here. By a large margin.
@DiesesMax7 ай бұрын
@@existenceghost9701 I dont miss the point, he was indicating that he cant keep up, yet he can.
@mnemonika-x17 ай бұрын
Opponent: *looks at the screen Kramnik: Ok. Everything is clear to me now. I will do the procedure.
@SteveMeek7 ай бұрын
89% accuracy and my FM opponent played the 2nd best line. He must be a cheater no question. Kramnik is an idiot, I'm sure people do cheat against him now and again but he accuses everyone even when GMs draw with him 😂
@pietklop55797 ай бұрын
how can you call a former world champion an idiot? thats so dumb
@SteveMeek7 ай бұрын
@pietklop5579 just because he's a former world champion doesn't mean he can't come across like an idiot
@mke3447 ай бұрын
Bro called kramnik idiot lol
@joefawcett21917 ай бұрын
@@pietklop5579 reporting drawn games as cheating is pretty idiotic
@existenceghost97017 ай бұрын
@@pietklop5579 Because when you act like an idiot you get called an idiot, regardless of past of accomplishments and social standing. Ill make it more clear for you what he is doing for chess is idiotic, what is is doing to his reputation is idiotic, reporting everyone under the sun is idiotic, this ghost hunt he is on is idiotic, and calling Hikaru a cheater is Idiotic, therefor he is an idiot.
@oneputt415226 күн бұрын
something very meditative about Kramnik throwing tantrums, "89.8, not so much, but no doubt" is my new verbal tick
@chesswhizzard7 ай бұрын
Really sad. He is a spent force. Doesn't even analyse the game before blocking/reporting, sometimes he has a winning position but doesn't convert then cries like a baby when he loses
@chrepuhon7 ай бұрын
He doesn't cry and seems calm.
@ChessFanta7 ай бұрын
Yeah he just a sore loser now
@TitaniumTurbine7 ай бұрын
@@chrepuhon He’s clearly boiling inside, he can’t stand taking losses to unknowns. The reporting is the chess equivalent of a grandpa playing monopoly and having to sell all his properties to pay rent, then getting angry and throwing the board across the room. I have no question as to how he acts when the camera is off.
@JohnSmith-fe5br6 ай бұрын
@@TitaniumTurbine All of those cases were crystal clear that Kramnik's opponent cheated! Really no need to analyze the game before reaching that conclusion. It's beyond obvious when his opponent has an engine helping him, matching a Super GM (even beating him) and then suddenly drops 2000 rating points because he's no longer using the engine (because time crunch). Or when his opponent need 15 seconds to find the obvious continuing move in a combination.
@barte42155 ай бұрын
@@JohnSmith-fe5brlol troll
@dman56782 ай бұрын
The fact that he predicts the lines before they happen shows that they are definitely findable by humans. But then he thinks just since someone saw the same accurate line that he saw, they must be cheating 😂
@archangelz558Ай бұрын
I already have a problem with him reporting people just because he didn't predict their next move, but him actually SEEING the move and then report them for playing it is WILD. -Kramnik starts game -e4 - I think we all know what is happening here guys.
@AyarPortugal7 ай бұрын
Epistemologically speaking, there cannot be "absolute no doubt" in chess, specially in online chess. Players might get lucky, or they may simply be better than him... I think he's just mad for losing...
@shimblypibbins7 ай бұрын
it's a pathological ego defense mechanism
@imgnryvansh7 ай бұрын
""92.4% of course yeah " Meanwhile Hikaru gets 99.2% with Komodo of 99.6% 🗿
@gamma91416 ай бұрын
Cause Hikaru is a cheater, or atleast cheats from time to time, he gets exposed in OTB even in longer time controls
@dukkfrk98216 ай бұрын
@@gamma91412 place in the candidates, he got exposed 🤯
@ziyanma98336 ай бұрын
@@gamma9141exposed by a 40+ unbeaten streak last year? Or finishing only second in the candidates?
@Josip98886 ай бұрын
Hikaru is on his block list already! I bet 😂
@gamma91416 ай бұрын
@@ziyanma9833 you mean losing to Vidit Gujrathi twice in the candidates, he is talented, but his talents can only take him so far in OTB unfortunately. He has never showcased similar dominance he has online 🙂
@Viewer131287 ай бұрын
i have a feeling kramnik is suffering from bias/paranoia. I feel like if he was playing OTB he wouldn't say "1 move is clear indicator to me" but when he's online he's certain.
@mistermizzle4205 ай бұрын
There's definitely some mental health issie here
@clairetellkamp62535 ай бұрын
He was given the opportunity when the Clash of Claims tournament was set up between him and Jospem, the main target of a lot of his suspicion. Kramnik agreed to the tournament, and even attended, but when everything didn't go perfectly, he threw a crybaby piss fit and conveniently refused to play.
@yesyouareright98002 ай бұрын
Like magnus
@serghonest97 ай бұрын
It's actually big head of him to report everyone. That means he has reported 100% of cheaters in the platform.
@GoldenBoyXCM7 ай бұрын
Paranoid. Not worthy of a former World Champion. He should take the high road.
@youtubecensoringcomments74277 ай бұрын
Like magnus in the sinquefield cup? Lol
@martinbarkashki4077 ай бұрын
And who are you?! One unhappy unknown amateur...what,you dont know that exist cheating in online chess,that everybody can do this?! Moron....
@UloeDragonball7 ай бұрын
@@youtubecensoringcomments7427 Was slightly more to be suspicious off, but yeah same thing xd
@chesscomsupport86897 ай бұрын
His reputation has definitely gone down the toilet as of late (pun intended).
@isaacharton78517 ай бұрын
@@chesscomsupport8689 tell urself that, u lesser men on the side lines of history do need to tell urself that to cope with ur mediocrity and envy of great men, because the truth is NOTHING WILL ERASE THE FACTS, HE IS A CHAMPION, MORONS DON'T DECIDE HIS REPUTATION, RESULTS DO!
@HelloWorld-w1fАй бұрын
dude is a simple guy . his brain - he cant see it , we can't see it
@Overhemd7 ай бұрын
I'm not sure if I should laugh at him, or feel bad for him. It's embarassing nonetheless
@otokbarleyfoot18 күн бұрын
The clunk of his mouse clicks and the cursor movement - I can only picture him using a mouse from the 90s on one of those tiny mousepads with the wrist rest for hours on end and it’s giving me chills
@62calum14 күн бұрын
And I can picture you trying to do 400 rated tactics and getting the first move wrong. I can also picture big Vlad as a world chess champion. Away and trample barley.
@MChess2887 ай бұрын
Lol @ anyone defending Kramnik. If you can make a 10 min compilation about this, then the problem is so obviously him. He misses so much tactics and then reports people when in reality he's angry at himself for blundering. Not being able to admit you made a mistake is a big ego problem
@Duck724324 ай бұрын
There’s no way he’s reached the level he has with that mentality tho so he must not of always been this way . It’s probably more than losing he’s probably dealing with existential dread as an aging man who’s based his meaning in being one of the best . Or he’s not as good as he was and can’t face that or people have gotten better. I’ve seen similar with weight lifters who had the correct mentality but then had time off or got off steroids or something and can’t face they arnt as strong as they used to be and start ego lifting.
@potatoman70284 ай бұрын
@@Duck72432 people change he probably became like this when he became older
@ogrroyalty58754 ай бұрын
Its crazy how you and 128 idiots have the audacity to talk so disrespectfully about a world Chess Champion. Of course, he is going nuts Right now, but Most of the time, Kramnik is Right
@reformed_attempt_114 күн бұрын
@@ogrroyalty5875he's literally not, have you even seen the video? Do you have 200 elo? He's reporting the most basic moves even a beginner can do
@reformed_attempt_114 күн бұрын
@@ogrroyalty5875and I don't care that he was a world champion. If he's a loser I'm gonna call him a loser
@mannwazz81327 ай бұрын
Opponent: Breathes* Kramnik: "Okay it is time for procedure" 😤😤
@basqye97 ай бұрын
Never thought I would say this...but I play just like Kramnik!
@awekeningbro12077 ай бұрын
Interesting
@Ragemeister887 ай бұрын
What, you’re shit as well?
@ghostapostle72256 ай бұрын
"What I'm doing is nonsense and I'm going to lose" *draws* "Ok, very clear, let's do the procedure".
@Sickerror7 ай бұрын
Unfathomably Based, lets do the procedure boys :)
@monasautes46656 ай бұрын
The bangers on repeat. 1:04 - “everything is very clear to me about this game. I report, okay. I block and report.” 4:40 - “lets do the procedure, uh block this is just what I do.” 6:40 - “okay of course report immediately I mean no doubt about this player, absolutely no doubt. So report him. Was he a good sport? No he was not a good sport.”
@humansareweird28667 ай бұрын
This guy is 100 times better than me at chess and I'm 1000 times better than him at recognising when someone's cheating.
@gouravnagda60807 ай бұрын
You can write this Edit - you can accept lose unlike him
@Sato-Azumaga7 ай бұрын
it harder to recognise in his rating, but yea I agree with you
@humansareweird28667 ай бұрын
@@Sato-Azumaga Very true,but that's another reason why you shouldn't blame people that easily.
@humansareweird28667 ай бұрын
@@Sato-Azumaga Also lets not forget that since he's playing masters,if someone gets caught cheating that will could affect their whole chess career,they're not gonna sac this just to unfairly beat Kramnik
@troyart5 ай бұрын
Opponent logs on....ok, it's clear now let's do the procedure...
@manasuniyal28977 ай бұрын
If Vlad watches his old games , he would immediately REPORT THAT GUY and CALL HIM A FRAUD .
@ProfessorParadox_x20 күн бұрын
He does NOT deserve G.M. title. It's an honourary title only the worthy deserves. He lacks sportsmanship.
@62calum14 күн бұрын
Tell that to the Kasparov
@xdastwix2527 ай бұрын
6:51 The fact that he achieves a draw but still reports his opponent as a cheater is completely insane. It impressively demonstrates that he really has no clue how to recognize cheaters or how cheaters play.
@עולםתיקון7 ай бұрын
They cheat to draw obv smh
@bgdgdgdf44883 ай бұрын
Luckily a report is meaningless.
@hyperbius7607 ай бұрын
Kramnik misunderstands the meaning of the accuracy number. A high score doesn't mean top computer moves, simply logical moves in relation to the positions. I have 1825 Elo in Lichess. My last game (lost) I got 81% accuracy. In my previous two games (won) I got 92% and 90%. Did I play like a GM or IM in those two games? Of course not.
@QuinnArgo7 ай бұрын
Also there's a certain bend to accuracy. I have games with like 98% accuracy not because I am a great engine-level player but because sometimes I am up 1 or 2 Pawns early and I play down my advantage somewhat accurately. If my opponents resigned early, making these games last 20 instead of 60+ moves, I'd have a significantly lower accuracy.
@Chomta7 ай бұрын
I have games with 100% accuracy lol where I checkmated opponents in the opening
@shubhamshirvalkar78507 ай бұрын
@@Chomtatell me your ID. Need to do the procedure
@csh286 ай бұрын
Accuracy skews if your opponent blunders and blunders early. Because now the moves become quite obvious. If you drop a piece against a 1900 player early in the game, chances are they'll convert quite easily and have a high accuracy. But if the game was fairly even and a 50+ mover and you're playing a player 200/300+ stronger than you and both are above 2000 it starts becoming more suspicious.
@donramanayake15056 ай бұрын
Exactly. Its a function of how your opponent plays, and the position as well. Against am opponent not playing well in a position where pretty much the way to win is clear getting a high accuracy even for someone like me is easy. Having the same accuracy against a GM in a complicated position of course is not possible (for me).
@archangelz558Ай бұрын
I don't think Kramniks reports even show up for the moderators or whatever, there is probably like a spam folder that all his reports go to 🤣🤣
@Djellowman8 күн бұрын
Copied comment. Sorry you're creatively bankrupt
@famalex63257 ай бұрын
This is addicting to watch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
@-_Nuke_-Ай бұрын
Its absolutely clear to me why Kramnik thinks that everyone is cheating against him - the dude has no idea how a pc mouse works. He gets in time trouble, younger people flag him, because they might not be better at chess, but they are better using the mouse - and then he gets paranoid and he accuses everyone of cheating. If you are seeing this and you are a relative to him - please show him how the mouse moves.
@GAOMaster7 ай бұрын
"Part 1"
@quarlmephystodot22017 ай бұрын
💀
@CysteicAcid7 ай бұрын
1.d4 and everything is clear for the procedure
@Hacienda_277 ай бұрын
This is just the epitome of throwing your toys out of the pram
@retrospect7 ай бұрын
Kramnik really is a gamer
@dr.daigoroitto9917 ай бұрын
not even remotely it would cross my mind too, lets start the procedure
@cypher6866 ай бұрын
Muuuummmm he played a better move than me. Ok son, block and report
@chessteo35887 ай бұрын
This is sad. Im 2500 rated player and first 3 tactics are so easy to find that i dont understand Mr. Kramnik your attitude to report and block after every lost game here.
@Barny13126 күн бұрын
Alternative title of this video: 10 minutes of Kramnik doing the procedure 💀
@alibastami6 ай бұрын
Someone in DM: Good morning Kramnik Kramnik: Everything is clear to me now, block, report.
@fortunebaloyi4779Ай бұрын
At this point bro will accuse stockfish of cheating ☠️💀
@peponiachtchi6 ай бұрын
@7:38 He had a very clear Bxb3 equalizing and even getting a better position. Even an amateur would spot that. He just can't handle online chess.
@Seterian102 ай бұрын
This cures my depression, thank you Lord Kramnik.
@walker4541Ай бұрын
1:00 Kramnik basically just admits it would never cross his mind… isn’t that just an insult to his own chess knowledge as well?
@zozolecek7 ай бұрын
this is some next level saltiness XD dude prolly cant handle losing after being a world champ
@jeanpaulkassdale7 ай бұрын
Opponent : *plays e4* Kramnik : "Ok, let's do the usual procedure"
@martinm34227 ай бұрын
no, d4!!
@spnhm347 ай бұрын
When he sees the losing sequence, the calls out the opponent as cheatin* for seeing the same sequence ….
@boredVAR7 ай бұрын
cant wait till he meets the final boss, a dude named Hans
@anamorfoplasis7 ай бұрын
You missed this drama?
@leninhernandez71457 ай бұрын
Both will do the procedure
@WalterWhite-qg9kc6 ай бұрын
bro missed it..😆
@MrPolisse2 ай бұрын
and now he did. Hans is coaching him xD
@PhymacssАй бұрын
He is Hans’ life coach lolllll, no wonder
@weeblordgaming6062Ай бұрын
This is why some games have a limit of how many people u can have blocked
@christinemurray14447 ай бұрын
Opponent: plays knight fork Kramnik: ok, absolutely no doubt about this player. Let's do the procedure.
@barath71136 ай бұрын
Opponent : Doesn't blunder his pieces Kramnik : Ok. Let me do the procedure