10 Of The Best Self-Owns In MMA History

[@thexbigxgreen]

That was Wonderboy who took the water bottle and Monster can away from Conor, it was fucking hilarious

[@adzm1987]

Thought that was who , thanks ,was hilarious, such a wonderboy thing to do😂

[@jrking3812]

That makes it funnier to know it wasn’t some sort of official 😂

[@stabyourcat]

"Woah! With how rambunctious Mr. McGregor is acting he is liable to knock over those beverages! Let me move those real quick before there's a spill!"

[@dustinlarkin8582]

Wonderboy is awesome 🤣

[@billfrench1069]

@@stabyourcat 😂😂😂 too good

[@colt4709]

Cody and Robbie laughing is one of the most wholesome things

[@marcoosorio3705]

some chad humor was taking place

[@coolbreeze3793]

“If you cum at less than 100%”😡 Wait what did you say? Lmfaoo

[@Blackhaze3000]

Yeah there wasn't anything "weird" about it. I don't know why he said that.

[@joshyc2006]

@@Blackhaze3000 I think he meant the ongoing trash talk?

[@anthonygranados2185]

@@Blackhaze3000 what did cody even say? i couldnt make it out

[@swifty123]

Love Ronda for everything she’s done for women in the sport of MMA, but her getting humbled from all angles and still not learning from it is always satisfying.

[@Eggzy-b7f]

That head kick thooo

[@Waazzuuupp3]

Facts, can’t discredit her accomplishments but damn she’s a sore loser

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

Crazy when Correia said Ronda would wanna commit suicide after losing then Ronda went on the Ellen show crying about exactly that after losing to Holly🙄

[@jrking3812]

Ronda did great things for mma but she was so insufferable i was happy to see her leave he sport. I think the sport evolved beyond her anyway.

[@markzuckergecko621]

Gina Carano was a much better ambassador to get WMMA out there, it's too bad she came along too early.

[@brandonm8901]

I used to give Tito a lot of grace because I assumed English was his second language

[@jinsouwolf]

🤣🤣😂

[@harambeepstein8009]

Brilliant 😂😂

[@WilliamJohnson-ml7ij]

Tito is 0 for life against the English language

[@KingKapsalon]

Tito should've got his own top 10 list for this one, 'I wanna outlive my kids, 100%', his weird political campaign speeches/interviews

[@markzuckergecko621]

I don't think he even has a first language.

[@jrking3812]

That face Jon made when Usman was saying all of that was one of the most hilarious things I’ve ever seen at a press conference

[@graysonpeterselli9497]

The instant reaction from Robbie and Cody in the background when Tyron says it is golden

[@Dan-bp3bb]

Just the comment I was looking for 😂😂😂

[@AntonAdelson]

This video gave me the mental image of Usman coming all night long and I'm having mixed emotions 😂😂

[@rodrigobarba930]

Definitely a pause moment

[@Mike-zx6sl]

The funniest part of the Dominick and Cody back and forth isn't Cody's face when he realizes he's an idiot. It's when Dominick pauses during Cody's nonsense trash talk and goes "...what? What the hell are you even talking about right now?"

[@joenose290]

And Cody knew he was making absolutely zero sense so he had the “you know what I’m talking about” ready before Dom was even done talking 😂

[@suttonwescott276]

Cody: WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

[@OfficerPapi]

Cody- “yeah, Eggzactly, eggzactly !” Lmaooo god he makes me laugh hard, but I hope the guy turns it around now soon.

[@freddyfreddyl1838]

That's the clip they should have used 😂😂😂😂

[@freddyfreddyl1838]

I think cody was trying to say "I don't chase pussy, pussy chases me" but just completely botched the delivery

[@zachwalker522]

Tito laughing is the funniest thing ever in a MMA press conference. You can even see Dana laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@markzuckergecko621]

I've found myself defending martial artists on several occasions, when people who don't follow the sport comment about them all being dumb meatheads, I always tell them most pro martial artists are actually very intelligent. Tito doesn't help the argument....

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@markzuckergecko621 do you actually have this conversation frequently, or did this made-up story just sound way less cringe in your head than it actually is? You could’ve just said “Tito’s stupid” instead of turning it into a creative writing project

[@markzuckergecko621]

@@themostdiabolicalhater5986 think about what the word "several" means. Take your time. Use Google if it helps.

[@themostdiabolicalhater5986]

@@markzuckergecko621 you never had this conversation once so idk why you’re telling me to google the word “several” You’re the weirdest kind of liar. The kind who lies to strangers on the internet. And the lie isn’t even interesting. Get help

[@TheFrostDawg]

@@markzuckergecko621 tbf he is known as the most diabolical hater

[@JamalTheTitan]

There is a better Ronda self-own. When she went on a talk show and explained in detail how Holly Holm was going to expose her in their upcoming fight.

[@chriscuts7029]

She thinks she's gonna head kick me.. not happening. Lmao

[@DizzyDez613]

Tito’s laugh at Shamrock’s “living death” line is still the funniest thing that’s happened in MMA.

[@larryfish9272]

The cringe line by Shamrock, Tito dying laughing, that chair going straight up in the air and Dana catching it smooth as fuck. Its just one of my favorite presser moments in the entire sport lol.

[@Rocko1990]

No doubt, Tito's pause and then laugh there is just hilarious. I usually find him to be an idiot but that was a good moment from him

[@aplus1080]

Ya every moment of that is legendary for me too

[@rapnewsworldwide]

Tony Ferguson tried to self burn once. Now we have tanning beds.

[@sweetchildofnine6677]

Tony the type of guy to do that

[@xxac3zn8zxx87]

Tito saying "he was face down, ass up" with that much conviction and intensity always kills me

[@chibwekapalajnr]

Tito Ortiz just kill’s me 😂😂😂😂 says “this guy can’t put a sentence together” then proceeds to fail to put a sentence together 😂😂😂😂😂

[@ShaunHopkinsAVFC]

That laugh of Tito’s after Ken’s line will always kill me

[@sarcasticgenius8563]

"How many times did I whoop your ass in practice!?" "Zero mf'er" "Exactly!"

[@noahegr3341]

Honourable mention to this Cody-TJ exchange. C: “How many times did I fuck you up in practice?” TJ: “Zero!” C: “Exactly!”

[@octaviorocha27]

Wait what I gotta find that! 😂🤣☠️

[@aplus1080]

😂😂😂 poor Cody. This shit isn't even a fair fight.

[@jordanclerkin1998]

Codys Reaction to Teymurs underwears line will never not make me laugh. Everyone else is laughing at how stupid it is, yet Cody being equally stupid, takes it seriously and is actually pissed haha.

[@Rocko1990]

Lol like some 2nd grade shit. "what? You talking about my underwear? You trying to give me a wedgie? Let's take this outside"

[@aplus1080]

You can see him like trying to be pissed but also unable to grab ahold of anything.

[@memesenpai6321]

I actually saw David Teymur's legendary line live I remember laughing so hard I felt like I was about to pop one of my ribs

[@jaykwonzzz]

Dude, Cody's reaction makes it even funnier. Description is perfect. It's like anger but also maybe a little worried. haha

[@Brandon34300]

@@jaykwonzzz right? 😂 that’s always been my favourite part. Cody should be laughing at him and not taking him seriously at all, yet he has this face of complete shock as if the line seriously got to him lmfao.

[@kidneystonermusic]

Careful laughing that hard, you might need to take care of your underwears

[@JamieReynolds89]

​@@Brandon34300why do you yanks reply to messages with "right!?" all the time? It sounds bitchy as fuck to me.

[@Dominus564]

I love the exchanges Cody had with TJ. They are all comedy gold

[@diplamatikjuan3595]

Cody: How many times did I drop you in training? TJ: None Cody: EXACTLY!

[@aplus1080]

Cody with literally anyone. You know all his friends are like 😬😬😬😬

[@dustinlarkin8582]

They really need to bring back the big press conferences. There were so many iconic and hilarious moments in them.

[@loganwithlightsabers3051]

The 205 Conor vs Eddie conference had me dying bro

[@dustinlarkin8582]

All of Connor's were hilarious. "Who da fook is that guy" was one of my favorites.

[@NapoleonBlownapartMMA]

David Teymur is the reason i take care of my underwears every day

[@thedarkcriminal1658]

"The ref smelled of alcohol and cigarettes." - Dominick 'The Decisionator' Cruz

[@tysonolsen6147]

Jones’s face during Kamaru’s line is my favorite press conference moment.

[@cloudygaze6842]

We don’t give Dana enough credit for catching that chair. I thought it was quite impressive. He’s the president of the company… would of loved to seen him box Tito. His reflexes are on point.

[@matthewbesson5367]

I think there needs to be an episode here about how Shamrock kicked that chair in such a way that it popped straight up in the air. How did he do that?

[@ichrsmas8432]

"Fug Chug" is one of my favorite things Wanderlei has said

[@CaptCKernel]

Context behind Josh Koscheck and his "male nurse" dig and tension on TUF - he went to Edinboro, a small college in PA that wrestles D1 for some reason (they're really good but like...it's so weird from the area like how're they d1?). They also have a top rated nursing program that's super competitive and gets a significant portion of funding, in comparison to other academic departments in the scheme of things. The wrestling team, being D1, is BMOC and I've heard a lot of wrestlers use nursing as a dig especially when talking shit to guys in the drunken way collegiate wrestlers are known for like "you're a pussy, fucking male nurse bitch" etc. When I heard that on TUF I thought of Edinboro, then learned he wrestled there and it all made sense.

[@carlpepin1]

Josh Koschek was also an insecure manchild.

[@CaptCKernel]

@@carlpepin1 *is Nothing he has ever done has suggested improved maturity. Same person from being a contestant to a coach lmfao

[@aplus1080]

Yeah it's pretty mind boggling that someone can use "male nurse" as an insult. "😂 you save lives! F'ing homo!"

[@danielterrence6024]

How is “I’m coming on your ass” by Aljo not in this?? 😂😂

[@ChadBeezly]

That Chael/Tito press conference is the gift that keeps on giving, you guys have used bits of it in about 5 or 6 different videos now. Tito never had a chance.

[@SunTzuMedia]

Li saying be careful was hilarious 😅

[@WayOfShotgun]

I cant believe you guys didnt include Michael Johnson's legendary "I eat my sh*t whole!" in that cpnference for the Gaethje fight..

[@samuel3253]

Thought the same thing, closely followed by JJ "hey Pussy, you there?" DC "I'm here"

[@mambatoddy]

oo self burn, those are rare

[@castrejonhugo]

The scene with Joey B realizing what he just said and DJ gasping for air in between laughs is too much

[@djpuplex]

Gotta have Rockhold.

[@williamaustin4912]

Come see, believe, achieve 🤣

[@J1283-s1k]

I love the sudden fear and outright discomfort in Cody's eyes when David warns him to take care of his underwears lmao.

[@bzilla-d4i]

Tito "Cheese and Wine" Ortiz😂

[@brandonm8901]

Tito the self-trash talk 🐐

[@nunelazos5638]

Tito “I wanna outlive my kids” Ortiz

[@lastroko]

9:42 that picture is crazy 🤣🤣

[@Vospi]

Great text, great delivery, awesome edit. Thanks, guys, you're the best.

[@brycegonzales5553]

Tito laughing at Ken Shamrock always makes me bust out laughing 🤣

[@G14_Spike]

This video is probably the most funniest on this channel so far. I could not stop laughing on all the call-outs with these video edits!!

[@AmericanHinoki]

You left off Michael Johnson when he explained how he liked to eat shit whole.

[@Yellow_Flannel]

2:29 stupid AHss glAHsses oiff had me rolling

[@johnsmith7298]

That Tito slowmo had me dying laughing.

[@STiergoofball]

My personal favorite was between DC and Jon Jones😅 Jon Jones:,,You look like a crackhead with a suit on" DC:,,I maybe look like a crackhead with a suit on but I've never been a crackhead like you tho" Jon really gave DC the opportunity for the perfect roast

[@luliu4572]

Oooh, you beat me to it.

[@markzuckergecko621]

Let he who has not smoked crack cast the first rock.

[@jasonvorhees3426]

I even better one was when DC was talking about Jon Jones doing crack and JJ said “I beat you after a weekend of cocaine”💀

[@reboooot]

LOL i love you guys, i havent heard someone say self-own since i was 11 and im 30. thanks for the happy nostalgia.

[@thatguy4087]

I was there for the 2007 call out and it was unbelievable. Seeing him in the ring was legendary, then when you can’t believe what you heard, he confirms that it’s true by immediately trying to fix it but they didn’t tell you was that at the end he says “fight!, chuck!” to clarify, and somehow this two word sentence is made to sound like a paragraph and you knew this man was barely a Neanderthal. It was the worst first impression ever.

[@aplus1080]

😂 ya he should've done it in Portuguese so you'd understand him better.

[@nerfherderMS]

Uriah saying 'what?' after Teymor drops his line will make me laugh every time.

[@eduardom8235]

I kept rewinding the part with Tito 😂😂😂😂

[@cruzthefyre6520]

Titos trash talk is my spirit animal

[@JustburnNiper]

What's about Aljo's "I'm coming on that ass"

[@kidneystonermusic]

Cody agreeing to eating all of Dom's bust 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ahmadabdeljabbar8375]

This has to be one of your funniest videos 😂 that number 1 entry 😂😂💀💀💀

[@SimAG117]

Commercial who pop up when Koschek speak... BRILLIANT !

[@TheLoganSomers]

Love these lists! Keep em comin 🤘💯🔥🙏

[@MorethanGUNZ]

Love that the history of Wanderlai and Liddell was explained!

[@Blotto1001]

Ken kicking that chair and Dana catching it made it cool lol

[@zainmulaudzi7250]

Take care of your underwears was gold

[@MosierSocialSolutions]

“Cody’s dad Uriah Faber” 💀

[@X9Z17]

The McKenzietine on TUF moment will always be a classic to me.

[@josephdinsmore54]

This should be a list of Brandan Schwab talking 😂

[@beaudure01]

I miss Rich Franklin’s laid-back, puzzles responses to any trash talk thrown his way.

[@just_call_me_scott2312]

I needed this today 😂

[@jamilsalih9724]

Koshcheck is a piece of work , who tf beats up a nurse?

[@jortkebabopjebord]

Your edits are so genius when usman was saying im coming all night i heard a fragment from a moaning puffer fish😂😂😂😂

[@ReyShady05]

Can we please talk about how Ken Shamrock gets a chair to float up in the air like that by kicking it?

[@chemilo23]

best part of this video was Robbie and Cody's interaction 😅😅

[@mattswrestlingcollectibles2220]

Awesome as always 👏

[@highmetalman6621]

Had a good time going down memory lane here...

[@251TheMechanizedSingfantry]

Fancy losing a trash talk competition to Tito

[@zachwalker522]

Cody and Robbie 😂😂😂

[@Kyle_919]

Cody and Robbie losing their shit like 6th graders hearing a teacher swear 😭

[@jackwood7726]

"I'm gonna go through you like a laxative". Not MMA but it's so hilarious it should have been an honourable mention

[@salim_abid_]

What made it a million times more cringe is the sentence leading up to it

[@markzuckergecko621]

It would have been so easy for Ronda to be one of the most beloved figures in the sport, everything was just set on a table for her. All she had to do is just not be a horrible twat.

[@monkeytube138]

There's got to be a part 2 of this. Michael Johnson's "I eat my shit whole" line needed to be in there.

[@erikbarrett85]

Cody thought Robbie was going in for a fist bump 😭😂

[@AtlanticCanadianGamer]

Robbie laughing had me losing it. 😂

[@Notpoop906]

In retrospect I think Usman was trying to directly quote / reference Conor with the "I need to see some activity" line it just came off wrong. There's been later instances where he has done impressions of people or quoted iconic fighter lines and it does make sense when you consider how he enunciated it especially the word "activity". I don't think he was trying to take one of Conors lines for his own which is what a lot of us seemed to think for a while.

[@salaheddinesif2002]

3:40 this was freaking hilarious 😂😂

[@devinfordale8386]

To be fair Ken Shamrock was pretty good..outside of the UFC. He was decent in Pancrase. He held his own vs Bas Rutten and Bas was a force not to be reckoned with at that time.

[@markzuckergecko621]

He was one of the only fighters in the wild west days of MMA that had good grappling and striking. Obviously not great striking by today's standards, but back then basically everyone that could grapple was completely lost striking, and vice versa with strikers on the ground.

[@devinfordale8386]

@@markzuckergecko621 He faired well against Gracie in both fights so I agree 100%. Even though they were drawn out and kind of boring for today's standards. Some people just don't fully know about Ken's career. If the people he faced, faced him in his prime and in a different ring they would probably get destroyed. his age and the improvements in UFC fighting made it hard for him though but he never gave up so I give him credit.

[@markzuckergecko621]

@@devinfordale8386 yea, a lot of younger generation fans seem to be dismissive of the OGs, and act like they weren't shit because they weren't as good as today's fighters. And that's true, but they don't seem to factor in that those guys didn't have the benefit of the modern blueprints for what works and what doesn't, because they were drawing up the blueprints, the were figuring out what works as they went along. It would be like saying the first guy who climbed a mountain sucked because people can do it faster today. Yea no shit, because the first guy did it first, he was drawing the map.

[@aplus1080]

Ken was the man.

[@coachken6130]

I needed a good laugh. Thanks

[@sabisachi]

As disrespectful as Ronda I love seeing Holy kick her head off her shoulders, deserved to humbled even more than she was

[@Misitos_]

I'll never forget when tito got trolled by the grammar police just to spell the word wrong again

[@DLGreen]

That last f bomb got me. 🤣

[@broadcastallsongs]

I'm offended that you would refer to Wonderboy as just somebody.

[@giannidescalzo2101]

I will allways stop what I'm doing to watch Dana casually catch a chair while Tito laughs maniacally.

[@lindseyormsbee]

It's hard to believe there was a time when Tito could win in the trash talking, but that's what CTE can do to someone.

[@kennyyuen1600]

Cody vs TJ Cody: when's the last time you knocked me out? TJ: "In training" Cody: "EXACTLY"

[@llongone2]

Could have made this a two-part series; part 1 for only Tito quotes and part 2 for all other fighter ever in every fight organization in all history of the sport.

[@coreyduff3745]

At No.2 when Benavidez said that I immediately thought of happy Gilmore 😂

[@mistral_uk]

Actually surprised this isn’t just 10 Luke Rockhold quotes.

[@hotkeyafl]

Legendary video

[@pigsquealingcore]

can't believe DC and Jones' crackhead moment didn't make the list, still funny ass video 😂

[@TheNoseball87]

Cody vs TJ should've been on here. "How many times did I knock you out in practice" "Zero" "EXACTLY"

[@cmac6136]

Connor bringing up money and eddie shuting him up by saying he was on welfare was amazing

[@vinnyhaddad]

Jesus that thumbnail is hilarious

[@TheScience69]

Jon jones' face when usman says hes coming all night gets me every time 😂😂

[@abdulsadiq]

I don't want to be "that guy" ... but, I think the Wandy callout on Chuck was before Pride was actually purchased.

[@iDeathSparky]

I'm a bit over halfway through this and I'm fully expecting and hoping, PLEASE god let Aljo's "I'm comin on your ass" be #1