Someone: *says martha* Batman: I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.
@tomgriffiths26224 жыл бұрын
BSJ IN YO HOUSE RIGHT
@Dawn_Of_Justice4 жыл бұрын
Sounds like a PTSD reaction. Actually that's exactly what it was.
@shumittaher60844 жыл бұрын
You are a dumbass
@JeremiahEcks7773 жыл бұрын
But... why did you say that name?
@HovektheArtist4 жыл бұрын
To be fair the chair made him the god of knowledge, and to be the perfect batman at that time was seen as as worth the danger to him.
@abarosei24424 жыл бұрын
Bruce: I fear nothing. But that-' "Batmans Greatest Boner" Bruce: It scares me.
@smhgaming32594 жыл бұрын
He has fear. U need to read look more into batman.
@subijnarajpandey41894 жыл бұрын
0:18
@vipashbharadwaj65804 жыл бұрын
Tom King's Run had humiliating experiences back to back
@Wright8054 жыл бұрын
Could you please give some examples?
@chinyereugwu94313 жыл бұрын
@@Wright805 Bruce sends his 13yr old kid to fight a Superman equivalent, Bane and a bunch of baddies who had defeated and banished Batman from Gotham. he let Bane take over Gotham just to work out who his partner was, his bad judgement lead to Alfred's death. He communicates covertly with punches rather than learn sign language. He picks a drunk Judge to wed him and Selina which would make the whole thing not legal. He was manipulated and a puppet for over 70 issues of king's run. He got Kiteman's kid killed. He was stopped from killing by the Joker
@Wright8053 жыл бұрын
@@chinyereugwu9431 Thanks.
@cheat134 жыл бұрын
Injustice : The first son and protege of Batman, trained for years, and die because of a rock. Humiliated as a mentor.
@Idazmi74 жыл бұрын
And then needing to hire a Superman from another universe to defeat his universe's Superman because he was too much of a wimp to kill the Joker and prevent millions of deaths...
@Pirantsable4 жыл бұрын
Nightwing's death was realistic imo
@Saint09994 жыл бұрын
raza-rahary13 u sound stupid
@Idazmi74 жыл бұрын
@@Saint0999 No he doesn't.
@Saint09994 жыл бұрын
Idazmi7 yes. He does.
@shaderax_storm61654 жыл бұрын
I remember buying Batman: Venom and getting all excited that he was gonna fight against my favourite Spidey villain... I was very young, and thought Batman Vs Predator was kewl...
@TheDukeofMadness4 жыл бұрын
Easy mistake to make.
@WoodyWoodson19844 жыл бұрын
This entire list can be extracts from Tom King's run.
@nerosine94 жыл бұрын
true
@terribletree79334 жыл бұрын
Ok
@VOIL3T_SOUND4 жыл бұрын
Fluorescent Woody I’ve seen u on a mortal combat video with joker
@Nx57ytre4 жыл бұрын
And that is also guilty of having Bruce in BatGod mode.
@VOIL3T_SOUND4 жыл бұрын
matt fahringer sorry I have auto type
@poweroffriendship2.04 жыл бұрын
*Number 1:* Adam West becomes Catman from Fairly Oddparents.
@aurahoneydew96074 жыл бұрын
But he beat the Crimson Chin
@paulajablonka92584 жыл бұрын
That was Adam's type of humor. Don't forget Mayor Adam West on Family Guy...
@AnarkyWYM4 жыл бұрын
Mr. Friendship holy shit you’re sooooooo fucking funny 😐
@linwoodwilliams53194 жыл бұрын
Mr.Friendship you’re everywhere
@theblueststar53164 жыл бұрын
Lol true
@misterblakk36904 жыл бұрын
"-becoming way more violent and laughing when trying to be intimidating" ...that sounds familiar....OH! Clearly Batman was just on Venom during All Star!
@DrankenDune4 жыл бұрын
Becoming way more violent and maniacally laughing while trying to look brooding
@sluttycowboy4 жыл бұрын
I saw the words ‘All Star’ and started thinking about Shrek, I love my brain.
@LupineShadowOmega4 жыл бұрын
The true origin of the Batman Who Laughs.
@TheMattsem4 жыл бұрын
I really hate the Wonder Woman vs Batman moment I am not saying that as a fanboy the cool thing about Batman he's intelligent calm and collected he will never fight Wonder Woman hand to hand he know he will lose Not only that I think they betrayed Wonder Woman character Wonder Woman she is honorable Warrior she will never do something like that for one of her friends
@ismailmotala24 жыл бұрын
Or use his plan to defeat her. Something he planned. Greg Rucka sucks
@elfabio82654 жыл бұрын
he has takedown-plans for wonder woman too.
@juniorjunior58844 жыл бұрын
I would rather Batman try to use one of his plans to fight her and lose. One, it'd give both heroes their respect. That would praise Batman for calculating ways to beat her and praise Wonder Woman for figuring him out and coming out on top. Two, it'd serve as a reminder that just because Batman makes plans there's no guarantee they'd work. He works with the Justice League and he isn't the only person paying attention. Why wouldn't the other heroes stay prepared to work around any weaknesses Batman might pick up? Three, it would remind us that neither want to fight each other. Instead of the usual Batman vs Superman debates where the scenarios are screwed so hard that the two have no choice but to fight, this situation isn't necessary. Wonder Woman told Batman to back down and he refused, after a scuffle the two would fight a less humiliating way for Batman to submit.
@stanleyc29784 жыл бұрын
@@rarampz7721 there's a way but in Batman style, he'd need to plan and trick her. He isn't a super strong god like WW.
@generalblaze54884 жыл бұрын
The only reason I can justify the situation of batman having a battle plan for each members is for situation where mind control takes place and he has no choice if he is the last standing which in some episodes has happened before
@JamesJimmaHarding4 жыл бұрын
The Joker Jr scene, nothing worse than your worst enemy turning your surrogate son into a monster and gleefully mocking you over the financial hardship you've enjoyed in your life
@geofft.19594 жыл бұрын
Wonder Woman beating Batman was just foreplay...
@arielfilmsinc19264 жыл бұрын
No it was to sell books
@robertblobert6344 жыл бұрын
A human can’t beat a god you give Batman to much credit he ain’t shit
@stormisuedonym45994 жыл бұрын
@@robertblobert634 A human may not be able to beat up a god, but there's more ways to win than just a fistfight.
@deadpoolregeneratedegenera16834 жыл бұрын
#1: His 1997 film.
@Big_PapaProductions4 жыл бұрын
Poor Batman, you expect him to be so good that he would never feel embarrassed.
@GrayMoe4 жыл бұрын
"Don't humiliate me, bro"- Batman, probably
@dinomonzon74934 жыл бұрын
Not bad. Nice to see Batman taken down a peg or two, given how he's all but usurped Superman as DC's flagship character. Especially when Bane & R'as Al Ghul did it, it was all the more humiliating. Batman's addiction to Venom is more in parallel to Captain America's getting high on 'Ice' in Marvel's Streets of Poison arc.
@timothylewis25274 жыл бұрын
He got outsmarted and beaten up by a 14 year old kid in the build up to Knightfall, too. I'm driving right now but I can tell you which issue of you care. He got a beat down from Prometheus back in like 1997, too. Afterwards he said "Well, that was humbling." * *Detective Comics 654-655* *
@HolyHadou4 жыл бұрын
Clint Eastwood also ended up being humiliated by a chair once. Badasses and chairs seem to not get along.
@pageljazz4 жыл бұрын
Whitney Asante I understood -- and cringed at -- that reference.
@ivanivan7444 жыл бұрын
They might not get along, but a chair’s always got a Badass’ back. Especially when they’re tied together
I would rob a bank for the honor of having Wonder Woman get physical with me.
@dixonb.tweenerlegs42254 жыл бұрын
To this day, I have no idea how Steve Trevor's pelvis is still intact after Wonder Woman banged him
@Raza_244 жыл бұрын
Wonder woman, catwoman, Batgirl, Talia AL ghul, batwoman, supergirl, poison ivy and so on. Dc's got the best chicks.
@HereForTheComments4 жыл бұрын
@@Raza_24 You didn't mention Harley?
@paulajablonka92584 жыл бұрын
@@dixonb.tweenerlegs4225 , true that, poor guy.
@Raza_244 жыл бұрын
@@HereForTheComments my bad, how can I ever forget about her 😂😂
@lostinthestorywithjeremymi93854 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about the Hiketia was Batman causing that poor lady to kill herself after she avenged her sister without him giving a shit about that and Diana not immediately pummeling him for his hatred.
@Zethonring234 жыл бұрын
#1: "Hi freeze, I'm Batman."
@TheDeadman4194 жыл бұрын
Whoever wrote the Batman vs Wonder Woman fight was an idiot. It's one thing to say Batman can get away with fighting Superman with kryptonite. Sure, a small chunk of it shouldn't actually be able to hurt Supes as much as it does when they fight, because in the past Superman has endured way more than that, but you can get away with it. But fighting someone who is almost as strong as Superman, and has no specific weaknesses to any substance you can just pull out of your pocket? Batman's smart enough to realize there's no winning a fight like that. Not for a human with no powers.
@Batkenpre4 жыл бұрын
I know right lol
@leonardvole97604 жыл бұрын
That “idiot,” is Greg Rucka, who’s not only one of the best Wonder Woman writers out there, but among the best Batman. Like, Dennis O’Neil good. WhatCulture did not give any context as to why they were fighting, what was at stake, or why Batman started to go along with the Hiketeia practice. It basically broke Wonder Woman from her bonds she was forced to make with a killer and made her question her perspective on justice. Definitely check out the book, it’s one of the best individual issues out there and one of the best hero vs hero fight.
@Dragonborn39814 жыл бұрын
Dude hes the goddamned batman he will find a way to beat anybody
@TheDeadman4194 жыл бұрын
@@Dragonborn3981 you've immediately lost all credibility with that sentence
@Dragonborn39814 жыл бұрын
@@TheDeadman419 cool but I didnt ask 👌👌
@nolastname4 жыл бұрын
The Hiketeia is one of the best Wonder Woman comicbook ever. A great read.
@dramaturge2314 жыл бұрын
“Bastion of badassery” 👍🏿
@Anubis-xk4ht4 жыл бұрын
Guts is more badass than him
@アクセル-d4v3 жыл бұрын
@@Anubis-xk4ht Do you mean Guts from Beserk
@juniorjunior58844 жыл бұрын
I would rather Batman try to use one of his plans in the Wonder Woman fight and still lose. One, it'd give both heroes their respect. That would praise Batman for calculating ways to beat her and praise Wonder Woman for figuring him out and coming out on top. Two, it'd serve as a reminder that just because Batman makes plans there's no guarantee they'd work. He works with the Justice League and he isn't the only person paying attention. Why wouldn't the other heroes stay prepared to work around any weaknesses Batman might pick up? Three, it would remind us that neither want to fight each other. Instead of the usual Batman vs Superman debates where the scenarios are screwed so hard that the two have no choice but to fight, this situation isn't necessary. Wonder Woman told Batman to back down and he refused, after a scuffle Batman can submit in a less humiliating way.
@nearlynormel82423 жыл бұрын
Well that's kind of what happens in the hiketeia. Batman's plan was to submit like that because the woman diana was protecting was bound to her under the hiketeia oath. Him submitting like that was a tactical choice because he was trying to invoke the same oath and force her to stop attacking him. Really what does batman was that he refused to listen and didn't take the ancient rite seriously.
@deshawnedwards64124 жыл бұрын
Top Times The Joker Was Humiliated.
@TevyaSmolka4 жыл бұрын
Batman being defeated by a chair in darkside war was really weird but then again it was during dcyou era where jim Gordon was batman in his own series.
@thegreatjay12454 жыл бұрын
Ten times the joker was humiliated
@adam1984pl4 жыл бұрын
0:32 Trippy Batman colors. 0:42 Ganja plant.
@kcollier21924 жыл бұрын
Dancing the Batusi on the old 1960's TV show has to mentioned (and watched) at least once...
@HovektheArtist4 жыл бұрын
Fun fact bruce lee taught that dance to adam west and burt ward
@tacarat4 жыл бұрын
Ummm... Venom came before Bane. The comic implies that Batman didn't know what would happen as juiced up Batman declines to read a book he ordered regarding steroids.
@jmgfx41612 жыл бұрын
When you said chair, I thought the story would've gone he didn't see a chair, tripped and almost broke his neck falling. Somehow I feel that would be a fitting death for Batman.
@cheshirekat82733 жыл бұрын
Tim Drake: Tim is a genius with a special talent to see patterns where no one else can. The story would've deserved to be updated, definitely. It's a shame DC chose to (virtually) shelve and depower him, instead.
@mostafaghaly33384 жыл бұрын
After all this I'm still love batman He was just a victim of bad writing
@batsy24884 жыл бұрын
EXACTLY
@Chandasouk4 жыл бұрын
Hiketeia was a crazy story. I think Snyder's Year Zero was an entire act of him getting beat up lol
@PasticheofSkin4 жыл бұрын
Is it crazy good or just crazy cause I've always meant to read it
@Chandasouk4 жыл бұрын
@@PasticheofSkin I'd say it's pretty good. Was part of Rucka's initial run on Wonder Woman and she is sworn to protect a fugitive on the run due to an oath. Batman is also pursuing that person and they clash. It's not really a Bats vs WW book but a small part was that conflict.
@koal1054 жыл бұрын
I wish I didn’t watch this.
@batsy24884 жыл бұрын
sammmeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
@jhboob4 жыл бұрын
Flashing the Bat credit card.
@ifrozemyselfinafridge33593 жыл бұрын
the thumbnail for this made me think amy rose stepped on batmans head
@Ragamuffin-Guesses-cgc-grades4 жыл бұрын
I do not acknowledge the events of the widening gyre.
@mattlutton10354 жыл бұрын
Damn right for somebody who claims to love batman Kevin Smith just shit all over him
@hassanawdi37933 жыл бұрын
At least it is not a normal chair like I thought 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@Ya_Mosura4 жыл бұрын
All-Star is so ott insane it's good.
@fredfuchs75253 жыл бұрын
So it's not Batman being humiliated it's the writers
@sirrealgaming69134 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the Tower of Baby storyline Quite a storyline that is Such story Much line
@palpalpalpalpalq Жыл бұрын
As a standalone comic, I kinda enjoyed All-Star Batman and Robin.
@gundanium31263 жыл бұрын
Tim Drake was about 13-14 during Knightfall...ya you do not make a kid this age responsible for Gotham.
@cyrax944 жыл бұрын
6:02 = Femdom fetish
@mattlutton10354 жыл бұрын
How is that coward behavior? That is a genius tactical move
@thriddoctor4 жыл бұрын
The Joker has beaten Batman in fist fights several times.
@superkal-el4 жыл бұрын
No
@progold7607 Жыл бұрын
3:55 I hope that got reckoned
@omarlawrence52394 жыл бұрын
Lol. Badassery.
@funlover42074 жыл бұрын
U think Batman being saved by Joker is humiliating? Batman was once saved by the Penguin... By Penguin's former henchman!!!!!
@troymilanharrison20234 жыл бұрын
Hmm, I wonder who this channel’s favourite fictional character is????
@BeardedTurtle4 жыл бұрын
You guys should add a reading list in the description with the stories/issues the moments come from, because it would be great to read some of these moments. (I am aware a few of the series are mentioned in the video itself but a handy reading list would be grand!)
@smhgaming32594 жыл бұрын
Bane breaking his back was always number 1
@Brianna-eo8nu4 жыл бұрын
I’m kinkshaming who ever choose that thumbnail for this list.
@blablabla555554 жыл бұрын
May be kinkshaming is your kink?
@porobotboyxxx4 жыл бұрын
Batman told Ted Kord that he was building Brother Eye, Ted even helped him make it. Though in the end, Ted did come around and told Batman, realizing it's a bad idea.
@mechanwhal65902 жыл бұрын
I saw the thumbnail, and for some reason thought that was Sonic’s shoe.
@Cliffjumper4 жыл бұрын
That thumbnail looks like Batman got beat by Amy Rose.
@flyacow4 жыл бұрын
It's not that hard to grow a full beard In 30 days what's so amazing about that. I've done it many times.
@joeahern89604 жыл бұрын
I didn’t know batman actually pissed himself
@hydrolito4 жыл бұрын
Batman was defeated by Hangman before with wrestling using no weapons except his body. He was also beaten by Charles Brown also called Kite Man, which would just be a grown up Charlie Brown that was lousy at flying kites.
@janahudeckova69754 жыл бұрын
0:17 Batman's greatest boner on the newspaper, LOL!!!
@theHedgex14 жыл бұрын
By a chair?.. ouch.
@the4thtribe7094 жыл бұрын
Batman don’t feel bad about the chair thing it’s happened to me several times after getting off of work and sitting in my recliner it is very hard to get out of those damn chairs
@comic_food_guy3 жыл бұрын
Genius creates rogue AI, never heard of that one before...
@Psycho-Thinker4 жыл бұрын
Check out Batman #541 page 20: I remember reading this issue as a kid I loved how the Spectre grew giant and held batman in his hand he could completely envelope and overpower Batman if he so desired. Batman is the main hero but he is still helpless and weak against the Spectre. Batman also said "Your power to crush me I respect and even fear" I liked The Spectre's power also Batman is weak and helpless in his hand in a whim he can crush him and end his future only by using his fingers that are around Batman He defeated Batman easily and eventually succeeded in his goal in the end.
@johnphillips22043 жыл бұрын
thumbnail: a female pinning batman down with her foot views: stonks
@Icebergeification4 жыл бұрын
His biggest embarrassment by far is Damian
@chinyereugwu94313 жыл бұрын
Yep which is why after Talia killed Damian Bruce responded by making out with her. He was that grateful but then Bruce had a brain malfunction and brought Damian back to life.
@thesailormercury24 жыл бұрын
batman is enjoying this a little to much at 5:50 .
@tempestuous44282 жыл бұрын
The mouth from 0:57
@LAZERAK47V23 жыл бұрын
Real question though: Is Tim Drake discovering Batman's identity embarrassing for Batman, or for everyone else? Can you imagine how the Riddler would react if he discovered Tim Drake beat him to it?
@jesusriced4 жыл бұрын
Dude said tower of baybull
@Anaken124 жыл бұрын
I don’t think any of this is embarrassing. Other than giving the mantle to a guy he barely knew. That was stupid. But making for Diana’s mercy wasn’t cowardly it was manipulative. He’s human. When he can’t overcome physically he overcomes through manipulation. And nine times out of 10 it works.
@ElenaRevely4 жыл бұрын
Bat Shark Repellent. I rest my case.
@ajd23932 жыл бұрын
Why was the superman one removed?
@papuleabdulrahman87034 жыл бұрын
I want to start reading comics but I don't know which to start with. Do u guys can recommend me some?
@WinchesterxNL4 жыл бұрын
Batman: Year One is a really nice storyline to begin with. You can often find plenty of comics, ask around like you're doing now. Find out which comics interests you, what issues might be connected with one another. It might seem very daunting, but I promise that in the end, it really isn't all that bad.
@papuleabdulrahman87034 жыл бұрын
@@WinchesterxNL thank you I'll give it a try
@sheadoherty74344 жыл бұрын
Batman year one, killing joke, dark knight returns
@thatdood93034 жыл бұрын
Pretty crappy of Batman to have trust issues with heroes, when he’s actually way more dangerous
@Vogalos4 жыл бұрын
Yea pretty crappy to have plans to neutralise beings that can demolish a skyscraper by blowing air with their mouth.
@thatdood93034 жыл бұрын
Fredrik Noresund exactly!
@spacepenguins89393 жыл бұрын
@@Vogalos his plans would be all good if they didn’t keep getting stolen
@mr.siloniouskitizo11504 жыл бұрын
That's some thumbnail, looks like Amy Rose took him down
@ZRtheHedgehog774 жыл бұрын
Did batman ever got off that super chair?
@civilwildman4 жыл бұрын
I'm calling it: One of them (if not #1) was when Bane broke Batman's back.
@civilwildman4 жыл бұрын
Well, I was right on it being on the list, just wasn't sure where on the roster.
@trashsombra27934 жыл бұрын
i am the god dam bat man
@thenarutochannel9464 жыл бұрын
why does the thumbnail look like Amy's shoe is on Batman's head?
@sushicat14 жыл бұрын
Fav bit at 7:18
@lauriecatena56762 жыл бұрын
At :56 what comic is that from?
@Sonic629204 жыл бұрын
ngl I thought he was being stepped on by Amy Rose in the thumbnail for a sec
@GBglide4 жыл бұрын
I saw Wonder Woman's boot in the thumbnail, It looks like Amy Rose's! :P
@YingyangBs4 жыл бұрын
Badman Movie😂
@anonymousdinosaur6052 жыл бұрын
All Batman fans know that deep down Bruce Wayne is a total weirdo. .... Like Superman's an alien but at least he's like a normal dude.
@igitaq4 жыл бұрын
He thought of the bite him in the a&# joke at some point and knew he had to use it. The rest of the video came after that.
@avenkelley49074 жыл бұрын
Technically batman left the justice league
@Mistychan3 жыл бұрын
What comic is 0:05 from?
@iChimbo4 жыл бұрын
Batmans 60 versión, Batman Forever, Batman And Robin....
@PasticheofSkin4 жыл бұрын
Thumbnail from 'Hiteika'??? I never got to read that :(
@GeekishGamer974 жыл бұрын
Can't say piss? 3:54
@buddhagramin4 жыл бұрын
Ok Tim did not embarrass Batman he is an incredible detective almost on par with Batman that's why he hold a special place in Bruce's heart
@chinyereugwu94313 жыл бұрын
Tim isn't on par with Batman. Tim figuring out batman identity didn't humiliate him. I agree however him saying that Batman needs Robin to stop him from going too far humiliates and undermines batman. This is why DC retconed that in All Star Batman and Metal
@spacepenguins89393 жыл бұрын
@@chinyereugwu9431 I’d say Tim is pretty close to Bruce in Detective work, Bruce himself said he’d surpass him one day
@hydrolito4 жыл бұрын
How is there enough room for Tony Stark to fit his head in that helmet and why isn't there any room for padding? Hitting head against a steel helmet could even kill him.
@dangelopatten624 жыл бұрын
Don’t you ever disrespect the Dark Knight again only disrespect Bruce Wayne
@Dylln_s3 жыл бұрын
Batman saying retarded just don't feel right
@oldmanshinji96624 жыл бұрын
What about that time when he dropped a batarang at arkham asylum shower?