10 Types of Drill Sergeants in the Army!

[@shitburd]

We had a Drill Sergeant that never took off his sunglasses. It was for three reasons 1. You never knew exactly where he was looking 2. It was intimidating 3. So he could sleep whenever

[@txl43n]

that's scary as shit

[@woah.montana]

Joseph Burgis sounds like PC Principal lol

[@flacobandz5324]

Joseph Burgis Damn

[@thefrenchbaldeagle3138]

See In Inn Everybody calp your hands

[@Javier.Escuellaa]

Those sunglasses are against regulation

[@rickymalloy5405]

My favorite wasn't listed. The Ninja Sergeant. Average height and a build that couldn't be missed. Though has the ability to enter a platoon Bay and go from one end to the other without being seen.

[@Mandilore89]

Oh my god! I remember we had one like that too! The DS has some chairs in the "Kill zone" and he snuck in and he started yelling out "NO AT EASE HUH!? while already sitting in the chair. No one noticed him walk in! I remember thinking "Oh shit..."

[@VyktriBell]

Ricky Malloy bro we had one like that too we were bullshiting around because it was Sunday and he made it halfway before we even saw him and made it 5 more feet before we called at ease, we actually had a nickname for him it was The Ghost

[@dasjuggernaut1]

Ricky Malloy thats me, 6'4" 240 lb, and they never see me coming

[@AbiiSlays]

Poor males, happened to them all the time. DS Higgins (everyone, both pvts and DS' loved to call him Lord Higgins) was probably around 5'7", and he always walked into the male bays unnoticed. No one would call at ease until he made it across the bay undetected or just stood in the middle of the floor haha is females always heard stories about him.

[@D3cayingDusk]

So fucking true. We got one of those here at lost in the woods. Week 16 and drill Sergeant can still scare that shit outta us on fireguard

[@spaceiguana5066]

Nighthawk was always my favorite. Every night at 0200 I did fireguard when I was doing basic in 2010. He'd just stare us down, say "out-fucking-standing, carry on," and go back to his office to watch Spongebob.

[@TheLockbeard]

Space Iguana 😂😂 Spongebob 😂😂

[@frozennumb69]

Every night?

[@jessea4438]

I like this guy lol (no homo)

[@tylerjohn678]

When my girlfriend’s dad was in boot camp one of the Drill instructors told everyone “Whoever wants to hit me go ahead” so this PVT goes and hits him. He said the DI just looked at him with the sharp eye contact and threw one punch knocking the PVT down and out. He (her dad) went to go help him back up when the DI looked at him and said “Don’t even help him let him lay there he’ll wake up sometime”

[@jessea4438]

There is a classic saying: "DON'T FUCKING HIT THE DI!"

[@Drip46]

There was a trainee back in early 2013 that actually had the balls to punch the DS hahaha he got lit up by all of the drill sergeants, had to get tazed by the MPs and was sent to jail

[@brandonbrown7674]

I'm a fan man and I'm going to basic in a month and I love your video there are very helpful

[@caliguy3081]

+brandon brown how was basics brotha

[@UgandanAirForce]

he's unresponsive

[@BeastMode-nm5wr]

That's some pog shit at benning ds scared the fuck out of you and they didn't even have to say a word. We were more concentrated on not fucking up than trying to hit a ds

[@devangiese4194]

Hey Brandon how was it?

[@clowncity1]

No the worse Grim is when he smiles and says "It's okay." then walks away....It is never okay... doing "Around the world at 0300"

[@ddrght12345]

This right here! "Dont worry about it, private... *deep smile*" was ALWAYS more terrifying than "you fucked up".

[@bizzarrogeorge]

Brandon Roman our "grim" was the senior drill sergeant. we pissed him off one day, and he did what you said, played coy, acted like it was not going to be met with repercussions. he formed us up to March to chow, told us it was spaghetti day. told us as a reward for our hard work, he is allowing us two servings each, rolls , desert, and all the time we need to eat it. he even tricked is by singing "hey, Josephine" which is his good mood cadence. he walked around the chow hall asking us if it tasted good, and encouraged us to get more food. it was all so surreal. could he really be extra happy with us, even after we f$#@ed up earlier? when chow was over, our bellies were bursting, and the pasta, rolls, and cake were expanding in our guys. he "hey, Josephine"'d our asses away from the chow hall and back to the platoon bay, where he immediately smoked the ever loving s@#t out of us, soldiers vomiting , doing pushups and flutterkicks lying in it , as he screamed at us about how pissed off he was for what we did earlier. and then, vomit soaked and cramped up, he had one of the other drills take us out for a run. when we got back, our barracks were tossed , and the games began anew. this was at benning, d3/32 late 92. ahh, the good times!

[@clowncity1]

bizzarrogeorge Oh no I was at Benning and We knew never eat the cakes or any of that the DS would be sitting at their tables pretending not to look but if you look closely they had always one eye on that area, if we touched it we would have to "burn off" those cals.

[@bizzarrogeorge]

Brandon Roman we had slightly different rules at the time. All deserts and coffee were off limits until you could score in the 90 percentile on your pt test. I was one of the few in my platoon that did. I still figured it was a mind game so I didn't partake in the rewards until the day I pulled kp. I was with the kitchen staff, and when they told me to break for lunch, I figured, hell, I'm the only sorry sack here, I'm gonna get a cake and coffee. One of the drills from another outfit saw me and was all over my ass. When he asked why and I told him about the 90% thing, he didn't believe it. I told him what unit I was in, who I was, and who my senior drill was. He said he was going to verify this when they got back from the range, and if I'm not telling the truth, I'm in for some sh$t. He went away, I threw the rest of my coffee and half the square piece of cake in the trash, and decided I'm not even going to bother taking advantage of my reward anymore after that.

[@spc4brownie]

That sent shivers down my spine. "It's ok Private" I was on sick call and sent to the DFAC instead of morning PT. I was the bigger soldier who was always getting shit for being fat. I understood why. But anyways these other sick call sappers in front of me grabbed cottage cheese and a fruit cup. Forbidden items I stopped even looking at ( I was dropped so many times in line for looking at it previously ) I looked around and ended up grabbing both items. I ate my regular breakfast and then grabbed the bowl of cottage cheese. My senior Drill SGT walks in and stops on a dime. He smiles from ear to ear and walks over to the table. He sat across from me and told me to go ahead and eat it. He smiled with the darkest most sadistic look in his eyes. My stomach was churning and I held back trembling as I ate. When I was about to walk outside he grabbed me by the shoulder and looked me deep in the eyes and told me "It's ok Private" I about shit my pants and I never went to sick call again. Long story short he forgot or got some good pussy and forgave me. Either way I was terrified for the rest of the cycle.

[@multimeter2859]

Type #10 makes it all worth it.

[@Mortablunt]

It's 4 fucking am, you're carrying a ruck that's 300 pounds, your gun somehow has gained an extra 50 since you picked it up, you've not fed nor watered since breakfast. Then your Commissar say to all av you: "We are all tired here. You're tired. I'm tired. But we will not sleep here. If I can do this, you can do this. You've gone 15 miles today. It's only 5 more to the end. Move!" That moment when you realize "I can do this."

[@joshhumphrey6560]

and then you magically go another 15 miles instead of 5

[@ralphzamora7013]

DS collins

[@spicypancakeproductions5057]

DS Risher, Charlie Co. 2-48 INF REG, 3rd Chem Brigade Ft Leonardwood. Never have I seen a man who loved his job more than DS Risher.

[@wil2j72]

I went through basic 25 years ago and I still remember PVT Elliot getting the hell tapped out of his forehead with one of those "brown rounds". What did PVT Elliot do you ask? Sneezed right in drill SGT's face. We never saw PVT Elliot again.

[@TedBronson1918]

When I went through the Drill Sgt's were putting their campaign hats in some kind of press in between wearings and also put some kind of spray on them. The brims were harder than hell when they removed them from the press to wear. They also didn't aim to hit us in the forehead. They aimed for the bridge of the nose and it was painful enough that it made your eyes water.

[@grunt2926]

Our instrucors flat out knocked us down. The 1 arm length rule was taken Litteraly I guess lol

[@theyetti90]

🤣

[@ENGAGE_AUTO_GROUP]

"you just fucked up private" LMFAOO DEAD.

[@russianqueen13]

+Anthony Misakian it was the undertakers music that killed me!!

[@amandabohn7697]

russianqueen13 haha his facial expressions had me laughing.

[@winddmmy]

you must be out of your miletary mind pvt.

[@Yahiko25]

Imagine the Undertaker as your drill sergeant.... I would piss my pants before he looks at me.

[@chrismc410]

Yahiko25 I thought he pretty much WAS the drill sergeant of the locker room and the ring

[@NA-du5vm]

I had the NightHawk (SF Master Parachutist Combat Infantry Ranger); he was standing behind the door while we all ran up to change from PT uniforms to BDUs and as we all know walk don't run unless it's PT, when I came running up we made eye contact and my heart fucking dropped, he slowly walked from behind the door and casually said "Drop"..lol I shit you not when he walks on the tile floors his combat boots makes little no sound. Probably the most badass guy I ever met in my life, Drill Sgt. Kirkley.

[@nick8874]

I had the GRIM...he never yelled...ever...and only spoke softly.. and his cadances he would do would give you nightmares.

[@ThinkPIONEERing]

1) Gesture Chester - the hand gesture guy 2) The Pack - the group that fucks wit you 3) Alpha - scariest guy alive 4) The Killer - dont hit ‘em and DO NOT REACT 5) The Expert - the human operating manual 6) The Coddler - the closest thing to your mommy 7) The Grim - just dont fuck up around this guy.. 8) The Faucet - spits when he yells at you 9) Nighthawk - sneaky vampire 10) The Motivator - OFF YOUR ASS PRIVATE!!!

[@Quaswagga]

I had 1 drill sergeant that fit most of those descriptions by himself.

[@spicypancakeproductions5057]

DS Split?

[@michaelwriting]

We had a DS who came from cav scouts. The guy likely had a serious anger disorder. Even the supply specialist said most of the DS's are putting on a show, but that other guy scared him.

[@JoeRezac005]

"You won't do it. You won't" -Oh yea? I'm a man! I'm tough! "You just f***ked up, private." -Oh n-...

[@xxP1ST0LER0xx]

It would be funny if "The Faucet" sprayed you when he was talking and you say "ahh sir friendly fire sir!"

[@storytimewithbubba2338]

He or she would snap your neck

[@CommonCent]

Elizabeth Bennet shhh, just let it happen 😏

[@strangeonexd4776]

In the Air Force we call our Military Training Instructors sir/ma'am. Weirdest fucking thing. Especially when we have an AFI that specifically states that custom is for officers specifically.

[@ACombatVeteran]

I'll be going live tonight to answer your questions.

[@1LON3WLF]

+A Combat Veteran phone calls?? lol

[@omarlopez7982]

+A Combat Veteran what time?

[@tommyatkins2527]

Could you. Do differences between British army and us army. On a American point of view Please.

[@firefighter2699]

Hey I'm going through the enlistment process for the air force, I take my asvab Monday, everybody I speak to says join the air force, including my mom, who is an army veteran, she was stationed in Korea, what's your opinion? I want to do something in aviation, so that's why I feel like the air force is better for me, would love to hear y'all's opinions

[@tommyatkins2527]

mark will yeah try aircraft maintenance then when you come out you have a trade x

[@robertbullard3324]

You should add "The Boomer". Had a DI with a really deep voice, also 270lbs of solid muscle, And could really get loud. Loud enough where a 155mm canon would go Shhh.. Dude you're too loud.

[@Lock42700]

That's a drill instructor not a drill Sargent

[@vodwuar6]

+Robert Bullard yea, what lock42700 said, DI's are the marines. army has Drill Sargents

[@robertbullard3324]

Don't care. I was tired when I wrote it.

[@Rogue_Nine416]

+Lock42700 DIs and DSs are the same.

[@Lock42700]

+Fi Skirata (Zach) Pssst tell to one of them and see what happens

[@nicks9828]

#10 is real as fuck

[@erdami2161]

As a Drill Sergeant, I must say...OUT FUCKING STANDING!

[@celestialskies3012]

You just fucked up private! Dead, hahahahahaha!

[@BigOSnackary]

Celestial Skies I couldn’t breathe when that happened

[@bulldog0404]

10 Types of 1SG's

[@andrewwatson3866]

the grim was my senior drill in basic. he was a short Filipino.

[@DocTorEvilKitty]

it's the short ones you need to watch out for! I had a female D.S. who was five foot nothing that was also our Alpha Grimm. She was one scary ass ball of a nightmare! and I respected her the most. when it needed to be real, she got real with us and told us straight up how the Army works and how to survive it.

[@brickphone2405]

And in the shower. . . [Molestation Memory Intensifies]

[@Sister_Zhavia_Israel]

Lol

[@mgkv3519]

They shower together

[@tassolovesar15s]

Jeremy Edwards Yes for real.

[@jackboy2985]

i had drill sergeants that pt'd the company at 3 a.m. so bad that the Sgt. Major. came and smoke all they asses for almost killing everyone

[@TXejas19]

Jack Boy that sounds brutal!

[@steelwarrior105]

Don't f with Sgt. Major

[@Jake-ui4wz]

Sounds weird normally a sgt major would encourage that

[@Helo1able]

Jack Boy: I call Bravo Sierra! One... Anyone who spent a month in the Army knows how to write SGM. Second... Any smoking, as you put it done to any DS wouldn't be known by the recruits/trainees, and it would be paper not PT! And somewhere in there a 1SG got nailed too? LMAO! We all know shit runs up hill before it comes back. And P.S. If you're lost to the Bravo Sierra statement... I'm calling Bull Shit on your story. Holes all over it.... Some SSG's and a SFC yanking your ass out of the rack to do PT in the dark is standard operating procedures for a group of screw ups. And, if out of the normal training regimen would have been discussed and approved before hand. Just as we had the Mid-Night club for those individuals who were not physically up to standard. Trust me... They were smoked every night till they were. Edit: Spelling correction.

[@daveperala4723]

I just discovered your videos, and I must say, I enjoy them. I wasn't in the Army, Navy for 9 years, but I remember those same type of DI's {SEALS} from when I was in 79 - 87. "Got a loose thread there Recruit? Let me help you." Sumbitch pulled a knife so fast nobody saw where it came from and CUT the offending button off. I swear, guy never even blinked. Also, my instructors from AT were for the most part Nam era Marine Corps vets. If you had THE GUNNY for a Instructor, you walked like a Marine, talked like a Marine, ran like a Marine [HIS Marines didn't walk anywhere, they ran], PT'd like a Marine, and damn well better be able to shoot like a Marine. Sure I qualed in Boot, but still had to re-shoot to his standards. 30 damn degrees in New Jersey and we're out on the rifle range. None of this Microsoft video crap for us. As I said, not an Army combat vet, Beirut Oct 83 for me, but still a vet.

[@SabotSender]

Number 7 is absolutely fucking TERRIFYING. But hell, you pulled that off perfectly, even with the Undertaker music. lmao

[@anonanonymous1988]

I had a nighthawk show up while I was on fireguard once. He was silent. I didn't notice him standing right behind me until I turned around and he was right there in my face.

[@JohnH20111]

they move like the Undertaker, don't they ???

[@revanimperium]

I am atleast 80% certain Mark Calloway trained all the grim nighthawk drill sergeants.

[@theindooroutdoorsman]

These were great, but I'm glad the channel evolved into what it is today.

[@bradleymusinski3267]

Nighthawk: Reminds me of a time when me and my battle were pulling fireguard. I decided to go clean the latrines. A few minutes have past and I looked into the mirror and my DS scared me shitless.

[@steelrarebit7387]

I had the Phantom, he was a sniper and no matter if you were in a 5 mile clearing, he always appeared out of nowhere. Had the Country Boy, PT Stud and a Real Killer. Country Boy was so country that when he walked into chow hall and did a turkey call. We'd all have to make turkey noises. PT Stud or Lady Killer was responsible for getting us into shape so we could slay the ladies. Real Killer, jeezus. This was our Senior and he walked softly, just the look in his eyes would motivate you and in his career he had been blown up 17 times but survived enough to stitch the enemies. Good times.

[@mannequinfukr]

I'd have a feeling I'd have 1 or 7 or one that's basically a ghost, he's not around when you look, but the second you fuck up, he is like inches away from you

[@mannequinfukr]

forgot to mention. my dad had a combination of the pack and the faucet. when a person got smoked bad, they had one ds yell at the person, and when one ds got done, another took his place (there was 3 or 4). they'd also have their heads shaking to where the brim of their hats are hitting your forehead and instead of spit hitting your bottom lip, the spit was everywhere on your face

[@muricangator3139]

"you just fucked up private" 😂😂😂

[@iamthehighground5942]

I can't stop staring at your teeth. they're so goddamn.... WHITE AND SPARKLY THAT THEY ARE THE BRIGHTEST THING ON THE SCREEN. Great videos by the way.

[@teddy8956]

Combat Veteran, I love your content and it entertains me every time. I can't go a day without watching a comedic army video, and yours are the funniest. Thank you for doing what you do, and keep it going.

[@MaysFavFootballVids]

Bruh the nighthawk is real!!!!! I had so many of those mofos in my basic training....

[@JohnH20111]

they all moved like the Undertaker when walking through the barracks, didn't they ???

[@Saddaddy]

most of my drill sergeants were loud as fuck. but sometimes, when they got quiet, you knew shit hit the fan for you.

[@TofuTheTrashFox]

Man, I had this one DI in the Marines, Sgt. Marzio. He knew how to get the platoon motivated... Never did drill better without him.

[@patrickrogers02]

Hey man, I really enjoy your videos. Thank you for your service, and please keep these videos coming. They are hilarious!!

[@darthnihilus3447]

my senior was the Alpha. Dude had me at front leaning rest as soon as I stepped out the bay because it looked like I was running when I was walking fast

[@armyretguy7365]

You left out the Discourager. Back in 97 when I was at Benning we had a DS that would constantly tell us, “You’re all just body bags waiting to be filled!” He would come up and be like, “What the F**k private! Do push ups body bag!” I wonder if he ever actually got a CIB? :/ Got mine, still alive... I think... *checks for pulse*

[@TgBananaX4REAL]

My dad told me a story about how he was on an aircraft carrier for Navy ROTC. He said he saw a mattress fly out of the barracks and a private run down the stairs grabbing his shit while three drill sergeants are in his face. My only thought to "you just fucked up private"

[@borel2016]

"I heard your eyeballs move"

[@darthportus]

Grim: *You just fucked up private* "It was at this moment that private knew.........He fucked up."

[@timothyhaskell8262]

Thank you for making all of these videos. I truly appreciate the work and effort that you put into them. Great Job.

[@Cobra-six]

"When you realize, you're right where you're supposed to be. " HOOAH!!! Without a doubt. Love it. Miss it every day since I retired in '98.

[@G.D.Martin]

I think I had elements of all 10 when I was on the trail. After about the 3rd cycle I just started to become more comfortable and was just myself. I stopped yelling as much and just concentrated on just taking care of my privates getting them through the training and just trying to drop some knowledge that would be beneficial in the event they actually deployed which was most of them

[@killaforniaburrito1724]

The mopping scene thoo!!!

[@johnrodriguez7742]

Sergeant Drew Hernandez, US Army: Thank You for Your Service, and, Thanks Again for Your videos. Hooah!!🇺🇸🦅🗽🔫

[@nickgarcia103]

Nighthawk had me on the floor crying!!! 😂

[@pizzamedic8389]

Knowing a former drill Sargent who got his commission and became an officer in the military police corps, he was a motivator. Ssg Donaldson was a marine DI that I had in MYCA. He was definitely a motivator. I respect both of those men and all who earn the campaign cover

[@travelingspartan2035]

Was pretty surreal having a DS show us this during Basic. He kept pausing it to ask which of them in our company matched each stereotype. He himself was mostly a blend of #5 and #10.

[@MikeKokoschka]

Basic Training without a Drill sergeant spitting on your face is not a Real Basic Training.

[@wylainsomerelia7819]

it seems like a lot of the reddit army community dislikes you. I'm an active part of that community but i still enjoy your videos. I was wondering how many of your peers and leadership like your videos out of the whole? do any say they dislike them, do any get offended? Any answer appreciated

[@ACombatVeteran]

+wylain somerelia Reddit? That's new. I stopped caring about who accepts it and who doesn't and that's what has been my key to communicate with Veterans that understand. I haven't had a battle buddy or leadership come forward with anything negative to say. In fact, they applaud it, as do the leaders I see on my Facebook page. I'll always have Veterans talking shit. I've had it since the first video. I don't entertain that kind of feedback.

[@marklalonde4713]

+A Combat Veteran I wouldn't take it personally. Everyone is Army loves to talk shit. It's probably the number one conversation topic in Army. If I had a dollar for every time I said "This is bullshit" I would've moved out the barracks, because I'd earn as much as BAH pays out.

[@britbong1457]

Anyone in the military who makes these sorts of videos gets shit. It comes across like he's showing off to civilians most military guys don't make a big deal of their military career.

[@Eli-ns5uw]

The r/army is awful i'm done posting anything there. it's a bunch of crusty guys who have the anger management skills of a 4 year old. I still respect everyone serving and who has served.

[@wottle-b335]

+OsamaBinWeavel The3rd thats completely true, neither my dad or brother brag, they just shut idiots up who think theyre badass

[@xilfxhavoc74x75]

We had a Drill that we called Superman. In formation and someone fucked up and he was looking out the second story window. He opened the window and yelled at the guy and got on the ledge jumped off and Ranger rolled took 4 steps and proceeded to smoke the guy. (that was before stress cards)... no one fucked up for about two weeks after that.

[@attackhelicopter7403]

A lil tip from a former drill sgt. We are all the same, we adapt accordingly to every situation with every kind of behaviour you listed in this video. And if we feel funny on a special day, we mix it up and go hunting in packs with different behaviours against one recruit. The good old days...

[@phawley01]

My drill sergeant was SGT Carter. He could sing and project his voice so all could hear. He was definitely the motivator.

[@bayoustormryder3823]

My dad was a DI at Fort Knox in the late 80's. If a private get caught messing up. My dad will say grab your battle, gas mask, 2 canteens and met me outside. Because it's about get hot.

[@courtneyoetting7799]

You brighten my day each week. Thank you for each video you put out.

[@ozarius420]

Man during black phase (at fort Leonard Wood) and i was on the verge of getting recycled. I shit you not i had a drill sergeant run about a quarter mile with me (he was in full ocps also) and ran right behind me the whole time until I crossed my finish point. I passed by 2 seconds....

[@pauls7154]

That’s the kind you die for.

[@kalumgarcia5656]

"hey privates! why don't you do some battle buddy snow angels!!!" My DS's at Leonardwood were characters.

[@dixbeninner3006]

Less Red Bull brother,Yusha and yourself are doing a outstanding job with your briefing.👍Thanks

[@lashonearl6548]

I had drills sergeants like these for real tho!!!!!! We had fire watch for guard duty!!! Our guard duty in AIT was called fire watch…all night guard duty. 😂😂😂😂😂 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@zandiskoul]

My cycle choked out 2 DS and made a 3rd cry. Charlie Rock, "cant smoke these rocks, go home crack sargent". No painting a bay floor for army pride in my platoon. 1 big black square for us criminals who aint talking or touchin anyone anymore, no combatives week. We used the range as an opportunity to fist fight since DS are to busy and sure enough 1 ACH to no ACH head = staples and MPs. The whole platoon smoked cigs pissin of the DS and 1 clown even took a DS newports... On the ONLY Ar15 they gave anyone in my platoon: they took 420 dollars from a soldier who bought a newport from the thief that got caught and ratted his friends. The DS called him smokey for 3 week and always offered him a cig for another 420$ no paperwork this time LMAO everytime and we always gt roasted somewhere. The soldier stood his ground and said "he wouldnt do it again but it was 420$ well spent for a once in a lifetime experience" 😂😂😂

[@c.g.bowyer4286]

My favorite 10 types video you have made so far🇺🇸

[@davidbeckley3984]

I love the end of this video. Drew is on point.

[@dansmith1274]

Thank you for making this video. I needed to remember those times today especially. Well done keep it up.

[@rogerkomula4737]

I remember mine from 1980 like it was yesterday. Btw, it was at Ft. Knox when they filmed Stripes, and no, we didn't get to be extras.

[@makeitcook1971]

DUDE! You are the funniest guy and 100% spot on! I have been laughing all video simply because I have seen EVERY SINGLE ONE of those! Fuckin' Awesome. Keep it up.

[@thalanoshutto8348]

That last one meant a lot to me. Made me happy and hopeful for the command I'd get in the future. But hey I'm in the Nat Guard and most NCOs in my unit don't care much more than the 8 year+ E4s hanging around.

[@jsalaska2854]

Nighthawk: he came in one night between 1 and 2 am walked along the wall behind the bunks, came up behind me while I was mopping and whispered into my ear. Creepy bastard but ya gotta love them.

[@sr7312]

You forgot the "I don't even like myself, and I sure as hell hate recruits" guy. This individual was also likely to be stealing the 2 tabs of Vicodin you get after your wisdom teeth are pulled.

[@stephanokidd4498]

I had a faucet drill sgt too.........who dipped.....eww

[@IncognitoSprax]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwww

[@TXejas19]

Steven 😂😂😂😂😂

[@pontiacGXPfan]

probably from Texas, he was

[@meta4lifem440]

That was all my DIs in marine boot camp

[@grizzlycountry1030]

Had a DI at MCRD san diego that would walk from the DI hut out of barracks then back in again repeatedly just waiting for someone not to react while on fire watch. Had another that would wait for a damn commercial flight to be taking off from the airport next to the base to tell us what he wanted us to do, but we would never hear shit he said and when it was quiet he would just shout "Move!" to which we responded by frantically doing something wrong. 😂

[@unusualbydefault]

"to which we responded by frantically doing something wrong." my basic in a nutshell lol

[@bigblaccthompson9217]

BRO YOU ARE FLAWLESS EVERYTHING IS SPOT ON

[@Mandilore89]

One that I wish he would have mentioned is the "Midget". The short DS that is like under 5 feet tall (typically these are females) but holy fuck they can bark! I swear they almost always say "ARE YOU THREATENING ME SOLDIER!? YOUR HEIGHT INTIMATES ME! GET ON YOUR KNEES PRIVATE!!!!"

[@michaelkeha]

Mandilore The midget I met tried to act tough and take me down in hand to hand training I am 5.11 and that time I weighed in at 250-270 lbs she did not move my ass one inch but the Grim and Killer they layed me the fuck out

[@skullz2244]

Elizabeth Bennet i’m so sorry but i’m dying 😭😭💀💀did she really say that????

[@zulymoran3946]

😂 thank you for all these videos. They're great!

[@nunyabusiness4904]

There's a guy I know who is currently in the Air National Guard, but he started his military service in the 90s when he got busted transporting drugs, he was given the choice to leave the courtroom with the Army Recruiter or the corrections officer, this dude told me he had a drill sergeant screaming in his face a few days later and didn't like it and tried to physically assert dominance and push the drill sergeant away from him, according to the story after a few minutes with several drill sergeants they never had a problem with him again and he became an outstanding recruit.

[@ZZstaff]

Those beds had HUGE wrinkles on the sheets - - EPIC FAIL !! ...Thank you for this good video.

[@michaeldeclet1667]

I remember my DS... His name is Dad 😂😔

[@sombrerochad]

Michael Declet I pray for your soul lol

[@Sajasta]

mine's mom

[@FreedomRidersVA]

I got to say this and I KNOW I'll get shit for this because you know 7 Core Values, and Integrity, but we had a "Nighthawk" who would come up and watch us all directly every night for CQ and Fire Guard. But we also had this one DS who would sleep through the night, EVERY TIME. So being the naive Private's (And 2 Sergeants We Had In Training) we decided to go down and buy soda's and Monster's from the vending machine and never got caught, and from then on we had our "Underground, BCT Trading Ring"

[@boeuf-in9oe]

Had a new plt sgt come in while I was in AIT I caught asleep on his desk when I checked in for fire guard. Like, he was dead knocked out face on the table.

[@EinarrRohling]

Hate to break it to you but 99.9% chance they knew you were doing it and didn't give a fug - actively catching you is more work for overworked Drills for very little return. Catching privates with dip, licky-chewies, & what not pissed us off because they were stupid enough to get caught, not because they broke ther rules. They're failure instantly becomes like five or more hours of smoking Joe, dumping lockers, turning the bays inside out....and since it typically happens later in the cycle "you" just screwed every Drill in that company but one from going home to an actual warm dinner and maybe even enough time for TV show with their ol lady before getting maybe six or seven whole, undisturbed hours of blessed sleep as opposed to the much more usual four or five.

[@Ericdtorres84]

He really needs to bring these back.

[@chrisduhaime5689]

1980 Fort Sill OKLAHOMA our drill instructor's were Vietnam veterans my platoon we had the Quiet One E7 the E6 assistance was the barking dog but a would say they cared about the job in the first 2 weeks they have to weed out the unfit for the good of all ! last week of training they were more one on one with us . They told us of there experience in the war and some good advice and tips if we found our self in a live combat operations some things that are not part of training ! Never forget them

[@nickelite]

I about lost my shit, the grim lmao! Good shit brother.

[@lenoirtnb4077]

2:58 Best part

[@CainTheMain]

If I ever join the military, I wanna be the Grim. But I want that added bonus of being a damn ninja or a ghost. I just appear when they're fucking up and scare the shit with a stare. The sergeant that directs you with his eyes. I want the new guys to not even know what I sound like. I just leeeeean in and whisper sweet death into their ears. I could die proud that way.

[@missingallmymarbles7670]

1:20...there’s a story there...I think we need to here details as to what the unit did to earn that.

[@gypsyvigil3522]

hooahh combat veteran! !!! love it! bringing back some real f'ed up memories....keep up the good work I'm laughing my ass off...

[@EmperorPrinc3]

The scariest drill we had at infantry AIT was named St.Onge... never raised his voice. Infact he almost never talked. Just wore is sunglasses and had his arms crossed. Was cold.

[@FilmedbyH]

When he said, "The Expert" I died! Then he got to "The Grim" and I fell out my chair, but "The Motivator" man....Thanks for bringing back good memories.

[@jflow6262]

that undertaker tho xDDDD

[@GAZAMAN93X]

lol

[@JohnH20111]

the Nighthawk DS moves like the Undertaker when walking through the barracks late at night

[@wesbrown3831]

My absolute favorite F.....king channel... Squared F.....king away CV!!!!

[@tooth2163]

Had a staff sargent that would tell you to run and fetch leaves from distant trees if mistakes were made on the parade ground, only to tell you to put the leaves back because you were damaging the sargent major's trees.

[@jamies327]

I've been retired for 11 years. God I miss it

[@thezestypatriot8513]

At the end of our cycle they had us try to imitate them and see how good we were at it.

[@pv2donut]

cav scout, combat engineer, infantry......all grim in small, medium, and large in that order. I still remember their faces after all these years...

[@JohnH20111]

your nightmares?

[@joegray6269]

Whenever I think of a drill sergeant I think of the sergeant from major pain or the sergeant from full metal jacket

[@gypsyvigil3522]

hooahh combat veteran!!!! laughed my ass off cause I have known those ten f'ers!!! keep up the great work.

[@ZombifieddJayVee]

okay bro since I've seen your first video I couldn't help but to watch a few other of your videos and I think they are great. I have a few buddy's in the army and in the corps. thanks for making these and please make more

[@guitartownguns]

We had three. The old quiet veteran. The loud short one with little man complex and the huge Aryan who dared anyone to try and fight him. The old guy was the scariest. All he had to do was look at you a certain way and you'd drop on your face. I loved them all.