Just want to say thank you to the Military Police. Back on 15 Sep 1995 I was leaving Ft. Irwin California. I was serving with cobra Team Operations Group. I was an Infantry Platoon Trainer. Half way thru rotation I was taken out to go for the birth of my daughter in Midland, TX. My late wife and I had tried for 18 1/2 years to have children along with two failed direct adoptions. At about 0115 hrs on the 15th of Sep we were headed out of Fr Irwin. I had been up for about 36 hours during the rotation before signing out on leave. On the way out of Fr Irwin we were stopped on out way out of Ft Irwin for speeding. After the stop the MP asked what was our hurry. I explained about our notice of our daughters birth in Midland TX, and a quick explination of what I have explained above. The Mp's congratulated us and let me know to make sure and be careful on our trip and make sure my wife drove since she had had more sleep than I. I will never forget them and have always kept them in my prayers. My Wife has since passed after 35 years. But my daughter is in her last semester of college and reminder me of her every day.
@michealbourguillon21146 жыл бұрын
This was beautiful to read 👌🏾
@mjo03116 жыл бұрын
damn sir. God bless you and your family. - Another Proud Texan Veteran
@houseofpayne10415 жыл бұрын
Damn sorry to hear that. Thank you for your service sir. I also live in Midland, Tx and that is a long drive. Congratulations on your daughter
@cellsaverr5 жыл бұрын
Bless you and your family ❤️🇺🇸
@FFAMINE7484 жыл бұрын
I love this man
@txgunguy27668 жыл бұрын
One of my drill sergeants told us that as MP's we were the biggest, best armed gang in the world.
@MTGallagher4 жыл бұрын
So did my son, MP Afghanistan & SKorea.
@hhiimmddoo4 жыл бұрын
I cant remember the amount of times we’ve been told to jump people when someone’s bein stupid
@justinm13194 жыл бұрын
Clearly you’ve never seen an infantry platoon lol
@txgunguy27664 жыл бұрын
@CodingCrusader1095 Don't forget all the attack aircraft, tanks and artillery that were only a radio call away.
@BDavid7604 жыл бұрын
That's what my drill sergeant said about infantry
@bentonking21997 жыл бұрын
When I was active duty in Germany back in the 90s, I always made sure to invite an mp or two whenever I threw a party in the barracks. seemed like a decent insurance policy against getting into trouble. never had any problems with MPs when I did that either.
@donuts68477 жыл бұрын
Benton King That's actually really smart.
@juzojuzo18066 жыл бұрын
better remember that
@amkrause20045 жыл бұрын
Especially, if you get them drunk or at least a picture of them with a beer in hand. Then when they pull you over, you have proof. LOL
@wingsandwateroutdoors90424 жыл бұрын
My uncle was also deployed to germany in the 90s
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
I was with the 11th ACR as an MP 1991-94. We had a lot of Cav buddies. I’m sure it helped them out. Not just with us. But also with the Polizei. Kept them from a lot of trouble. Good memories. #Workhorse #Allons
@UBCSWraith8 жыл бұрын
"Private, I need you to hop back in that patrol car and write me a ticket, I need proof this shit happened!" Too funny. Keep up the great work CV!
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
The highest rank I gave a ticket to?…. O-6 BC. Speeding.
@pabo14227 жыл бұрын
Lmao "engineers start talking shit" that's what we do best
@rayeseah82406 жыл бұрын
Building a -sentry- machine
@rayeseah82406 жыл бұрын
How did I get likes
@pizza45896 жыл бұрын
Not as much as fisters
@dilanmiemietz87875 жыл бұрын
Essayons!
@christopherpeoples5835 жыл бұрын
Lol
@21April853BC8 жыл бұрын
It's not theft; it's a reallocation of government property.
@christopherpeoples5835 жыл бұрын
Lol
@Fushichou19785 жыл бұрын
Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Location The STEAL program is a time-honored Army tradition.
@ericcase51744 жыл бұрын
Nah tactically acquiring items xD
@Tokari_3 жыл бұрын
Tactically acquiring
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
Or Larceny of Government Property
@JulezWinnfield8 жыл бұрын
"Don't confuse your rank with my authority".........I used that line quite a few times as a young 95-Bravo MP at Ft.Bragg many moons ago. I also remember being told to remove my head cover while indoors at certain units, even though I was on duty and carrying a sidearm. Needless to say, we quickly set those NCO's straight about a lower enlisted on-duty MP's uniform.
@XArmyMP8 жыл бұрын
some of those new joes would take their cover off like a bitch
@JulezWinnfield8 жыл бұрын
XArmyMP : Not me.....lol. I had that Airborne MP swagger, even as an E-1 and E-2 Private.
@XArmyMP8 жыл бұрын
J High I wish I was airborne. my grandpa was in 'Nam. he got kicked out for knocking his LT out for getting lippy with him. he was a 2 time state champ in high school
@kimmibrowne37898 жыл бұрын
J High
@theopinion94526 жыл бұрын
I was in 65th from '02/07....I barely did road work,mostly green cycle,lots of new soldiers after the deployment to Afghanistan,we left for Iraq in Mar'03 and came back Feb'04 and did it again in Feb '05 to Feb'06,also,I only got 24 jumps in 5 years,lots of training but I wasn't chasing jumps either.
@Drip468 жыл бұрын
Do 10 types of medics in the Army!
@matt35808 жыл бұрын
DDDDDRIPPPP46 nice to see you here
@fleetofhoof88098 жыл бұрын
1: E4 Mafia Drip 46 2: The rest
@danielboydcooper68508 жыл бұрын
same here!
@Eli-ns5uw8 жыл бұрын
Archie just did it
@mc_618 жыл бұрын
Hey drip
@1pyroace18 жыл бұрын
I need u to write me a ticket so I have proof I got pulled over lmfao
@himothy57195 жыл бұрын
1pyroace1 *This shit happened
@amkrause20045 жыл бұрын
Same here. I just want to pull him over one time if he came to my base. Just so he could do a video.
@theevilgenius22623 жыл бұрын
I rolled through a stop sign on my way to our APFT, thank God when he pulled me over I was literally parking right next to my 1SG. My 1SG thought the MP was coming for him at first LOL.
@biggfnkuntry37012 жыл бұрын
Bro... my very first drinking buddy in Germany we met at the Airport in St. Louis before flying into Germany. We got to Kaiserslautern and we both caught a cab we were top battles from then on we went and got a prepaid German phone and when she went out we went out when I went out she went out ... we got stationed across the street from eachother (I was unfortunately stationed on R.O.B. and she was on Vogelweh some brand new E-fuzzy pulled me over and didn't even know what he was doing... here is the conversation... Dumbass- Sir, do you know why I pulled you over?" Me: Because you're an idiot? First off I am a CPL and second off I was doing under the speed limit I just turned 20 feet ago. DA: I clocked you at a speed of 35 Clicks in a 25 Click zone. Me: Well that means you can't pull me over because that is 10 "KILOMETERS" an hour over and that means it is 6 Miles and hour over your radars aren't accurate enough to pull me over" DA: I'm not going to rebutt this on the side of the road you can do that in court" Me: Hold on a sec. (I call said drinking buddy) She said take the ticket and call me in the morning. Guy wrote me a ticket. Next day call drinking buddy and she talked to her cheif and handed him the phone he asked "Were you speeding?" I said "I wouldn't speed on post cheif" he said there is no record of a ticket in your name CPL. This bitch ass SSG tried so hard to get me in trouble it was hilarious... He told me to take care of the ticket that they had to report I told him I contacted them and I didn't have a ticket me made me go over and "pay" the non existent ticket then argued with the chief that I needed to take care of the non existent ticket...I think I'm going to start making videos about this shit...
@luigi7781 Жыл бұрын
My response: have a good day Sgt 😊
@lillonerboy8 жыл бұрын
"I need u to get back in ur car n give me a ticket. I need proof this shit happened." lmfao
@Rezail_Uhhh8 жыл бұрын
STEAL stands for Strategic Transfer of Equipment to Alternate Locations. So that mp is just transferring equipment to another location.
@multimeter28598 жыл бұрын
10 types of warrant officers....if you can find them that is
@mojorichie8 жыл бұрын
two types Non-aviation walking warrants who drink coffee and eat donuts as TOC roaches and Aviation Warrants who beat up on the WO1 straight out of flight school while they all throw extra sets of keys and hats on their desks to make you think they're at work while OFO.
@killerkirbydude7 жыл бұрын
There's a third type- the guardian angel warrant, the one you never see but who repeatedly pulls everyone's ass out the fire by suddenly appearing with the right paperwork at the exact right moment- only to vanish as quickly as he arrived.
@MajorTom13694 жыл бұрын
See if you can find the mystical CW5.
@SpcKringUSA8 жыл бұрын
you forgot the one MP who pulls you over just to see what he can bust you for or because he was bored and wants to talk
@clcp81375 жыл бұрын
Meeee
@pmf29943 жыл бұрын
I was 95B, and yes I admit that I pulled over a car or two, at night to stay awake. I did not write a ticket, unless deserved (DUI). Some had no insurance, so I gave them a warning. Bar fights, were another issue, and had to be dealt with with force, and arrest. We saw heavy action in Vietnam, and I am 100% P&T. I do have a sense of humor and I really enjoyed the video.
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
Dude you killed it😂😂😂😂
@mpboi218 жыл бұрын
I have started laughing since the beginning! You forgot MP#11, the ticket warrior. This is when we engage in what we like to call "ticket wars." We'd see who could write the most amount of tickets by the end of shift 😂! #goodtimes
@coreyboy72577 жыл бұрын
Gosh I was that guy. Nobody wrote More tickets than I did.
@ayoutubecommenter18274 жыл бұрын
You two are douchebags then...I was an MP, never felt any need to write tickets unless someone truly deserved it and was a douchebag, kinda like you...
@txgunguy27664 жыл бұрын
We had one Sgt that, if he pulled you over for ANYTHING, you were guaranteed to get a ticket.
@malachie6668 жыл бұрын
I was none of those. I was actually fairly respected by other MOS's. I wasn't a dick.
@Elpappydaddy6 жыл бұрын
kyle reilly You were MP legendary. The MP we see once in our life!
@xtrydelta75963 жыл бұрын
amy advice you can give me? im a brand new private E-1 MP straight outta FLW
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
@@xtrydelta7596don’t forget where you came from. Make sure you know both the “road” mission and the field mission. Remember “letter of the law” vs “spirit of the law.” The times where I was harder on people was when they were DUI. But I also put several crosses out on Ft Irwin Rd. The 40 mile stretch from Irwin to Barstow.
@thomasritz96044 жыл бұрын
As a 29 year MP both commissioned and Enlisted... Loved it! Nice work
@craigmoye23227 жыл бұрын
My base had two Security forces airmen crash into a C-5 in the middle of the night. Their excuse was "we both fell asleep", they were a guy and girl lol!
@rabidcorndog6 жыл бұрын
They were probably banging in the front seat and accidentally put the shifter into neutral and rolled into the aircraft...Just sayin
@DM-uz7lf6 жыл бұрын
Holy f&ck, how in the hell do you crash into a C5???? Damn i would of loved to have been a fly on that wall when they were being drilled lol.
@amkrause20045 жыл бұрын
Same here, except it was a C130. The SF guy fell asleep while patrolling the flight line.
@williamprince11148 жыл бұрын
Top 10 things you can do to get forever tagged as a blue falcon.
@owadespair7 жыл бұрын
"Go out to have a drink. engineers start talking shit." We are the engineers!
@aidsskrillex53552 жыл бұрын
As an MP, all of this is so 👍!
@frankieoh26797 жыл бұрын
"thanks for watching and as always.." oh God no, he's going to say 'don't forget to leave a like and subscribe' isn't he "you stay free America" Likes and subs
@5.5.Below.55 жыл бұрын
I remember when my unit was reclassed as an MP unit. The best thing to ever happen to me in my Army career.
@ricksher13208 жыл бұрын
WOOT I was #3, 5 and yes I am proud of it, all of you 11 series need to get your drivers licenses fixed too. At least a third of my "stop sign" stops resulted in suspended licenses and on 3 or 4 different occasions extra ammo or weapons in a POV! FIX YOURSELVES, and get a haircut.
@ACombatVeteran8 жыл бұрын
Lol!!
@MrStarwar128 жыл бұрын
Few question 1. Would you more likely give out a warning if the person u stopped was nice and cooperative? 2. Do you guys typically get a lot of hate for being MP? 3. Is being a MP make you look good when you apply for civilian police academy?
@ricksher13208 жыл бұрын
1. Would you more likely give out a warning if the person u stopped was nice and cooperative? I had usually made up my mind if the person was getting a ticket before I got out of the car. If the violation was something that was a immediate danger to others (running a light/sign with others around, more the 15 mph over the speed limit, parked in a handicapped spot) all of those were guaranteed tickets. If I pulled you over at 2 am for a illegal lane change or rolling through a stop sign, I was looking to see if you were drunk; if you weren't there was a good chance I was going to let you go, unless you were a jerk in which case your vehicle might get searched and all of the stuff left on the side of the road for you to put back, at 2am. 2. Do you guys typically get a lot of hate for being MP? Not usually and if they did I didn't care chances are they met me because they messed up. 3. Is being a MP make you look good when you apply for civilian police academy? Depends on the department. In NY they don't care you have to take a test to become a police officer.
@BiGKiDD8148 жыл бұрын
+Tien Le hell no. Regular cops hate MP because they feel like they know everything especially NCOs and different lingo. My buddy told me all this he's a cop in Miami
@ricksher13208 жыл бұрын
Christian that is a pretty big blanket you are throwing over all MP's, police officers and police departments. I know many MP's that have transitioned over to civilian PD's. 2 of them went on to be chief of police at their departments and one looks like he is about to be elected Sheriff of his county. Does being a MP guarantee you a job in a civilian PD? No. Does it give you some valuable experience? Maybe, depends on where you get stationed. You could end up as a tower rat guarding "special weapons" or you could end up on a large base like Ft Hood where you are about the same as a mid size town police officer, or you could end up as a division MP and see very little road duty and end up being a mobile grunt and never see law enforcement duties.
@oldmanmp18568 жыл бұрын
great video and right on the money being a MP vet myself you got to do more MP please brother MP's Lead The Way All The Way !!!!
@BlackSmithWolves8 жыл бұрын
I am the tenth MP, don't speed on my roads!
@BlackSmithWolves7 жыл бұрын
yup lol
@dylanlikesfood6 жыл бұрын
BlackSmithWolves got a contract for mp. How was it? Did you like it?
@aidsskrillex53552 жыл бұрын
Gave a SSG a warning at Hood, right before PT... He wasn't mad.
@Hawaiian_Brian7 жыл бұрын
I went from 11B to MP and I approve this message.
@angelc.89253 жыл бұрын
Why the change of MOS? Im interested in both of these but having trouble deciding
@Hawaiian_Brian3 жыл бұрын
@@angelc.8925 3 years old post lol. Infantry beats your body to death and gives you zero usable skills when you get out. Being an MP wasn't the best job, but in my opinion was better that being a grunt.
@AHSValor8 жыл бұрын
"The stars align as a fuckin Purge occurs" hahaha holy shit, I'm dead xD
@chasecooper99237 жыл бұрын
You forgot mr I don't fucking care mp
@xApollox8 жыл бұрын
do 10 types if infantryman
@zacharyjones2568 жыл бұрын
dumb-dumbest
@ReaperKezia8 жыл бұрын
+Zachary Jones lol such a POG response
@zacharyjones2568 жыл бұрын
Reaper Kezia fair enough
@ReaperKezia8 жыл бұрын
+Zachary Jones I mean.. To each their own. I joined the infantry because I wanted to do something that I couldn't do in the civilian world. A lot of guys I served with felt the same way & a lot of us have college degrees. I don't get why someone would want to join the Army & do some regular ass job.
@xApollox8 жыл бұрын
+Reaper Kezia when I enlisted I thought I was gonna get an awesome Intel job but then I didn't get one and I realized most of these jobs suck ass and don't mean shit so I chose the infantry and best decision I made
@maxxjackson85215 жыл бұрын
Andrew, you're healing America with sarcasm. God bless you.
@gdfrandom99777 жыл бұрын
This guy smiles to damn much. As well as the insane swooshing gestures.
@darkfoxbill96578 жыл бұрын
I'm definitely on the side of MP too tired. Back in high school I used to need an absolute minimum of 16 hours of sleep a day. (I even learned to sleep while running)
@fynnla.e4 жыл бұрын
How, I need to learn this ability.
@aisha26723 жыл бұрын
How do you sleep while running?
@JackIronwood5 жыл бұрын
Ooh! Ooh! Do 10 Types of Combat Engineers next, plz!
@demoman57077 жыл бұрын
Funny how you specifically mention the Engineers...lol...I was a Combat Engineer and the rivalry was unreal.
@alexmalkin60938 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favorite channels on KZbin keep up the good work
@lamaze22958 жыл бұрын
I was a PT MP, use to love making motherfuckers late for morning formation lol
@anthonyfrisina1808 жыл бұрын
Works well with Air Force Security Forces
@unknowngrunt704 жыл бұрын
Type of CIDs undercover, please!
@coffeeaddicttired86694 жыл бұрын
"Private, I need a ticket to have proof this shit happen" shit, got me💀💀😂
@SumDood16 жыл бұрын
Please do 10 types of Combat Engineers.
@SabotSender8 жыл бұрын
What? You mean to tell me you got the new ACU finally? Damn son, looking fresh!
@Ptownpunk28 жыл бұрын
Ha! Engineers start talking shit and everyone is fighting... sounds right.
@RileyOfIowa8 жыл бұрын
When the engineers start talking shit, yeah we're good at that.
@redbeardedmusician8 жыл бұрын
MP Picasso killed me, excellent video
@BARUCHIAN997 жыл бұрын
lol, MP humors, nice one! Yup, MPs the Fighting Cops! I was one of these fuzzes!
@Dev_Six4 жыл бұрын
As an MP, we have a motto: MP's are never in a rush.
@daltongramboiii99584 жыл бұрын
How is it being an MP? I am doing it for Reserves and I leave for basic in December
@JcLazy13 жыл бұрын
@@daltongramboiii9958 damn. You’re probably about to graduate now. Lol. Fort Leonardwood
@TheCatAteMyShoe8 жыл бұрын
I love the 10 Types lists. So frikkin funny!
@jasonjoerger10715 жыл бұрын
Nailed it. Retired 95/31B here: #5, but loved to catch #4 more than I liked making you late for PT.
@armysapper12b8 жыл бұрын
Can't spell WIMP without MP. My favorite cadence.
@SuperChip164 жыл бұрын
You guys are on of top favorites 🔥🔥🔥
@GrantVam8 жыл бұрын
I'd say this list is about 75% accurate lol. If you saw our DA6's you'd understand why we sleep alot
@paulsoto91065 жыл бұрын
Thank you to all MP’s
@richarddannov57842 жыл бұрын
Your stuff used to be this good
@rebelairsoft4258 жыл бұрын
every time i watch these it always make me crack up
@Skeagle16 жыл бұрын
You forgot “MP SF” the guy that swears he is the baddest MF ever strap on a pair of combat boots. Whooped 10 seals , 8 Delta, 5 SF , 3 Rangers, and the entire 11Bravo population one night in a bar fight. And never spilled his beer.
@aidsskrillex53552 жыл бұрын
I drove below the speed limit 5 minutes before PT at Hood. That SSG was pissed 😆!
@aidsskrillex53552 жыл бұрын
Oh by the way I was an MP...
@radioboys89867 жыл бұрын
and there were the two MP's at Ft. Wayne /Detroit in 1969 who beat the shit out of me
@Pap1Oso8 жыл бұрын
You gotta do 10 more types of MP's, solid as a rock! lol
@dgeneeknapp31682 жыл бұрын
The AF L.E.s are the same. I dated an SP and had several SP friends (I was a hospital girl), and met EVERY DAMNED ONE of these. The WORST was the one that hit my car's bumper going the wrong way down a one way lane in my dorm parking lot...to get to a close space for the chow hall next door. Mine was the 2nd car he did that $h!+ to (and his dirt bag LE buddies made it their only mission in life to eff with me EVERY time I cranked my car for him getting into trouble). He finally went too far, when he did it to another patrol vehicle. 🙄 The one writing me a ticket for my tires chirping briefly from a start at the front gate was super fun too. Oddly, the SP I dated let me use his car often, and NO TROUBLES. Drive MY car, and I became a magnet for douchebag L.E.s. Of course, they couldn't seem to prevent the protesting hippies from getting on base and spray painting one of the B-52 bombers.🤔🧐 This was the late 80s.
@brianbranson23065 жыл бұрын
yah, engineers and MPs seem to have special animosity.
@aidsskrillex53552 жыл бұрын
I also had a time at Hood where I saw an incident show up on my CAD. Just put myself at the Sportmans center like a shitbag. Dispatch was like "Okay"!?
@hulksmash32807 жыл бұрын
my plan is to be the coolest mp ever
@undeadwolfairsoft61756 жыл бұрын
Codiriko White we all say that
@HateTheIRS5 жыл бұрын
Undead Wolf Airsoft is that a bad thing?
@aaronunterseher16274 жыл бұрын
If that's your mind set pick a different career. There is a difference between being a dick and being fair.... Set reasonable thresholds for each violation... Be consistent and recognize the fact you have discretion.... People don't get mad for being caught when being stupid and doing your job... People get mad if your inconsistent and unreasonable...
@Xdnxsavage8 жыл бұрын
as an prior AF Security Forces member most of these are the same for us
@DrinkYourNailPolish7 жыл бұрын
My grandpa was an MP in the Marines. I bet he was MP Picasso b/c dad says grandpa was a naturally talented artist.
@tashalachacha3 жыл бұрын
When I worked at the Spa in San Diego. I saw MP patrol car with a funny license plate frame that said. Too close for missiles, switching to guns. Lol
@Changehappens13 жыл бұрын
I'm the "Cool MP that dont wanna be an MP so MPs hate me and everybody else still hates me cuz im an MP"
@velma7pete3 жыл бұрын
That was me too🤣
@mariastutz82445 жыл бұрын
Your videos are are hilarious I listen to them while I am at work I really liked your whats it like to be married in the military, so true what you said. Keep those videos and yes I bought from you 😎
@turtle19dad7 ай бұрын
Yeah…. We “had” one who used the “Don’t confuse your rank with my authority.” I believe he used it on a field grade officer. And I think number 10 applied to me. Whenever I worked at Ft Irwin, people used to ask me how many people died tonight.
@theadventuresofjohnandjennifer8 жыл бұрын
awesome video. Shore patrol in the Navy was a little more gracious lol.
@luigi7781 Жыл бұрын
4:00 also known as "tactically acquiring"
@betoar76396 жыл бұрын
I saw an MP driving through the red light.
@hunterboudreaux74 жыл бұрын
At first I thought he must be an MP until he didn’t bring up 1408s when he said “give me evidence that you pulled me over”. Then he said that they’re just fucking around back there and didn’t know we’re waiting 20 minutes for dispatch to run the license plate 😂
this is some good shit, now you need to do my boys 13B.
@Leader16238 жыл бұрын
"What I need you to do is get back in your patrol vehicle and write my ass a ticket. I need proof this shit happened." XD
@maces14058 жыл бұрын
bro.. yes i was an MP.. love your vid's!! So true!! lol
@JulezWinnfield8 жыл бұрын
Does anyone remember the O.J.T. MP? The guy who used to be a cook or a mechanic or even field artillery? He decides he wants to switch his MOS and comes to your unit as an E4 or E5. He rides around on patrol and goes to the field even though he has no idea what he's supposed to do. A few correspondence courses and voila, he's a 95-Bravo MP. I'm definitely showing my age now since MP's are now 31-Alphas and go to Ft. Leonard Wood instead of Ft. McClellan like us guys from the 70's, 80's, and 90's did.
@TrueProtato3 жыл бұрын
ACV: "Sir, don't confuse your rank with my goddamn authority!" Lt: "Who the fuck do you think you're talking to?!?!"
@MI-jp4nq8 жыл бұрын
2:04 "Get back in your patrol vehicle and write my ass a ticket. I need proof this shit happened." Oh shit I need to send this to some choice people. Fucking gold.
@brandonj85428 жыл бұрын
Can you make more listening to rock with a veteran
@sherifftactical78308 жыл бұрын
You should do 10 types of chefs or pilots in the army
@TheEastbaycop8 жыл бұрын
This guy is fucking awesome
@yessir32896 жыл бұрын
The one's that disliked are the mp's he was describing
@BigDaddy-mv7hy8 жыл бұрын
This takes me back when I was with the MPs
@ar15singh8 жыл бұрын
the whoosh sounds! for every hand movement 😂😂. this video is awsome. hahab
@cracklespinner48023 жыл бұрын
Respect to mps and the 239 mps that were killed in the middle east..you all rocked it in battle and deserve more respect but hey the best heroes are the unsung heroes! God bless
@jimbobtheimpaler84038 жыл бұрын
good stuff man. not sure if itll work or if you have knocked it out. 10 different types of LTs or well anyone in HQ
@jesusisking67348 жыл бұрын
He did officers but to specify 2nd Lts would be a good one.
@Cannibal_Actual8 жыл бұрын
There is only one type of Lt., Dumb...a Lt. is worth much until he's a O3...haha
@Firehawkshadow8 жыл бұрын
West Point Lt are the worst
@eviewalker46114 жыл бұрын
Cool but my brother yes I can say that, you forgot the Combat MP like me. Make us laugh some more these are OUTSTANDING 🤙 DAV 58TH MP-25TH ID
@angrytaco50274 жыл бұрын
Agreed, I’ve never worked the road. I was always in stbs. I would never want to be a garrison MP
@thephantomofanaries90135 жыл бұрын
2:51 my virgin eyes!!!! Chill! I won't even run a stop sign!!! I swear! 😂😂😂
@FloorTankMain7 жыл бұрын
It'd be great if you did a video for 25 series!
@carddealer345 жыл бұрын
MP here from back in the day (91-98, Myer, Vicenza, Carson (both 59th and 984th)), #9 is sooooooooo true! Some of these are new but times change and some MP designations are created, but at least half of these are true....especially #9.
@Fuhrdaddy8 жыл бұрын
do ten types of Combat Engineers
@misstijones99607 жыл бұрын
Ill tell you about Combat Engineers! WE MPs were called to guard a murder crime scene at Ft Lewis. The victim was from the Engineers...so was the suspect. When CID was questioning the suspect, the SA asked, "Why did you do it?" Us other MPs were watching this interview on the camera at the Desk SGTs desk. We expected him to plead the 5th, like normal murder suspects. This guy....well he was "special". He said, "Well, I shot him the first time and when he dropped his body was still doing the funky chicken. So, I shot him the second time to put him out of his misery." The CID agent walked out and came to us on the desk and said, "Did yall hear that? Or did I just think he just said that?" We later found out that the guy he murdered was his "friend". The suspect had loaned the victim $20 a few days before the murder. The victim promised to pay it back on his mid-term payday, and didnt. So rocket decided to withdraw his personal weapon from their armory guy, set up this mock "target practice" sight in the known "dumping grounds" where people from all over dumped old washing machines and trash, and took the victim with him on the lie they were both going to shoot his weapon. The suspect allowed the victim to shoot the beer cans first. Then, as the victim was setting the cans back on the washing machine, the suspect shot his friend.........over freaking $20.....The kid got the death penalty in the end.....over a $20 bill....two Combat Engineers dead over something so stupid. I hope that crap is added in the ten types!
@Fuhrdaddy7 жыл бұрын
Crazy story! Still do not get why people join the military to be jack boot cops. MP's made FLW even more of a shithole lol.
@misstijones99607 жыл бұрын
Its all fun and games until you call 911 on base and demand we show up to "deal" with some crazy person yall brought back to housing and married, or to the barracks to hook up with......Its not MPs that make the base that way. YOU make the base the way YOU want when you get there. If you have a ate up mindset going in, you will be just as ate up if not more going out. I dont understand why people enlist who dont WANT to be in the Armed Forces to begin with!
@JohnH201115 жыл бұрын
@@Fuhrdaddy you got that right, MP vehicles crawling all over the goddamn base when FLW should have been kept as a Straight Engineer Base
@Hadley_Adventure8 жыл бұрын
your finnaly being active on youtube lol.... Like uploading every week
@Dev_Six5 жыл бұрын
One thing I learned from being an mp is that we are never in a rush.
@mamneo28 жыл бұрын
Loving this MP videos xD
@davincox21768 жыл бұрын
good stuff Drew
@austinadair12528 жыл бұрын
the terms are so different in different branches. I joined the navy June 27 and basic for me is December 6th. I've been learning all the terms for the navy and seeing these videos shows me it's so different lol. like we don't have mos we have rates which are just letters not like 11 bravo, but like mine is IT
@rugerdern15548 жыл бұрын
You should do " 10 Types of Warrant Officers"
@BreckoniousMaximus4 жыл бұрын
Number #11: Pissed off Gate MP. Spends 13 hours of his life standing on the gate. He Watches everyone come in to work in the morning, leave for lunch, come back from lunch, leave for the day, come back to shop or hit the E-Club, and still on that stupid gate! He's also on the gate before the sun comes up and on the gate after the sun goes down. Sometimes he thinks he will be on the gate until the good Lord returns and then have to stand on the gate in heaven for eternity. Soon, the pissed off MP starts to lose his shit and evolve into a sick sadistic asshole void of all feelings whose mission is to make others feel his pain...."oh, you wanna come in and out of my gate 5 million times a day, when every time you come through, I had just sat down...tried to pee...tried to eat....tried to read Maxim Magazine....or take a nap (this was before energy drinks etc)......ok, i like games, I got all kinds of games to play today!" Hahahaha......just kidding....but seriously.....more games than Milton Bradley.