10 Worst Songs of My Adolescence Pt. 3

[@yplbeats7971]

The worst part of my adolescence has been Anthony’s relationship with my mom.

[@randomguy4788]

That is one of my favourite fantano comments

[@imnotactuallydead8890]

Melon is also in a relationship with my mom as well

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

He's in one with my father. And cheating on him with my cat

[@tynlrezords]

@@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73 same

[@ruhhills8310]

He is cheating on all our moms with all the other of our moms.

[@AsdAsd-rd6ce]

Jokes on you melon, Cotton Eye Joe is played at every highschool dance ever

[@straightXjessedge]

I feel like the joke is more on the high schoolers.

[@stenhansenmaling1281]

I wanna kms every time

[@seanmclaggin6775]

Line dancing in gym class too.

[@Tero133]

Funny, because the song is about STD’s

[@darko1295]

For real? That sounds horrible

[@Mrsteisag2]

Anthony describing a fatal car crash: “It’s very cute”

[@mistertagomago7974]

I giggled when he said that.

[@Rodrigombia1990]

If that's cute, wait until he sees a man commiting suicide from a skyscraper

[@alphalax7747]

@@Rodrigombia1990 oh god he would love 9/11

[@archdukefranzferdinand567]

@@alphalax7747 Wouldn't we all

[@Joeyarmstrong99]

The worst song of my adolescence was the sound of my parents getting divorced to Backstreet Boys’ I Want It That Way

[@Car1th3TRUTH]

Poppa Cap’N Datass tell me why

[@mikejohnston8275]

This made me laugh jesus christ

[@TheInsaniacGuy]

I'm sorry, man. Here's a like 👍

[@crazyluigi6664]

Well, he's at least right on not liking that particular song by them.

[@not_alessio]

It ain't nothing but a heartbreak

[@bruski9929]

For a wallet salesman you sure know your music

[@matylda4724]

Barssss

[@carly8526]

LMAO FUCK minimalist wallets really are the wave of the future

[@Em4gdn1m]

Bruh

[@BunchieHearts]

sides in another dimension

[@jonpresley1163]

I keep saying this! He should totally do album reviews!

[@farmyardfab]

That shirt is the uniform of the white unemployed of the Midwest lol

[@OGYouTubeEnjoyer]

It's a meme of really old reviews of a wolf shirt.

[@coderedskyrim]

@@OGKZbinEnjoyer I thought so, it would have 5 stars if it had another wolf?

[@burdturglar]

Wal Mart clearance rack $2.98 next to the 4th of July and Best Dad shirts.

[@donnietyger2823]

that shirt, and a mercury mountaineer with one of the hubcaps missing.

[@ethanbradley2089]

Don't lump Illinois in with us!

[@PaulBenjaminJenkins]

"Your favorite band is Winger and all you eat is Zingers." - Fred Durst, aka the greatest lyricist since Bob Dylan

[@GrimmFLawless]

Paul Jenkins You’re like a fruity pebble. Your favorite flag is rebel. What?

[@avery5271]

i love 8 mile

[@Tomdawg89]

Sayyyyyyy whaaaaat?!

[@recipoldinasty]

Paul Jenkins bob dylans overrated as fuck and has an almost as puncheable face as fred

[@RyleeStrange]

Ironically dissing Winger, when even Winger is better than Limp Bizkit.

[@WarlordRising]

Turns on MTV before heading to school: "Keep rollin', rollin'..." When I return home: "...rollin', rollin' rollin'..." Before bed:"...rollin', rollin'," Randomly wakes up at 1AM: A Radiohead video is playing. Followed by Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'.....

[@knicole314]

^^That was good.

[@jry0511]

Totally forgot MTV played music videos.

[@GrimmFLawless]

😂

[@rikhrossh5593]

Yes totally brainwashing, I had to roll one up.

[@rubaidaallen2764]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@KreepKarnage]

"10 Worst Songs of My Adolescence Pt. 3" while ironically wearing a longsleeve with two wolves in front of a moon that looks like something out of the 2000's

[@treeguyfly]

That’s a shortsleeved shirt dumbass.

[@babycakessr.8704]

Gilgamesh because the sleeves are pulled up doesn’t make it short sleeved.

[@r-pupz7032]

I think that's why he specified "ironically"

[@BloodRider1914]

God damn, I see that shirt so much. Even I have it.

[@carly8526]

“A lot of terrible stuff coming out in 1999 frankly” *checks my birth certificate* Yeah that seems correct.

[@patrikgajcevic8123]

I know this is a joke but don't say that, you're not a mistake

[@carly8526]

Patrik Gajcevic wtf that’s so nice thanks

[@Slesaint17]

Carly wholesome

[@H4LOM4ZT3R]

Made me laugh so as far as I'm concerned you're great in my book too!

[@carly8526]

Meme Man Josh WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS SO NICE JESUS AW

[@BorgusBingo]

surprised to see karma police by radiohead, and the fortnite lobby music included in this list!

[@lucaswb1433]

Oh, wasn't it karma police by spin doctors?

[@AWMK101]

Christopher Ball ....

[@TemperedWambat]

He didn't say that

[@blackferdinand2260]

Flame Beats imo that Trent reznor written theme tune is one the best game bangers

[@grubbybum3614]

@@TemperedWambat i've noticed that nobody has serious conversation about music in this guy's comments... Which is dissapointing because he's the biggest music channel on KZbin.

[@ohhellobethany]

With oms waddopahhn Undurr thuh sunleyt Waylcome tooo thiss playce Ah’ll show yoo evraythang! With oms waddopahnn

[@Timliu92]

With resistance waddopahhn. If you know what I mean ;)

[@gut853]

Lmao hit the nail on the head. I like Higher by them but this song, wow the voice ruins it

[@alexolds9840]

Infinity LOLs to this one😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@212ceilingfaceOFFICIAL]

Sure Melon... so if Cotton Eye Joe is so bad then why do you whisper the lyrics into my ear before I go to bed?

[@cj-cb3xt]

Yes

[@joeredtree]

the lyrics are actually from an old folk song which is not bad in itself

[@RazorusR3X777]

Hes trying to inflict a curse on you.

[@AllisonMiller30]

Because he loves you.

[@t6amygdala]

where did he come from

[@andrewk7648]

God when Melon sang Pearl Jam I had flashbacks of getting driven to swim practice in my neighbor's nissan stanza. Little did 9 year old me know that neighbor was plowing my mother, and ultimately was the cause of my broken family

[@awesome-o7220]

big oof bro

[@YungSkeeto]

Your neighbor was Anthony Fantano?

[@johnkalkirtz658]

Damn there so much detail I can't tell if that's joke or not

[@andrewk7648]

@@johnkalkirtz658 it's not

[@andrewk7648]

@@dylanwesley3964 needs to be a stanza

[@socialswine3656]

this is pretty much the playlist of the bar i work at. I wanna die

[@fefedesaulniers1010]

jack zapsalis I’m so sorry.

[@TheFurryInShambles]

Secretly wear earphones and you might not have to suffer as much anymore.

[@productivitywizard6406]

That probably doesn’t include O-Town, but I wanna imagine them being played after Kid Rock.

[@FalloutZombie5555]

Heres a gun. Be somebody, my friend :D

[@Jester_851]

Where did you come from Where did you go Where did you come from, Melon-Head Joe?

[@harrietw93]

Greetings traveller!

[@No-ps3dp]

Get tae fuck Falconhoof

[@henveee]

cotton-eye joe bumps in the whip

[@GrahamBarth]

​@@henveee I roll by blasting Cotton Eye Joe from the whip and a tsunami follows me. Quickest way to get a chick to the bed.

[@ilyakern5877]

Go north

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

>explains about how a song is about a car crash and sharing a last kiss with someone you love and can't stand to lose Anthony: It's cute

[@loatist]

Yes that is indeed what he said

[@TheMetalTempestYT]

@jeeshwa123 i am a man of culture

[@Oblio1942]

@jeeshwa123 you mean greentext?

[@Mac13949]

jeeshwa123 Imagine calling them meme arrows lmao

[@extremelydisgusteddog9346]

meme arrow

[@eliquate]

The Eddie Vedder strain is actually called “Yeahr” Rock

[@gut853]

Lmao this is actually hella accurate

[@TheuglyTrip]

Ohh Yeahhheuyeahh

[@muhammadtantowijauhari8415]

@@heidenwut7393 i dont think nirvana is yeahrock

[@wideopenwounds]

@@muhammadtantowijauhari8415 nor is Alice In Chains.

[@indigotheindieghost7214]

For those who wants a term, I've heard some call it Yarling

[@hunterlindquist9281]

That shirt looks like it's from Anthony's adolescence

[@ethankim2425]

yeah man, always those weird kids during elementary school would wear the same shirt

[@aweldof]

He stole it from KassemG

[@Saint111Michael]

The mountain makes awesome shirts.

[@MillVillage]

That shirt is amazing.

[@shayposting]

Don't talk shit about Three Wolf Moon.

[@Schank17]

Melon, I asked my mom and she can take us to play laser tag but you can’t stay the night

[@kostajovanovic3711]

:(

[@Conordylan97]

Stealing jokes for imaginary clout is NOT GOOD

[@user-ry1bc9pb9t]

ConMan this “random noob” comment? It’s uh... not good.

[@Schank17]

Polarized thanks for the input. Will be working harder to make a better joke

[@bendykirby4828]

“Nobody disrespects Pearl Jam openly.” You definitely haven’t met my dad.

[@shmorange]

or me prior to a day ago when i realized pearl jam is actually good

[@kiandocherty3589]

@@shmorange 10 is so fucking good. Why Go and Even Flow are so catchy.

[@timmytatoe4248]

Or my buddies. Love my friends but I like grunge dammit.

[@spamsingles5948]

Your dad is based

[@natelivas3961]

Or Bill Burr

[@pallbearer1175]

>No one openly disrespects Pearl Jam >proceeds to openly disrespect Pearl Jam

[@three-stripes]

They were so forgettable (for me) I only ever heard one song that was okay. Never understood the buzz.

[@hipsterelephant2660]

they haven made anything decent since Ten.

[@VarsityAthlete04]

they're pretty much trash

[@scottthedelinquent]

@@hipsterelephant2660 vitalogy

[@movimentodoscacos]

@@hipsterelephant2660 Vs. is their best album imo and Vitalogy is pretty good.

[@peanutbutterpikachu]

As a 2000s kid, I heard cotton eye joe too. Every damn school dance played cotton eye joe, and you couldn't escape it in PE. I stopped picking PE the day I could make my own choices in courses.

[@averagebritishguy7082]

We had to do PE regardless of whether or not you chose it.

[@grubbybum3614]

@@averagebritishguy7082 That's why Britain doesn't suck at sports.

[@ADawoodKiwi]

Relatable experience

[@PumpernickelChips]

i was born in 1998 and i suffered through this at literally every PE class from kindergarten to 8th grade

[@derekwadas8489]

Tbh, it doesn't really bother me all that much. Like you said, as a kid you would hear it play at every school dance and party & sometimes even when you're grocery shopping or at the mall. I should despise this song, but hearing it repeatedly as a child I've just grown numb to it.

[@jeffxdd4351]

The fact Cotton eye Joe is not American, but instead a Swedish proto-diss-track should have pulled it out of list and blasted it straight into the Electronic hall of fame

[@JillyMaysHere]

Cotton Eye Joe gives me terrible emementary-school PE flashbacks

[@Head_Turnah]

Oh my god no

[@Dr.Duck22]

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[@bvnnnn]

PETSD

[@cokedupnormies2651]

Cotton eye Joe was played by my music teachers in school as far as 2007 bro and I'm from South Asia so put that into perspective.

[@itsbenj]

it's truly terrible to listen to, but I think Melon has misunderstood what is actually good about it. think about it - a bunch of Swedes call themselves 'Rednex', record a techno version of an old southern country tune about STDs, and sell it to Americans in pretty large numbers. the fact that it was just them making fun of America, and saying we're a bunch of dumbass hicks banging our relatives and getting diseases from it is where the true beauty of this song lies.

[@donart3901]

Okay but how about ... “Best Songs of My Adolescence Vol. 1” ?

[@jvictor3048]

This.

[@spiffy8576]

Misery by Soul Asylum

[@lepidoptery]

with a full karaoke session!

[@the3-1network65]

Last Kiss is a very solid track, great for crying with the boys

[@GrahamBarth]

Cracking open some painful memories with the boys.

[@pnisdump3174]

Good track to get mad emotional in the bathtub with your homies

[@brrnskrrt3520]

They played it when I saw them in 2009(?) and I couldn't figure out what the fuck they were thinking. Didn't know it went so far back.

[@ArchibaldClumpy]

When I awoke she was lying there I brushed her liver from my hair

[@HEYitzED]

J. Frank Wilson and the Cavaliers version is a lot better. Classic oldie track.

[@matthewlowe1120]

Cotton eye Joe is the best song since Vivaldi's "Four seasons".

[@briancrawford8751]

It's better than everything Neutral Milk Hotel came up with.

[@andyzhao7822]

Not a song, buddy

[@matthewlowe1120]

@@andyzhao7822 I know but don't tell them that, they might take way my 180 likes.What will I do then?!

[@AlexB-ju9iy]

Im sorry Anthony, us 2000's babies had to suffer as well. We had Crazy Frog

[@QJ89]

And Avril Lavigne.

[@HorizonofOsiris]

He experienced it aswell. Hes not an old man

[@redgrapes7546]

Crazy Frog made Cotton Eye Joe even worse.

[@Ktmfan450]

Thanks for reminding me

[@MrGNugget]

No idea why I liked that as a kid, I feel bad for my parents for forcing them to listen to that annoying shit

[@angelswithmolotovs9857]

one time my school was doing a fundraiser and instead of you know. doing a bake sale or something normal, they decided extortion would be a better idea and they BLARED cotton eyed joe on repeat over the P.A. at full volume until we hit the fundraising goal. they wanted you to pay to turn it off. it was awful.

[@SleepyFawn]

We had that but with some song The Minions had. I think it was even worse. At least with Cotton Eye Joe, I can dumb my brain down enough to trick myself into liking it. Extorting kids with audio torture sure is hip and cool! :D

[@williammoyle1385]

Had the same thing but with the Nyan Cat song

[@oronk60]

I think you got a case there, that should count as child abuse.

[@Springo-gd6lb]

Apparently Cotton Eye Joe is just a public domain blue grass song, that some Swedes put a dance beat on

[@bipbipletucha]

Yes! First time I heard it at a school dance I was like wtf why did they ruin this

[@zacharyzimmerle760]

Yeah the Nina Simone version is pretty incredible

[@ApocalypseMoose]

I didn't expect Anthony to say that Fred Durst was one hundred times the rapper Kendrick Lamar will ever be.

[@poem2self]

Where's the lie

[@superunknown2812]

Kendricks nothin special and well i like fred durst for what limp bizkit was they were a fun dont take us too seriously type band,they rocked the shit outta woodstock in the late 90s and can still fill a arena up.

[@buenogoodlive]

Ha....ha..funny.

[@mislav268]

@lizzy rosario it's your opinion and it's actually pretty rare. wanna know why? because it's wrong

[@ew275x]

And film director.

[@zecchinoroni]

The way Кояп is written looks like Russian letters and it would be pronounced "Koyap".

[@Georgeirfx]

I saw one guy with Korn t-shirt on and the letter "o" was obscured by some of the band members so it looked like another Cyrillic letter - л, so Korn became Кляп which literally means "a gag" (in the sense of a mouth gag), quite an appropriate name for the band tbh

[@themandownstairs4765]

@@Georgeirfx if that wasn't totally unintentional that would probably be right up the band's alley

[@jordanoes6158]

Last time I was this early Cal was still in Hell

[@VarsityAthlete04]

Dude Cal seems dead right now

[@DerangedManiac12]

We need to re-summon Creationist Cat to save him from Hell again

[@mystikgleam9541]

Shup shodomites Lords choshen cat CC here

[@1WEareBUFO1]

Radical

[@khwimachirwa4067]

Hi clone 😂😂😂.

[@Skelem0]

Born in '82 so I remember all these horrendous songs. Kind of feeling nostalgic hearing you talk of even the bad music of the 90's early 00's.

[@angelicacushing6032]

8:48 Kanye's new album in a nutshell.

[@daniilromanenko3677]

lmao

[@sambkingmusic]

The guitar on Butterfly wasn't even played by Crazy Town. It's a Red Hot Chili Peppers sample

[@perhaps9460]

That actually disappoints me. The only thing I like about butterfly is the instrumentals

[@Mexicanmamba93]

This is basically the best of wwe ppv themes of the early 00’s

[@Kittylover074]

Good god you're right

[@Cthulu1985]

Having "Barbie Girl" being crowned as the "most artistically viable song" is quite a damning statement for an entire genre. Whether it's true or not is better left to personal opinions.

[@winlover37]

That one got a yikes from me. Probably a bit of bias from me though since a lot from that eurodance genre just hasn't aged well to me.

[@omega1231]

It wasn't so much a genre than just really bad party music from primarily northern Europe, it came out at a time when techno was big and making weird children's music was a thing, like most of Aqua's discography has meme status in Denmark, because it's so bad, it's funny. Sincerely someone from Denmark

[@winlover37]

@@omega1231 That's really interesting actually, thanks for sharing! Sending love to Denmark!

[@madeleinep.828]

I refuse to believe that anyone genuinely likes that song.

[@Blakbox92]

@@madeleinep.828 I genuinely enjoy Barbie Girl, I wouldn't put it on a high shelf in terms of musical quality, but it's a very catchy, fun song.

[@julesposada]

my mom loved that creed song so much when it came out. she was also a recovering meth addict so 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@theblocksays]

Did she find Jesus while recovering but confuse Christ with Stapp? Cause that pretentious douche really liked displaying himself in a Christ-like air in all those friggn' music videos.

[@Neoriujin]

Hope she's doing well

[@thomasjenkins7506]

i'll say it. creed and kid rock are still great music to use when you want a nail a middle aged woman.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

@Cory Thompson if my mom was middle aged, sure.

[@jonr7207]

Lol creed was strong with the recovery community

[@poprocks187]

If Kendrick Lamar was the frontman for limp bizkit, rollin would be your favorite song

[@klar7566]

It will be mine fav too, actually...

[@sagecolvard9644]

If Kendrick was the frontman for limp bizkit, they'd be good. Their guitarist was already actually talented, Fred Durst was just that bad.

[@StupidMAN-fh8ch]

My god id pay for Kendrick to make that song. What on earth have you done.

[@SatoshiKong]

If Kendrick was their frontman, Rollin wouldn't exist, because Kendrick doesn't write utter shite.

[@sagecolvard9644]

@Werse Varsity I know, right! I feel like if the same people just ditched Durst and had an actually good frontman, they'd be a band people still listen to. But they had to Durst it all up.

[@mosesembrey323]

Being born in ‘05, I can speak on cotton eye joe, and how much I’ve heard it. For some reason, elementary schools fucking loved this song, and one specific experience sticks out in my mind. My gym teacher had a playlist that she would play every class, and this was on it. Doing some simple math, I was in elementary school for 6 years, we had gym every day, there are 180 days of school in a year, so that means I’ve heard cotton eyed joe 1080 times in gym class alone, not to mention weddings, other classes, and pep rally’s. I’d peg the total number around 1200.

[@rapabsinthe786]

Born in '97. Remember hearing some of the lesser-known Europop bangers: Sash's "Ecuador" and Faithless' "God is a DJ" in gym class four out of five days a week.

[@sofiiamarusyn]

Damn you’re young

[@aleksastamenkovic5526]

Dude thats some ptsd type of shit. Sounds like actual torture.

[@Pundit07]

Born in 1994. In 7th Grade PE, we had a “line dancing” routine that went on for 5 weeks where we would learn a dance to one song per week. The song on the 2nd week? Cotton Eye Joe. I remember everyone hating it back then.

[@ThatOneGuy0006]

Elementry school gym teachers LOVE cotton eyed joe.

[@abartel6]

I'm a 2000's baby and I can assure you that I've heard cotton eye joe far too many times

[@PastaPastaPastaPasta]

When are you going to do a Limp Bizkit Bad to Worst?

[@Celerian]

It's hard, because they're all scientifically the worst.

[@LuxuriousInterior]

@@Celerian wrong, 3 Dolla Bill Y'all was lit

[@Celerian]

@@LuxuriousInterior No sir. Get out.

[@dagon6728]

Pasta Pasta would be a hard list considering they only have one poor album

[@MoonchildMindaugas2]

@@Celerian Try gettin' me out, sir :)

[@gun00b]

Man, "Rollin" might be corny - but I admittedly love the instrumentation. The punchy drums, the guitar riff... Wes Borland is fantastic. I'll die on this hill...

[@marcusking8507]

Damn straight! No matter what people say, Limp Bizkit are one of the very, very few nu metal bands I'll still listen to now.

[@spiderpig541]

Thank you for adding 10 more songs that I can play at my wedding Anthony, keep em coming!

[@orangedalmatian]

I hope you get divorced and she keeps both halves of your stuff.

[@spiderpig541]

@@orangedalmatian Jokes on you so do I

[@SquatsAndOats2plate]

The worst part of my adolescence was when you came to my school and forced every pupil to buy a ridge wallet. The families of the one's who couldn't afford your wallets...we've all seen the articles and documentaries about their fate. You're a monster. Everyone knows it.

[@Sausagehandlebars]

What

[@oisinmcphillips2090]

Cotton eye joe got played at every social event/party I ever went to (weddings, disco etc) growing up, and I was born in '99. That shit had staying power in Ireland

[@oddachieve]

Was played at every school disco in England from 1995-1999

[@wm6789]

Christian Povey I still remember it being used in school talent shows and dances as late as 2009

[@SF2036]

Oisin McPhillips You guys like Budweiser. That blows my mind.

[@blckhll1082]

I swear shit still gets plays in the provincial nightclubs of Britain every Friday and Saturday

[@Dr.Duck22]

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind in that eye. He was walking around with one of those cotton pads on his eye for a couple of months. Then suddenly, he disappeared, along with my girlfriend Apparently they'd bonded during the time after his injuries, and eloped together , left me behind without as much as a note. I tried to track them down, but never could. In conclusion, if it hadn't been for cotton eye Joe, I'd have been married a long time ago. Where did you come from, where did you go? Where did you come from, cotton eye Joe?

[@codeblue8922]

Crazy Towns’s “Butterfly” triggers a violent rage beast deep within my soul.

[@TheInsaniacGuy]

Feel the same way about Backstreet Boys' "As Long As You Love Me".

[@bryan123483]

I remember when that video was playing on MTV. God I hated it so much. It was just so so bad.

[@martybarons761]

Listen to “Pretty Little Ditty” by RHCP off of Mothers Milk. Then you’ll hate this song ever more. A complete rip-off of Flea on bass and trumpet.

[@TheCivildecay]

I can only remember a hot girl in the video

[@bryan123483]

@@martybarons761 I totally forgot about that. Great point!

[@jonathanhulbert518]

As a 2000’s baby in Texas, I still hear cotton eyed joe all the time. And people genuinely turn up to it. I’m glad I wasn’t crazy in knowing it was hot trash

[@specialknees6798]

Same here. ‘03

[@oldflowers1342]

Don't you fucking dare. Cotton-Eyed Joe is a certified hood classic.

[@daniellavaladez7820]

OMG same. I was born in 2000 and for some reason when I was a kid elementary schools loved that fucking song and I never liked it. Annoying AF.

[@Eirik_Bloodaxe]

All I really remember about Rollin’ is that it was The Undertaker’s entrance theme.

[@pallbearer1175]

The poverty version of the undertaker

[@TheCamSays]

DEAD MAN WALKIN’

[@randmiller88]

I see your Rollin' and raise you one American Badass.

[@pagingdrbitchcraft]

That was after he became the Moonshinetaker 🛁

[@12Saintsrow]

Rollin' was complete ass, but when Taker returned on Judgement Day 2000 to "American Badass", you can't lie and say that shit wasn't super wild.

[@beammeupjosi]

"A lot of terrible stuff coming out of 1999" *Hides birth certificate*

[@movimentodoscacos]

thanks melon i agree i suck

[@patrikgajcevic8123]

Don't say that king, head up, your crown is falling

[@j.aguilar5849]

nice loveless' cover edit

[@zeemancan3713]

Lol according to this video's comment section, there's a lot of 20 year olds here lol

[@derekwadas8489]

Exactly! I'm a *1999* boy myself, and I refuse having my birth year be shit on by a melon.

[@metabroke2612]

Melon head: rednex cotton eye joe Me: say sike right now

[@t6amygdala]

where did he come from

[@jrurbbehdidiwdnndjduw85eos73]

Anthony's vanity grows ever stronger, as shown in his self portrait hanging behind his filty melon dome

[@TheNamesJER]

Anthony, you didn’t even mention how “Butterfly” completely bastardized a Red Hot Chili Peppers guitar riff for the whole song.

[@faeriegraver]

I swear that sample is the only reason that tune was popular. Hence why they are one hit wonders...

[@pringelsthegamefreak]

John Frusciante

[@dunadan1995]

The only thing that makes this song decent is a stolen riff lol

[@grubbybum3614]

@@dunadan1995 Which Chilli Peppers song did it copy?

[@lauritsnielsen2867]

@@grubbybum3614 Pretty little diddy

[@BigOwl51]

“There will be more videos in this series”- please Anthony I’m starving. I need moreeeee

[@alex_flamer]

I hope he hasn't forgotten about this series. I want another episode too!

[@3lancerofficialmaybe871]

I'm surprised the "I Had A Dream" speech by MLK junior was on the list.

[@zladvevo9724]

I gotta admit “Butterfly” by Crazy Town is a small guilty pleasure of mine

[@Daftchild89]

Zlad! Vevo me too lol

[@Logoooo]

pretty little ditty is better

[@zladvevo9724]

Logo well that’s a given

[@mola55e5]

Zlad! Vevo listen to pretty little ditty by RHCP. That’s where crazy town sampled the main riff from. Far better song. No shitty lyrics.

[@WT-mm7gj]

Yea Melons wrong about that one

[@syalem]

"A lot of terrible stuff coming out in 1999" that, this one hit hard but it's true Fantano, my mom can confirm that.

[@lucaschamberlain253]

Not only is Crazy Town's "Butterfly" whack as a whole, the beat is just a Chili Peppers sample.

[@LuchaGangsta]

Which song was sampled?

[@zoop957]

@@LuchaGangsta Pretty Little Ditty from the Mother’s milk album

[@PimpPhilth]

Melon my mom said that you have to stop following me around school.

[@REfan001]

I remember in middle school when everyone wanted the red and black yankees hat that Fred Durst always wore

[@KillieVanillie]

“It’s like I linkin park had no redeeming values whatsoever” that is the best description I’ve heard all day haha

[@InsertCleverNameHere0]

>Butterfly >Cotton-Eyed Joe melon boi been rewatching old episodes of One Hit Wonderland, I see

[@Tunaboy45]

Todd also touched on The Reason in his 2004 video.

[@leetorry]

Ah yes, Tits

[@UnwrittenSpade]

Todd and his work is AMAZING

[@mfitzburger5137]

@@Tunaboy45 The way Todd introduced that song on his Worst of 2004 video was so on point it made my head spin.

[@dunadan1995]

Wait, he did one on Butterfly?

[@MrBurgundy76]

Man I love Last Kiss, it fits Eddies singing and story telling style perfectly

[@trvshbxvt3146]

I still hear "the reason" at work constantly

[@iJuanGutierrez]

TRVSHBXVT 😂😂😂😂.....I’m not a perfect person🎼

[@nercksrule]

...and the reason IS YOUUUUUUUUUUU!

[@guardianangel379]

Actual fun fact about Rednex - Cotton Eye Joe, I used to be roommates with the person who wrote this song and it's actually a product of a game of ''who could write the shittiest genre crossover track pop-song'' one night while they're in the studio drinking. The song actually made it in to the swedish melodifestivalen lmao

[@shayshayshayshayshayshayshay]

Bruhhhhhhhhhhhh wow

[@user-zm7zl9lc6j]

Cotton eyed joe started in the 1800s...

[@guardianangel379]

@@user-zm7zl9lc6j yeah they remade it, the whole thing has a bunch of problematic undertones but i doubt that was their intention though. the older generation swedes were pretty oblivious to racism, appropriation and stuff like that. it just hasn't been a part of our history like that

[@chubbymonkey452]

this dude said he knows cotton eyed joe

[@annaavila5166]

The Reason will always remind me of shitty CW teen dramas from the 2000s, I'm not even sure how often it was even used,,,, but it fits the entire genre too well

[@beeeffgee10k]

I can say ONE good thing about Limp Bizkit: Take away Fred Durst, and you have some pretty fucking talented guys

[@officialFredDurstfanclub]

Fred Durst is the glue that holds them together

[@osamayomama]

Wes had to be in the Bizkit because he owes Fred a wookiee life debt

[@DonkeyBoyVids]

And add him in and then you have some extremely fucking talented guys

[@patricklauer4452]

Obligatory Obligations YES!

[@SatoshiKong]

False. You have one marginally talented guy (Wes,) two pretty forgettable guys (Sam & John) and one totally irrelevant guy ("DJ" Lethal.)

[@flightnesssnowbirb8318]

In the third episode of the Melon flashback arc, we learned Anthony obtained the red flannel defeating Cotton Eye Joe and his stand Rednex

[@Pesmerk]

Fantanos description of the O-Town song had me dying laughing. It's perfect and true.

[@johngerygooz3251]

Agreed.

[@psychokitty444]

He undersold how awful the beat was. That intro. Wow.

[@quasardude]

I’m a 2000’s kid and I’ve heard Cotton Eye Joe too many times to count :(

[@stevenhaefner7686]

Quasar Dude Same.

[@verdunian595]

It's been played at every school function ever since '99

[@francescotramuto8646]

COTTON EYED JOE CERTIFIED BANGER MELON ARE YOU CRAZY

[@danpro4519]

It's great because every time you hear it you're totally drunk.

[@Alex_Herron]

Such a banger love when I attended a wedding with all my fellow lower class white people

[@PsychopathUltimate]

Rollin' is a national treasure, how dare you.

[@el_dee_cee]

Barbie Girl is "artistically viable??" Sure, Anthony, sure

[@PLJogging]

Wow he actually says this huh?

[@williancruz9657]

I mean, compared to other eurodance songs...

[@chrisjfox8715]

It’s a novelty song. Even people that liked that song back then took it for what it was and didn’t take it that seriously. Both it and Cotton Eyed Joe are nearly the 90s equivalent of What Does the Fox Say

[@scummymilk4622]

Barbie Girl is a good song gtfo

[@michaelhaydenbell]

Twas actually meant to be subversive as far as I understand, so BOOYAKA!

[@planetverez8114]

It makes me happy when people point out how awful Kid Rock is.

[@heelstevenmaggle5615]

Sadly people still worship the rest of the awful bands of that era.

[@H4LOM4ZT3R]

He seems like a nice guy but yeah his music is pretty shit

[@fairnenough]

Meme Man Josh idk man, accusing taylor swift of sucking dicks to get famous, saying being transgender is wrong, his attacks on single mothers and medicare for all, seems like kind of a shitty dude. he's done the bare minimum good any celebrity has to (giving a small percentage of his money to charity etc), but that doesn't really excuse his fucked up views and statements.

[@planetverez8114]

@@fairnenough I didn't even know all of that. Makes him even worse, if all that is true.

[@sonarbuge7958]

L // Seven Idk transgendering 7 year olds is kinda wrong

[@Jellycakelap]

Last Kiss was the first thing my dad learned how to play on guitar -- he almost never sang -- but he'd occasionally bust out this one when my folks had company over and they were just sitting around playing and singing. Pearl Jam's cover ain't so bad - I sang it for my mom the week before she died. But it being OVERPLAYED would kill it dead, FOR SURE.

[@Eduardo-zp1os]

Hoobastink "the reason" was released in 2003? Oh boy, I'm old.

[@TobusPls]

As a swede I can tell you that cotton eyed Joe is still being played here, alot. Usually for kids events.

[@YAIAAC]

This series makes me full on belly laugh every single time I revisit it. I think about the bit from Pt. 2 where Puddle of Mudd is called “a band that plays for wings at the local bbq spot” on a weekly basis.

[@Finallywinterr]

Hey melon, since you asked me to I asked my parents and they are aren’t home between 2pm to 5pm. Can’t wait to play LEGO Batman with you!

[@orangedalmatian]

dude lego batman 1 was the shit. I had it for the 360 and 100%-ed that game as a kid and got every achievement.

[@tabsfornow]

@@orangedalmatian same

[@daltonminnema960]

How dare you remind me of hoobastank. I was living a normal life and now I have to go kms

[@derekwadas8489]

Have you done it yet???

[@georgedudleysashtray3860]

Best band name of all time

[@Hello185]

He never did a another one he lied to us 😔😭

[@randmiller88]

Speaking of Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker needs to be on the next list

[@MustObeyTheRules]

Better days is decent. That’s the only song tho

[@Tudor_Iordache]

The reason's a banger melon fym

[@chrisjfox8715]

A lot of songs on this list were very popular at the time, or were novelty songs that people liked but didn’t take seriously. No one back then listened to Cotton Eyed Joe saying “this is an amazing fucking song” - we knew it was silly the same way What Does the Fox Say is silly but people still manage to enjoy it because they aren’t expecting it to be some masterpiece. I see this list of his as evidence that he was on his way to having unique taste in music that went well outside of the mainstream.

[@iJuanGutierrez]

Sasche Uciha fuck yeaaa the reason is awesomeeee!!!

[@1WEareBUFO1]

come on, that song was worn out the day it was born.

[@domeydan5558]

You managed to offend me and my wife and my eldest daughter in one video. Impressive

[@guitarmaniac004]

We used to have to do line dancing in our Irish Catholic School to Cotton Eyed Joe. Our teachers thought it was fun.

[@ToLWaM]

“A lot of terrible stuff coming out in 1999” *was born in 1999*

[@sterhax]

God I loved that Korn and Fred Durst track. I just loved how clearly they weren’t taking themselves seriously. Even Anthony points that out. But yeah it would hold up better if the comedy was based on anything good or the lyricism had any merits. Oh well. Still gonna go listen to a live version and the studio one too.

[@psychedoutmike5957]

Melon Head just literally listed every song on my 90’s/2000’s nostalgia playlist..

[@alensavic2685]

Hahahahahaha I was born in 91 and I agree with him on almost every track on his list. ESPECIALLY butterfly. Fucking Florida dirtbag music. For guys with frosted tips and pookah shell necklaces.

[@darkr.o.b.2179]

God, I'm a 2000s kid, and I've heard Cotton Eye Joe about 17 bajillion times. Like, when I was in Kindergarten, our school would start every morning with dancing for whatever reason, and half the time they played Cotton Eye Joe. And even after that ended, Cotton Eye Joe's still played at, like, every school dance.

[@MaddyBird666]

Can’t believe the Undertaker actually used Rollin as his theme when he tried to distance his character from all the spooky stuff and be just a generic biker dude

[@ayoitsantknee6714]

Even I hate All In The Family. and I'm a huge Korn fan.

[@Csnich96]

I'm a LB fan and I fucking hate it

[@done___]

Even Jonathan Davis himself said it's the worst song Korn has ever made.

[@osamayomama]

@@done___ what about twist tho?

[@done___]

@@osamayomama Twist is just kinda weird and funny. It's not even really a song, it's more of an intro to the Life is Peachy album.

[@ThierryRocksTV]

The worst song on Follow the Leader easily. Kinda crazy how they went dark af again a year later with Issues.

[@wpk914]

Ah yes, the return of my favorite series. Disliked for Last Kiss slander.

[@Jose-rc3dl]

Seriously Melon, that song is a masterpiece.

[@titanfighter12]

Terrible song lmfao

[@Jose-rc3dl]

@@titanfighter12 Fuckin fight me right now you lil shit

[@bisexualmajima]

Last Kiss fucking sucks lol

[@joejoejohnson8310]

That crazy town song’s music is actually just a sample from an instrumental Chili Peppers song

[@theblocksays]

Yeah from one of RHCP's way better albums (Mother's Milk) and that riff was butchered by Crazytown, remember the movie Orange County? I liked it at the time except for the fact that one fucking Crazytown song was rammed down your throat like the whole movie was sponsored by that record label who owned them.

[@jeremyc9593]

@@theblocksays The song was symbolic in the movie, which is why it was played over and over. It had nothing to do with any type of sponsorship.

[@FlaxenFalafel]

I was gonna say this. The riff was the only redeeming thing about Butterfly and I had no idea that it was from a RHCP song called pretty little diddy until I heard mothers milk for the first time probably almost a decade later

[@Devolgalf]

Oh Anthony... I almost shed a tear when you said you were not a perfect person. I mean, you have flaws but don't be too hard on yourself

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

I seen hoobastank in the thumbnail and I’m so angry before watching the video

[@Drogon7102]

Maybe watch the video...

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

Drogon maybe i will

[@seanmcdonagh6237]

Drogon i guess he didn’t really trash it, just made me sad cod i loved the reason

[@mitchlmitten5874]

​@@seanmcdonagh6237 Don't let it bog you down. I know it sucks when certain people disagree with your established opinions (believe me, as a Pearl Jam fan reading through these comments, I'm feeling the exact same thing), but you just gotta tell yourself that even Anthony can be full of shit sometimes and that, even when he's making good points, he would never want you to stop enjoying something just because he doesn't. At the end of the day, taste in music is subjective and you're gonna like what you're gonna like, so don't go thinking that you "have bad taste" or that liking a certain song says something about you, because neither of those are true. TL;DR Listen to all the Hoobastank you want. It's your life, enjoy it!

[@peanutbutteroven2660]

It's a terrible song. Deal with it.

[@homeslice1998]

I'm sorry, but arms wide open kicks ass

[@RCW39]

Okay I agree but Limp Bizkit's Take a Look Around is still fire to this day

[@henrydrummond5902]

I KNOW WHY YOU WANNA HATE ME

[@adam7190]

The Reason by Hoobastank is almost as dramatic as the wolf on your tshirt, Fantano. -Cal Cuchesta