100 Hilarious Pokemon Card Moves

[@PeridotEX]

there's a Japanese Incineroar card that has an attack called "God-Damn Punch". They changed it in English, but still.

[@izzybluejay2379]

Why does that sound so fitting for Incineroar...

[@jakesouthern4050]

It sounds like an angry drunk man in a bar Listen son, if you come any closer I’ll give ya..... I’ll giv yer a god damn punch!

[@ROYEWITHNOE]

will he just use a god-damn punch does arkoos hate incineroar why did this came to my mind

[@tristanrobinson6650]

Profane punch just doesn’t sound as good

[@Ian-wn5lc]

@@izzybluejay2379 because Incineroar looks very annoyed that someone made it bipedal but is quite willing to use that advantage to punch that person.

[@CadDriftarus]

That Ursaring was chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart 'cause he's not gay... at least, not until Bi Blast came into play.

[@adrienScenes]

English teachers seeing how poetic this is: *This says a lot about society*

[@_JustAnotherKid__]

No he was just practicing social distance

[@bluepearl4624]

Yeah, that Ursaring was mega gay.

[@chewbyham9197]

Damn that's *S M O O T H*

[@bluepearl4624]

@• Ayanna • Iwl • Smooth as hecc

[@jeffreyhopscotch1450]

The cleffa cards are essentially the pokemon version of the “aa” “AAA” “AAAAAAAAAAA!” Vine

[@golreththebladewing3464]

lmao yes

[@ace_of_hearts_189]

yep

[@Fr0ggz]

boyfriend when sees lemon demon: aa | boyfriend when ruv threatnens: AAA | boyfriend when lightning strikes: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! (yes this is a fnf meme)

[@_C4RB0N_]

@Bulbasaur can I hug u u are cute

[@_C4RB0N_]

@@Fr0ggz yes

[@eef5115]

Going from “groovy dance” to “GROPE” gave me whiplash

[@samarius_art_and_games]

That's usually what groovy dances lead to, so it makes sense.

[@alliethetheatreswiftie]

“grope??? dear god…”

[@hondaaccord1399]

Ohhhh prom

[@jpvera3042]

Msm reference

[@liarliarplants4hire]

Me: “ Sentret use Grope!” Sentret: [Uses Grope] Miltank: “ Mooooo~” Me & Sentret: [instant regret] Tauros: [uses rage] Sentret: [Goes flying] Miltank: [Turns to Tauros] “ Moo moo moo moo moo.” [walks away in a huff] Translation: “ He knew how to touch a woman, Steve.”

[@trash-lol]

“Moo Moo Squeeze” *“Please kill me”* i wasn’t looking and thought that please kill me was a pokémon move for a moment.

[@mylissamarshall6647]

Sounds like a move for Shedinja.

[@ashlibaker692]

That is hilarious and stupid at the same time

[@thatonegaminglatias4345]

Ashli Baker like the whole video :)

[@ashlibaker692]

@@thatonegaminglatias4345 what are you talkin about

[@voidoflife9372]

Hahahahahaha

[@koakendo]

"It's crying and somehow doing damage" Sobble: *Hold my beer*

[@KNBhanushali]

9:48

[@hhee4123]

I’m concerned that Sobble is holding a beer

[@shaddowofthelost1750]

@@hhee4123 needs to get over it's sadness somehow. And it's doing it wrong. Unless it is root beer.

[@scantyer]

Binding of isaac

[@froopea9094]

@@scantyer Tammy + Brimstone

[@that_regret]

Forretress Card: "Everyone Explode Now" Micheal: *laughs* Forretress behind Micheal: "I'll do it, and i'll make it look like a bloody accident."

[@the_melon_apocalypse_2711]

*After* ??? Used max revive Forretress:I'll f***ing do it again

[@Chanceogal]

😆

[@ThePmso]

Is that a asdfMovie reference?

[@inosq3985]

It will just be a little happy accident

[@shinyflygon4276]

Out it on the sub Reddit

[@ukkisragee9983]

That "flash of destruction" and the reaction of "this one is funny because i am a child" is one of my favorites also the "Big bang horn" was funny too This says a lot about me

[@RyuuSix]

Forretress Card: "Everyone Explode Now" Ah, yes. The Michael Bay attack.

[@CrowAkechi_The_Luminary]

Hahahahahahaha

[@ThyIsro]

i have that card and i laugh hard too 😂😂

[@aidentran4623]

2020 can't get any worse they said

[@morning1971]

I have the everyone explode car in my cousin laugh so hard

[@r4ryder388]

rero rero rero rero rero

[@Koopstrooper]

Forretress you can't just look at me like that and say "Everyone Explode Now"

[@sieiaijshdiwoakzbwyuqozp]

Koopstrooper ok

[@theepicduckjr.1408]

This is what the opposing pokemon on John's randomizer XDDDDDD

[@Cold-Blooded-Jay]

Yup, definitely the best move. The only one that got a legit guffaw out of me when I saw it.

[@Deskiezie]

He didn’t say Simon Says

[@necrozma4029]

wait so it was forretress all along???

[@moss4658]

"Bi Blast- The defending Pokemon is now bisexual" Used to be hetro Now I'm just bi

[@Incrypt3d]

I'm bisexual so that was funny

[@athenahamato1941]

YAS!!!!!!!!

[@abrawolf]

Don't give away our most powerful weapon and well kept secret. How else are we supposed to spread our agenda

[@slevinchannel7589]

Diglet Foot Massage!!! That's a good Attack Name i say!

[@DitzyNizzy2009]

I’m guessing that’s how I became bi. 🤷🏼‍♀️

[@dededetheboi9913]

“Moomoo Squeeze.” “Please kill me.”

[@galixypawerpack]

-MandJTV 2020-

[@골목-j8o]

“Hopeless Scream” Shedninja, casually: **has no mouth**

[@Eclipse_101]

Also the stance it’s in looks like it’s ominously looming over you and ur gunna die

[@Luniel11]

It's based of a cicada and people often refer to the noise they make with their wings as screams, cicadas don't have mouths either

[@positroniic]

I have the shedinja pokemon card

[@positroniic]

Its op

[@positroniic]

But it isnt tanky

[@jacko5444]

Imagine in war instead of dropping a nuke they just say "Everyone explode now"

[@dabluepittoo-aqua4213]

So the Japanese know that attack then?

[@prehistoricfanboy101]

Godzilla: MMMMM LUNCHTIME

[@bai501videos5]

Oh hail nah

[@GhaniKeSawah]

@@dabluepittoo-aqua4213 the kamikaze pilots sure do

[@Nintendofan1389]

@@GhaniKeSawah Jesus christ man

[@CradilyBestPokemon]

You should note, a Cradily's tentacles are also tender.

[@Malayan-dude-69]

Lmfao 😂

[@peterhacke6317]

Womans best friend XD

[@fortymcmeme3846]

@@peterhacke6317 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@unluckyomens370]

🥴

[@hotaruishere2133]

I want to be caressed by Cradily's tender tentacles.... 🥴🥴💕

[@Lightning_Lance]

I love how Continuous Lick deals more damage the more head you get. 3:02

[@AustinJASMR]

This sounds super weird when you forget that the tcg has coins to flip

[@AnIgniSign]

Ayo

[@ProfessionalNamielleLewder69]

Note to self: Never get head from a Lickitung. I will die.

[@euclyptuseuphoria3759]

Wrong choice of words

[@ForkliftCertification744]

Say that again, but slowly

[@nickioleary8577]

6:23 *Trainer:* Hey let’s do Get Help *Mothim:* What? *Trainer:* Get Help! *Mothim:* No. *Trainer:* Come on you love it *Mothim:* I hate it *Trainer:* It’s great it works every time *Mothim:* It’s humiliating! *Trainer:* Do you have a better plan? *Mothim:* No. *Trainer:* We’re doing it :) *Mothim:* We are NOT doing Get Help *Mothim used Get Help. It’s super effective!*

[@dhruvanand6695]

Classic.

[@erikatinajero6577]

SOILER ALERT: Thor Ragnorok

[@dhruvanand6695]

@@erikatinajero6577 Or better, Ferrothor: Magmarok

[@erikatinajero6577]

@@dhruvanand6695 comedy genius

[@starnightfall]

HAHHAHAH

[@Starricane]

8:25 the fact that they were one after another is incredible. 10/10

[@drawnwithlove3499]

Furry Chance and Get Help was good too

[@amytg777]

Both of you deserve upvotes for that

[@KNBhanushali]

9:48

[@kdevelopergw]

@@amytg777 reddit moment

[@invincibleihjj4450]

​@@KNBhanushali ❤

[@shyguyissoawesomeguys]

Michael: I'm doing a MBF Battle Michael's luck: *EVERYONE EXPLODE NOW*

[@_C4RB0N_]

Rainbow Smash Pichu lol

[@sahidasultana5931]

Bleh shipper

[@sahidasultana5931]

Shupet

[@meghanaingleshwar]

Rainbow Smash Pichu:lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ghostlycreations6]

Hey I remember building a deck around that Forretress card back in the day because I found that attack amusing and you actually can make it do a considerable amount of damage if you use Forretress G the SP card and various SP cards to search them. You also could use the Bellossom that was in this video to heal some of the damage the Forretress take.

[@ShadowKat31]

So that means you got the everyone explode now?

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

“B cancel” sounds like a competitive smash bros term

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

That is what i was about to say LOL

[@shockanova]

I’m pretty sure it is

[@paulschultz8011]

😂

[@coyraig8332]

@@shockanova Not sure if it's a thing in ultimate, but b-reverse was a thing in smash 4

[@Literally_a_plant]

@@coyraig8332 it still is it always has been look up how to one shot jigglypuff in melee

[@rwapa3128]

Michael: Eek, Eeek, Eeeeeeek Me: *Chokes on my cereal because I’m laughing too much *

[@naturalharmoniagropius4486]

The "e" in the middle represents on how many cards being drawn. #FunFact

[@bondorak]

Fun fact. I have the cleffa card with Eeek move

[@jakesouthern4050]

Me when I stub my toe be like

[@ihavenobread6302]

He forgot about “Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek”

[@andrewkatz5689]

The Cleffa Eek cards were some of the best in this list.

[@finalhazard883]

"Everybode explode now" and "Get help" had me rolling.

[@dyciefisk2535]

"We are not doing 'Get help!'."

[@sanjamusa2754]

what about eek,eeek and eeeeeeeek

[@AbsoluteNothing56]

You have to explode *N O W*

[@AbsoluteNothing56]

Also "Bi Blast"?

[@LatiloveOmg]

We are not doing get help..

[@AiLoveAidoru]

Can I just say that the artwork on the card makes the move “Feverish Kiss” even better? That Jynx looks absolutely delirious and I feel like she should probably save the kissing for when she gets better.

[@movietheatersnacks]

"It's Just Crying. And Doing Damage while Crying" Here comes Napstablook

[@calamitous_Calamitas]

(ghost fight)

[@Breach-Clear]

mafia music plays

[@Stardust_RamlethalPM]

blooky

[@gustavosayto3465]

Or kpop stans

[@L-and-P]

Here comes Togepi. Togepi 10 attack 10 defense It is normally happy, but it seems sad for some reason.

[@SK-wf5vr]

John's entire team in the Metrenome Nuzlocke: Everyone Explode NOW!

[@justjoannak]

Omg, *TRUE*

[@slevinchannel7589]

Diglet Foot Massage!!! That's a good Attack Name i say!

[@erasedspirit114]

@@slevinchannel7589 yes he has to reveal his foot

[@thegreattrapofthewest9609]

Shedinja knowing hopeless scream is the best thing I’ve ever heard

[@plasmakitten4261]

How he makes his enemies feel if they aren't careful

[@DrRandomVZT]

@@plasmakitten4261 It's how all the Legendaries feel after failing to defeat Go- I mean a sturdy Shedinja

[@idosomethingiguess3680]

@@DrRandomVZT I lost a showdown match,Due to my only Pokemon left not being able to damage shedinja.

[@DrRandomVZT]

@@idosomethingiguess3680 That's a mega oof

[@viroszelmire1391]

Shedninja be like: I HAVE NO MOUTH BUT I MUST SCREAM

[@ResettisReplicas]

I can’t stop singing “Everyone Explode Now” to the tune of “Everybody Dance Now.”

[@funnifrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrameesss]

I can’t either, AND THATS GOOD!

[@narri_l_ofcl]

MOOD

[@_somuchstardust_]

I'm a little concerned because the "furry chance" ambipom was one of my first cards... Another of my first cards was the "never enough" gible

[@matthiashickman5321]

For me was the Mewtwo X, and it was a huge card

[@minecraftx8648]

grain!

[@BeeMajor]

I also have the Furry enough Ambipom…but I think I have about 2-3 of them

[@Nintendo_song-maker]

my first few cards were also the furry chance ambipom, and also, the big bang horn mega heracross sadly i lost the mega heracross

[@Shadowonwater]

My first card was a Zigzagoon, there was picture of it laying on a stump, it was very cute

[@lumberpickel]

Actually, Bullet Seeds translation is literally “Seed Machine Gun”.

[@mslabo102s2]

Machine gun works as a metaphor of repeated attack performed rapidly in Japanese. IDK why not for English natives.

[@sr71silver]

@@mslabo102s2 it does for us too. Sometimes we say "rapid fire" instead but "machine gun" is not uncommon. It's just localization teams being overly prissy and deciding that "machine gun" is some how bad for children.

[@combusted4964]

PICKLE RICK!!!!

[@monokain1651]

In korea, it’s just machine gun

[@stevef5888]

Same with bullet punch. Machine Gun Punch

[@azelfdaboi5265]

"Do machine guns even exist in the Pokemon world" There's that one gen 1 episode

[@danielbibbey6906]

Yeah it was banned outside of Japan because of the use of guns. I have heard of it.

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Japan really underestimated how many guns are in America

[@ThelordHayden34]

Episode 12

[@bonezdalucario2606]

@@nickkayfabe6147 Japan is the inspiration for America

[@danielbibbey6906]

@@trashbag1108 I don't remember but all I do remember it was supposed to be the introduction to Dratini if I'm remembering right.

[@jamesmalinowski4033]

In the very early days of the TCG, there was a deck revolving around putting the opponents pokemon to sleep, and using Do The Wave. This deck is the reason Stadium cards exist.

[@thenorfnonly3486]

Glalie: **chucks a pebble at Sawk** Sawk: ...What the hell was that? Glalie: That was my... *I N T I M I D A T I O N P E B B L E*

[@RUB1X014]

I'm scared of pebbles now

[@aci6737]

Sawk: procede to cut the ocean

[@neatoburrito9013]

Sawk: Fool! Now you shall face the wrath of my, *K I C K O F R I G H T E O U S N E S S*

[@RUB1X014]

@@neatoburrito9013 AND FIVE FIERCE CHOPS

[@stellathefoxgirl3648]

*confused screaming*

[@srgntsylveon2919]

"Everyone explode now" sounds like an attack i would use

[@lizgudino5309]

There is a Detective Pikachu that has a move called "Coffee Break".

[@irumfatima7795]

@Moyakaku 86 *cloudy

[@teamsharpened7661]

I have it

[@butterbaconcomic5140]

Andrea Gudino “yaaaahhh”

[@mizusenshisongs]

I actually own that card! It's part of a special 18-card subset of TCG cards they released when the movie came out.

[@noods1406]

Dialing

[@hondaaccord1399]

1:17 The chair squeaking sounds like a tiny mischievous laugh and I LOVE IT

[@thatonepersonyouknowtheone7781]

I was NOT prepared for "The defending pokemon is now bisexual"

[@KNBhanushali]

3:07

[@wally5416]

I fell laughing

[@niv731]

for everyones comfort, "Everyone Explode Now" is at 5:30

[@gup2196]

5:28

[@widdershins3785]

/Explodes

[@LeviCPC25]

/summon tnt

[@Hero_778]

Why do I sing everybody dance now but it's everyone explode now, we need to make this an actual cover

[@funnifrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrameesss]

@@Hero_778I’ll do it!

[@gemmajordan2147]

Michael: "Get Help" *THOR HAS ENTERED THE CHAT*

[@yushakader4991]

Loki: we are not doing get help

[@michaelromano611]

Thor:yes we are doing get help

[@grimsl3324]

Hela:im gonna kill you guys

[@erasedspirit114]

@Nathan Prins why bcuz of your siblings?

[@shahanajabeen3028]

Thor: Throws Loki at guards

[@alvred9065]

Let’s be real. Ice Calibur sounds pretty darn cool

[@lunanote-cassettemeower]

Baxcalibur better have Ice Calibur in a TCG card Heck, it should have been made into a real Pokémon move and been given to Baxcalibur, it’s PERFECT for Baxcalibur!

[@ryanlachance9862]

Mikey: there are moves that reference deadly weapons Guillotine: 😰

[@sirlambchops.]

FLAMETHROWER

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Water gun 🔫

[@ongakuwotabeta]

Bullet seed. Sharpen. Swords dance’s effect. Curse on ghost types.

[@polaknasieci1331]

Flash

[@nickkayfabe6147]

Flash cannon

[@MrPogee]

Depression: *exists* Michael's laugh: I'm gonna end this man's whole career

[@Irish_Enderman]

Change Micheal laugh to just Micheal

[@rozak.2939]

Oh yeah, so true!

[@mohammedhussein8720]

Yes. He is the chosen one.

[@YureiZenSakura]

I bet Michael was hoping for the "Everyone Explode Now" during his battle with The Aura Guardian's Miltank. 🤣🤣

[@ForgottenYouTuber9393]

Oml yes 🤣

[@fennekinthefennekinsaltacc358]

I WOULD'VE LAUGHED!!!

[@ssjmatt8424]

This entire thing is so...funny. You really made me laugh which is hard to do for me. Good job Michael, truly and thank you.

[@magnadongalo5067]

Marnie: Hmm.. This move expresses my feelin's. What do you think? *B I G O L ' B I T E*

[@duck3ru]

When I saw that I was like, “Marnie, you good?”

[@wyatt_thepals4882]

Bun Bun same, I honestly thought she was hungry... Then I remembered my character was a boy and I got scared-

[@Anaea]

What is wrong with her?

[@SpookySquid14]

Marnie: Hmm.. This move expresses my feelin's. What do you think? T E N D E R T E N T A C L E S

[@henrybackus5775]

Look she’s hungry ok

[@cactusblack5993]

"76. Own The Place" What cat doesn't act like they own the place? That was a good, funny one.

[@mr.hippopotamus1792]

OOOOH LOOK AT HEER SHE WALKIN ROUND LIKE SHE OWN THE PLAAACE

[@helencaldwell2964]

I have that card

[@tahairfan4630]

For humans we own the place but for the cats they own the place this is a true fact and not a joke

[@woozlegamer8253]

Umbreon: THE TENDER TENTACLES ARE DROWNING ME

[@giantheccinwyvern]

*snap* ayyy

[@_C4RB0N_]

TenDeR TEntaCLEs,LeNDetH mE ThY PoWEr!

[@thebraviarykid7849]

Blacky Jacky's shall be no more after the TenDEr fLOor TeNtIcALS

[@ayzn..]

Not ruining the 100 likes

[@zoneduzstuff7326]

“Forrettress! Use everyone explode now!” “But I don’t want too…” “I SAID WE EXPLODE TODAY!”

[@mewmew5605]

Nobody: Not a single soul: Furries: *F U R R Y C H A N C E*

[@Herralevant]

Bruh

[@ahang6904]

@@louissbelgio3510 UwU the Fuwwies will get you OwO

[@BBBBBB-do5fd]

@@ahang6904 -UWU- NO

[@thesillygooseever]

@@louissbelgio3510 i hate you

[@thesillygooseever]

im a furry bruh

[@megaascension2748]

Mimikyu GX has an attack called “Let’s Snuggle and Fall”.

[@ricardozuniga3182]

What??????

[@jillmundung5463]

To be fair, Mimikyu's og z-move is already pretty weird.

[@Mattno.777]

(• U •)

[@christinekatzman2164]

@@jillmundung5463 Let's snuggle and fall forever! It'll be fun, I promise.

[@shawnfields2369]

@@christinekatzman2164 I don't believe you. What the f**k happened to the floor?!

[@haxorusimp2980]

Fortress Card: "Everyone explode now" Chuggaconroy: "YES, I'M GOING BOOM!"

[@runningoncylinders3829]

Scott Pilgrim: You are blowing up. Right now.

[@spongefan155]

HA HA

[@rbsgyble3430]

Nobody: Al Qaeda:

[@Kortrix]

I have that card

[@Kloks_18]

Perfect move for koffing

[@StrikEagle1379]

7:41 I don't know if Mikey was joking or not, but just in case he wasn't, "Machine Gun Headbutt" means that the pokemon uses headbutt multiple times so fast that its like a machine gun firing off many rounds of bullets in a short amount of time. It didn't refer to the gun itself, but rather the speed at which the gun can fire off attacks. Same with "Machine Gun Stomp".

[@iantaakalla8180]

I feel then those moves should be translated to “Rapid Fire Headbutt” and “Rapid Fire Stomp”

[@ShadowNinetales]

​@@iantaakalla8180 ....... Because otherwise people are going to think the Pokémon are using literal machine guns in battle? This sounds like the premise of an article on The Onion. 😂 Satire is deceased and so is logic, apparently.

[@thewillowtree727]

That seems impossible honestly, I wouldn't think of that because who would think of headbutting so fast it's like a machine gun? Headbutts are a wind up move used once before moving into other actions

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@thewillowtree727 Scrafty's head is *very* thick.

[@thewillowtree727]

@@foisopracurtir6389 OK? What does that have to do with the action of winding your head back and swinging it forward rapidly without looking silly and losing power

[@competitivepokemonplayah8990]

"Everyone explode now" Me: *laughs so much im crying*

[@rosencvetanov6129]

but did you explode, it says that you need to explode

[@titanotrike]

Imagine if that move makes you lose all your cards

[@CandyCornCorgi]

EVERYONE EXPLODE NOW - ba da da da, da da da da da

[@dimensiongoat]

“The attacking Pokémon used Everyone Explode Now” “You laughed too hard and couldn’t move” “You used Bawl”

[@presidentpeashooter4617]

Competitive Pokémon Playa used bawl

[@donnieaycrandall1537]

"Chillin in a hot tub... 5 feet a part because he's not gay" the best line of the video

[@ktz342]

2:57. ...?

[@arohamumberry7324]

2:09

[@greninjazac4577]

“The defending Pokémon is now bisexual” This is officially my favorite video from you

[@kylefarrell849]

2:25

[@zaccyfn]

You mean Ditto? who is also transgender

[@greninjazac4577]

@@zaccyfn …..dear Arceus, you’re right

[@crustle535]

Oh god

[@MorganOgerpon_Fan]

Vaporeon is gendefluid

[@cheetoface1349]

Spiritomb's "B Cancel" attack is indeed a reference to pressing B to cancel an evolution in the Main Series Pokemon games. What Mikey failed to notice, however, is the effect of the card, which prevents your opponent from evolving their active pokemon during their next turn. You could think of it as when my brother B Cancelled my shiny rayquaza and released it from its box Also, Everyone Explode Now is a reference to Everybody Dance Now.

[@AlphaC0re]

Someone: Curse you! Me: Curse you... _deeply_

[@joshiscoolngl]

Damagriiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiigus

[@kewixi]

*DEEPLY*

[@Liliana_the_ghost_cat]

*Me imagining what the move curse deelply might do* Lucario:i'm going to destroy you! Vaporeon:fine them,do your worse! Lucario:*uses curse deeply* f*ck you, you dirty daughter of a b*tch Vaporeon:oh chill out luca Lucario:i'm sorry girl i didn't mean to... Vaporeon:*uses tsunami*(is that evrn a real move?) Lucario:*almost f*cking dies*

[@isimp4tobirama376]

100th like

[@hieveryonemynameiskermit4109]

2:11 as soon as I heard "chilling in a hot tub", I immediately knew what was coming next

[@nickkayfabe6147]

5 gens apart cause they’re not gay

[@Ocalvolamina]

Your avater hahahahah i cant! Hahahahahahahahahaj

[@clupos74]

Same

[@dwarflanternsharkfriend6713]

@@nickkayfabe6147 OMG YOU ARE THE SPECIAL

[@dogski2822]

7:58 I wasn't paying attention and for a second I thought ”Please kill me.” was an actual move.

[@amiamagi]

LOL

[@UselessAccountt]

If it was,it'd be used by ever 14 year old on KZbin

[@CheezMaster24]

Same bc I went to get some water while holding my phone (not looking) and then I was like : what Pokemon wanna be killed

[@TheSuperHumanHimself]

SAME LOL

[@BloverCraneIsBadAtBTD6]

Lol yes

[@sp4cefug1tive]

6:44 This is what inspired Dragapult

[@thierryearle1228]

The moves “ eek, eeek and eeeeeeek” remind me of the AA battery meme where the man starts screaming

[@ackyducc5040]

aa, aAA, AAAA

[@destro1549]

aaaaa AAAAaaaaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@DaKing08]

aa AAA *AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@MysteriousOrb00X]

Oh yeah. Oh frick I can't get that out of my head now

[@MysteriousOrb00X]

aa. Aaa AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@кокерша]

Registeel's moveset: Explosion Self-destruct Misty explosion Everyone explode now

[@spino650]

Someone: WHY THE HELL DO YOU NEED 3 EXPLOSION ATTACKS! Registeel: my goals are beyond your understanding

[@bulbzz3704]

@Bulbasaur lol

[@bulbzz3704]

@Bulbasaur i do that all the time vbut my freinds already know lol

[@RockmanZeroModernDay]

Memento is a self fainting move.

[@Ruination.]

I used my Master Ball on THIS DAMN POKÉMON

[@liv2815]

“Its not legh” “ITS LEGHLEGHLEGHLEGHLEGLEGHLEGHLEGHLEGH” MandJTV - 2020

[@tpgfm]

Michael = Gorb

[@connmanw7953]

i wish i could give this more than one like

[@jeffthekiller9315]

Rerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorerorero

[@kristelholveck8534]

XxSuperior xX used dangerous lick! It's super ineffective!

[@code_Rei]

it's not *bruno bucciarati lick* it's RERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERORERO

[@squibandshark9061]

7:55 “Moomoo Squeeze.” Mikey: PLEASE KILL ME.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

3:07 Someone put in a clip of Kakyoin licking cherries side by side with this and make it a gif

[@williamleitschuh8595]

Lol

[@shining4784]

That would be the most amazing thing ever

[@xavierblaster]

Was looking for your comment and kakyoin comment got both

[@sw1shstyx777]

How are you here out of all videos

[@flow_gnag]

Oh my god why are you here and how. get out of every video I watch

[@you-pg2fh]

Nobody: Zubats in a cave: *helo*

[@Manlikegibbon]

Allow us to introduce ourselves

[@almondthefurret6818]

Probably is actually balloon boy saying hello

[@Shady-up5cz]

Me as a child: is standing Drifloon: hippity hoppity you are now my property

[@ShinyRK9]

Humans: hellno

[@thatonekit]

SLAP OF MISFORTUNE Coffagrius: *Slaps* Trainer: Ah f**k, I can't believe you've done this

[@star01010.d]

Nice

[@isaiaholaru5013]

Trainer 5 minutes later : Encounters 15 mass outbreaks of Zubat and Geodude in a cave

[@lunawohlmut4821]

I’m like, a year late to this video, but Counting Song, especially on Duskull, may be based on the story of Okiku, a serving girl who was killed while searching for her master’s missing tenth precious plate, and every night climbed out of the well she was dumped into and counted to nine, before screaming instead of counting the tenth. Anyone who heard her counting would become ill, and anyone who heard her scream would die.

[@BJGvideos]

What happens if you help her look for it?

[@lunawohlmut4821]

@@BJGvideos She won’t listen to you, or interact. The only way she was put to rest was someone yelling “Ten” before she could scream, so she thought it had been found.

[@spammyspammington3805]

I am the owner of a prestigious BikaBika Pikachu card myself; so proud of him, he's famous now

[@user-xp5qc7zl7r]

Its all fun and games until the floor tentacles turn tender

[@BeatParade]

Me who thinks of KFC: wonder why I'm so hungry thinking about Tender Tentacles

[@stapoldypropagandaaccount]

Lol

[@Vynxint]

Oh Hell NO!! I think we all know where this is going.

[@bluepearl4624]

@@Vynxint NO STOP

[@memeyjotaro5502]

@@Vynxint WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

[@asuperstrongtrex937]

nobody not a single soul foretress: everybody explode now

[@matthewwilliams8267]

EVERYBODY DO THE BOOM

[@Kingminer13579]

Not tomorrow. Not after breakfast. NOW.

[@Penguin-zp6yt]

Dead meme format

[@oresti9271]

Electrode: But sir... Foretress: DO IT

[@what.380]

*Everybody (including humans) used explosion* The world -dies as long with the universe- fainted!

[@beans2677]

*In a triple battle...* Man 1: Cleffa, use Eek! Man 2: Alright Cleffa, use Eeek! Man 3: Let's go, Cleffa! Use Eeeeeek!

[@rylanbrewer3320]

Fortress everyone explode now

[@lithobreak3812]

"The defending pokemon is now bisexual" that was hilarious and could also be an actual move, making the defending pokemon be susceptible to attract from pokemon of the same gender as well as the opposite, there should also be a Pan-blast that makes the pokemon vulnerable to genderless pokemon using attract (yes all 2 of them).

[@QuartzOfficial]

cryogonal: *thumbs up*

[@okami-shaman9548]

The move should be able to make all Pokémon susceptible to infatuation... or have sweet scent reworked to do it.

[@cameoshadowness7757]

Yes. That would be a good yes!

[@VampDemigod]

That one out to me too, I love the idea you made! Feels like it could be used in tandem with Boyfriends.

[@AnnanKamrans]

There are more than 2 genderless pokemon with attract, Cryogonal, Mew and I think xerneas, maybe xerneas does not have it, I saw a xerneas with it in MandJTV'S "Pokemon Shield But I Randomized Everything" Video

[@i_dunno3340]

Student: how was the universe made? Teacher: its known as the big bang horn theory 2:30

[@skyslinger0073]

That second makes a huge difference

[@smashmemeboy3750]

“Everyone explode now” is the greatest move in The Pokémon history.

[@Texascowboy68]

“Everyone explode now”?! 🤣 oh my god that was hysterical I almost died laughing 🤣

[@--CHARLIE--]

Mismagius used curse deeply Mismagius: F&$K! Flygon: whoa dude.. that is deep It was super effective

[@caelacalista]

Bewear used bear hug Bewear hugs you and breaks your bones Team Rocket: We're blasting off again! OHKO

[@7swordquanta459]

Nah, I was thinking Mismagius giving a Yo Mama joke

[@shinydecidueye9593]

Flagon: But I don’t have a mom

[@caelacalista]

@@shinydecidueye9593 Lickilicky used Dangerous Lick Charmander: I'm not scared! It was inneffective

[@shinydecidueye9593]

Eevee: *Uses Helping Hand* Eevee: But I don’t have friends

[@christinekatzman2164]

Me: tries to do a metronome challenge My pokemon: Everyone Explode Now I don't mean to annoy anyone with this edit but this is the most likes I have gotten so thx

[@wyatt_thepals4882]

True

[@TheOwlsofSilver]

Unfortunately true

[@JCGAMES69]

True

[@Remy202]

This is the best comment on this whole video xD

[@cowrocks3630]

susheoOElzmekdjh

[@jul3sjpeg]

the “eek” thing reminds me of that one battery vine.

[@mothkeytv]

A, AA, AAA!!!!! That's a classic👏👏👏

[@SayuuTheSleepy]

A......AA.......AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@heeheetler3952]

A ... AA ... AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@colinpogue2319]

Aaaa...Aaaaaaaaa...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

[@screaming_infant6002]

eek. eeek. EEKKKKKKKKKKK

[@CeaselessEntertainment8468]

My body responding to the 45 tons of taco bell i ate when someone says its on the house: 5:28

[@karolnowak6423]

Suspicious Beam β most likely refers to β radiation, which basically is a stream of high-velocity electrons. Now how you would make that stream can be suspicious.

[@platinumnova6485]

Wait thats actually a really cool explanation

[@dialgalithstorm6534]

Porygon2 evolves into Porygon-Z using the dubious disc. The move's name may just be referencing that everything about Porygon-Z is suspicious

[@stapoldypropagandaaccount]

sus beam

[@cherubblu]

ayo 😳

[@PlayerZeroStart]

I'm pretty sure it's actually a reference to a "beta" in software development, the stage where a product is technically complete but hasn't been released yet so that the developers can test for bugs, polish it, or sometimes add more features.

[@TFD_Animations]

Whenever im gonna hear “Everybody Dance Now” from that one song, im just gonna think of people exploding to the beat of the song and maybe a few alluhackbars thrown in there in the distance.

[@TheLadyLiddell]

I'm glad I wasn't the only one xD

[@theweirdalex12]

Me too!!!

[@JAEratt13]

"Everyone Explode Now" but to the tune of "Everybody Dance Now"

[@TiagoNomad]

I thought the same thing. I’m actually surprised Michael didn’t make that joke and a little dance to accompany it. Lol

[@hazakurasuyama9016]

i was just thinking that lol

[@neetifice]

Everybody 'splode, now!

[@MartimJesus-kj1ku]

KaBOOOOOOOOM!

[@SoraBeyblade]

This was the first Mandjtv video I ever watched. Now, 3 years later, I’m addicted.

[@endernightthedrokain1770]

My favorite one was "every one explodes now!" because now in my head I'm imagining a trainer in battle commanding his Tortretess to do that move and everyone in the stadium exploding.

[@Camme69]

Fun fact: Mewtwos X-Ball move was really OP in online competetive and I remember facing that card a lot in the early days of X and Y

[@goodgame6722]

Nobody: Michael: It’s not just a (noun), it’s an (adjective)(noun)!

[@ROYEWITHNOE]

Roger Rumsey ADNOUN

[@angewait5274]

PHAAAAAAAT BEATS

[@judeduckworth2363]

Or It’s not just (noun) it’s (noun) (adverb)

[@Cum328]

It’s not just food, it’s M&S food

[@heathc148]

So accurate

[@lechonkenthusiast7691]

This is my favorite MandJTV video of all time I love how he does the actions and they crack me up!😂

[@Ghms-go4pj]

Me: I'm gonna use Tender tentacles to squeeze that moomoo! Mom: Wtf are you doing?! Me: Playing Pokémon :( Mom: *W U T*

[@ember_falls]

"furry chance" "get help" seems legit

[@ElliePhant-zq6bp]

I can not explain my laughter after reading this comment

[@Hmmm777]

"get help" sound like a quote from a movie but idk what because i forgot

[@99wins31]

You mean Thor Ragnarok

[@Hmmm777]

@@99wins31 Oh yea that's the one

[@Emerald-Fluffie]

So you’re saying I have a chance? ...I won’t get help tho

[@lovelatte1653]

"A horde of shiny voltrobe appeared!" Them: everyone explode now!

[@MarbioKing3732]

2:25 Bi Blast to Big Bang Horn to Big Ol’ Bite had me ROARING

[@liamheneghan4977]

Michael: Uses alluring smile Me: *is allured*

[@dannyman5751]

I have the Forretress card that says everyone explode now

[@pugsinablanket8182]

G MAX FORTRESS USE EVERYONE EXPLODE NOW

[@butterbaconcomic5140]

Swag Dragons nice Mmmmmm

[@jacquiwallbank6506]

He he

[@soulhoney1908]

@@pugsinablanket8182 boom

[@morganstatham219]

Umbreon when he encounters TCG Cardily: *The Tender Floor Tentacles are DROWNING Me!*

[@DramaLlamaTheatrics]

Same thought process. I just found that so funny I had to comment something similar to you.

[@13thKingMu]

Umbreon:oh no,not again

[@morganstatham219]

@@DramaLlamaTheatrics I see you too are a man on ultimate culture.

[@devonm042690]

'suspicious beam Beta' Now I'm imagining Porygon-Z as a Mother/Earthbound enemy. With it's wackily abstract design it already fits aesthetically anyway

[@iantaakalla8180]

It would have the battle music “Battle Against a Machine”

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

“Everyone explode now” *”killer queen in a nutshell”*

[@hugahudi]

Is this a jojo refrence?!!?

[@billythebiscuitcactus]

yes :P

[@lauriemulsman9267]

Killer queens fourth bomb: forretress

[@code_Rei]

lol megidolaon

[@internetlurker1850]

Pfft it is obviously the second bomb, shocking heart problems.

[@theothertoni4698]

Michael: "That was the dumbest thing I've ever done" Future Michael: "The dumbest thing you've ever done... so far."

[@terminalvelocityrunner2202]

The best part about Beware knowing a move called ‘Bear Hug’ is that according to some dex entries, a Beware just giving a loving hug has the high potential to SHATTER THE PERSON’S BONES because of its colossal strength. It literally loves/hugs you to merciless death!!

[@The_hot_blue_fire_guy]

Yet another pokédex entry that makes me question how on earth humans survived in a world filled with terrifying monsters! Like some of these entries are darker than literal horror movies! (Mostly the ghost types but it’s not exclusively them)

[@thebanana8403]

"Moo Moo Squeeze" now i understand why micheal hate and terrified of milktank.....