1000 WAYS to DESTROY EARTH

I explore ever way that I could possibly think of to destroy the earth in Universe Sandbox!
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[@neomanova1112]

Markiplier, destroyer of galaxies, crusher of worlds, owner of Chica.

[@circusbabyfriends481]

XD

[@LadyMauraM]

What about, king of animatronics?

[@bisco8342]

Imagine what it would be like if he used this to be an astronomy lecturer in a college. That would be fun.

[@julianperez716]

What about the😲 KING OF 5 NIGHTS A FREEDY'S!!!!!!!!💥💣💎☠👺👹👿

[@Laila_6275]

Or king of the squirrels❤

[@sidneyisais8862]

7:47 “Uranus, is off on its own. As we all know” -Markiplier, 2018

[@sidneyisais8862]

*”Dad where’s my anus?”*

[@geargrunt1264]

Sidney Isais hells yeaaaa

[@ryandupuis5860]

Sidney Isais i happened to read this comment right when he said it

[@strangecomics1360]

Sidney Isais in space.... Or is it?

[@newcristianhabean5801]

Games Techlogic you must continue there is no end

[@afkmind]

Ok we need a podcast of Mark talking about space, because I could listen to his voice for hours

[@cosmicboi1650]

Same with Brian Cox

[@afkmind]

@@cosmicboi1650 agreed

[@louispain7615]

tbh, that would be a bit too *distractable* Im sorry ill show myself out.

[@achekimbell4174]

@@louispain7615 that- you deserve a fucking cookie my friend. That was good.

[@achekimbell4174]

Him ranting about space with like, lofi or some peaceful music- perfect sleep aod

[@benjaminbrand3714]

“Okay. Well, supernova aside…” My new favorite Mark quote

[@elijahe7612]

I love it when Mark talks about science and space and you can tell he's so genuinely interested and fascinated by it all and you're even learning things from him.

[@virtzrl]

I didn't learn anything because I'm an astronomer but its still cool to see him interested. If I'm gonna be honest though, he only knows the very basics.

[@corvusgaming2379]

I love science and space

[@AvengedPanzer]

@@corvusgaming2379 me too

[@callummcneill6266]

@@virtzrl 🤓

[@TheScottishBOLSHEVIK]

Welcome to the Future he has made entire 2nd massive interactive project all about space probably with some references to Universe sandbox 2 / US2

[@Devalius]

29:42 "She just went solar." -Markiplier quote that deserves to be in a Sci-Fi Movie

[@Spongeboy0]

29:52*

[@jongyuemei]

29:52*

[@aetherian31]

29:52*

[@jaziferret1138]

29:52*

[@metallicmedlay]

29:52*

[@ev9947]

Mark: "we're gonna blow up earth and it will not be pretty..." *earth go boom* mark: "oh that's pretty"

[@tanyapilkington4380]

LMAO

[@nitronick4253]

Chicago probably survived tho..

[@jayakers5268]

NiTroNicK Those black people reflexes...

[@analeighmerriam1335]

🤩

[@taidotblend]

I liked and now u have 666 likes Np.

[@hera_969]

Me: choosing to watch this video when going to sleep, cuz it's mostly dark Mark: Zooms straight into the sun

[@damienseibel5286]

Right?! I’m in a fully lit room and I was still going oww

[@acgaming007]

@@damienseibel5286what is wrong with your eyes, That didn't hurt a bit

[@loki4807]

Hey, Hera. How's your husband?

[@acgaming007]

@@loki4807 I had a dog with your name..

[@loki4807]

@@acgaming007 okay...and?

[@lizzyjamieson2630]

Mark when he sees the emptiness of space: *beautiful* Mark when he sees the emptiness of the ocean: *THE OCEAN IS DEATH*

[@Zeoproo]

He's scared of what's IN the ocean

[@hellothereskellies]

Lmao, it aint empty bruv. That's the only difference

[@tristenbrightwell8506]

Space isn't empty either bro, there's plenty of things that can kill you out there. Most of it's just not alive. THAT'S the only difference.

[@yoburgerkingimdarapking4023]

because we know theres something there that can actively want to prey on us but the space is just nothing

[@cameronreyno7175]

I'm the same way. The ocean scares me way more than space

[@dannol6224]

Mark: "Uranus is off on its own, as we all know." Me: (trying to contain my childish sense of humor) cool.

[@wunderwaffeyt4077]

Lol, he missed a beautiful joke

[@Skeletondude101]

Lol. I just promounce it as “Urinenus” to avoid out of context problems-

[@_simon.s_]

@@Skeletondude101 You got another problem with that - urine.

[@DesolateLavender]

Pronounceing it as "yur-ah-nus (UrAHnus)" works. It's slightly different, and doesn't sound the same.

[@gabytole1305]

This is almost EXACTLY what I was gonna post as a comment, only to find you already said it.

[@dr.k8610]

Mark hates the dark, empty, unexplored, unknown void of the ocean. Mark loves the dark, empty, unexplored, unknown void of space

[@autumn9704]

There are no known sharks in space

[@sirnuggets9666]

imagine if there were....space sharks flying around shooting fricking lazer beams

[@wuvbandit1657]

Sir Nuggets Well...there’s no proof that there isn’t...

[@sthenelos1]

There’s no proof that there isn’t a teacup flying around in between Jupiter and Saturn either... but we can say that there probably isn’t

[@derpmcgerp8062]

@@sthenelos1 not with that attitude.

[@gizmoatlas]

Did Markiplier really just get my ADHD ass to sit down and watch him do a whole bunch of crap in space (After watching in space with Markiplier) for almost a whole hour? Yes. Yes he did. And I enjoyed every goddamn second of it.

[@supermatt87]

So then you now realize ADHD can be overcome with self control

[@Torsoman2.0]

@@supermatt87 aaaannd a little mark 😉

[@ninja_of_light_5801]

Same.

[@stare4539]

fr

[@keisui89]

same , if anyone can get me to sit down and watch them just fuck around and thats it for an hour or more its mark

[@nekoema9691]

Though Mark's destroying our planet, I wish I had a science teacher who explained the solar system like the way Mark does. I would of loved science more then right now.

[@someguy166]

Who wouldn't

[@xngelster]

It’s funny cause my science teacher does this. His name is Mr. Newcomb

[@gojicrusader5113]

Yea he would be a cool science teacher

[@gojicrusader5113]

EXACTLY he would be really fun but also teaching us

[@kaikoifishy]

I'ma show this game to my science teacher

[@flawedpotato3665]

"some crazy scientist who found a way to increase the size and mass of the moon" *looks at gru*

[@petarblag]

I n c r e a s e (also don't r/woooosh me)

[@DogfoodIsBuns]

That’s what I thought lol

[@anguinechip]

Biggest Mastermind

[@iraqicountryballs4409]

@@petarblag r/woooosh

[@mreggs3731]

This is the breathing you can do to earth right?

[@chillowatt456]

When Mark speaks about space, he becomes a poet.

[@LeroyJenkins781]

I know it can put you to sleep

[@bean5157]

@@LeroyJenkins781 *forever*

[@chrismccune1523]

@@LeroyJenkins781 funny u say that lol i watched a man kill himself on a link that i shoudnt of clicked.... and i watched one of his space vids and it calmed me down

[@a_certified_mess]

@@LeroyJenkins781 I do actually watch it to fall asleep too (　˙-˙　)

[@severia24]

"Space is so pretty ;D"

[@evanprocknow6568]

Markiplier should make like a big project or something about space because he seems really passionate about it….. oh wait.

[@nooberton0077]

“Since when was gravity not on?” -Isaac Newton

[@youbettersubscribed8118]

Hey

[@obshussion8401]

@@youbettersubscribed8118 hey

[@randomanimations8488]

@@youbettersubscribed8118 hey

[@jovielove4022]

@@youbettersubscribed8118 hey

[@gamingspecified6476]

@@youbettersubscribed8118 Hey

[@chocodoodl1882]

mark - blows up the solar system "Well, supernova aside--"

[@gijsnijenhuis9669]

Blueberii v

[@chocodoodl1882]

v

[@4m33n]

F

[@ravenwithpens9675]

H

[@story-1-timexd588]

Supernova... More like supernono

[@satirethegod]

Did this guy just turn into my science teacher while playing a game?

[@AudibleHorizonVR]

yep he is a smart person

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Ur pfp is very fitting for this video. My favorite is fell

[@lilcxsx6002]

King, not guy mah dude ;]

[@emillysilva483]

sorry but do you know the name of this game?

[@el_sinor5709]

@@emillysilva483 Universe Sandbox 2

[@Danymok]

6:50 You said if the sun disappeared, all the planets would continue on a path tangent to their last position "instantaneously" but that would not be the case. Gravity waves/gravity's influence travels, at the speed of light, so Earth would go off course around 8 minutes after the sun disappeared. What's interesting about this is that even though Earth would not be orbiting the sun anymore, the farther planets would keep orbiting for more time more, and we'd be able to see that.

[@filchamp6985]

if the sun disappeared we would not be able to see that

[@Mega2stupid]

@@filchamp6985 yes we would

[@paulspitz6813]

I’m not sure if quantum entanglement would have an effect which appears to happen instantaneously

[@Mega2stupid]

@@ThatGalNoxious If you are unable to understand just say that.

[@ThatGalNoxious]

@@Mega2stupid I may be stupid but I am not stupid

[@spacesucc9465]

Tiny Moon: **about to crash into Earth ** NASA: Don’t panic, impact will be minimal Mark: **returns the moon to normal** NASA: ****

[@mellohi61]

They are speechless

[@shinigami4242]

NASA: OH FU- Mark the god: lol get rekt Aliens on Kepler-22b: ooh they’re communicating to us!

[@brian93724]

NASA: **proceeds to start speedrunning terraforming Mars to survive**

[@puppergump4117]

Houston we have a problem

[@subface6894]

i fell asleepwith my face on my phone

[@semechkimcblyat9777]

''-Let's see how can we destroy Earth'' Literally 19min later: "-Oops, I made the Moon into a Sun..''

[@story-1-timexd588]

Hahahahaha thats funny

[@digihealer]

True, not much to the title, EH MARK?

[@whatanamewrandomthings3474]

In 19 minutes you can fall of the earth in 19 minutes you can have revenge

[@minijustdisaster3469]

It worked

[@julesdebeckker627]

Markiplier: "We're gonna go back in time REEALLY far" Also Markiplier: Goes back to 1948

[@DesolateLavender]

Hey, it's all relative.

[@r3vai1..1]

Wow that so far

[@novaismajin]

@William Cameron i think it’s pretty obvious they were being sarcastic..

[@chipwhich]

@@DesolateLavender Is that a Niko pfp? Epic

[@greenbeanproductions9236]

gOsE bacK tO 1987

[@The_Queen_Herself]

Looking back on this makes me think Mark would be a GREAT science teacher (specially when teaching space) like if he had a class I would join it in seconds

[@zahrannahyan9666]

42:04 he said that the sun can go supernova but it cant because its to small

[@bonkatron_1439]

honestly i hope he does when hes finished with youtube

[@adora_was_taken]

@@zahrannahyan9666 when the sun dies it'll grow to roughly the size of mars's orbit (which will, yknow, destroy the earth). then it'll collapse and go nova (not supernova, just nova) and its outer layers will explode out and form a planetary nebula. then it'll just... slowly cool down over the course of roughly a quadrillion years (yes, a quadrillion) until it's a frozen ball of carbon and oxygen.

[@SirCheeto47]

After watching Mark play this, I’ve always wished that he would do an interview segment with Neil deGrasse Tyson while they both played this game together to demonstrate certain scenarios that they were curious about.

[@yaboiTyTy]

Can we make this a petition??

[@SirCheeto47]

@@yaboiTyTy I would sign it immediately.

[@lombardy2959]

that'd be priceless :( I would watch that all day

[@chriscarpenter3370]

like crashing 358 jupiters into each other?

[@SirCheeto47]

@@chriscarpenter3370 You and I both know Tyson would have just as much interest/fun in crashing 358 Jupiter’s into one another as Mark did. I feel like the cackling and genuineness between the two of them would be an unstoppable force.

[@falicityc.6027]

Everyone is DEAD but we got a new moon, fair trade

[@thomasguerrero4387]

Lol

[@TheIceObsidian]

But in a few millenia, we'll have a new humanity

[@AirLight1646]

Humanity was a mistake anyway so I see this as an absolute win

[@Kno_One]

Fair is fair

[@psionicdreamer3302]

I love when mark starts talking about space, or really anything he's super passionate about. He gets so driven, his mind focused on one concept it's so intense and cool. I also enjoy space and I like to think about what could be hidden in the far reaches of our galaxy. Speaking of which NASA confirmed a black hole only a few lightyears away from us.

[@treemannick2969]

It's called hyper-focusing, it's very common and it happens to me all the time uncontrollably, it occurs when someone is performing a task that interests them (Like playing a sandbox game) and they go on for hours just experimenting and frequently ask themselves questions like, "What happens if I do this?" In fact, I'm hyper-focusing right now trying to educate people.

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@skylerwinkel2801 It is growing due to dark energy pushing the very fabric of our universal complex apart. In short, the empty space quarters are the result of dark energy.

[@jschmeu1620]

@Anime Freak dark energy is just a place holder until we figure out what actually causes the effects we attribute to it. it's really just speculation (although to be entirely fair, just about everything we know about space is speculation)

[@Kai-iy3kk]

@@jschmeu1620 Really? That's really cool!

[@NotOnLand]

"I put a galaxy on top of Earth" is like taking a grain of sand from one ocean and putting it in a different ocean

[@mishellane0us]

Mark: let’s just say that there was a mad scientist who enlarged the moon- Me: REVERSE GRU

[@Reavyr]

We're gonna [grow]... THE MOON!

[@theyoutubeplague3383]

@@Reavyr I mean if a normal sized moon crashed into the earth it would destroy everything so what about a super sized moon

[@Kevindude8868]

Yeah but imagine there was this mad scientist who turned himself into a-

[@JacobSunga]

Urg

[@Mingo-Akuma]

Urg

[@CrispyToast]

Oh, the humanity!

[@Fincredible01]

Crispy Toast hi crispy

[@the1zeldafan609]

Soft Bread, can't believe I found you here!

[@Jorgis_]

@Crispy Toast hey there bud

[@mindystammers2779]

🍞

[@pokemonboy59832]

Howdy crispy. :)

[@gunnar_k01]

The sad part about the fragments crashing into earth thing is that we wouldn’t die then. We’d already be dead. The moon being so close to earth would disrupt a crap load of gravity, yeah. But the true insanity is that when the moon gets smaller, the tides change. Huge tidal waves would bombard not just the coasts, it would go into mainland. Think if you took the tip of panhandle Florida, it would most likely go up to Georgia, if not more. The weather would increase in intensity, with storms 5 times the power of a hurricane occurring as common as a normal rainfall, with even more intensity over time. We would have to hide in bunkers just to escape the 140 mph winds, which would destroy most wildlife and plants. Eventually everything and everyone would be ripped to shreds, and that’s just talking about weather. It would also create a gravity well, so before the moon hit the earth, (if you were on the right part of earth) you would get ripped off the ground and have your skin ripped off your bones. This is just the research I’ve done though. Read up on it if you want, it’s crazy.

[@silasjackson993]

Haha don’t you just love to know how painful this would be HAHAHAHAHAHA

[@littlebigdragon313]

Thank you science side of KZbin comments

[@zsealed5740]

Chill , this is just a game.

[@veeistiredasf]

this is helping me with my physics homework thank you kind stranger for explaining this

[@gunnar_k01]

@@veeistiredasf your welcome

[@minutebug9868]

Man. Just coming back to this and seeing his passion for space makes me want mark to play outer wilds that much more. I know he has a lot of other games and projects. And it’s a three year old game, but I think if he ever did and I saw that on my subscriptions it’d be a delightful surprise

[@adora_was_taken]

he would absolutely love outer wilds

[@KiltedSatyr]

Hey Mark, please do more of these videos. It is really really nice to hear you talk about something that makes you so awestruck. Also these videos are very calming

[@OverlordZephyros]

Astronomy does that to everyone

[@Da_Swifta]

Right? These videos are great. Way mlre interesting to listen to than a documentary for example, just because you can hear the enthusiasm and awe shine through in his voice. Even if it’s not quite as informative as a documentary, it’s still really interesting to listen to Mark geek out about this stuff. His incredibly soothing voice on top of that is just a bonus.

[@eier3252]

Fun fact about that galaxy thing you talked about in the beginning: in LA light pollution is so bad that, during a blackout, people called the police because of strange glowing clouds. They saw the galaxis the first time in their entire life. (stolen from vsauce)

[@Austn8r]

Wasn't that nyc not la? @.@

[@newkingfj7242]

Holy shit really in FIJI we seem them every night

[@slynx0689]

@@newkingfj7242 would i love to live there

[@newkingfj7242]

Yea it's really beautiful and makes you wonder if where all alone in this universe

[@kohentindel2774]

that is insane

[@Yhurga0]

Imagine just chilling outside and then the fucking sun disappears

[@yaboiTyTy]

And then it reapears

[@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547]

@Felutia's Fans that's a clusterfuck of emotions

[@Toast_Sandwich]

Fun fact: you would only learn that the sun disappeared about 8 minutes after it disappeared because of how fast light speed actually is.

[@justasimpleguy172]

I'd be very confused ad will buy a ton of heating lamps

[@JenB1210]

@@aaaaaaaaahhhh5547 yeah no shit.

[@izukumidoriya7302]

I love science class with Mr Markiplier, it’s just the way he explains it makes it really interesting

[@jessicacarvalho2201]

Scientists: the temperature is drastically increasing, turning the moon into a gas giant. Mark: oh boi were gettin toasty

[@dee2ndbyzmmn840]

Hello hi I am gary

[@angrymicrowave]

@@dee2ndbyzmmn840 hi gary

[@avery1093]

🎵 If there was a program for volunteers to go into to space, with like 100% chance of dying from death by space, I would be first in line! If they needed brave volunteers, it stupid volunteers, I would be there so fast! 🎵

[@jakoda2514]

What a way to go

[@dalton_tall_boi0517]

Yeppers

[@blakewilliams5172]

earth litterally getting destroyed by the moon: Mark: oh wow that fragment is very round!

[@DesolateLavender]

To be fair, it certainly was.

[@BoomBoomSoup]

Time stamp?

[@kervintalledo4670]

17:12

[@tehhypergamer963]

Mark: **Loves the idea of terraformed Mars** Also Mark: **Blows up terraformed Mars**

[@imageman9859]

"We are very dead. But what we got... fair trade... is a new moon." - Markiplier 2018

[@dzseneraloficcial]

@ImageMan Majora’s Mask be like

[@neveyya]

"okay, well supernova aside" - Markiplier 2018

[@owenps6944]

Imagine this isn’t a game, but instead all of these are separate dimensions and A scientist made you practically a god, without you knowing. So ur basically just mass murdering everyone on earth from other dimensions, but u don’t know because you think it’s a game

[@killerthor1326]

PLOT TWIST

[@LucasMiddleNameandLastname22]

still worth it not gonna lie

[@shadowscall7758]

Stargate Atlantis had an episode about something like this. Smaller scale, but still good.

[@0nullnil]

I mean... Technically since multiverses exist that is possible...

[@AlexGaming-mv8de]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@julianjpantoja4603]

Me at 8:28 : Oh that's cute! They're dancing together! Entire Earth: We're gonna DIEE!!!!

[@adamsvanholm5797]

1 person: Oh God it's A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

[@RubitheRacoon]

just by markiplier talking about space it already explains everything i love about it in more complex words. its a perfect mix of scientific and factual speaking and casual "this is my interest" type speaking but in short astronomy is fucking awesome

[@fareedahdamilola]

Congratulations you have been selected among three lucky winner's text me on....

[@droidmanult6041]

Boomers: you won't learn anything in the internet Markiplier: "became a science teacher"

[@thedoconscratch]

this deserves even more likes.

[@Racoon_in_a_box]

yep

[@scrap-wrk6222]

Full blown astronomist

[@SaintIsshxn]

Epic pfp

[@Maverick7782]

Elders*

[@PlutoniumBoss]

Dear Mr. Fischbach, we regret to inform you that your application for the position of Planetary System Engineer is denied due to a demonstration of gross negligence in simulations. We thank you for your time and wish you luck in your future endeavors.

[@DeathofSnoopy]

Myles Garlick LOL

[@peterbarnes66]

Rofl this comment made my day thank you

[@ravenwithpens9675]

🖕🏻

[@danieldoesstuff2300]

@@ravenwithpens9675 please dont be rude,

[@art3mis728]

AXE BURGUR🖕

[@jc_boy4718]

i feel like im being lectured and entertained at the same time

[@urfrndlucas]

If only teachers did stuff like this

[@ppad8087]

schools should do this

[@campbeck5241]

E

[@vectorperkins6685]

im lucky enough to have a biology and chemistry teacher like this lol

[@mikecoxlong8006]

eh?

[@RowanTo40]

12:40 - Roche limit Fun fact: in a few million years mars tiny tiny moon phobos will enter the Roche limit and make a ring around the planet, it's not all fun in games as fragments will rain upon the equator, another fun fact is that the mountain sized moon phobos is nearly half the size in thr sky of the moon even tho being tens of times closer and smaller, it's because of how close it is too Mars, phobos btw has an 8 hour orbit

[@phantum_wulf]

so true

[@Crickets-Everywhere]

mark: 1000 ways to destroy the earth 2020: write that down WRITE THAT DOWN!

[@snad-the-sekelton]

calm

[@TryggLauIzCuul]

HA YEEEEEUPPPPP

[@TryggLauIzCuul]

.... - - .--.

[@starryproxi]

That's so true it hurts, but it's kinda funny lmao XD

[@mateuszburak5119]

We will see 👀

[@eggsnbroccoli5367]

Earth "ahhghhahhggh this burns" mean while markiplier "so coOOoOooool"

[@jasmina-2753]

Blazingpython Gaming R.I.P. Earth’Chan

[@eggsnbroccoli5367]

Wow all these like r insane

[@monmusumaster]

I would actually watch a 3 hour stream of Mark just screwing around with this simulation.

[@TheSOTA]

Micah Young I would watch a 24 hour stream of just that.

[@phoenixflambe3319]

Congratulations! You're most likely jobless!

[@monmusumaster]

In training yes.

[@shadowedpokefan331]

I'd love to see mark stream this simulation

[@Painstation9]

Mark back then:*Uploads a video called 1000 ways to destroy earth* Mark now:*Creates a masterpiece about 2 people destroying the universe* Wow what a step up,a planet to an entire universe

[@itzendy2755]

*looks at title and thumbnail* QUE THE MUSIC! *OH THATS SO COO OO OO OO OOL* *SO COO OO OO OOL* *MY COMPUTER CANT HANDLE THE RENDERING!*

[@hshsgamingclub2469]

There are billions and billions of stars (oh look)

[@diogoayres7953]

we need a sequel now

[@itzendy2755]

There's nothing i like more than *S P A C E !*

[@cabig9838]

So let's blow somethin' up here

[@DanielSambar]

Rest In Peace: Earth _“We had a good run.”_

[@cyclolith]

Daniel Sambar omg I see you everywhere now

[@curlyhairjess]

Never forget

[@simplyfateh8222]

Space is cool and the earth is hiding a part of the space so we had to remove it

[@adenentertainment7365]

I think it's beautiful How I lost the part of me I need the most Like I was born to fail

[@Beadear_]

"*We'll get em next time*"

[@j_yaein]

**sees the video** Me: now let’s introduce Mr. Iplier He’s studied astronomy, only talks about destroying the earth rather than ACTUALLY teaching something, takes the whole class for a field trip to outer space

[@Sheashay101]

Seatbelts, everyone!

[@kingcosmos3]

Please let this be a normal field trip...

[@elementgermanium]

With the Plier? No way

[@eddferrer4953]

*MAGIC SCHOOL BUS*

[@SuperDCUniverse1]

Cruising down in space, watch that nova blowing by...oh shit it’s getting hot, WE ARE All GOING TO DIE!!!

[@kittybun8845]

This is one of my favorite videos. It's very relaxing to see him be himself so thoroughly. No face for the camera, just thinking out loud with genuine reactions.

[@saltustic]

*"everyone is dead but its so coooool"* -markiplier2k18

[@StzyHQ]

Right

[@stopanimationcentral2609]

2k18 same length as 2018

[@spamsauzzage913]

But 2k18 is easier to say than 2018

[@jevilthejoker940]

Your copyright of The game theorists

[@rozzybrand9351]

The Game Detective Mark has killed all mankind because space is so cool

[@vypervikram2390]

* becomes a god * I'mma have the earth slam into the moon. * Moon becomes gas giant * I'mma wait..... * Gas giant became a star * " What have we learned today kids? Yes Timmy?" ' if Markiplier becomes god the moon will eat us and then it becomes a star!'

[@CelaTheDragonPrince]

Blare Plays lol, that’s funny. XD

[@aggiee8653]

*The moon will become a tsar

[@DavidLopez-up3qm]

"A tsar" Get out of here. Now, before you go to gulag 😂

[@taylorb9111]

This seems like something mark would conversation in a video... am i wrong?

[@jamesgibbs6716]

That's a lot of damage!

[@cheshiremixs6841]

6:50 *What if the sun disappeared?* hEY VSAUCE, MICHAEL HERE

[@peterconroy7375]

het vsauce kevin here

[@jennyinutil2018]

*Michael's toys* Today we're gonna take a look at my solar destructor

[@ezar0744]

If sun disappears then earth we’ll be frozen as they be no life left except some maybe polar bears and other snow land animals because they can take a lot of low degrees but for us humans we won’t be able to survive and heck even snake and lizards will die because they are cold blooded

[@0Abraham16]

Cabbage Vurtal Well...I forgot how it works,but there’s enough heatings inside of Earth to sustain humanity for a long time,if there smart enough to use the heat and you know.

[@matthewrodgers9141]

If the sun disappears, the moon would still be in orbit, but instead of the rotation of night then day it would be night then complete darkness, but the sun would never just disappear from orbit so u have nothing to worry about😁

[@analysispeople]

29:52 according to my calculations each spit of fire on the new brown dwarf is easily the size of jupiter

[@eclectictrash]

Out of all the planets to destroy, of course Mark picks the one we all fucking live on.

[@morgandae]

Mark: Tries to educate us on how the solar system works Accidentally creates a super nova

[@newcristianhabean5801]

that's actually pretty easy, to make a supernova, whilst educating on how the solar system works.

[@jamisonjackson196]

Mark de grasse Tyson

[@minijustdisaster3469]

new cristian habean not with our sun it’s not big enough

[@otrocerdo2342]

Everyone spam this comment section with “No U”

[@hazeltree7738]

@@otrocerdo2342 Non, toi.

[@kayleeroberts1805]

TO SHOW YOU THE POWER OF FLEX TAPE WE CUT THIS EARTH IN HALF

[@Ssally_Sskellington]

earth-chan W

[@eenochian]

oh my god

[@RoboThunder]

*THAT'S ALOT OF DAMAGE*

[@demonicangel3191]

AND REPAIRED IT, WITH ONLY FLEX TAPE

[@dusathemaid]

PHIL WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH TAPE?!

[@GoblinLord]

(black hole simulation) Earth: I don't feel so good Mr.Plier (dusts away)

[@alexandergalindo5064]

LOL 😂😂😂

[@lynettedunster7582]

SupahGaminNerd epic thanos and. Space pun

[@roguechimera597]

I'ave done what he is doing in this episode. What mods dose he have?

[@fuckingusername7964]

*Cough Cough* Thanos *Cough Cough Cough*

[@jebidiahabrhams2735]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😆😆😆lol lol lol

[@tay-1324]

I love this video. No yelling, no screaming, no intense gameplay. Just the calm atmosphere and Mark's soothing voice. I have watched this over and over, and it never gets old, heck, I have even fallen asleep listening to this. I would love for you to make more videos like this.

[@aperson3718]

Like a lullaby 😴

[@bethgray1562]

I agree. Its nice to see him calm and slightly sadistic without yelling for (almost) once

[@irisstormbell9332]

mannnnnn... Mark has such a sweet sexy voice... I agree: very soothing. 10/10

[@i.non-stopkestrelgameing1296]

Me 2

[@Nugcon]

I like how the video without yelling, screaming and intense gameplay is about destroying Earth 1000 times.

[@iceddork7342]

Throwback to *OH THAT'S SOO COO OO OO OL*

[@That.One.Bug.]

So coooooooool my computer can't handle the rendering oh that's so coooooooool so coooooooool there's nothing I like more than space so let's blow something up here

[@victorisaacbabia.c.2611]

Fun fact: The Suns Texture is actually a picture of beans.

[@almicc]

If the Sun outright disappeared, it would be a LOT cooler than what you showed. Let me explain... Gravity, like all other forces, travels at the speed of light. This means that, on Earth, we would have absolutely no way of knowing the Sun was gone until 8 minutes after it has vanished. We would literally be seeing and orbiting a ghost. At the same time, Mercury, Venus and the Sun would seemingly go dark at the same moment from our perspective, and Venus and Mercury would simultaneously start traveling in a straight line, despite both planets experiencing the Suns non-existence at "different times" relatively speaking. The eerie part is that if we turn around and face Mars, Saturn, Jupiter and the other planets, we could still see them orbiting normally and shining bright in the sky with the last few rays of light that ever left the Sun. Saturn would be visible to the naked eye for the longest time, still shining brightly with all its rings for over 2 hours after our skies go dark. And then, we would witness perhaps the most extraordinary part of the whole event, Saturn's rings fading away slowly. At the speed of light, it would take slightly less than a second to travel from one end of Saturn's rings to the next, meaning that if you are looking at Saturn the moment it starts going dark, you would see it fade out, front to back, over about a second. Relatively speaking, this would be the only time during the disappearance of the Sun that you could actually witness the slow speed of light, as all other planets would seem to instantly vanish, Saturn would be the only one to seemingly evaporate out of the sky. TL;DR: It would look a lot like Thanos snapped his fingers to evaporate the solar system at the speed of light.

[@nickcassel1409]

Do you study this stuff

[@almicc]

Yeah, science is just cool

[@saucy_dragon1566]

MachWarfareGames You got that from vsauce right? If not, he has a really good video explaining that exact thing. It’s really cool :D

[@almicc]

VSauce Michael is my spirit animal

[@starstruckdaydreamer3822]

SCIENCE 4 LIFE! (math = torture :V)

[@vibing-vicinity9989]

There is a VR version I recommend checking it out

[@alanarohrbach3669]

You have the perfect voice to demonstrate at a planetarium

[@javyz6197]

*I T ' S S O C O O O O L*

[@ljdcm3887]

23:29 Mark: it’s gonna kill us all so… Let’s see that in slow motion😁

[@spacefox6689]

Food for thought: the universe is so inconceivably immense that all of these scenarios are guaranteed to have happened, are currently happening, and will happen

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Emma If the multiple worlds theory is true, there is a world where it isn't. But the multiple worlds theory doesn't cover paradoxes… except in the world where it does. I'm giving myself an aneurism.

[@spacefox6689]

Alexander Inoa seen that post already

[@lgsMindofG]

Did anyone else read that with Neil Degrase Tyson voice

[@devilvocano420]

No You wont get planets smashing into each other in a line

[@alexanderinoa7850]

Emma Hey, never said I was original! Just some food for thought that had blown my mind.

[@scarletfeather5969]

4:17-4:44 is a super inspiring, mind-boggling speech, and then after it he just does a funny voice and it totally ruined the amazingness that he just blew my mind with XD

[@DonnieDarko28]

Like Mark I love this stuff it's truly fascinating, so all I have to say is please I beg do more vids of stuff like this with this game

[@macewindu5279]

The video has been paused.

[@SparrowsKeep14]

This needs to be pinned

[@SGT_Squid_Dog]

Story of my life

[@reitypei5568]

Mark is now vsauce4 lol

[@Bordie3D]

When mark crashed earth into our moon, all I could think is "Well, did Russia or the USA make it first?"

[@chieflizard4314]

😂

[@kelepona3424]

Lol 😂

[@ronithemangles2829]

4:50 mark activates the forbidden magic circle

[@cookiecat1751]

Mark: A total philosopher, admiring how beautiful space and the universe is. Also Mark: "1000 Ways to Destroy Earth"

[@Hades_0011]

Markiplier plays it off as an idiot but he’s actually like- A REALLY INTELLIGENT PERSON HOLY SH-

[@peanut3045]

That or he just did some good old-fashioned research into a subject he enjoyed. But then again, that does so “intelligence” so I mean, sure

[@DesolateLavender]

He's average intelligence. At most, slightly above aversge at best. It's just that he's interested in space, so he knows a fair bit about it.

[@thegongoolzler2677]

I like how you guys decided to come back to this video.

[@DesolateLavender]

@Lazar I never said that. I'm not saying I'm better than anyone. I was just saying that he's fairly intelligent, but not a fucking genius. I mean, his spacial awareness is a bit bad. Don't jump to such accusatory assumptions.

[@Tidepod_Prince]

Everything he’s saying is like the bare minimum tho relax

[@mrlegoboy413]

i fly to the moon i shrink the moon i grab the moon

[@sakryptix]

Mr Legoboy I sit on the toilet-

[@That.One.Bug.]

@@sakryptix *looks at graph confused.......

[@sammylammy996]

*moon unshrinks*

[@rfacproductions6552]

I fly to the moon I shrink the moon I grab the moon I let it regrow and blow up the earth *_confused looked at the graph_*

[@communist2192]

you take the moon, and you take the moon, and you take the moon, and you take the moon

[@klakatyklak6826]

Ha there's a smiley face in the earth at time 19:20

[@Fire_Gaming64]

Markiplier accidentally re-creates how we got the moon

[@fritterskitter9125]

Is Mark Doom trying to destroy the solar system again?

[@free_cattappingstars3148]

Maybe he is, yet again!

[@Brooke052]

Thanos confirmed? 🤔😯

[@elenagerber614]

Hence why his name is....DOOM :) lol

[@XiaoMof]

Fritterskitter If only his last name was Doom, that would've been SO cool

[@firsttolast5409]

Mark: So we're going to be playing Universe simulator... Me: *preps for the eventual Space freakout*

[@daconnatwuk]

*uM iT's AcTuAlLy UnIvErSe SaNdBoX*

[@sniperarcher7630]

The preps for the eventual space freakout was funny made me laugh 😆

[@ComicSans-ew2ou]

Watching Mark play this makes me think about what would've happened if he had pursued a more space related career

[@brycevo]

Space is Soo Cooool! So Cooool! My computer can't handle the Rendering.

[@temarinara77]

Oh that’s so cool so coool

[@Rickol]

Oh it's so pretty! So pretty..

[@noahrayner9248]

There are millions and millions of stars...

[@friendlyoldpieceofapoppedp711]

There are billions and billions of stars, (oh look) there are billions and billions of gasses (alright!)

[@ProPanda1975]

Oh look there are billions and billions of galaxies oh my

[@InsomniacStephens141]

Hey mark, I love the video, seeing you nerd out about space is literally my favourite part of the channel. There is one thing I'd like to point out, as far as I'm aware (I could be wrong) our sun will not go supernova due to its mass not being high enough. It will expand into a red giant consuming the inner planets before shrinking back down to a dwarf. (This is what I learned growing up, as I was as obsessed with space as you are today)

[@jovonsam9643]

Pretty sure you absolutely correct

[@SaitosaBard]

Which is mildly disappointing but it's not like we'd be able to see our planet being burned down to ashes in a blast of blue and red anyway. I guess. Kinda scary.

[@manysubscriberswithnovideo7384]

@@SaitosaBard no because we will have killed ourselves long before that happens

[@dadarocks_ttp76]

Well actually the thing is your only partly right all stars will supernova their mass is irrelevant as long as they are a star they will blow up What their mass chooses is the outcome So the higher masses will mean a black hole Lower ones will be nuetron stars or white dwarfs Saldy the expansion of the sun does happen with all stars and that alone will be the death of earth

[@manysubscriberswithnovideo7384]

@@dadarocks_ttp76 good job none of us will be around to see it

[@nait6183]

*Looking at Earth burning * *Describes tidal waves of lava* Mark: "Oh my God, that is so beautiful" :/

[@hollywoodflag2341]

As Beautiful as You

[@tomryan6965]

@@hollywoodflag2341 this is 2018 you are meant to be mean

[@magmadude_]

Hollywood Flag wholesome

[@amandareeves5101]

20:46 Me when I'm watching my food warm up in the microwave. Lol.

[@slushplayz8973]

Me:watching videos in the dark Mark:zooms directly into the sun Me:eyes melt

[@jaime779]

Omg i thpught it only happenesd to me lmao

[@digihealer]

Well, maybe not think of doing that next time.

[@spookytimejunction]

Eyes: Ah, my time has come.

[@ACorruptedKat]

me looking at the sun and eating fuckin mcdonalds because my life and eyes enjoy it

[@mr.fahrenheit3768]

Still better than light mode

[@RosePetal417]

not even 3 min into the video and Markiplier is sending me tumbling into an existential crisis

[@HurtyGettinSquirty]

Underrated comment

[@xX_wiLLiam_Xx]

overrated comment

[@booperdooper1309]

I love Mark’s fascination and passion about space. It is so relaxing to listen to while you are doing homework. (He says something funny and you start cracking up and people start starring at you) lol

[@dubiousspade3757]

Booper Dooper staring* and I can also relate to that I watch him all the time and love it

[@dinoappl-es]

according to me and only me and i'm not very smart, the moon at this point ( 37:17 ) would weigh, 81,019,881,352,945,008,640 (81 quintillion) tons or 162,039,762,705,890,016,231,424 (162 sextillion) pounds

[@jenneric03]

Mark "That's a big moon" Me: Mark: Me: tHaT's No MoOn

[@HorrorMonster4406]

It's a space station. -Obi-Wan Kenobi

[@jaziferret1138]

@@HorrorMonster4406 its too big to be a space station

[@salty_c7681]

I forgot the next line so *vader theme noises ensue*

[@michaelb.3006]

*vader has joined the chat* you said my name

[@GKiernan01]

"What is that glare? That's not a sun, that's not a moon and that's certainly not a space station! What is that? What...is....that? WHAT IS THAT?"

[@MukuonChannel]

"Uranus is going off on its own." Hurr hurr hurr...~

[@MillennialJo]

"as we all know" Huehuehue..

[@robertwozniak7263]

A R T I L L E R Y O N L Y

[@rosekate1096]

If Mark can destroy the solar system, imagine what Dark can do...

[@Ari-mk7dz]

Rose Kate Oh hell 😓

[@biddleTM]

O h s h i t

[@circusbabyfriends481]

... OH SHI-

[@hopetoombs8886]

I want the video!!

[@michellerabbit2535]

Slipping tea?

[@animatingangel7946]

Mark: “Comes to destroy all of humanity!!!” Captions: Nope just all of your money.

[@daredevil7041]

Oh thats so COOooOOl so COOooOOl my computer can't handle the rendering

[@alexcastle8974]

Daredevil there are BILLIONS and BILLIONS of staaars

[@alexcastle8974]

There are billions and billions of galaxies🎶

[@shippolice399]

🎶So let's blow something up here leettss bllooww something up heeerrreee🎶

[@loafofcorn6555]

I wish I had Mark as my astronomy teacher

[@brendangiger]

Dont we all!

[@francescoceresani3343]

If we don't wanna learn then yes

[@mrconemanz]

Bro you are so right

[@nota444tm2]

@@francescoceresani3343 no, we will learn, but soo much better than our boring old teachers who sound like they hate their lives.

[@bubblemuggets7405]

same

[@ggwrites3083]

The first 2mins got me like Left side of brain:Why go to school when you can watch markiplier Right side of brain: I'm 14 and that's deep

[@TheGamingGuyYT]

At about the 34 minutes mark the water on the earth started disappearing the reason to that is smaller black holes release more radiation proportionally usually causing really small black holes to start heating everything around them from 1000s of degrees to potentially millions

[@talibnabi5078]

imagine mark being God and this actually happened in the other universes

[@alexanderharrison3912]

Which is why I am glad that God is infinitely wise.

[@DesolateLavender]

@@alexanderharrison3912 Indeed... Best not anger him.

[@greenetomphson6164]

the multiverse theory says this happened