BREAK LITERALLY EVERYTHING | Teardown

[@OneTopic]

The tree helped you see... :(

[@RogueOfCrows]

No witnesses😂😂 the tree had to go, it knew too much

[@ThePepii19]

WHAAAT

[@grayhadeswolf]

Hey OT! Nice to see you on a Markiplier video 😄

[@thewindwakinghero7423]

went from One Topic to Markimoo back to finding a One Topic comment

[@tobyharvancik2693]

you are my daaaaaad your my dad wogi

[@BreachSheff]

The entire internet: obsesses over vampire lady in resident evil Mark: proceeds to have a forbidden love with a tree

[@gavinatrix]

He’s just attracted to trees remember the oranges

[@hatterwashere]

ITS NOT A SEXUAL THING ITS JUST RESPECTING POWER

[@ikelldagay1801]

Made me remember the game when he mentioned about shoving a tree in an asshole (christmas horror games)

[@finwick3253]

@@ikelldagay1801 its unfortunate that i don't remember that happening XD

[@certifiedserosimp]

@@ikelldagay1801 I was just watching that lol

[@Sinmior]

Mark: “I like to be high up” Mark: “I want to cause problems” Me: so you’re like a baby goat?

[@pinkie7017]

BABY GOAT MARKIPLIER

[@Natso_1]

ok •_•

[@aurochtamer]

Or a cat

[@Sinmior]

@@aurochtamer omg true!! I have a cat and she’s a little troublemaker and loves going on the kitchen table 😰

[@illuminate8979]

No

[@demonicwolf4257]

"destroy proof of ownership by throwing safe into ocean" Mark: fucking dies inside

[@blumpet6250]

Guy: "try to be discreet." Mark: *hits huge tree into the sea with a sledgehammer while a building is on fire in the background*

[@curvalisiouscurves5579]

Seems about right maybe it's based on florida🤔 👁️👄👁️

[@kahiruo]

BREAKING NEW5: *A GUY WITH A SLADGEHAMMER CUTTING A TREE AND TROWING IT INTO THE OCEAN WHILE THE HOUSE IS BURNING*

[@blurryface43]

It's literally on 666 likes but Imma change it to 667

[@blumpet6250]

@@blurryface43 hmmmm...seems like something Satan would do...

[@blurryface43]

@@blumpet6250 *this conversation never happened*

[@user-zm3bc8ng6m]

Tree: •exists• Mark: *and I took that personally*

[@limshehchunamerine3643]

While smii7y in teardown Destroying treadmill

[@frecklesandfries9209]

Mark: “IWANT2CAUSEPROBLEMZ” Also Mark, seconds after accidentally hitting a small tree: “I don’t want to kill anymore...”

[@santaclaus8652]

*proceeds to kill another tree*

[@BoyMadeOfCardBoard]

That clip was put in there cause how ironic it was smh you dont even understand the joke

[@trentonaudet4373]

@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! no

[@illuminate8979]

No

[@frecklesandfries9209]

@@BoyMadeOfCardBoard no, I do. I repeated it in comments to show how much I enjoyed it. People do that all the time! It’s like how you repeat a joke you just heard while laughing in normal conversation.

[@wanderingwolf2606]

Mark : "I could tear that tree out by it's roots. *Dont think I wont*" Also Mark: *punches a single small tree and vows to never kill again*

[@samuel_is_awesome]

"YOU WONT STOP ME!!!"- "you're stopping me."

[@normalperson4030]

hah

[@louiebenson4497]

300 likes and I commented, nice

[@samuel_is_awesome]

@@louiebenson4497 oh wow-

[@OdinJrthesecond]

Basically Markiplier: "Can I blow this up?" "Can I break this somehow?" "Can I throw this at you?" "Can I just drop this off the edge?" "Are you going to kill me if I shoot you?" "If I look away, you're not gonna disappear, right?" "Can I pick this up?" "Lixian, cut that out, make me look good and smart!" "Uhm, how do I *blow it up* "

[@somebodywhoasked2337]

True

[@sunshine17aj]

Basically YES

[@nothankyou6840]

Um: yes ... he's a complicated man

[@BlissfullyEvil]

Don’t forget: “Can I blow it?”

[@kuba890p]

Lixian zoom

[@callummcneill6266]

All the games mark plays these days: “this is way more complicated and intricate then I thought it would be”

[@christianhurlburt8436]

@@ARL2D2 how

[@Casta2]

@@christianhurlburt8436 Because Mark doesn't checks dozens of videos of a game before playing it so he is complaining that Mark is not 100% efficient wich is dumb.

[@paulwhite3063]

Think he'll make a series of this game?

[@LockIn.0]

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[@callummcneill6266]

@@paulwhite3063 he hasn’t made a series from streamer life simulator

[@CRUSH40RULES]

Smii7y: Obessed with destroying a treadmill while in a love-hate relationship with it. Markiplier: Determined to destroy a tree maliciously.

[@mus1c_lov3r]

Was looking for a Smii7y comment lol

[@mystogan3112]

BRUH I LEGIT SAID ALMOST THE SAME THING 😂😂😂

[@mystogan3112]

Glad to see there’s some Smii7y fans here

[@nitrowolf225]

Why is no one talking about how mark said “what does this say, orphanage?” like he wanted to demolish an orphanage

[@jessaquack8817]

This reminds me of unus annus when Mark and Ethan demolished an orphanage 😩

[@illegalmobster4847]

@@jessaquack8817 I love how only some will know if this is true or not lol

[@veronicaoviedo711]

@@illegalmobster4847 Didn't watch that much Unus Annus so I can confirm

[@tresweet7614]

shhhhhh.....

[@oshana6445]

The new techno

[@JediPlays0309]

The intro just sums up 2020

[@Cruscker]

Well said.

[@mistermcqueenofficial1512]

First in this comment xD Oh, second xD

[@who_againn_]

first reply to a verified person LETS GO

[@KumamoriAori]

True

[@marzipan1405]

Lol

[@junkcyjuncky367]

Mark: *Loads Safes* Mark a second later: *My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined*

[@LockIn.0]

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[@BigJono21]

Conversely, MY day was made in that same second.

[@PSVitaat2am]

He never saw it coming!

[@ReySilverskin]

Instructions: "Throw safes in the ocean to destroy ownership contracts" Mark, for 10 minutes: "What do I do with these safes?"

[@TheWolfDawg]

Most people: immediately get to destroying things. Mark: let me gush over this beautiful game and make love to this tree

[@misxfitx]

i see you're also a person of culture. i see that rossboomsocks pfp. i acknowledge you :)

[@keaganwheeler-mccann8565]

Ayyyy nct is correctomundogothisway

[@therealfoxnews8227]

Alternate Title: Markiplier channels Zeus for 30 minutes

[@sillydacialogan]

Actually, he hated the tree, as you can see in the end

[@BroadcastingCN]

@@sillydacialogan and make love

[@FellixNoAmatsu]

Game: "Mission Accomplished. Get to the Escape Vehicle." Mark: visibly concerned "Escape Vehicle?"

[@omphya6229]

yes

[@AllisonRodriguez066]

Yes

[@trafficconemochi1203]

Yes

[@daisukichukka-san119]

Yes

[@Masterchief_Tito]

He is confused because of the escape. He didnt know he was criminal

[@bryanr93]

Mark: Is doing everything he can to NOT throw the safes in the ocean Me: *Laughing my face off knowing he's supposed to throw the safes in the ocean*

[@cybercritterowo]

And realized it.

[@reelmature1724]

I was laughin too

[@picoto1775]

No one touch this 696

[@DieArtDamon92]

@@picoto1775 they soiled it.

[@fhzxcv]

The best moment ever 😂

[@simonefilter9366]

I love how Mark literally destroys everything, but keeps opening the doors normally instead of breaking them too. Proper manners people. 😂

[@connorthemusicguru690]

The fact that I spent hours planning my missions, and Mark just blasts through with randomness and no planning and still succeeds enrages me.

[@noobeenaut]

I couldn't believe he managed to beat that level first try without even trying

[@irfanhakim6171]

the power of random chaos

[@kingderper928]

You know not of the infinite possibilities of RANDOM CHAOS

[@joelbrich2538]

NooBeeNaut wait, what? I legitimately do not understand. What is there to plan? It's a game where you destroy stuff. Simple.

[@connorthemusicguru690]

@@joelbrich2538 Once the mission's start where you have to take alarmed items, you must plan a route to take all the items, AND get out before the 60 seconds is up. It usually takes item placement, shortcut making, and vehicle placement so you can get everything, and get out ASAP. It's a lot more than just wrecking stuff.

[@junkcyjuncky367]

Amy's POV: *finally questioning Mark's sanity after hearing him aggressively "flirt" with a tree*

[@LockIn.0]

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[@chunkymonke9762]

@@LockIn.0 shut

[@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou]

The bots aren't even trying at this point.

[@boop7784]

@@ClownDollThatHasContemptForYou tru

[@rahmat4848]

@@LockIn.0 none 😑

[@aroalgezion5299]

Mark: i hope there's a better way to destroy this house Construction vehicle of destruction: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU?*

[@richarddakazo2878]

Mark: "I hate the ocean, I'd rather die in space than live in the ocean" Also Mark: 4:55

[@firockfinion3326]

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail. Looks like Mark has discovered a world of nails...

[@Darkness_56526]

And when you have a hammer and a cauldron, everything looks like a nail thats being hammered into your skull.

[@Retrogr4de]

@@Darkness_56526 When you have an explosive, everything's a door that's yet to be made.

[@Hi9.11]

Everybody playing Teardown: “Awright lets do the first thing we have to do, follow the instructions.” Markiplier playing Teardown: *Damn, that’s pretty, how do I blow that up?!*

[@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme]

The thing is, Mark's reaction is that of the target audience's reaction.......

[@barsni4779]

I'm prety sure blowing everything up is a first choice option for majority players.

[@carterstevenson6009]

I mean, what else did you expect of him?

[@liytle]

I'm starting to believe that Mark is the reincarnation of whomever was driving the Titanic. *He sized up the iceberg and tried to overpower it*

[@fans4550]

Lol

[@SallinKari]

"You dare get in my way? I'm coming for you!" Famous last words of the previous iplier.

[@rockysmith6105]

Needless to say, the hull of the titanic was not as able as her captain reincarnate to "go further beyond"

[@Nemesis087B]

this should have more likes 🤣

[@CrowCoded]

420th like 😎

[@unsuspectedlaughter4083]

imagine just 8 years ago, he had a tumor and an abusive relationship. he's grown his youtube channel to be one of the biggest. even when his subs went down, he didnt stop. this dude is the best youtuber

[@jammingshrimp]

wait what

[@lapislazuli06]

For that and his diffrent contents, I love him ❤

[@octosimp1717]

I’m uh- gonna need some context

[@Retrogr4de]

I need context.

[@concept5631]

​@@octosimp1717 Markiplier started his KZbin channel to have some form of control in his life. He had a non-cancerous tumor that was removed painfully and his then gf at the time was abusive. His father had also passed away around that time, I think.

[@veyrnotvods5542]

"This looks important" "Can I break it?" Markiplier in a nutshell

[@Beam-jo6sb]

@UCTNerQ3kluFIEPMy6v4KpkA well then, that happened

[@LockIn.0]

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[@veyrnotvods5542]

@@Beam-jo6sb yea

[@UrResidentGhost]

I thought this was a demolition simulator but it was more “demolish stuff without getting caught in really shady situations” simulator.

[@AM23.]

My thoughts exactly!!

[@burgerbudy6934]

Well theres a sandbox where u can destroy everything

[@theultimatefry]

Actually u destroy more as the story continues. U get more cool weapons too

[@LjCaples]

That's true.. But also not true considering sandbox and mods.

[@kinosaga21]

one could narrow it down to : insurance collection insurer-er"

[@JeweledLove]

Mark: flirting with the tree Everyone: *"Don't tell Amy!"*

[@agentbaguette1519]

He's Heehoo is coming out! Get the pepperspray Amy!

[@redacted4695]

First he simps over a 9ft tall lady and then he simps over a tree..

[@redacted4695]

@@agentbaguette1519 nono we dont tell amy..

[@AnarchyRoman]

Dude stop... Don't remind me anymore ='(

[@alexdutertre2765]

ok ok at first these comments were funny but now they're repetitive, as a quote "stop it, get some help"

[@JenOutzs]

9:10 Mark: you know, there's probably a better way to do this but I don't have time to go back and figure it out. Also Mark: *has walked past the perfectly drivable humongous front loader 12 times*

[@sollyross998]

"It's the dickbreaker" "don't laugh at that" I laughed at that.

[@paigemarshe5213]

Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean Mark: Spends time trying to break open the safes before figuring out how to painfully get them on the boat Mission: Dump the safes in the ocean Mark: *reads instructions* ..... *why are we here just to suffer*

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “I’m higher than you, therefore I am better than you” Me: “How’s the weather up there?”

[@LockIn.0]

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[@fifid1624]

Yah he might be on something, he high AF 😂😂

[@Laura-gn6tj]

You have 2 comments

[@PSVitaat2am]

Not gonna lie I lol'ed!

[@dbag1768]

Stop spamming

[@KillCreeper2003]

More Teardown please! We need more psychopathic professional demolitionist Markiplier

[@ZoronPlays]

Agreed

[@BigLord]

I haven't laughed so much in a long time when Mark realized what he was supposed to do with the safes. I love this game and Mark's playthrough. Hope he continues because this seems very fun!

[@pantelis6728]

When the game starts : Everyone: let's play the game Markiplier: Trys to beat a tree

[@1202-t3v]

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*

[@dr.coomerphd4937]

@@1202-t3v he didn’t stop lying. You don’t even have any videos that are yours

[@JamesCFan]

Tries*

[@sprinkelle1165]

. .

[@Daniell-]

@@JamesCFan thank u

[@ProDudeFilmsGaming]

I actually just kinda want him to continue playing this so he can get to the lighthouse collapsible destruction part

[@coreywest9305]

The heartbreak of Mark finally realizing that he had to ditch the safes 🥲🥲🥲

[@Squirrely.]

I feel like everyone can agree we want to see more content from this game, as a petition to mark like this comment so he sees it.

[@SininenVenom]

Yes! As a reply to his end comment: No, we don't necessarily want to see more games like this, but more of this game :)

[@grimreaper2680]

Yeah I would love to see a second part on this particular game, it was so fun and satisfying to watch plus Mark's commentary was hilarious, I would love to see another part on it, I can watch an hour long episode of this.

[@mr_confuse]

@@grimreaper2680 Then give Dangerously Funny's series on Teardown a watch. Highly recommended

[@jamesc.2743]

I sign the petition

[@corvidcookie322]

Yesss! I need MOAR

[@DeathlordMiopic]

"Let's not put it in the water" Objective: Dump safe in water

[@jebowar6679]

Off

[@angelicalistic]

Off

[@jebowar6679]

Buggy

[@angelicalistic]

Buggy

[@tragictoast3197]

*Drink

[@zayenus7253]

“There probably was a lot better way to go about this” Standing 20 feet from a bulldozer

[@Not_Xavier__]

That annoyed me so much

[@mrdino3050]

@@Not_Xavier__ same

[@specterknight0542]

dude i was like "please grab the bulldozer"

[@Interestking]

Timestamp?

[@nateg876]

I was literally screaming at my pc

[@totallynothatguy]

Mom: We need money to pay our gas bill! Mark: Ok! *proceeds to throw all gas at house*

[@courtneycox7252]

The art style of this game is absolutely beautiful and tearing things down is so satisfying. Being a criminal has never been more satisfying

[@Appl3forPFP]

"I am higher than you; therefore, I am better than you." - Me, when I look out the window of an airplane

[@AdNoctemMedia]

Also me when I am next to you on the airplane and high on illicit substances For legal reasons, this is a joke

[@novigemini4205]

I see no god up here, OTHER THAN ME!

[@michaelmonstar4276]

Mark when standing up straight; Never.

[@AlmightyLoaf]

"*DO NOT FUCK WITH THE HIGH GROUND, ANAKIN*" -Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

[@kingfordvr5863]

Me to my friend in the deep end

[@block2533]

Mark: *starts Teardown* Normal people: *would walk to the warehouse* Mark: *molests a tree*

[@GamingCreed47]

Without it's consent!

[@-sanju-]

@@GamingCreed47 I mean you can't molest with consent.

[@JustthesameJn]

@@-sanju- or can you?

[@GamingCreed47]

@@JustthesameJn Hey, V-Sauce, Michael Here!

[@JustthesameJn]

@@GamingCreed47 how fast can you run?

[@DruidPC]

Playing Teardown while listening/watching this video is just perfect.

[@metagrossfan5325]

“What does this say, orphanage?-“ Calm down mark, please calm down.

[@ungratefulape9121]

Sorry what were you saying? I couldn’t hear you over the burning orphanage behind me

[@andreamiranda7318]

time stamp?

[@fossilconversationist1014]

@@andreamiranda7318 5:10

[@pb_x]

@@ungratefulape9121 technoblade is that you?

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

Mark: “I don’t wanna kill anymore” Mark in The Forest: *Kills everything with a slingshot*

[@Laura-gn6tj]

This is the second one lmao XD

[@sdestroyer6135]

Why two comments

[@alexdutertre2765]

ok ok at first these comments were funny but now they're repetitive, as a quote "stop it, get some help"

[@illuminate8979]

No

[@graysongeiger5259]

Mark talking to tree: “God damn you’re so pretty!” Also Mark talking to Lady Dimitrescu: “God damn you’re so pretty!” Gotta say, his taste has a wide range.

[@sylvanshalosky7166]

They've both tall and stocky.Wink Wink.

[@EthanMeatan]

@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! we love bots

[@LockIn.0]

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[@Vivian_Wong]

It’s about the power

[@tacotuesday4798]

To trees to vampires

[@Lowpoly07]

31:01 the perfect horror villan monologue

[@JackTheDripperr]

This is the best, it's totally Mark's calling, we need a whole ass series

[@phreedomphart4293]

Yes

[@lainy8263]

“You’ll be sleeping with the fishes” Yes, that is all.

[@LockIn.0]

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[@PixelThorn]

It do be like that sometimes

[@tekashimaahshiha647]

@@LockIn.0 ?

[@jerryskeepero]

“I didn’t know I could just steal things..” while literally on a job for stealing a computer.....

[@sebastiandam15]

my dad walked pass and asked why I was watching Keanu Reeves playing minecraft 😭😭😭😭

[@DefiantPunk0810]

I mean why not? That sounds amazing.

[@blood_tendonsandbone1523]

“You’re gonna be sleeping with the fishes” Unus Annus Ethan vibes “I’m gonna water board him. If u don’t shut up, your gonna be sleeping with the fishes tonight. You’ll be sleeping with the goddamn fishes.”

[@dangtuandung2423]

Make me remember the Godfather film's quote :) Luca Brasi has slept with fishes :)

[@whatsername1509]

Omg I used to cry from laughing so hard at that episode. When Ethan slaps the wet paper towel down on his face lol ok

[@blood_tendonsandbone1523]

@@whatsername1509 I KNOW RIGHT. oh how I do miss them so

[@Bradtrick95]

That “I’m gonna turn off the whole cities power” killed me

[@theshortestshorty]

"There probably was a lot better way of doing this, but I don't know how," he says as he walks around past the 2 construction machinery he could've used to easily break the house down.

[@louiebenson4497]

A

[@JoeMama-jg9oc]

A

[@ahmed4363]

Why A?

[@EwanJP2001]

Get ratio'd

[@ahmed4363]

What?

[@onnimakinen5794]

As a guy who has almost 100 hours in Teardown this is just so fun to watch how different people have different ways of playing Teardown :D

[@walter_248]

One of my favorite games. This would make for a juicy series. By the way did you like Part 1 or 2 better? I kind of liked the cozy feeling of P1. The snow gets a little tiring.

[@artzyvixen]

Mark: "oOoOh this looks important" *"can i break it???"*

[@SilentStorm54722]

I wouldn't mind a playthrough of this if I'm completely honest.

[@SuperShizzStain]

Same, thought about that myself lol

[@sel8845]

I would love one, I watched jawshs videos on this game and they were a lot of fun. I'd love to see mark do this game

[@randomuser8046]

Same

[@ithinkihadeight]

He's barely scratched the surface of the game, it really gets crazy later, lots of planning and setting up for the bigger harder heists.

[@teenagerage1292]

Plz mark

[@NikushimiZERO]

Game: Please throw the safes in the ocean. Mark: Do NOT let the safes fall into the ocean. That would be bad. Game: N-no, that...that would be good. Mark: *trying is damndest to not make the safes fall in the water* Mark: *Face of realization at the end* Hello darkness, my old friend.

[@lonejohnwolf]

"Let's not dump it in the ocean" *Looks at objective* "Dispose of the safes by dumping in the ocean" *Markiplier making weird faces* Hahaha that was so funny

[@biguwubill]

alternate title: markiplier has way too much fun being an arsonist

[@mowhawksound3673]

Yes. He HAS TOO MUCH POWER

[@M_Alexander]

Arson is always fun

[@LockIn.0]

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[@lankylizard7318]

@@LockIn.0 shut up

[@Coldceaslestucker]

yes. pizza. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[@CC-ch4fk]

Mark: “..If I’ve learned anything from..” Me: Engineering School. Mark: “..Battlefield-” Me: Oh, yeah, he’s a dropout.

[@1202-t3v]

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*

[@raiden6583]

@@1202-t3v lol

[@DronesOverTheMoon]

@@raiden6583 fake weekend

[@raiden6583]

@@DronesOverTheMoon i know

[@albetrus]

Still makes more money then the *whole engineering school*

[@sarttan]

"I am higher than you Anakin, therefore I am better than you." -Obi Wan Kenobi

[@jojo-ln7zd]

This game has a weirdly calming atmosphere to it. (Also I want a mod of this game where every time you swing the sledge hammer Mark says The Dick Breaker.)

[@walter_248]

It's comfy in a way I don't know how to describe but still, very relaxing

[@SansComicTV]

Oh My God!!!!!! So cool

[@mr.spaget6513]

Wha- Sans Comic TV what are you doing in Mark's comments section?

[@Lurker101Gaming]

Will you stop using the entire breadth of Marks vocabulary

[@alph2794]

@Undyne ! You’re just a salty 10 year old. Please grow up. Wtf is wrong with you

[@alph2794]

@@ShadowFrosty101 Yes you do, or you would have «minded your own business» , buddy. Delusional.

[@oblsk1679]

My god he is here

[@tallcaliboi08]

Mark: “ FIRE IT CAN CATCH ON FIRE.” Me: No mark that’s just called Arson

[@AngelMine345]

The absolute pain in his face as he throws each safe into the ocean is immeasurable

[@dexterdexter8208]

17:02 Mark just pulled a "Here's Johnny".

[@sugar9005]

Mark : *sees the ocean* "I want in!" Mark : *remembers he's scared of the ocean* ..... Mark : "I want oUT!!"

[@toptier9036]

He might not be scared of shit

[@toptier9036]

I never asked for none of this shit

[@thegoodhunter3707]

@@toptier9036 what?

[@solsticesailor]

@@toptier9036 ?????

[@sugar9005]

@@toptier9036 mark has stated several times that he is scared of the ocean, also its just a joke, so please calm yourself.

[@javeriajamal9471]

“You’re going to sleep with the fishes” Ethan 2020 and Mark 2021

[@max4633]

Mark: "Show that I am angry" Lixian: *turns mark into a angry bird*

[@1202-t3v]

"Don't lie who else is a FAN of Mark for more than a day?" *(Mark Just Commented on mý newest Video Thanks!)*

[@dannyflintstone7003]

@@1202-t3v you don't have any videos

[@nomoretwitterhandles]

There were 2 editors on this one. Credit both of them.

[@dannyflintstone7003]

@@nomoretwitterhandles who was the second one?

[@AshuSharma0413]

@@dannyflintstone7003 MARCUS/NERDFICTION

[@potatopluck6704]

7:15 is a great summary of what happened to bobs fridge

[@leytonv.3269]

Mark: “I’m higher than you therefore I am better than you.” Everybody over 5’10”: :)

[@hitherefriend2412]

Topkekw

[@zark9608]

Everybody under 5'10": :'(

[@katiekaylor1492]

:( everyone under 5’10

[@nova9820]

He’s got the high ground 😭

[@togxhimiko]

1.98 me

[@zarthiarose221]

"The rocks didn't hurt me, they deserve better." -Markiplier 2021

[@Maya-mr1hi]

Steven Universe in a nutshell

[@Grimrose_04]

Mark and The Rock collab confirmed

[@kindakyana2372]

@I WANT [S]EX - F[U]СК МЕ !!! car?

[@LockIn.0]

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[@Paul20661]

he wants dat rock coin

[@oddballentertainment9907]

The fact he continued to call himself “the dick breaker” makes me laugh so much

[@TristanLloyd-v4b]

3:26:Comes in to destroy everything, doesnt want to kill anymore.

[@DracoSlayrr]

"I now have a gun and it can only go downhill from here" Sounds about right

[@Paul20661]

murica be like

[@easysnakeoven9052]

When the cop finally gets their free kill card

[@EShelleton]

I love how he always calls a body of water "The Drink"

[@illuminate8979]

No

[@badcornflakes6374]

30:13

[@shawndawick]

Imagine if the last words you hear before your demise, was “You will be break”

[@AndrewMoore498]

The local news: There is a murderer on the loose naming himself as warfistash, the survivors of the attack say he said last to them, “You will be break”.

[@adenentertainment7365]

That will be what yang hears when I am in the room with Ruby Rose and her friends

[@weirdthe3rd308]

@@AndrewMoore498 lamoooo

[@flasegod]

I would be pretty sad if that were to happen

[@SUP3R2069]

@@weirdthe3rd308 laugh ass my off?

[@J0-chan]

Mark: YoU'rE gOiNg To SlEeP wItH tHe FiShEs Me: *has unus annus flashback*

[@reactornumberfour]

FINALLY THIS GAME IS GETTING THE FAME IT DESERVES

[@theofficialrealjackblackyo9804]

Poipi

[@catmang4252]

Yes

[@carnerd0333]

Smii7y played it too

[@phtto]

I mean, it got 500k views on oneyplays a few months back

[@BunchaSnakes]

Scrap man played this game. It’s very interesting

[@jthoward]

More games like this, yes. More of this game, *YES*.

[@DanS044]

Agree YES!

[@MPVPRO1]

YES!!

[@MPVPRO1]

Longer too

[@cartersouthern4087]

YES

[@Şŵāð]

Yes

[@Arcanix]

Mark: "Not a peen" Narrator: "...it was a peen."

[@TorvusVulpes]

Mark: "I'm higher than you, therefore im better than you." Is this what he believes people think of him when he meets them in person? XD

[@unfunnykhoi5913]

Mark: Accidentally takes the coffee machine Also Mark: I'm taking this. This is mine now.

[@ellisvcool]

Nobody: Mark: My character arc revolves around me harassing a particular tree and then drowning it because it was pretty

[@juliuskwak1263]

Roll for Sanity.

[@pickle_tar5923]

Smity is pretty much the same just with treadmills

[@connorhathaway8740]

"I'm higher than you, therefore I'm better than you." Catiplier confirmed

[@thehalfnegativeoptimist4578]

@@EC_4 you pfp works for what you are saying

[@ultrablueslime8216]

something tells me i don't want to know what "catiplier" is

[@רפאל-ב]

@@ultrablueslime8216 ... Cat... Markiplier..

[@ultrablueslime8216]

@@רפאל-ב well yeah but i'm worried it's some kind of creepy "catboy" shit

[@רפאל-ב]

@@ultrablueslime8216 ohhh, fair

[@kuriousk927]

As someone who works at a museum, 5:32 hurt me physically and spiritually

[@shellknight1323]

Alternate Title: *"A Heist with Markiplier: the Sequel"*

[@sialmeckerjr]

Yes lol

[@davishampton5899]

I was literally going to comment the same thing

[@aceblitzgaming9783]

alternate alternate title: “Several Heists with Markiplier”

[@Pinonyan]

@@aceblitzgaming9783 even better 💀😂🤣

[@kagemushashien8394]

"I don't wanna be freeeeeeeeee"

[@cadendougherty2041]

Nobody: Mark: *Aggressively flirts with a tree*

[@illuminate8979]

No

[@ZeCrowval]

Y E S

[@mackthemild939]

MAYBE

[@cheemsyboi1411]

The comments section is filled with 14 olds like u who write these comments lol

[@gabrielpulido4521]

YOU CLOSE *thump thump YOU CLOSE

[@josephwarren4851]

Mark every day: “I wonder what palettes are for?” Mark today: “Back to picnic mode...”

[@Rye-sq4fx]

your prof pic is the same as mine

[@FinThuhHuman]

I think it's safe to say that we'd all react the same way mark did when after accomplishing having gotten the two safes in the boat only to have to actually dump the safes in the water to finish the objective. Also find joy immediately afterwards by blowing more things up

[@lucianosgonzalez3561]

"I now have a gun and it can only go downhill from here" Mark did it. The madlad summarized world history.

[@josephpaulson9495]

Before that everyone was just hacking eachother to pieces with swords and bashing skulls in with rocks. Guns just made wars bigger and let larger empires form.

[@Nezha_Main]

Yep bombs came next, than pearl harbour blew up, than Japan blew up...... *twice*

[@joebomb1019]

Until we got nukes

[@Buzzy_Bland]

Spears: “Haughty laughter”

[@Buzzy_Bland]

@@Nezha_Main I am willing to bet money that bombs came about before guns.

[@intenseavarice34]

Mark was so used playing low effort games that when this game came out with such well crafted scenes and assets he got so blown away. So wholesome.

[@exploding_andrey]

Video title: BREAK LITERALLY EVERYTHING Markiplier: **Starts calling trees attractive**

[@haylionxxx9510]

**then kills said tree and dumps its body into the river**

[@LilyCat963]

Mark struggling with his hair, telling it to stop then tucking it behind his headphones is that most relatable thing to me XD